Indelicate Forceful Handhold

The great youko Indelicate Forceful Handhold leapt from tree to tree. She was silent as she tracked her prey. This human reeked of purity, and her belly burned in a way no tofu could satiate. The human who had been idly walking the forest path suddenly turned in her direction, taking the Stance of the Reciprocating Fox while giving a bellow of challenge!

Handhold's tails shivered with excitement. Though he didn't look very challenging there was no way he could penetrate so far into the Land of the Four Fiends without fantastic skill and power.

The highly trained warrior had been certain her 'sound displacing fluff' technique was infallible. How had he heard her or sensed her carefully hidden mana? No matter, now was the time for action. She leapt from tree to tree and flipped forward before the human, landing so lightly as to not make a sound. She was mirroring his Stance of the Reciprocating Fox half a second after landing.

She introduced herself as was traditional before the everpresent duels common to her native Land of Four Fiends.

"The path of Indelicate Forceful Handhold is not to be tread lightly. All who tread it surrender their essence no matter what they wish." said the Youko, proud of her excellent delivery. This was actually the first unclaimed human she'd ever seen, but first impressions were important. She could tell he was a foreigner and readied herself for his clever foreign devil tricks with keen anticipation. Everyone knew foreign devils were notorious perverts.

"This snake is dangerous Miss Bad Handjob. Not moving or stepping on it will save you from...destroying disdain...destroying small pieces of bamboo... doom." said the foreign devil, still holding the Reciprocating Fox Stance. His accent was difficult to understand and interspersed with some muttered foreign devil speech.

None of this was going as well as she'd expected her first encounter with an unclaimed human to go. Did he just call her "Miss Bad Handjob"? She'd never given a handjob, but damned if she'd let some foreign devil insult her hypothetical ability to jack him off! He'll be begging to call me Delicate Godlike Hands in the next five minutes, she thought to herself with ire, I will make him change his name from Dangerous Snake to Step On Me Mistress! Normally, she would have been correct. At that moment, however, the literal extremely dangerous snake on the ground chose to sink its venomous fangs deeply into Indelicate Forceful Handhold's leg.