(NN) Love is a Breeze

>Be Zephyr Breeze
>And you're down on your luck. You just can't get past the flirting stage with Rainbow Dash.
>Whenever you try to return her feelings of mutual love, inside your stomach you get butterflies and push away. It seems that being timid truly runs in the family. Your parents and big sister are pushovers while you try to be brave, strong, independent, cool, and incredibly handsome, but it seems even you are shy in some ways.
"Oh what am I to do!"
>At that moment you bump into someone here in the hallway of the school.
>"OOF!"
"What? Oh my bad."
>You see it's the school's most popular senior Brad Sentry aka Flash from the Flashdrives!
"Oh my bad Brad, didn't mean to bump into another cool cat like myself."
>"It's cool, I was deep in thought."
>Is he a young man troubled in love too? But from what you hear he's a big ladies man, he even conquered Sunset Shimmer's heart when she was a major bitch.
>Maybe asking an upperclassmen for advice wouldn't be too bad. Your sister certainty has gotten preachy ever since she became some magical girl with Sunset's friendship cult. Fluttershy would advise you to ask somebody might as well be the suavest guy in school.
"I was doing the same thing, hey Brad you're like an expert in love. Could you give me some advice?"
>He scratches the back of his head.
>"Well I wouldn't say I'm in expert in love, but I'm an expert in getting laid. If you want to get your dick wet I can give you advice on that."
>Doesn't dating usually end in sex? Well you fantasize exploring Rainbow's toned body every night when you tug your timber.
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>Wait a second, you have a sister! That means one day some bastard is gonna lay on top of her sweating up and flopping around while defiling her. You gotta keep an eye out for potential suitors, take them out before they make their move. Well thankfully she seems the type to avoid drinking so you can't imagine her getting drunk at a party and accidentally having sex.
>For now you need to focus on yourself.
"I'm pretty sure I can trust with whatever advice you give me. So tell me how I do I finally tell the girl that I liked since we were kids that I wanna date her."
>Brad shrugs and flips a coin.
>"Yeah, tell her you how you feel and to emphasize the point... Smack her ass."
>Smack her ass? That seems a little too much, but the idea of finally feeling her toned ass seems very enticing. But she wouldn't reject you or get mad at that ass smack, because Rainbow Dash is crazy for you like how you are for her.
"Okay, I feel confident. Thanks, Brad."
>He gives the ol' double finger guns.
>"No problemo! Good luck and have a Bradical day!"
>What a guy!
>You decide to stop by what use to be the old choir room that your sister's band took over. The door is slightly open and you decide to peek in.
"Knock knock."
>Inside you see it's only Rainbow Dash in some sports clothes. She looks great like always.
>"Oh uhm hey Zephyr, Fluttershy isn't coming in today. I'm going to use our clubroom to privately train somebody."
"I'm not here for my sister, I'm actually here..."
>You walk up to her and try to look swole.
"... For you."
>She mumbles something. Probably happy to see you're here for her.
>"Uh okay Zephyr, I'm gonna-"
"Hold that thought for a moment. I need to tell you something quick..."
>There it is, that feeling deep in your stomach that bothers you. But you'll make Brad proud of you and confess your feelings honestly.
"We always knew each other since kids and I know that you like me-"
>"What?"
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"-And I like you too. I'm tired of these games Rainbow Dash. I love you, I always had these strong feelings for you. I think you're awesome and amazing in everything that you do. I'm glad you met my sister, because you're such great friends together! So please be my girlfriend!"
>She starts to blush heavy and looks confused.
>"I uh I uh... Well you see..."
>Is she doubting you? You're gonna have to use Brad's rapey advice.
"It's true Rainbow Dash."
>You get behind her, you lift her ponytail and smack her rump.
>It's glorious! Her ass felt great! You want to squeeze her tiny firm butt forever.
"Now do you believe me?"
>"..."
>Is she mad?
>"..."
"Rainbow?"
>You can't tell what face she's making since you're still behind her.
>"Tch."
>You blink and she's instantly gone. There's an overwhelming presence behind you of anger and bloodlust. Suddenly you feel as if a thousand mosquitoes bite your back.
>"You're already dead."
"What?"
>You blackout.

>You wake up in the school's infirmary face down. You can kind of peek up Nurse Redheart's skirt who is sitting across from you on a stool reading some acupuncture book.
>"Ah, I see you're finally awake. Rainbow Dash told me what happened... Luckily for you, you're not in trouble. I wouldn't get up yet, I need to remove these bandages covered in ointments."
>She gets up and removes some bandages off your back, its a cool and prickly sensation.
>"There's a note for you on the nightstand next to you."
>You see said note and grab it carefully. Your back is sore from whatever Rainbow Dash did to you.
>Out loud you read the note.
"Hey dumbass, don't ever do that again. It's sexual harassment. Only a boyfriend can do that after dating sometime... Signed R.D."
>Seems you're forgiven.
"And it sounds like from what she's saying is there's still a chance. All right."
>"You can get dress and leave now Zephyr Breeze."
"Thanks Doc."
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>You leave the Nurse's office and decide it's time to head home.
>"Oh Zephyr."
>That sounds like your big sister. You turn around and see it is her.
"Hey big sis, you left the shelter early to make sure your little bro was okay? How sweet of you."
>You walk up to her for a hug, but she stops you. She looks mad.
>"Rainbow Dash told me what you did..."
>Oh is she going to snitch?
"Please don't tell mom and dad, they'll take away the car for sure this weekend."
>"Oh I'm not gonna tell them, but I'm gonna show you why it's wrong to spank people without consent."
>She's weak like a butterfly, it won't even sting.
"Well go ahead, show me the error of my ways."
>You bend over in front over her.
>"I'm not the one who is going to do it, Mr. Bearington is."
>A bear comes out of a locker with a big smile. How does he even fit in there?
>"*Small Bear Growl*"
"Ah right, your animal powers..."
>"He says Hi."
"Well hello to you to... Please be gentle."
>He raises his massive bear paw high. You shut your eyes and prepare for the hit.
>SMACK
"Aaaaahhhhh!"
>You fly across the hall and out the school doors.
>Lesson Learned
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