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- Saturday, May 17, 2014
- 8:00 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: USS stands for United States Ship, checkmate
- 8:00 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: :smug
- 8:00 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: :
- 8:00 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: sup Dan
- 8:00 PM - Dwarfy77: Dan, we're naming the ship, and captain
- 8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: heyo
- 8:00 PM - Dwarfy77: Standing name is USS Queen Of Hearts
- 8:00 PM - MeltingData: USS really means that?
- 8:00 PM - MeltingData: thats stupid
- 8:00 PM - MeltingData: should mean something cool
- 8:00 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: actually yeah I think so
- 8:00 PM - Dwarfy77: You didn't know
- 8:01 PM - MeltingData: i never thought about it
- 8:01 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy_ships
- 8:01 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: edumacate yourself
- 8:01 PM - Dwarfy77: USS is United States Ship, HMS is Her Majesty's Ship
- 8:01 PM - MeltingData: boats are lame
- 8:01 PM - MeltingData: i like planes
- 8:02 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: yeah but spaceships are kinda like planes and boats at once
- 8:02 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: but in space
- 8:02 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: ergo they're cool
- 8:02 PM - MeltingData: yeah
- 8:02 PM - Dwarfy77: Also, two advantages, one disadvantage
- 8:02 PM - Dwarfy77: Advantages
- 8:02 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: oh man is this system made by the same guy who made Trollbabe? cause Trollbabe's pretty rad
- 8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Advantage: I'm a crewmember
- 8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Disadvantage: There is only 1 of me
- 8:02 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: just noticed the links on the side
- 8:02 PM - Dwarfy77: Fast, Nimble, Well-Armed, Powerful Shields, Superior Sensors, Cloaking Device, or Fightercraft
- 8:03 PM - Dwarfy77: Pick 2
- 8:03 PM - MeltingData: Well-Armed, Cloaking Device?
- 8:03 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: aight: advantages: Well Armed (we have Dan) and Cloaking device sounds decent too
- 8:03 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: disadvantages: Horrible Circuit Breakers 'cause explosions
- 8:03 PM - Dwarfy77: Cloaking Device and Fightercraft would be hilarious
- 8:03 PM - Dwarfy77: "HUNDREDS OF SHUTTLES, WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?!?!?!"
- 8:04 PM - Dwarfy77: Right, Well Armed and Cloaking device, does everyone want Horrible Circuit Breakers
- 8:05 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: yes
- 8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: *shrug*
- 8:05 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: c'mon guys
- 8:05 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: explosions
- 8:05 PM - MeltingData: uh
- 8:05 PM - MeltingData: i didnt look at the disadvantages
- 8:05 PM - MeltingData: one sec
- 8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: yeah but its us exploding
- 8:05 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: still
- 8:05 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: explosions
- 8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: thats generally bad
- 8:05 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: man that's a hell of a negative attitude you're rocking there Dan
- 8:05 PM - MeltingData: HCB sounds good
- 8:06 PM - MeltingData: i trust ciaster on this, he's good at spacing
- 8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: *shrug*
- 8:07 PM - Dwarfy77: HCB it is?
- 8:07 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: guys help me come up with a name for an android obsessed with ancient 1990s culture
- 8:07 PM - Dwarfy77: Pfft
- 8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: "Ciaster"
- 8:07 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: beep boop
- 8:07 PM - MeltingData: i call being the sexy doctor
- 8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: gimme the rules again
- 8:07 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: I intend to be quoting What Is Love
- 8:07 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: a lot
- 8:08 PM - Dwarfy77: https://www.dropbox.com/s/d97f2mjsnz0i630/1399479465611.pdf
- 8:08 PM - Dwarfy77: Rules
- 8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: so whats data being is ciaster is android
- 8:09 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: 02:07 - MeltingData: i call being the sexy doctor
- 8:09 PM - MeltingData: ^
- 8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: oh right sexy is a thing
- 8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: so ciaster is an android, whats your role
- 8:09 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: soldier
- 8:10 PM - Dwarfy77: Soldier, and a doctor so far
- 8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I'll be engineer then, if we're gonna have loisy breakers
- 8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: lousy
- 8:11 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: now which is better, intrepid or savvy?
- 8:11 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: dude you're taking this way too seriously
- 8:11 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: :v
- 8:11 PM - MeltingData: flip a coin
- 8:11 PM - MeltingData: heads - intrepid
- 8:11 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: savvy
- 8:11 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: cant help it, I take everything serious
- 8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: seriously
- 8:12 PM - MeltingData: no you dont
- 8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: are you serious
- 8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: because im serious
- 8:12 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: you shouldn't be
- 8:13 PM - Dwarfy77: Ahem, MB is far from serious sometimes
- 8:13 PM - MeltingData: if you're gonna be serious
- 8:13 PM - MeltingData: name your guy Sam
- 8:13 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: aight I'm C00LM3IST3R-001, the Android Soldier on a quest for sexy alien babes and finding out what exactly is love
- 8:13 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: bring it
- 8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: to show you how serious i am i will give my savvy engineer a serious name
- 8:14 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I am Richard Breaker, the engineeringest engineer to ever engineer engines
- 8:14 PM - MeltingData: alright i'll be Bruce Donkchamp, the most attractive doctor alive
- 8:15 PM - Dwarfy77: I see Data is prepared, for SS13 the game
- 8:15 PM - MeltingData: (he doesnt have a medical license)
- 8:15 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: aight so I take it Data's character looks like George Clooney
- 8:15 PM - MeltingData: yeah pretty much
- 8:16 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/galleries/george-clooney/george-clooney-01-435.jpg in this phase
- 8:16 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: check out dat mullet
- 8:16 PM - MeltingData: perfect, but needs moer stubble
- 8:16 PM - MeltingData: more*
- 8:16 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: I dunno ER era Clooney wasn't that stubbley
- 8:17 PM - MeltingData: yeah, but my guy will be
- 8:17 PM - Dwarfy77: He looks like a younger Jeremy Clarkson
- 8:17 PM - MeltingData: stubble is required for being a sexy doctor
- 8:17 PM - Dwarfy77: And your goal?
- 8:18 PM - MeltingData: solving weird space mysteries
- 8:18 PM - MeltingData: mostly the one about why he just can't find anyone as attractive as he is
- 8:19 PM - Dwarfy77: Dan, et toi?
- 8:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: my goal?
- 8:20 PM - Dwarfy77: Yes
- 8:20 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Fixing the damage that these crazy kids keep getting the ship into
- 8:21 PM - Dwarfy77: Excellent, I have to make a quick family phonecall though, so give me like, 5 minutes?
- 8:22 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: well smas isn't here yet anyway so I don't think anyone will mind
- 8:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: smas isn't showing up I thought, isn't that what he said last week?
- 8:22 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: hes online
- 8:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and why he wanted to do persona so bad
- 8:22 PM - Being tracked by the CIA entered chat.
- 8:23 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: guess not
- 8:23 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: yeppers
- 8:23 PM - Being tracked by the CIA: sup mangs of various sorts
- 8:23 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: sup dude
- 8:23 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: actually I don't think we met before, I'm Ciaster, I've been playing rpgs with these fuckers for over a year, and I'm kinda drunk right now
- 8:23 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you seem to be hitting the alcohol a lot more often
- 8:24 PM - Being tracked by the CIA: I've heard of you, so don't sweat it :p
- 8:24 PM - B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama: don't worry it's just a few beers
- 8:24 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: mhm
- 8:24 PM - Being tracked by the CIA: I'm Smas, I've joined these asshats back in the winter
- 8:24 PM - Being tracked by the CIA: and I've been getting roped into their bullshit ever since
- 8:24 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: rude :c
- 8:24 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: we're like, premium asshats at the least
- 8:25 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: man I wish I could have roped you into playing burst
- 8:25 PM - Being tracked by the CIA: actually, I think I'm just going to spectate this one, I just remembered I have movies to watch :u
- 8:25 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: ciaster the magical girl
- 8:25 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: that would have been like
- 8:26 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: THE best shit
- 8:26 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: there was no way he was ever playing that lol
- 8:26 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: what kind of a poley fag doesnt want to pretend to be a lesbian teenage girl with magic
- 8:26 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah did you forget I was allergic to anime
- 8:26 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: not /everyones/ a lesbian
- 8:27 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to Dick Breaker.
- 8:27 PM - Dick Breaker: dude you made out with satoya like 12 times
- 8:27 PM - Dick Breaker: and val
- 8:27 PM - Dick Breaker: and i bet you totes wanna go with princess to
- 8:27 PM - Dick Breaker: o
- 8:27 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: willingly like once
- 8:27 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: get at me
- 8:27 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: everyones hoppin on the chrono-dick
- 8:27 PM - Dick Breaker: you also made out with yourself
- 8:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: coinflips are harsh :v
- 8:28 PM - Dick Breaker: the other option was ramona
- 8:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: thats why coinflips are harsh :v
- 8:28 PM - Dick Breaker: that's like 3 different girls right there that sarah kissed
- 8:28 PM - Dwarfy77 has changed their name to Admiral of the Fleet.
- 8:28 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Right
- 8:28 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Im back
- 8:28 PM - Dick Breaker: you are as lesbian as val
- 8:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i wasnt talking about me, sarah is pretty obvs a lesbian :v
- 8:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: saiko isnt~
- 8:29 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Why are we talking MB
- 8:29 PM - Dick Breaker: nigger that is what i was talking about
- 8:29 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: just cuz
- 8:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: can we stop talking about anime lesbians please
- 8:29 PM - Dick Breaker: because we cant talk about anything else
- 8:29 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: no
- 8:29 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: never
- 8:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: god I'm glad I still have a beer left
- 8:29 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: anyway lets get to spacing
- 8:29 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Right, lemme type out a nice lil intro
- 8:29 PM - Dick Breaker: i want my flask but its so far away
- 8:29 PM - Dick Breaker: why do i keep it on that high shelf
- 8:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: Dan: the laziest alcoholic
- 8:29 PM - Dick Breaker: i have to stand up and get it
- 8:29 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i want more sour patch kids
- 8:29 PM - Dick Breaker: ugh
- 8:30 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: and since im productive i can actually do things i want c:
- 8:30 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: so ill brb
- 8:30 PM - Dick Breaker: ciaster come get my flask would you
- 8:30 PM - Dick Breaker: and give it to me
- 8:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: sure I'll just uh walk these 3000 miles or whatever
- 8:30 PM - Dick Breaker: cool thanks
- 8:30 PM - Dick Breaker: be sure to get here soon
- 8:31 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Space, the final frontier, filled with brave heros. However, the three amigos sitting in the cantina, and getting sloshed were not heros, merely officers aboard the USS Queen of Hearts, a stealth vessel. Chatting on, and ignoring their jobs, as the robot bartender sat patiently
- 8:33 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "So I'm sittin here, clipboard in hand, the lady's crying her eyes out, and I gotta find a way to tell 'er that her husbands dead without incriminating myself! Whaddaya do in a situation like that, right?"
- 8:33 PM - Dick Breaker: "Damned breakers went again a few hours ago, I swear if it wasn't for my gratuitious amounts of chewing gum and duct tape this bucket of scrap wouldn't be flying right now."
- 8:33 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Tryin to tell a story here, Dick."
- 8:33 PM - Dick Breaker: "Yeah well them breakers like to tell their own stories every few days."
- 8:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "GIMME ONE MORE SHOT OF NANO-OIL, BUDDY."
- 8:34 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "The breakers ain't got families or whatever."
- 8:34 PM - Dick Breaker: "Stories about how breakable they are. But by all means, continue with your story."
- 8:34 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: The Boozemeister 8000 beeped in reply, dispensing a cup full of black liquid from its chest
- 8:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "BEEP, DRINK ON, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!"
- 8:35 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Anyway, so I told her he died of diabetes overdose, after a lengthy battle with the evil Zorhansen Worms that had clogged his cystic heart canals."
- 8:35 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "APPRECIATE IT, B-MAN."
- 8:36 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I take a sip of my drink, "I don't even know if that particular species /has/ a heart. Sure seemed like it after I kicked her outta my apartment the next day."
- 8:36 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: ((Five minutes in, and you've made my favorite character))
- 8:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "MAN, HOW DO YOU DO IT, BRUCE?"
- 8:37 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I give my stubbled cleft chin a rub. "Rugged good looks and a silver tongue? Ask my secretary. I mean nurse, whatever."
- 8:37 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "I NEVER GET THIS KINDA LUCK. SIGH."
- 8:38 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Cheer up buddy, just gotta find the right robot. You'll get some chromed tail one way or another, I'm sure."
- 8:38 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Before Bruce could continue any of his sexual escapades (Sexcapades?), his communicator beeped, loudly
- 8:38 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I flip it out of my pocket. "Yello, this is Donkchamp."
- 8:39 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You recognize the voice as Bertha, the hamplanet of a medical director, and your boss. "Listen here Casanova, normally I don't care when you skip out on work to get drunk, because you're hopeless. But there's a situation unfolding, and we need all the help we can get"
- 8:40 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "You know me too well. What's the situation? Can't get out of your chair?"
- 8:41 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "That only happened, four times? Fuckin forget it, the ship's entertainer, Admiral Honk came in here, apparently security caught him trying to sodomize the vending machine, and thought it might be brain damage. The scans we got, well, they're unusual"
- 8:42 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Hey, it's the only tail he'll ever get, can't blame him. I'll be right over."
- 8:42 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I hang up without waiting for a reply.
- 8:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WHAT'S SHAKIN' MY MAN?"
- 8:43 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Nothing much, captain's making advances on the vending machine again. Probably cystic mitosis or something."
- 8:44 PM - Dick Breaker: "He expect the vending machine to blow him like the breakers blow?"
- 8:44 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: ((Not the captain, the clown named Admiral Honk :V))
- 8:44 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "LOVE HURTS, LOVE HURTS."
- 8:45 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ((bruce doesn't care or distinguish between the two))
- 8:45 PM - Dick Breaker: "Hey robo, wouldn't that machine be a better mate for you than him?"
- 8:45 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Nice one, Dick. Anyway, I gotta go check it out. Peace."
- 8:45 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I get up and exit stage left, heading for the medbay.
- 8:45 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "PLEASE, SHE'S LIKE, WAY TOO FLAT."
- 8:46 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Do the others follow?"
- 8:46 PM - Dick Breaker: I nod, cupping my chin and humming in agreement.
- 8:46 PM - Dick Breaker: Well it's not really our problem why would we follow
- 8:46 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well, I have nothing better to do so I'm gonna go with Bruce
- 8:46 PM - Dick Breaker: but yeah guess I'll follow so I have people to complain to
- 8:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: :V
- 8:47 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "I'M GOING WITH YA. TOO TIRED OF DRINKING MY SORROWS AWAY."
- 8:47 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WELL, IT'S EITHER THAT, OR A MISALIGNED CHEST PLATE."
- 8:47 PM - Dick Breaker: "I might as well make sure he didn't blow any breakers by pushing the vending machine too hard."
- 8:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Walking down the halls, things are eerily quiet, other than the ever present hum of the engine, people walk by silently, nothing happening
- 8:48 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Little quiet. Wonder where my fanclub is."
- 8:48 PM - Dick Breaker: "Quiet is good. Means things are working."
- 8:48 PM - Dick Breaker: "Either that or they stopped working and I'll need to fix them later."
- 8:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Not in the medbay, that's for sure, walking into the medbay, the daily chaos has been replaced by orderly treatment, and a peaceful queue of patients
- 8:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Something is up
- 8:49 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "This is terrible, everyone looks like they know what they're doing! I'll go find Big Bertha or whatever."
- 8:49 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "C'mon, gang."
- 8:49 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I go find Big Bertha or whatever.
- 8:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I shrug my giant metal pauldrons and follow 'cause really, what else would I do?
- 8:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: shit I lost my bottle opener
- 8:50 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You find her in the operating theatre, looking over a colorfully dressed corpse on a table
- 8:50 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: ((Use your teeth, like a manly man))
- 8:51 PM - Dick Breaker: he's a pole
- 8:51 PM - Dick Breaker: not a manly man
- 8:51 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "TOO MUCH LOVE HAS KILLED HIM, LOOKS HE HASN'T MADE UP HIS MIND."
- 8:51 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I stroll in with a cigarette lit, hands in pockets. "Situation looks grim. Unlike him, of course."
- 8:52 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh hey there it is
- 8:53 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "That's not the worst part, here look" Pulling back the cover on his head, she revealed the top of his scalp was removed, looking in to where the brain sat
- 8:53 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Or rather
- 8:53 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Where it should sit
- 8:53 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Fucking explain that Bruce, cause I'm coming up empty!"
- 8:53 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "So is he."
- 8:54 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Anyway, it's probably an external hemorrhage of his AOL. Or he's just dumb."
- 8:54 PM - Dick Breaker: "He /was/ thinking with his cock when he fucked the machine."
- 8:54 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "DICK, THIS IS BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE."
- 8:55 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Don't tell the Dick what he can do with his cock, he would know."
- 8:55 PM - Dick Breaker: "I deal with broken breakers, not empty skulls and sodmoized vending machines."
- 8:56 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Look, Bruce if it was any sort of Hemorrhage, there'd be blood, it's clean, like he was disected! Look, I've got everyone looking over the scan results, so you aren't needed here, but, there are some things you can do"
- 8:56 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Dissections aren't supposed to have blood?"
- 8:57 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Sssshit."
- 8:57 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "ANOTHER HERO - ANOTHER MINDLESS CRIME."
- 8:57 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Nice job dipshit, you're off surgical duty of any sort for a month"
- 8:57 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Already was for 6, baby. Hasn't stopped me yet."
- 8:57 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Now what can I do?"
- 8:57 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "ANYWAY. WHAT CAN WE DO YA FOR, MA'AM? HA HA."
- 8:58 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Anyways, security were the last ones who saw him before he died, seems like a logical start, or you could go through his stuff and see if anything interesting comes up"
- 8:58 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Or hell, knowing you, ignore me and go to the bar is the most likely option"
- 8:58 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "DIBS ON THE STUFF."
- 8:58 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Please, I take my cases very seriously."
- 8:58 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WHISPERING. I BET HONK HAD SOME GOOD BOOZE."
- 8:59 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Ooh, nice idea. Go check, clowns have all sorts of shit."
- 8:59 PM - Dick Breaker: "I doubt he had oil though. Not your kinda stuff, Chromey."
- 8:59 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WELL, STANLEY IN ENGINEERING WAS WORKING ON A WHISKEY SYNTHETIZER FOR MY CHASSIS, SO."
- 9:00 PM - Dick Breaker: "That sunnova bitch! THAT'S gotta be what keeps blowing all the breakers in engineering. Better tell that prick to stop plugging his experiments in before he breaks something important."
- 9:00 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Go through stuff then?
- 9:01 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: Y
- 9:01 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yea
- 9:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Possesions of the late, great, Admiral Honk
- 9:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: One (1) pink PDF, covered in lubricant, fully powered
- 9:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Three (3) bananas, ripe
- 9:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: One (1) banana peel
- 9:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: One (1) makeup kit
- 9:03 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: One (1) flask, empty
- 9:03 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: One (1) handgrenade
- 9:03 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ((a PDF like, the file type?))
- 9:03 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I pick up the flask and shake it around.
- 9:03 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: ((PDA, sorry :V))
- 9:03 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "EMPTY. SHIT."
- 9:03 PM - Dick Breaker: "Man, this guy was pretty honked up."
- 9:03 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I'm gonna grab the PDA and connect it to my data slot.
- 9:03 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I pick up the hand grenade. "Now this looks like an important medical tool. I'll be confiscating it."
- 9:03 PM - Dick Breaker: it's already pre-lubed, how nice
- 9:03 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I pocket ye hand grenade.
- 9:03 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: (I'm an android, I'm bound to have a data slot somewhere)
- 9:04 PM - Dick Breaker: I'll take the bananas and peel
- 9:04 PM - Dick Breaker: they will surely come in handy
- 9:04 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You hook up the PDA, and find a variety of spam messages
- 9:04 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "HM. WHY ARE YOU HUMANS SO OBSESSED WITH PENIS SIZE?"
- 9:05 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Penis enlargement, message now!" "Handgrenades 4 cheap!!!" "Hot, avalible, Martian girls."
- 9:05 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: One stands out, however, from the Roboticist
- 9:05 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "OOH, GIRLS."
- 9:05 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Appointment today?"
- 9:05 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Girls?"
- 9:05 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I open the Roboticist message... with my MIIIIND
- 9:05 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "JUST SOME SPAM. ALSO, REMIND ME TO DO A VIRUS WIPE LATER ON."
- 9:06 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Will do."
- 9:06 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You open the message from the Roboticist
- 9:06 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Dick, status report on bananas."
- 9:07 PM - Dick Breaker: I peel and consume one
- 9:07 PM - Dick Breaker: Thumbs up
- 9:07 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: It reads, "Look, I dont know why you want to do this, but, you've been asking for months. So, come on down, we'll remove your ass, and build you your god damn buttbot, just, leave me alone, alright?
- 9:07 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Excellent. We'll need those later in the autopsy."
- 9:07 PM - Dick Breaker: "The perfect snack for shlepping through the crawlspaces to get to some breakers."
- 9:07 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "MESSAGE READOUT MODE: ON."
- 9:07 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "Look, I dont know why you want to do this, but, you've been asking for months. So, come on down, we'll remove your ass, and build you your god damn buttbot, just, leave me alone, alright?
- 9:08 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "
- 9:08 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: too lazy to type it out in caps
- 9:08 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: so pretend I did
- 9:08 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: :V
- 9:08 PM - Dick Breaker: gg
- 9:08 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "MESSAGE READOUT MODE: OFF."
- 9:08 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "BUTTBOT. CURIOUS."
- 9:08 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Ass removal without my approval? As head surgeon, I am deeply offended."
- 9:09 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY."
- 9:10 PM - Dick Breaker: "An ass-sized robot seems the perfect size for rolling through crawlspaces to reach breakers and, uh, break them. If you're investigating this count me in, I want to know more."
- 9:12 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Alright, we've found all we can. Let's go hit up security."
- 9:12 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "FUCK THE SECURITY, STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND. THE LAST TIME, THEY THREW OUR ASSES IN THE BRIG."
- 9:12 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "LET'S DO THIS OURSELVES."
- 9:13 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Any objections, Dick?"
- 9:14 PM - Dick Breaker: "I'm with robo, let's check this oursevles."
- 9:14 PM - Dick Breaker: "Could be a shipwide conspiracy."
- 9:14 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Alright, neat-o. Catch ya later, fatty." I shoot her some finger guns and slide out the door.
- 9:15 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well I guess we follow him?
- 9:16 PM - Dick Breaker: isn't he going to security? I dunno
- 9:16 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: hm
- 9:16 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: nah
- 9:16 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i was just going out of the medbay actually :v
- 9:16 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 03:12 - C00LM3IST3R-001: "LET'S DO THIS OURSELVES."
- 03:13 - Bruce Donkchamp: "Any objections, Dick?"
- I assumed that meant he's on board with my NWA inspired plan
- 9:16 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: So, all going together?
- 9:16 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: hell yeah let's stick together
- 9:17 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: never split up, that's the worst thing
- 9:17 PM - Dick Breaker: tell that to the faggot burst players
- 9:17 PM - Dick Breaker: they were literally all in their own chats last sunday
- 9:17 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: :V
- 9:17 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: actually that's how low-level CP2020's gonna start so I shouldn't be judging
- 9:17 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: :v
- 9:18 PM - Dick Breaker: I was handling 4 seperate combats at the same time
- 9:18 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: but I'm gonna be taking turns and have the option for people to play as NPCs should they choose so
- 9:18 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i blame smas, he's the worst offender
- 9:18 PM - Dick Breaker: def
- 9:18 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Anyways, making the way down to roboticist, you actually hear familiar noises. Servos whirring, beeping, and a constant computerized voice yelling "BUTT"
- 9:18 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: anyway that's neither the time nor the place for party split chat
- 9:19 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I approach cautiously, with my phase pistol set to stun.
- 9:19 PM - Dick Breaker: I want a pipe wrench
- 9:19 PM - Dick Breaker: can I have a pipe wrench
- 9:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Why not
- 9:19 PM - Dick Breaker: yess
- 9:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Melee is a feelings roll however
- 9:19 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: too much System Shock 2
- 9:20 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: (never too much System Shock 2)
- 9:20 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ^
- 9:21 PM - Dick Breaker: shame I have 5 and a shit feelings :v
- 9:21 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Walking into the room, what appears to be an ass on wheels is scooting about, as the roboticist sits at his desk, head in his hands, as he holds a lit cigarette, contemplating his career choice
- 9:21 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I pull out my translator to look like I'm prepared.
- 9:21 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: And attempt to translate the buttspeak!
- 9:21 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "BUTT"
- 9:21 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: It is not intelligent communication
- 9:22 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I stand there menacingly with my gun out, focusing my eye cameras on the roboticist.
- 9:22 PM - Dick Breaker: "How's that, robo? Curvy enough for you?"
- 9:22 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Interesting. The butt appears to be communicating using only assonance."
- 9:23 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ((badum tshhhh))
- 9:23 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "I wish I hadn't gone to college right about now. Look, don't ask about the bot, some fucking clown wanted him, and he wouldn't shut up!"
- 9:23 PM - Dick Breaker: "Well if the bot isn't the problem, then what do you need /ass/istance with?"
- 9:24 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "I TAKE IT I CAN BLAST IT THEN? I MISS THE SHOOTING RANGE. SHOULDN'T HAVE TESTED THAT BREAN BAZOOKA OUT ON IT."
- 9:25 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Dont blow anything up in my lab! Last thing I need is security breathing down my neck for weapons discharge, already have enough work with those damn miners..."
- 9:25 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I ignore him, menacingly switch my pistol to lethal force, hold it sideways and blast the butt bot.
- 9:25 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WHOOPS."
- 9:26 PM - Dick Breaker: "As a professional breaker fixer I can safely assure you that the breakers in his phaser broke and initatied an accidental discharge."
- 9:27 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Do I need to unleash the security droids? I will, I do not have to deal with three idiots barging in here!"
- 9:27 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "IT'S LIKE THIS, BECAUSE OF THAT HOO-RIDE/NWA'S WANTED FOR A HOMICIDE."
- 9:27 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "PRESS THIS BUTTON, AND I'M SMOKING YOUR ASS."
- 9:28 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, YOU HEAR ME?"
- 9:28 PM - Dick Breaker: "Can we not? Last thing I need is some phaser blasts hitting a stray breaker,"
- 9:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Alright, let's not make asses of ourselves. Let's cut to the cheese. I mean chase. What did the clown want?"
- 9:29 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "That" he points to the remains of the robot"
- 9:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WELL, HE'S DEAD NOW. SO YOU GOT A LOT TO ANSWER FOR, PAL."
- 9:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "SHIT."
- 9:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I whack my head with my fist
- 9:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "GODDAMN LINGUISTICS MODULE'S OUTTA ADJUSTMENT AGAIN."
- 9:30 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "He's dead? What happened?"
- 9:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "HE LOST HIS HEAD. HA HA."
- 9:31 PM - Dick Breaker: "He blew a breaker."
- 9:32 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "We found out he actually /is/ a brainless idiot."
- 9:32 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Also he was fooling around with the vending machine."
- 9:32 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "I dont know which one of you is making a joke, and who's telling the truth"
- 9:33 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Would I lie?" I strike a pose and display my perfectly white teeth.
- 9:33 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Yes, yes you would"
- 9:33 PM - Dick Breaker: "Well, he did expect the vending machine to dispense something other than standard product. Didn't work out so well."
- 9:33 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "SIGH. CONDESCENDING TONE: HE TRIED TO MATE WITH A DRINKS MACHINE AND WAS FOUND WITHOUT A BRAIN."
- 9:34 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Right, and how am I involved?"
- 9:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "MESSAGE READOUT: ON. "Look, I dont know why you want to do this, but, you've been asking for months. So, come on down, we'll remove your ass, and build you your god damn buttbot, just, leave me alone, alright?" MESSAGE READOUT: OFF."
- 9:35 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "THIS WAS FOUND ON HIS PDA. CARE TO COMMENT."
- 9:35 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "That's a pretty useful feature. Sometimes I wish I had a robo-brain."
- 9:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "I told you, he would leave me alone, so I built him a buttbot!"
- 9:35 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO CONTACT HIM BEFORE THE INCIDENT."
- 9:35 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "YEAH, IT'S PRETTY DOPE."
- 9:36 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "...You aren't accusing me of taking his brain out, are you?"
- 9:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "INDEED WE ARE."
- 9:37 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Actually, that might've been me. I see a lot of patients, I can't be assed to remember what I do to all of them."
- 9:37 PM - Dick Breaker: "Are you making BRAINbots too?"
- 9:37 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "No, and I can prove it" He stood up, walking over to a door, and swiping his ID
- 9:37 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: The door opened, revealing a surgical table, and several empty robot bodies along the wall
- 9:38 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Med bay sends me bodies to turn into cyborgs, and here's where it happens. If I had the brain, you'd fucking see it, feel free to look around"
- 9:39 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Ooh, neat."
- 9:39 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I stroll in and take a look around.
- 9:39 PM - Dick Breaker: are there any nearby breakers
- 9:39 PM - Dick Breaker: because if there are I wish to check the integrity of them
- 9:40 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I switch to scan mode and, well, scan the room for any biological matter.
- 9:40 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: That is a roll!
- 9:40 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Lemme get in rolz
- 9:40 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: ah
- 9:40 PM - Dick Breaker: should scan the robotmaker, I bet he's hiding the brain inside him
- 9:40 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ^
- 9:41 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: obviously
- 9:41 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Room is MoronsInSpace
- 9:42 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: alright so how many dice do I roll?
- 9:42 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 2d6, since you are an android, you have a built in scanner
- 9:42 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: What's your feelings/lasers?
- 9:42 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aight
- 9:42 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 3
- 9:43 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Rolling lasers
- 9:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh yeah you do the rolling
- 9:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I think?
- 9:43 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: No, not 2d6
- 9:43 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: One than another
- 9:43 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: I meant that you have 2 of em :V
- 9:43 PM - Dick Breaker: oh hey he passed both dice
- 9:43 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yeah, you did get it
- 9:43 PM - Dick Breaker: he rolled a 2d6 and got 2 1s
- 9:43 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You do it well!
- 9:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah
- 9:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: woop
- 9:44 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Your scanners show no brain, but behind one of the cyborg chassis, is a clump of biomatter
- 9:44 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I swing around and point menacingly at the Roboticist.
- 9:44 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "I BET YOU'RE HIDING IT INSIDE YOURSELF."
- 9:44 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "What?"
- 9:44 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Hiding what?"
- 9:45 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I scan him for the brain.
- 9:45 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "The damn brain?"
- 9:45 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 2d6 again I take it?
- 9:45 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Check his ass, he probably hid it in there!"
- 9:45 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yeah
- 9:45 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 1, 3
- 9:45 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: aw snap
- 9:45 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh shit nigga Laser Feelings
- 9:45 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: Laser Feelings
- 9:45 PM - Dick Breaker: "That takes 'smartass' literally."
- 9:45 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: so... is he hiding a brain inside him? :v
- 9:46 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Other than the one in his head, no
- 9:46 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh well
- 9:46 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: he's still technically concealing a brain from us
- 9:46 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I blast him for lying and impeding the investigation
- 9:46 PM - Dick Breaker: that scumbag
- 9:46 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: do I roll or is that an auto success
- 9:46 PM - Dick Breaker: shit did you ever change your phaser back from kill
- 9:47 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: no
- 9:47 PM - Dick Breaker: ok just checking
- 9:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You need roll lasers :V
- 9:47 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: k
- 9:47 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 2d6 since I'm a soldier, right?
- 9:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Mhm
- 9:48 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 1, 2
- 9:48 PM - Dick Breaker: fukin hell you are nailing these rolls
- 9:48 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yep
- 9:48 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I'm probably gonna fuck up when I need to succeed the most
- 9:48 PM - Dick Breaker: thats the best time to fuck up
- 9:48 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yep
- 9:48 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: we're so good at this
- 9:49 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: C00LM3IST3R is the best detective
- 9:49 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: he says so himself
- 9:49 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: he watched over 100 hours of Law And Order: SVU
- 9:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You blow the roboticist's head off
- 9:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Found a brain!
- 9:49 PM - Dick Breaker: I jump backwards from robo's phaser blasting, holding my hands up to protect my face, "WHOA WHOA SHIT MAN, what the hell? You blow a breaker or something?"
- 9:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Its now all over the walls
- 9:50 PM - Dick Breaker: "Huh, guess he did have a brain on him."
- 9:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "SEE, HE WAS HIDING A BRAIN FROM US."
- 9:50 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Ooh, looks like that martian chick's brother from last week."
- 9:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "MY HUNCH WAS CORRECT."
- 9:50 PM - Dick Breaker: I pat robo on the back
- 9:50 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Lemme piece the thing together, we can bring that back to Bertha."
- 9:50 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I attempt to reconstruct the brain.
- 9:50 PM - Dick Breaker: "Good work, couldn't have done it without you."
- 9:51 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 2d6
- 9:52 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: 3, 1
- 9:52 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: my numbers 4 btw
- 9:53 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You actually manage to piece the brain together, picking out the bits of skull
- 9:55 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Hey, it worked. "
- 9:55 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Let's take this back."
- 9:55 PM - Dick Breaker: "A job well done. gang."
- 9:56 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yaay
- 9:56 PM - Dick Breaker: I heft my pipe wrench over my shoulder and stick a finger under my belt
- 9:57 PM - Dick Breaker: I'm inviting our cream nazi friend to watch
- 9:57 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: is there anything I could loot from Roboticist's room?
- 9:57 PM - Jimmy Russels has been invited to chat.
- 9:57 PM - Jimmy Russels entered chat.
- 9:57 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: like a second gun so I could dualwield? :v
- 9:57 PM - Jimmy Russels: ((HONK))
- 9:57 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: No, he was a roboticist, not a soldier
- 9:57 PM - Dick Breaker: I guess there aren't any circuit breakers to examine the integrity of?
- 9:57 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: hello whoever you are
- 9:57 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aw
- 9:58 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I'll just keep on lookin'
- 9:58 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: some day, C00LM3IST3R will get to look like Chow Yun-Fat. some day.
- 9:58 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: So, going back to the medbay?
- 9:58 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: yep
- 9:58 PM - Dick Breaker: guess so
- 9:58 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Not going to examine the clump of biomater Cool scanned?
- 9:58 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh yeah
- 9:59 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "HANG ON."
- 9:59 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: well we did already get the brain
- 9:59 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I uh, investigate the clump of biomatter
- 9:59 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "What's up?"
- 9:59 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "NOT A BRAIN. BUT MIGHT BE INTERESTING."
- 9:59 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Moving some of the cyborg chassis asside
- 9:59 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: also, we probably should hide the roboticist's body
- 9:59 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You see what appears to be a squiriming, black mass
- 9:59 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well I'm gonna do the sensible thing and scan it
- 10:00 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: shit nigga double laser feelings
- 10:00 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Welp
- 10:00 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Two questions
- 10:00 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: what is it, and can I eat it?
- 10:00 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "What the hell is that?"
- 10:00 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well, could I eat it if I was a human I mean
- 10:00 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: It is a giant mass of black, brain worms
- 10:01 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And you could, but that's not a good idea
- 10:01 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: good thing I'm a robot
- 10:01 PM - Dick Breaker: man why didn't you add "if so, how delicious would they be"
- 10:01 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "KEEP YOUR DISTANCE."
- 10:01 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: >good thing i'm a robot
- 10:01 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "BRAIN WORMS."
- 10:01 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: it begins
- 10:01 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Zorhansen worms? My eternal nemesis, I knew it."
- 10:01 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I thoroughly decontaminate the area where the worms are.
- 10:01 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: with my blaster pistol
- 10:01 PM - Dick Breaker: "Better not let those things loose. I ain't cleaning the mess after this becomes a horror game."
- 10:02 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: roll?
- 10:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Ye
- 10:02 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: fukkit
- 10:02 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 5, 3
- 10:02 PM - Dick Breaker: Can I join in the blasting?
- 10:02 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: so one's Laser Feelings
- 10:02 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and one's a fuckup
- 10:02 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: finally
- 10:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Which isnt a success
- 10:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Laser feelings is just the question
- 10:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: So over all, it's a failure
- 10:02 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I've never been happier to fail a roll :v
- 10:02 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yep
- 10:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: The worms scatter into a nearby vent
- 10:02 PM - Dick Breaker: oi
- 10:02 PM - Dick Breaker: I wanted to shoot too
- 10:03 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Oh shit, they're out now."
- 10:03 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: He rolled first and shot first
- 10:03 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And fucked up
- 10:03 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Gentlemen, we saw nothing."
- 10:03 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "BETTER GET A FLAMETHROWER."
- 10:03 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: anyway, we should still get rid of the body
- 10:03 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Can probably find one in the medbay. Or at least some pipewrenches for when they infect the AI."
- 10:03 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I propose we just dunk the headless corpse into one of the cyborg armors
- 10:03 PM - Dick Breaker: "Stuff it in the hole we got the worms out of."
- 10:03 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I mean there's no way this can backfire
- 10:03 PM - Dick Breaker: "I got a pipe wrench handy, actually."
- 10:04 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "One outta three then."
- 10:05 PM - Dick Breaker: "Think brain worns like bananas?"
- 10:05 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "NO. THEY LIKE BRAINS."
- 10:06 PM - Dick Breaker: "Well they could like bananas too no need to be racist."
- 10:06 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Do bananas have brains?":
- 10:06 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "I propose we find out immediately. Scan that shit, Coolio."
- 10:06 PM - Dick Breaker: "Maybe, who knows?"
- 10:06 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: ((The fucking doctor))
- 10:06 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: ((Doesnt know if bananas have brains))
- 10:06 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: scannin'
- 10:07 PM - Dick Breaker: I hold a banana out for Cool to scan
- 10:07 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: (((My god it's like actual SS13)))
- 10:07 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I scan it
- 10:07 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and fail
- 10:07 PM - George Melons: ((It's a banana.))
- 10:07 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "DIAGNOSIS: INCONCLUSIVE."
- 10:07 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: While you learn that banana's fucking obviously dont have brains
- 10:07 PM - Dick Breaker: isnt that 3 a pass?
- 10:07 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah but the 4 isn't
- 10:07 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Bruce probably now has some sort of terrible space cancer from the exposure to the scanner
- 10:07 PM - Dick Breaker: ah
- 10:07 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: but i wasnt holding the banana
- 10:08 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Replace Bruce with Dick
- 10:08 PM - Dick Breaker: gg
- 10:08 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: now that you mentioned Coolio, I'm reminded of Dracula 3000
- 10:09 PM - Dick Breaker: "Well that got us nowhere."
- 10:09 PM - Dick Breaker: I proceed to eat scanned banana
- 10:09 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: where Coolio awakens a vampire while on a spaceship cause he's looking for weed
- 10:09 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Wait, he might have feelings!"
- 10:09 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Double cancer
- 10:09 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: For eating the scanned banana
- 10:09 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Scanana
- 10:09 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: Brainana
- 10:09 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and at the end of the movie Tiny Lister fucks a sexbot while they're flying the ship into the sun
- 10:09 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Anyway, let's head to the medbay, the brain is starting to come apart. And smell."
- 10:09 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: it's an incredible movie
- 10:10 PM - Dick Breaker: "Hang on, I got this."
- 10:10 PM - Dick Breaker: I wrap the pieced together brain in 3 banana peels to hold it together
- 10:10 PM - George Melons: (aren't brains like semi liquidic)
- 10:10 PM - Dick Breaker: "There, just like a Christmas present."
- 10:10 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I nod. "This is why we have engineers, ladies and gentlemen. Solving the hard problems in life."
- 10:11 PM - George Melons: (unless you cooled it down it would kinda go.... splorch)
- 10:11 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: shut up with your logic dude
- 10:11 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: ((Shh)
- 10:11 PM - George Melons: *un logics his logic*\
- 10:12 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I gesture for the others to follow and finally make my way out the medbay.
- 10:12 PM - Dick Breaker: proceeding
- 10:12 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah I'm goin' with em
- 10:13 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Wait, to the medbay?
- 10:13 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You say out of it, but you're at robotics :V
- 10:13 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yep
- 10:13 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: yeah to it, woops
- 10:14 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You arrive back, and find Bertha in her office, devouring one of her lunches
- 10:14 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WE HAVE RECOVERED THE BRAIN."
- 10:14 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, YO."
- 10:15 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Heyo, Jabba. We got the brain."
- 10:15 PM - Dick Breaker: I knock lightly twice on Cool's metallic head with my pipe wrench, saying, "What tinman said."
- 10:15 PM - Dick Breaker: "Even wrapped it up for you."
- 10:15 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I offer the brainana ensemble to her.
- 10:15 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: She looks up, disgusted
- 10:16 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "I meant to look for the cause of it! And why is it in pieces!"
- 10:16 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "UNCOOPERATIVE SUSPECT."
- 10:17 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Well, it's not /really/ in pieces."
- 10:17 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "I fixed that."
- 10:17 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "HE DESERVES A RAISE."
- 10:17 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "You heard the man. Or machine, not sure."
- 10:18 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Wait what? Uncooperative suspect? Is this even the clown's brain?"
- 10:18 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "I'M NOT A MAN/OR MACHINE/I'M SOMETHIN'/IN BETWEEN."
- 10:18 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WE BELIEVE SO, YES."
- 10:19 PM - Dick Breaker: I nod, affirming this
- 10:19 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I give a thumbs up and a blinding smile.
- 10:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "And where did you find it?"
- 10:20 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "In a brain-jacking, ass amputating villain's body."
- 10:20 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Suffice to say, we took care of him."
- 10:20 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Be as specific as possible"
- 10:20 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "INDEED."
- 10:20 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST."
- 10:20 PM - Dick Breaker: "Yup,"
- 10:21 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: ((Brb to piss))
- 10:23 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "You know, I need to file a report for this, I need details"
- 10:23 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Alright, well there was a buttbot. And a suspicious character that had built it."
- 10:24 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "And then he didn't have a brain, and we had one, after some negotiation."
- 10:24 PM - Being tracked by the CIA left chat.
- 10:25 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Define negotiation"
- 10:26 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "AS NON-COMBATANT PERSONNEL, YOU CANNOT ACCESS THIS INFORMATION WITHOUT SUBMITTING THREE FILLED OUT COPIES OF FORM 2453-A TO THE CAPTAIN."
- 10:26 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "What he said, you're not authorized to know.
- 10:26 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "
- 10:26 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: She's not buying your shit
- 10:27 PM - Dick Breaker: I nod, scratching my ass with my pipe wrench in the meanwhile
- 10:27 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Who wants to roll feelings to try and get it past her?
- 10:27 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: should I roll for Feelings to try and convince her?
- 10:27 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: hah
- 10:27 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well I'm a robot
- 10:27 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: so uh
- 10:27 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 1d6
- 10:27 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: perhaps Bruce should
- 10:27 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i'll try
- 10:27 PM - Dick Breaker: Bruce
- 10:27 PM - Dick Breaker: Smoothtalk her
- 10:27 PM - Dick Breaker: fuck a way out of this for us
- 10:27 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: How many d6 do you think you deserve?
- 10:27 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: 3 for my natural sexiness http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
- 10:28 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Only one, because after years of working with you, she fucking despises you
- 10:28 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: sometimes you have to take one for the team, Bruce
- 10:28 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: this is one of these times
- 10:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: neat!
- 10:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: wait i have to roll over
- 10:28 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and if we fail I'll just shoot her and blame it on the brain worms
- 10:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: oops
- 10:28 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: With passion, you want to roll higher :V
- 10:28 PM - Dick Breaker: I lean over to Cool and whisper, "Psst, hey, robo. This broad sure is asking a lot of questions. What if she's working with the brainworms?"
- 10:29 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Not buying your shit at all, she reaches a hand under the desk to hit some sort of button
- 10:29 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: An alarm sounds
- 10:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I blast her
- 10:29 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Fucking
- 10:29 PM - Dick Breaker: "Oh shit she's working with the branworms"
- 10:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "YOU'RE CORRECT, DICK."
- 10:29 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Hell
- 10:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 2,3
- 10:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: alright, so
- 10:29 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "I knew it. A Zorhansen worm sympathizer."
- 10:29 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Question first
- 10:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: question: how much time do we have before security barges in?
- 10:30 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: About thirty seconds
- 10:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aight
- 10:30 PM - Dick Breaker: another question
- 10:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: can we barricade the door somehow
- 10:30 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Only get one babe
- 10:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: maybe with her body
- 10:30 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: :V
- 10:30 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You can try
- 10:30 PM - Dick Breaker: Knowing this ship inside and out, I probably know of any and all crawlspaces
- 10:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aight
- 10:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I grab her body with my android strength
- 10:30 PM - Dick Breaker: there ought to be one in here, I expect
- 10:30 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Why would a ship have a crawlspace into one of the administrative head's office?
- 10:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and strategically place her against the door
- 10:30 PM - Dick Breaker: air vent then
- 10:30 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ryan, this is star trek
- 10:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: should I roll?
- 10:31 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: why /wouldnt/ it
- 10:31 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: That'd be feelings
- 10:31 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Since it's certainly not a scientific procedure
- 10:31 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I help him lift the body.
- 10:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: seeing as I'm a robot, I take it I only get one die?
- 10:31 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Gross, I have to actually touch her."
- 10:31 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: But you're a soldier, you're stronger
- 10:31 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: So, 3d6 total
- 10:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: noice
- 10:31 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: +1 from me helping?
- 10:31 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yeah
- 10:32 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: That's the third d6
- 10:32 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: neat-o
- 10:32 PM - Dick Breaker: I proceed to unscrew the covering on a nearby airvent then, or open any hidden cubbyholes that administrative persons could use to escape or whatever
- 10:32 PM - George Melons: (fuckin robutts man)
- 10:32 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: whoops
- 10:32 PM - George Melons: (also incoming shitcurity)
- 10:32 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: we nailed it, and got a question
- 10:32 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: only one die succeeded
- 10:32 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yep
- 10:32 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: your numbers 3 and you roll over tho
- 10:32 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Actually, feelings is roll over
- 10:32 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: ohhhhh yeah
- 10:32 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: So, two pass, one question
- 10:32 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: noice
- 10:32 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Whats your question?
- 10:32 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: alright
- 10:33 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: any secret passages?
- 10:33 PM - Dick Breaker: nigga that's my job I should know this stuff by default
- 10:33 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I bet she's got a shortcut to the freezer or something
- 10:33 PM - Dick Breaker: I probably crawled under here a dozen times to fix the breakers she popped trying to microwave too much at once
- 10:33 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: The only airvents are big enough only for small service robots to pass through
- 10:33 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Not a chance in hell of making it through
- 10:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: can I widen an airvent somehow
- 10:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh wait
- 10:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: Data, you've got a grenade
- 10:34 PM - Dick Breaker: yes
- 10:34 PM - Dick Breaker: blow that vent open
- 10:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yep
- 10:34 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Let me just say
- 10:34 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Blowing a hole in a space ship
- 10:34 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Is a terrible idea
- 10:34 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: im well aware
- 10:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: we'll be careful
- 10:34 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: after all, i'm a DOCTOR
- 10:34 PM - Dick Breaker: I imagine that we're more in the middle of the ship anyway
- 10:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: he's a surgeon
- 10:34 PM - Dick Breaker: not near any space
- 10:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: with grenades :smug:
- 10:35 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah that too
- 10:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Says who? :V
- 10:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: When did I give you details on the position of med bay
- 10:35 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I figure a medbay is something you'd put in the middle of a ship
- 10:35 PM - Dick Breaker: I AM the guy who knows the ship inside and out
- 10:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Shh
- 10:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Try it
- 10:35 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I pull out my scanner and scan her body for any traces of brainworms.
- 10:35 PM - Dick Breaker: wait
- 10:35 PM - Dick Breaker: guys
- 10:35 PM - Dick Breaker: GUYS
- 10:35 PM - Dick Breaker: WHAT IF
- 10:35 PM - Dick Breaker: WHAT
- 10:35 PM - Dick Breaker: IF
- 10:35 PM - Dick Breaker: I LUBED US UP
- 10:36 PM - Dick Breaker: WITH BANANAS
- 10:36 PM - Dick Breaker: SO WE COULD FIT IN THE VENT
- 10:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: actually I still have the pda
- 10:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: it's lubed up
- 10:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: we could use that lube
- 10:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: somehow
- 10:36 PM - Dick Breaker: good, saves a banana then
- 10:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: also your solution doesn't involve a grenade
- 10:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: it is thus an Inferior solution
- 10:37 PM - Dick Breaker: shit
- 10:37 PM - Dick Breaker: can I at least wrap the grenade in a banana peel
- 10:37 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: nobody's stopping you
- 10:37 PM - Dick Breaker: so when it explodes it evenly distributes bananay lubricant evenly
- 10:37 PM - George Melons: (my logic's acting up)
- 10:37 PM - Dick Breaker: "OK, Bruce, before you blow that open, here."
- 10:37 PM - George Melons: (isn't blowing up a grenade in a pressurised space station a bad idea)
- 10:37 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: can i scan the ham planet first?
- 10:38 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: man this really is SS13: the rpg
- 10:38 PM - George Melons: (Oh, it'll be fine.)
- 10:38 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: when we're playing it, at least
- 10:38 PM - Dick Breaker: I remove a banana peel from the brainana and wrap the grenade in it
- 10:38 PM - Dick Breaker: "Trust me, I'm an engineer."
- 10:38 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: nigga you cant have my grenade
- 10:38 PM - Dick Breaker: I ain't taking it faggot
- 10:38 PM - Dick Breaker: I give it back to you
- 10:38 PM - Dick Breaker: but +1 banana peel
- 10:38 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: oh, nevermind then
- 10:38 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: good call
- 10:38 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Excellent work. Now let's scan the ham planet for any traces of worms."
- 10:39 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I do so, for the third time, pay attention Ryan you pos.
- 10:39 PM - Dick Breaker: ^
- 10:39 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i will gm this myself don't think i wont
- 10:39 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Roll
- 10:39 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: how many d6
- 10:39 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Lasers, 1d6 since you aren't a robot
- 10:40 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: but i am a doctor, wouldnt i know what to look for?
- 10:40 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And before you say "I'm a doctor" you're a fucking shitty one
- 10:40 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: dammit
- 10:40 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ha
- 10:40 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: still a doctor
- 10:40 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: He didnt know if bananas had brains
- 10:40 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i passed
- 10:40 PM - George Melons: He's not a banana doctor.
- 10:40 PM - George Melons: Why would he know?
- 10:40 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Good for you
- 10:40 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Bad news, she had no brainworms
- 10:41 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You shot a healthy (well, non-infected) woman in the face
- 10:41 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Good news, everyone. She doesn't have brainworms. She's just fat."
- 10:41 PM - George Melons: Maybe it was just regular insanity
- 10:41 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well, I take it that since we killed her Bruce's the only remaining doctor
- 10:41 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and he won't tell anyone
- 10:41 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: so we're in the clear so far
- 10:41 PM - Dick Breaker: "What if we destroyed the worms when we killed her though?"
- 10:41 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Why would the ship have two doctors?
- 10:41 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: exactly, im the only doctor it needs
- 10:42 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "That makes perfect sense, Dick. I'm glad I thought of it."
- 10:42 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: basically what I'm saying is that we're in the clear since Bruce can just say she was infested
- 10:42 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: No, I mean only two
- 10:42 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Now, how do we shut off that alarm?"
- 10:42 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: No one would believe him :V
- 10:42 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "THEY DIE ON THE HOST'S DEATH. PHEW."
- 10:42 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You hear knocking at the door
- 10:42 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "SECURITY, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP"
- 10:42 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "BRUCE, HURRY."
- 10:42 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Shit."
- 10:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "THE SECURITY IS PROBABLY INFESTED BY NOW TOO"
- 10:43 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I search for escape opportunities.
- 10:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I yell in the direction of the door
- 10:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "STAY BACK, BRAIN WORMED ZOMBIES"
- 10:44 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: The small vent is still there
- 10:44 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And still too small
- 10:44 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: Anything else?
- 10:44 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Dick, how thick are the walls around here?"
- 10:45 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Nope
- 10:45 PM - Dick Breaker: "I'd say about 6 or 7 breakers."
- 10:46 PM - Dick Breaker: oh oh
- 10:46 PM - Dick Breaker: there has to be an access panel or something
- 10:46 PM - Dick Breaker: maybe I can control some parts of the ship with her computer
- 10:46 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You can try
- 10:46 PM - Dick Breaker: are there any access panels
- 10:46 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A BATTLE PLAN."
- 10:46 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "FIRST, WE GET OUT OF HERE."
- 10:46 PM - Dick Breaker: access panels around y/n
- 10:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Her personal computer is on the ship's network
- 10:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Lasers roll to hack it
- 10:47 PM - Dick Breaker: oh good
- 10:47 PM - Dick Breaker: I'm hackin that shit
- 10:47 PM - Dick Breaker: lasers is roll under?
- 10:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yes
- 10:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 1d6
- 10:48 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: dude the rules are literally one page :v
- 10:48 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: :V
- 10:48 PM - Dick Breaker: good thing I picked 4 fo dat shit
- 10:48 PM - Dick Breaker: IJ;OGFDSOJUHGF
- 10:48 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Why did you roll 2d6?
- 10:48 PM - George Melons: FOOL
- 10:48 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Both are failures anyways
- 10:48 PM - Dick Breaker: Well I have savvy
- 10:48 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i thought you said your score was 5
- 10:48 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Your attempt ends up with the door sliding over, fatty's corpse slumping over
- 10:48 PM - Dick Breaker: shit did I
- 10:48 PM - Dick Breaker: wait
- 10:48 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: fuck
- 10:49 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: you mentioned it earlier
- 10:49 PM - Dick Breaker: I think I did
- 10:49 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i think
- 10:49 PM - Dick Breaker: no yeah its 5
- 10:49 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I dive behind the corpse
- 10:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Where is it stated?
- 10:49 PM - Dick Breaker: look I even got a little notepad of shit
- 10:49 PM - Dick Breaker: Richard Breaker
- Savvy engineer
- 5
- (1) bananas, ripe
- (3) banana peels
- (1) pipe wrench
- (1) phaser
- 10:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Okay
- 10:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 5 is still just a question
- 10:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Not a pass :V
- 10:49 PM - Dick Breaker: hm
- 10:49 PM - Dick Breaker: what should I ask?
- 10:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: I dont know
- 10:49 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Boom
- 10:50 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Question done
- 10:50 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: :3
- 10:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET OUTTA THERE, PRONTO?
- 10:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: goddammit
- 10:50 PM - Dick Breaker: I wasn't asking you faggot
- 10:50 PM - Dick Breaker: that doesn't count
- 10:50 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Fine
- 10:50 PM - Dick Breaker: how the fuck do we get outta here alive, pronto?
- 10:50 PM - George Melons: ...disguise as the fatbitch
- 10:50 PM - George Melons: say it was a false alarm
- 10:50 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Shoulda thought about that before killing two innocent people
- 10:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: they weren't innocent, ok
- 10:51 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: one was hiding a brain from us
- 10:51 PM - Dick Breaker: "BRUCE, I'VE GOT IT
- 10:51 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "What is it?"
- 10:51 PM - Dick Breaker: "You're the doctor, so you'll need to do this part."
- 10:51 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: other was trying to access stuff beyond their classification level
- 10:51 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Alright, I've /got this/" I give a quick thumbs up.
- 10:52 PM - Dick Breaker: "Cut open Bertha's corpse, and have Cool climb inside it, and imprsonate her. Tell them it was a false alarm. And we'll hide under the desk."
- 10:52 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "I'M READY."
- 10:52 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Oh gross, getting inside her. But alright, I'll do it. For the fight against the brainworms!"
- 10:52 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: She's missing a head
- 10:52 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I cut her open.
- 10:52 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: that can be fixed
- 10:52 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Also
- 10:52 PM - Dick Breaker: "You just gotta cut her open right, Cool's the one going inside."
- 10:52 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: After Dick's failed hack
- 10:52 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: is there a trashcan anywhere nearby
- 10:53 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: The doors slide open, and Fatty's corpse falls to the ground
- 10:53 PM - George Melons: oh
- 10:53 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Nope
- 10:53 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Oh."
- 10:53 PM - George Melons: oh no
- 10:53 PM - Dick Breaker: but she's fat
- 10:53 PM - Dick Breaker: she eats a lot
- 10:53 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You are now face to face with a five man security team
- 10:53 PM - Dick Breaker: probably packaged food
- 10:53 PM - George Melons: *shitcurity
- 10:53 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ^
- 10:53 PM - Dick Breaker: how does she not have a trash can
- 10:53 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: She's a messy hamplanet
- 10:53 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "HIDE BEHIND THE DESK, FRIENDS."
- 10:53 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I blast on the security team.
- 10:53 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "TAKE THAT, BRAIN WORM PUPPETS."
- 10:54 PM - Dick Breaker: can I reattempt hack
- 10:54 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I hop behind the desk and help him out by firing, too.
- 10:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: First the firing
- 10:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: So, Cool, Bruce, lasers skill
- 10:54 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aight
- 10:54 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: uh, how many d6?
- 10:54 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I'm a soldier, and I was facing the door
- 10:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 1d6 for Bruce, cool is a soldier, so 2d6
- 10:54 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: so can I get 3 d6s pretty please
- 10:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Hmm
- 10:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Fine
- 10:55 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yay
- 10:55 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: neat
- 10:55 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: woops
- 10:55 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: whoops
- 10:55 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You all suck
- 10:55 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: :V
- 10:55 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: One question
- 10:55 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: uh... how do I not die
- 10:56 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Go back in time, undo what you did
- 10:56 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Whic
- 10:56 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You cannot do
- 10:56 PM - Dick Breaker: ok, my turn?
- 10:56 PM - Dick Breaker: reattempt hack!
- 10:56 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Right
- 10:57 PM - Dick Breaker: I'm a savvy engineer with 5 lasers what do I roll
- 10:57 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Extra d6 for being prepared this time
- 10:57 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 3d6 lasers
- 10:57 PM - George Melons: QUICK USE THE BACKDOOR PROXY TO GET ACCESS TO THEIR MAINFRAME
- 10:57 PM - Dick Breaker: 2d6 then?
- 10:57 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Admiral of the Fleet: 3d6 lasers
- 10:57 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: NIGGA
- 10:57 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh god I'm getting flashbacks to 24's computer stuff
- 10:57 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: I LITERALLY SAID IT
- 10:57 PM - Dick Breaker: I sent it at the same time
- 10:57 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I FOUND IT IN THE ASCII CODE
- 10:57 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Just roll
- 10:57 PM - Dick Breaker: well 1 pass and a question
- 10:58 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Question first
- 10:59 PM - Dick Breaker: Can I have instant admin access to every possible command to the ship for this incredible pass?
- 10:59 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Not with one pass
- 11:00 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You have access to medical records, and administrative commands
- 11:00 PM - Dick Breaker: Proceed to wipe sweating bullets forehead with sleeve. "Cover me boys, this is dfficult. It's machine code."
- 11:00 PM - Dick Breaker: Does admin command let me seal the door?
- 11:00 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: can you please just close the door
- 11:00 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Nope
- 11:00 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: so that I don't get riddled with lasers
- 11:00 PM - Dick Breaker: there, see?
- 11:00 PM - Dick Breaker: I can't
- 11:00 PM - Dick Breaker: so what CAN I do
- 11:00 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Admin commands cover the following
- 11:01 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Alarms, calling an escape shuttle, firing the escape pods, sending out a mass message, and self-destruct
- 11:01 PM - George Melons: ...jesus
- 11:01 PM - Dick Breaker: I can self destruct but I can't close an office door
- 11:01 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: set off an alarm and hope the blaring horn throws the security team off
- 11:01 PM - Dick Breaker: Trigger alarms on the exact opposite side of the ship, for starters
- 11:01 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: An alarm is already going :V
- 11:01 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh yeah fuck
- 11:01 PM - Dick Breaker: Then disable alarm
- 11:01 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Hamplanet triggered one, and they're ship wide
- 11:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: The security is already here
- 11:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: They wont just go away
- 11:02 PM - Dick Breaker: shhhh
- 11:02 PM - Dick Breaker: step 1 disable alarms
- 11:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And you only get one use of the computer
- 11:02 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Is that what you want to do?
- 11:02 PM - Dick Breaker: no wait
- 11:02 PM - Dick Breaker: shit
- 11:02 PM - Dick Breaker: hmm
- 11:02 PM - Dick Breaker: mass message
- 11:02 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: fire the escape pods
- 11:02 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: fire the escape pods right now
- 11:03 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I wholeheartedly support this
- 11:03 PM - Dick Breaker: welp ok then
- 11:04 PM - Dick Breaker: fire escape pods
- 11:04 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You fire all escape pods
- 11:04 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: No one is getting off this ship now
- 11:04 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And you hear security trying to force the door open
- 11:04 PM - Dick Breaker: "There, it's done. The brainworms are sealed."
- 11:05 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF THIS ROOM."
- 11:05 PM - Dick Breaker: "Now the universe will never have to face the horror of the brainworms."
- 11:05 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Perfect. Let's roll, men."
- 11:05 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Well, they could still call the shuttle
- 11:05 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Or kill you and land the ship somewhere
- 11:05 PM - Dick Breaker: not if we take it first
- 11:05 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "BATTLE PLAN."
- 11:05 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: time for some REAL SS13
- 11:05 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: lets do this
- 11:05 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: question: does the ship have an armory
- 11:06 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I assume so
- 11:06 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: well it is well-armed
- 11:06 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: if it does let's make it our priority and hopefully pick something with more collateral damage potential
- 11:06 PM - Dick Breaker: "Blow open a wall with that grenade and lets get rolling, unless you've got something else in mind."
- 11:07 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "I want to save it, it'
- 11:07 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: s useful for operations."
- 11:07 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Just open the doors, I can handle this.
- 11:07 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "
- 11:07 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: c'mon we don't have time
- 11:08 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Open the doors?
- 11:08 PM - Dick Breaker: open doors?
- 11:08 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: this doesn't sound like a good idea
- 11:08 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: ok I hide behind the hambeast's corpse first
- 11:08 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i'll talk my way outta this
- 11:08 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You open the doors then
- 11:08 PM - Dick Breaker: offer sex to each security guard
- 11:09 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And are face to face with 5 members of security
- 11:09 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Along with a large security robot behind them
- 11:09 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "HALT, PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS!"
- 11:09 PM - George Melons: what you have to do, is relax your kegels, and start in a low tone- wolololoLOLOLO and embrance your inner eldritch energies
- 11:09 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I put my hands up. "Gentlemen, what seems to be the problem?"
- 11:09 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "You fired every damn escape pod on the ship, and killed two people!"
- 11:10 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "WE'RE FIGHTING THE BRAIN WORM THREAT."
- 11:10 PM - Dick Breaker: "It was blown breaker."
- 11:10 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Who did?"
- 11:11 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "According to my schedule, I've been doing operations for the past two hours."
- 11:11 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: At the mention of the brain worm
- 11:11 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: All five men raise their weapons
- 11:11 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: fuck.
- 11:11 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Woah, woah. Cool it guys."
- 11:11 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: alright so they're obviously controlled by the worms
- 11:11 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: Data, nade them
- 11:12 PM - Dick Breaker: "Hey Cool, you're the robot expert here. Can robots be controlled by brainworms?"
- 11:12 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: ((No, but they can be controlled by people controlled by brainworms))
- 11:12 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: just pretend I said this
- 11:13 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Now, I'm sure we can all come to an understanding."
- 11:13 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "My autograph is incredibly valuable, and I'm willing to sign anything you have on you."
- 11:14 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "THEY ARE CONTROLLED BY BRAIN WORMS. WE MUST TAKE NO RISKS."
- 11:17 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: "Prepare to fire" the captain says, as the barrels begin to glow
- 11:18 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: wait, the captain?
- 11:18 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: shit
- 11:18 PM - Dick Breaker: Close the doors?
- 11:18 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aight, I roll out of cover and blast on the security team
- 11:18 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "EVASIVE MANEUVERS!"
- 11:18 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: hoping the rest either follow suit or close the door in time
- 11:18 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Roll science to use computers to roll doors
- 11:18 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I roll the grenade out and shut the doors
- 11:18 PM - Dick Breaker: closing the door
- 11:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Grenade first
- 11:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Lasers!
- 11:19 PM - Dick Breaker: after the grenade yes
- 11:19 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and I pass once
- 11:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 1d6, since you arent a specialist, and not prepared
- 11:19 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: how many d6
- 11:19 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well it's somethin'
- 11:19 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: kk
- 11:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Wait, Bruce is rolling it
- 11:19 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: oops
- 11:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yeah
- 11:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Failure
- 11:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You throw the pin!
- 11:19 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: welp, nice to see i still can't roll
- 11:19 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And then the doors close
- 11:19 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: not grenades or dice apparently :v
- 11:19 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Oh shit."
- 11:19 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I stuff it in hambeasts body
- 11:19 PM - Dick Breaker: "The vent the vent!"
- 11:20 PM - Dick Breaker: or that
- 11:20 PM - Dick Breaker: I was gonna say roll it in the vent
- 11:20 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Rolling lasers again :V
- 11:20 PM - George Melons: hambeast would be much more entertaining
- 11:20 PM - Dick Breaker: yep
- 11:20 PM - Dick Breaker: go for it
- 11:20 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: 1d6 again?
- 11:20 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: welp, the best outcome here is C00LM3IST3R getting a nice new red paintjob
- 11:21 PM - Dick Breaker: I take cover behind the desk
- 11:21 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: also I take cover as far away from both bruce and the body as possible
- 11:22 PM - Dick Breaker: "Is this operation standard procedure, Bruce?"
- 11:22 PM - Dick Breaker: I ask from behind the desk
- 11:22 PM - George Melons: is this like a frag grenade, or a thermal detonator style grenade
- 11:22 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yeah, another 1d6
- 11:22 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: brb
- 11:22 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Frag
- 11:23 PM - George Melons: well that's not as bad
- 11:23 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Actually, this is SS13!
- 11:23 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: It's acid smoke!
- 11:23 PM - George Melons: no LSD smoke
- 11:23 PM - George Melons: with mutagen
- 11:23 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Because having three blind, deaf, retards on LSD is a good idea
- 11:24 PM - Dick Breaker: it wont matter if it explodes inside hambeasts sealed corpse
- 11:24 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and LSD doesn't even work on robots, checkmate
- 11:24 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: or does it?
- 11:24 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: 1
- 11:24 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i win :v
- 11:25 PM - George Melons: rolling lower is good right
- 11:25 PM - George Melons: right
- 11:25 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: yeah'=
- 11:25 PM - Dick Breaker: for lasers yes
- 11:25 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: woo
- 11:25 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: we're alive for another few minutes
- 11:25 PM - Dick Breaker: I wanna hack again
- 11:26 PM - George Melons: If she was fat enough, you would see her bulge slightly, and her body would asorb the energy
- 11:26 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You stuff it into the corspe
- 11:26 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And the body begins to melt into a messy, bloody puddle
- 11:26 PM - George Melons: or that
- 11:26 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Now there's a quick way to burn fat! I should rec that to my patients."
- 11:27 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "I PROPOSE WE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY."
- 11:27 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE."
- 11:27 PM - Dick Breaker: "While that's a great idea and all robo, it's difficult, considering the exit is guarded by brainwormed security."
- 11:27 PM - Dick Breaker: "What if..."
- 11:28 PM - Dick Breaker: "We open the door, throw the brain we got out there, then close it real quick. Maybe the brain will attract the brainworms, and they will eat the guards."
- 11:28 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "THEY ARE ALREADY BRAINWORMED, DICK. IT WON'T DO SHIT, MY MAN."
- 11:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I heft the brainana souffle.
- 11:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "It's our only shot.
- 11:28 PM - Dick Breaker: "Or if they are controlled by brainworms, the worms will crawl out of their brains, and go after the new one."
- 11:28 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "
- 11:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "CHANCE OF SUCCESS..."
- 11:29 PM - Dick Breaker: I ready myself to open and close the doors quickly. "Ready, Bruce?"
- 11:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "CALCULATING..."
- 11:29 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: can I roll to calculate that with my pimp-ass robo brain? :v
- 11:29 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "Sure, Dick." I prepare to throw the brain.
- 11:29 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yeah
- 11:29 PM - Dick Breaker: "Never tell me the odds."
- 11:30 PM - Dick Breaker: Open door and close it as soon as the brain is out
- 11:30 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: how many dice? 2?
- 11:30 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yep
- 11:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: kk
- 11:31 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: and how many dice for brain-tossin
- 11:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: DOUBLE
- 11:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: LASER
- 11:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: FEELINGS
- 11:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: BITCH
- 11:31 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: STILL A FAILURE
- 11:31 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: OOOOOOOOO
- 11:31 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: BUT YOU GET TWO QUESTIONS
- 11:31 PM - Dick Breaker: ask what the odds are :V
- 11:31 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: yknow i just realized
- 11:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well, first: how do we get out of there?
- 11:31 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: at the end of laser feelings it says
- 11:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and second: what /are/ the odds?
- 11:31 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: "You can change your action if you want to, then
- roll again."
- 11:31 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah but I don't want to
- 11:32 PM - Dick Breaker: but still, roll again
- 11:32 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: First, in a body bag, unless you pull a miracle out your ass and run past the guards
- 11:32 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: yeah, after the questions are answered
- 11:32 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Second, a million to one
- 11:32 PM - Dick Breaker: 1 page of rules and we still fucked up
- 11:32 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: you can try again
- 11:32 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: welp
- 11:32 PM - Dick Breaker: oi, what about my and Bruce's door open brain toss door close routine
- 11:32 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ok whats the dice for throwing the brain
- 11:32 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: quit ignoring us
- 11:32 PM - Dick Breaker: ^
- 11:32 PM - Dick Breaker: dumpass
- 11:33 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah that was what I was calculating the odds for
- 11:33 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Whos throwing it?
- 11:33 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: I am, i have it jfc
- 11:33 PM - Dick Breaker: me and bruce obvs
- 11:33 PM - Dick Breaker: or bruce is throwing
- 11:33 PM - Dick Breaker: oh*
- 11:33 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 1d6
- 11:33 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Feelings
- 11:33 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh no
- 11:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I'd say that's
- 11:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: More Than A Feeling
- 11:34 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: ok that wasn't a good joke I'm sorry
- 11:34 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: i prepared to throw it
- 11:34 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: so 2d6?
- 11:34 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Fine
- 11:34 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ive rolled the worst i possibly can
- 11:34 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: on the last 4 rolls now
- 11:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You throw the brain over the security guards, who dont even notice it
- 11:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And they return fire
- 11:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: With, actual laser guns
- 11:35 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: probability doesn't work that way, Data :v
- 11:35 PM - Dick Breaker: CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
- 11:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 1d6 feelings to dodge
- 11:35 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: alright so if they return fire
- 11:35 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: so will I
- 11:35 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: tell my luck that :c
- 11:35 PM - George Melons: aeoiu
- 11:35 PM - George Melons: johnmadden
- 11:35 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: laser feelings
- 11:35 PM - Dick Breaker: Do I need to dodge considering I'm hiding behind the desk
- 11:35 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: are we going to live
- 11:35 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Probably not
- 11:35 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: ok
- 11:35 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: failed to dodge
- 11:35 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: that was expected
- 11:36 PM - Dick Breaker: nooo not the sexy doctor
- 11:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: noooo
- 11:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: QUICK DAN CLOSE THE DOOR
- 11:36 PM - Dick Breaker: IM TRYING TINMAN
- 11:36 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Too late, there is now sexy doctor all over the walls
- 11:36 PM - Dick Breaker: I SAID CLOSE THE DOOR LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO
- 11:36 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: But, now you can try to close the door
- 11:36 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yep, but they shot first
- 11:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: failing that, I jump out and shield sexy doctor with my body
- 11:36 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: shit
- 11:36 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You cant close it, after the shoot
- 11:36 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: they*
- 11:37 PM - Dick Breaker: Can't close it?
- 11:37 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: No, you can, but not in time to save Bruce
- 11:37 PM - Dick Breaker: ah, rip
- 11:37 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Which is why I said to wait
- 11:37 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Now, you can attempt
- 11:37 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: Bruce no :c
- 11:37 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And since it's rushed, not prepared
- 11:37 PM - Dick Breaker: well I'm closing the damn door now thar Bruce is rip
- 11:37 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 2d6
- 11:37 PM - Dick Breaker: 1 pass
- 11:38 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: The door closes before a second volley can be unleashed
- 11:39 PM - Dick Breaker: I desire to hack into the database once more, preparing myself as preparedly I can get
- 11:39 PM - Dick Breaker: I will get into the machine code
- 11:39 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "FUCK. POURING OUT A FORTY FOR MY NIGGA BRUCE."
- 11:39 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: 2d6 lasers
- 11:39 PM - Dick Breaker: double critpass
- 11:40 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: about fucking time
- 11:40 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: ::v
- 11:40 PM - Dick Breaker: hacking is hard :c
- 11:41 PM - Dick Breaker: I reprogram the security bots to be on our side and kill the obviously brainwormed guards
- 11:41 PM - Dick Breaker: all of them
- 11:41 PM - Dick Breaker: in the entire ship
- 11:41 PM - George Melons: (was the password ICECREAM)
- 11:41 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: nah, SWORDFISH
- 11:41 PM - George Melons: (password)
- 11:42 PM - Dick Breaker: "Alright tinman, I'm in! Let's do a little rewriting..."
- 11:42 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Getting access to the security system is one thing, especially since its a medical console :V
- 11:42 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Roll again to reprogram
- 11:42 PM - Dick Breaker: double pass bitch
- 11:42 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You turn the robots on the guards
- 11:43 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You hear the sounds of gunshots out the door
- 11:43 PM - Dick Breaker: "Nailed it. I knew those C++ courses would come in handy.""
- 11:43 PM - Dick Breaker: "Or was that Javascript..."
- 11:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: now, the important question
- 11:43 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: did you reprogram them to be friendly to us as well
- 11:43 PM - Dick Breaker: I specifically said to do that
- 11:44 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: oh yeah
- 11:44 PM - Dick Breaker: 11:41 PM - Dick Breaker: I reprogram the security bots to be on our side and kill the obviously brainwormed guards
- 11:44 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: just reread that
- 11:44 PM - Dick Breaker: >on our side
- 11:44 PM - Dick Breaker: "Cool, run a scan on the other side of the door. See if you can figure out who won that fight."
- 11:45 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: doin just that
- 11:45 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: whoops
- 11:45 PM - Dick Breaker: you had one job
- 11:45 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You go back to your previous work
- 11:46 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yep
- 11:46 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And set the security bots to attack everyone
- 11:46 PM - Dick Breaker: excluding us
- 11:46 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You are locked out of the console now
- 11:46 PM - George Melons: uwot
- 11:46 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Nope, double fail, they're after everyone now
- 11:46 PM - Dick Breaker: um
- 11:46 PM - Dick Breaker: what
- 11:46 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: that was me
- 11:46 PM - Dick Breaker: he was rolling to scan
- 11:47 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I was rolling to scan nigga
- 11:47 PM - Dick Breaker: I already passed my roll to reprogram
- 11:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Right, sorry
- 11:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You get the results
- 11:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: The door is made of 100% dooranium
- 11:47 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Per volume
- 11:47 PM - Dick Breaker: incredible
- 11:47 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: why did I laugh
- 11:48 PM - Bruce Donkchamp: because you're wasted
- 11:48 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: dude I had two beers
- 11:48 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 6 hours ago
- 11:48 PM - Dick Breaker: "Cool, stick your roboear against the door and tell me what you hear."
- 11:48 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Lightweight
- 11:48 PM - George Melons: i chugged tequila to see what it tasted like
- 11:48 PM - George Melons: was about... a eigth of the bottle
- 11:48 PM - George Melons: spit most of it out
- 11:49 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aight, imma try engaging my aural whatevers
- 11:49 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I uh try to hear through the door
- 11:49 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: also lol you spit out perfectly good alcohol
- 11:49 PM - George Melons: I never drank before
- 11:49 PM - Dick Breaker: anyway what does good ol cool hear
- 11:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: wait you never drank before and you fucking chugged tequila
- 11:50 PM - George Melons: YES!
- 11:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: holy shit like goddamn
- 11:50 PM - George Melons: well
- 11:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: nothing to say here, folks
- 11:50 PM - George Melons: I suppose hard lemonade kinda counts
- 11:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: anyway I should roll for the hearing thing
- 11:50 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: 2 dice?
- 11:50 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yep
- 11:50 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Science
- 11:50 PM - Dick Breaker: lasers? :v
- 11:51 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: fuck
- 11:51 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: why do I keep fucking FAILINg
- 11:51 PM - Dick Breaker: "Well?"
- 11:51 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "NOTHING ASIDE FROM THE ANGUISHED SCREAMS IN MY BRAINCAGE."
- 11:51 PM - Dick Breaker: "I see..."
- 11:52 PM - Dick Breaker: Now that I got the console unlocked as feep as possible
- 11:52 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: feep?
- 11:52 PM - Dick Breaker: deep
- 11:52 PM - Dick Breaker: I wish to seal all doors in the ship, for starters, so that they can't be opened except from this console, and EXCLUDING a series of doors that create a path towards a hangar where I want to prep an escape shuttle
- 11:53 PM - George Melons: put a timer for self destruct
- 11:53 PM - George Melons: gotta have that epic escape
- 11:53 PM - George Melons: with explosions
- 11:54 PM - Dick Breaker: and put a timer on for self destruct
- 11:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: You chose no fightercraft for the perk
- 11:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: So no shuttle
- 11:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And the escape pods are fired
- 11:54 PM - Dick Breaker: you said there was an escape shuttle before
- 11:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Takes 10 minutes to call
- 11:54 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: uh what? we chose well armed and something else
- 11:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: And alerts the entire ship
- 11:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Well armed and stealth
- 11:54 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: also horrible circuit breakers
- 11:54 PM - Dick Breaker: the ship is already on alert :V
- 11:54 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah
- 11:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: But they're told about the shuttle
- 11:54 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Everyone aboard will try to get there
- 11:55 PM - Dick Breaker: yo
- 11:55 PM - Dick Breaker: I sealed the doors too
- 11:55 PM - Dick Breaker: remember?
- 11:55 PM - Dick Breaker: seal all doors except those that make a path for me and Cool to the shuttle
- 11:55 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Well armed, anyone with access to the armory can and will blow doors down to save their life
- 11:56 PM - Dick Breaker: will still take time
- 11:56 PM - Dick Breaker: Cool, your thoughts?
- 11:56 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: Anyways, roll lasers twice
- 11:56 PM - Admiral of the Fleet: First for shuttle call, second for self destruct
- 11:56 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I say we make sure we're the only people with access to the armory
- 11:56 PM - C00LM3IST3R-001: in other words I want a bazooka
- 11:57 PM - Bruce Donkchamp has changed their name to MeltingData.
- 11:57 PM - Dick Breaker: ok I guess we're going to the armory first
- 11:57 PM - Dick Breaker: then I seal all doors except for those leading to the armory and shuttle for us
- 11:57 PM - Dick Breaker: rolling I guess :v
- 11:57 PM - Dick Breaker: 2 passes first roll 1 pass second
- Sunday, May 18, 2014
- 12:00 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: All doors up to the armory, and the shuttle are open
- 12:00 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Meaning, security is still open
- 12:00 AM - Dick Breaker: "Doors to the shuttle and armory are open Cool, you ready?"
- 12:00 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "LET'S DO THIS."
- 12:00 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "FOR BRUCE."
- 12:00 AM - Dick Breaker: But, I had the robos reprogramed to fight for us c:
- 12:01 AM - Dick Breaker: so that gives us some nice backup
- 12:01 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I use my built in speaker to play I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing
- 12:01 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: really loudly
- 12:01 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: as we run to the armory in slow-mo
- 12:01 AM - Dick Breaker: "FOR BRUCE!" I raise my pipe wrench above my head and open the doors, heading to the armory
- 12:03 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: You run to the armory, and can hear gunshots against a door
- 12:03 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: The security robots are trapped in the robotics room, which you pass
- 12:04 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aight I grab the biggest gun I can plausibly use
- 12:04 AM - Dick Breaker: Same
- 12:04 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: which, me being a cyborg, is probably the biggest gun in there
- 12:05 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and hopefully a MESON
- 12:05 AM - George Melons: is there a SMART gun
- 12:05 AM - George Melons: or pulse rifles with the flamer underneath
- 12:05 AM - MeltingData: a big stick
- 12:05 AM - MeltingData: like, /really/ big
- 12:05 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: The armory is mostly empty, havnig been claimed by security officers after the alarm went off
- 12:06 AM - George Melons: like \thiiiiiis\ big or /THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS/ big?
- 12:06 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: All thats left is a single stun baton, and a box of flashbangs
- 12:06 AM - George Melons: ...
- 12:06 AM - George Melons: you guys didn't loot the dead shitcurity?
- 12:06 AM - Dick Breaker: and why didnt my reprogrammed robot come with us
- 12:06 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aight I grab the flashbangs and go back to score a second pistol off a dead security guard
- 12:07 AM - Dick Breaker: I grab the baton and go back to do the same
- 12:07 AM - Dick Breaker: then run the fuck to the shuttle
- 12:09 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: You start sprinting down the hallway
- 12:12 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: Ryan
- 12:12 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: serious question
- 12:12 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Mhm
- 12:12 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: how high are you right now
- 12:12 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Not at all
- 12:12 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well your response time says otherwise
- 12:12 AM - MeltingData: this isnt even his final form
- 12:13 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: I was waiting for you guys to do something
- 12:13 AM - Dick Breaker: uh
- 12:13 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: You get there, doors locked, no one is there
- 12:13 AM - Dick Breaker: we were going to the shuttle
- 12:13 AM - George Melons: i'm actually on xanax right now
- 12:13 AM - Dick Breaker: I explicitly opened the doors tho
- 12:13 AM - George Melons: though I kinda fell asleep
- 12:14 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: I mean, doors there, besides yours are locked
- 12:14 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: No one else is there
- 12:15 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: can I scan for hidden movement
- 12:15 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Go right ahead
- 12:15 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: god
- 12:15 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: FUCKING
- 12:16 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: dammit :v
- 12:16 AM - Dick Breaker: fuck it
- 12:16 AM - Dick Breaker: ok so
- 12:16 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: You spawn a team of security guards!
- 12:16 AM - Dick Breaker: the doors to the shuttle that I opened are not open?
- 12:16 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: hash
- 12:16 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: tag
- 12:16 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yolo
- 12:16 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: No, the other doors, besides yours, are locked
- 12:16 AM - Dick Breaker: ah
- 12:16 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: The shuttle arrives in 10 minutes
- 12:16 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: ah fuck
- 12:16 AM - Dick Breaker: ahh
- 12:17 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: forgot about this
- 12:17 AM - Dick Breaker: welp
- 12:17 AM - Dick Breaker: get me and Cool in the room where the shuttle docks
- 12:17 AM - Dick Breaker: and close the doors
- 12:17 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah let's barricade ourselves
- 12:17 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I toss a flashbang at the security dudes and hightail it with Dick to the shuttle docking bay or whatever
- 12:18 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: flashbang roll passed like a fukken champ also laser feelings
- 12:18 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Question then?
- 12:18 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: hm
- 12:19 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: can I save my question (that isn't a question)
- 12:19 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Nope
- 12:19 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: in this case: is anything gonna be on the shuttle?
- 12:20 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Nope, its automated
- 12:20 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: aight awesome
- 12:21 AM - Dick Breaker: well then, guards flashbanged, me and Cool are in the shuttle hangar
- 12:21 AM - Dick Breaker: seal door while guards are blinded
- 12:21 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Lasers
- 12:21 AM - Dick Breaker: 1 pass
- 12:21 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I stand by with another nade just in case
- 12:22 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: The door shuts, and locks
- 12:23 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: alright, is there anything we could use to block the door?
- 12:23 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Some chairs, a vending machine
- 12:24 AM - Dick Breaker: hello vending machine, my old friend
- 12:24 AM - Dick Breaker: is that door the only way in here?
- 12:24 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: mindful of what happened to Admiral Honk, I carefully approach the vending machine
- 12:24 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: pick it up with my cyborg strength and use it to block the door
- 12:24 AM - Dick Breaker: I stay on alert, phaser at the ready
- 12:24 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and I failed
- 12:24 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: fucking
- 12:24 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Door is the only way in
- 12:25 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: You drop the vending machine, breaking it
- 12:25 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: eh
- 12:25 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I pick it up again
- 12:25 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: and try to do it again :v
- 12:25 AM - George Melons: was there at least something tasty inside
- 12:25 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: FUCK
- 12:25 AM - Dick Breaker: it wont be dispensing drinks but it will serve its purpose
- 12:25 AM - Dick Breaker: or not
- 12:26 AM - George Melons: >it tips over, trapping you
- 12:26 AM - George Melons: vending machines actually cause quite a few deaths
- 12:26 AM - Dick Breaker: just push it off with cyborg strength
- 12:26 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah
- 12:27 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: You drop it, and it shatters
- 12:27 AM - Dick Breaker: he is a cybord he is immune to vending machine succubi and their charms
- 12:27 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: did that actually happen, Ryan?
- 12:27 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: ah
- 12:27 AM - Dick Breaker: Block door with chairs
- 12:27 AM - Dick Breaker: they should be light enough to not warrant a roll
- 12:28 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah let's do this
- 12:28 AM - Dick Breaker: just a big fucking pile of chairs
- 12:28 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: The door is blocked
- 12:28 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I think I remember this from Max Payne 2
- 12:28 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: it worked there
- 12:28 AM - MeltingData: no it didnt
- 12:28 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: shut up
- 12:28 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: :v
- 12:29 AM - Dick Breaker: door is locked either way
- 12:29 AM - Dick Breaker: this is just extra security
- 12:29 AM - Dick Breaker: and now, after grabbing a drink from the shattered vending machine, I wait for the shuttle, phaser at the ready for any shenanigans
- 12:30 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Nothing happens
- 12:30 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: You get on the shuttle, blocking literally every exit, and zoom away
- 12:30 AM - Dick Breaker: nailed it
- 12:30 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: we're alive!
- 12:30 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: well, 2/3
- 12:30 AM - Dick Breaker: Highfive my robro
- 12:30 AM - Dick Breaker: 2/3 aint bad
- 12:31 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: "HIGH FIVE."
- 12:31 AM - Dick Breaker: I recriprocate said action
- 12:31 AM - Dick Breaker: ie returnfive
- 12:32 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: so, that's it, eh?
- 12:32 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: You just killed hundreds of people
- 12:32 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Yep
- 12:32 AM - Dick Breaker: we won
- 12:32 AM - Dick Breaker: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
- 12:32 AM - MeltingData: welp :v
- 12:32 AM - Dick Breaker: in memory of bruce 2014-2014
- 12:32 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: Never doing a one shot again, you murdered my space mystery ono
- 12:33 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: they were controlled by brain worms, fuck 'em
- 12:33 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: also what was the mystery
- 12:33 AM - MeltingData: i blame drunk ciaster
- 12:33 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: you can tell us now
- 12:33 AM - Dick Breaker: I think the real mystery is how you thought we would follow along with it
- 12:33 AM - MeltingData: he shot everyone we tried to talk to
- 12:33 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: I'm not drunk, dammit
- 12:33 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: also ^
- 12:33 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: also I did that 'cause I thought it'd be hilarious
- 12:33 AM - MeltingData: it was
- 12:33 AM - Dick Breaker: consider this repayment for Celestine being a stupid twat
- 12:33 AM - MeltingData: dayum slow burrrrnnnn
- 12:35 AM - Dick Breaker: c:
- 12:35 AM - Dick Breaker: well in any event
- 12:35 AM - Dick Breaker: this was fun
- 12:35 AM - Dick Breaker: I enjoyed this
- 12:35 AM - Dick Breaker: oneshots are nice
- 12:35 AM - MeltingData: yeah, was pretty fun
- 12:35 AM - Admiral of the Fleet: You were supposed to track down the source of the worms (the miners)
- 12:35 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: wait
- 12:35 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: what miners?
- 12:35 AM - Dick Breaker: the robot dude mentioned them
- 12:36 AM - MeltingData: aight well in any case
- 12:36 AM - MeltingData: ima go to bed
- 12:36 AM - Dick Breaker: something in passing like, "first the miners now this"
- 12:36 AM - MeltingData: i dont sleep enough :v
- 12:36 AM - MeltingData left chat.
- 12:36 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: yeah I'm off too, it's almost 7 AM! damn
- 12:36 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: see y'all
- 12:36 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001: was fun
- 12:36 AM - Dick Breaker: later
- 12:36 AM - Dick Breaker: good work robro
- 12:36 AM - C00LM3IST3R-001 disconnected.
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