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- >Be Norman
- >I'm new in this town and on my first day of school
- >My parent's didn't let me skip school even though we arrived today
- >So here I am. Just a Sleep deprived normal guy on his first day of school. On top of that I'm late for class
- >I'm really off to a good start
- >At the school's main gate, there was a janitor or a gardener or something
- >He's an old man with dark skin, gray hair, a goatee and a very mismatching outfit.
- >Maybe he escaped from an asylum or something. Though he has an air that reminds me of my dad
- >"I havent seen you here before" -the man says- "are you perhaps a new student here?"
- >"Yes" -I answered
- >"Don't you now that you can't be late on your first day? Everyone will laugh at you"
- >"uh, yes I know, it's just that I got into this town today, so I kinda got lost on my way here" -I replied again
- >The tall man showed worry in his his face
- >"You know what? I was once like you. Just a little boy who couldn't distinguish left and right"
- >A smile appears on his face
- >"I gess I'll show you arround school, so you don't get lost again" -he said while showing me a very wide grin
- >It seems that despite his appearance he's a very kind person
- >"okay! I'll take on your offer" -I smile at him as I speak.
- >By the way young lad, what's your name?
- >My name is Norman. And yours mister janitor?
- >"Oh, Norman! how corteous" -he chuckled- "there's no need for you to know the name of a humble janitor. But if you must refer to me by a name, you can call me Mr.D" he seemed flattered as we spoke.
- >I wonder how people here treat this janitor for him to be this happy just because I asked his name.
- >But Mr. D? you must be some kind of pretentious faggot if you make people call you that. I can understand if they mistreat you after you present yourself
- >"so lets go on a tour all arround the school" -Mr. D said this in a way reminiscent of some musical; I almost expected him to start singing
- >And so we went arround the whole school. Mr. D let me look through the windows of many rooms while explaining me what each room was for.
- >"This is the library, here, our colorful student body can read books of almost any topic, we even have some banned books."
- >What? does this library has porn or something like that? -I thought
- >"Of course not, if we had that the government would close the school. Also, please leave your questions for the end of the tour"
- >Wait, what? I'm pretty sure I didn't say that, did he read my mind, or he just expected I would think something like that? I guess I'll stay with my second guess in this
- >We just kept walking and I see the first student since I got here, a rainbow haired girl with blueish skin, just you normal everyday girl.
- >What the hell?
- >"Questions at the end of the tour please"
- >Mr. D you are freaking me out. I haven't spoken a word since we were at the library
- >"This is the dining room, where you and your future iridiscent friends will hace lunch and strengthen your bonds"
- >seeing some of the people here I can guess why he uses synonyms of the word color to refer to them
- >"Don't ask questions yet Norman, just enjoy the tour" -he spoke before I could even move my mouth
- >Mr. D kept showing me many different rooms while emphasizing the varying hues of this school's students. He didn't let me speak during the whole trip. Damn it I need to know
- >"Okay then, here we finish our little tour" -he spoke- "this is the principal's office, I hope you never end up here"
- >Mr. D proceeded to take a microphone from the principal's desk
- >"Hello everyone, welcome to a new episode of Mr. D's interviews. Our special guest today is also our newest student Mr. Norman. A round of applause please"
- >this guy is kinda funny, he acted as if he was hosting a tv show I just played along, maybe no one pays attention to this poor guy, but don't worry Mr. D I wont be a faggot like the people here
- >"So Mr. Norman, have you got any question about our cherished school?" -he asked as a professional announcer.
- >"Yes I have a question" -I replied- "What's wrong with all the colored people?"
- >"And that my friend's was today's show thanks for tuning in" -he then left the room without even answering my question
- >That was so weird and random, whatever
- >Classes were already over so I started walking home
- >"OMG SO RACIST" -The student's start yelling
- >"Yeah, check your privilege, white scum." -I wonder what happened, I guess it's some kind of protest
- >"Fuck you Norman"
- >Oh shit
- >People start calling me a skin head.
- >It's going to be a long year
- >At the gate was Mr.D
- >"Did you enjoy your welcome party?" -he said as he smirked
- >"By the way, I'm no janitor, I'm Hester Descartes, the main funder of this school"
- >"Have a nice year"
- >This is definitely going to be a long year
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