Script: Curse of the Wereslut

Curse of the Wereslut
by Smutomancer
[m/f, fantasy, female paladin x male rogue, questionable consent, dirty talk]
Female paladin is a wereslut. On each new moon she stalks the streets fucking random people unless she locks herself up. This time, the party bard tries to figure out what's going on and breaks into her room. Things happen.



[[[Notes: Talmae is a god/goddess (haven't decided) I came up with for another story (though Anon on /tg/ helped with the name). It's probably pronounced "tall may."  The "time lock" is something I made up on the fly just now. It's basically a lock set on a timer, with no way to open it until the clock runs out. And apparently it can be attached to any door. Because magic and fuck you this is smut, that's why. I needed her to have some way to keep herself "safe" when she changes. Also, let's pretend windows don't exist.
But seriously, just have fun with it. And feel free to change any dialogue you want, especially at the end there during the sex. I think I overused "yes" a bit.]]]



[in a crowded tavern]

I would like to raise a toast to another successful mission, one less cult to profane our realm!

[cheers] [she drinks]

Whoa, this stuff is [hiccup] stronger than it looks. Everyone, I'm afraid I must retire from the festivities early tonight.

No, nothing serious. All this ale is simply going to my head and I would prefer not to have to atone tomorrow for something I may forget, tonight.

Hmm? Flint? No, now that you mention it, I don't think I've seen him all night. [sigh] Probably squandering his new found wealth away with some harlot. Just another soul to pray for.

[walks up stairs, goes to room]

[breathing heavily] That was... much too close. [as a half-prayer] Talmae, how much longer must I suffer so?
[defeated sigh] I only hope I have time to affix the time-lock.  Where did I put that thing, anyway?

[some shuffling as she searches]

[a crash]

Ah! By Talmae what's-  Flint?!  What in the name of all things holy are you doing in my private chamber!

Hiding? I'm not hiding from anything, nor from anyone. Get out this instant!

My lock... where did you get that? Give it here and begone, already.

[getting increasingly flustered] It's- it's for privacy, you dolt. Obviously the locks in these places are hardly adequate to keep the likes of you out, so I bring my own.

Lock me in? Well, yes, it CAN do that. I use it when... when I need to meditate. Yes. If I cannot leave a place it... reduces the clutter in my mind. One less thing to think about.

Just give it here.

Yes, I know I'm getting angry. That's what happens when a thief sneaks into a woman's room and rummages through her private [starts to breath heavily] her private things.

[much quieter] Please, just go.

There isn't much time. Please, just go. I'm begging you.

[slams him against the door] Just get out of here, you silly little man, or Talmae help me I'm going to suck you cock! [gasps] I- I mean, I'm going to- to- with my sword, and-

No, no, no. Nothing's wrong. I- I just- Fuck it's hot in here. [gasps] Talmae, forgive my foul mouth! I swear I shall wash it out with soap and hot, steamy cum-

No! Not again! Flint, get out! Get the fuck out now!

[slams him against door again]

[more composed voice, sounding vaguely sultry] And where do you think you're going, friend Flint?

Stay, please. It's so lonely in here at night. And with the new moon, it's ever so dark outside. You wouldn't leave a defenseless maiden such as myself alone in the dark, would you? Won't you defend me with you... mighty sword?

Dagger? No, this, mmmm, this is a mighty sword if I've ever felt one. And what's this? It must be enchanted, for I feel it growing in my hand-

You can't leave now, my dear. Not after I-

[loud click]

Oh, but my hand slipped. And the time lock won't open until the morning. We're stuck here [increasingly sultry] all alone... all night... with... nothing... to... do.

[long, wet kiss] You're mine until morning. You might as well get used to the idea. [chuckle] Your little friend here sure has. Why don't we let him convince you in person?

[overplayed gasp] A mighty sword, just like I said!  Oh, but it looks so dull in the candlelight. We must polish the blade!

[kiss/lick] Mmm, I think it's working.

[sucking sound] Mmmmm, yeees, it is working. It is! [laugh] But look how it shines! We must find it a suitable sheath!

[drags him to bed]

It's close, I know it is. Help me, help me Flint. Use your hands like this- Ah! Yes, like that. So much to search and so little time, you must hurry!
My hills- oh yes-  ah, and my valleys.  More, you must search more!

No, no, you'll never find anything like that! Yes! Under, on my skin. Now you're getting there!

[gasp] Again, please again. I love the way you pinch at my breasts.  Taste them! Suck on them like the babe you are!

Your hand! Lower, gods yes, lower!  Ah!  No, not outside, you must go in! IN I SAY-  AHHH! Fuck yes!

More! More fingers!

Sheath? What are you- Oh, fuck the metaphors and fuck me. I said fuck me!

[loud gasp] Yes yes yes yesyesyesyes! Faster!

[sex sounds]

More! I- I need- [shuffling of position] Like this, take me like this! NO! From behind! Take me like the bitch I am! Shove it in my ass right this-

FUCK YES!

[more sex sounds]

More- Just, oh hells, just keep doing- fuck me harder!  Just a little mo-more and I'll-  YES!

[panting for a moment] [in a whisper] H-hard.

I said get hard again. I need more. Do me how you want but give me more!



........................................[several hours later]..........................................................


Oh, gods, my back. What happened last-

Flint? What are you doing in my-

No. Oh, fuck me, no no no.

Listen, you little bastard, if you speak a word of this to ANYBODY and I will-

Why is the door open?