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On Baphomet. . .<3

Nov 27th, 2020 (edited)
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  1. I not sure if Baphomet was twisted in itself, as allegedly it is a simple alchemy depiction. But I guess in regards to the satanic / etc depictions; the following goes.
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  3. "Goats are the sweetest little children... no wonder these fukkwads twisted them into their evil lies.
  4. Baphomet is a horney old geezer that can't tie its own shoelaces and constantly finds a way to land on an unsuspecting waitresses lap (usually after tripping on its aforementioned laces)
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  6. If you pick a daisy and ask the Gods who loves you the old geezer will appear instantly. This is because it confiscated all the daisy seeds from all the earthbound little girls in a fiendish Freemasonic plot to get on the boat of the great Daisy Day to the land of the Baphomet prince where nothing is real and dreams are a bass relief of a forgotten land.
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  8. There you will never need a boat again for no water exists. The daisys will never become a problem and the goats can not be found.
  9. That is why i am going to kill that horney bushwakker prick.
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  11. Prolly later tonight after pie.
  12. Thanks for reminding me.
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  14. Happy Thanksgiving!
  15. Love and huggs."
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