I'm breathless, but my legs won't stop moving, thankfully. If they did, it'd be my end. I'm getting closer to Celadon Mall. I rush into the door, and decide to take off the motorbike helmet and tuxedo that I just bought, and swiftly suit up into my overcoat as well as a cowboy hat, which are both just as new. I calmly exit the building, and head towards Cycling road. The pursuer who was in the distance, is now right on my tail. He's carrying a large weapon. He didn't think twice about my disguise, ran past the mall completely, and is running straight in my direction.

Startled, I get back to running, towards cycling path. There's a freaking Snorlax. Quick to find a solution, I immediately order my shiny Alakazam that I bought to teleport me out of there, anywhere.

It seems I'm in Cerulean City. This must've been where I last healed. I head over to the Bike shop. The cashier laughs at me telling me I can't afford a bike because it costs a million and no one can afford one. I'm not exactly sure what his idea of business is. Anyways, I reach for a few leftover bills in my pocket and drop it on the counter. "Keep the change." I grab a random bike and take off. As I thought, I see some shady guys around the Pokemon Center, probably looking for me. How are they tracking me?

It's not the police. It isn't Team Rocket. I don't know what they're after specifically, but they're chasing me. And they're good at it.

I ride quietly along the fence, to the south exit of the town. There's a freaking tree. No choice, I'll get spotted soon anyway. I send out my new shiny Bellossom, and cut the tree down. A large thump echoes, as I sprint down Route 5, with them quickly following. I enter the underground path that leads to vermillion and bike down the stairway.

I'm remembering Professor Oak's words; "There's a time and place for everything". But now's not the time for that!

I quickly look back to evaluate the distance between me and my chasers. Nobody there. Phew, It seems I opened a gap. Actually, that sounds odd. There's no way. In fact. They're probably waiting for me outside on the other end. I stop and think for a second. I'm screwed if I exit either end, and Alakazam can't use teleport indoors.

Actually, there might be one more way. I put on the wizard hat and cape that I got from the gift shop earlier, and begin to chant:

"O please hear out my prayer,
Great Deity of Random Number,
Two minutes I'm willing to wait,
But help me before it's too late.

Bringer of crit, miss and flinch
I'm not one favored by your luck
But this time, I'm really in a pinch
Just this once, let me be unstuck!"


I hold my breath, and stop moving completely.

It's just a matter of time until they decide to come inside and ambush me. But stallers always win.

I hear them entering the tunnel. If I move, my spell wears off. Hope is all I got left. The RNG will not let me down this time. I'm calling it.
They're dashing towards me, full speed. Getting close. Finally, one bodyslams, onto the ground, just as I vanish.

I'm in Pallet town... Surrounded by armed men. They saw it coming.
"It's over", I think, just as I am smitten by a golden hammer.

I wake up in a cell. I see a guard, so I ask him why I've been brought here. He says he'll take me to someone in charge.
He lets me out, and leads me to the office around the corner. There's a man in a spinny chair, and a squirtle sitting beside him. He stares me down without a word.
I tell him about my situation and request to be released.
"I found $100,000,000 in a mystery box today. Did you want it back? I'm sorry, but I spent most of it already. Some guy offered me lots of reward points in exchange-"

He interrupts me there, sighs, and quotes some law article, and how I just violated it.
"Appeal Denied. You're permanently banned from going outside."

The office door closes shut, as I'm led back to my cell.
He sounded like a charming doctor, but I really dislike his diagnosis.
Stay here forever? No way. I look around along the way and spot an emergency fire exit. Within seconds, I punch the guard, run to the door, teleport.

Ban evasion successful!
I have nothing else left, though. No money, no clothes, no boxed pokemon. They confiscated it all.
But there's one guy who can help me. An old crazy man with memory deficiency. For this, I need to part with my party. I need to start over new.

I head back to Pallet town, and release my friends. I step into the tall grass, and get called out by Professor Oak, who tells me the tall grass is dangerous without  pokemon. I enter his lab, and introduce myself under a random made-up-on-the-spot-name, 'Eggplant'. He has no idea who I am anymore. He gives me a squirtle, ironically, and sends me off on a journey to complete his pokedex.