THAT AUDITION - TRANSCRIPT EDITION

~ INTRO ~

(entire intro segment is her walking back and forth between her hallway and the living room of her lower-class, unvacuumed abode) Hey everyone, I just wanted to check in with you all, I think it's day 19, right? Today's video is only going to be up for the people in the Discord, um, yeeah, it's gonna be an... audition tape for Hololive 'cuz they're doing their English vtuber auditions, so I submitted mine tonight, it's supposed to be a five minute video whereyoushpos'd to be explaining why you should be a Vtuber. So, there's kinda a lot of wiggle room but I hope you guys find the video fun and um... informative?

I don't know! I've been trying to avoid the internet a lot today because I want to actually get some work done and I, I'm definitely somebody who'd get sucked into like weird drama, but it's so amazing to see all the support you guys have, um, given uh, Conrad (boyfriend) and me, 'cuz like it's really just like exciting but confusing time, but um, but yeah I'm excited to be kind of opening up about that... stuff. Uh, I still identify as a woman...? Um, but yeah, I'm still coming to terms with the fact that I am, I might be a big GAY. And I might have always been a big gay. And uh, and that's alright. Hehehehe... I have a lot of interesting and good video ideas for the rest of the month. I have one that's proooobably going to, blow... up and will cause drama... Uh, but... (laugh)

Ishouldgetthe Hololive audition out before then, because um, yeah, I may have to dial back some of that if I uh... I have no idea. The stuff on their website, the Hololive website, is very vague, it basically says like, "You'll be streaming three times a week, um, and that, they'll give you a call for an interview..." And there's like no information about how many people they'll pick or really what you'll be doing or if you're gonna like, need to buy equipment or if you're gonna have a handler or anything, there's nothing like that, so... I'm really more excited to learn about the process, uh, so I really hope I hear back from them, but if you like, read the description of the application, it's like LITERALLY MADE FOR ME, so (laugh). This will be the perfect opportunity to finally make my debut into another dimension, I guess. But yeah, thanks for all the support everybody! Tomorrow, there will be a livestream at 6 PM Eastern time featuring Hippocrit, AshVampire, and Michelle will be there too. And we're gonna be talking about Hippo's productivity chart he posted on Twitter. We will be taking voice calls from other people but my Discord is locked right now, um, (laughs) because I suspect there is a... IIIIII suspect there may be some foul play um, involved in my, um, community, right now but hehe... It's uh, I'm not gonna let it get me down or anything, but we'll see... Uh, yeah, so (laughs) I do want to reopen the Discord at the end of the month. Um, I need mods, I need more mods before I feel comfortable doing that, probably like 2 mods on top of Ash, I think that will be sufficient in case somebody can't make it to a stream...

But yeah, I'll reopen the Discord, I also want to make some changes to the Discord too, uhh, perhaps adding some paywalled channels, uhh, for Patrons, I kind of want to use my Patreon as basically like uhh, a way to get into the Discord. And I also would like to start making some ASFW content, NOT PORN, of me but uhh, [lowers voice] maybe something to do with hentai, I dunno. Haha, we'll see, there's lots of really exciting avenues I could take things right now but it really depends on, onnn what direction I wanna be, if I wanna be 2D, 3D, or both, but hehe yeah, uh, I'll see you guys tomorrow, enjoy the audition clip. Bye!

~ AUDITION BEGINS ~

KONNICHIWA! Hello Hololive from Virginia Beach! (Virginia Beach stock footage in the background) My name is PantsuParty aka Amanda Lynn Morris and I'm a YouTuber slash creative individual slash someone who identifies with being born in the wrong dimension. Tragically, I... truly just do not fit in the 3rd dimension, so... WOW! AHEHEHEHE! AS YOU CAN SEE, I'm a goofy girl who REALLY embraces being themself, and I love to try new things! I'M REALLY good at technology, I pick up on, uh, things really fast. Just within this past month, I picked up Adobe Premiere to learn how to use that software ahead of time, and made tons of videos, actually a video every day for the whole month of May, so please check out PantsuParty if you want to see more of what I'm like, uh, and what kind of things I come up with... I mainly like to focus on anime-related content, I love to analyze anime, I love to talk about otaku culture, I love to talk about anything Japaneeese, uh, I love gaming, (background cuts to Pokemon, Animal Crossing) I was super obsessed with Animal Crossing when it came out, I love to do lots of seeing unboxing games (?) Unfortunately, I am NOT a Minecraft stan, so if that's what you're gonna contractually obligate me to do [sudden cut] Hehehe, wait, I just got a call from my ex-CEO manager, he said, UH... Yeah, YEAH, I'd LOVE to play Minecraft! (laughs) Some of the types of content I do here on ye olde YouTube includes passionately musically performing some...thing...

[MUSIC BREAK TO TONE-DEAF SINGING / RAPPING COMPLETE WITH MUSIC VIDEO:]
SLIDE IN ON A TENTACOOL
RUB YOU RAW LIKE SCHOOL DAYS
DON'T PICK UP THE CELLULAR THEY'LL HACK THEIR WAY INTO THE GATE
WITH THE TENTACOOL I DROOL X MARKS THE GIRL ABLAZE
CREEPY AS A-
[MUSIC STOPS]

I have tons of gaming streams and let's plays content, one of my favorite ones is when I tried to do a Pokemon SoulSilver Nuzlocke, which, unfortunately ended with a... (laughs) With Glitch City. I've already done multiple livestreams already on my Twitch dot tv channel, I definitely would be able to do at least 3 streams a week. Another one of my passions is art. (bad drawing of herself in the background) I love drawing, I've been drawing since I was little. Recently, I was endowed with a drawing table that I can connect to my computer (she's recording her computer monitor with a camera as it goes through one of her YT videos) and I tried making a Drawcast, but I would be very interested in doing more stuff like... that. (Awkwardly gestures, presents the video behind her)

Sooo, if I haven't scared you away yet, (background cuts to an image representation featuring anime girls and lewd cosplay titled motivation.jpg) you may be wondering what is UP with that get-up? UHH, ARE THOSE underpants on your head? And uh, yes, it's underpants on my head... I truly think pantsu are the most versatile fashion accessory any one girl can have! Not only does it function as an adorable hat, (she draws the bottom over her face) it could also become a facemask! Just like the common shimapan, I am EXTREMELY versatile! I can do ALLLLL kinds of things! Draw, sing, act, make a complete fool of myself on the internet (hmm), be adorable, whatever you need me to do, I am williiing to take commaaaand! The reason why I want to become a Hololive vtuber is that the whole phenomenon of vtubing and virtual YouTubing and just YouTube in general has inspired me to take a lot of risks with my life and to really kind of develop a lot of creative talents. I grew up extremely shhhy aaand I didn't really know how to really make connections with people and I think it's so wonderful that this new technology allows people with different learning styles, maybe different perspectives, maybe even people who speak different languages, uh, a chance to connect with somebody and not have to worry about all the, all the not so fun stuff that we have to deal with in the real world.

Uhh, hehe! My favorite vtuber is Natsuiro Matsuri, she is SO funny and spunky and I just REALLY respect the energy and the effort she puts into entertaining her fanbase. Uh, I hope I can be like her one day! Ehehehe! As for my history here on the platform of YouTube, I have been making content for the site for a very long time! When I was in middle school, I used to make those lyric singalong videos and just like AMVs of my favorite anime, and almost 3 years ago, I launched my own YouTube channel PantsuParty and my side channel Corrupting Your Kids, where I just kind of make whatever I'm inspired to make. I've been featured in HUNDREDS of videos by now, there's a playlist called Every Video Featuring May (playlist is scrolling in the background) I will link it in the description of this video. But that includes every video I've ever been in, I've done voice acting roles, I've done livestreams, I've done off the cuff reviews, I've made and edited analysis videos, all sorts of stuff but you'll find it there. Also I just wanted to say that like even though I love to have fun, and kind of, kind of a little edgy, I do think it's really important to follow the rules and I just really want to make the best content possible.

Thanks for watching my audition, PantsuParty out! (peace sign)