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  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZDwZbyDus
  2. Meet the Sniper Parody
  3. "Meet the Last Artist Standing"
  4.  
  5. Begin Script:
  6.  
  7. [1. Meet the Last Artist text appears. Cuts to the Sniper in his house at his desk focusing at his drawing as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background.]
  8.  
  9. "Drawing is a good hobby mate......[2. He pauses to look at the camera] Challenging Work...lotta shitposting."
  10.  
  11. "I gauruntee you'll go hungy-"
  12.  
  13. [3. Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a the1banana
  14. (current website admin), W (former website admin), and Lava (the orginal admin) - Lava and W are crossed off, but the1banana is not.]
  15.  
  16. "because at the end of the day as long there are 2 people left on this planet drawing, someone is gonna want someone dead."
  17.  
  18. [4. Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the1onebanana through a window whom was sitting in house drawing; the bullet recochet off a bottle that was next to the1banana,
  19. causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his eye. Theonebanana flails around screaming, throwing drawing/painting utensiles around and falls over the window ledge, then comedically explodes at the bottom]
  20.  
  21.  
  22. "Ooh"
  23.  
  24. [5. Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.]
  25.  
  26. "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- I'm not a starving artist dad, I'm a freelancer!"
  27. "...Well, the difference bein' one is begging for a commission and the other's a mental sickness!"
  28.  
  29. [6. Back to Sniper at his desk looking at the camera.]
  30.  
  31. "I'll be honest with ya...my parents do not care for it."
  32.  
  33. [7. Cuts to Sniper logging on his computer clicking on a users submission]
  34.  
  35. "I think this mate cheated..."
  36.  
  37. [8. Sniper leans closer to computer monitor squinting his eyes looking angry/disappointed.]
  38.  
  39. "yes..yes he did."
  40.  
  41. [9. Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper at his desk drawing for several hours. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and draws. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally submits his drawings.]
  42.  
  43. [10. Cut back to the sniper at his desk looking at the camera]
  44.  
  45. "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"
  46.  
  47. "Furries that shitpost their fursona to death!"
  48.  
  49. "Artists have "standards"...
  50.  
  51. "Be polite"
  52.  
  53. [11. Cuts to a pic of a 4chan post shitposting]
  54.  
  55. "Be efficient,"
  56.  
  57. [12. Cuts to the sniper worringly trying to submit his drawing just seconds before the daily deadline by rapidly clicking the submit button several times]
  58.  
  59. "Have a plan to draw every day of the week."
  60.  
  61. [13. Cuts to the sniper pointing to a calender]
  62.  
  63. [14. Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. ]
  64.  
  65. [15. Cut back to the pay phone.]
  66.  
  67. "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Lava on the phone!"
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