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THEY'RE HAVING BABUS

Jan 15th, 2018
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  1. Covet: Cadence was in the bedroom making sure the little gifts they'd goten for everyone were set up. She smiled and looked at them, having been in this strange happy haze, despite how iffy her stomach had been and the slight discomfort from her IUD removal yesterday. // Tyler was sitting on the couch in the living room giving the dog's some attention. Titus wanting to play tug of war with his rope toy where, Pety just wanted pets. He had a beer sitting on the side table that he'd been sipping on.
  2. Alexithymiaa: -Adam was sitting on the couch in the living room, gently stroking his hand over Petey's head because nice pets for the nice doggy. He was patiently waiting for whatever was going on because he could feel Cadence and Remy practically vibrating with excitement.-
  3. Tsaaq: "How are my babies?" He asked softly as he snuck up behind her and gave her kisses. "Everything okay?" Remy craned his head to look at her. "Smells like dinner is almost done."// Hayley made kissy faces at Petey. "I miss you so much mister. And the other kittles." She said as she went to scratch his head. "I'm hungryyyyy." She whined as she rose to her feet. // A cigarette hung from Jacque's mouth as she stirred her spaghettis, the chickens was already done and delish, this is making me hungry. // "Tell you brother and his wife to stop being antisocial." Sasha called out.
  4. Covet: Cadence leaned back into Remy and nodded her head, giving him a kiss on the cheek. "We're doing good. I'm excited to give these out. Do you think they're going to be happy?" She asked him then gave the air a sniff. " Guess we should stop hiding away." // Tyler stood up and made his way into the kitchen smiling at Jacque, "Thanks for cooking, it smells amazing."
  5. Alexithymiaa: "I'm sure everything is almost ready." Adam spoke to Hayley as he continued to pet the good dog. He scratched his fingers behind the doggy ears, his eyes trailing over into the kitchen to Remy and Cadence.-
  6. Tsaaq: He sputtered his lips. "Of course they'll be happy. Who are they? Puritans?" He asked with a laugh. He went to lead Cadence out of the bedroom to the dining room. "Hey guys. I'm ready for eats." // She poked out her lips into a pout and crossed her arms. "I'm hungry though." She grumbled. "Come on Petey." Hayley said, making the doggo follow her. // "All she did was make the spaghetti." Sasha said in a monotone. // Jacque went to shove him a little. "I reared your children and other stuff." She complained. "There's fizzy apple cider so you can pretend to be drunk honey." She went to lay out all of the food on the table. 'You guys can come sit if you want... Finally look who's showed up."
  7. Covet: "Sorry, got a little distracted with something." Cadence said with a grin, "But we're here now. I can help get dishes out if we're ready." // Tyler took a drink from his beer as he sat down at the table, "Pasta isn't the easiest thing to make. It took Cadence forever how to make mac and cheese without making it soggy."
  8. Alexithymiaa: -Adam pushed up to his feet and walked over to join them at the table, pulling out Hayley's chair for her before taking his own seat and beginning to dish out pasta and help. "Everything looks great, regardless of who made it or how difficult they thought it was." He was trying to be polite.-
  9. Tsaaq: "Yeah, anything else you need us to do?" He asked as he walked up beside Cadence. // She smiled and went to sit down. "Thank youuu." She said to Adam. Petey went to take his place under the table for eats. // "Exactly, tell him." Jacqueline put out her cigarette but rest assured she'd be lighting a new one soon. "Wait you guys don't have to-" She shrugged she was lazy. "Fine. Just give us the food. Give Hayley and her boyfriend good portions too." Jacque said. "God I sound like my mother." She rolled her eyes at herself and sat down. // Sasha went to sit and looked over at Adam and Tyler. "But I breaded and seasoned the chicken." He said with a frown because he wanted to be praised for his chickens. "Petey, why?" He sighed as he peeked under the table.
  10. Covet: "We will, we will." Cadence said with a smile as she went about and started to help dish people up. // Tyler chuckled, " I'm sure the chicken turned out just as great, Sasha. Thanks for inviting me to dinner this time Cady. Usually you leave me out." // Cadence rolled her eyes, "Keep it up and you won't get to stay either."
  11. Alexithymiaa: "Everything looks delicious." Adam chimed in to try to appease EVERYONE, picking up his fork and spinning it around in the spaghetti to get it all up on his fork. He took a bite, looking over at Cadence and then Remy. He chewed and swallowed before speaking because he's a polite boy. "Thank you for having us."-
  12. Tsaaq: He rose his eyebrows at her "Be nice to Tyler." Remy said with a smirk as he went to kiss her temple. "Of course. It's not like I hate any of you." Remy shrugged. // "Yeah I knew I'd never not be welcome in here." Hayley stuck her tongue out at Remy then went to eat some of the chicken. "I always love your chicken, daddy." She smiled. She snuck some chickens for Petey. // Jacque leaned her elbows on the table. "You're welcome." She told Adam like she fucking lived there. // Sasha stared blankly at his wife a moment then turned to Hayley with a smile. "Thank you princess." He said. "And stop giving the dog people food." He gave a condescending nod. "You know Adam I don't think I ever got to thank you for standing up for Hayley the other day in court." Sasha rambled.
  13. Covet: "I am nice to him" She said with a laugh getting herself dished up after everyone else, but a much smaller portion because food was still difficult right now. She sat down and got herself some of the sparkly apple juice to drink. She listened to Sasha give Adam some praise. Finding it hard to sit still because she was getting giddy about their announcement. She felt her phone go off and looked at it sending a message back to Steph. // Tyler dug into his food, and made the pleased eating noises, "I've been watching that on TV. It's been pretty intense."
  14. Alexithymiaa: "Oh well..." He paused, twirling his fork in his spaghetti again. "I wasnt really supposed to do that. It's against the rules so to speak, but what that lawyer was doing was wrong."-
  15. Tsaaq: Remy went to sit down and looked over to Cadence with a raise of his eyebrows, waiting for a codeword or a sigh or something. // She frowned and looked under the table at Petey. "Sorry boy." Hayley sighed and went back to playing with her food on her plate as she went silent. // "What? You're not? People always say shit on the people's court." Jacque asked. "But he was attacking our baby. Everyone saw." // Sasha shrugged his shoulders. "It doesn't matter. What you did was the right thing." He said. "Plus our opinions mean way more since you're dating our daughter and stuff." Sasha started to laugh.
  16. Covet: Cadence was waiting until after they were done talking about Adam's awesomeness from court and bit her lip, "As awesome as it was, would it be alright to change the subject? Remy and I kind of have some news to share, since you're all here together." // Tyler raised an eyebrow as he looked over at his sister then at Remy, "What did you to do now?"
  17. Alexithymiaa: "Thank you." Adam said in a small voice, bringing his fork up to his mouth to enjoy the spaghettis. Hearing Cadence's voice, he lifted his head, starting to nod because his mouth was full.-
  18. Tsaaq: Remy went to take her hand as he looked between Cadence and the rest of the group. "What? No. Nothing bad. Jesus fucking Christ." He sighed. // Hayley nudged Adam a moment before turning to the two of them. "Is everything okay?" She asked. // Jacqueline turned her head. "Oh? News?" She asked placing a unlit cigarette into her mouth. // "Listen, you guys going back to school is hardly news. We already figured that classes start back soon." Sasha said. God they all were such smart asses.
  19. Covet: She squeezed his hand then laughed at everyone's comments. "Everything is fine. One second...I have something that will explain it better." She said happy to step away from the food for a second because she didn't want to get sick in the middle of this. She grabbed the box that had the mugs in it and came back to hand them out to their respective Owners, Except Adam who got an envelope. [ https://i.gyazo.com/71d477933c2a5af4663511b57229d652.png ]. There were a couple of pictures inside the mugs and the envelope for Adam, as well as something written in the bottom of the mugs. [ https://i.gyazo.com/a2686a0f3fe288cc67e3869f9879eba5.png ] [ https://i.gyazo.com/89f6798b6db41bff52e5e12c91927ec2.png ] [ Jacque and Sasha's https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81L-ci6JeXL._SX700_.jpg ][ Hayley's: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41P8TH7sfOL.jpg ] [ Tyler's: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81jAuDI%2BD-L._SX700_.jpg ] She made her way back over to Remy and leaned into him where he was sitting, waiting for the reaction. // Tyler was still in the process of putting noodles in his mouth while Cadence passed out the mugs, and was one of the last to read his.
  20. Alexithymiaa: (Me: And none for Gretchen Wieners, BYE)
  21. Covet: [SORRY ADAM! XD]
  22. Covet: [He still got an announcement envelope though!]
  23. Alexithymiaa: -Adam took his envelope and started to open it, pulling out the baby announcement and slowly lifting his head. He swallowed his spaghetti before beginning to beam over at Cadence and Remy. "You're pregnant? Congratulations."-
  24. Tsaaq: Remy nodded his head. "Yeah, that's what's happening. I put a pizza in her oven." He replied and waited on everyone else's reactions. // Hayley looked into her mug and went quiet as she looked inside. "Oh. Wow guys, that's great." She said as she forced a smile onto her face but proceeded to lower her head once more. // Jacque stood up and screamed, which was probably the most emotion she's ever shown in the past week. "Oh my fucking god! Really?" She went to hug Cadence and kissed Remy's head. "I have to call In. Oh my god. Oh my god!" // Sasha got up and screamed in unison with Jacque. "Stop smoking you're making the baby sick!" He yelled as he snatched the cigarette from Jacque and threw it in the sick. He cheered and went over to Cadence. "I'm going to be a Pop-pop!"
  25. Covet: Cadence flinched and laughed as Jacque squealed and Sasha joined in, on the happiness. "Yeah.. It was kind of an accident, we had a plan and all, but my space case brain forgot something important to that plan." She said with a laugh hugging both of them back. She couldn't help but look over at Hayley and see her not as happy as everyone else, and she felt a little pang of guilt. // Tyler nearly choked on his spaghetti, "Wait.. what?" He asked then pulled the pictures out of the mug and looked in the mug. "Wow, congrats guys! I didn't think kids were your thing Cady."
  26. Alexithymiaa: -Picking up his napkin to wipe his mouth, he pushed up from his chair and walked over to Remy to give him a pat on the back because bros before stepping over to give Cadence a polite little hug. "When did y'all find out?"-
  27. Tsaaq: "Whatever, best accident ever. Everything happens for a reason. Plus my sperm is potent as fuck." He went to raise his hand for a high five from Sasha. He looked over to Hayley a moment before hearing Adam's inquiry. "Oh yeah, Thursday." He answered. "Cadence had me all scared but it was just baby Berkoff in there raising hell." Remy cliffnotes'd the tale. // Hayley looked up and forced a laugh. "Wow guys you really didn't waste any time." She said. // "No more cigarettes in the apartment. That includes you Remiel." She poked Remy. "Oh my gosh. You have to bring baby to New Jersey after it's born! Everybody has to see! Oh my fucking god. I'm calling mom now." She said as she held her cellphone to her ear and walked away. // "That's my boy." Sasha high fived Remy. "Oh wow, Solomon's baby is going to have somebody to play with. How cute is that? What is it? A boy in there? You gonna teach him how to play basketball?" Sasha asked. "Hurry back!" He called out to Jacque as she went to make a phone call.
  28. Covet: "Yeah, Thursday. Everything else is fine now and should be good after they removed my expired IUD out yesterday." She said then looked at Hayley, "I honestly thought we were protected. But I guess I messed up the dates when I was supposed to get it switched out. Either way, You're going to be a great Aunt." She told her, then looked at Sasha, "We can only hope it's a boy, but we won't know for a while yet. I'm only six weeks along." She took her phone and messages Steph back quickly before looking at her Brother, "Things change okay...I'm happy so shut up and let me be happy." // Tyler laughed and shook his head, "Well I guess if you guys are happy and wanting this then I'm happy to be an Uncle."
  29. Alexithymiaa: "I'm happy for y'all, you're going to make such great parents." He spoke with a warm smile before moving to sit back down with Hayley so he could enjoy his nice dinner.-
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