Kamihama MVD

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Kamihama MVD (Multi Verse Detective)
The Tamaki Iroha Case Files
神浜MVD
環いろはの事件簿

-Story-
Iroha: "There isn't just one universe. ......I say that, but it doesn't really sound right, does it...?"

-Challenge-
Iroha-chan: "I am me, but we are also us! ...Wait, what am I even saying?"

-Ex Challenge-
Iroha-chan: "If you can get through this test, you may just be able to complete it...!?"
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-Intro-

[The multiverse, in which countless parallel universes exist.]
[Beautiful universes.]
[Dirty universes.]
[Unknown universes.]
[On one such planet within the boundless expanse of universes, a girl is about to make a contract with Kyubey today.]

Kyubey
Tamaki Iroha, what is it you wish for?

Iroha
I wish...

[This, on the other hand, is the usual overused universe (Magia☆Report).]

-1-

Iroha-chan: A rainbow sets the stage for a 4-star!
[sfx: shuwa wawawawa (card spinning)]

Iroha-chan: Look at this!
Madoka-senpai: Hit the ceiling, huh.

Iroha-chan: I wonder who's coming!?
[sfx: open]

Iroha-chan: Nice to meet you.
Iroha-chan: I'm Tamaki Iroha.

-2-

Madoka-senpai: Through that door that suddenly popped up

Madoka-senpai: out comes Iroha-chan, and now there are two of them.

Madoka-senpai: In other words...

Madoka-senpai: FAKE!
Iroha-chan: You have no trust!
[sfx: Du (fast zoom in)]

-3-

Iroha-chan: I...just made a contract with Kyubey a moment ago.

Iroha-chan: I wished "I want to know my potential". I want to know what I'm capable of...
Iroha-chan: And then this door appeared.

Madoka-senpai: In the 2 frames so far,
Madoka-senpai: it seems the new Iroha-chan changed the camera angle while she was talking...
[sfx: poooon (boing or jump)]

Madoka-senpai: And now she's multiplied.
[sfx: zoro zoro (crowding / piling in)]

-4-

Iroha-chan: Meaning there's many universes out there other than the one I'm in,
Iroha-chan: and the me from every universe is gathering as "Tamaki Iroha's potential"...
(Iroha-chan: Hot damn.)
[sfx: gogogogo (menacing aura)]

Iroha-chan: Though I'm used to all this commotion happening every year...
Pre-Washed Rice Iroha-chan: This is awful convenient.
(Pre-Washed Rice Iroha)
Organic Iroha-chan: The taste of nature.
(Organic Iroha)

Madoka-senpai: We gotta do something before this gets out of hand!

Natural Iroha-chan: Moss color.
(Natural Iroha)
(Amorphous Iroha)

Madoka-senpai: Zero-Personality Iroha-chan!
Iroha-chan: The original.
Iroha-chan: I'm getting scared.
(*scared font)

-5-

Unimpressed Iroha-chan: You'll just forget all about this when another scandal hits anyway.
(NO emotion)
(Unimpressed Iroha)
Iroha-chan: We need to do something about this place...

Uninhibited Iroha-chan: This'll make it like it never happened.
(Uninhibited Iroha-chan)
Iroha-chan: Don't you dare!

Unfinished Iroha-chan: The rough draft passed!
Iroha-chan: Stop coming out!

Dead by Unnatural Causes Iroha-chan: .....
(Dead by Unnatural Causes Iroha)
Iroha-chan: Sh...she's dead.

[Tamaki Iroha Case Files
Case #1:
Tamaki Iroha Dies!]

-6-

Iroha-chan: Th...the culprit is among us!?
Madoka-senpai: Apprehended the suspects!
[sfx: pipiii (tweet tweeeet)]

(Prime Suspect: Inflammable Iroha)
Inflammable Iroha-chan: Let's get a video of this out!

(Second Suspect: Developing Depression Iroha)
Developing Depression Iroha-chan: And then there were none.
(*scared font)

Iroha-chan: These guys hit the punchline too early.
Iroha-chan: ...What's with the outfit?
Madoka-senpai: I'm Kaname Iroha.
Madoka-senpai: Not a fan?
(*funny font on mado)

-7-

(Third Suspect: Uninhibited Iroha)
Uninhibited Iroha-chan: I'm spelling out "not guilty" here.

Iroha-chan: That bomb is suspicious...
(Iroha-chan: Muu)

Iroha-chan: But the murder weapon is a boomerang, so it's not related, is it...
Iroha-chan: Mm?
[sfx: ss (lit fuse)]

Iroha-chan: AH-

-8-

(Fourth Suspect: Unimpressed Iroha)
Unimpressed Iroha-chan: No emotion, therefore no motive.

Iroha-chan: Hmmmm. That is convincing...
Uninhibited Iroha-chan: Ima do a prop act.
[sfx: pero (yanking cape)]

Uninhibited Iroha-chan: Gums.

[sfx: ira- (pissed off)]
[First urge to kill]

-9-

Unfinished Iroha-chan: Okay everyone, let's calm down.
[sfx su- (fwip, placing mug on counter)]
[obon (tray)]
Iroha-chan: Unfinished me...
Unfinished Iroha-chan: I'll make some tea.

[sfx: gu- (grab,grip, etc)]
[Iroha's cup]
Iroha-chan: My mug cup's a rough sketch!
(*loud font)

Unfinished Iroha-chan: When I let go it turns back to its old self...
[sfx: po- (pop, blink, shine, etc)]

Unfinished Iroha-chan: When I touch something, it seems to turn into a storyboard sketch.
[sfx: don (tada,bam,exclamation)]
[Photograph of downtown district taken with a fish eye lens]
Iroha-chan: Production-friendly!

-10-
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Unimpressed Iroha-chan: This deadly boomerang...

Unimpressed Iroha-chan: Hold this.
Unfinished Iroha-chan: Like this?

[Careless Iroha's boomerang]
Iroha-chan: Ah- The red notes!
Iroha-chan: Is this the identity of our culprit!?

Tulpa Iroha-chan: Allow me to explain.
(Tulpa Iroha)
Iroha-chan: More showed up again!

-11-

[10 minutes ago]
Careless Iroha-chan: I brought my boomerang.
(Careless Iroha)
Careless Iroha-chan: Well, whatever.
Iroha-chan: I'm getting scared.

Careless Iroha-chan: Wah-!
[sfx: don, pon (BAM,POW)]

[sfx: kuru kuru, dosu (spin spin, thud)]
Careless Iroha-chan: GYAA
[Careless Iroha -> Dead by Unnatural Causes Iroha]

Tulpa Iroha-chan: Which is why this happened.
[sfx: suu (pass through body)]
[Dead by Unnatural Causes Iroha -> Tulpa Iroha]
Iroha-chan: Solved by the victim's own confession...

-12-

Iroha-chan: Well, that means case closed.
Tulpa Iroha-chan: At the cost of my life, though.
[sfx ho- (sigh of relief)]

Madoka-senpai: So all you Iroha-chans can change your name and characteristics, huh.
Madoka-senpai: (Like shusseuo? *fish that are named differently by stage of life)
[Evidence]
[Careless -> Dead by Unnatural Causes -> Tulpa]

Madoka-senpai: It'd be nice if you found a character trait like all them someday,

Madoka-senpai: Zero-Personality Iroha-chan.
[sfx: hunnu hunnu (Huff puff angry)]

Iroha-chan: Please stop calling me that!

[Tamaki Iroha Case Files
The Final Case:
The I Tracer Menace]

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-Story 2-
Iroha-chan: "Urgh...At this rate I have a feeling more incidents are going to occur..."

-100 Evil-
Infinity Iroha-chan: Sorry for the wait! Now it's time for the infinite star of the show!

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-13-

Iroha-chan: And now, let's get back to dealing with the Tamaki Iroha multiplication problem.
Iroha-chan: We need to resolve this while things are calmed down in the room...
Unapproved Iroha-chan: That's a bit complicated, you see.
Iroha-chan: Unapproved me...
Unapproved Iroha-chan: The "Overloaded Iroha" loaded up with the ingredients for the unapproved drug I'm making
Unapproved Iroha-chan: and is already on her way to the factory.
Iroha-chan: She's too late, AND she's overloaded!

Overloaded Iroha-chan: I forgot to ask where the factory is.
Ui: Onee-chaaan!

Overloaded Iroha-chan: Guys!
Felicia: What're you carryin'?

Overloaded Iroha-chan: Ingredients for a drug.
Overloaded Iroha-chan: Flour and emotion fragments, and...
[sfx: gasa (rustle)]

Overloaded Iroha-chan: This hazardous to touch I Tracer.
[Hazardous to touch I Tracer]

-14-

Unapproved Iroha-chan: The I Tracer is a type of nanomachine that attaches itself to the brain left in a Mahou Shoujo's body and hacks their thoughts.
[Unapproved Iroha / Command -> Brain <- Idle]

Unapproved Iroha-chan: Negative emotions, such as hatred and anger, are directed to the act of "fighting".
[Iroha-chan: Hatred... Raging out...]

Unapproved Iroha-chan: Their hatred of fighting - anger towards conflict - makes them want to eliminate it, transforming them into the ultimate pacifists.
[Iroha-chan: The reason I feel so awful]
[Iroha-chan: is because of all this fighting.]

Unapproved Iroha-chan: I call it... THE ALL MAHOU SHOUJO IROHAFICATION PROJECT!
[Iroha-chan: MUST. DESTROY. CONFLICT.]

-15-

Ui
I can carry some of that.

Overloaded Iroha-chan: It wouldn't make any sense If I'm not over the load limit.
[Overloaded Iroha-chan: Thanks though.]

Felicia-chan: Then how about I increase it?
[sfx: boiiing]
Overloaded Iroha-chan: Ah-
[Load Level: Catastrophe, Miraculous Balance <-, Strolling]

[sfx: crush, Catastrophe <-]

[sfx: craaack]

[Cease overload]

-16-

Iroha-chan: We need to find Overloaded Me and get that I Tracer!

[sfx: run run run]
Iroha-chan: Ah - everyone! This area is dangerous!
Iroha-chan: Hurry and evacuate...!

[sfx: sparkle sparkle]

[no text, just Yachiyo and Ui not looking so good]

-17-

Iroha-chan: We're too late!
Iroha-chan: Th...this is the I (Iroha) Tracer!?
[sfx: clunk]

[sfx: sparkle sparkle]

Unimpressed Iroha-chan: So she's been born... The final Iroha.

(Neverending Iroha)

-18-

Kyubey: You seem to be in a predicament.
Iroha-chan: Kyubey!

Kyubey: I will advise you. This universe is currently connected to other universes through a Tamaki Gate.
Iroha-chan: The door is called that!?
[sfx: sparkle sparkle]

Kyubey: If the nanomachines continue to spread at their current rate, other universes may become affected.
[Neverending Iroha (Kamihama Battle Shamaness Ver.)]

Kyubey: In a worst-case scenario, this universe
Kyubey: may be purged from the parallel universes by the will of the universe.

-19-

Shizuka: .....
Chiharu: What's wrong, Shizuka-chan?
Shizuka: It is nothing. My nose is just a little itchy.
Shizuka: I wonder if it's a cold...

Kyubey: Restoration magic will not stop the spread of the infection.

Iroha-chan: Uu... What do I do. [frightened text]
Iroha-chans: Don't give up, Zero-Personality me! [bold]

Iroha-chan: Everyone...
[sfx: BAM]
Tulpa Iroha-chan: We still have hands!
Iroha-chans: Let's Connect!

-20-

[Parallel Connect]

Iroha-chan: Ah - everyone's become rough sketches!
Unfinished Iroha-chan: Because you're touching Unfinished me...!
[Irohas]

Iroha-chan: It's okay! As a rough draft, we can be rewritten into anything we want for the clean copy!
[Incorrect]
Iroha-chan: Meaning we now have infinite potential!

Iroha-chans: To the tomorrow we envisioned!
[some kind of divine backdrop]

-21-

Infinity Iroha-chan: This is... Infinite me.
[Illustration: Fuji Fujino-Sensei]

Infinity Iroha-chan: Now my rewind magic should be more powerful!
Madoka-senpai: Our popular Magia Record manga is now on sale!

Infinity Iroha-chan: With infinite magic power
Infinity Iroha-chan: rewind this universe!

Infinity Iroha-chan: Go
Infinity Iroha-chan: Baaack!

-22-

[no text]

Tulpa Iroha-chan: You did it, Zero-Personality me!
Iroha-chan: Uu...n?

Tulpa Iroha-chan: You succeeded! Time in this universe is rewinding!

Uninhibited Iroha-chan: And that's that.
Unimpressed Iroha-chan: Soon time will return to before we appeared.

-23-

Unfinished Iroha-chan: This is where we part ways.
Iroha-chan: Unfinished me... You're becoming more and more rough.

???: When we return to our own universes, let's do our best to not stain the name of Tamaki Iroha!

Iroha-chan: Everyone
Iroha-chan: Thank you.

Iroha-chan: Who was that
Iroha-chan: just now!?

-24-

[And so, the usual universe rewound (Magia☆Report)]

Iroha-chan: A rainbow sets the stage for a 4-star!
[sfx: shuwa wawawawa (card spinning)]

Iroha-chan: Look at this!
Madoka-senpai: Hit the ceiling, huh.

Iroha-chan: I wonder who's coming!? [bold]
[sfx: hun hunsu hun (heavy breathing)]

Iroha-chan: Ah - it's me! [bold] I already have me, though... [italics / dejected font]
Madoka-senpai: Second copy, huh.