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The Second Day Of Peace part 8

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  1. >You are Anon.
  2. >It's been 5 days since Fluttershy decided to just move in with no reguard to you.
  3. >She's been sleeping on your couch, like hell she's going to sleep in your bedroom again.
  4. >The good news however is she has calmed down with the sex attempts.
  5. >She'll still flirt every now and then.
  6. >Fluttershy however, meant business when she put you on that health diet.
  7. >No cupcakes, no crazy drinks no cinnamon toast. Hell no sweets of any kind.
  8. >Just salad and fruit.
  9. >Fuck salad, but fruit is cool and you still have yet to try blue strawberries.
  10. >The only thing worse than salad is Fluttershy's famous Stare.
  11. >She did it once this week.
  12. >You'd rather her not do it again.
  13. >That shit was scary as fuck.
  14. >It was like she saw right into your soul and said "Try me and see if you'll live."
  15. >nope.jpg
  16. >You're going crazy from the lack of sweets this week.
  17. >It's about 3 in the morning and your sweet tooth is demanding satisfaction.
  18. >No lights on. Just Luna doing her night mare thing.
  19. >You check to make sure Fluttershy is asleep the best way you know how.
  20. "Hey Fluttershy! Wanna do it?!" you say as loud as you can.
  21. >No answer, just her snoring adorably.
  22. >Good, she's in a deep sleep. That's the best way to make sure.
  23. >You never thought asking that question would ever be useful.
  24.  
  25. >You Solid Snake your way to the kitchen in absolute silence.
  26. >Time for some mothafuckin' cinnamon toast.
  27. >The Great and Powerful sweet tooth demands it.
  28. >alltheyes.jpg
  29. >You prep 4 pieces of toast as quietly as you can.
  30. >You place the tray of toast in the oven.
  31. >You wait a couple of minutes.
  32. >You pry open the oven door to check.
  33. >Just a wave of heat hits your face.
  34. >It seems they'll need another minute.
  35. >You look over to the couch to make sure the yellow demon of sex is still in her coma.
  36. >Still nothing.
  37. >You check the oven once again.
  38. >It's ready.
  39. >Mission complete, good job team.
  40. >You put on some oven mittens and take out the heavenly toast.
  41. >The cinnamon toast is giving you the bedroom eyes.
  42. >imokwiththis.jpg
  43. >You grab a plate and put the toast on said plate.
  44.  
  45. >You really couldn't wait to devour it.
  46. >Well, you could just take one quick bite before you take it to bed with you.
  47. >Literally.
  48. >You bring a slice of toast to your mouth.
  49. >Suddenly, the lights turn on.
  50. >"Freeze mister!"
  51. > !
  52. >You stop cold in your tracks.
  53. >It's Fluttershy being on duty.
  54. >Shit. Why couldn't you just take the toast to bed?
  55. "Ummm, this isn't what it looks like?"
  56. >She walks over to your with anger in her eyes.
  57. >"I'll take that, hoof it over mister."
  58. "But-"
  59. >"Anon, I'm doing this because I care."
  60. "Just one piece please. I'll let you have the rest."
  61. >"As nice as that sounds, no."
  62. "I'll give you a belly rub. Just let me have my toast."
  63. >"A belly rub huh?"
  64. "Yes."
  65. >"Can we do it afterwards?"
  66. "No."
  67. >"No deal, now give me the toast mister."
  68. "Wait! How about a belly rub and you can sleep on my bedroom floor?"
  69. >"With your dirty laundry?"
  70. "I guess..."
  71. >"Deal, but come sunrise you're going back to the diet, ok?"
  72. "Thank you."
  73.  
  74. >You're busted, no point in hiding it now.
  75. >You sit at the kitchen table and Fluttershy sits across from you.
  76. >"You're going to share that, right?"
  77. "Uugghhh."
  78. >You pass her two slices of your heavenly toast.
  79. >"And that other piece too."
  80. >You hand her the third slice as well.
  81. >Why are you letting this happen again?
  82. >The Stare, just do as she says and no one gets hurt.
  83. >"So, you wanna do it huh?"
  84. "What are you talking about?"
  85. >"While I was dreaming I could have sworn I heard you asking me if I wanna do it."
  86. >You nearly choked on your cinnamon toast.
  87. >That took you by surprise to say the least.
  88. >For fuck's sake Anon, you're stepping into it left and right.
  89. "What? HA! Nonsense is what you speak Fluttershy, anyone tell you, you're funny?"
  90. >"Anyp0ny ever tell you, you're a horrible liar?"
  91. "Whatever."
  92. >You two enjoyed the cinnamon toast and then went back to bed.
  93. >You couldn't really sleep with Fluttershy sniffing and moaning while sleeping on your dirty clothes, but you finally crashed.
  94.  
  95. >Day Keep Your Enemies Closer in Equestria.
  96. >Wake up.
  97. >Look at you bedroom floor.
  98. >Fluttershy knocked out cold.
  99. >"Yeeesss this pleases meee..."
  100. >You really don't want to know what she's dreaming.
  101. >That Anon must be fucking the smart out her.
  102. >Damn dream Anon.
  103. >Time for the morning ritual.
  104. >You're walking in your bathroom and lock the door.
  105. >Like hell you need Fluttershy barging in during your routine.
  106. >Shower, shit, shave.
  107. >Fuck, you forgot to get a fresh set of clothes from your closet.
  108. >You wrap a towel around and hope to God Fluttershy doesn't wake up.
  109. >You enter your bedroom and Fluttershy is still asleep.
  110. >Laying on her back on your pile of clothes drooling from the mouth and one of her hind legs twitching.
  111. >Anon, for the life of you and all things holy.
  112. >Tread softly. Solid Snaking is not enough.
  113. >You must be...The Silence.
  114.  
  115. >You make your way to your closet just fine.
  116. >Not a stir in the house.
  117. >Not even by a mouse.
  118. >Good thing you don't have mice.
  119. >They'd be in cahoots with Fluttershy telling her everything.
  120. >You gather your clothes and unwrap your towel.
  121. >Suddenly you feel a tail slap your ass leaving a noticeable sting.
  122. "Fuck!"
  123. >"Nice flank, sexy."
  124. >Fuuuuuuck.
  125. >She was asleep a second ago. How the fuck?
  126. >She has her got her rape face on now.
  127. "Fluttershy, don't even. Let me change in peace."
  128. >"Can I watch?"
  129. "Fuck no, now go make coffee or something."
  130. >"pleeeaaaase can I watch?"
  131. >She gives you the sad eyes and lips start to quiver.
  132. >No, please now is not the time to be adorable.
  133. "No,now leave."
  134. >"Alright fine, but you still owe me a belly rub."
  135. "Yeah yeah whatever. Just leave."
  136.  
  137. >It took everything and God to bring yourself to say no.
  138. >That adorable factor is no joke with these ponies.
  139. >Fluttershy leaves making an irritated groan.
  140. >"Tease." She said under her breath.
  141. >You still heard it.
  142. >Damn Anon, you're going to give the poor pony a heart attack.
  143. >....
  144. >imokwiththis.jpg
  145. >No more Fluttershy.
  146. >Cue evil genius laughter.
  147. >Anon, focus. You better change before Fluttershy changes her mind and activates rape mode.
  148. >Right.
  149. >You change into some clean clothes as quickly as possible.
  150. >You walk into the kitchen and see Fluttershy making coffee.
  151. >Well that's something you can get use to.
  152. >Maybe it won't be so bad having Fluttershy hanging around for a month.
  153. >"So, Anon, what's on your agenda today?"
  154. "Well, I was thinking about going to Canterlot to visit the Princesses for the next couple of days."
  155. >"That sounds like a great idea, we should probably do some dirty laundry before we go."
  156. "Flutters we're not fuckin' ok?"
  157. >"Well, I was actually talking about dirty laundry, but I like your idea better."
  158. >She's got you thinking dirty all the time now.
  159.  
  160. >Both of you are more perverted than each other.
  161. >Because Pinkie Pie, that's why.
  162. >It's almost scary how you and Fluttershy think alike sometimes.
  163. >You ignore her response and sit at the kitchen table.
  164. >Wait, did she say "we"? As in you and her going?
  165. >No way in hell. You better squash that shit now.
  166. "And there is no "we",ok? I'm going by myself."
  167. >"Not if you plan on wearing clean clothes, I'm going with you and that's final."
  168. >Well there goes your little break from the yellow mellow succubus.
  169. >You was really hoping you could talk to the Princesses about your situation.
  170. >Tom Foolery and all included.
  171. >But from the one time you have met them, they're more than likely to take her side.
  172. >Well, maybe Celestia.
  173. >Luna's more of like "Whatever, we do what we want."
  174. >Whatever that whole "we" thing is about.
  175. >"Besides, I have to make sure you're sticking to your diet."
  176. "Don't remind me."
  177. >"Oh also I decided no more coffee for you. You're having way too much of it."
  178. "What?! That's the only way I can put up and tolerate you!"
  179. >"Looks like you'll have to deal with it. Besides you know you love having me around."
  180. "What in the world made you think that? I can't stand you."
  181. >"You're cute you know that? Does somep0ny need a hug?"
  182. "You get away from me."
  183.  
  184. >She walks over to you and wraps her arms around your neck.
  185. >She's so... soft, so warm.
  186. >Huh, this is kinda nice.
  187. >"You just need a little love, Anon."
  188. >You're calm right now. It's like you don't have a care in the world.
  189. >So, peaceful...
  190. >She smells so sweet...
  191. >Suddenly, you feel butterflies in your stomach.
  192. >Not again! Why does this keep happening?
  193. >You wish she would let go.
  194. "Get off me will ya?"
  195. >"Hey Anon."
  196. "What?"
  197. >"Guess what?"
  198. "What?"
  199. >"I love you."
  200. >The butterflies in your stomach keep rustlin' about.
  201. >Like the butterflies on her flank.
  202. >She hugs you tighter.
  203. "Knock it off will you?"
  204. >"I love you."
  205. >You gotta get the fuck out of here.
  206. >You break her hug and dash to the bathroom.
  207. >You splash some water on your face.
  208.  
  209. >Why does she have to be so adorable?
  210. >Damn ponies.
  211. >Focus Anon, probably the lack of sweets and now coffee messing with you.
  212. >Damn it, could she be getting to you?
  213. >She can't, it's just not possible.
  214. >Fluttershy walks in the bathroom and sees you looking into the mirror.
  215. >"Are you ok, Anon?"
  216. "Y-yeah I think I'm going to take a nap."
  217. >"But you just got up silly."
  218. "I know, you think you can handle the laundry while I rest? please?"
  219. >"For you, anything. That's two belly rubs you owe me, mister."
  220. "Yeah yeah, whatever."
  221. >"I'll take care of the laundry when I go feed the animals."
  222. >You go to your bedroom and free fall onto the bed.
  223. >Fluttershy collects your clothes and puts them in a laundry bin.
  224. >"Get some rest, sweetie."
  225. >You check the time.
  226. >7:49 am
  227. >You take your power nap.
  228.  
  229. >You wake up at a graveyard.
  230. >Oh great another dream.
  231. >You take a quick stroll around the place. You take notice of what seems to be the older versions of the Elements of Harmony. They're standing by a grave crying. You also notice that Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are nowhere to be found.
  232. >You walk over to see what the fuss is all about.
  233. "Hey what's wrong?"
  234. >None of them respond to you.
  235. >Oh great, it's one of THOSE dreams.
  236. >You take a look at the tombstone and see your name.
  237. >Well, shit...
  238. >"Why did he have to be so stubborn?" Twilight asked.
  239. >"Oh Ah know, Ah may have messed with him but he was always a good friend." Applejack said.
  240. >If Applejack ever told a lie, that was it. She wasn't always a good friend.
  241. >"It's truly a shame he never got to love anyp0ny here. Too bad for Fluttershy, I feel sorry for the poor dear. She was hysterical when she found out about his death." Rarity said.
  242. >"Why couldn't he just break his taboo and be Fluttershy's boo? Now look at her. Locked up in an asylum and never to see the light of day again." Rainbow Dash said.
  243.  
  244. "What the fuck?"
  245. >"Anon, thou must realize what you're doing to yourself and others around you."
  246. "Luna? Is that you?"
  247. >You turn around to find it's Princess Luna.
  248. >"Yes, would thou like to know the end of this tragic story?"
  249. "Hold up, I thought you only did that whole dream thing at night."
  250. >"Anon, we are Luna, we do what we desire, for we are royalty."
  251. "I guess..."
  252. >"Now like we was saying, would thou like to know the end of this tragic story?"
  253. "Hit me with your worse."
  254. >"Fluttershy went absolutely mad. She went as far as trying to resurrect you with the arts of dark magic. In this process she unleashed a different being of choas and pure evil. The being's name was Lucifer. She got corrupted in process causing her to lose all sanity she had."
  255. "I noticed Pinkie Pie was missing, why?"
  256. >"She ended her own life. The sadness from your death and the mental loss of her dear friend was too great."
  257. "This is from me not being a horse fucker?!"
  258. >"Not only that Anon, thou life was miserable. You stayed "cooped" up for 34 years. Fluttershy never gave up on you."
  259. "...Really?"
  260.  
  261. >"Yes."
  262. "How did I die?"
  263. >"You were in the middle of making cinnamon toast and had a heart attack. Two days later Fluttershy found your body."
  264. "Whoa, so let me get this straight...From me not being a horse fucker, I cause the devil himself to be unleashed in this world making Fluttershy go insane and the happy go lucky Pinkie Pie the very being of Happiness and Laughter, kill herself?"
  265. >"Yes, however this is a path that's never going to happen we just wanted to bring it to your attention and please don't call us horses, it's very insulting."
  266. "Sorry..."
  267. >"Now, we'd like show the life of you and Fluttershy being together."
  268.  
  269. "Hit me with your best."
  270. >"Have a look."
  271. >Everything goes bright, forcing you to close your eyes.
  272. >You open them and see you're across from your house behind a tree .
  273. >It's morning about 8 am.
  274. >You notice your bedroom window is broken... again.
  275. >You see Twilight walk up to your house, she then knocks on your door.
  276. >Your other self answers the door.
  277. >"Hey, Twi what's up?"
  278. >"Oh I just need to take a quick look at that book let you borrow for a reference. That's all."
  279. >Wait, this looks familiar...
  280. >"It's on my night stand in the bedroom you can't miss it."
  281. >Deja Vu.
  282. "Luna, can we get a closer look?"
  283. >"Sure."
  284. >You're teleported inside your house by the kitchen.
  285. >"uh...Anon, what happened to your window?"
  286. >"Alright so this bitch Berry Pu-..."
  287. >"Language, please."
  288. "Ah that's right Twilight does hate swearing."
  289. >"Try that again Anon."
  290. >*Sigh*"Alright so Berry Punch decided to throw a brick at my window and told me to get exiled to the moon. Don't know why I barely know her."
  291. "Luna, why are you showing me this?"
  292. >"You'll see, just wait."
  293.  
  294.  
  295. "Can you fast forward or something?"
  296. >"Very well."
  297. >Luna's horn begins to glow causing everything to speed up.
  298. >Twilight sounds funny with her voice being sped up.
  299. >At least something funny happened here.
  300. >"Ah, here's the moment."
  301. >Luna's horn stops glowing and everything runs to normal speed.
  302. >A knock at the door.
  303. >You other self answers the door.
  304. >"Hey Anon I noticed your window got smashed, I can fix it for you...If you d-don't think it's a bother."
  305. >There's a moment of silence.
  306. >This is all too familiar.
  307. >"Sure whatever."
  308. >"Ok Anon maybe I'll try again tom-...WHAT?"
  309. >"Just do a good job ok? But what's the catch?"
  310. >"Oh...ummm we go out for a drink tonight at 8?"
  311. >Another moment everything is quiet.
  312. >"Alright but ONE drink ok? I don't want any of your Foolery."
  313. >"There it is, Anon."
  314. "Wait, this was the very day that the Day of Peace got established."
  315. >"This is also the very moment you gave Fluttershy a chance at your heart ."
  316. "You wot m8?"
  317. >"Yes, it was this very moment where the game of "Cat and Mouse" ended and the loving began."
  318. "LIES!"
  319. >"If that's what you think. Would you like to see the future of your relationship with her?"
  320. "Do I have a choice?"
  321. >"Nope. Now have a look."
  322.  
  323.  
  324. >Everything goes bright once again.
  325. >Fuck that's annoying.
  326. >You open your eyes and find that your once again you're outside your house.
  327. >It's about 8 am in the morning once again.
  328. >You see Fluttershy walking up to your door with a police uniform.
  329. >She checks her wrist watch and waits.
  330. >You don't recall her ever having a wrist watch.
  331. >She knocks on the door.
  332. >The future you answers the door.
  333. >"Anon! Sweetie, I've returned for another fetish for us to try!"
  334. >"Alright! Nothing to it but to do it!"
  335. >"I've also brought some peach honey, ready to put it where you want it?"
  336. >"Get your sexy flank in here!"
  337. >"Oh yes daddy!"
  338. >"Awww you know I love it when you call me that."
  339. >Your future self picks her up and kisses her on the lips and carries her inside and slams the door.
  340. "Ummm, Luna, dafuq did I just see?"
  341. >"That's you and Fluttershy in the future."
  342. "HA! Luna please, my sides are no more."
  343. >"This is a daily occurrence. This is you two having fun. You can say you're keeping your Pinkie Promise. You two can't get enough of each other. If you don't believe that's fine."
  344. "You know what? Humor me, when is this, you're showing me, suppose to happen?"
  345. >"3 weeks from now. This is already set in stone."
  346. "Riiiight."
  347. >"All I have to say Anon is, blue strawberries."
  348. "What about them?"
  349. >"That's what starts it all."
  350. "You wot m8?"
  351. >"Yup."
  352. "Well looks like I'm never trying blue strawberries."
  353. >"We'll see about that. Well, see you in Canterlot, Anon."
  354. "Hey wait!"
  355. >"Tick tock goes the clock, Anon."
  356. >Luna vanishes from your dream.
  357.  
  358. >You wake up.
  359. "What the fuck was that?"
  360. >Well ain't that some shit.
  361. >You can't even take a nap in peace.
  362. >All that Luna showed you must be bullshit.
  363. >Half of it didn't even make sense.
  364. >Since when was she able to predict the future?
  365. >That must be her way of fucking with you.
  366. >All that had to be for show.
  367. >You look over to your clock
  368. >10:43 am
  369. >That little power nap was useless.
  370. >Time to start the day...again.
  371. >You notice your basket of dirty clothes is gone.
  372. >Fluttershy must be at her cottage.
  373. >Excellent, time to head down to SugarCube corner and pay the Goddess of Nonsense a visit.
  374. >Time for all sweets.
  375. >You haven't been there since her party.
  376.  
  377. >You get out of bed and walk into your kitchen.
  378. >You see Rainbow Dash drinking some coffee.
  379. >Coffee you can't have apparently.
  380. >"Good morning Anon, how was your little nap?"
  381. "Torture, Luna visited me. Showing me some Christmas Carol bullshit."
  382. >"What's Christmas?"
  383. "A dark joke. That's what. Now what brings you here?"
  384. >"Fluttershy asked me to keep an eye on you."
  385. "Great now I have a baby sitter? Jeez, can you pour me a cup?"
  386. >"Nope, sorry man she told me no coffee for you."
  387. "Fuck! How else am I suppose to wake up?"
  388. >"I dunno, look Anon we gotta talk."
  389. "Let me guess, about Fluttershy?"
  390.  
  391. >"Yup, she told me what happened this morning. I think someone is in love with a little shy pony."
  392. "No, not even close. Now let's drop this subject."
  393. >"Anon you never want to talk about it. How come?"
  394. "What's there to talk about? Nothing, just some pony who has the hots for me. She's not the only one who does either."
  395. >"Anon, even though that's true, she does have feelings for you."
  396. "Whatever, it's still not going to happen. This conversation is starting to sound like a broken record."
  397. >"Look, I hate sounding sappy just as much as the next pony, but seriously, you can't be this stubborn."
  398. "Why not?"
  399. >"You're telling me, that you plan on living the rest of your life not having or looking for a special somep0ny all because of this so called taboo?"
  400. "That's the plan."
  401. >"Anon, I'm calling you on your bullshit, you know why?"
  402. "Why?"
  403.  
  404. >"I don't think you'll be able to fight off your desires forever. When was the last time you had a good rut?"
  405. "Shit, I can't even remember."
  406. >"Exactly! Which is why you'll end up with Fluttershy. She's smarter than you think."
  407. "Oh? Do tell the details Dash."
  408. >"There's a reason why she's after your fetish ya know. You can't out last her forever."
  409. "We'll see."
  410. >"Her plan is working perfectly."
  411. "You wot m8?"
  412. >"The Day of Peace, planing Pinkie's party."
  413. "No way, she's behind that?!"
  414. >"If it helps she's not behind Berry Punch throwing a brick at your window."
  415. "That scares me even more."
  416. >"Oh yeah and the natural smell that you love?"
  417. "What about her smell? I mean yeah I like it but it's nothing."
  418. >"Not even close to being nothing, Anon."
  419. "What are you saying?"
  420.  
  421. >"That was a little spell Twilight cooked up. A spell that let's out a fragrance of who they are right down to the finest detail. It's the easiest way to find someone you have perfect chemistry with and you being turned on by it pretty much seals the deal. "
  422. "But she said-"
  423. >"Rule number one, the Kindness lies."
  424. "Rainbow Dash, you mean to tell me that..."
  425. >"Yes, you two are perfect for each other. I'm not even suppose to be telling you this."
  426. "Who else is in on it?"
  427. >"Now that I can't tell you, what I do know is you've already fallen for her. You're just too stubborn to admit it."
  428. "This...can't...be..."
  429.  
  430. >"Have you noticed that she's calmed down a bit with her attempts?"
  431. "Well I'd say she's watered it down a bit."
  432. >"She's got you where she wants you, it's just a matter of time, I'll bet in about three weeks you'll cave."
  433. "What does it have to be three weeks?!"
  434. >"Fine two weeks."
  435. >You hear your front door open, it's Fluttershy with your basket of clothes on her back.
  436. >"Anon! I finished your clothes, how was the little nap?"
  437. "Alright, and thanks again."
  438. >"Of course sweetie, you're quite welcome. Rainbow Dash, thanks for keeping an eye on him for me. I can't have him messing up the diet plan."
  439. >"Not a prob Fluttershy, happy to help."
  440. "Fuck salad man."
  441. >"There's always blue strawberries."
  442. "Yeeaaah, I'm gonna steer clear from those."
  443. >"Ok suit yourself Anon, well, I'm going to be putting up these clothes."
  444. "Alright."
  445. >Fluttershy turns to your bedroom and begins switching her hips back and forth as she walks.
  446. >Jesus either your mind is playing tricks or she's got a flank on her.
  447. "Oh my..." you said under your breath.
  448. >"Yeah I know, Dat Flank right?" Dash said.
  449. >You look at Rainbow Dash with a grin on your face.
  450. "SO how's Twilight doing, Dash?"
  451. >"Fuck you Anon."
  452. End of Part 8
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