Diane: Enter

<Lazy> -BEGIN-
<Diane_Lette> SP: so Lucy said you could be my server?
<stentorianIdol> SI: YEP, THOUGH I HAVE TO WARN YOU BETTER THAN THEY DID, IT'S GOING TO GET weird.
<Diane_Lette> SP: yep
<Diane_Lette> SP: Already entered my friend
<Diane_Lette> SP: I know how it goes
<stentorianIdol> SI: OH, GOOD, THAT SIMPLIFIES things.
<Diane_Lette> SP: just be careful
<Diane_Lette> SP: misc kittens are about
<Diane_Lette> SP: dont crush em
<stentorianIdol> SI: AH, alright. I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL KITTEN HERDING GOES BUT I DOUBT IT'S easy.
<stentorianIdol> SI: SO I'LL BE careful.
<Diane_Lette> SP: thanks
* Diane_Lette boots up the file again, this time running the client program
<stentorianIdol> SI: IS YOUR DOWNLOAD finished?
<Diane_Lette> SP: yep
<Diane_Lette> SP: run it!
* stentorianIdol launches the server program
<Lazy> After a minute of loading, you two eventually connect to each other. Yuko can see Diane's house.
<stentorianIdol> You open up the Phernalia Registry and try to find a good place to plop down the machinery
<Lazy> Yuko: You fit the lathe in one of the hallways, the cruxtruder in her bedroom, and the alchemiter in her living room.
<stentorianIdol> You also drop the card on her, so you don't forget.
* Diane_Lette runs over to the cruxtruder and starts pulling on the wheel
<Lazy> Diane: It won't budge. You should probably get the cap off first.
<stentorianIdol> SI: OH YEAH, THIS part. DO YOU HAVE A CHEST OF BOOKS SOMEWHERE OR something?
* Diane_Lette ignores Yuko, and instead bashes on the top really hard
<Lazy> Diane: Still nothing.
<Diane_Lette> SP: um
<Diane_Lette> SP: try my bed?
* stentorianIdol clicks and drags the bed above the cruxtruder, and drops it.
<Lazy> The cap flies off in a flash of light, and out pops a burgundy orb and a few similarly colored dowels. The bed falls down and breaks.
<Diane_Lette> SP: damn
<stentorianIdol> SI: LOOKS LIKE IT WORKED though.
<Diane_Lette> Diane snatches up one of the dowels, then gestures for the orb to follow her as she scoops up the card and heads for the lathe
<Lazy> Diane: Terrified, the cats scramble everywhere. Fortunately, none were hurt but they're scrambling all over the place!
<Lazy> The timer on the cruxtruder activates, and starts counting down from 5:31
<Diane_Lette> Diane does a quick head count of the kittens, then carves the dowel like she watched Jace do
<Lazy> Diane: As the lathe carves your dowel, you can hear Linda hissing at the orb as it draws closer. She strikes at it with her paw and gets sucked into it. The orb assumes the head of a cat.
<Diane_Lette> "LINDA NOOOOOO!!!!!"
* Diane_Lette does the nooooooooooooooooooooooooo face
<stentorianIdol> SI: OH no!
<Diane_Lette> Then, she gets back into serious mode, grabbing the now-carved dowel and heading for the alchemiter
<Lazy> Diane: Your sis bursts out of her bedroom, wondering what all the chaos is about. She starts screaming when she sees the disembodied head of Linda floating around.
<Diane_Lette> "DON'T TOUCH THE CAT HEAD"
<Lazy> Diane: Sis rushes back to her bedroom and locks the door. She keeps screaming.
<Diane_Lette> whelp
<Diane_Lette> that went well
<stentorianIdol> SI: OH OK, SHE'S JUST GOING BACK TO HER room?
<Diane_Lette> SP: I guess
<Lazy> Diane: You can hear her scream through the door.
* Diane_Lette activates the alchemiter to make the thing
<Lazy> Sis: "WHAT IS GOING ON?"
<Diane_Lette> "I'M PLAYING A GAME"
<Lazy> Sis: "WHAT?"
<Diane_Lette> "ALSO I ADOPTED THE ALLEY CATS"
<Lazy> Diane: The alchemiter scans the totem and creates a walnut tree on itself. It disappears and leaves behind a large walnut.
* Diane_Lette decides the best plan of action is to punch the walnut really hard
<Diane_Lette> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
<Lazy> The walnut's shell is cracked. One more should do it.
<Diane_Lette> ANOTHER
<Diane_Lette> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {11}
<Lazy> The walnut is broken! A white glow surrounds your house, steadily intensifying into a blind light as your house shakes and rumbles. The light fades and the rumbling subsides after a minute.
<Lazy> Welcome to the Land of Wax and Frogs!