Kirk fights imps

<Jaczac> ===START===
<Kirk_Stevens> I see the imps and remember that they tried to murder me last time
<Jaczac> You find the trio of imps sitting underneath a flower.
<Jaczac> One is asleep, the other two aren't facing you.
<Kirk_Stevens> I decide to try to hide
<Kirk_Stevens> b/cause I dont want to get murdered
<Jaczac> Ok you hide.
<Kirk_Stevens> no roll?
<Jaczac> From nobody.
<Jaczac> Nobody is looking for you
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Kirk_Stevens> i decaptchalogue the flower power skateboard and fire it at one of the awake imps
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<Jaczac> wait what?
<Jaczac> Fire it?
<Kirk_Stevens> with mindknind
<Kirk_Stevens> sorry
<Jaczac> ah
<Jaczac> .roll dex
<Kirk_Stevens> isnt mindkind int
<Jaczac> i dunno
<Jaczac> sure roll int
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d20 + 3
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20 + 3 [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
<Jaczac> you hit Awake imp 1
<Jaczac> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
<Jaczac> The other imp awakens.
<Jaczac> You deal...
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d4 + 3
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d4 + 3 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
<Kirk_Stevens> i forgot that it doesnt like spaces
<Kirk_Stevens> so that should be 7
<Jaczac> k
<Jaczac> You appear to have crushed it's collar bone, and it is extremely angry and/or in pain.
<Jaczac> roll 3#1d20-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 3#1d20-1 [ 1d20=5 ]{4}, [ 1d20=2 ]{1}, [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
<Jaczac> wow thats some shitty initiative
<Kirk_Stevens> is iniative dex
<Jaczac> ok so the once-sleeping imp attacks
<Jaczac> yo udont roll it, you attacked from hiding
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Jaczac> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
<Jaczac> Sleepy-imp misses his claws.
<Jaczac> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
<Jaczac> ((ac?))
<Kirk_Stevens> 13
<Jaczac> The injured imp stands and attacks sucessfully.
<Jaczac> roll 1d4-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d4-1 [ 1d4=1 ]{0}
<Jaczac> and does 1 damage.
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Jaczac> next imp attacks depite almost falling on his face.
<Jaczac> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
<Jaczac> and misses miserably.
<Jaczac> Your turn.
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Kirk_Stevens> i mindkind the first imp with the flower power skateboard again, seeing as it's already out there
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d20 + 3
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20 + 3 [ 1d20=10 ]{10}
<Jaczac> You smack it in the head and it deflates and dies, leaving behind a modest pile of grist.
<Jaczac> ((1 hp))
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Jaczac> roll 1d10+10 t1 grist
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d10+10 t1 grist [ 1d10=10 ]{20}
<Jaczac> roll 2d8 build
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 2d8 build [ 2d8=5 ]{5}
<Jaczac> It's friends attack.
<Jaczac> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
<Jaczac> The once-sleepy imp attacks
<Jaczac> roll 1d4-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d4-1 [ 1d4=4 ]{3}
<Jaczac> and does 3 damage.
<Jaczac> It's friend continues the assault.
<Jaczac> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
<Jaczac> You manage to block it with your skateboard.
<Jaczac> Your turn.
<Kirk_Stevens> i am somewhat injured at this point
<Kirk_Stevens> 8/16
<Kirk_Stevens> so i start getting fed up with the imps
<Jaczac> You've only taken 4 damage yes?
<Kirk_Stevens> now i think i did 8
<Kirk_Stevens>  1 then 4 then 3
<Kirk_Stevens> took8
<Jaczac> no
<Kirk_Stevens> *
<Jaczac> that 4 was a to hit
<Jaczac> imps cant do 4 damage
<Kirk_Stevens> so it was
<Kirk_Stevens> still im getting kind of mad
<Jaczac> hehe
<Jaczac> Yes.
<Kirk_Stevens> so i ask/tell them to stop
<Kirk_Stevens> and accidentally use the beastcontrol power i got when i respecced as a shitblood
<Kirk_Stevens> b/cause i didnt have it before
<Jaczac> They are not beasts unfortunately.
<Kirk_Stevens> "Beastcontrol can be used to take over all animals, and enemies that drop grist. "
<Jaczac> huh
<Jaczac> so it is.
<Kirk_Stevens> yeah
<Jaczac> alright go ahead and roll
<Kirk_Stevens> b/cause tavros did that
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d20+8
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20+8 [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
<Kirk_Stevens> yessssssss
<Jaczac> You control the everloving fuck out of them.
<Jaczac> Duration doubled.
<Jaczac> Well whatchu wanna do
<Kirk_Stevens> i am surprised with my newfound control
<Kirk_Stevens> so nothing with him right away
<Jaczac> Cool.
<Jaczac> end?
<Kirk_Stevens> instead i just use my minor to mindkind the other one
<Jaczac> Cool.
<Kirk_Stevens> duration should be 6 btdubs
<Kirk_Stevens> 3*2
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d20
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=2 ]{2}
<Jaczac> you miss, pretty badly.
<Jaczac> Your skateboard stays intact though.
<Kirk_Stevens> yay
<Jaczac> Also the combat has sobered you up a bit.
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Kirk_Stevens> i was planning on that anyway
<Jaczac> The imp attacks, outraged that you are controlling his friend.
<Jaczac> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
<Jaczac> roll 2d4-1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 2d4-1 [ 2d4=8 ]{7}
<Jaczac> ouch
<Jaczac> thats a fuckton of damage.
<Kirk_Stevens> noooo
<Kirk_Stevens> im only at 5 now
<Jaczac> yep
<Jaczac> your turn
<Jaczac> and your imps turn
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Kirk_Stevens> I'm all like
<Kirk_Stevens> shit that really hurt
<Kirk_Stevens> and accidentally discover another power i got from magically becoming a troll
<Jaczac> shh
<Kirk_Stevens> i.e. the heal cantrip
<Jaczac> just normal psionic powers nerd
<Kirk_Stevens> i didnt have them before
<Kirk_Stevens> this makes no sense to me
<Kirk_Stevens> anyway
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d4 for heal
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d4 for heal [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
<Jaczac> you heal 2 damage
<Jaczac> your controlled imp has his turn
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Kirk_Stevens> i get him to attack the other imp
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d20-1
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
<Jaczac> He hits, barely.
<Kirk_Stevens> is he a knife imp
<Kirk_Stevens> or just normal 1d4 imp
<Jaczac> normal imp
<Jaczac> 1d4-1
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d4-1
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d4-1 [ 1d4=3 ]{2}
<Jaczac> You deal 2 damage.
<Kirk_Stevens> also i never use my minor
<Kirk_Stevens> so im gonna try to mindkind that imp
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d20
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
<Jaczac> cool
<Kirk_Stevens> roll 1d4
<`DICE> Kirk_Stevens rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
<Jaczac> You hit him with your skateboard.
<Jaczac> It hits him in the stomach and he falls over, dropping girst
<Jaczac> roll 1d10+10 t1
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 1d10+10 t1 [ 1d10=1 ]{11}
<Jaczac> roll 2d8 build
<`DICE> Jaczac rolled 2d8 build [ 2d8=10 ]{10}
<Kirk_Stevens> okay
<Kirk_Stevens> i guess its my turn again kind of?
<Kirk_Stevens> b/cause im still controlling the imp?
<Jaczac> yeah
<Jaczac> i mean what do you want to do with him
<Kirk_Stevens> Iunno
<Kirk_Stevens> I guess I have to kill him
<Kirk_Stevens> but it doesn't seem right
<Kirk_Stevens> seeing as he's already subdued
<Kirk_Stevens> I use my last 3 PP to talk to him
<Kirk_Stevens> with Beast Tongu
<Kirk_Stevens> tongue
<Jaczac> k
<Kirk_Stevens> I ask him if I let him go if he will leave me alone
<Jaczac> He says yes.
<Kirk_Stevens> okay then
<Kirk_Stevens> I let my beastcontrol end (i assume i can just do that)
<Jaczac> Yes.
<Kirk_Stevens> and let him on his way
<Jaczac> He stumbles away in a daze.
<Kirk_Stevens> yay
<Kirk_Stevens> i win
<Jaczac> ==END==