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- Owl: Ey mate
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: alright fam lets hear it
- Owl: You're too big a pussy to try
- Owl: Duel me
- Owl: 1 on 1
- Owl: Soldier lock it
- Owl: I dare you
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: still down to mge you until you cry
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: not that it'd take too much lol
- Owl: Cant when you kicked me
- Owl: Trust me mate
- Owl: If you and I go down
- Owl: There'll be no assists to help you
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: do you even know what mge is
- Owl: 20-frag me
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: have you ever played this game
- Owl: Have you ever learned to capitalize?
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: do I need to?
- Owl: Kinda, you immature brat.
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: alright mr. capitalization but no rockets hit
- Owl: What, did your momma pay for all that stuff you have?
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: what
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: what stuff
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: are you delusional
- Owl: Every single one of your stranges
- Owl: How much'd you have your mom pay?
- Owl: Oh, and you suck so much you have to farm kills on your rocket launcher
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: you should stop being so rude to a girl gamer
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: my fans gave me those
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: :(
- Owl: 19,541 KILLS IS UNBELIEVAB LE
- Owl: And dont even play that card
- Owl: If you have fans
- Owl: Link me to 'em
- Owl: I dare you
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: wow
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: stop stalking me
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: :(
- Owl: Pffft
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: weirdo
- Owl: This is why you have no friends
- Owl: Im not even stalking you
- Owl: You're playing innocent
- Owl: And unlucky you
- Owl: I'm screenshotting the whole thing
- Owl: Hell let me get bandicam
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: ok dude this is my biggest fan
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Granberia/
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: PLEASE stop bullying me because a girl gamer beat you at a cartoon video game :(
- Owl: You realize
- Owl: I dont care if youre a chick or not
- Owl: You're playing innocent
- Owl: After being a douchebag
- Owl: It's unbelievable
- Owl: And if thats how you get through your life
- Owl: Then I hope you get run over by a truck
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: wow
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: that's pretty rude
- Owl: Not really
- Owl: When someone like you plagues the world
- Owl: Also
- Owl: Who's that link
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: my fan
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: :)
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: my number one fan!
- Owl: Your one fan?
- Owl: Wow
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: anyway
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: who're you sending those screenshots to at any rate
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: you gonna make a video out of that
- Owl: Mhm
- Owl: Bandicam
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: you you got emasculated by a girl in a cartoon shooting video game?
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: that's pretty rich
- Owl: Mmm
- Owl: You see
- Owl: Whats funny
- Owl: Is that all of your 'kills'
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: do send me the video tho
- Owl: Were assists
- Owl: That's why you 'dominated' me
- Owl: A.) I was playing Medic
- Owl: B.) You only killed me twice when I was soldier
- Owl: And both of those were assists
- Owl: C.) You farm your stranges
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: and you feel the need to add me to talk about this for...?
- Owl: D.) You're now trying to play innocent.
- Owl: So I can tell you
- Owl: That you can shove your giant ego
- Owl: So far up your ass
- Owl: That your pretty little face
- Owl: Will have to mold around till you look like a candlestick.
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: have you ever thought that maybe the reason why you're getting cyber bullied (jesus fucking christ) is because you're easy to cyber bully?
- Owl: Than let's see you try and play innocent
- Owl: Or maybe its because your entire life consists of being a douchebag?
- Owl: I dunno
- Owl: Cant tell
- Owl: Most likely choice B
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I mean if you get this triggered at a pub in a video game
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: it's like
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: damn son
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: relax
- Owl: Im not triggered by that
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: like you're not even playing the game anymore
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: you're just sitting there
- Owl: It's the reaction of stupid people like you
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: talking to me
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: about how I'm a douchebag
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: instead of enjoying the video game
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: ?
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: please help me understand the thought process here
- Owl: Maybe its cause you kicked me from my server
- Owl: I dunno
- Owl: I really cant tell
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: eh you weren't doing much
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: besides
- Owl: Mhm
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: plenty of valve servers around
- Owl: Says the one who focused half their time on spamming 'lol nub medic got rekt'
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I can give you another one if you're too clueless to find it by yourself
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: and still outscored you
- Owl: I'll find it, I just wanted to show the world what a douche you are.
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: despite you playing medic
- Owl: Mhm
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I don't know man
- Owl: Because you spawncamped
- Owl: Anyways
- Owl: Im done talking to you
- Owl: My IQ's already lowered by several points
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: yeah
- Owl: So have fun for your short life span
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: can't be doing with a negative iq
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: by the way
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm STILL up to mge you
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: if you're feeling good
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: ;)
- Owl: Eh
- Owl: Sure
- Owl: Why not
- Owl: Badlands?
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: yeah sure
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: find a server, gimme the ip
- Owl: Will do
- Owl: 74.91.112.140
- Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- Owl: Wait, shit
- Owl: They password locked it since last I went on
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: well
- Owl: Think I found 'un
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm waiting
- Owl: Hold your damn horses
- Owl: Its hard finding semi-empty servers that aren't foreign country
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: do bear in mind you'll have the ping advantage ;)
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: but that's fine
- Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm used to playing on 200 ping
- Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- Owl: Downloadin' the map and I'll invite you
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm in this shit already
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: 5.9.99.181:29050
- Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- Owl: Downloading the map
- Owl: Gimme a second
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: got 250 ping to this server btw
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: it's cool
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: am I being taken on a ruse cruise or are you on 512kbps
- Owl: Its downloadin' alright?
- Owl: Im loading in now
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: my fans will be watching so you better put on a good show
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: that was pretty pathetic
- Owl: I will put this loss to use
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: honestly
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: hope you filmed that
- Owl: It helps me build skill
- Owl: I dont care that I lost
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: real talk though
- Owl: As long as I learn from it it's a victory in my books
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: don't jump with the shotgun
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: if your enemy is playing like a fag
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: like me
- Owl: I swapped midfight
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: yeah I know
- Owl: Thats why I lost advantage
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: but you were still jumping and chunking yourself
- Owl: Shoulda kept my gunboats
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: also
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: gunboats in soldier v soldier mge is a faux pas
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: according to people who know a lot more than me apparently
- Owl: Mhm
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: anyway
- Owl: Good fight, good fight
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm really glad it came to that and that we could part without being bitter enemies!
- Owl: Eh
- Owl: It's atleast better than before
- Owl: When we were calling eachother douchebags
- Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: now that that's settled I'm gonna remove you lad
- NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: nice talking to you ;)
- Owl: A'ight
- Owl: Have a good night
- Owl is now Offline.
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