[00:11] <lemons> Hello
 [00:11] <lemons> brothers of the dota
 [00:13] <lemons> and i'm rich as fuck now
 [00:14] <lemons> well uh
 [00:15] <lemons> let's just say it was the weirdest thing
 [00:15] <lemons> i ever did for money
 [00:15] <lemons> and that I got paid more then initially promised
 [00:15] <lemons> but I didn't suck him off
 [00:15] <lemons> He was like 58 though Rick
 [00:15] <lemons> no way man
 [00:16] <lemons> i mean
 [00:16] <lemons> i'll just type it in irc cuz i spend 2 much time here n e way
 [00:16] <lemons> I honestly did thinK I was gonna die
 [00:16] <lemons> for a little bit when I got there
 [00:16] <lemons> bc he texted me to meet him at the BACK of his apartment complex
 [00:16] <lemons> instead of at his apartment
 [00:17] <lemons> also I could buy TWO TE sticks now Rick
 [00:17] <lemons> :|
 [00:17] <lemons> At first he bought me pizza
 [00:18] <lemons> And then I was all
 [00:18] <lemons> " haha u so nice but i'm vegan ^^"
 [00:18] <lemons> and then he's all
 [00:18] <lemons> uh i dont get it
 [00:18] <lemons> and i'm all I dont eat animal stuff
 [00:18] <lemons> and he's all
 [00:18] <lemons> " it's a cheese pizza"
 [00:18] <lemons> :|
 [00:19] <lemons> And then after the pizza
 [00:19] <lemons> he asks me to come to his room
 [00:19] <lemons> his whole house was a mess
 [00:19] <lemons> cats
 [00:19] <lemons> boxes
 [00:19] <lemons> he had a respirator
 [00:19] <lemons> he looked like he was uh
 [00:19] <lemons> not fat
 [00:19] <lemons> but not in good shape
 [00:19] <lemons> .q lemons
 [00:19] <lemons> ugh
 [00:20] <lemons> .quote lemons
 [00:20] <lemons> fuck this
 [00:20] <lemons> well anyways
 [00:20] <lemons> He starts asking me what i'm comfortable with
 [00:20] <lemons> and i'm all
 [00:20] <lemons> " im p sure we agreed nothign weird you said hang out"
 [00:20] <lemons> And he's all " would you care if I got naked"
 [00:21] <lemons> and i'm all
 [00:21] <lemons> uh
 [00:21] <lemons> ..
 [00:21] <lemons> and he starts taking off his clothes and stuff
 [00:21] <lemons> This is all after he gave me the firs thundred dollars
 [00:21] <lemons> So I had made a non verbal agreement to stay and earn my other hundred dollars
 [00:21] <lemons> and there he was
 [00:21] <lemons> in boxers
 [00:21] <lemons> respirator
 [00:22] <lemons> and there I am
 [00:22] <lemons> in raw denim pleather jacket hair done
 [00:22] <lemons> cologne
 [00:22] <lemons> bc I THOUGHT
 [00:22] <lemons> he was going to take me out
 [00:22] <lemons> and hang out with me
 [00:22] <lemons> bc I guess i'm dumb
 [00:22] <lemons> and hes jsut there
 [00:22] <lemons> and we talked for a bit
 [00:22] <lemons> this whole time
 [00:22] <lemons> i'm on a couch
 [00:22] <lemons> and he's on his bed
 [00:23] <lemons> Endlosnull
 [00:23] <lemons> this was from a craigslsit ad
 [00:23] <lemons> like I responded to a craigslist ad
 [00:23] <lemons> fuk u rick
 [00:23] <lemons> so then he asks me to take my jacket off
 [00:23] <lemons> and honestly it was p hot
 [00:23] <lemons> so I did
 [00:23] <lemons> whole house was humid as shit
 [00:24] <lemons> honestly i'd prob never do this again
 [00:24] <lemons> but anyways
 [00:24] <lemons> he's all
 [00:24] <lemons> talk talk talk
 [00:24] <lemons> " can u take ure shirt off"
 [00:24] <lemons> and i'm all
 [00:24] <lemons> -_-
 [00:24] <lemons> and he kept offering me alcohol
 [00:24] <lemons> and weed
 [00:24] <lemons> but I don't drink
 [00:24] <lemons> so
 [00:24] <lemons> or smoke
 [00:24] <lemons> so i kept like noty
 [00:24] <lemons> and he's all
 [00:24] <lemons> "oh because of the vegan"
 [00:25] <lemons> and i'm all "yeah"
 [00:25] <lemons> Yeah
 [00:25] <lemons> i'm rich as fuck
 [00:25] <lemons> too
 [00:25] <lemons> so he offers me more money
 [00:26] <lemons> and he hands me 50 dollars
 [00:26] <lemons> and i'm all
 [00:26] <lemons> ok
 [00:26] <lemons> wut u want me 2 take off
 [00:26] <lemons> and he kinda hints at everything
 [00:26] <lemons> but I kinda let him know that i'm not taking it all off at once
 [00:26] <lemons> or laying any of my clothes on his floor
 [00:26] <lemons> so I take my socks and shirt off
 [00:27] <lemons> and he's still on the bead with the respirator kinda spread open
 [00:27] <lemons> the sheets where
 [00:27] <lemons> like
 [00:27] <lemons> you know when you go to hotels
 [00:27] <lemons> and they have that gross thing on the top of the bed
 [00:27] <lemons> that you aren't supposed 2 sleep on bc they dont wash them
 [00:27] <lemons> that thing was on h is bed
 [00:27] <lemons> And hes all " wow you look rly tense"
 [00:27] <lemons> and i'm all " thanks"
 [00:28] <lemons> and then he asks me if he can take off the his underwear
 [00:28] <lemons> he has a clearly visible voner this whole time
 [00:29] <lemons> And i'm all
 [00:29] <lemons> dude idc wat u do
  [00:33] <lemons> And he is just looking @ me with these eyes and i'm all :| bc i realize what i'm doing is something I may not be proud of 2morrow when I wake up,
 [00:33] <lemons> but he asks me 2 take off my pants
 [00:33] <lemons> and his eyes
 [00:33] <lemons> they hypnotized me to do it
 [00:33] <lemons> and i'm just sitting there in my armani underwear
 [00:33] <lemons> and he's naked
 [00:33] <lemons> and heres the worst part rick
 [00:34] <lemons> He asked 2 give me a massage
 [00:34] <lemons> and I was like
 [00:34] <lemons> I don't feel v comfortable doin that
 [00:34] <lemons> and he's all
 [00:34] <lemons> we can start @ ure feet
 [00:34] <lemons> and i'm all  :|
 [00:35] <lemons> and he starts like rubbing my feet and I didnt like it @ all because he was just stroking his cock
 [00:35] <lemons> And then he like works up my thighs
 [00:35] <lemons> and i'm all
 [00:35] <lemons> ok u gotta stop
 [00:36] <lemons> and he's all
 [00:36] <lemons> looking at me like he's not satisfied keep in mind respirator
 [00:36] <lemons> and he's like how about a back massage and i'm all wut evz
 [00:36] <lemons> so I sit on the worst bed
 [00:36] <lemons> ever
 [00:37] <lemons> And he starts rubbing my back
 [00:37] <lemons> and breathing v heavily
 [00:37] <lemons> and starts kissing
 [00:37] <lemons> my back
 [00:37] <lemons> :\
 [00:37] <lemons> like not pecks either
 [00:37] <lemons> like letting his lips kind of fold upwards on to his face
 [00:37] <lemons> because I had already gone that far and I wanted the rest of my money
 [00:38] <lemons> and he's kissing and breathing on my back
 [00:38] <lemons> and grabbing my thighs
 [00:38] <lemons> and he's getting really hot and heavy about it
 [00:38] <lemons> and he starts whackin it
 [00:38] <lemons> while kssing my back
 [00:38] <lemons> and you can like feel the bed quake
 [00:39] <lemons> and then he starts
 [00:39] <lemons> moaning
 [00:39] <lemons> and it's the most horrid
 [00:39] <lemons> thign
 [00:39] <lemons> i have ever heard of
 [00:39] <lemons> because
 [00:39] <lemons> I as a man
 [00:39] <lemons> know the sound
 [00:39] <lemons> even tho his voice has distorted it
 [00:39] <lemons> beyond belief
 [00:40] <lemons> I lost my job
 [00:40] <lemons> on christmas day
 [00:40] <lemons> And need to pay rent
 [00:40] <lemons> this month
 [00:40] <lemons> I am not gay
 [00:40] <lemons> Nor do I do this ever
 [00:40] <lemons> well he kisses me on my neck
 [00:40] <lemons> a long one
 [00:41] <lemons> and then stand sup
 [00:41] <lemons> and just ejaculates
 [00:41] <lemons> not on me
 [00:41] <lemons> on like the floor
 [00:41] <lemons> in front of me
 [00:41] <lemons> like
 [00:41] <lemons> i'm sitting on the bed
 [00:41] <lemons> and he's standing
 [00:41] <lemons> infront of me
 [00:41] <lemons> side facing my face
 [00:42] <lemons> so I can see the whole penis as it spills semen on the floor
 [00:42] <lemons> and i'm like :|
 [00:42] <lemons> and then I gather my clothes and things
 [00:42] <lemons> and he was like
 [00:42] <lemons> " dont go
 [00:42] <lemons> "
 [00:42] <lemons> " you can sleep here"
 [00:42] <lemons> And i'm all " no thanks man wheres my moneY"
 [00:43] <lemons> and he hands me 150 dollars
 [00:43] <lemons> + the 50 he gave me
 [00:43] <lemons> +
 [00:43] <lemons> the 100
 [00:43] <lemons> he gave me
 [00:43] <lemons> yes
 [00:43] <lemons> I can afford my rent this month