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- >Be Seamus
- >Move-in day at 4chan U (Go Clovers!)
- >majoring in music
- >concentration: musical saw
- >arrive at your dorm, Blue Hall
- >long ass line to check in, stand behind a guy playing pokemon
- >guy gets in line behind you
- >wearing a trenchcoat, mask, and a fedroa
- >he's holding a box of plastic-wrapped comics
- >you stare for a moment
- "Lemme guess, art major? Animation?"
- >"N-no, undecided. I can never figure out if I want comics or movies. Comics are pure, but only please through sight. Animation dilutes the product, but engulfs sight, sound, smell, tassssste."
- "I hear ya. I've got all three Nolan Batman soundtracks on FLAC. Hans Zimmer nailed it."
- >"Well if you like that, the 1989 Batman soundtrack was pretty good too. It really set the tone for every Batman movie after it. I'm Conrad"
- "Seamus"
- >finally get to the front of the line
- >a guy with a headset is behind the desk
- >"Hi, can I help you"
- "I'm here to get my room assignment"
- >"Name?"
- "Seamus"
- >"Okay Seamus, you're on the second flood, room /mu/. Will that be all?"
- "Yes, thank you."
- >walk to the stairs humming the batman theme
- >all the dorms have different abbreviations on them
- >/3/, /a/, /c/, /g/
- >upstairs, all the doors have abbreviations as well
- >/adv/, /biz/, /co/
- >you find your down the hall a ways, in between /mlp/ and /n/
- >you unlock your room door and survey the scene
- >a desk, a twin bed, a window, a closet, a bathroom you share with /n/
- "Just pretend you're living on the road. It's a cheap-ass hotel room you'll be stuck in for the next year."
- >you leave the room to go start getting things from your van
- >see Conrad walking into /co/
- >"Seamus!"
- "Yo!"
- >"Nice! Same floor. He we ought to go check out the other dorm tonight. Red Dorm. That's where all the upperclassmen live. I bet they party hard."
- "Ehhhhh, I was thinking about..."
- >"What? Staying here and alphabetizing your record collection?"
- "N-no!"
- >yes
- "Let me think about it. I still have a lot of setting up to do. I'll swing by later once I'm done."
- >"Later tater!"
- >literally what
- >You're unloading dorm stuff from your van.
- >gotta hurry before the notice you stole a dolly
- >record player, tube amp, boxes of records
- >fuck carrying all this
- >"Ooohhh, neat van. How often do you pick up kids in it?"
- >a young girls voice catches your ear
- >you poke your heard out the back
- "what did you just say?"
- >She's in a purple dress with pigtails and a hat that says "TOP KEK"
- >what the hell is TOP KEK?
- >what is a child doing here?
- >why did she just insult your van?
- "I used this van to schlep around my stuff when I was in a band."
- >"You play instruments? Can you play Wonderwall?
- "Why would I want to play that?"
- >"Because it's the best song ever! Duh."
- >Seriously, who's fucking kid is this
- "One, it's not. Two, I could play it but I don't want to."
- >"I don't see a guitar. How can you play it if you don't have a guitar?"
- "Hey I'm pretty busy trying to get my stuff out. Shouldn't you be with your parents saying good bye to your older brother or sister?"
- >"Nope, I go here. I kinda run the place really. Hey, check'em!"
- >She spins her arms and finger-gun points at your license plate.
- "what"
- >"Your license plate, it has dubs. You gotta check your dubs."
- >an awkward silecence fills the air as you stare at this weird child
- >It's like she's speaking a langue that is indistinguishable English, but totally different all the same
- >"Anyway, we're having a party over at Red Dorm tonight and we needed some music. Buuuuut, if you don't have a guitar, I guess you can't come.
- "Oh darn"
- >"B-but if you change your mind, the password is "none".
- "I'll keep that in mind."
- >You wheel your stuff back into the dorm but are stopped by the stairs
- >sonofabitch
- >You're tapped on the shoulder, hard
- >a muscular dudebro in a tank-top that says "GOMAD" is behind you.
- >"need help?"
- >The german accent is thick but you get the message
- "I would love it"
- >He takes the heaviest part as you both walk up the stairs
- >You both make it up to the top and he sets it down
- "Thanks bro"
- >"You too!"
- >Back in your room
- >plug in record player and dig through record stash
- >The Chronic
- >whynot.jpg
- >the beats and rhymes fill the air as you work to set your new room just as you want it
- >you're plotting how to ironically hang a Bob Marley poster when you hear a knock at the door
- >you answer it to see a guy dressed head to toe in cycling gear carrying a bike
- >"Hey, I live next door. I'm Lance"
- "Seamus."
- >"I just got back from doing 20 miles and I heard the good tunes. You bike?"
- "Not even a little."
- >"Well I thought I'd offer. If you ever change your mind, hit me up."
- "I will."
- >"You going to the party next door?"
- "Maybe, still working on getting things set up in here."
- >"Well, if you do want to, I'm going over with a group at 9."
- >He carries his bike off to his room
- >You go and change the record to something less "good"
- >Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven oughta dampen the mood around here.
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