Everyday Life with a Humanboi (Chapter 9)

“Now for the waist,” Kumoko giggled seductively as she took her measuring tape to my midsection. After finally having clothing I was naked again, per my tailor’s orders. “Hmm...kinda round here, but you’re nothing like an orc, thankfully,” she noted as I held perfectly still, my arms tiring from being held up the past several minutes.

“Do you HAVE to make comments like that...?” I whimpered in embarrassment.

“Oh loosen up, Kazu,” the blue-haired spidergirl smirked. “I’m treating you no differently than any other commissioner.”

“So you make all your customers strip nude?” Kora glared from her desk chair, overseeing the measurements to ensure her friend didn’t try anything funny with me. Her dark eyebrows were twitching and her lips were pressed tightly together in a furious pout. Her feline eyes looked as if they would kill instantly if anyone else made eye-contact.

“Okay then,” the other girl ignored my new girlfriend as she released the tape and took out her phone, tapping the screen with lightning-quick typing as she set it back on Kora’s desk. “Now for the...hips...” she licked her lips audibly.

“Remember our deal, Kumoko!” The manticore girl growled. “NO touching his junk,” she fidgeted angrily.

“Yeah yeah, whatever you say, Kora,” Kumoko sighed before turning to face me with an evil glint in her eyes (all six of them!). “Still, I must say...” she breathed as she lowered herself to my crotch. “I had no idea you humans could get THIS small and cute when you’re NOT aroused...” she purred as she began measuring around my limp groin.

Glancing over to Kora I expected her to still be flustered...

...But instead caught sight of her smiling sheepishly as she blushed while staring at my inactive member. What was she suddenly liking about this?

I shivered at the arachne girl’s cool chitin hands and arms as she figured out my lower body’s dimensions.

When the final numbers were jotted down on her smartphone, Kumoko smiled warmly, though her pedipalps were rubbing together still.

“Good, that should be plenty to start working from,” she nodded to me as I finally got my baggy but comfy clothes back on. “So, let’s review the requested features once more,” the seamstress began while looking back at her mobile device. “You want a hair band with realistic manticore ears that’ll blend in with his hair, ear-muffs to hide his human ears within his hair, pleather wings based on his frame and height with slightly more feminine features, a realistic mane to match his hair, bright amber vertical-pupil contact lenses, realistic arm-gloves with padded paws and blunt claws, an artificial male tail with natural swaying produced by his stride.”

“The one that uses the piano wires strapped to his shoulders and arms, right?” My girlfriend asked.

“Yes, that’s the one I’ll be using,” the spider tailor nodded to her friend. “And lastly: prosthetic digitigrade hind paws covered in leggings with realistic short fur just like the arm sleeves. Did I miss anything?”

“No, that’s enough to be convincing,” Kora gulped. “So...ballpark estimate?” She asked with hesitation.

“Let me crunch some numbers here...” Kumoko uttered softly as she typed a rapid staccato of taps on her screen with her conical-tipped claws free of the finger-coverings. I was amazed her screen didn’t crack while stabbing at the touch-display. “A-ha! So, you’re looking at somewhere between ¥70,300 and ¥80,000 even.”

Kora’s light-tan face bleached as her eyes widened.

“Bear in mind,” Kumoko added. “This is WITH the discount in exchange for getting to try out that adorably small cock just ONE time...” she turned away, feigning innocence again.

My keeper looked down at her lap, her paws clenched tight.

“Some friend you turned out to be...” she grumbled.

“If I wasn’t friends with you,” the arachne girl turned her head back to glance at the other girl with a serious stare. “You’d be paying at least ¥100,000 on top of getting one screw with Kazu here. I’m really giving you the best deal I can afford to-“

“Th-Threesome!” Kora blurted angrily. Both Kumoko and I froze at the sudden interjection.

“H-Huh...?” Kumoko blushed as she spun around to face her friend, her face nervous and confused.

“If...” Kora gulped as she stood up, facing her friend with blushing conviction. “If we do Kazuma t-together from sundown to midnight on the day I pay you...H-How much can you lower the...cost...?

Kumoko dropped her phone, her clawed hands and pedipalps trembling. Her face was bright pink as she smiled uneasily.

“W-W-What are you...?” She shuddered, her breathing deeper and heavier. “But isn’t th-that...I mean, if we d-did that...?” She started rubbing her tits as her lips curled into a ridiculously excited grin.

“Well?” Kora humphed, her own cheeks bright red despite her frown.

“Y-You mean it...? No shit...?!” Kumoko was panting now, her pedipalps crisscrossing with each other in her excitement.

“I swear to you on my mother’s grave! Now answer me!” My girlfriend shouted impatiently.

“T-T-T-!” Kumoko stuttered. “Ten thousand yen! Wait , NINE thousand! Deal?!” The seamstress thrust forward her arm nervously but quickly. Kora spared no time in grasping her friend’s hand as they shook (well, Kumoko was doing it more forcefully in her glee).

I was mute the whole time, flabbergasted that I was paying that much with my body. Did I just become a man-whore?! And did this make Kora my pimp?!

“Oh Kazu~” Kumoko sang towards me. Her visage was one of lust and desire. “I hope you realize what a WONDERFUL and GENEROUS girlfriend you have. Not sure if this is normal for your kind, but girls of our world aren’t normally willing to share their mate with another girl, even if for a night.”

Snapped out of my daze, I nodded with a gulp.

“Good then!” The tailor clasped her hands at her chest happily. “I’ll get started first thing when I get ho-“

A loud buzzing on the wooden floor interrupted Kumoko as she looked down at the source: her phone. A ringtone began playing from the device, the tune like something from an anime series opening. Kora smirked at the song, but I’d never heard it before so the humor was lost on me.

Immediately the owner swiped her mobile and answered.

“H-Hi, nii-chan! I-I was just about to call-“ a loud screaming and yelling of a high-pitched, childish voice blared from the phone as Kumoko pulled away from it and lowered the volume before trying to talk again. “Y-Yes, yes! No! I went to visit and old friend and-...Okay...” she wilted. “Yes...I understand...That was never my intent-...Okay, yes. I’m sorry, nii-chan. It won’t happen again, I swear...Yes, I’m heading back right this very second. Alright, see you in a bit...” and with a heavy sigh the spidergirl hung up, her face suddenly timid and frightful.

“Kumoko?” Kora gulped, slowly approaching her friend.

“I-It’s okay, really,” Kumoko gave a fake, albeit uneasy, laugh. “Nii-chan was just worried that I haven’t been home since noon. Being a doting brother and whatnot. Anyways,” she took a deep breath. “It was great to see you again. We need to keep in contact more, Kora,” she smiled sincerely. “I might be able to pull some strings on getting you a job even.”

“One thing at a time,” Kora coughed before hugging her good friend. “But yes, I’ll be in touch more now.”

As they parted, Kumoko faced me with pink cheeks and a hungry grin.

“And it’s been a real...pleasure meeting you, Kazu.”

I offered my hand to shake as the arachne offered hers...

...And before I knew it she had grabbed my wrist and put my palm against her soft, bra-less chest as her virgin-killer shirt allowed me to feel her stiff nipples underneath. Her shirt’s material was so thin that I could feel her low body heat in my palm. Her breasts were like fresh dough, my hand sinking into the flesh effortlessly!

“Hey!” Kora snarled as her friend released me instantly with a giggle.

“How’s that for something to look forward to?” She winked as she gathered her purse and measuring tape. “Build up your stamina, Kazu, because I’m expecting GREAT things from you in a week.”

“Um, right,” I nodded as Kora and I escorted our guest to the front door. I stayed inside away from the doorway while my girlfriend waved goodbye to her classmate outside before bolting in and locking the door shut behind her.

“You...Okay...?” I hesitantly approached my keeper. Before I could take another step Kora grabbed ahold of my chest as she buried her face in my shoulder. Startled, I slowly wrapped my arms around her back and held her head against me. Her bat wings were tucked in against her back trembling a bit. Was she cold?

“Make love to me,” the monstergirl sniffled.

“Huh?” I looked down, staring into the tear-filled amber eyes of my demihuman lover.

“FUCK me, you idiot,” Kora pouted. “Make me forget about what I promised her! Make me go retarded from pleasure! I don’t want to even think about-“

I quickly knelt and swept my partner up off her paws, surprising her as she squealed while I carried her in my arms like a newly-wed bride. Kora was surprisingly light for being the size of a normal girl, so bringing her back to her room to lay her upon her bed gently was no problem as I laid beside her and began kissing her again. Her hot, rough cat tongue fenced with my human mouth-muscle as I greedily sucked hers into my mouth, gently teething it as our lips pressed fiercely. I could feel the air in her mouth resonate from her feline purr of pleasure coming out, my hand going up to her head to hold her face close to mine.

Then I got a wicked idea as I reached up to her hair and gently rubbed her cat ear between my thumb and fingers. With a yelping meow Kora gasped as her back arched upward, shuddering as she purred even louder than before with her head thrust back.

“Just like a kitten,” I smirked at my partner as her body writhed against me from my petting. Her moans came out as sweet meows as her paws went to her chest, tucked together like a proper cat getting babied by its owner. Her eyes were shut tight as her lips smiled with her teeth showing. I kept my assault to her tall ears atop her head, rubbing and kneading the cartilage and fur before scratching the furry backsides.

Kora purred uncontrollably as she curled up to me, her scorpion tail fanning back and forth at just a dozen degrees each way toward the end. I laid there, my girlfriend and keeper snuggled up against me as she went into a trance of feline delight. Then it finally hit me:

My girlfriend was essentially a big cat.

I decided to see how kitty-like my lover could be as I stopped the ear-rubbing and lowered my hands. I watched as Kora’s eyes slowly opened, blinked, and then looked up at me with confusion.

“W-Why’d you...stop?” She breathed, her cheeks red.

“Because I want to try...this,” I snaked my hands to my monstergirl’s flat, exposed belly and began rubbing it tenderly.

With a squeaky but loud meow, Kora’s eyelids fluttered as her amber eyes rolled back. I readjusted my position to be sitting at my partner’s side while her arms and legs stretched out in opposite directions rubbing together, her face the same blissful look from before.

Her tight, flat tummy was hot and smooth to the touch, hairless and silky like a baby’s skin. Yet her flesh was toned but lean underneath the soft skin, my questing fingers feeling the texture of her steely abs concealed in such a slim frame. Were all manticore girls athletic in their builds? Both of us were NEET shut-ins, yet Kora seemed to be in peak shape while I had begun developing some slight flabbiness.

My hands continued their petting as my lover writhed underneath. My left hand venturing further south as I burrowed under the elastic waistband of Kora’s hotpants only to find she had gone commando today. I gulped as my hand dove deeper, feeling the soft skin of her lower body until my fingers hit the small tuft of silky, straight pubic hair just above her clit.

“W-Wait!” Kora sat straight up with an eep as she pulled away from me to the opposite side of the bed.

“S-Sorry...?” I blinked. “Didn’t you want me to pleasure you?” I asked with uncertainty.

“Not like-...Oh, right. Human,” Kora blushed as she looked to the side. “Um...You don’t know, I guess.”

“Know what...?”

“Th-That part of me is off-limits. That’s only for making a baby...”

“You mean you don’t want my fingers thrusting inside your snatch? But don’t you masturbate?”

“Not THERE!” Kora sputtered, her face bright pink with an indignant look. “I...use this...” she gave a rather sheepish look to me with her head bent downward slightly. Noticing movement I saw her tail curl up like a cobra ready to strike.

“Oh...but the spines...” I felt a shiver up my back at yesterday’s fiasco.

“Hold on,” Kora hopped off her bed and scoured her room. I heard mumbled phrases from her, my girlfriend talking to herself as she seemed to be retracing her steps from some time ago. Looking through several drawers in her desk her wings spread out instantly as she picked up something.

Her tail curled around her waist to her front, though her back was facing me so I had no clue what she found or was doing. Then I heard a hollow, metallic click followed by a slight hiss. Then another set of the sounds. And another. And finally a fourth. Kora took a deep breath as she turned to face me, her tail in her paws with the bud-end at her chest.

It took a second but then I noticed something different about the tail-pussy: the spines were gone. Looking closer, there were slight drippings of green fluid at where the base of the spines had each been.

“K-Kora!” I gasped in horror. “Why did you-“

A sudden raising of my girlfriend’s paw silenced me as she breathed through her mouth a bit with some strain.

“It’s...okay, Kazuma. They’ll grow back...in a week or two. I’ve done this dozens of times before,” she smiled despite the tears welling in her eyes. “It’s just such a...hassle to keep them clipped...plus it stings for a good hour afterwards. But it’s cool. Nothing permanent.”

I felt my eyes water too. Kora was willing to endure something like this for my sake!

“Let me just drain out the venom real quick,” she smiled as she made her way to the door.

“Wait!” I got off the bed and only managed to grasp her shirt. Looking up at her from my odd position I added. “Let’s do it together.”

Rivers of saline dripped down my lover’s cheeks as she smiled warmly and nodded.

As we made our way to the bathroom, we passed Hippa’s room only to see the older sister not present. We stopped at the bathroom’s doorway as Kora faced me with an embarrassed look.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

“Sis is...” She hesitantly pointed to the door. I could hear a familiar, low buzzing sound inside, then a muffled whining of the centauress’s voice.

“Oh...” I blushed.

“L-Let’s use the kitchen sink,” Kora coughed lightly.

Draining the poison from my lover’s tail was rather easy, though it took a while. The greenish fluid was rather dense and required Kora and I squeezing her tail-end’s petals on the outside to force out the roots of the spines within. It was like popping a solid pimple the size of a marble. Then of course there was the patching of the openings with antibiotic cream and a small tuft of cotton in each hole. The ordeal was taxing for both of us, and when all was said and done it was already dark outside.

“You still want me to fuck your brains out?” I asked, though I was unsure if I had the energy to do so after all we just did.

With a smirk and a laugh, Kora shook her head.

“Honestly I’ve lost the motivation to do anything sexual right now. However, I’d like it if we cuddled and...fell asleep in each other’s arms...” she answered meekly.

“I can do that,” I took her warm, furry paw into my hand as we walked together back to the bed.

Once we were in her room, Kora dimmed the lights and shut the door. She then began stripping off her clothing and soon I did the same. Both of us were fully exposed to the other, our faces flushed but smiling as we got under the covers together. I wrapped my arms around my girlfriend’s upper back and drew her hot body close to mine. I could hear her heart beating against my chest, their rhythms out of synch until I noticed Kora’s slowed in its pace, her breathing deeper and softer.

And then, a fleeting yet magical feeling swept over me as our hearts synchronized for a few seconds. I heard a soft giggle from my partner as she drew me into a deep, soft kiss.

“This was what I wanted yesterday,” she sighed happily. “Just to be like this.”

“Yeah, this is nice,” I sighed myself. Curling into my embrace, Kora and I laid together, warmed by the other’s body heat as we drifted off into a deep slumber.

All in all, Day Three in Monster World was the best so far.