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- How about a stereotypical blockbuster Hollywood action thriller?
- >Pan to an image of a large building with stone pillars outside, and a sign engraved with "First National MGC Sperm Bank"
- >Cut to news caster clips about the a rise in recent manticore attacks driving single men out of the city and causing a surge in the unmarried MG population.
- >A semen shortage occurs, sparking a crisis as unwed, baby-crazy Christmas Cakes scramble to buy up the increasingly expensive and dwindling semen reserves.
- >Meanwhile...
- >A rather charismatic Lillim is taking it easy at her modest, but well-cared for generic suburban home. There's a knock at the door.
- >Her old friend from before she went to prison, a shrewd Tanuki booky turned entrepreneur. They haven't met in years. They spend a few minutes catching up, before the Tanuki gets straight to the point.
- >They could become the richest people in MG city if they can get her hands on the semen reserves and sell them on the black market.
- >But first, they must assemble a team.
- >Insert montage of a Lillim briefly visiting and recruiting very quirky, highly specialized MGs to join the bank robbing team. Included are a Oomukade NEET hacker, a Cheshire pickpocket with a posh British accent, a stoic Ushi-Oni thug, a Doppelganger con artist, a Kejourou hitman with a hairbrushing addiction, a Werebat safecracker, and a Dormouse lookout.
- >[Words begin flying at the screen with a black backdrop, with a booming female voice narrating]
- >THE HEIST THAT WILL MAKE HISTORY AND BILLIONS
- >AN UNLIKELY TEAM WITH A SINGLE GOAL
- >TO CONTROL MGC'S MOST PRECIOUS STRATEGIC RESOURCE
- >COMING THIS SUMMER
- >LIQUID GOLD
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