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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #703
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- Hmm /HHG/ Been ded for a few days eh?
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- >what constant shtposting, avatarfging, politishling and discordfgotry does to a general
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- Fair. Anyways, since I like keeping things alive than they should be, writing prompt time.
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- Christ I think I had a stroke.
- Since I like things alive longer than they should be*
- Writing prompt time. Gimmie prompts you fggots and I'll inject the thread with life juice.
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- Something with wrath. Neon 80s miami gangster aesthetic is pretty hard to beat.
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- Wrath as in the ring right?
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- yeah, the ring with the ocean
- and presumably beach
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- I shall commence the writing of the prompt in around half a hour.
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- Holy fking sht I Just got hit with a train of exhaustion, if I continued writing I would pass out, so I'll do it tomorrow midday since I have the day off.
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- Cool. Get some rest.
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- >The wrath ring
- >Beach
- It's just D-Day/ Okinawa over and over again. With wrathful Veteran demons just slaughtering each other
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- >But they just regenerate a little while later
- >"I'll get you next week Hanz ya flaccid little kraut bastard!"
- >"Ve'll see about zat John you bourbon-soaked yankee moron!"
- >"Eat my ass you weisswurst-stuffed fggot!"
- >"Not until I finish vith your mother you corn-fed swine!"
- >Repeat ad nauseum for millenia until Abaddon The Destroyer finally emerges from the abyss and unmakes all of existence
- >They don't even see him coming because they're too busy trying to throttle each other with their own dogtags
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- How the fk is abaddon going to get out of the abyss if he has no arms?
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- because the US military decided to [redacted]
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- but he's 'armless anon
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- >Plot twist
- >He recruits Angel Dust to be his herald
- >With all those extra arms, he becomes unstoppable
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- >angel gets in a poker game with m*mmon
- >pulls out his 4 of a kind aces
- >m*mmon has a royal flush
- how fked is angel?
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- For losing the game or for cheating?
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- yes
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- Well, on his back for starters. Then dogystyle, then regular and reverse cowboy...
- After that it's going to start getting weird.
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- >hey, why are you enjoying this, isn't this supposed to be punishment
- >meanwhile Angel is having the best sx in his life/afterlife
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- >Afterwards Angel develops an extremely specific ftish for losing at poker
- >Deliberately plays shttily with Husk
- >Husk is loving the extra cash but can't figure out where those white spots on the underside of his card table keep coming from
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- >eventually devolves into prn plot tier "well, I don't have the cash on hand but can we work something else out" scenarios
- >husk's clueless
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- >Husk is actually pretty generous about the time frame for paying him back
- >He enjoys the game in itself enough that actually winning is just a bonus
- >Plus, being falling-down drunk makes it hard to buck up the motivation to shake someone down for that scratch they owe you
- >[Angel's sxual frustration I N T E N S I F I E S]
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- >eventually becomes so desperate he explains what he's been trying to do
- >Husk plays on this to get sht he wants done instead of having sx
- >only gets worse for Angel
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- >Angel getting Husk's dry cleaning with a massive eection
- >Angel cleaning the ice machine with a massive eection
- >Angel making the syrups and garnishes for the bar with a massive eection
- >Angel keeping Niffty out of Husk's hair with a massive eection
- >Really Angel, if you're going to keep that tent pitched this long you ought to just rent a cabin
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