Welcome to the Multiverse

Welcome to the multiverse
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got billions of worlds here
Some better, some worse
If none of them can interest you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the multiverse
Come and step right through
Would you like to meet a pumpkin
Or a hungry pile of goo
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just find a world you'd like and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the multiverse
What would you prefer
Would you like to fight a drider
Or a worm that's gone berserk
You're heroes
You're hated
You're lighter than air
If you don't like it find a new world elsewhere

Welcome to the multiverse
Put your cares aside
Here's a world of giant insects
Here's an eight-year-old who died
We got yetis, and clerics, and mimics galore
And a bunch of awful monsters
That are really the hideously decayed remains of long dead gods
Welcome to the multiverse!

Hold on to your socks
'Cause this mirror is accentuating each one of your flaws
Your reflection is off-putting
It's just changed some more
Don't act surprised, you were explicitly warned

See a giant dragon
Lure it to a nest of drow
Fight a fairy queen's familiar
Heal a mati-kin somehow

Dodge a laser, start a blaze
Or find a way to use a phaser
Or get trapped inside a maze
Or poach some strays or get a raise (yeah right)

And here's a kindly sealskin tailor
You should kill the gods
Here's a world of vastest riches
Here's a duck that's rather odd

Do you stand with ice or fire?
Come and join the war
The Tendrils of the End has come
To fill your lungs with spores

Could I interest you in everywhere
All of the time?
A little bit of everywhere
All of the time
Travel is a luxury and boredom is a crime
Anywhere and everywhere
All of the time

Could I interest you in everywhere
All of the time?
A little bit of everywhere
All of the time
Travel is a luxury and boredom is a crime
Anywhere and everywhere
All of the time