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- You are Dangledoom, a squire living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a spear
- and a pack of supplies. You follow Sir Theo as he enters the forest, he turns
- to you and says "I need your help"
- > bend over to show turtleheading anus and ask Theo to pop it
- You bend over to show turtlehead **** and say "Please Theo, I can't do this anymore".
- Theo laughs and says
- > "that is life, Dangledoom"
- and starts popping your ***.
- Your butt pops like a balloon, but Theo keeps going until his **** is inside
- you. He begins to pump it with his hands and then grabs your head and begins
- to **** you hard
- > moan loudly in euphoria
- You scream loud as you feel Theo's **** filling you up. Then he pulls out and
- spits on your face.
- He looks at you and smiles and says
- > "I want you to point your asshole straight up into the air."
- You nod and he does so.
- Then he goes back to pumping your ***.
- You say "That was fun, but now it gets better!"
- You begin to move your hips and he begins to thrust harder.
- You start moaning louder and louder and then suddenly you ***
- > bend over and pull down my pants as the guests stare, their mouths agape. With a loud determined moan I get to work. The ring slowly pops as I birth a 2 foot long python made of brightly colored silicon.
- You grab Theo by the hand and walk him towards the ring.
- You push Theo forward and he walks right into the ring.
- As the crowd watches, you lay your *** out and let Theo insert his **** into
- you.
- You moan loudly as you feel Theo's filling you up
- > The ring slowly pops as I birth a 2 foot long chocolate python with corn fangs
- You stand up and put your arms behind your head and start moving them back and
- forth. As the ring slowly pops, you give Theo a kiss and say "Now we go for
- the gold!"
- You push Theo forward and he walks right into the ring
- > suplex Theo
- You grab Theo by the throat and throw him against the wall. You take his legs
- out from under him and slam him into the wall.
- You quickly turn around and grab Theo's and shove it deep into your ***.
- You grunt loudly as you feel Theo's filling you up
- > break Theo's neck
- You grab Theo's neck and wrench it backwards. His body falls backward and hits
- the ground.
- You look at Theo's lifeless body and say "Well that was fun, but now it gets
- even more fun!"
- You continue to **** Theo while you watch the ring slowly pop
- > continue having sex with Theo
- You continue having sex with Theo and soon the ring pops completely.
- You moan loudly as you feel Theo's filling you up
- > throw your head back and scream like you are having your guts rearranged by a torturer as your ejaculate
- You yell like you are having your guts rearranged by a torturer and release a
- jet of ***** all over Theo's chest.
- You laugh loudly as you see Theo's body disappear into the ring
- > go home
- You leave the ring and walk away from it. You don't know where you are or what
- happened. You just remember being happy and feeling good.
- You think about how much you love Theo and how much you miss him
- > smash a baby deer's skull with a rock in rage
- You pick up a stone and smash it against the skull of a baby deer. It crumples
- and dies instantly.
- You run off and hide in some bushes. You hear screams and laughter coming from
- outside. Someone has killed a baby deer!
- You run to the door and open it
- > laugh at the dead deer
- You laugh and say "What a joke, it was only a baby one, there is no way it could
- kill me".
- You smile and say "It would be funny if it didn't make me sick".
- You run out of the woods and back to the village
- > go home and make dinner
- You return to the house and eat dinner. You sit down and enjoy your meal. You
- finish eating and fall asleep.
- In the morning you wake up and realize you forgot to wash up before leaving the
- forest. You try to brush yourself off, but you still smell bad
- > mask the scent with exotic perfumes
- You quickly cover your scent with exotic perfumes. You are able to pass through
- the guards without them noticing.
- > recover the dead deer's body
- You recover the dead deer's body and bury it in the nearby forest. You keep the
- trail of blood leading to the spot where you buried it.
- > pray to your god Guru for wealth and power for the sacrifice
- You pray to your god Guru for money and power for the sacrifice. You tell him
- you will pay him later when you have enough money.
- > collect taxes from people
- You collect taxes from people who live near the forest. You tell them they should
- not complain about the smell anymore. They thank you and agree to help you.
- > lead an armed attack on a bandit camp to loot
- You lead an attack on a bandit camp to loot everything they have. You rob them
- blind and leave them in the wilderness. You spend the rest of the day drinking
- beer and watching TV.
- > rip pubic hairs out one by one
- >You rip out two by two.
- You three by four.
- >The pubi
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