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  1. Owl: Ey mate
  2. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: alright fam lets hear it
  3. Owl: You're too big a pussy to try
  4. Owl: Duel me
  5. Owl: 1 on 1
  6. Owl: Soldier lock it
  7. Owl: I dare you
  8. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: still down to mge you until you cry
  9. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: not that it'd take too much lol
  10. Owl: Cant when you kicked me
  11. Owl: Trust me mate
  12. Owl: If you and I go down
  13. Owl: There'll be no assists to help you
  14. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: do you even know what mge is
  15. Owl: 20-frag me
  16. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: have you ever played this game
  17. Owl: Have you ever learned to capitalize?
  18. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: do I need to?
  19. Owl: Kinda, you immature brat.
  20. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: alright mr. capitalization but no rockets hit
  21. Owl: What, did your momma pay for all that stuff you have?
  22. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: what
  23. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: what stuff
  24. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: are you delusional
  25. Owl: Every single one of your stranges
  26. Owl: How much'd you have your mom pay?
  27. Owl: Oh, and you suck so much you have to farm kills on your rocket launcher
  28. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: you should stop being so rude to a girl gamer
  29. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: my fans gave me those
  30. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: :(
  31. Owl: 19,541 KILLS IS UNBELIEVAB LE
  32. Owl: And dont even play that card
  33. Owl: If you have fans
  34. Owl: Link me to 'em
  35. Owl: I dare you
  36. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: wow
  37. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: stop stalking me
  38. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: :(
  39. Owl: Pffft
  40. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: weirdo
  41. Owl: This is why you have no friends
  42. Owl: Im not even stalking you
  43. Owl: You're playing innocent
  44. Owl: And unlucky you
  45. Owl: I'm screenshotting the whole thing
  46. Owl: Hell let me get bandicam
  47. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: ok dude this is my biggest fan
  48. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Granberia/
  49. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: PLEASE stop bullying me because a girl gamer beat you at a cartoon video game :(
  50. Owl: You realize
  51. Owl: I dont care if youre a chick or not
  52. Owl: You're playing innocent
  53. Owl: After being a douchebag
  54. Owl: It's unbelievable
  55. Owl: And if thats how you get through your life
  56. Owl: Then I hope you get run over by a truck
  57. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: wow
  58. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: that's pretty rude
  59. Owl: Not really
  60. Owl: When someone like you plagues the world
  61. Owl: Also
  62. Owl: Who's that link
  63. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: my fan
  64. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: :)
  65. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: my number one fan!
  66. Owl: Your one fan?
  67. Owl: Wow
  68. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: anyway
  69. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: who're you sending those screenshots to at any rate
  70. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: you gonna make a video out of that
  71. Owl: Mhm
  72. Owl: Bandicam
  73. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: you you got emasculated by a girl in a cartoon shooting video game?
  74. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: that's pretty rich
  75. Owl: Mmm
  76. Owl: You see
  77. Owl: Whats funny
  78. Owl: Is that all of your 'kills'
  79. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: do send me the video tho
  80. Owl: Were assists
  81. Owl: That's why you 'dominated' me
  82. Owl: A.) I was playing Medic
  83. Owl: B.) You only killed me twice when I was soldier
  84. Owl: And both of those were assists
  85. Owl: C.) You farm your stranges
  86. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: and you feel the need to add me to talk about this for...?
  87. Owl: D.) You're now trying to play innocent.
  88. Owl: So I can tell you
  89. Owl: That you can shove your giant ego
  90. Owl: So far up your ass
  91. Owl: That your pretty little face
  92. Owl: Will have to mold around till you look like a candlestick.
  93. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: have you ever thought that maybe the reason why you're getting cyber bullied (jesus fucking christ) is because you're easy to cyber bully?
  94. Owl: Than let's see you try and play innocent
  95. Owl: Or maybe its because your entire life consists of being a douchebag?
  96. Owl: I dunno
  97. Owl: Cant tell
  98. Owl: Most likely choice B
  99. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I mean if you get this triggered at a pub in a video game
  100. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: it's like
  101. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: damn son
  102. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: relax
  103. Owl: Im not triggered by that
  104. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: like you're not even playing the game anymore
  105. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: you're just sitting there
  106. Owl: It's the reaction of stupid people like you
  107. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: talking to me
  108. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: about how I'm a douchebag
  109. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: instead of enjoying the video game
  110. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: ?
  111. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: please help me understand the thought process here
  112. Owl: Maybe its cause you kicked me from my server
  113. Owl: I dunno
  114. Owl: I really cant tell
  115. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: eh you weren't doing much
  116. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: besides
  117. Owl: Mhm
  118. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: plenty of valve servers around
  119. Owl: Says the one who focused half their time on spamming 'lol nub medic got rekt'
  120. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I can give you another one if you're too clueless to find it by yourself
  121. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: and still outscored you
  122. Owl: I'll find it, I just wanted to show the world what a douche you are.
  123. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: despite you playing medic
  124. Owl: Mhm
  125. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I don't know man
  126. Owl: Because you spawncamped
  127. Owl: Anyways
  128. Owl: Im done talking to you
  129. Owl: My IQ's already lowered by several points
  130. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: yeah
  131. Owl: So have fun for your short life span
  132. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: can't be doing with a negative iq
  133. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: by the way
  134. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm STILL up to mge you
  135. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: if you're feeling good
  136. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: ;)
  137. Owl: Eh
  138. Owl: Sure
  139. Owl: Why not
  140. Owl: Badlands?
  141. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: yeah sure
  142. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: find a server, gimme the ip
  143. Owl: Will do
  144. Owl: 74.91.112.140
  145. Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  146. Owl: Wait, shit
  147. Owl: They password locked it since last I went on
  148. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: well
  149. Owl: Think I found 'un
  150. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm waiting
  151. Owl: Hold your damn horses
  152. Owl: Its hard finding semi-empty servers that aren't foreign country
  153. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: do bear in mind you'll have the ping advantage ;)
  154. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: but that's fine
  155. Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  156. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm used to playing on 200 ping
  157. Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  158. Owl: Downloadin' the map and I'll invite you
  159. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm in this shit already
  160. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: 5.9.99.181:29050
  161. Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  162. Owl: Downloading the map
  163. Owl: Gimme a second
  164. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: got 250 ping to this server btw
  165. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: it's cool
  166. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: am I being taken on a ruse cruise or are you on 512kbps
  167. Owl: Its downloadin' alright?
  168. Owl: Im loading in now
  169. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: my fans will be watching so you better put on a good show
  170. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: that was pretty pathetic
  171. Owl: I will put this loss to use
  172. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: honestly
  173. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: hope you filmed that
  174. Owl: It helps me build skill
  175. Owl: I dont care that I lost
  176. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: real talk though
  177. Owl: As long as I learn from it it's a victory in my books
  178. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: don't jump with the shotgun
  179. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: if your enemy is playing like a fag
  180. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: like me
  181. Owl: I swapped midfight
  182. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: yeah I know
  183. Owl: Thats why I lost advantage
  184. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: but you were still jumping and chunking yourself
  185. Owl: Shoulda kept my gunboats
  186. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: also
  187. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: gunboats in soldier v soldier mge is a faux pas
  188. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: according to people who know a lot more than me apparently
  189. Owl: Mhm
  190. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: anyway
  191. Owl: Good fight, good fight
  192. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: I'm really glad it came to that and that we could part without being bitter enemies!
  193. Owl: Eh
  194. Owl: It's atleast better than before
  195. Owl: When we were calling eachother douchebags
  196. Owl is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  197. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: now that that's settled I'm gonna remove you lad
  198. NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE: nice talking to you ;)
  199. Owl: A'ight
  200. Owl: Have a good night
  201. Owl is now Offline.
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