switch (rank)
			if ("Captain") H << "You are the [rank]. Your job is to oversee the station. Run it as you see fit. Nanotrasen is watching."
			if ("Head of Personnel") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to deal with the various crewmembers in the departments you control. You also handle access on identification cards. It is advised not to leave your post."
			if ("Head of Security") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to control the stations security force. Ensure they, as well as you, follow Space Law."
			if ("Security Officer") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to uphold the law of the station. Follow Space Law. Dont committ any acts of brutality. You are not above the law."
			if ("Warden") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to oversee the brig. You are to ensure the prisoners are being treated correctly. Try not to be the casualty of a prison break."
			if ("Detective") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to investigate crime scenes by scanning for fingerprints, as well as looking badass with that Zippo lighter."
			if ("Laywer") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to be manhandled by security, as well as provide legal aide for various criminals in trials and representation."
			if ("Chief Engineer") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to oversee the engineers of the station. Ensure the engine is set up. Also ensure singularity doesnt run rampant."
			if ("Station Engineer") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to handle the technical aspects of the station. Start the engine, fix hull breaches, repair wiring."
			if ("Atmospheric Technician") H<< "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to control the atmospherics of the station. Make sure plasma isnt leaked throughout the station. And for gods sake, leave that fire axe alone."
			if ("Janitor") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to keep the station clean. If you enjoy being alive, it is suggested you use signs when you wet floors"
			if ("Quartermaster") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. You control the imports coming into the station. Take orders and order crates respectively. Keep your cargo technicians from causing mayhem."
			if ("Cargo Technician") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to listen and bend to the will of the stations Quartermaster. And by that, we mean to hack the Autolathe and the MULEbots."
			if ("Shaft Miner") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to transfer minerals from the mining station to the station for R&D and robotics to use. Try not to die on the mining station."
			if ("Botanist") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to be the stations drug dealer. Try to help the chef out and make him food. Make more than just drugs."
			if ("Research Director") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to control Research and Development. Make sure research is going smoothly and the scientists are not blowing up the station."
			if ("Chief Medical Officer") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to control the medbay, make sure it is running smoothly. Your secondary job is to make sure someone is running around with your Hypospray full of polytrinic acid."
			if ("Medical Doctor") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to ensure the health and safety of the crew. Do whatever you need to do to make sure your patient survives."
			if ("Chemist") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to create medicine for the doctors, space cleaner for the janitors, space lube for the clown, and polytrinic acid smoke grenades for yourselves."
			if ("Geneticist") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to genetically unlock superpowers for the crew, as well as clone anyone unlucky enough to die."
			if ("Virologist") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to find cures for the various diseases that plague the station. If a disease runs rampant, you are the first to go."
			if ("Roboticist") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to create cyborgs and other various mechs for the crew to kill each other with."
			if ("Scientist") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to conduct research. Try not to create gaping holes in the infrastructure of the station with massive bombs."
			if ("Assistant") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is...well, you have no job."
			if ("Bartender") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to mix drinks and listen to the drunken sorrows of the crew."
			if ("Chef") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to make food for the crew. How you go about obtaining that meat is up to you. No judgement."
			if ("Clown") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to keep the crew entertained. Be funnier than the Mime by any means possible."
			if ("Mime") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to provide silent entertainment. You are classier than the clown. Keep your vow of silence."
			if ("Chaplain") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to be the crazy zealot of the station. Your bible heals or causes brain damage."
			if ("Librarian") H << "<B>You are the [rank]. Your job is to provide literature for the station. And by literature, we do not mean Woody Got Wood or other assorted erotic novels."