A friend of mine once went to a DragonForce concert.  He came back home
with a hole through his tongue, which happened when he bit his tongue
in the mosh pit.

We decided that story wasn't metal enough, so we came up with a better
story for him: "She had a clit ring."

It's the perfect reason for anything, really.  The perfect answer for any
"why" question.  Or, sometimes, "where", "who", or "what".  Even "when".

"Where have you been all month?"  "She had a clit ring."
"Why weren't you at the party??"  "She had a clit ring."
"Where are my TPS reports?"  "She had a clit ring."

Pass it on, and make your world a little more surreal.