Wizard_in_Equestria Chapter 5

Chapter 5.
>You bust through the door, too tired to think about not waking Twilight and Spike up.
>Today or well yesterday you accidentally summoned five sprites.
>You got way to much exercise trying to catch those little bastards.
>You caught four of them, the last fled into the everfree forest.
>You searched for a whole hour before you gave up the search.
>The sprites begged for you not to send them back to ´Tartarus` or whatever they called their forsaken realm.
>You had no idea how to send them back, so you just killed them.
>It had been a long night but on the plus-side you had gotten a lot of training in combat magic, that’s always nice to have.
>Anyway you stumble into bed, too tired to take off your clothes.

>You wake up the next morning bloody and bruised.
>Your everything hurts and your body pleas for just another fourteen hours of sleep.
>You stumble up the stairs.
“Mornin’ Twilight, where’s the shower? I stink.”
>That’s when you realise you haven’t showered in three days, the water splashing Twilight gave you to wake up when you first got here aside.
>Twi: “It’s upstairs right next to my room.”
>Spike is in the middle of cleaning up the floor, apparently you got blood and mud on the floor when you got home last night.
>You go upstairs and enter the bathroom.
>The tub is ridiculously small and you can’t seem to figure out how to turn on the water.
>After about five minutes you get the water working, its cold as fuck.
>You just stand there awkwardly while try to get clean.
>Your back is going to hurt after this you just know it.

>After your ‘refreshing’ shower you head over to Rarity’s boutique to get your clothes.
>Rar: “Here they are,” she levitates some strange clothes over to you. “I must say they were a challenge to make, but they turned out to be just as I wanted them to be.”
>Oh god no.
>The first set of clothes looks like a blue embroidered bathrobe with a set of bagged pants and a golden shirt.
>The second, a completely white silk robe with a few patterns here and there. It came with a black tank-top and trousers of serge denim.
>You might as well just try it on.
>Hopefully they don’t fit and she’ll make something else.

>Nope.
>Fits like a glove.
>You look like some guy LARPing as a mage of sorts.
>Even though you’ve never looked better, you cannot wear this, you’re getting visited by a goddam royalty.
“Rarity these are great but…”
>She gives you puppy eyes and deliberately quivers her lower lip.
>You refuse to fall for that shit.
“But seriously princess Celestia is coming by today and I need to look my absolute best.”
>Rarity is already over near her choice fabrics before you finish that sentence.
>Rar: “The princess? Here? Oh darling you have to look stunning, no dashing, no even better you have to look like a prince! You must make the best impression on the princess p0nyly… no humanly possible.”
>Red and purple sheets of cloth fly through the air, measuring tape wiggles around your body, the noise of multiple sewing machines going at once, all fuelled by magic, make it almost impossible to hear what Rarity is going on about. To be honest you don’t care what she is saying, as long as she makes you presentable.
>Silver and gold thread everywhere.
>You are beginning to like where this is going.
>After 30 minutes Rarity finished your new clothes.
>Yes it is another robe, but you like it more than you should.
>You look like a fucking king, the swaggest king in all of Swagestria.
“Thank you Rarity.”
>Rar: “Oh that’s the least I can do.”
>You have no money so you can’t pay her.
“I’m sorry but I can’t pay you for this right now, but when I get the bits I will pay you.”
>Rar: “Oh you don’t have to pay me anything, this is all my treat.”
>Fuck yeah.
“Thank you Rarity you are an angel!”
>You pick up your new free clothes and head back to the library.

>Twilight can’t help but giggle at your new clothes.
>Fuck you Twilight.
>Spike: “Wow those are some cool clothes.”
>He doesn’t sound sarcastic, so you are going to take it as a compliment.
“Thank you Spike.”
“How long will it be before the princess arrives?” You ask knowing it can’t be too long.
>There’s a knock on the door.
>Speak of the devil.
>Twi: “Oh that must be the princess.”
>She opens the door.

Celestia’s POV

>Twilight opens the door and greets you with a “Hello Princess!” like always.
>You are really excited to see this ´human` creature.
>You walk into the library and scan the room.
>You have never seen the library so clean, every book is in its place, and you can’t find even the tiniest grain of dust anywhere.
>In the middle of the room stand a bipedal creature.
>It’s almost as tall as you, it is wearing a Crimson open fronted robe with flames embroidered in golden thread and an almost skin-tight suit in a regal purple edged with silver thread.
>You look it in the eyes for a moment, and the creature suddenly falls to its knees.
>There is an awkward moment of silence.
>You decide to break the ice.
“Hello human I am Celestia co-regent of Equestria, Twilight tells me that you come from a different world than ours, is that true?”
>The human looks like it is speculating on what to say.
>Human: “Yes your majesty, I come from a parallel world and I came here by accident.”
>´Your majesty` you like it already.
>Anon: “My name is Anonymous and it is an honour to meet you Princess.”
>You are taken aback by the politeness of Anonymous.
>Anonymous sounds like it is a male.
“What kind of accident?”
>Anon: “Well…”
>Dramatic pauses always got you excited.
>Anon: “I messed up in one of my spells and opened some kind of temporary dimensional rift that closed itself around me. I still haven’t found a way to perfect the spell yet.”
>A magic user?
>But he has no horn.
>What sorcery is this?

Anonymous’ POV

>She looks like she is in deep thought, maybe something about you being able to do magic?
>She seems awfully friendly for a royalty.
>You still haven’t risen and your knee is starting to hurt but not knowing the traditions of equestrian society you decided to go all out submissive.
>Cel: “How do you use magic without a horn?”
>This again?
“I use a different type of magic, one that has a different source.”
>She gives you a sceptical look.
>Is she going to kill you? Did you say something wrong?
>Cel: “I would like to hear more about this magic of yours another time, but now we have to discuss your accommodation, I am sure Twilight wouldn’t like to have you stay here forever.”
>You look over to Twilight who suddenly gets the tiniest of blushes on her cheeks.
>She is a nice girl… p0ny and she has been really good to you, but the princess is right you can’t stay here Twilight doesn’t have the bits to support three person/p0ny/dragons.
“I guess I can’t stay here but I have nowhere else to go.”
>Cel: “I will get a team of p0nies to work on a house for you, would you like to stay here in P0nyville?”
>You basically only know 7-10 p0nies here but they really helped you out especially Twilight and Rarity.
“Thank you your highness I would be honoured if I could stay here in P0nyville.”
>Too much?
>Yes you asskissing faggot.
>You finally rise to your feet and bow a last time.
>Cel: “Are all of your species so polite?” she says with a little smirk.
>Did you don goofed Anon?
“No… Most of us are only like this when around royalty.”
>She giggles at you.
>Cel: “You don’t have to use that formal tone with me I would actually prefer it if you didn’t.”
>Well this is awkward.
>Cel: “I will visit you when your house is done.”
>She and Twilight exchange their goodbyes and Celestia leaves.
>Holy fuck she is nice.

>Twi: “So what do you think about her?”
>What you think about her?
>She’s nice.
>She’s better than nice.
“I really like her Twilight, she is the nicest princess I’ve ever met.”
>She’s the only princess you’ve ever met.
>Twilight looks a little down after the whole ´You need a new house Anon` thing.
>She needs cheering up!
“Hey Twilight.”
>Twi: “yes?”
“You wanna go out and do something tonight?”
>Is that a little smile?
>Twi: “Of course Anon, what do you want to do?”
>You didn’t think about that.
“Whatever you want do.”

>Why did you say that?
>´Whatever you want to do.`
>Note to self: never say that again.
>This is boring as hell.
>Twilight wanted to go out into the forest and research fucking flowers.
>Little lilies and small daisies.
“How long do we have to do this?”
>She’s too lost in her thoughts to hear you.
>You decide to pick some of them.
>After five minutes you have a pretty neat bouquet you plan on giving it to Twilight because she lets you live with her.
>Some sort of ‘thank you’ gift.
>You are at the edge of the everfree forest; this place scares most p0nies as it does not follow their natural laws.
>It follows your natural laws; clouds move on their own, plants grow automatically and the animal take care of themselves.
“Hey Twilight!” you tap her on the shoulder.
>Twi: “Huh?” she turns around.
>You hold out the bouquet.
“Here. I just want to thank you for letting me stay with you and for being so nice to me.”
>Wow that really made her happy.
>Does she think there is more behind it?
>…
>Nah she’s a smart mare.
>Twi: “Wow thank you Anon, nop0ny has ever given me flowers before.”

>Hidden by the darkness of the forest three predators slowly moves closer to their prey.
>One is a p0ny the other…
>They don’t really know but they want to know how it tastes.
>You see six yellow glowing eyes glowing between the trees.
>Suddenly three wolves jump out into the clearing.
>They start to encircle you like sharks stalking their prey.
>On closer examination they are made from branches and twigs.
>Twi: “T-timber wolves!”
>Timber wolves?
>Makes sense.
>One of them launch at you ´teeth` showing.
>You send it flying back with a magical shockwave mere milliseconds before its maw close around your throat.
>It hits a tree trunk and you hear a loud crack as if you had just broken a bundle of branches.
>The other wolves growl at you.
>Twilight is panicking, mumbling to herself, she doesn’t notice that another wolf has snuck up behind her.
>You on the other hand notice.
>You kick out behind you, but the wolf jumps back, avoiding the hit.
>You give a little smile as the flame materialises.
>You send a fireball right at the timer wolf.
>There is an unholy scream, the creature is writhing in pain.
>The last wolf looks around in confusion, it is safe to assume that it didn’t expect you to know magic.
>Twilight finally snaps out of it and sends a ray of purple light at the last timber wolf.
>The beam connects with the head of the wolf and knocks it out.
>You look around to see if there are more before grabbing Twilight.
“Come on we’re leaving.”
>She barely has time enough to pick up her bouquet.
>Her short legs have a hard time keeping up with your now fast walk.

>When you reach the edge of town you slow down so Twilight can catch her breath.
“What the hell Twilight? Why didn’t you tell me that there are timber wolves in that forest?”
>She’s trying to formulate a sentence but she’s panting too much for you to hear what she is saying.
>After a few minutes she tries again: “I’m sorry Anon, I didn’t know that there would be wolves, they usually hunt at night.”
>She’s clearly upset.
>Why do you even care about her?
>You sigh and put on a fake smile.
“Come on Twilight I think that’s enough action for one day.
>You and Twilight walk back to the library.
>Spike is reading a book about dragons.
>Why would he read about dragons?
>He’s a dragon for fucks sake doesn’t he already knows everything worth knowing about dragons?