BindImpulse game F1 Cmd "AllChat Don’t be so humble - you are not that great."
BindImpulse game F2 Cmd "AllChat It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."
BindImpulse game F3 Cmd "AllChat Plato was a bore."
BindImpulse game F4 Cmd "AllChat You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise."
BindImpulse game NUM1 Cmd "AllChat Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
BindImpulse game NUM2 Cmd "AllChat If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?"
BindImpulse game NUM3 Cmd "AllChat Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former."
BindImpulse game NUM4 Cmd "AllChat Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
BindImpulse game NUM5 Cmd "AllChat You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty."
BindImpulse game NUM6 Cmd "AllChat It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
BindImpulse game NUM7 Cmd "AllChat Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."
BindImpulse game NUM8 Cmd "AllChat Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
BindImpulse game NUM9 Cmd "AllChat They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
BindImpulse game ALT+NUM1 Cmd "AllChat If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
BindImpulse game ALT+NUM2 Cmd "AllChat Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research."
BindImpulse game ALT+NUM3 Cmd "AllChat The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
BindImpulse game ALT+NUM4 Cmd "AllChat You don't just strip her, YOU RAPE HER!!!"
BindImpulse game ALT+NUM5 Cmd "AllChat Tylor, you magnificent fool..."
BindImpulse game ALT+NUM6 Cmd "AllChat You rich bastards!"
BindImpulse game ALT+NUM7 Cmd "AllChat Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like some kind of mental illness."
BindImpulse game ALT+NUM8 Cmd "AllChat Don’t you want to hang out and waste your life with us?"
BindImpulse game ALT+NUM9 Cmd "AllChat But my real name is a secret. And why – Because it’s cooler that way."
BindImpulse game CTRL+NUM1 Cmd "AllChat Hey! Sameji, why don’t we give Takkun a little preview of forbidden lesbian love?"
BindImpulse game CTRL+NUM2 Cmd "AllChat I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
BindImpulse game CTRL+NUM3 Cmd "AllChat Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
BindImpulse game CTRL+NUM4 Cmd "AllChat When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it."
BindImpulse game CTRL+NUM5 Cmd "AllChat I lost my room… CAN I COME SLEEP WITH YOU!?"
BindImpulse game CTRL+NUM6 Cmd "AllChat I’m gonna overflow!"
BindImpulse game CTRL+NUM7 Cmd "AllChat The boy’s screams excited me far more than yours."
BindImpulse game CTRL+NUM8 Cmd "AllChat Let’s just say… what’s mine is mine, and what’s yours… is also mine."
BindImpulse game CTRL+NUM9 Cmd "AllChat The weaker you are the louder you bark."