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  1. lovinggoat975: How horrible. Why are they doing that?
  2. superglassesexprt: * A Monster does as their soul tells them to.
  3. Coldsoul: * T-they wanted to k-kill me. (She whispers something about herself being stabbed with it.)
  4. wanderandward: -Well to be blunt Bel is a sadist and a killer. Winter got lucky it seems.-
  5. Frisk: * Why do they even want to kill you?
  6. ugcourier: * ... Definitely going to be on the lookout for this monster then...
  7. AskDogi *The Dogi are here! They're a bit late.
  8. ugcourier: * Hey there you two...
  9. superglassesexprt: * Hello there.
  10. wanderandward: -They need to eat souls to live.-
  11. valeriejumper waves at the Dogi
  12. AskDogi: (Hey, Courier!)
  13. wanderandward: -Hey there 'Amy and 'Ressa.-
  14. Frisk: * Howdy.
  15. Coldsoul: * H-hi Ressa, uh... Amy? (She waves using her not injured hand.)
  16. AskDogi: Hi, new smell! Hi, Wander!
  17. AskDogi: Wait, are you a new smell..?
  18. superglassesexprt: * Me.
  19. valeriejumper points to her self if the dogi are referring to her
  20. AskDogi: No, the person who waved at us, they smell...green?
  21. AskDogi *Ressa immediately goes over to Winter.
  22. AskDogi: (What happened?)
  23. wanderandward: -She was here last time. Might not be used to her yet.-
  24. AskDogi: Maybe not...Then again, we were distracted last time, I think
  25. valeriejumper: *Most likely i was here last time
  26. Coldsoul: * (She immediately tries to hide her shoulder that was covered with her scarf. It's a little red.) Just t-talked about it...
  27. ugcourier: * I pretty much missed last week myself, so...
  28. wanderandward: -Heh...heheh. Sorry about your tails again.-
  29. AskDogi: (I don't..We weren't here for most of it, but I did catch that someone tried to kill you.)
  30. AskDogi: (...I'll make them suffer. I smell the blood they spilled.)
  31. Coldsoul: * R-right... uh. That 'Beliad' person stabbed me with scissors.
  32. ugcourier: * ... A yang to the yin... doesn't sound like the wisest thing to do...
  33. AskDogi: (Who? I don't think I've had the displeasure of meeting them.)
  34. AskDogi: ...nah.
  35. AskDogi: Every yin needs its' yang, though.
  36. Frisk: * You know, karma might bounce back on Beliad.
  37. valeriejumper hides under her hoodie at the ying yang comment
  38. Coldsoul: * Catlike p-person, but unlike C-Courier. More humanlike. (She grabs her shoulder and hisses.)
  39. ugcourier: * More human-like...?
  40. Streamerlovinggoat975: Like the girl from that cartoon Alphys watches, right?
  41. ugcourier: * ... If Boony's our last hope, we're doo- ... hang on
  42. AskDogi: (..huh. Like a nekomimi.)
  43. AskDogi: (Right..Is that the same wound as last time? I remember Red tried to heal you..)
  44. wanderandward: -As in only fur on the ears n tail.-
  45. ugcourier: * ... Would a flute really bring the spirits to Boon's side?
  46. AskDogi: Well, they are affected by emotions...and music certainly can contain strong positive emotions.
  47. Coldsoul: * Didn't get a good look. And n-not, they let me go after they got me in the shoulder...
  48. ugcourier: * Well that didn't go quite as planned...
  49. AskDogi: ..he's like the pied piper.
  50. AskDogi: Well, this isn't gonna be fun for him.
  51. ugcourier: * If the mice were ten times as deadly...
  52. AskDogi: And if they could posses giant battlesuits.
  53. ugcourier: * ... And just like that, the entire camp
  54. ugcourier: * Is just... like that... HOW???
  55. AskDogi: he must have some crazy luck.
  56. superglassesexprt: * Bardic magic.
  57. ugcourier: * Appears so... fate must favor him quite a bit
  58. AskDogi: yeah. Kinda wondering if he's going to kill Vaatu by tripping over a rock or something..
  59. AskDogi: (...Any idea why they'd hurt you? If you don't know, I'll get it out of them.)
  60. wanderandward: -Already covered 'ressa. They're sadistic. Enjoy hurting people.-
  61. AskDogi: (.....)
  62. AskDogi: Damn, that's some magic!
  63. AskDogi: and the planets align....
  64. wanderandward: -To be fair, they kill to live. but yeah still a bastard.-
  65. valeriejumper: *Whoa...
  66. AskDogi: .....whoa.
  67. AskDogi: (...what...? What is that?)
  68. superglassesexprt: * A being.
  69. superglassesexprt: * Not the most impressive Eye have seen.
  70. AskDogi: (Well, I certainly get the spirit of the show, now...)
  71. Coldsoul: * (She tightens her wrappings even more.) I didn't wanna fight back...
  72. valeriejumper: *Dark Avatar?
  73. AskDogi: (Well, I could come with you, if you want. Both of us could, and we'll fight for you. We have AXES.)
  74. AskDogi: Seems to be....
  75. AskDogi: Oh, hey, she can use her bending!
  76. superglassesexprt: * Axes are cool.
  77. AskDogi: (I know, right? We have to work out pretty much every day, though, since they're extremely heavy..)
  78. Coldsoul: * The thing is I c-can't fight. W-wait a minute, axes? (She keeps tightening the thing.)
  79. Frisk snaps back awake.
  80. AskDogi: We'd say how heavy but..uhm. You probably wouldn't believe us-!!
  81. AskDogi *Amy lets out a little yipe at the giant spider.
  82. valeriejumper: *Morning Sleeping Frisky
  83. wanderandward: -Heh, yeah those two have giant axes. Greataxes or somesuch.-
  84. AskDogi: W-wouldn't want to meet that thing in a dark alley...
  85. AskDogi: (Yeah, we brought them, actually - you never know.)
  86. AskDogi *Ressa hefts her axe over her shoulder.
  87. superglassesexprt: * I'm a fan of hatchets myself. Easier to summon.
  88. AskDogi *It's as big as her head, if not bigger.
  89. Coldsoul: * O-oh, howdy Frisk... why d- (Winter shrinks beneath the axe.)
  90. AskDogi: No summon magic on ours yet, unfortunately...
  91. AskDogi *...Then she immediately puts it back down and lets out a little, sheepish huff.
  92. AskDogi: (Sorry, Winter..)
  93. Frisk: * I haven't been sleeping lately.
  94. wanderandward: -Easy kid, you know the dogs wont hurt ya.-
  95. superglassesexprt: * It's a simple spell, if you want I could teach you.
  96. AskDogi: That'd be great, yeah!
  97. Coldsoul: * I'm f-fine, just a little intimidated. (She takes her hand off her wound and sighs.)
  98. AskDogi: We probably won't use it that often, though..
  99. AskDogi: (..we have that effect sometimes. Hey, it's needed, though, since we're part of the Royal Guard.)
  100. AskDogi: is Doggo here?
  101. valeriejumper plays with with her fingers with sparks of lightning occasionally leaving them.
  102. wanderandward: -Hey, I've been wondering. What do I smell like to you two?-
  103. Doggo: ((Im just here to watch Korra then im gonna go, really tired))
  104. AskDogi: ((alright))
  105. wanderandward: -Goin Avatar on that spirit. nice.-
  106. valeriejumper: ((Kay))
  107. Coldsoul: * R-Royal Guard?! (She looks like she's worried...)
  108. AskDogi: ((any IC assumptions? asleep, not here, etc.))
  109. Doggo: ((Just not there))
  110. AskDogi: ((alright))
  111. AskDogi: Guess not....
  112. AskDogi: Oh, well.
  113. AskDogi: Oh, right, your scent.
  114. wanderandward: -Bah, he probably would've been grumpy anyways.-
  115. AskDogi *Amy and Ressa go over to Wander and start taking long sniffs of him.
  116. wanderandward: *the amalgam smells of damp earth and fresh water, with a hint of cinnamon.*
  117. AskDogi: Smells like..hmm. Smells nice, actually.
  118. Coldsoul: * (Winter starts to shake. Her HP is still really low.) Hnng.
  119. AskDogi: (Smells like fresh dirt and clear water and...cinnamon? There's a hint of something else, but it's...really faint and a smell I rarely ever smell.)
  120. AskDogi *Ressa takes out the ribbon again and ties it around her ear.
  121. AskDogi: (....want some healing, Winter?)
  122. Streamerlovinggoat975: Child, are you going to be alright? Would you like something to eat?
  123. wanderandward: -Heh thanks...um Winter? Hey, you okay?-
  124. Coldsoul: * I r-really don't wanna get attacked again. (She shakes her head.) N-no, I'm fine!
  125. AskDogi: (Even if you are a human, this is a neutral ground. And even outside of here, if we met you and our duties told us to kill you..)
  126. AskDogi: We might not anyway. You're just a kid, after all.
  127. AskDogi: Well, we wouldn't.
  128. AskDogi: Promise.
  129. AskDogi: (Is...is someone marking you with a wound for a reason? Are they threatening you?)
  130. AskDogi: (Are they going to do something worse if you heal?)
  131. AskDogi *Ressa starts to grip her axe more tightly, worried for Winter.
  132. Coldsoul: * ... (She doesn't want to speak.)
  133. wanderandward: -I doubt it, if Beliad doesn't finish someone off in a first encounter, they should be safe.-
  134. AskDogi: Aww...
  135. AskDogi: (Beliad hurt them before.)
  136. AskDogi: (They hurt her again.)
  137. AskDogi: (And I'm aware now that they're stopping her from speaking for whatever reason. I like Winter, she's kind and she DOESN'T deserve this.)
  138. Coldsoul: * (She nods her head in response.)
  139. AskDogi *Ressa starts to growl as she speaks, next.
  140. wanderandward: -No, she doesn't.-
  141. AskDogi: (That's ALL the reason I need to find her and STOP this from happening again.. By whatever means necessary.)
  142. AskDogi: ....Ressa...
  143. AskDogi: I'm with you.
  144. superglassesexprt: * If you plan on fighting a being like Beliad. Do not. Don't waste your lives.
  145. AskDogi *Amy cringes at the 'extraction', though.
  146. AskDogi: (...I feel like I've faced worse before...hmm. It's a vague deja-vu, though..)
  147. AskDogi: How would we be wasting our lives? How strong are they?
  148. superglassesexprt: * ...
  149. Coldsoul: * W-why are you being so n-nice to me?
  150. superglassesexprt: * Like a dream...?
  151. AskDogi: (Because it's important to give EVERYONE a chance. No matter who they are.)
  152. Streamerlovinggoat975: There are more ways to solve problems than attacking them.
  153. AskDogi: (No matter who someone is, there's a chance that they'll be peaceful and it's always worth it to take that chance.)
  154. wanderandward: -A noble ideal. One that I can get behind.-
  155. AskDogi: (I said by any means necessary, that doesn't mean attacking them.)
  156. AskDogi: (Talking to them, coming to an agreement, driving them off or appeasing them in some way. All options as well.)
  157. Streamerlovinggoat975: I would suggest reason, bargaining to start with.
  158. Streamerlovinggoat975: And if those fail, there's...less ideal ways to nonviolently solve a problem.
  159. wanderandward: -This isn't lookin too good.-
  160. Frisk: * That's a good idea. I'd go for tricking them.
  161. AskDogi: .....nah.
  162. AskDogi: (Hellooo, dark avatar.)
  163. Coldsoul: * (She tries to move her shoulder a little bit and hisses under her breath.) Ow...
  164. AskDogi: (!!!)
  165. AskDogi *Ressa moves to heal Winter on instinct, but stops herself jerkily.
  166. wanderandward: -Just sit back and relax kid. If you need anything, we'll get if for ya.-
  167. Frisk nods.
  168. valeriejumper: *Yesh... Hes pretty..
  169. AskDogi: (...Yeah.)
  170. AskDogi: (Don't strain yourself.)
  171. AskDogi: If that chance is wasted, though.. If all other options fail..
  172. AskDogi: Never hold back, not even for a second.
  173. Coldsoul: * I-I'll be fine. (She wipes a stray tear off with her okay hand; it hurt.)
  174. AskDogi *Ressa sniffs a few times and scrunches her face up.
  175. AskDogi: (Smells like a half-truth.)
  176. Coldsoul: * ...you g-got me.
  177. AskDogi: (It's clear you're in pain.. just.. Let me heal you if you'd be comfortable with it, alright? Just to confirm, but if Beliad said they'd do something worse to you or..kill you..if they saw you healed again..)
  178. AskDogi: (...just nod your head, okay? You don't have to say anything.)
  179. Coldsoul: * (She nods her head but stays quiet at the healing part.) I'm just n-not used to healing m-magic.
  180. AskDogi: (...alright. The natural route it is, then. Amy could probably take some of the pain away without affecting the wound, but..)
  181. AskDogi: It'd be black magic. Ressa and Dogga don't like it very much.
  182. Coldsoul: * No t-thanks.
  183. AskDogi: Alright.
  184. wanderandward: -Not comfortable with the idea of using black magic on the kid meself.-
  185. AskDogi *Amy and Ressa go to sit down on the couch.
  186. Frisk: * Yeah.
  187. AskDogi: It wouldn't do any harm to her.
  188. AskDogi: Literally all i'd be doing is using the aspect of black magic that concerns Empathy, taking her pain unto myself.
  189. wanderandward: -Probably, just feels iffy to me is all.-
  190. AskDogi: (...It's a dumb risk.)
  191. Coldsoul: * C-can I not have... uh anyone e-else get hurt?
  192. AskDogi: (....)
  193. AskDogi: Of course.
  194. AskDogi: ...trippy....
  195. wanderandward: -OOh, that looked spiffy heh.-
  196. AskDogi: (What's happening...?)
  197. superglassesexprt: * Giant woman.
  198. AskDogi: All I wanna do...
  199. AskDogi: (Is see you turn into...)
  200. wanderandward: -I think she just got went light spirit.-
  201. ugcourier: * Seems like the playing fields have evened out once more...
  202. AskDogi: Yeah.
  203. superglassesexprt: * This anime is great.
  204. AskDogi: BAM!!
  205. wanderandward: -Maybe not so even.-
  206. Coldsoul: * (She takes two, blue paper stars out of her pocket and hands them to Amy and Ressa.) Thanks, though...
  207. valeriejumper: ((My interwebs died wut did i miss
  208. AskDogi *Ressa takes them, handling them as if they're as fragile as glass, and puts one in her pocket, handing the other to amy.
  209. AskDogi: (....darkest hour.)
  210. wanderandward: ((Korra just went light spirit and theyre throwin down deity style.))
  211. ugcourier: * Always darkest before the light...
  212. Frisk: * Daaamn!
  213. AskDogi: yeah.
  214. AskDogi: (Go, twins!!)
  215. AskDogi *Amy giggles.
  216. AskDogi: And then the mood whiplash....
  217. Coldsoul: * Hehe! Gotta have some funny moments in the apocolypse.
  218. ugcourier: * ... What the hell is...?
  219. AskDogi: (..yeah, doesn't have to be all gloom and doom.)
  220. valeriejumper: ((PLOT TWIST GENORAS THE AVATAR))
  221. valeriejumper: ((Im guessin =P))
  222. AskDogi: ((Plot twist Genora's raava))
  223. valeriejumper: ((Cuz that looks pretty avatar-y to me =P))
  224. AskDogi: Raava's back!?
  225. AskDogi: (In another 10,000 years, maybe.)
  226. wanderandward: -I dunno, if the dark spirit is dead wouldnt that upset the balance?-
  227. AskDogi: A fragment will survive, I think, and it'll take that long for them to reach full power again.
  228. AskDogi: I think...?
  229. ugcourier: * It's as they said, can't have one without the other
  230. AskDogi *Amy and Ressa hug each other.
  231. valeriejumper: *...
  232. AskDogi: (That would've made one hell of a lightshow for a metal concert, though..)
  233. Coldsoul: * (She sighs. She's definitely calm now, and she takes out a few strips of blue paper.)
  234. wanderandward: -Hah, definitely.-
  235. AskDogi: .....
  236. wanderandward: -Guess you must have to screw up pretty bad when your kids dont care about your death.-
  237. ugcourier: * ... Oddly specific with that...
  238. AskDogi: .....yeah.
  239. wanderandward: -Feelin better, kid?-
  240. ugcourier: * So... would that mean...?
  241. Coldsoul: * (She slowly folds them into the same, blue paper stars.)
  242. wanderandward: -Sounds like spirits and mortals get to mingle for awhile.-
  243. AskDogi: (....I can only hope that monsters and humans can have the same peace..)
  244. AskDogi: I ship it.
  245. valeriejumper: *So they love each other but dont want to date?
  246. AskDogi: (It's a platonic love.)
  247. valeriejumper: *Anime logic.
  248. AskDogi: Just because you love someone with all your heart..it doesn't mean that love is romantic, or worse.
  249. AskDogi: (That's it, huh...?)
  250. valeriejumper: *Mmm fair enough
  251. valeriejumper: *Its done?
  252. ugcourier: * So... what did I miss last week in terms of the next show?
  253. wanderandward: *Whispers to 'Ressa while pointing at Winter* -psst, 'Ressa. I taught her how to make those heheh.-
  254. AskDogi *Ressa whispers back to Wander/Ward.
  255. Coldsoul: * Kinda want some p-peace on the surface if whatever... the 'Barrier' is is broken.
  256. wanderandward: -Um you missed some major stuff Courier.-
  257. ugcourier: * Cause I get the feeling I missed... quite... a bit...
  258. AskDogi: (Good work, it seems to help her calm down.)
  259. ugcourier: * Stan... what the hell are you trying to- all three books?
  260. ugcourier: * ... I really have missed quite a bit...
  261. valeriejumper: 0.000000001%?
  262. AskDogi *Ressa gives the amalgamate a little lick, as a way of saying thanks.
  263. ugcourier: * Does that glove have a sixth...?
  264. AskDogi: Well, then...Finally that time, huh?
  265. valeriejumper: *What was with that 6 fingered glove?
  266. AskDogi: Yeah.
  267. AskDogi: (We know, but...)
  268. AskDogi: Spoilers~
  269. Streamerlovinggoat975: Well, I think the author of the journals must have six fingers.
  270. valeriejumper tilts their head in confusion
  271. ugcourier: * ... You mean I have to somehow find those other episodes and watch them by myself now?
  272. Frisk: * Yeah, Stan's shit with the books.
  273. wanderandward: *whispers* -Aw, heh thanks. Was how we met actually...nice to know it helps.-
  274. Streamerlovinggoat975: I mean, all the journals have a six-fingered hand on them, plus that glove.
  275. ugcourier: * Hmm... never noticed that...
  276. Coldsoul: * (She finishes her star and gives it to Frisk. It's blue.)
  277. ugcourier: * Still want a bit of a summary as to what happened...
  278. AskDogi: Yeah. The internet here's pretty decent, though, so..
  279. valeriejumper: *So the aurthor lived in the Mystery Shack?
  280. AskDogi: !!!
  281. AskDogi: (!!!!)
  282. AskDogi *Dogamy and Dogaressa jump.
  283. AskDogi: L-loud...
  284. ugcourier: * Right...
  285. valeriejumper: *Nice
  286. valeriejumper giggles
  287. ugcourier: * So Stan... literally photo-copied the whole thing...
  288. Streamerlovinggoat975: He must have.
  289. wanderandward: -Gideon summoned some triangle thing courier. Ended up with a giant robot and stan finding all three books.-
  290. valeriejumper: *PIGGY
  291. AskDogi: (And activating that weird portal thing.)
  292. ugcourier: * ... Excuse me? A-
  293. Frisk notices the star, twitching their wings and accepting it.
  294. ugcourier: * Was it wearing a top hat?
  295. AskDogi: (Yeah.)
  296. wanderandward: -Yeah, I think so.-
  297. Frisk: * I didn't know you made these!
  298. Coldsoul: * Y-you okay?! (She looks over at Ressa before taking another strip of paper and working on another one.)
  299. ugcourier: * ... Like what usually flashes at the very end of the intro?
  300. AskDogi: (Fine, thanks..The air-horn before just startled me.)
  301. AskDogi: Yeah.
  302. valeriejumper takes a seat on the carpet
  303. Frisk: * Holy shit.
  304. AskDogi: He's pretty important.
  305. Coldsoul: * A-ah, Wander taught me! (She smiles a little, going on with making it. She finishes.)
  306. valeriejumper: *Yesh.. he must be fun at parties
  307. ugcourier: * Poor man... still, if it's what I think it is...
  308. AskDogi *Ressa takes her star out and examines it, still holding it delicately.
  309. wanderandward: *flashes a thumbs up at Winter*
  310. AskDogi: (They're very pretty.)
  311. ugcourier: * ... This is probably not the greatest idea you have in mind Dipper...
  312. AskDogi: nah.
  313. valeriejumper: *HA mabels the best
  314. Coldsoul: * (She blushes a little, smiling a little bit more.) Hehe, thanks!
  315. AskDogi: Oke!
  316. valeriejumper: *Oke
  317. ugcourier: * ... Yare yare...
  318. valeriejumper: ((PINKIE PIES CANON))
  319. AskDogi: (Daze.)
  320. valeriejumper: *Pfft sounds terrible together
  321. AskDogi: Yare Yare Daze!?
  322. AskDogi: (Amy, no-)
  323. valeriejumper: *YEAH GRENDA
  324. Frisk: * Daze daze yare.
  325. AskDogi: ...
  326. ugcourier: * ... I'm regretting saying that...
  327. AskDogi: Alright, Ressa...
  328. AskDogi *Amy lets out a little sigh.
  329. Coldsoul: * (She keeps making her little stars, eventually making a small little pile of five or so stars.)
  330. ugcourier: * ... This is a family show, right?
  331. valeriejumper: *Hey I have those types of brass knuckles
  332. Streamerlovinggoat975: Fully Clothed Women sounds like a nice magazine.
  333. wanderandward: --I feel like I'm missing something here. -
  334. valeriejumper: ((Aha Adult jokes..))
  335. Frisk snickers.
  336. ugcourier: * Stan... you've been through a bottomless hole...
  337. ugcourier: * How is THAT not supernatural???
  338. valeriejumper: *Exactly
  339. ugcourier: * ... That vending machine again...
  340. Frisk: * The only thing supernatural here is his scamming skills.
  341. Coldsoul: * (She seems to be half paying attention.) What?
  342. wanderandward: -Perfectly reasonably explanation for bottomless pits im sure.-
  343. AskDogi: hey, those two again!
  344. Streamerlovinggoat975: Leprecorn?
  345. AskDogi: (Leprechaun unicorn?)
  346. ugcourier: * DON'T DO IT DIPPER!
  347. Frisk: * ... Oh my god.
  348. ugcourier: * You... idiot...
  349. wanderandward: -Oops.-
  350. Frisk: * Necromancy. Are you kidding me???
  351. AskDogi: ....
  352. valeriejumper: *Dipper the actual heck
  353. AskDogi: (Goddamnit, that's what happens when you abuse magic..)
  354. wanderandward: -Headshot!-
  355. valeriejumper: *Dipper shud up
  356. Coldsoul: * (She keeps making paper stars until she runs out of paper, and then looks at the screen.) Extremist...
  357. ugcourier: * ... Dipper, I don't want to say I told you so, but...
  358. AskDogi: We totally told you so.
  359. valeriejumper: *Puns
  360. Coldsoul: * (She keeps making stars and the small pile by her gets bigger.) Huh.
  361. ugcourier: * Good job Dipper...
  362. wanderandward: *cackles*
  363. valeriejumper: *Wow
  364. valeriejumper: *JESUS SOOS
  365. ugcourier: * NO IT IS NOT! THIS IS PURE NECROMACY!
  366. valeriejumper: *Clearly
  367. AskDogi: Definitelu.
  368. AskDogi: ((Definitely*))
  369. AskDogi: (Disco zombies!)
  370. ugcourier: * Yet... here he is... screwing with some portal...
  371. AskDogi: He's just trying to keep them safe.
  372. ugcourier: * ... That's an odd mark on that machine...
  373. valeriejumper: *Yup mabel
  374. AskDogi: (yeah.)
  375. Coldsoul: * (She shoves a paper star in Wander and Courier's general direction. She keeps the rest in her pocket.)
  376. ugcourier: * Considering you're the only one actually speaking amongst them...
  377. AskDogi: GO STAN!
  378. Frisk: * BRAVERY.
  379. wanderandward: *claims his star* -Heh, thank you Winter.-
  380. AskDogi: (DETERMINATION.)
  381. ugcourier: * Wow... he knows how to swing...
  382. Coldsoul: * Determination?
  383. AskDogi: (H-hey Winter..could I have one more, for Courier?)
  384. valeriejumper grins widley
  385. ugcourier: * Uh... I'd say that close-combat with these things are a bad idea, but...
  386. AskDogi *The Dogis' tails are wagging.
  387. wanderandward: -Years of customer service related repression, letting it all out right there.-
  388. valeriejumper gets her brass knuckles from her hoodie
  389. Coldsoul: * Okay! (She takes another one out of her pocket and hands it to Ressa. She doesn't have the wrappings on her hands anymore.)
  390. ugcourier: * That went well, did it...?
  391. AskDogi *Ressa hands the star to Courier.
  392. ugcourier: * ... Invisible text?
  393. valeriejumper: *YES MABEL DO IT
  394. ugcourier: * Tell me it's not singing...
  395. Frisk: * Three part harmony. ... They're going to sing.
  396. ugcourier: * Tell me it's not singing...
  397. AskDogi: (Invisible text.)
  398. Frisk: * Fuck yes.
  399. AskDogi: ....It's singing.
  400. wanderandward: -Karaoke time isnt it.-
  401. ugcourier: * Damn it...
  402. Streamerlovinggoat975: I don't think music normally does this to zombies?
  403. Coldsoul: * (She covers her ears. Nope.)
  404. wanderandward: -Hah. Poor stan.-
  405. AskDogi *Amy and Ressa start howling.
  406. valeriejumper sings quietly along just to be a dope
  407. ugcourier: * Frankly, this town doesn't really follow logic...
  408. AskDogi *More to cover the song than sing along..
  409. valeriejumper: *Taking over tonight..
  410. Frisk whistles to the tune.
  411. Coldsoul: * (She pushes her hands over her ears to try and stop it.)
  412. wanderandward sings along less quietly. The bastard.
  413. ugcourier: * ... I know this is all meant for the sake of stopping the dead, but... NEVER DO THIS AGAIN AFTERWARDS
  414. AskDogi *....Amy and Ressa stop howling.
  415. Coldsoul: * (Good job, Wander gets elbowed in the side with her good arm.)
  416. Frisk: * Now, the punch's spiked.
  417. AskDogi: What a mess...
  418. valeriejumper: *Frisk wow
  419. AskDogi *Ressa makes double pistol fingers and a wink at Frisk.
  420. AskDogi: (Nice one, heehee!)
  421. ugcourier: * Aaaand the crossed fingers on both ends...
  422. wanderandward: *cackles* -Heh, whats wrong Winter? not your kind of tune? hahahah.-
  423. Frisk sticks their tongue out, nodding slowly.
  424. AskDogi: .....yeah.
  425. Frisk: * Thanks!
  426. AskDogi: (That pun was...wanderful~)
  427. Coldsoul: * Frisk, you cute dork. (She winks at Frisk. She is trying to annoy them...)
  428. valeriejumper: *Whoa..
  429. AskDogi: (Definitely wasn't barking up the wrong tree!)
  430. ugcourier: * Good job Dipper...
  431. ugcourier: * ... That looked different...
  432. AskDogi: Yeah, nice job breaking it.
  433. Frisk: * Wiiinter, you know I'm not cute. Like, really!
  434. Coldsoul: * I don't lie!
  435. valeriejumper: *omg..
  436. ugcourier: * So now Dipper has brought the attention of the government upon their home...
  437. AskDogi: yeah.
  438. ugcourier: * That's true... they're not quite fast... but in confined spaces...
  439. wanderandward: -Eh we both know the truth Frisk. Winter is cuter.-
  440. Frisk: * Uh huh.
  441. Streamerlovinggoat975: (( ))
  442. Coldsoul: * (Another really hard elbow to the side for Wander.) WRONG.
  443. AskDogi: (( ??? ))
  444. AskDogi: ......
  445. AskDogi: (......!)
  446. wanderandward: -Right right. Sorry Winter. You're the cutest in this room.-
  447. valeriejumper: *OMG HER BRA
  448. valeriejumper: AAAAA
  449. AskDogi: (heehee!)
  450. Frisk: * OH.
  451. Streamerlovinggoat975: ((I tried to put in a winky frown and that's what I got))
  452. ugcourier: * ... Family show everyone...
  453. wanderandward: -Gotta be accurate heh-
  454. valeriejumper screams herself out of the room..
  455. ugcourier: ((is it just me or is this episode bassier?))
  456. valeriejumper: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  457. AskDogi: (well, hey, never a problem with me, in any case...)
  458. wanderandward: ((louder in general too))
  459. AskDogi: Family show, Ressa.
  460. AskDogi: (Alright, alright...)
  461. Coldsoul: * (She jabs her elbow more into Wander's side.) Lies, lies, lies!!!
  462. ugcourier: * There's that triangle with the hat... so... what's the big deal with that guy anyway?
  463. AskDogi: He's a dream demon.
  464. AskDogi: (He can enter peoples' dreams and change stuff.)
  465. valeriejumper: /Me returns
  466. AskDogi: (( yyyyeah, that's case sensitive ))
  467. valeriejumper returns
  468. ugcourier: * Dream demon... so a monster, basically
  469. Frisk coos, "It's the truuuth!"
  470. valeriejumper: ((Thats crap =P))
  471. ugcourier: * Last resort...?
  472. AskDogi: Nah.
  473. AskDogi: (Monsters and demons are different things.)
  474. wanderandward: -Nah. I'll prove it. Show of hands, how who here thinks the perkele here is cute?-
  475. AskDogi: That house is too small...
  476. AskDogi *Amy and Ressa raise their hands.
  477. ugcourier: * ... Words of advice sir... BIGGER HOUSE, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE...
  478. Coldsoul: * Stop that or I'll elbow ya too...! (Winter is starting to blush.)
  479. AskDogi: (Oh man, cool!)
  480. Frisk: * Ladder shoes.
  481. valeriejumper: *Wendys so cool
  482. ugcourier: * Talented lady...
  483. AskDogi: (( REALLY bassy ))
  484. wanderandward: -Hahah.-
  485. Frisk: * I love Wendy a lot, she's like my role model!
  486. ugcourier: ((DROP THE BASS))
  487. AskDogi: (Yeah, kinda reminds me of myself...)
  488. valeriejumper: *Convenient bush
  489. ugcourier: * ... Those are stairs alright...
  490. AskDogi: Reminds me of Ressa, too!
  491. Coldsoul: * Definitely Ressa.
  492. Frisk: * Especially with her axe she carries around.
  493. AskDogi: (Maybe I could do that, but.. I doubt it with how heavy my axe is.)
  494. ugcourier: * Whoever lived here must have been paranoid as hell...
  495. AskDogi: Rightly so.
  496. Streamerlovinggoat975: 1982?
  497. ugcourier: * That's... quite some time ago
  498. Coldsoul: * ...But really, stop c-calling me cute! (Her face is starting to get red.)
  499. AskDogi: !
  500. ugcourier: * Symbols...
  501. valeriejumper: *ADULT JOKES
  502. AskDogi: (Not good...)
  503. ugcourier: * Wait, what?
  504. AskDogi: The internet history joke.
  505. ugcourier: * ... I don't get it.
  506. valeriejumper: *Yup
  507. Frisk: * You will eventually.
  508. wanderandward: *pats winters head and solmnly whispers* -Never.-
  509. ugcourier: * ... Riiiiight...
  510. AskDogi: ..I could whisper what it means to you, if you want.
  511. ugcourier: * NO.
  512. AskDogi: ..mmmaybe you have an idea after all, heh~
  513. Coldsoul: * (More elbowing to the side. She's trying to keep herself not blushing...) What joke?
  514. AskDogi: (Nothing.)
  515. ugcourier: * No, I do not... and I don't want to figure it out.
  516. AskDogi *Amy shrugs.
  517. AskDogi: Fine by me.
  518. ugcourier: * ... A literal push... really Mabel?
  519. valeriejumper: *Hah sans would be proud
  520. Streamerlovinggoat975: Sometimes I look at weird things online. Like, earlier today, I was reading an article called "Six WEIRD FACTS that you WON'T believe!"
  521. AskDogi: (Maybe it's more of a twinrep thing..)
  522. AskDogi: Oh boy, were they weird?
  523. ugcourier: * Sounds like a bait...
  524. Frisk: * A spider?
  525. Coldsoul: * Never call me cute again. NEVER! (She stops elbowing Wander.)
  526. wanderandward: -Tori...thats just bait. To fool you into looking at usually irrelevant stuff.-
  527. Frisk: * HOLY FUCK
  528. ugcourier: * What the hell...?
  529. AskDogi: Who's that??
  530. valeriejumper: *Gross..
  531. wanderandward: -Language frisk.-
  532. ugcourier: * REGENERATE?
  533. Streamerlovinggoat975: I thought it was fun and interesting!
  534. Coldsoul: * WHAT?!
  535. Frisk: * What language?
  536. ugcourier: * A shapeshifter...?
  537. wanderandward: -No f-bombs in front of the kid would you kindly.-
  538. Streamerlovinggoat975: Wait....the author only has four fingers.
  539. Frisk: * Ahhh, ahem. Sorry.
  540. valeriejumper: *Hey yeah...
  541. AskDogi: ..hmm.
  542. AskDogi: Perhaps.
  543. Streamerlovinggoat975: Maybe he lost them?
  544. ugcourier: * So... he's not the person who wrote the journal?
  545. AskDogi: Yeah, seems so.
  546. valeriejumper: *Yeah..
  547. ugcourier: * I mean... considering the glove Stan put on, it'd be more likely that the author is under their own home..
  548. AskDogi: (...It's more likely than you'd think.)
  549. Coldsoul: * (She scoots right over to Frisk.) Hey, Frisk! Frisk!
  550. Frisk: * Yeeees?
  551. Streamerlovinggoat975: He must be the shapeshifter.
  552. ugcourier: * ... Wait... I'm starting to get terrible vibes about this current person they're with...
  553. AskDogi: Some sweaters
  554. AskDogi: !
  555. valeriejumper: *Fun hazzard
  556. AskDogi: (...yeah.)
  557. valeriejumper: *Oh... crap..
  558. AskDogi: !
  559. AskDogi: (!!!!)
  560. ugcourier: * ... Family show. Definitely a family show.
  561. valeriejumper: ((Yknow a kids show..))
  562. AskDogi *The dogi cover their ears.
  563. Frisk chirps.
  564. wanderandward: -Holy shit!-
  565. valeriejumper: ((For kids))
  566. Coldsoul: * You are cute, no takebacks! (She scoots back to her spot and imMEDIATELY covers her ears as well.)
  567. ugcourier: * Yep, definitely confirms that it's a man with six-fingers...
  568. AskDogi: (Nice one!)
  569. Frisk: * I'm not cute, damn it!
  570. wanderandward: *coughs* -Whoops.-
  571. AskDogi: You're BOTH cute.
  572. AskDogi: (Yeah.)
  573. Coldsoul: * I ain't cute, but they are! (She points in Frisk's general directions.)
  574. ugcourier: * ... Yep, it's them.
  575. Frisk: * Noooo, they are!
  576. valeriejumper: *Just blood =P
  577. Frisk: [[ she** jfc multi tasking messes my writing up
  578. ugcourier: * WHAT THE FRICKING HELL?!?
  579. AskDogi: ...Eugh.
  580. valeriejumper: ((YKNOW A KIDS SHOW FOR KIDS))
  581. AskDogi: (!!!)
  582. Frisk: * That's a bit excessive for a shapeshifter.
  583. valeriejumper: *Definalty a familt show..
  584. AskDogi: This is a kids' show!?!
  585. ugcourier: * That was not good timing...
  586. valeriejumper: *Wendy nuu!
  587. AskDogi: (.....her axe..)
  588. Coldsoul: * Take it back?! (She covers her ears.)
  589. wanderandward: -Maybe they changed demographics after the first season?-
  590. ugcourier: * So now there's a chance the shifter's gone and disguised herself as Wendy...
  591. valeriejumper covers her mouth
  592. AskDogi: ...
  593. ugcourier: * What did I tell you...
  594. valeriejumper: *Oh
  595. valeriejumper: *NOPE OTHER ONE
  596. valeriejumper: *Wendy doesnt wink.
  597. wanderandward: -Brutal.-
  598. ugcourier: * Back where it belongs...
  599. AskDogi: (Yeah, they didn't know her mind..)
  600. AskDogi: Of course.
  601. AskDogi: ...
  602. Frisk whispers under their breath.
  603. valeriejumper: *Kids show
  604. Frisk: * Oh.
  605. ugcourier: * ... Agreed...
  606. AskDogi: (A KIDS' SHOW.)
  607. Frisk: * I'm not taking that back though.
  608. Coldsoul: * You will! And you gotta admit you're cute!
  609. valeriejumper: *Preeety obivous dipper
  610. ugcourier: * Aaaand crushed...
  611. AskDogi: (....yeah.)
  612. AskDogi: (I know that feeling..)
  613. valeriejumper: *Wendy the heart breaker
  614. AskDogi: ...heh.
  615. AskDogi: Movie-night-ception?
  616. valeriejumper: *Hah nice one
  617. AskDogi: Couldn't have said it better myself.
  618. AskDogi: (So horrible and so wonderful..)
  619. ugcourier: * Considering you actually PUSHED him into that situation Mabel...
  620. ugcourier: * ... Property of F...?
  621. Streamerlovinggoat975: F?
  622. valeriejumper: *Whos F ?
  623. valeriejumper: ((I do know i loved this series =D))
  624. valeriejumper: *10 outta 10 tv series
  625. ugcourier: * Another odd end card...
  626. ugcourier: * Almost literally, in fact...
  627. AskDogi: (Frank, maybe?)
  628. AskDogi: they're secret codes.
  629. ugcourier: * Probably not...
  630. ugcourier: * For all we know, it could be someone we know to someone we never seen before
  631. MintyPoff: *Heyo there!
  632. MintyPoff: *What're we watchin guys?
  633. AskDogi: (hmm.)
  634. valeriejumper: *Hello new person
  635. ugcourier: * Oh, hello there...
  636. valeriejumper waves at them
  637. Frisk: * Hey there!
  638. valeriejumper: *D'aww
  639. Streamerlovinggoat975: Oh there's a place like that just off the freeway! Too bad I don't have a car...
  640. AskDogi: (Hi, Mint!)
  641. AskDogi: Hi, Poff!
  642. Frisk: * We're watching Gravity Falls. Pretty good show so far.
  643. MintyPoff: [*Mint plops herself on the couch, in betwen whoever happened to be sitting there.]
  644. MintyPoff: *Sup guys?
  645. Streamerlovinggoat975: Hello!
  646. valeriejumper: *WADDLES BEST HOUSE CARER
  647. wanderandward: *waves at the newcomer*
  648. AskDogi: (Not much.. Just watching Gravity Falls.)
  649. ugcourier: * That doesn't seem like the greatest idea...
  650. AskDogi: (Nice to see you again!)
  651. MintyPoff: "...Mint, do you have to be so abrasive all the time?"
  652. MintyPoff: [*Poff walks in after her sister, taking herself a seat near the door.]
  653. valeriejumper: *ADULT JOKES
  654. ugcourier: * ... What a pitifully slow cart...
  655. ugcourier: * ... Heheheh...
  656. MintyPoff: *Good to see you too guys~
  657. Frisk gigglesnorts.
  658. ugcourier: * ... Wow... impressive
  659. MintyPoff: *Sorry we haven't been around for a while. We've been on vacation visiting our moms!
  660. valeriejumper: *Whoa
  661. Streamerlovinggoat975: Isn't there a golf course in the Snowdin forest?
  662. Frisk: * Oh yeah! I think so.
  663. AskDogi: (It's alright! Visiting family is..nice.)
  664. ugcourier: * It's... not exactly golf... I believe it's called BALL actually
  665. valeriejumper: *There is
  666. wanderandward: -I think so. Talking bout that snowball game thing right?-
  667. valeriejumper: *No stan it wouldnt
  668. AskDogi: ((Hey did mint squeeze herself between Amy and Ressa since they were on the couch beforehand))
  669. ugcourier: * ... What a jerk...
  670. valeriejumper: Convenient bonus hole
  671. valeriejumper: *Holy crap
  672. MintyPoff: ((up to you))
  673. AskDogi: Yeah.
  674. Frisk: * Ohhh!
  675. valeriejumper: *WAIT THAT WING CLPPED T
  676. valeriejumper: *IT CLIPPED THROUGH THE LAMP
  677. Frisk: * ... Can I do that? I wonder if I can.
  678. valeriejumper: *BURN
  679. Streamerlovinggoat975: Wow!!!
  680. ugcourier: * ... What's the for the types like Pacifica... Snooty? Snob? Spoiled?
  681. wanderandward: *pokes Winter in the side*
  682. ugcourier: * No, spoiled is too kind for her...
  683. valeriejumper: ((A bitch?))
  684. valeriejumper: *STAN BEST UNCLE
  685. AskDogi *Amy and Ressa are sitting on the couch with a new person between them! Seems Mint squeezed herself in.
  686. ugcourier: * Not subtle in the slightest...
  687. Coldsoul: * (She squeaks.) H-hey! (She pokes back. Poke war initiate.)
  688. AskDogi *They don't hug Mint, just watching, but it's still soft and fuzzy.
  689. MintyPoff: *Oh man I remember this episde! Hilarious.
  690. ugcourier: * There's something in there?
  691. AskDogi: Wh....?
  692. ugcourier: * ... Well...
  693. valeriejumper: *AAAAAAAA
  694. MintyPoff: *MINI GOLF PEOPLE
  695. valeriejumper: o-o
  696. ugcourier: * This makes less sense than the gnomes...
  697. valeriejumper: *AAAA
  698. AskDogi: *[MERCY]
  699. AskDogi: (...That's gravity falls, for you..)
  700. valeriejumper: *That happened
  701. wanderandward: *feints a side poke, but switches at the last second and boops her nose*
  702. Frisk: * Oh my god. I don't want to see those near me. Ever.
  703. Streamerlovinggoat975: Lilliputtians!
  704. AskDogi: They control the balls!
  705. valeriejumper: ((HAH Adult joke kinda...))
  706. Coldsoul: * It's... not... they're in hell. (Winter squeaks even more and hides her face.)
  707. valeriejumper: *No
  708. ugcourier: * NO SONG, NO SONG
  709. ugcourier: * ... Phew...
  710. valeriejumper: *Thank you Dipper
  711. AskDogi: You don't like bad music, huh?
  712. wanderandward: -More like lillipuntians, perfect size for it.-
  713. valeriejumper: *FRENCH
  714. AskDogi: (so are they all fighting or..?)
  715. MintyPoff: *Oh man I love this guy.
  716. ugcourier: * ... It's like each hole is it's own continent...
  717. Streamerlovinggoat975: Those were French words, but...
  718. valeriejumper: *I like that guy
  719. AskDogi: Nic Cage?
  720. Coldsoul: * I think Dipper landed... in hell...
  721. AskDogi: (....maybe.)
  722. AskDogi: (Reminds me of National Treasure..)
  723. MintyPoff: *It's Ducktective!
  724. valeriejumper: *DUCKTECTIVE
  725. AskDogi: (So, what's the best hole?)
  726. Streamerlovinggoat975: I'm sure we'll find out.
  727. AskDogi: Yeah.
  728. ugcourier: * ... But if one decides which is the best... that'll just anger the others...
  729. Coldsoul: * (She decides to... hide her face for now... and make more paper stars.)
  730. valeriejumper stomach growls
  731. ugcourier: * ... That's an interesting counter-argrument...
  732. valeriejumper: *Anyone else hungry?
  733. AskDogi: (Well that'd be a hole new problem for them to deal with, huh?)
  734. valeriejumper: *I know that face anywhere
  735. wanderandward: -Not cheating, just taking advantage of resources.-
  736. ugcourier: * ... Heheheh, was that meant to be a pun?
  737. AskDogi: ..Little bit, yeah. More thirsty than anything, though.
  738. valeriejumper: *SOOS NO
  739. AskDogi: (Sure was!)
  740. Coldsoul: * (She turns her head at Ressa... and glares.)
  741. ugcourier: * ... Seriously Soos...?
  742. valeriejumper: *AAAA
  743. Streamerlovinggoat975: There certainly are a lot of stars out@
  744. AskDogi: ....I wouldn't know.
  745. AskDogi: (No pressure there, huh..?)
  746. ugcourier: * ... I can see where her bad attitude's coming from...
  747. valeriejumper: *Pacifica can jump in a ditch
  748. ugcourier: * Pacifica's family can go in that ditch...
  749. wanderandward: -Serious business here.-
  750. Streamerlovinggoat975: ((Whoops.))
  751. Coldsoul: * Whoever you are... who's screaming... please stop.
  752. AskDogi: Isn't that cheating..?
  753. valeriejumper: *Pfft Ha
  754. MintyPoff: *Oh man this part.
  755. valeriejumper: *Yes it is
  756. ugcourier: * It's as Dipper said, she's got so much money, she's cheating at life
  757. MintyPoff: *This part is hecked up.
  758. wanderandward: -Nope, resource use heheh.-
  759. AskDogi: (.....)
  760. ugcourier: * ... Not sure if that's a great argruement, but...
  761. AskDogi: Kids' show.
  762. valeriejumper: ((Gah i remember this))
  763. MintyPoff: *"Mint come on, don't spoil or anything."
  764. valeriejumper: *Kids show..
  765. ugcourier: * ... Well then... this is more treacherous than one would figure...
  766. AskDogi: (.....)
  767. Streamerlovinggoat975: BIG HENRY!
  768. AskDogi: I'm glad Doggo isn't here.
  769. valeriejumper: *...
  770. valeriejumper: *Im gonna go cry my eyes out
  771. wanderandward: -Well, that kinda swung to the tragic.-
  772. ugcourier: * ... That little living ball died for her victory...
  773. AskDogi: He wouldn't have liked that part.
  774. Coldsoul: * Good job, ball guy.
  775. AskDogi: (Yeah.)
  776. ugcourier: * ... The trainer is literally the closest to being right...
  777. AskDogi: (!?)
  778. AskDogi: Go figure, heh, but..
  779. AskDogi: this is too far.
  780. valeriejumper: *KIDS SHOW =D
  781. ugcourier: * Seriously... this is going a bit too far
  782. AskDogi: (Really!?)
  783. valeriejumper: *Wow..
  784. ugcourier: * Oh no... this is going to end badly...
  785. Streamerlovinggoat975: Big Henry died for nothing!
  786. valeriejumper: *Im all honestey The miners should win
  787. AskDogi: ...so naive, heh.
  788. Coldsoul: * Stop shouting 'kids show!' Stopp!!!
  789. AskDogi: Or not...?
  790. wanderandward: *laughs*
  791. AskDogi: (Jeez, what jerks!!)
  792. ugcourier: * ... I don't think it's a matter of rivalries that's their issue at this point
  793. AskDogi: (They're just mad.)
  794. ugcourier: They're just blood-hungry...
  795. wanderandward: -Yp, psychopaths.-
  796. valeriejumper: *Way to go Dipper
  797. ugcourier: * ... Just turn over...
  798. AskDogi: Maybe he can't.
  799. wanderandward: -Call down Winter.-
  800. Coldsoul: (( the stream is offline for some reason ))
  801. wanderandward: ((refresh
  802. ugcourier: * You'd have to be a very stupid man if you can't turn over in shallow water...
  803. wanderandward: ((its still going
  804. valeriejumper: *Wow
  805. AskDogi: (Oh, hey, how was the visit to your family?)
  806. valeriejumper: *FOUR
  807. MintyPoff: *It was pretty good!
  808. ugcourier: * The one hole with no ball controlling it...
  809. wanderandward: -Hah epic escape!-
  810. Frisk: * Wow.
  811. MintyPoff: *Turns out our moms finally got back together, so that's good!
  812. AskDogi: yeah.
  813. valeriejumper: *aWWW
  814. Coldsoul: * Family... wait, who are you?
  815. ugcourier: * Fffff... d-does she really have a pun sticker for everything?
  816. Coldsoul: * (The human looks over at Minty.)
  817. AskDogi: (That's great! Everything worked out, huh?)
  818. valeriejumper: *Wow
  819. AskDogi: Seems she does..I like it.
  820. ugcourier: * Welcome to mediocrity Pacifica...
  821. wanderandward: -Thats not sanitary is it?-
  822. valeriejumper: *Aww
  823. AskDogi: No, but it is delicious!)
  824. valeriejumper: *W nexks the new thing
  825. ugcourier: * ... You want to rephrase that Mabel...?
  826. valeriejumper: *Yp
  827. ugcourier: * DAMN IT, NO!!!
  828. valeriejumper: *Augh..*
  829. Coldsoul: * (She covered her ears. This isn't happening.)
  830. MintyPoff: [*Mint just snirks and laughs.]
  831. MintyPoff: *"GEMS"
  832. valeriejumper: *STEVEN UNIVERSE =D
  833. MintyPoff: [*Oops. Poff covers her mouth.]
  834. AskDogi: (AND STEVEN!) / AND STEVEN!
  835. Frisk: * I've never watched this show before.
  836. MintyPoff: *"..>It's uh. It's pretty good."
  837. AskDogi: (Oh man, the strawberry fields one..)
  838. AskDogi: Yeah.
  839. Coldsoul: * Huge axe!!!
  840. MintyPoff: *Oh please Poff.
  841. valeriejumper: *How old are they o-o
  842. MintyPoff: *Poff literally watches this daily.
  843. AskDogi: (Aww, now i'm jealous...)
  844. MintyPoff: *She watched it before we even came here.
  845. ugcourier: * Each weapon, left by a different gem...
  846. MintyPoff: *"Mint. Shut it."
  847. AskDogi: (Well, hey, it's a good show!)
  848. ugcourier: * ... Wasn't there a sword that came out of that lion once?
  849. AskDogi *Ressa shrugs against Mint.
  850. AskDogi: Yeah.
  851. wanderandward: -Yeah firecat.-
  852. Frisk: * It's looking good right now actually!
  853. AskDogi: (....)
  854. ugcourier: * Against WHAT?
  855. valeriejumper: ((I forgot how salty pearl is over Rose ouo))
  856. AskDogi: (She's blinded.)
  857. wanderandward: -Heh would you two use an axe that big?-
  858. AskDogi: If we were strong enough, yeah!
  859. AskDogi: (We can lift our current axes, and they're..pretty damn heavy...)
  860. ugcourier: * No seriously, I want to know exactly what they were fighting against... or whom...
  861. Streamerlovinggoat975: I think other gems.
  862. AskDogi: But that's probably thousands of pounds.
  863. valeriejumper: ((Mun in the backround "GAAAY")
  864. Coldsoul: * (She walks behind Ressa and places a tiny blue paper star on top of her head before ducking behind the couch.)
  865. AskDogi: (More than 4 times the weight of our axes, for sure!)
  866. AskDogi *Ressa doesn't notice.
  867. ugcourier: * ... Is it just me or does Pearl have a bit of an... obsession with Rose?
  868. AskDogi: Yeah.
  869. valeriejumper: *YEA
  870. MintyPoff: *S'called love doofus.
  871. Streamerlovinggoat975: I remember climbing up a near 90-degree angle when it was time for me to become a woman.
  872. ugcourier: * ... ESPECIALLY you, I get... wait...
  873. wanderandward: -mustve been a fan.-
  874. ugcourier: * Didn't Lion bring them here once?
  875. valeriejumper: *Yup
  876. Streamerlovinggoat975: Yes.
  877. AskDogi: And wander? Never mentioned before, but...you're forgiven for the thing with our tails.
  878. AskDogi: (Just don't do it again.)
  879. wanderandward: -Thanks, promise it won't happen again.-
  880. AskDogi: Well..perhaps it's not obsession. If Ressa...
  881. Coldsoul: * (She reaches up with her arm and paps Ressa on the head softly before ducking down once mre.)
  882. AskDogi: ...well, I'd probably be the same way.
  883. Streamerlovinggoat975: This is probably a lot for Pearl to take in.
  884. AskDogi *Ressa reaches across Mint to give Amy some pets.
  885. ugcourier: * ... Pearl must be in pure disbelief...
  886. valeriejumper: *Yeah especially since pearl is salty
  887. Streamerlovinggoat975: I know I felt a lot like that when she died.
  888. wanderandward: *glances behind the couch at Winter...then notices the star on 'Ressa's head.* -Silly perkele...-
  889. valeriejumper: *PEARL YOUR SO SALTY
  890. Streamerlovinggoat975: Well, disappeared.
  891. valeriejumper: *THATS THE SAD PART ABOUT IT PEARL
  892. ugcourier: * ... She has a point, frankly...
  893. valeriejumper: *Geez..
  894. Frisk: * Gee, she's awfully possessive.
  895. valeriejumper: *Yeah.
  896. wanderandward: -That lion is easily becoming my favorite character.-
  897. ugcourier: * Complete total disbelief... over a lion...
  898. valeriejumper: *Isnt he everybodies?
  899. MintyPoff: *Oh man.
  900. valeriejumper: *Pearl really doesnt care if he falls o-o
  901. AskDogi: ....
  902. valeriejumper: *Dont.
  903. valeriejumper: *DO A FLIP
  904. valeriejumper: *Nope..
  905. ugcourier: * That... wasn't the brightest choice, frankly...
  906. Coldsoul: * (She whispers 'Ressa, your head.' behind the couch as she hides.)
  907. wanderandward: -Needs to work on his acrobatics skill.-
  908. valeriejumper: *He didnt even do a flip..
  909. valeriejumper: *PEARL *inhale*
  910. valeriejumper: *DONT BE SALTY
  911. wanderandward: -...how old are these gems?-
  912. Streamerlovinggoat975: Thousands of years old.
  913. ugcourier: * I want to know what exactly happened...
  914. AskDogi: ...As old as Asgore, probably.
  915. AskDogi: (..it's love.)
  916. Streamerlovinggoat975: Sometimes I wonder...
  917. valeriejumper: *Ha Olie jokes
  918. valeriejumper: Oldie*
  919. valeriejumper: *HUG!
  920. AskDogi: Aww....
  921. Streamerlovinggoat975: Frisk keeps a very rude flower in the living room.
  922. valeriejumper: *D'awww
  923. Streamerlovinggoat975: Supposedly they're important.
  924. wanderandward: -Must be tragic to lose a friend after so long being with them.-
  925. Streamerlovinggoat975: And if they are who I think they are...
  926. Streamerlovinggoat975: To be honest, I wonder if they remember me.
  927. valeriejumper: *Whoa
  928. Coldsoul: * Ressa? (She tries to peek up a little bit from the spot next to Ressa.)
  929. ugcourier: * Must have been quite the history she and Rose had...
  930. Frisk: * ... Ah.
  931. valeriejumper hums to outro
  932. MintyPoff: ((OH MAN))
  933. MintyPoff: *"Oh man this episode"
  934. valeriejumper: *I Think pearl liked Rose but she didnt have the same feelings since greg came
  935. wanderandward: -Roundabout is still the best outro in existence.-
  936. AskDogi: (...Yeah?)
  937. valeriejumper: ((I actually like this small song of Lapis >w<)
  938. ugcourier: * ... Plugged it into the wrong thing...
  939. MintyPoff: ((me too))
  940. Coldsoul: * On top of your head! (She snickers just a bit before peeking her head right over the couch.)
  941. valeriejumper quietly sings the song
  942. MintyPoff: *"...Lapis Lazuli..."
  943. AskDogi: happens sometimes.
  944. AskDogi: ((froze for me))
  945. valeriejumper: *Came around to me..
  946. wanderandward: -Shouldn't you be resting, Winter? heh-
  947. ugcourier: * What the...?
  948.  
  949. ----
  950.  
  951. valeriejumper: *aaa my ears
  952. ugcourier: * ... From the song?
  953. valeriejumper: *DONT
  954. Coldsoul: * (She immediately climbs back to Wander's spot and covers her ears.)
  955. valeriejumper: *AAAAAA
  956. wanderandward: ((just refresh and cross yer fingers ))
  957. valeriejumper ducks under the couch pillows
  958. valeriejumper: *IS IT GONE
  959. wanderandward: -Okay that was cool.-
  960. ugcourier: * Well... that was an interesting effect...
  961. AskDogi *Ressa startles.
  962. valeriejumper: *Maybe
  963. AskDogi: (Whu-!!!!!)
  964. valeriejumper: *AAA
  965. AskDogi: (..l-loud..)
  966. ugcourier: * Geeze! T-talk about sudden...
  967. valeriejumper: *Soo.. loud..
  968. valeriejumper: *AAAAAA
  969. AskDogi *Amy and Ressa SLAM their hands over their ears.
  970. Coldsoul: * (She then takes her hands off her ears unTIL that happens.)
  971. valeriejumper: *AAAA
  972. ugcourier tried to cover his ears as well
  973. AskDogi: ...whiiine.
  974. valeriejumper: *My ears... T-T
  975. wanderandward: -Safe now folks.-
  976. valeriejumper: *Better..
  977. AskDogi: (...that was...)
  978. AskDogi: too loud.
  979. valeriejumper: *OW
  980. wanderandward: -Sounds kind of cool now.-
  981. wanderandward: -oops.-
  982. valeriejumper: *I think my eardrums bursted..
  983. AskDogi: (kinda...)
  984. AskDogi: (!!!!!!)
  985. Coldsoul: * (The blue, paper star that was on top of Ressa's hair falls onto her lap.)
  986. valeriejumper: *AA
  987. valeriejumper: *Mmm..
  988. AskDogi *Ressa's breathing is a bit quick, same for Amy.
  989. AskDogi: (K-kinda dizzy...)
  990. valeriejumper hums to song
  991. MintyPoff: *You two all right?
  992. wanderandward: -Hey, you two alright? Sensitive ears huh?-
  993. AskDogi *She notices the star.
  994. valeriejumper: Have a lil faith in me
  995. AskDogi: (O-oh, thanks you, Winter...)
  996. ugcourier: * You... okay you two?
  997. valeriejumper: *Not much
  998. Streamerlovinggoat975: He's a lot like Asgore, but without the unsavory details.
  999. AskDogi: ...could be better, can barely hear the song because of how hard my ears are ringing...
  1000. AskDogi: We have sensitive EVERYTHING.
  1001. ugcourier: * Which... mainly consisted of his actions...
  1002. wanderandward: -Asgore has unsavory details?-
  1003. AskDogi: (Except for our eyes, of course..)
  1004. ugcourier: * ... Video...
  1005. ugcourier: ?
  1006. valeriejumper: ((Fun fact kids under 15 can hear higher pitched stuff than regluar adult but not like a dog tho =P))
  1007. AskDogi: Video killed the radio star!
  1008. Streamerlovinggoat975: Being responsible for the deaths of at least 6 humans?
  1009. valeriejumper: *Please dont make that noise again >~<
  1010. Coldsoul: * Mhm... (She uncovers her ears.) ...whoever he is, he killed humans?
  1011. AskDogi *Ressa puts a finger in her ear and tries to twist the tinnitus away.
  1012. AskDogi: (...getting better..)
  1013. ugcourier: * Never started a car... with the key???
  1014. wanderandward: -Well, yeah theres that. Nothin winter, ignore that.-
  1015. valeriejumper: *Phew..
  1016. AskDogi: (Well, he killed CHILDREN.)
  1017. AskDogi: !!!
  1018. ugcourier: * Peridot, I assume?
  1019. ugcourier: * ... I might have looked up on gems and... it seems to match...
  1020. AskDogi: (..that's what our orders say to do, so I can only assume he's done that as well.)
  1021. valeriejumper: *I think so too..
  1022. AskDogi: Kill ALL humans that enter the underground.
  1023. valeriejumper: *What?
  1024. Coldsoul: * ...children?! (Uh oh, she's panicking.)
  1025. valeriejumper: *Children human.. (She squirms a bit..)
  1026. AskDogi: (..Not you, Winter.)
  1027. AskDogi: (Just..stay away from New Home, okay?)
  1028. valeriejumper hums to outro again
  1029. ugcourier: * ... If it means anything... he never went after the humans himself... if what I learned is correct... well...
  1030. AskDogi: We had our marriage there.
  1031. ugcourier: * They all came to him...
  1032. Coldsoul: * W-where?! (She is shaking...)
  1033. AskDogi: That's where Asgore lives, at least as far as we're aware.
  1034. wanderandward: -Ugh, dammit.- *wraps his cloak around her* -Poor choice in topics.-
  1035. Frisk: * Ahhh, Asgore.
  1036. ugcourier: * ... Sigh, Winter, let me be honest with you... getting out of the underground is more complicated than just reaching the barrier...
  1037. Frisk: * ... I can't exactly say I met him once.
  1038. AskDogi: (New Home, it's past everything else and built around the barrier.)
  1039. valeriejumper: *No loud noises please..
  1040. wanderandward: -A castle in New Home, actually.-
  1041. AskDogi: (I'd protect you from anyone..but I can't do anything about Asgore.)
  1042. AskDogi: He's our king and someone I deeply trust.
  1043. valeriejumper: *He does that anyway
  1044. ugcourier: * Besides, if all it took was to have a powerful SOUL to get past the barrier, I don't think Asgore would mind letting you past... but...
  1045. Coldsoul: * I-- I heard about the name before but- I didn't k-know-- (She's shaking too much.)
  1046. wanderandward: -To be fair, he isn't actively hunting you down.-
  1047. ugcourier: * In order to get through the barrier, you... need two different SOULs...
  1048. valeriejumper: *The hot one?
  1049. AskDogi *Ressa silently gets up, goes over to Winter, picks her up and hugs her.
  1050. Streamerlovinggoat975: Pearl is very attractive, that's true.
  1051. AskDogi: (You'll be fine, trust me.)
  1052. valeriejumper: *Yes but shes clinged to rose o-o
  1053. Frisk: * Which is shitty of the mages to put up.
  1054. Frisk: * ... I prefer Amethyst, though.
  1055. valeriejumper: *Garnet is best Gem
  1056. valeriejumper: *SEE!
  1057. valeriejumper: *Lars launguage
  1058. ugcourier: * Proper timing...
  1059. Coldsoul: * (Winter's face gets a little red. She's tearing up, and she hugs Ressa back.) I... I...
  1060. AskDogi *Ressa just pets Winter gently and keeps on hugging.
  1061. valeriejumper: *THHHAAATS Politics
  1062. ugcourier: * That's... just about true...
  1063. ugcourier: * ... It's like there's pieces of Asgore in everyone in this town...
  1064. AskDogi: (Shhh...everything's okay, it's cartoon night. The big bad King won't ever see you as long as you're careful and he's not here now.)
  1065. valeriejumper: *I want to live in beach city...
  1066. ugcourier: * And again... Asgore isn't actively hunting for you. I feel he would personally give you a chance to get away from him even...
  1067. Coldsoul: * (She's way too light for her age... and it looks like she's really worried.) I dunno... he doesn't seem like he m-means it...
  1068. valeriejumper: *..Yeah..
  1069. ugcourier: * Asgore is a kind ruler... he just... understands what needs to be done if a human comes to the barrier wanting to leave...
  1070. AskDogi: (He doesn't. He just..we all feel like it's our only choice at this point.)
  1071. AskDogi: (But there's a different way.)
  1072. AskDogi: There HAS to be.
  1073. ugcourier: * If there was, I'm sure Asgore will take it as soon as he could... so long as it doesn't take the life of another...
  1074. Streamerlovinggoat975: There will be.
  1075. Streamerlovinggoat975: Just trust me.
  1076. ugcourier: * I mean... he could have just left the underground with one human SOUL and take the rest from the surface
  1077. Streamerlovinggoat975: Exactly!
  1078. AskDogi: (Yeah, now that I think about it...!)
  1079. wanderandward: -And start a war?-
  1080. ugcourier: * I mean... it's a better solution than running and hiding from conflict... er, no offense Toriel... I honestly would have chosen that decision in some manner if I had the choice
  1081. valeriejumper: *Yeah but how would he do it peacefully
  1082. Streamerlovinggoat975: That's exactly what he did!
  1083. valeriejumper: *Hed still have to kill 6 more humans over there
  1084. Coldsoul: * (She accepts the pats, and then curls up a little bit. She's way colder than before...)
  1085. ugcourier: * Do you think the surface is even aware of this war he declared...?
  1086. wanderandward: -I dont see an army barging in here Tori.-
  1087. Streamerlovinggoat975: Of course not!
  1088. valeriejumper: *Then how?
  1089. Streamerlovinggoat975: That is because Asgore is an incompetant fool who would rather pretend a problem isn't there than actually address it.
  1090. ugcourier: * In the end of the day, he's doing what he can for the sake of the kingdom... even if it's not the greatest solution or the most utilitarian
  1091. ugcourier: * ... Ahem, Toriel... I don't want to have and say it again...
  1092. AskDogi: (I agree.)
  1093. valeriejumper: *Convienet tlighting
  1094. AskDogi *Ressa barely notices the cold, but she hugs Winter tighter - she's used to Snowdin's weather.
  1095. ugcourier: * Anyway, nevermind this subject now... let's focus on the show, hmm?
  1096. AskDogi: Y-yeah.
  1097. valeriejumper sneaks into the kitchen
  1098. Streamerlovinggoat975: Yes.
  1099. ugcourier: * That... was sudden...
  1100. AskDogi *Ressa whispers, "(get me something too!)"
  1101. Coldsoul: * (She wheezes from the hugging; too tight.) P-please, a-and I'm sorry f-for worrying.
  1102. valeriejumper: [*Distant Popping can be heard]
  1103. ugcourier: * What the hell? THAT'S a ship?
  1104. Frisk: * ???
  1105. ugcourier: * Gee, that worked real well...
  1106. AskDogi: ..part of a ship?
  1107. ugcourier: * ... Number one rad dad?
  1108. wanderandward: -Well, worth a shot.-
  1109. ugcourier: * ... No wonder I see another piece of Asgore in the mayor...
  1110. AskDogi: .....
  1111. wanderandward: -Psst, 'ressa, ease up a bit.-
  1112. Coldsoul: * (She keeps hugging Ressa back, though. She feels a bit homesick...)
  1113. valeriejumper returns with bags of popcorn
  1114. ugcourier: * The first time...?
  1115. valeriejumper: *Anyone want some?
  1116. ugcourier: * ... Greg...
  1117. valeriejumper: *Greg...
  1118. valeriejumper: *o-o
  1119. AskDogi: (...greg.)
  1120. ugcourier: * Well... that's... pretty accurate... they did come from space...
  1121. AskDogi: (Everyone worries, Winter..trust me, it's normal and nothing to be ashamed of.)
  1122. AskDogi: (all I can do is do my best to help make you feel better.)
  1123. AskDogi: !
  1124. ugcourier: * ... That'll work...
  1125. valeriejumper places bags of popcorn on a table
  1126. wanderandward: -Heh, whoops.-
  1127. ugcourier: * ... Convenient lion is convenient...
  1128. valeriejumper: *Yep
  1129. valeriejumper: *OPAL
  1130. wanderandward: -Good thing hes big enough to ride. Cant do that with a little lion.-
  1131.  
  1132. ----
  1133.  
  1134. at with a little lion.-
  1135. AskDogi *Ressa realizes something and loosens her hug on Winter.
  1136. AskDogi: (Oh, s-sorry, Winter! I kinda spaced out for a bit..)
  1137. Coldsoul: * I d-dunno... I'm just... h-homesick. Hard to e-explain. (She curls up just a little more.) Thanks, though.
  1138. wanderandward: *glances at courier*
  1139. ugcourier: * ... Seems they brought some others with them...
  1140. ugcourier: * ... Didn't... Amethyst have a similar form to...?
  1141. valeriejumper: *Eep..
  1142. ugcourier: * That... probably wasn't the greatest idea...
  1143. wanderandward: -Better the reveal than death.-
  1144. valeriejumper: *Yup.
  1145. valeriejumper: *GARNET!
  1146. valeriejumper: =D
  1147. valeriejumper: o.o
  1148. AskDogi: !!!!
  1149. ugcourier: * What the hell...?
  1150. valeriejumper: *Gasp*
  1151. AskDogi: (That's BRUTAL..)
  1152.  
  1153. AskDogi: (That's BRUTAL..)
  1154. ugcourier: * ... TWO gems???
  1155. valeriejumper is in awe seeing her favorite gem destroyed
  1156. valeriejumper: *=O
  1157. wanderandward: -Won't be getting away with that.-
  1158. ugcourier: * ... That's... it...?
  1159. ugcourier: * Oh...
  1160. valeriejumper: I dont even.
  1161. valeriejumper: *WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
  1162. valeriejumper: *GARNET
  1163. ugcourier: * ... Garnet... became TWO gems though...
  1164. AskDogi: ((Vaughn got borked for me for a bit))
  1165. ugcourier: * ... That is the most useless jaildoor ever...
  1166. Frisk: * I don't understand.
  1167. valeriejumper: *Whoa.
  1168. wanderandward: -Was she a permanently fused gem?-
  1169. AskDogi *Amy and Ressa seem to have spaced out again.
  1170. AskDogi: ..huh...
  1171. AskDogi: what'd we miss?
  1172. AskDogi: ((fffffffFFFFFFF))
  1173. ugcourier: * ... Garnet? ... you look... different
  1174. AskDogi: ((Vaughn keeps freezing for me))
  1175. valeriejumper: *Doesnt act like garnet
  1176. AskDogi: ((ok it's better))
  1177. ugcourier: * But it looks simi- Saphire?
  1178. AskDogi: ......it's not garnet.
  1179. wanderandward: -Ruby I
  1180. AskDogi: (I don't think, at least...)
  1181. AskDogi: (Cold...)
  1182. wanderandward: -i'm guessing.-
  1183. AskDogi: (But she has more important priorities.)
  1184. AskDogi: ((froze again whoop))
  1185. valeriejumper: *Im so confused right now
  1186. ugcourier: * ... They're a long way from Beach City...
  1187. AskDogi: Yeah, just a little dot in space...
  1188. ugcourier: * I highly doubt it...
  1189. valeriejumper: *Yesh.
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