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- ALL STAR BATTLE!
- TRIPLE PINKIE PONKDOWN!
- OPEN THE GAME!
- >Be Anon
- >Getting home from school
- >Without Pinkie
- >Which is strange
- >She's been... kind of avoiding you after school the last few days
- >Mind you, not at school
- >AFTER school
- >Why?
- >The only thing you can think of that might be special about today is, well...
- >It's your birthday
- >And she's probably got a party set up for you
- >But why?
- >Did it really require avoiding you after school?
- >She hasn't even been riding the bus with you
- >You approach and open your front door
- >"SURPRISE!"
- >GAH FUCK!
- >You stumble as you're surprised by the sudden shouts coming from your house
- >With effort you get back up to your feet
- >Who the fuck...?
- >A few of your classmates from school were in there
- >And, of course,Pinkie-
- >-s
- >Pinkies. Plural.
- >You not sure you're seeing what you're actually seeing
- >Because if you're seeing what you're seeing-
- >Then you're seeing three Pinkie Pies
- >Three
- >THREE NIGGAS, THREE
- >IT WAS THREEEEEEEE!
- "Pinkie?"
- >"Yeah?"
- >They all speak in unison
- >Well, this is a thing
- >There are three Pinkies now
- >One of them walks up to you, wraps her arms around you and gives you a firm kiss on the lips
- >After a second, you open up your own, feeling her breath and tongue hit your own
- >For how heavenly it feels, she breaks it quickly with a blush
- >PP -"Happy birthday Nonny."
- "I- what- Thf- Three-"
- >PP -"Oh, right, that probably confuzzled your brain."
- >PP -"You see, when I started planning your party, I wanted to make it extra super duper special for YOU, but I couldn't think of something awesome enough to show how much I wanted it to be super extra awesome, so rather than do it alone, I thought 'Why have one Pinkie plan this party, when I can have MORE?'"
- "Wait, what?"
- "So, with some help from Twilight, some magic, and a little thing called multiverse theory, I-"
- >She looks back, remembering the other two Panks
- >PP -"WE present-!"
- >The other two walk up and join in
- >"THE TRIPLE PINKIE SUPER SPECIAL PARTY SUPREME!"
- >So Pinkie, wanting to give you the best party possible, traversed the MULTIVERSE to make sure you had the best party possible
- >Goddamn that warms your heart
- >PP -"Anon, may I introduce to you-"
- >She points to one Pinkie
- >PP -"BSSNRLDKV2 Pinkie-"
- >-she points to the other one-
- >"- and 6GJINUB0BBU Pinkie!"
- >"HI!"
- >Both of them speak and put their hands out for you to shake
- >You tentatively shake them, still a bit freaked out from the whole... "Three Pinkies" thing
- "How about, rather than that whole jumble..."
- >You pipoints to BSS... Pinkie 2-
- "We call you Pank, and-"
- >You point to Pinkie 3-
- "-And you, Ponk?"
- >They all look at each other and shrug
- >The party, held in a nearby park as opposed to your house, was nothing short of indescribable
- >Each Pinkie did a separate part for the party
- >Your Pinkie did all of the decorating, and it shows
- >While the park may have seemed pretty normal beforehand, it was now festive and lively
- >Like, Andrew WK lively
- >Seriously, it was amazing
- >Pank took care of the food
- >And you swore you had never tasted food that good
- >Hell, if you weren't too sure, you swear your teeth looked BETTER than they did before
- >Mind you, you did brush your teeth every day and such
- >But even then, they were literally PEARLY WHITE
- >And at stomachache you had before is gone!
- >And you're not tired like you usually are!
- >That Pinkie can cook!
- >Finally, Ponk did the music
- >And, somehow...
- >It was glorious
- >You had heard songs you had never heard before
- >You had felt emotions you had never FELT before
- >Every piece was nothing short of angelic
- >Truly, it was the perfect party
- >Even the perfect party must end, as yours did
- >It slowed down, with people leaving one by one, eventually leaving only you, the three Pinkies and Twilight
- >T -"Hey Anon, how was the party?"
- "It was awesome! The food, the decorations, the music, everything was PERFECT."
- >BB -"Thanks! I try!
- >...who the hell was that?
- >Ponk -"Shhh!! BB, quiet down!"
- >BB -"What? He was complimenting me."
- >What in all...?
- >Ponk notices you looking at her oddly
- >She sighs and walks towards you
- >Ponk -"Alright, so this might be odd to explain, but-"
- >A white miniature robo-horse leaps out from Ponk and onto you, catching you by surprise and knocking you on your ass
- >BB -"Hi! I'm Ballroom Blitz!"
- >Getting a good bearing after being kocked back, you notice the mecha-pony has a yellow mane and wings
- >Ponk -"BB! That's not how you introduce yourself to other ponie- people!"
- >BB -"It's not my fault! I'm your Stand, ergo a representation of your psyche! I can't help it if I like to bear hug ponies I've never met!"
- >Pank, Pink, T, You -"You have a Stand?"
- >Ponk -"Oh, you know what Stands are?"
- "Yeah, Twilight, Pinkie and I have Stands as well."
- >Pank -"So do I!"
- >You all have Stands?
- >No shit
- "So, what does Ballroom Bli-"
- >BB -"I'm right here!"
- "Right. So what do... you do?"
- >BB -"I can produce hypnotic effects in ponies via music! I also have an onboard sound mixer and record table!"
- >That actually sounds a bit like your Stand
- >An outrageously pink hammer pops into existence in Pank's hands
- >Pank -"Mine lets me do ANYTHING for 10 seconds as long as I'm happy!"
- >Alright, this is Stand Sharing time, apparently
- >Pinkie summons Guns n Roses
- >Pink -"I can SHOOT things!"
- >T -"I can put someone to sleep and manipulate their dreams, as well as travel through them physically to their location."
- >They all look at you expectantly
- >You sigh as you summon Feathery
- "It improves my singing voice, and alters reality based on the song I'm singing."
- >Silence permeates the park
- >Pank -"You know what this means?"
- >She slams her Stand on the ground, causing it to shake
- >You and Twilight are knocked back into a pair of conveniently placed lawn chairs, as a perfect recreation of the Cell Games arena spawns from the very earth before you
- >She CAN do anything
- >Pank -"TRIPLE PINKIE SUPER STAND BATTLE TIME!"
- >Wait, Stand Battle Time?
- >That could end badly
- >As in, only one Pinkie leaving the ring in one piece badly
- "Are you sure this is a safe idea, Pank?"
- >Pank -"It'll be fine! Watch!"
- >Pank looks over to Pinkie
- >Pank -"Ey Pinkie, try to fire a round out of bounds!"
- >Pinkie gets a confused look, but does as she's told, aiming for a nearby tree
- >*BANG*
- >The bullet flies before hitting an invisible wall right on the boundary of the ring
- >Pank -"See? None of our Stands have any effect outside the ring, and no one else can enter it! It's not like I'd willingly endanger anyone like that,"
- > T-"Well that solves that problem, but how are you all going to determine who wins? Knockout?"
- >Pank -"Nooooot necessarily."
- >She snaps her fingers, and three health bare pop into existence above the arena with each Pinkie's name and their Stand's right next to it
- >Pank -"Last to lose all their health wins!"
- >Kay, you had to admit, you didn't expect that
- >Pank -"Everybody ready?"
- >The other two Pinkies gave a nod
- >Well, it's a school night
- >But who gives a shit LIVE STAND BATTLE
- >You and Twilight give one as well
- >"3!"
- >"2!"
- >"1!"
- >"OPEN THE GAME!"
- >Alrighty, time to kick some Ponka booty!
- >Gotta show Nonny you're the top Pinkie here!
- >But who to go for first?
- >Guns n Roses out, you aim for the first Pinkie you see
- >Sorry Ponk, but this is how it's gotta be
- >A large BANG rings out as you fire, sending your first shot straight for center mass
- >With lightning-quick reflexes, her Stand swipes at it, knocking it out of the way
- >But what she doesn't know is that Guns N Roses does more than shoot
- >It also blows stuff up!
- >You press the big red button and-
- >*BOOOOM*
- >The bullet explodes before Ponk knows what hit her, sending her flying into the invisible wall separating you and the outside
- >She hits is with a THWACK, and slides down slowly
- >"First attack!"
- >Time to go for a comb-
- >"[STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM]!"
- >Wha-
- >WHACK
- >SURPRISE ATTACK!
- >An upward swipe fron Strawberries and Cream sends Pinkie flying upwards, and you jump after her
- >A combination of strikes ending with a swing from above sends Pinkie straight into the floor
- >As you descend, you pull a flip and bring your Stand above your head, bringing it down with a fervor
- >As you swing down however, Pinkie rolls to the side, bringing out her Stand and firing a round at your direction
- >It misses by a hair, but she presses the big red button on the side of the gun, making it explode and knocking you straight into the ground
- >Ouchies
- >Someone's gonna get a whoppin' for that
- >As you try to stand up, a foot comes down on your back, slamming you back down
- >Jumping off of Pank's back, you attempt a kick on Pinkie
- >She's prepared, however, and blocks it with her Stand
- >Using it as a foothold, you kick off and land safely on the ground
- >'Now'd be a good time to use me, Pinkie!'
- >But which song should I play?'
- >'I've got one in mind!'
- >https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-VSGr0MnM
- >A soft tune begins to hum throughout the arena
- >As the song begins to play, you dash towards Pinkie, bringing your Stand's hoof straight into her face
- >She flies back, as she's unable to react in time, going straight into the invisible wall
- >Got ya!
- >Turning around, your Stand blocks Pank as she brings her hammer down onto you
- >Thanks to the song slowing her down, she can't quite slam as hard as she could, making the next few swings from her easily blockable
- >The two of you trade blows, Pank barely able to keep up
- >After a short rush, you finally connect a blow right into Pank's stomach
- >As you raise your arm, ready to knock her into the ground-
- >*BANG*
- >A bullet flies square into your back
- >Sh-
- >*BOOOOM*
- >Teeheehee!
- >Ponk thought she was clever, putting something relaxing on like that to slow you down
- >It also calmed you down, helping you aim a lot easier
- >The two Pinkies fly right into the wall
- >Staying in your crouched position, you keep your eyes down the sights as you wait for the smoke to clear
- >It does after a second, and you aim for the Pinkie pile and watch as both begin to slowly rise
- >Not on my watch!
- >A bullet to the face knocks Ponk down again, and the music stops
- >Your attention is now turned to-
- >Where's Pank?
- >A quick scan around the arena yields no results
- "Where'd ya go Pank?"
- >Oof!
- >Those bullets really have some kick to 'em
- >And they EXPLODE!
- >Hands shaking, you try your best to stand up
- >*BANG*
- >A shot rings out, and Ponk is down on the ground again
- >Oochie, that's gotta be the one that ends her
- >Looking up, you see each health bar floating up above the arena
- >Pinkie's in the lead, with you behind her slightly, and Ponk in last, nearly defeated
- >Time to bring Pinkie down to size!
- >But how?
- >...
- >An idea hits you
- >You leap an impossible height straight onto Pinkie's health bar
- >"Where'd ya go Pank?"
- "Up here!"
- >With all of your strength, you slam your hammer down on the health bar
- >It falls down on Pinkie, and a cloud of dust rises as the arena shakes
- >That should put her down for now
- >You land on the ground
- >Now to take care of Ponk
- >And you're not being slowed down by her music, so this should be a piece of-
- >OoOoooOOOOOooof
- >That last shot was dead center on your face
- >And now your head hurts
- >But you're not gonna go down that easy
- >Even if you feel like you could any second
- >Pank lands as a large cloud of dust settles over the arena
- >Going in for the kill, you dash towards Pank, both of your Stands at the ready
- >Unlike before though, she catches your attack and is having an easier time retaliating
- >Have to end this quick!
- >Then you can move on to Pinkie!
- >After a rush of blows betwixt you, you land a hit on Pank's hand and she reels, giving you an opening
- >Now!
- >https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=89p8ya3ZdnQ (4:53 to 5:23)
- >You follow up a blow to the stomach with the mother of all Stand rushes
- >After a few seconds, you slam her onto the ground, continuing your attack
- >Nearing the end of the solo, your Stand throws Pank into the air, spinning and kicking her away
- >Alright... She's down...
- >You're stumbling as you run towards Pinkie
- >All...
- >All... I have...
- >to do now...
- >Is-
- >*BONK!*
- >A hammer to your head sends you flying, and you land, unable to move
- >Aaaaaaaaawwwww....
- >[6GJINUB0BBU PINKIE/BALLROOM BLITZ]
- >[RETIRED!]
- >With a poof, Ponk disappears from view, reappearing on the ground in front of Anon and Twilight
- >Now she's done...
- >But she definitely took ya down a notch before going
- >Your stomach is gonna be hurting for a while
- >But now that she's out of the way, you can focus your attention on-
- >*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*
- >GAH!
- >You duck down as shots ring out
- >She's still going?
- >When the shots stop, you check yourself, making sure you weren't shreked
- >Nope. Completely intact!
- "Ha! Missed me!"
- >"Did I?"
- "Huh?"
- >She didn't hit you, she only hit the-
- >-ground around you
- >Oh
- >*BOOOOOOOOM*
- >[BSSNRLDKV2 PINKIE/STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM]
- >[RETIRED]
- >[WINNER: PINKIE PIE/GUNS N ROSES!]
- >https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL8SYAgalTQoBwu-z1BF3H6j3Vl5i5C1Ru&v=tfhqaxhqQvI
- >Pinkie pulled off a pose, holding her Stand across her shoulders behind her head with a smile
- >Goddamn
- >What a fight
- >You and Twilight applaud the display
- >Looking down from the arena, you stop clapping at the sight of the other two Pinkies
- >Both of the girls are currently lying on the ground, curled up into a ball
- "You okay there guys?"
- >Pank, Ponk -"Yeah."
- "Ya sure?"
- >Pank -"Yeah... hold on..."
- >She stands up wearily, summons her Stand, and slams it into the ground, making the arena disappear into the earth and flinging Pinkie onto the ground nearby
- >Walking over and grabbing her hand, you pull her up and dust her off
- >Pink -"How'd ya like the fight?"
- "It was great. Nice job out there!"
- >She blushes at the compliment
- >T -"So, how would you say this birthday was?"
- >You consider your words, before pulling Pinkie into a kiss
- >After a second of tongue-fencing action with Pinkie, you pull away
- "Perfect."
- >Pank, Ponk, T -"Awwww!"
- >{"CAUSE I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMOOOOOORE!"}
- >Everyone turns towards BB
- >BB -"What? I thought it was fitting for the moment."
- <=====TO==BE==CONTINUED=====
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