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  1. A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/260ba26de51d3518ba8ab7ab4d1183e2
  2.  
  3. A Giant Dork: that sounds metal as all fuck
  4.  
  5. A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/5dd2c2a2b95d4778cb72c58822a5743f
  6.  
  7. A Giant Dork: oh
  8.  
  9. A Giant Dork: okay back to dubs and 24 hours
  10.  
  11. A Giant Dork: not that
  12.  
  13. A Giant Dork: it's a worry or anything
  14.  
  15. A Giant Dork: this is the time where I really wish i could use something like rabb.it to stream this because then i could scream IN REAL TIME
  16.  
  17. A Giant Dork: but eh
  18.  
  19. A Giant Dork: life goes on
  20.  
  21. A Giant Dork: so instead i'm just ordering fud
  22.  
  23. A Giant Dork: i will say
  24.  
  25. A Giant Dork: that i'm prolly gonna watch more campy "hooraaay godzilla's our hero!" stuff because i can actually get away with huge amounts of commentary they sound hillarious
  26.  
  27. Gooper Blooper joined the chat 28 minutes ago
  28.  
  29. A Giant Dork: eeey
  30.  
  31. A Giant Dork: IT BEGINS
  32.  
  33. A Giant Dork: THE BEGINNING OF (AN) END
  34.  
  35. Gooper Blooper: It really is pretty crazy how Godzilla, who was originally a horror movie monster who was an allegory about the horrors of nuclear war, became a campy happy hero
  36.  
  37. A Giant Dork: the stark contrast is hillarious
  38.  
  39. Gooper Blooper: Ever since the 80s though he's been more serious, as you've seen
  40.  
  41. A Giant Dork: and admitedly
  42.  
  43. A Giant Dork: i like both!
  44.  
  45. Gooper Blooper: the camp reached its' nadir in the late 60s, early 70s before he got a little more serious in the mid-70s and then a lot more in the 80s
  46.  
  47. A Giant Dork: this movie screams "hey guess what? are you ready for GRRRRIIIMDARK?!?"
  48.  
  49. Gooper Blooper: fetching my destryoah figs
  50.  
  51. A Giant Dork: the G-force is still a thing
  52.  
  53. A Giant Dork: also who the fuck woke godzilla up this time
  54.  
  55. Gooper Blooper: continuity!
  56.  
  57. A Giant Dork: its been a thing for a few movies and i like i-
  58.  
  59. A Giant Dork: "BASS ISLAND HAS DISAPPEARED"
  60.  
  61. A Giant Dork: UHM I THINK THAT BATTLEISLAND'S SUNK, FAM
  62.  
  63. Gooper Blooper: RIP big mouth billy bass
  64.  
  65. Gooper Blooper: first casualty of the movie
  66.  
  67. A Giant Dork: i can't believe godzilla destroyed an entire island
  68.  
  69. A Giant Dork: also i can hear my aunt from here
  70.  
  71. A Giant Dork: wait a second
  72.  
  73. A Giant Dork: the subs aren't working
  74.  
  75. A Giant Dork: ffffffffffffffffffffuck
  76.  
  77. Gooper Blooper: how did you know they said "bass island has dissappeared"?
  78.  
  79. A Giant Dork: I DUNNO
  80.  
  81. A Giant Dork: well its dubbed but i prefer subs
  82.  
  83. A Giant Dork: no matter what language
  84.  
  85. A Giant Dork: GODZILLA WANTS TO CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES
  86.  
  87. Gooper Blooper: A woman makes do
  88.  
  89. A Giant Dork: ALOLAN GODZILLA LOCATED
  90.  
  91. A Giant Dork: this godzilla are sick
  92.  
  93. A Giant Dork: and angry
  94.  
  95. A Giant Dork: AAAH THE EYES
  96.  
  97. Gooper Blooper: The official name for this incarnation of Godzilla is "Burning Godzilla"
  98.  
  99. A Giant Dork: BOOOOO
  100.  
  101. A Giant Dork: ...he didn't have burn heal.
  102.  
  103. A Giant Dork: glowing skin is NOT glowing spine...
  104.  
  105. A Giant Dork: these subs are sick
  106.  
  107. Gooper Blooper: it's a sick day
  108.  
  109. A Giant Dork: japanese college boys really gotta do some bigass thesises to get anywhere
  110.  
  111. A Giant Dork: but on godzilla?
  112.  
  113. A Giant Dork: neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer-
  114.  
  115. Gooper Blooper: a thesis about a kaiju would in fact be a bigass thesis, yes
  116.  
  117. A Giant Dork: DIET PEPSI
  118.  
  119. A Giant Dork: dr. yamano is a godzilla nerd
  120.  
  121. A Giant Dork: or i know him from another movie..
  122.  
  123. A Giant Dork: godzilla is my hobby
  124.  
  125. A Giant Dork: right up there
  126.  
  127. A Giant Dork: with pternodons-
  128.  
  129. A Giant Dork: MIKI
  130.  
  131. Gooper Blooper: Of course Miki's not gonna miss the big Heisei finale!
  132.  
  133. A Giant Dork: i have a hunch
  134.  
  135. A Giant Dork: this nerd has a crush on miki
  136.  
  137. Gooper Blooper: She appeared in six Godzilla films total (every one from Biollante to Destroyah), a pretty impressive run since most human characters in these films are one and done
  138.  
  139. Gooper Blooper: even Rebirth of Mothra got new kids for each installment
  140.  
  141. A Giant Dork: miki's basically the greatest
  142.  
  143. A Giant Dork: ever
  144.  
  145. A Giant Dork: meanwhile >"nobody would risk using [microoxygen] for world war"
  146.  
  147. A Giant Dork: ha
  148.  
  149. A Giant Dork: haha...
  150.  
  151. A Giant Dork: hum/
  152.  
  153. Gooper Blooper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj5lDgV5PfY
  154.  
  155. A Giant Dork: BEBIGOJIRA
  156.  
  157. A Giant Dork: "MAYBE HE'S ALREADY DEAD"
  158.  
  159. A Giant Dork: damn
  160.  
  161. A Giant Dork: POSSIBLE PATENT INFRINGEMENT?!?
  162.  
  163. A Giant Dork: patent yo shit
  164.  
  165. A Giant Dork: so that nobody else uses it for evil
  166.  
  167. A Giant Dork: unless they pay you a million dollars...
  168.  
  169. Gooper Blooper: Are they talking about the Oxygen Destroyer?
  170.  
  171. A Giant Dork: yeeep
  172.  
  173. Gooper Blooper: This is where knowledge of the first film comes in
  174.  
  175. Gooper Blooper: I can elaborate if needed
  176.  
  177. A Giant Dork: >first film references
  178.  
  179. A Giant Dork: reeeeeeeeee
  180.  
  181. Gooper Blooper: 99.9 percent complete
  182.  
  183. A Giant Dork: its going to all click soon as i watch that one, buuut ye
  184.  
  185. A Giant Dork: lay it on me
  186.  
  187. Gooper Blooper: Basically, the Oxygen Destroyer was a superweapon created by a scientist, but he was horrified of what he had made and knew it would be used for war
  188.  
  189. Gooper Blooper: However, when he saw the damage Godzilla was causing, he reluctantly agreed to use the Oxygen Destroyer to try to kill Godzilla
  190.  
  191. A Giant Dork: ...
  192.  
  193. A Giant Dork: i had a feeling we were going to go full circle
  194.  
  195. A Giant Dork: heisei don't fuck around
  196.  
  197. Gooper Blooper: Before using it, he destroys all his notes and research so no one could copy his work
  198.  
  199. A Giant Dork: "THE ELEVATOR IS MELTING"
  200.  
  201. A Giant Dork: i'm... oh boy
  202.  
  203. A Giant Dork: I CAN'T READ JAPANESE
  204.  
  205. Gooper Blooper: and at the end of the original movie, he sets off the Oxygen Destroyer underwater next to Godzilla while holding it, so both he and Godzilla die
  206.  
  207. A Giant Dork: oh shit
  208.  
  209. Gooper Blooper: So yeah, full circle after 41 years
  210.  
  211. A Giant Dork: "GODZILLA IS GOING TO EXPLODE"
  212.  
  213. Gooper Blooper: it all came down to this movie
  214.  
  215. A Giant Dork: you shouldn't have eaten all those nukes, godzilla
  216.  
  217. A Giant Dork: "its gonna be so devestating, everything will die"
  218.  
  219. Gooper Blooper: indigestion like nobody's business
  220.  
  221. A Giant Dork: gODZILLA YOU FUCKER
  222.  
  223. A Giant Dork: >tunnel was where godzilla was killed 40 years ago
  224.  
  225. A Giant Dork: holy-
  226.  
  227. A Giant Dork: "you think i'm trying to start armageddon?"
  228.  
  229. A Giant Dork: well...
  230.  
  231. Gooper Blooper: maybe a little
  232.  
  233. A Giant Dork: well you won't
  234.  
  235. A Giant Dork: but they will
  236.  
  237. A Giant Dork: *looks towards AMURICAH and ZE RUSSIANS*
  238.  
  239. A Giant Dork: the contrast between the dub and the captions are stark indeed and it
  240.  
  241. A Giant Dork: boi
  242.  
  243. A Giant Dork: "SIGNS OF LIFE? BAKANAAAA-"
  244.  
  245. A Giant Dork: "we have to kill him using the oxygen destroyer-"
  246.  
  247. A Giant Dork: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNOOOOOOOOOOOPE pretty sure the anti-nuclear bacteria were a better idea
  248.  
  249. A Giant Dork: is
  250.  
  251. A Giant Dork: THAT IS A STEGOSAURUUUS. what a nerd
  252.  
  253. A Giant Dork: "THERE IS NO OTHER WAY"
  254.  
  255. A Giant Dork: anti
  256.  
  257. A Giant Dork: nuclear
  258.  
  259. A Giant Dork: bacteria
  260.  
  261. Gooper Blooper: NO OTHER WAY
  262.  
  263. A Giant Dork: oh no the glass broke...
  264.  
  265. A Giant Dork: oh no
  266.  
  267. A Giant Dork: here comes the bastard
  268.  
  269. A Giant Dork: o
  270.  
  271. A Giant Dork: WELL FUCK THIS AQUARIUM I GUESS
  272.  
  273. A Giant Dork: "every other means has failed!"
  274.  
  275. A Giant Dork: technically speaking
  276.  
  277. A Giant Dork: so did the oxygen destroyer
  278.  
  279. A Giant Dork: he came back in Return of Godzilla
  280.  
  281. A Giant Dork: :U
  282.  
  283. Gooper Blooper: I forget what they retconned for Heisei, but in the original film timeline, it actually did work and the Godzilla in all the movies from 55 to 75 is a different one
  284.  
  285. A Giant Dork: hMMMM
  286.  
  287. A Giant Dork: hello it is i
  288.  
  289. A Giant Dork: a nokia phone
  290.  
  291. Gooper Blooper: 8 years before the N-Gage
  292.  
  293. Gooper Blooper dates self with obscure awful video game system
  294.  
  295. A Giant Dork: ancient technology
  296.  
  297. Gooper Blooper: ...Dolby could be powered by the N-Gage.
  298.  
  299. Gooper Blooper: Note to self, make this happen
  300.  
  301. A Giant Dork: lfdkjglk jg
  302.  
  303. A Giant Dork: MEANWHILE IN NOSTALGIALAND
  304.  
  305. A Giant Dork: that a crabby motherfucker if i ever saw one
  306.  
  307. A Giant Dork: >OKINAWA
  308.  
  309. A Giant Dork: LEAVE IVELFAM ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
  310.  
  311. A Giant Dork: "HI HAVE YOU SEEN MY DINOSAAUR?" *holds up poster of bebbe godzilla*
  312.  
  313. A Giant Dork: ...oh
  314.  
  315. A Giant Dork: the fucker multiplied
  316.  
  317. A Giant Dork: mother of fuck
  318.  
  319. Gooper Blooper: destoroyah is legion, for it is many
  320.  
  321. A Giant Dork: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
  322.  
  323. A Giant Dork: ALL THE REPORTERS
  324.  
  325. A Giant Dork: ALL OF THEM
  326.  
  327. A Giant Dork: and then the murders began
  328.  
  329. Gooper Blooper: those fish were totally murdered earlier
  330.  
  331. A Giant Dork: OOOF
  332.  
  333. A Giant Dork: tokyo bay never gets a break
  334.  
  335. A Giant Dork: FLAMETHROWER?!?
  336.  
  337. A Giant Dork: rockets solve all problems, obviously
  338.  
  339. Gooper Blooper: smaller monsters don't have weapon immunity like big ones do
  340.  
  341. A Giant Dork: a fuckin brood of 'em
  342.  
  343. A Giant Dork: yikes
  344.  
  345. A Giant Dork: 10 ft tall
  346.  
  347. A Giant Dork: not even godzilla tier yet
  348.  
  349. Gooper Blooper: I've heard Toho pulled heavily on Alien for inspiration for this bit
  350.  
  351. A Giant Dork: CW liked this movie-
  352.  
  353. Gooper Blooper: also the last ten minutes of this movie is on youtube so when you're near the end I'll be able to follow along :V
  354.  
  355. A Giant Dork: THis SURE IS A HORROR MOVIE
  356.  
  357. A Giant Dork: oh welp :U
  358.  
  359. A Giant Dork: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck that was tense
  360.  
  361. A Giant Dork: BONGO CHANNEL?
  362.  
  363. A Giant Dork: AFTER THE NUCLEAR REACTORS?
  364.  
  365. A Giant Dork: GOD DAMN IT GODZILLA YOU'RE ABOUT TO FUCKIN EXPLODE
  366.  
  367. A Giant Dork: >Super X III
  368.  
  369. A Giant Dork: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  370.  
  371. Gooper Blooper: PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS BABY
  372.  
  373. A Giant Dork: sho kuroki...
  374.  
  375. A Giant Dork: should i know you?
  376.  
  377. A Giant Dork: probably not
  378.  
  379. Gooper Blooper: *checks*
  380.  
  381. Gooper Blooper: He was the pilot of Super X II
  382.  
  383. A Giant Dork: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  384.  
  385. A Giant Dork: time to go out with a bang indeed
  386.  
  387. Gooper Blooper: Which means he was also the guy who fried the Saradian Agent
  388.  
  389. A Giant Dork: then money called.
  390.  
  391. Gooper Blooper: good times
  392.  
  393. A Giant Dork: they want their godzilla back
  394.  
  395. A Giant Dork: GODZILLA
  396.  
  397. A Giant Dork: ON ICE!!!
  398.  
  399. Gooper Blooper: REPTAR ON ICE
  400.  
  401. A Giant Dork: i'm surprised it took us this long to make a reptar joke
  402.  
  403. A Giant Dork: S T A L L T A C T I C S
  404.  
  405. A Giant Dork: halfway through aaaaand the crabs are still loose
  406.  
  407. A Giant Dork: brb
  408.  
  409. A Giant Dork: *BLANKETS INTENSIFY*
  410.  
  411. A Giant Dork: "i'm good with dinosaurs!"
  412.  
  413. A Giant Dork: bet she has a toy spino somewhere-
  414.  
  415. A Giant Dork: "man i'm scared of losing ESP" "you know i can't wait to lose my ESP and become a normal girl, with a husband and children"
  416.  
  417. A Giant Dork: but whats wrong with being a girl with ESP with a husband and children that also know ESP?
  418.  
  419. A Giant Dork: ...oh wait, then you'd all cheat and use telepathy during monopoly games.
  420.  
  421. A Giant Dork: or mario party
  422.  
  423. A Giant Dork: worst timeline
  424.  
  425. Gooper Blooper: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/981/351/e56.jpg
  426.  
  427. not the spiny boi we know
  428.  
  429. A Giant Dork: miki's like "mmm yeah can't relate"
  430.  
  431. A Giant Dork: NO THE SANDCASTLE
  432.  
  433. A Giant Dork: woah
  434.  
  435. A Giant Dork: that baby isn't
  436.  
  437. A Giant Dork: much of a baby, huh
  438.  
  439. A Giant Dork: godzilla's chasing his cousin to give his last words...
  440.  
  441. A Giant Dork: or i dunno, do what rodan did.
  442.  
  443. A Giant Dork: he's FUCKING MELTING
  444.  
  445. A Giant Dork: melting no better than exploding
  446.  
  447. A Giant Dork: welp
  448.  
  449. A Giant Dork: jesus they're everywhere
  450.  
  451. A Giant Dork: NOW THEY'RE REALLY GETTIN HUGE
  452.  
  453. A Giant Dork: THATS A KAIJU ALRIGHT
  454.  
  455. A Giant Dork: DESTORYA(R)
  456.  
  457. A Giant Dork: >send destroya to fite godzilla
  458.  
  459. A Giant Dork: dude i'm sorry but that thing's not even under our control
  460.  
  461. A Giant Dork: he's going to kill us next
  462.  
  463. A Giant Dork: THATS A NO FROM ME, FAM
  464.  
  465. A Giant Dork: we'll all die regardless :U
  466.  
  467. A Giant Dork: "we can't be sentimental, gotta use DA BABY as a decoy"
  468.  
  469. A Giant Dork: i mean okay but
  470.  
  471. A Giant Dork: i'm pretty sure this is going to be a disaster :U
  472.  
  473. Gooper Blooper: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY-
  474.  
  475. Gooper Blooper: already did that
  476.  
  477. A Giant Dork: this movie is cursed with bubsylogic
  478.  
  479. A Giant Dork: ...
  480.  
  481. A Giant Dork: destroya...
  482.  
  483. A Giant Dork: looks like garchomp.
  484.  
  485. A Giant Dork: HE IS THE META-
  486.  
  487. Gooper Blooper: garchomp OP pls nerf
  488.  
  489. A Giant Dork: EVEN SHAKES OFF ICE ATTACKS FOR NO REASON
  490.  
  491. A Giant Dork: NERF
  492.  
  493. A Giant Dork: we gamesharked fly onto this motherfucker
  494.  
  495. A Giant Dork: "but why, it doesn't get any-"
  496.  
  497. A Giant Dork: "BECAUSE REASONS"
  498.  
  499. A Giant Dork: the babydunking commenses
  500.  
  501. A Giant Dork: baby ALSO HAS HYPER BEAM
  502.  
  503. A Giant Dork: TAKE THAT
  504.  
  505. A Giant Dork: JUNIOR NOOO
  506.  
  507. A Giant Dork: JUNIOR YEEEEEEEEESSS
  508.  
  509. A Giant Dork: OH FUCK GODZILLA
  510.  
  511. A Giant Dork: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  512.  
  513. A Giant Dork: he did it but AAAH THE WOUND
  514.  
  515. A Giant Dork: godzilla: satan incarnate
  516.  
  517. Gooper Blooper: not sure Godzilla's the monster we should be comparing to satan
  518.  
  519. A Giant Dork: only because of the eyese
  520.  
  521. A Giant Dork: why hello satan
  522.  
  523. A Giant Dork: MEGA GARCHOMP
  524.  
  525. A Giant Dork: freeze him at just the right moment?
  526.  
  527. A Giant Dork: thrills?
  528.  
  529. A Giant Dork: YEAH
  530.  
  531. A Giant Dork: FUCK YEAAAH
  532.  
  533. A Giant Dork: UNCLE!
  534.  
  535. A Giant Dork: COUSIIIN!
  536.  
  537. A Giant Dork: wait
  538.  
  539. A Giant Dork: well fuck this family reunion
  540.  
  541. A Giant Dork: HE
  542.  
  543. A Giant Dork: KIDNAPPED
  544.  
  545. A Giant Dork: JUNIOR
  546.  
  547. A Giant Dork: HEEL HEAT LEVELS CRITICAL
  548.  
  549. A Giant Dork: ...
  550.  
  551. A Giant Dork: bastard.
  552.  
  553. Gooper Blooper: and now you know why Destoroyah is Goopsmom's number one pick for kaiju heel heat
  554.  
  555. A Giant Dork: i cry
  556.  
  557. A Giant Dork: godzilla cries, too
  558.  
  559. A Giant Dork:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2QzX8x3Oig
  560.  
  561. A Giant Dork: i've waited for this VERY MOMENT
  562.  
  563. A Giant Dork: maybe ten minutes too early BUT
  564.  
  565. A Giant Dork: "i have a feeling this is gonna be godzilla's last fight"
  566.  
  567. A Giant Dork: *looks at other movies*
  568.  
  569. A Giant Dork: hm.
  570.  
  571. A Giant Dork: THIS ABUSE
  572.  
  573. Gooper Blooper: https://a.wattpad.com/cover/103638829-352-k298631.jpg
  574.  
  575. A Giant Dork: looks like a metal band album cover
  576.  
  577. Gooper Blooper: well it WAS the 90s
  578.  
  579. Gooper Blooper: Destroyah is pretty 90s
  580.  
  581. A Giant Dork: 90s as fuck
  582.  
  583. Gooper Blooper: edgy and spiky
  584.  
  585. A Giant Dork: OH GOD THEY SPLIT UP
  586.  
  587. A Giant Dork: ITS LIKE THE BUGS ALL OVER AGAIn
  588.  
  589. Gooper Blooper: brb
  590.  
  591. A Giant Dork: brownie status: about a quarter and then some left
  592.  
  593. A Giant Dork: but i'm at the good part so
  594.  
  595. A Giant Dork: oops
  596.  
  597. A Giant Dork: MIKI STATUS: SAFE
  598.  
  599. A Giant Dork: i can't believe junior is actually dead
  600.  
  601. A Giant Dork: DESTROYAH RUINS EVEN TENDER MOMENTS
  602.  
  603. A Giant Dork: FUCK YOU YOU OVERGROWN FUCKASS
  604.  
  605. Gooper Blooper: Destroyah the mood killer
  606.  
  607. A Giant Dork: BRUTALIZER
  608.  
  609. A Giant Dork: oh god he's melting
  610.  
  611. A Giant Dork: ....geezum.
  612.  
  613. A Giant Dork: we paid for it, indeed.
  614.  
  615. A Giant Dork: and the cycle continues...
  616.  
  617. A Giant Dork: JUNIOR'S BACK, ALRIGHT
  618.  
  619. A Giant Dork: that was one helluva climax
  620.  
  621. A Giant Dork: the only thing that coulda made it better is if godzilla did the final blow on destroyah to avenge junior
  622.  
  623. Gooper Blooper: They don't explain it very well, but yes, that was Junior at the end
  624.  
  625. A Giant Dork: I figured it HAD to be him
  626.  
  627. Gooper Blooper: Funny you should mention that...
  628.  
  629. A Giant Dork: theyFUCKING CUT THE SCENE DIDN'T THEY
  630.  
  631. Gooper Blooper: The original intention was that after Destroyah was grounded by the military, it would get back up one more time, turn to face Godzilla, and use its' final weapon
  632.  
  633. Gooper Blooper: That weird chest pattern would open up and a massive laser would come out
  634.  
  635. Gooper Blooper: Godzilla would survive this and then finish off Destroyah while melting
  636.  
  637. A Giant Dork: that did look like something that would open up to fire something
  638.  
  639. A Giant Dork: or open up to reveal
  640.  
  641. A Giant Dork: OH GOD ITS ANOTHER MOUTH
  642.  
  643. Gooper Blooper: They cut this scene from the film because they wanted Destroyah out of the way so the focus could be on Godzilla's death
  644.  
  645. Gooper Blooper: so instead G-Force gets to kill a kaiju
  646.  
  647. A Giant Dork: i mean, por que no los dos, toho
  648.  
  649. A Giant Dork: not really a real complaint to be honest, just me following the "AVENGE JUNIOR" narrative
  650.  
  651. A Giant Dork: g-force is great and i love them
  652.  
  653. A Giant Dork: i love this entire damn movie
  654.  
  655. A Giant Dork: 11/10
  656.  
  657. Gooper Blooper: I think that was intentional too actually
  658.  
  659. Gooper Blooper: They intentionally decided to not let Godzilla get the KO to add to the tragedy of his death - he didn't get to avenge his "son"
  660.  
  661. Gooper Blooper: And then the same people who stole his kill start attacking him (to cool him down) and he doesn't understand why
  662.  
  663. Gooper Blooper: They were going to pick up where they left off here later on with movies about grown-up Junior, but decided to split continuities and start fresh, so the Heisei timeline ends here
  664.  
  665. A Giant Dork: DAMN IT
  666.  
  667. A Giant Dork: I WANT THE MISADVENTURES OF JUNIOR
  668.  
  669. A Giant Dork: junior wasn't even out to hurt anyone, just a big ol derp
  670.  
  671. Gooper Blooper: one advantage for them was that meant they could reboot the other monsters (for example, the very different designs and origin stories of Mothra and Ghidorah in GMK compared to Heisei)
  672.  
  673. A Giant Dork: ghidorah is actually our hero-
  674.  
  675. A Giant Dork: but hahA TOHO
  676.  
  677. A Giant Dork: NOW I WILL IMAGINE ALL THE GODZILLAS AFTER THIS AS JUNIOR
  678.  
  679. A Giant Dork: because fuck.
  680.  
  681. A Giant Dork: anyway, NEXT TIME-
  682.  
  683. A Giant Dork: i abuse space chat with foodgasms: the show
  684.  
  685. [post comm: the synopsis is misleading as fuck, i thought godzilla was going to die and then rise from the ashes like some primorial phoenix or some shit, but sure, this works
  686.  
  687. also don't trust the amazon captions on this one, otherwise the mad scientists will actually be sorcerer apprentices.]
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