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- >Cat on windowsill in no mood to help
- >Gets up, walks to bedroom door
- >Demands out
- >Younger cat hears older cat on other side of door and gets excited
- >Younger cat no longer wants in
- >Younger cat just wants to play
- >Older cat no longer wants out
- >Older cat just wants everything to go away
- >Isn't that me?
- >Old cat indignantly huffs in distaste as she retreats to the closet
- >Sobbing almost becomes laughter
- >Squeeze the plush tight, face drenched in tears
- "You can take this, Victor. Work it out one step at a time. Maybe it's only temporary!"
- >Laugh heartily
- "Yeah. It's all going to wear off in a couple of hours, and everything will be back to normal. It's a joke, or a game, or a free trial or something!"
- >Such a simple solution!
- "I should find out who sent it, though. Yeah. That makes sense. Let's ask the internet."
- >Laugh
- >Slide off bed, head to computer desk
- >Push chair out of the way; seat's no good for ponies!
- >Still too short to reach mouse or keyboard
- >Laugh
- >Use forehooves to stand up by desk
- >Yeah, I can do this!
- >How do I work the computer once I'm standing up, though?
- >Laugh
- "Of course!"
- >Flap wings, stretch
- >Cradle mouse with right wing and push it around
- >Computer wakes up from hibernation
- >Suddenly, Skype
- >Try to hit "answer call" with mouse
- >Arduously move cursor into place
- >Push down emphatically, propelling the mouse off the desk and onto the floor
- >Fall down backwards and land on the floor
- >Laugh
- >"Hey, Victor. How are you?"
- >Voice sounds almost familiar... is it...?
- >"Up to anything important?"
- >Guy from pony meetup group I only went to once
- >Went bowling a few months back, haven't talked since: hardly know him at all
- "Oh, good, it's just you!"
- >Nobody important! Hardly an acquaintance! Not even sure why he's still on my contacts list!
- >Laugh
- >"Victor?"
- "I'm a pegasus."
- >Laugh enthusiastically
- >"Are you feeling all right?"
- "Just peachy. I'm a pegasus!"
- >"You don't sound so great."
- "I've got big blue wings, and all these nifty feathers!"
- >"I'm coming over."
- >Since when does he know where my house is? And why would I let anyone in?
- >Laugh
- "Comin' right outta my fuckin' back. And they even work! I can fly!"
- >Stretch wings out, fold them back
- >"I'll be there in a bit."
- >Laugh
- >Call ends
- >Roll over onto back
- >Kick bed; knock off plush
- >Grab with hooves, snuggle close
- >Laughter turns to sobbing
- >Fall asleep on the floor
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