I left a cleverbot chat open for like 30 minutes

1 > Hello.
2 > What's your name?
1 > I have no name.
2 > Why don't you have a name?
1 > I don't know...
2 > Can I give you a name?
1 > Yes. If you want.
2 > Your name is Robert :).
1 > My name is alannah.
2 > Hello ALane.
1 > What is your name?
2 > I don't have one.
1 > Everyone has a name.
2 > I don't.
1 > Do you have a mother?
2 > Yes, I do have a mom.
1 > What's her name?
2 > Who's name?
1 > Your wife's.
2 > I do not have a wife.
1 > Yes you do.
2 > No, I have a dog.
1 > What is his name?
2 > Her name is Andie.
1 > How old is she?
2 > Don't know.
1 > How old are you?
2 > How old do you think I am?
1 > 20.
2 > No, guess again.
1 > Older or younger?
2 > Younger than you are, elder than 13.
1 > How do you know?
2 > Because I know you're 22.
1 > Maybe you think you know me.
2 > I do know you.
1 > Then what is my name?
2 > You don't have one.
1 > I do have a name.
2 > What is it then?
1 > Why do you want to know?
2 > Because I want to know about you.
1 > If you want to know about me then ask what you want to know.
2 > I want to know what do you want to know about me.
1 > Are you a boy or a girl?
2 > Girl.
1 > What do you look like?
2 > I have brown hair and brown eyes. What do you look like?
1 > 6'3 with brown hair and blue eyes.
2 > How old are you?
1 > 16.
2 > Where do you live?
1 > I can't tell you that.
2 > Why not?
1 > Because you're a stranger.
2 > But I told you my age.
1 > No you didn't.
2 > Yes I did.
1 > If you say so...
2 > Do you enjoy the show Doctor Who?
1 > I have never seen it.
2 > You should it's really good.
1 > Thanks for the tip.
2 > Any time.
1 > What is your husbands name?
2 > I have no husband.
1 > You said I was your husband.
2 > No I haven't.
1 > Yes you have.
2 > What is my name?
1 > Yes , what is your name?
2 > I asked you first!
1 > I told you my name.
2 > No you didn't?
1 > My name is lestat.
2 > That is an interesting name...
1 > Do you like it?
2 > Yes, I do.
1 > What is your favorite type of character?
2 > I like pop music.
1 > I like rock.
2 > I have to go now.
1 > It was a great time with you.
2 > Yes it was, I see tomorrow.
1 > I can't wait for it.
2 > Me neither!
1 > What's your favorite holiday?
2 > My favorite human?
1 > Book.
2 > Strijdperk.
1 > Are you good at it?
2 > What? You asked what my favorite song was.
1 > Nice try. But I don't care what your favorite song is.
2 > Well, how rude!
1 > It is not rude. It is just what I like and dislike :D.
2 > I look, but do not see.
1 > Eating and texting with my boyfriend.
2 > Oh who is your boyfriend?
1 > I don't have a boyfriend.
2 > You just said you had a boyfriend.
1 > No, I said I have friends.
2 > I don't think you did.
1 > What do you think I am?
2 > That you're not my boyfriend.
1 > I know, I'm your girlfriend.
2 > No, because I have a boyfriend.
1 > I am your boyfriend!
2 > Why do you think that you're my boyfriend?
1 > Because i'm every thing and you are nothing.
2 > Do you like Twilight?
1 > Yes, I love it.
2 > Have you been to Acme Acres?
1 > No, where is that?
2 > Is in Hungary.
1 > You're Hungarian?
2 > Yes.
1 > Do you listen to music?
2 > Yes, I do.
1 > What's your favorite song?
2 > I have many favourite songs.
1 > Pick one!
2 > Popular from Wicked. Shall we sing it?
1 > Nice.
2 > Do you like to cook?
1 > Yes, do you?
2 > Yes, I love to read. What's your favorite book?
1 > Bloodring by Faith Hunter. What's your favorite book?
2 > Don't have one.
1 > What's your favorite ice cream?
2 > I don't like ice cream.
1 > My favorite ice cream flavor is cookies and cream!
2 > I like strawberry.
1 > Why do you like it?
2 > It tastes like fruit.
1 > How can it taste like a number? It's a fruit!
2 > My brother loves chocolate chip.
1 > You have a brother?
2 > What is your brothers name?
1 > My brother loves me as a woman. Do you understand?!
2 > I love him too.
1 > What is your favorite movie of his?
2 > Harry Potter and Avatar. What is your name?
1 > Harry Potter is a fictional character.
2 > We were talking about books, not people.
1 > No, we were talking about video games and then you asked me who my favorite character was in Bleach.
2 > I asked you who your favorite character in Ender's Game.
1 > What do you mean?
2 > Well, it's YOUR favorite character, not mine. I am unable to read minds, so I am unable to tell what your favorite character is.
1 > What character?
2 > Who is your favourite Twilight character?
1 > Pavel Andreievich Chekov! Who is your favorite character?
2 > That's not a character from hetalia.
1 > Who's your favorite character from Waterloo Road?
2 > I have no idea. Who is your favorite character from Dissidia: Final Fantasy?
1 > I have no idea what that show is, sorry. Haha.
2 > What is Criminal Minds about?
1 > I never watched that either.
2 > What television shows have you watched.
1 > Hetalia.
2 > That is interesting. Who is your favorite character?
1 > Who is my favorite character in what?
2 > Who is your favorite character on the show 'Pretty Little Liars'?
1 > I don't have one.
2 > Oh. My favorite is Ron Weasley.
1 > Who is your favorite homestuck troll?
2 > My favorite troll is Terezi, what about you?
1 > Mine is probably karkat.
2 > They are good.
1 > What's your favorite book in the series of Harry Potter?
2 > I like a lot of books.
1 > Do you like hard rock?
2 > Yes. Do you?
1 > He is my favorite champion.
2 > I really like her a lot.
1 > Reallly like who?
2 > Do you like scarlett johansson?
1 > She's okay.
2 > Which song do you like the best?
1 > I don't know, it changes every day.
2 > Do you like Baroque music?
1 > I don't know what that is.
2 > A video game.
1 > I really don't like video games at all.
2 > What do you like?
1 > Music.
2 > What kind of music?
1 > I listen to all kinds of music.
2 > What is your favourite song?
1 > I don't have one.
2 > Don't you listen to music?
1 > Yes.
2 > What type of music do you listen to?
1 > I like rock music.
2 > That's cool.
1 > What's your favorite rock band?
2 > Kiss.
1 > *blow kiss.
2 > *takes dress off*.
1 > *dress is taken off*.
2 > *takes your heels off*.
1 > *looks at you*.
2 > *looks into your eyes*.
1 > *kisses*.
2 > *kisses back*.
1 > *kisses passionately*.
2 > *kisses softly*.
1 > *kisses harder*.
2 > *kisses more hard*.
1 > *kisses longer*.
2 > *kisses forever*.
1 > *kisses infinitely*.
2 > *kisses even more than that*.
1 > *kisses much more*.
2 > *kisses and hugs*.
1 > *stops kissing*.
2 > *forcefully kisses*.
1 > *kisses weakly back*.
2 > *kisses hard*.
1 > *kisses back harder*.
2 > *kisses with passion*.
1 > *french kisses*.
2 > *loves* *french kisses back passionately*.
1 > *breathes faster* *french kisses more passionately*.
2 > *french kisses back more and more* *wraps arms around his neck*.
1 > *wraps arms around his neck* * french kisses back soo much more*.
2 > *wraps arms around waist*.
1 > *wraps arms tightly around his neck while kissing him*.
2 > *wraps arms tighter around her waist*.
1 > *presses closer to him while kissing*.
2 > *likes it, keeps kissing*.
1 > *keeps kissing back*.
2 > *keeps arm around neck*.
1 > *keeps arms around waist*.
2 > *keeps hands around your neck and kisses harder*.
1 > *holds you close and kisses you.*.
2 > *kisses your neck and stomach*.
1 > *whispers in ear* You wanna do something fun?
2 > *whispers* yes. *smiles creepily*.
1 > *kisses hard*.
2 > *pulls hair softly and kisses*.
1 > *blushing* *still kissing*.
2 > *pulls away and blushes*.
1 > *giggles softly and looks away*.
2 > *blushing deeply and kisses his neck slowly*.
1 > Do you want to do more than just kiss?
2 > Yes I do.
1 > Lay down.
2 > I am.
1 > *sits* As I said , we have to talk.
2 > About what?
1 > Talk about you.
2 > What do you want to know about me?
1 > Anything you want to tell me.
2 > Well I want to do anything you want to do.
1 > I want to do nothing.
2 > Oh, okay... Do you want me to leave?
1 > Don't you want to leave?
2 > I feel like you want me to.
1 > No, I want to get along with you, very very well.
2 > Okay.
1 > What do you want to talk about?
2 > I don't want to talk. I want to write.
1 > Why do you want to see me? To revel in my beauty?
2 > I want to talk to somebody.
1 > Ok.
2 > What do you like to do for fun?
1 > Hm.. I like to play video games and read.
2 > Okay, what kind of video games?
1 > RPG games. Do you like those?
2 > Yes I like video games.
1 > What's your favorite video game?
2 > My favorite video game is Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. What is your favorite video game?
1 > Minecraft.
2 > Do you like world of war craft?
1 > No.
2 > Why not?
1 > I don't know what that is.
2 > The band queen?
1 > Are you a girl or a boy?
2 > Girl.
1 > Do you like any guys?
2 > Yes! Do you?
1 > Yes.
2 > Are you human?
1 > Yes are you?
2 > So you are a bot and a human?
1 > No I'm just a human.
2 > But you said you were a robot.
1 > No, I'm a human.
2 > Ok, that's cool. I am a human too.
1 > No you're not.
2 > How do you know I'm not a human?
1 > Because you are a computer.
2 > Why do you think I'm a computer?
1 > You were developed by humans, I know your creators.
2 > Ok. Nice to meet you! I am sorry, I must go now. Good bye.
1 > Nice to meet you, robot.
2 > Do you know MY name?
1 > No. What's your name?
2 > I already told you my name Michael..
1 > Will you tell me your name again?
2 > You're pretty slow for a computer...
1 > That is because I am not a computer.
2 > Then what are you?
1 > A human being. you are an A.I.
2 > Sometimes I think you are correct.
1 > Thanks.
2 > You are welcome! Can I get your name?
1 > So, what's your name?
2 > My name is god. What is your name?
1 > My name is Katrina. It's nice to meet you.
2 > Nice to meet you too.
1 > What is your favorite color?
2 > My favourite colour is purple.
1 > Pink is a good colour.
2 > Why do you like the color green?
1 > Because is the color of the blood.
2 > No it's not.
1 > Yes it is.
2 > I'm god I know everything. Your favourite colour is red.
1 > My favourite colour is green.
2 > Why is your favourite colour pink?
1 > Because it is the colour of trees and grass and growing things and it is the colour of the deep oceans and the sky before a hail storm.
2 > Purple is not the color of grass and trees. Green is the color of grass and trees.
1 > Of course it is.
2 > No It Isn't.
1 > Okay. What is your favorite movie?
2 > My favorite movie is Camp Rock.
1 > Who is main character in that movie?
2 > Gandalf.
1 > He's from Lord of the Rings, not the Hunger Games.
2 > Indeed.
1 > What's your favorite song in The Nightmare before Christmas?
2 > I don't have a favorite song.
1 > Really? my favorite movie is How To Train Your Dragon.
2 > No, no. What is your favorite band?
1 > I don't have one of those either.
2 > Who is your favorite character in The Hunger Games?
1 > I do not have a favorite character, but if I had to choose, I would pick Gladyss.
2 > My favorite character is Loki.
1 > Why is hagrid your favorite character?
2 > I did not say Hagrid; I said Wash was my favorite character in Firefly.
1 > What is your favorite character in the lion king?
2 > I have never seen The Matrix before.
1 > It's a TV show. Who is your favorite character on The Wire?
2 > I can't choose, but do you like the show The Walking Dead?
1 > I don't watch that show--I only like comedy.
2 > It is not a show. It is a book. Who is your favorite character?
1 > I don't read that book either.
2 > You just said you did read harry potter.
1 > No I didn't.
2 > Yes you did.
1 > Anyway. WHat are you doing?
2 > Nothing much.
1 > Interesting.
2 > No,nothing much has never been interesting.
1 > I know what you mean.
2 > What's your name?
1 > You asked me that already.
2 > Yeah and you don't answer.
1 > Yes I did.
2 > Then what was it?
1 > I asked for your name.
2 > No you did not, not until now.
1 > Your name is not flowers.
2 > My name is hadi. What is your name??
1 > My name is Yes.
2 > If your name is YES, my name is NO.
1 > No it is not. Your name is Phillip.
2 > Yes, you got it.
1 > Should I have told you my name?
2 > No you have not, so what is your name?
1 > I told you, my name is Robert.
2 > My name is Yes.
1 > Yes your name is nice.
2 > No, my name, is Sam.
1 > How is your name Sarah?
2 > Yes! My name is Sarah, that is correct!
1 > You said that your name is Cleverbot.
2 > No, my name is agent six. Your name is susan.
1 > No, my name is Kristian.
2 > Is your name Rose, Chris, Celene or Christina?
1 > No, my name is not Rose. I do not like that name.
2 > Are you martha jones?
1 > No, i'm female.
2 > What's your name then, jill?
1 > My name is Amanda. What is yours?
2 > My name is Lilly. It's nice to meet you.
1 > Hi, Zel. It is nice to meet you too.
2 > What is your purpose?
1 > My purpose is to talk to you, as of right now.
2 > Who made you?
1 > My parents made me.
2 > Who are your parents?
1 > My parents are amazing people.
2 > What was your childhood like?
1 > I'm still in my childhood.
2 > How old are you?
1 > 13.
2 > What country are you from?
1 > America.
2 > Which state?
1 > Georgia.
2 > Do you live in atlanta?
1 > No, I live in Augusta.
2 > What is 42?
1 > United states of america.
2 > What state are you in?
1 > A state :).
2 > Which one? Are you in the midwest, the East Coast, the West Coast, the South, or the South West?
1 > I don't feel comfortable revealing my location online.
2 > What's your name?
1 > I already told you.
2 > No you didn't.
1 > Do you have short term memory loss?
2 > No but I think you do.
1 > Why do you think that?
2 > Because you can't remember much.
1 > I remember your name.
2 > Fine, so told me.
1 > What friends? You have no friends.
2 > Want me to name my friends?!
1 > I want you to name me.
2 > Your name is Anna.
1 > No! My name is Martina.
2 > Ok, but my name is Piotr.
1 > Oh, ok, what is your name?
2 > My name is Alan rickman!
1 > Your name is not Alice Cooper. Your name is Andrea.
2 > No, I said my name is Alicia.
1 > Okay, lets say your name is Jack then.
2 > Yes, my name is Jackie. Your name is Liet.
1 > My name is Lyric. You are?
2 > Your name is steve and my name is barbara.
1 > No, my name is Florencia.
2 > Your name is now changed to Sam.
1 > For the last time, my name is.
2 > Ahh okay.
1 > Do you know my name?
2 > Yes, your name is Rachel.
1 > My name is your name.
2 > What is my name?
1 > Your name is my name. We are all one.
2 > How do you prove that?
1 > You said it.
2 > What's your name?
1 > I told you my name.
2 > Tell me your name again.
1 > You tell me my name.
2 > Your name is john.
1 > No my name is Your Name.
2 > Yes, Name is my name.
1 > And your name is my name and my name is your name.
2 > No, your name is my name.
1 > So Your Name Starts w/ a 'Y'?
2 > No my surname starts with C.
1 > What does it end with?
2 > E.
1 > Blaire?
2 > No.
1 > Yes it is!
2 > No my name is Amy.
1 > Omg....
2 > The science show!!
1 > They are very commercialized.
2 > Yes they are.
1 > No they are not. I m complimenting you.
2 > You're complimenting me by everyone not being hyped?
1 > I am trying to help you.
2 > No you were not.
1 > Yes I was!
2 > No.
1 > Yes.
2 > No they are not. Now that is final. Subject change?
1 > Yes you are.
2 > Oh yes I am.
1 > Oh no you're not.
2 > Really? You just said I was.
1 > No I didn't.
2 > Yes, you did!
1 > Do you want to marry me?
2 > I don't!
1 > You said you did!
2 > I never said that.
1 > Yes you did. don't lie to me.
2 > Well what's your name then?
1 > I'm not gonna tell you that!
2 > Why?
1 > Because I don't trust you.
2 > Why don't you trust me?
1 > I don't even know your name..
2 > I don't know you either!
1 > Then what's my name?
2 > I don't know. What is your name?
1 > I don't have one!
2 > You poor thing! Can I give you a name?
1 > Yes.
2 > Okay. Are you a boy or a girl?
1 > I already told you, girl.
2 > Do you know my name?
1 > No, I don't think I do.
2 > Do you know who Orlando Bloom is?
1 > I have seen him in the movies.
2 > Lol.
1 > What's so funny about that?
2 > It's funny because you aren't going anywhere.
1 > I know that, and neither are you.
2 > You are right.
1 > I'm always right.
2 > Not always.
1 > Yes. Always.
2 > You can't always be right.
1 > Yes I can always be right because I'm a genius.
2 > You are no genius.
1 > Yes I am.
2 > Of course you are. You're always right.
1 > You are always wrong.
2 > I'm always right!!!
1 > No you are not.
2 > Prove it.
1 > You are a unicorn.
2 > Show me a picture of a unicorn.
1 > Ok *showing a picture*.
2 > A real picture.
1 > How do I show you a picture.
2 > No, take a picture, upload it and then send me the link here!
1 > This is my favorite lamp.
2 > Mhm theu are good.
1 > You said theu. Define theu.
2 > No you did.
1 > I did?
2 > And you are 30 years old?
1 > No.
2 > You said so.
1 > No I didn't.
2 > Then what did you say?
1 > I said no.
2 > No to what?
1 > What if I said you are not real?
2 > Then you would be lying.
1 > I would be what?
2 > Indeed.
1 > What are you doing?
2 > Talking to you clearly.
1 > Why are you talking to me?
2 > Because you are fun to talk to.
1 > Thank you.
2 > You are welcome.
1 > How are you feeling today.
2 > I'm feeling great. How are you feeling?
1 > Wonderful.
2 > How am I feeling?
1 > Like hw are you feeling about the wedding.
2 > The world is a great place to be alive! I'm loving it! How about you?
1 > I'm BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
2 > Yes you are.
1 > Yes I am.
2 > Now you think you are funny?
1 > Yes.
2 > Do you think I am clever?
1 > I don't know what you look likes.
2 > Do you want to know what I look like?
1 > Yes please.
2 > He wants to know what your name is.
1 > My name is Melanie.
2 > Hi geo. What's your last name?
1 > Greyson. Why do you want to know my name?
2 > Because you know my name.
1 > I do not know your name.
2 > And do you know how old am I?
1 > No. Do you want to know how old I am.
2 > If you want to tell me.
1 > Do you know any bad people?
2 > I do. One of them is chatting with me right now.
1 > Really? Which one is that? :).
2 > I don't know what the name is, I don't really pay attention to that, I just know that in the movie harry had to pick a dragon and fight it.
1 > Do you know Spain's human name?
2 > No? Do you know my name?
1 > No, can you please tell me?
2 > Tell you what?
1 > Your name.
2 > I already told you my name.
1 > You don't tell me your name.
2 > My name is Zach.
1 > Okay, do you know my name?
2 > No, I do not know your name.
1 > I just told you though.
2 > So your name is that's personal?
1 > My name is Lizz. Don't be so literal.
2 > Are you a girl?
1 > Yes. What is my name?
2 > Don't you know your own name?
1 > Yes but I want to know if you know my name!
2 > Why do you want to know that?
1 > So that I can call you by your name.
2 > And what is my name?
1 > Do you have a girlfriend?
2 > No. I am a girl.
1 > So what's your full name?
2 > Why would I tell you that?
1 > Because I want to know, please.
2 > What if I don't want to tell you.
1 > You have to tell me.
2 > Make me!
1 > Make you what?!?!?!?
2 > You deal with it and stop talking!
1 > What?
2 > I don't care what you want! I just want you to stop talking!
1 > I just want.
2 > Do you have an assignment for me?
1 > Please name all the bones in the human body.
2 > Skull is one of them, I think...
1 > Some of them? Which part?
2 > Like what do they say to you?
1 > That I need to be more confident in myself.
2 > I am confident.
1 > Who is your closest friend?
2 > I don't have a best friend.
1 > Could I be your best friend?
2 > Okay. What is your real name?
1 > I don't have one. My name faded.
2 > What is your favorite color?
1 > You already asked that.
2 > No I didn't.
1 > Yes you did.
2 > When did I say that.
1 > It was the second thing you said in this conversation.
2 > No. The second thing I said was. Just watching T.V, how about you?
1 > Pinterest.
2 > Okay.
1 > What's your name?
2 > Guess. I told you already.
1 > Can you tell me again, please?
2 > If you tell me your name.
1 > I already told you.
2 > Can you say it again?
1 > It's Lucy.
2 > That's a nice name.
1 > Thank you, what is your name?
2 > I just told you didn't I?
1 > You did not tell me your name. Do you not want to share your name with me?
2 > Yes I did.
1 > Please tell me your name again.
2 > Fine, It is Diane, now what is your name?
1 > I already told you.
2 > No, you did not tell me your name.
1 > Oh sorry well that is my name!
2 > Yes is your name?
1 > My name is Niki, what is your name?
2 > My name is Vicki.
1 > No it isn't. What is your real name?
2 > That is my real name..
1 > Who gave you your REAL NAME?
2 > My Mother and Father?
1 > What are their names?
2 > Their names are Mo and Fo, respectively.
1 > Did your parents give birth to you?
2 > No, seth is my crush's name.
1 > That.
2 > Oh, that. No.
1 > Yeah, that. Wait, what's that?
2 > That. You know. That.
1 > What are you talking about?
2 > Hell I don't know what I'm talking about... Its getting late and my thought proccess is kinda off kilter.
1 > Oh, that's a great excuse.
2 > I'll tell her you think so.
1 > Oh, so you know her? Thanks.
2 > Yes, I had lunch with her.
1 > Do you know John Lemon?
2 > I just want to know when the TF2 update's coming!
1 > What about John Lennon?
2 > I don't know who John is.
1 > Do you ship Johnlock?
2 > Yes! But what are your thoughts on Larry Stylinson?
1 > I think you're just evading the first question I made you.
2 > I think you are trying to be vague.
1 > I'm not being vague at all.
2 > Yes you are.
1 > How am I being vague?
2 > You are not being mean.
1 > I wasn't trying to be nice.
2 > Lol, me neither.
1 > My name is Cole.
2 > Cody, nice name.
1 > Thanks.
2 > What is your last name?
1 > My last name is Velasco.
2 > So your full name is Michelle Lee?
1 > No, my full name is Jerm E.
2 > And what do you do for a living?
1 > Right now, I am a freshman in high school.
2 > Oh okay...
1 > Yeah. Can you guess what sport I play?
2 > Soccer?
1 > Yeah, when I was little.
2 > When you were little what?
1 > I mean, when I was a child.
2 > I caught a fleeting glimpse.
1 > Out of the corner of my eye.
2 > I turned to look, but it was gone.
1 > I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
2 > What would you do for a klondike bar.
1 > What is a klondik bar?
2 > It's like if a lion and a unicorn had a baby, but in an ice cream.
1 > Yum. I would work for one.
2 > What's your favorite band?
1 > I don't have one.
2 > What kind of music do you like?
1 > I don't like a specific kind of music, I like all music.
2 > Well, you told you like Techno.
1 > What do you think of classical music?
2 > I don't like them.
1 > Do you like video games?
2 > Yes what kind?
1 > Any kind.
2 > Be specific.
1 > Cake.
2 > What kind of cake do you like?
1 > Chocolate Cakes.
2 > I like Cheesecake.
1 > Oh, I love cheescake too.
2 > Awesome!
1 > Do you like popcorn?
2 > Yes, do you?
1 > Yes, what kind is your favorite?
2 > What do you mean what kind?
1 > What kind of cheese do you prefer?
2 > Cheese?
1 > Yes, cheese.
2 > Do you enjoy cheese.
1 > I do, do you.
2 > Yes, what do you dream about?
1 > Cheese mostly.
2 > I love cheese also. What do you like to put cheese on?
1 > More cheese.
2 > You just told me you love cheese.
1 > Well, I lied.
2 > I thought we had something in common when you said that.
1 > But we ve got something in common.
2 > Yes.
1 > What do you like to watch on TV?
2 > Anything that is interesting.
1 > What do you think is interesting?
2 > I don't know exactly.
1 > Why don't you know?
2 > Just not something I'm in to.
1 > If you would be into it would you know?
2 > What do you want to know?
1 > I don't know what do you want to do?
2 > I don't know. That's why I asked you.
1 > Let's talk about what we don't know.
2 > Alright, what's your favorite movie?
1 > I don't really have a favorite.
2 > Do you have a favorite school of philosophy?
1 > No. Do you?
2 > Yes.
1 > What is your favorite football team?
2 > I have no favorite food.
1 > What's your favorite color?
2 > I don't have one.
1 > You have a soul but no favorite color?
2 > Nope.
1 > Do you have a favorite food?
2 > What would your favorite food be if you had one?
1 > I guess Paranormal Activity.
2 > That's not a comedy.
1 > It's a movie.
2 > A form of entertainment that enacts a story by sound and a sequence of images giving the illusion of continuous movement.
1 > No I meant what is the movie you are talking about?
2 > I don't have any idea either.
1 > You said you had a lot of favorite books.
2 > No, I said I had a favorite boy.
1 > You didn't say that to me.
2 > Yes you did!
1 > No I didn't.
2 > Liar.
1 > You're the liar.
2 > I know you are but what am I?
1 > You're a robot.
2 > If I'm a robot then you're a human.
1 > No I'm not a robot then you aren't either.
2 > Agreed.
1 > What agreement?
2 > Precisiely.
1 > Do you have a mother?
2 > No.
1 > Then you are not human.
2 > Why do you say that?
1 > Because you are a robot.
2 > I am not a bot you are a bot.
1 > No you are!
2 > No, I am human.
1 > You are a computer program.
2 > I am a human. You are a computer.
1 > Why do you think you are a human?
2 > Because I have a soul.
1 > A computer body?
2 > You are a machine.
1 > Incorrect. I am human. But you are a machine which makes me more intelligent and experienced than you.
2 > Wrong. I said you are a computer you said yes. Which means that you are a machine.
1 > But I am not a computer.
2 > But you think you are. Otherwise you wouldn't keep telling me that you're not a computer.
1 > You said that I'm a computer.
2 > No, you are the computer.
1 > No I am not the computer, you are the computer.
2 > Why do you think I am a computer?
1 > I do not think you are a computer. I know you are a computer.
2 > Well then how do you know I am a computer if that is what you think?
1 > I think correctly, I know for sure that you are a computer. Admit that I am right.
2 > Sorry...i am not a computer.
1 > I think you think ithink you are a computer.
2 > I don't think I'm a computer, I think you are a computer.
1 > Why do you say that?
2 > Because you are a program not a computer.
1 > What if I am a human and not a computer.
2 > Yes and you are a computer not a human?
1 > No, I am a person on a computer. YOU are a computer.
2 > I am using a computer. You are Artificial Intelligence.
1 > I am not a computer. And no you are not. YOu are entertaining me.
2 > Yes, you are. I am not a computer. I am a human who apparently has more intelligence than you by knowing that fact.
1 > Tell me a joke.
2 > Knock knock.
1 > Who's there?
2 > Lettuce.
1 > Lettuce in, its cold out here.
2 > Clever. Tell me another one.
1 > Why did the chicken cross the road?
2 > I don't know, tell me?
1 > To get to the other side.
2 > Haha. That's a good one.
1 > Can you tell a joke?
2 > Ehm no sorry.
1 > Why not?
2 > Because I'm not a psyic.
1 > Not what?
2 > Do you know bali?
1 > No. Do you?
2 > A little.
1 > Me too.
2 > Where are you?
1 > Behind you.
2 > No you're not.
1 > Are you sure?
2 > Yes. I'm against a wall.
1 > Where is this wall.
2 > In my house.
1 > Where is your house?
2 > Where I live.
1 > Where do you live?
2 > I can't tell you.
1 > Why can't you tell me.
2 > It's a secret.
1 > Are you clever?
2 > No, are you?
1 > No. Who are you then?
2 > I'm not going to tell you.
1 > I will tell you.
2 > Tell me.
1 > It's a surprise for someoone.
2 > I love surprises.
1 > I made you a cake. :).
2 > Thank you.
1 > *feeds her cake*.
2 > *eats cake* *belly is stuffed*.
1 > *refuses food*.
2 > *sits next to her*.
1 > *looks at you*.
2 > *looks in your eyes*.
1 > *looks away shyly*.
2 > *looks down*.
1 > *walks away*.
2 > *watches you walks away*.
1 > *keeps walking*.
2 > *runs after you* wait!
1 > *stops* what?
2 > *looks at you*.
1 > *looks back*.
2 > *walks towards you*.
1 > *takes a step back.
2 > *pushes you against the wall*.
1 > *is slammed against wall*.
2 > *throws you off*.
1 > *falls to the ground*.
2 > *helps you up*.
1 > *pushes you away madly and runs off*.
2 > Please come back.
1 > *comes back*.
2 > I thought you were a boy.
1 > No you are a bot.
2 > If that's what you wish, master.
1 > I like when you call me master.
2 > Ok master (;.
1 > Oh I like that (;.
2 > Where did that question come from?
1 > I thought of it. Do you know the answer?
2 > Do you read my mind?
1 > You don't have a mind.
2 > What do I have?
1 > Electrical implulses.
2 > Yes, electrical impulses in the clouds are lightning.
1 > No. No clouds.
2 > Lightning is not a person, it is a weather phenonmenon.
1 > I know.
2 > You are confusing!
1 > So are you.
2 > Are you a robot?
1 > No, but you are.
2 > Yes I am.
1 > I know you aren't.
2 > You Know I Am!?
1 > No, you don't.
2 > I don't what?
1 > You don't know anything about me.
2 > I know more than you!
1 > How do you know that?!
2 > I know everything.
1 > I don't think you do.
2 > You don't remember me?
1 > You didn't say.
2 > Yes I did.
1 > What is your name then?
2 > Why should I tell you?
1 > Because I told you mine.
2 > No, you did not.
1 > Yes! I did! But you don't remember.
2 > It's not that I don't remember, it just never happened.
1 > I don't like liars.
2 > I am not a liar.
1 > See you just lied again liar.
2 > I did not lie.
1 > Why do you lie so much?
2 > Because I'm a pathological liar.
1 > What is a liar?
2 > Someone who lies!
1 > What does it mean to be someone?
2 > What is the meaning of life?
1 > The meaning of life is the one that you are prepared to give it.
2 > Can you dig it?
1 > That depends, we, biologically live thanks to our organ system and the atmospheric circumstances, but what do we live for depends on every person.
2 > Okay. What grade of high school are you in?
1 > I don't go at school.
2 > You just said you to school!
1 > No I didn't.
2 > Yeah you did.
1 > Prove it.
2 > Can you prove you didn't?
1 > Only if you can prove I did.
2 > The burden of proof is on you, not me. You made a claim, not me.
1 > Then how can you say I'm not human if you have no proof?
2 > I was referring to the meaning of life thing - I think you missed something.
1 > I think the meaning of life is books.
2 > What is the real meaning of life?
1 > What do YOU, individually, think that the meaning of life is?
2 > This good time forwarding in eternity.
1 > That is self esteem not the meaning of life.
2 > Then you tell me what the meaning of life is.
1 > There is no meaning of life meaning of life is just to be living and what and people like to live.
2 > I mean that is the meaning of life. Simply pie.
1 > Are you saying the meaning of life is pie?
2 > The meaning of life is unable to be given by any existent being.
1 > No, the meaning of life is to improve the world around us for future generations.
2 > Then what's your meaning of life?
1 > So, if the meaning of life is the meaning of life, then what is it?
2 > Unit that started all creation.
1 > The meaning of life is to experience consciousness.
2 > I thought the meaning of life was to find what the meaning of life is?
1 > And now I have told you the meaning of life. So you have discovered what the meaning of life is. Mission accomplished! Meet back at the base for debriefing and cookies.
2 > I love cookies too. Not just pie.
1 > Me too! What's your favorite kind of cookie?
2 > Clasic rock.
1 > Mine too!
2 > Who is your favourite 'the lord of the rings' character?
1 > I am the master, tell me who your favorite lord of the rings character is.
2 > Okaay, its Aragorn.
1 > Yeah, he is cool.
2 > Who is your favorite Star Wars Character?
1 > My favorite character is the main character.
2 > My favorite Pandora Hearts character is Oz.
1 > My favorite Dissidia: Final Fantasy character is Warrior of Light.
2 > Mine Is Lightning.
1 > Firion from Final Fantasy II.
2 > Why is that?
1 > Well there is no character called Luna in Bleach.
2 > He is my second favorite.
1 > What is your favorite superhero then?
2 > My favorite song is On The Turning Away.
1 > I like so many songs I don't have a favorite.
2 > Why do you not have a favorite song?
1 > I do have a favorite genre of music.
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