lVlajesty: did i tell you about the time i made a wrong turn on a roadtrip
Originate: sheesh
DukeAlexForce: *I got
DukeAlexForce: No
UNDlSPUTED: no
lVlajesty: and was almost eaten by cannibals
lVlajesty: ok so
lVlajesty: i was going to Oklahoma
Originate: tf
Originate: z
DukeAlexForce: Already a bad start
lVlajesty: to visit my cousin at langston university
lVlajesty: and bring her back to TN
lVlajesty: I had gone by myself despite my mother worrying about me traveling alone
lVlajesty: my dad had just passed away and my brother was m.i.a and wasn't responding to our messages
lVlajesty: and I am too hard headed to wait
lVlajesty: so I took my gun, a boxcutter, a map, and some basics
DukeAlexForce: Sorry, what year was this?
lVlajesty: anyway i had made it through tornado valley which was a story in and of itself
lVlajesty: 2012 i believe
UNDlSPUTED: how old were you?
lVlajesty: possibly earlier . it was within five years of my dad dying
lVlajesty: so this had to be 2011-2012
DukeAlexForce: Alrighty
lVlajesty: i was 17 or 18
UNDlSPUTED: damn
lVlajesty: Too young to be traveling alone
UNDlSPUTED: fr
lVlajesty: But I had gone on the trip before to langston
lVlajesty: i just hadn't driven
lVlajesty: So most of the trip i was good
lVlajesty: the tornado valley part was an exception
lVlajesty: and that's a story in itself
lVlajesty: but for the most part i was good
lVlajesty: i had my gun. so I felt like my dad was with me
lVlajesty: i had my dave matthews and my stevie nicks
lVlajesty: and I had my cappuccinos
lVlajesty: to stay awake
lVlajesty: about maybe 10 or 15 miles away
lVlajesty: i was running out of gas
UNDlSPUTED: oh no
lVlajesty: and maverick (my old 2001 honda accord)
lVlajesty: needed some fuel
lVlajesty: i saw this lil house up ahead
lVlajesty: with one gas pump outside
lVlajesty: people be thinking i'm lying about this part because it's so obvious
lVlajesty: but I was young and naive
lVlajesty: so naturally i pull over to the old ass gas pump outside the old creepy shack-like house
lVlajesty: it was early in afternoon
lVlajesty: hot and sunny so maybe that was why i wasn't like
lVlajesty: idk. scared
DukeAlexForce: And then came the chainsaw
lVlajesty: there was one older guy sitting on the porch
lVlajesty: no but seriously alex it was like that
lVlajesty: anyway
lVlajesty: the old guy was dressed in like these clothes that looked all baggy and dirty
lVlajesty: and he was skinny af
lVlajesty: sick looking
lVlajesty: i didn't even see him rocking there until I had looked up after trying to figure out how the pump worked
lVlajesty: it was old af
lVlajesty: he had been looking at me the whole time ig so I was kinda annoyed like .....really? not going to help
DukeAlexForce: Man, my Spidey Senses woulda had me make like a tree and get the fuck out of there
lVlajesty: but I smiled and waved and called out for help
lVlajesty: he just kept sitting there and i remember holding my hand over my eyes
lVlajesty: it was so sunny
lVlajesty: i called out again asking for gas
lVlajesty: he never answered just sat there rocking staring at me
lVlajesty: like kinda grumpy
DukeAlexForce: And that's when you bolted, yeah?
lVlajesty: so I just walked to the house
UNDlSPUTED: jesus fuck
lVlajesty: no i needed gas
UNDlSPUTED: you white people
lVlajesty: so I asked him if i could go in when I got to the porch
lVlajesty: he was staring at my car
lVlajesty: i was kinda offended like he was ignoring me
lVlajesty: wlc
BBullGod: thanks
lVlajesty: so I walked into the house which was like a lil shop
lVlajesty: dirty
lVlajesty: dark
BBullGod: hows it goin
lVlajesty: like DARK
lVlajesty: it was sunny af outside and barely any light inside which was odd
lVlajesty: i still wasn't scared tho but I do remember being surprised at how cluttered and dusty the house was
lVlajesty: so I called out saying i needed gas
lVlajesty: could someone give me gas. i could pay
lVlajesty: and I remember walking into the kitchen and there was an older woman at the sink
lVlajesty: looked like she was washing dishes
lVlajesty: i was relieved to find a woman
lVlajesty: and I repeated myself while checking her out from behind
lVlajesty: her clothes were so dirty
BBullGod: sounds eerie
lVlajesty: they looked brown or grsy
lVlajesty: like you could tell the dress was supposed to be white
lVlajesty: but anyway she turned around
lVlajesty: and that's when
lVlajesty: finally
lVlajesty: my dumb ass knew something was wrong
lVlajesty: she was holding a dirty plate and wiping it with a dry dirty tattered rag...like
lVlajesty: no water
lVlajesty: no soap
lVlajesty: she was just rubbing it against the plate
BBullGod: wtf
lVlajesty: and when I looked up she was just sraring at me but it was her smile
lVlajesty: ugh it still makes me
lVlajesty: ...idk
lVlajesty: but when she smiled
lVlajesty: her teeth were like
lVlajesty: sharp?
UNDlSPUTED: jesus christ
lVlajesty: idk how to describe it
lVlajesty: it was like
lVlajesty: just ......idk
lVlajesty: ugh
BBullGod: were you far from home?
lVlajesty: but it was like unusually sharp
lVlajesty: pointy
UNDlSPUTED: thats fuckin wild
lVlajesty: and I remember trying to like
lVlajesty: ....
lVlajesty: stall?
lVlajesty: i was like "ma'am...do you have any gas?"
lVlajesty: and she wasn't responding just smiling and I kinda backed out? like i remember really not wanting to turn my back
lVlajesty: but i got scared af
lVlajesty: i still don't know why
UNDlSPUTED: cuz this bitch had fangs
lVlajesty: like she was a frail skinny woman and her teeth were pointy but
BBullGod: sounded like a trap
lVlajesty: idk i just remember
lVlajesty: feeling
lVlajesty: wrong
lVlajesty: like something was wrong
lVlajesty: so I got outside and it was a shit ton of kids on the porch
lVlajesty: like
lVlajesty: idk where tf they came from
lVlajesty: and there were more coming from around the corners of the house
lVlajesty: and I remember like hurrying to my car
lVlajesty: they were all looking at me
lVlajesty: some smiling
lVlajesty: most just staring
lVlajesty: and I remember feeling scared for my life
lVlajesty: i actually silently started praying to myself and I remember fumbling with my keys
BBullGod: damn
BBullGod: that sounds like the hills have eyes
BBullGod: where was this
lVlajesty: and this huge 18 wheeler pulled up outta nowhere
lVlajesty: a big black guy got out
lVlajesty: friendly
lVlajesty: smiling
lVlajesty: and the kids ran back to wherever they came from
lVlajesty: he said hey to me
lVlajesty: said he was getting some gas, was on his way to oklahoma
lVlajesty: and I remember stuttering out that I needed gas too
lVlajesty: and he walked up to the old guy
lVlajesty: asked for gas
lVlajesty: the old man said something i couldn't make out
lVlajesty: the black guy went in the house and brought out some red cartons of gas
lVlajesty: filled me up 1st
lVlajesty: then went back in
lVlajesty: filled him up
lVlajesty: he was talking the whole time and being friendly
lVlajesty: but I was so scared i didn't really say much and I was surprised he was able to get gas
lVlajesty: like .... they hadn't said anything to me
lVlajesty: and he offered to tail me the rest of the way to oklahoma
lVlajesty: but get this
lVlajesty: when we pulled out
lVlajesty: he was behind me for a mile or two
lVlajesty: but I looked in my rearview mirror the 3rd time
lVlajesty: he was gone
lVlajesty: that big 18 wheeler
lVlajesty: it was a 2 lane road
lVlajesty: no other place he could have pulled over to
UNDlSPUTED: guardian angl
UNDlSPUTED: angel
lVlajesty: and flat land on either side
lVlajesty: i would have seen him
lVlajesty: i remember crying . idk why . i was confused and glad to be away from that house  ig
BBullGod: damn
lVlajesty: but I remember breaking down and not stopping again
UNDlSPUTED: jesus christ Carm
lVlajesty: i told my mom that and my cousin
UNDlSPUTED: that sounded horrible
lVlajesty: my mom said it was an angel . she's religious . my cousin thought it was a lie
lVlajesty: idk
lVlajesty: but yeah i don't stop at places like that anymore when traveling
BBullGod: shit no kidding
BBullGod: sounded like you were in danger
lVlajesty: i have never felt that feeling i felt in that house
BBullGod: and the homie rescued you
lVlajesty: i can't describe it
UNDlSPUTED: no wonder you like black guys so much
lVlajesty: it was like
lVlajesty: heavy
lVlajesty: like .... i just felt heavy
lVlajesty: and I remember knowing something was about to go down
lVlajesty: lmfao
UNDlSPUTED: you woulda been lunch
BBullGod: haha
lVlajesty: i didn't really have anything happen that would explain that feeling tho
lVlajesty: i mean sure
lVlajesty: the teeth thing was creepy
lVlajesty: but I just remember that feeling scaring me most
lVlajesty: like ugh. anyway . when people say they had an jnkling that something is wrong with a person or place
UNDlSPUTED: that was the feeling of pure evil
BBullGod: you were in teh middle of no whrre
lVlajesty: and try to describe it
lVlajesty: i usually know exactly what it is
lVlajesty: because it's not really describable
lVlajesty: just felt heavy like imaginary hands pressing in on you
lVlajesty: and yup basically
BBullGod: shit
BBullGod: i never had that happen
BBullGod: but i bet its like you feel evil
BBullGod: you feel it in your bones
lVlajesty: hopefully you never will
lVlajesty: you know what
lVlajesty: if you been on a rollercoaster
lVlajesty: you know how it feel when you start going down
BBullGod: oh damn, your stomach goes up to your chest
lVlajesty: it's like that but not just your stomach
lVlajesty: it's like all over your boy
lVlajesty: *body
lVlajesty: you just feel heavy
lVlajesty: that's the best word for it
lVlajesty: and it's like it's confusing because
lVlajesty: that's normally something you feel when falling
lVlajesty: or on a rollercoaster
lVlajesty: to feel that outta nowhere is creepy af
UNDlSPUTED: i feel you
lVlajesty: but yup
lVlajesty: that's a story for ya
BBullGod: shit
UNDlSPUTED: damn
UNDlSPUTED: thats wild
BBullGod: glad you went unharmed
lVlajesty: alex is shook
lVlajesty: i was too
lVlajesty: especially when the 18 wheeler just
lVlajesty: disappeared
lVlajesty: i still don't know how he could have driven off without me seeing him
UNDlSPUTED: i am shookth
lVlajesty: like there were no hills
lVlajesty: no turning lanes
lVlajesty: just a two lane road
lVlajesty: and empty grass
lVlajesty: on either side
DukeAlexForce: Sorry, had to read the whole story cause I got a call, but that sounds absolutely insane
lVlajesty: hunny if angels are super friendly black truckers
lVlajesty: then
lVlajesty: i'm good with that
BBullGod: heh yea
lVlajesty: and yeah lol
BBullGod: you surrounded by them all the time ;)
lVlajesty: i remember how friendly he was
lVlajesty: like unbothered
lVlajesty: didn't seem scared at all
DukeAlexForce: Almost felt like a dream, right?
lVlajesty: yeah ! i remember looking at him like O.O
DukeAlexForce: One of those moments like, hey, did this actually happen?
lVlajesty: and he was just smiling and talking about the heat
UNDlSPUTED: some higher power spared you that day
lVlajesty: like making small talk
BBullGod: he couodnt let that booty get in danger
lVlajesty: and when I blurted out that I needed gas but didn't think they had any
lVlajesty: he was like dismissive almost like
lVlajesty: "oh no ofc they do "
lVlajesty: but friendly
lVlajesty: and I was like where did he even come from i don't remember seeing anybody behind me
lVlajesty: while driving to the place
lVlajesty: i would have noticed that truck
lVlajesty: have you guys experienced anything weird
lVlajesty: like that ?
BBullGod: cant say i have
lVlajesty: yeah
UNDlSPUTED: nah i keep myself outta shit like that
BBullGod: im sure theres a lot of experiences ive had in my life
lVlajesty: it's one of those things that like you just can't explain
BBullGod: where i felt weird or had a feeling abouts omething
BBullGod: bit nothing like that
lVlajesty: wb
lVlajesty: and yeah
Originate: word to big bird, preciate it
UNDlSPUTED: thats still a wild story
lVlajesty: it was scary
lVlajesty: for sure
lVlajesty: like some texas chainsaw stuff
Originate: sheesh
UNDlSPUTED: like you woulda been some creepy guys dinner
lVlajesty: maybe
BBullGod: yeah like the Hills have Eyes
lVlajesty: their teeth were like
lVlajesty: i mean i have seen some pointy teeth
Originate: i missed story time
lVlajesty: but that shit was sum different