2019 objectives

This is a list of objectives to complete for every month of 2019. You don't even have to do these, but since you're lonely and crave humiliation, I know you'll make at least some attempt to complete them.

Month 1:
This month, you can look at whatever porn you want and masturbate however you want, but it has to be before going to bed, no cleaning up either. You also have to masturbate/sleep naked.

Month 2:
Last month should've been fairly easy, so here are your objectives for this month:

Similar to before, you have to masturbate and sleep naked, but this time you can only look at censored porn, and you can only cum from rubbing the *head* of your penis with your hand covered in spit, lotion, etc... It's a different kind of pleasure but you'll get used to it.

Month 3:
This month, you need to shave all your body hair from your neck down. You'll also be incorporating nudity into your life more. Any time you're alone, you have to be naked. Additionally, you're gonna start using two hands to masturbate, using spit similar to before, and milk yourself like a cow. Put a timer on for 15 minutes while you masturbate. If you think you're about to cum, ruin it and keep going until the timer is done. Then you may have a normal orgasm. Oh, and make sure you aren't getting a hold of uncensored porn.

Month 4:
Didn't like the milkings? We'll take it down a notch. This month, you're going to use a timer rule similar to before, except if you cum before the 15 minutes are up, you don't have to ruin your orgasm. If you haven't managed to cream yourself in the 15 minutes, you don't get to cum at all.

Month 5:
This month, in order to cum, you have two options, but they don't involve jerking off like you normally would. You can either hump a pillow (preferably the main one you sleep with) on the ground while naked, or cum directly from ballbusting, with no other stimulation.

Month 6:
All this time you've spent nude throughout the past few months wasn't for nothing. This month we're trying something that'll bring out your inner exhibitionist. At least once this month: go on a site like Omegle, take all your clothes off, find a way to blindfold yourself, and start video chatting with people while you masturbate (using the method from last month of course). No skipping allowed, but that shouldn't matter since you're be blindfolded right? What's there to be ashamed about? If you're able to, record this using screencast software like OBS so you can look back at the experience later.

Let's also get some petplay in the mix. This month, you have to spend at least half an hour every day like a dog. No clothes, preferably wearing a collar, chewing on things, doing tricks, etc.

Month 7:
Continuing the trend of petplay, this month you have to eat out of bowls using no utensils (including your hands), walk with your hands and knees when alone, and on at least one day this month, sleep on the ground using no clothes, blankets, pillows, etc.

Month 8:
This month, all past rules no longer apply. However, this month you must masturbate somewhere that isn't your house. It can be outside, it can be in a public bathroom, etc. at least once.

Month 9:
This month, you're only allowed to take cold showers. Additionally, you have to play with your ass at least once a week, and you're only allowed to look at male porn. Nothing wrong with being bi-curious right?

Month 10:
Donate $10 to some girl online. It can be anybody, as long as it's done. On Halloween night you must cum outside, naked.

Month 11:
This month you now have a minimum orgasm goal to reach. For the first week, you need to have 3 orgasms per day. Second week is 5 orgasms, third is 7 orgasms, last is 10. You'll get used to the aching. You also have to piss yourself at least once in public, so the world can see your wet jeans.

Month 12:
Last month was pretty intense so to end the year off we're gonna give your poor little penis a break. No cumming until Christmas Day, but you will get *3* courtesy strokes per day.