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[Scratchstuck AU] Except they have actual jobs now

Strategist14
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  1. [2:09:00 PM] EonCore (Ventus): yeah Johnny in this idea is a Flower Shop owner
  2. [2:09:40 PM] Strategist14: What's the reasoning there?
  3. [2:10:04 PM] EonCore (Ventus): no real reasoning
  4. just thought his personality would fit it
  5. [2:10:12 PM] Strategist14: Fair enough
  6. [2:10:14 PM] Dragonheart50 (Plutia): Plutia is Marine Biologist
  7. [2:10:36 PM] EonCore (Ventus): also he does Relationship advice for free
  8. [2:11:16 PM] Strategist14: Interesting combination
  9. [2:11:34 PM] Strategist14: "You need flowers to win them back, only $5.99"
  10. [2:11:43 PM] EonCore (Ventus): no no
  11. [2:11:52 PM] EonCore (Ventus): he's not that kinda advice
  12. [2:12:04 PM] EonCore (Ventus): he just wants to help people be happy and smile
  13. [2:12:08 PM] Strategist14: Oh okay
  14. [2:12:15 PM] Strategist14: $9.99 then
  15. [2:12:34 PM] EonCore (Ventus): is this how Rosa would advise Johnny's business?
  16. [2:12:44 PM] Strategist14: Of course not
  17. [2:13:02 PM] Strategist14: Rosa's advice involves threats of unhappiness unless they buy
  18. [2:13:33 PM] Strategist14: "Only ten bucks and you can stave off loneliness another week"
  19. [2:14:22 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "...Rosa if you're gonna be hanging around my shop do you mind not threatening my customers in that way you do"
  20. [2:15:14 PM] Strategist14: "That would improve your business. How much of a salary do I get for doing work to improve your business?"
  21. [2:15:38 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "you get coffee"
  22. [2:15:52 PM] Strategist14: "Sold. Give."
  23. [2:16:18 PM] Dragonheart50 (Plutia): lol
  24. [2:16:38 PM] EonCore (Ventus): gives coffee "when did you last sleep?"
  25. [2:16:55 PM] Dragonheart50 (Plutia): 84 years ago
  26. [2:17:51 PM | Edited 2:17:41 PM] Strategist14: "Thirty eight hours. The joint caffeine/sugar crash might kill me, which is why I'm trying to stave it off with more coffee. Do you have cookies?"
  27. [2:18:33 PM | Edited 2:18:19 PM] EonCore (Ventus): D: "ROSA SLEEP! i'll close right now so go up and sleep in the hammock pls!"
  28. [2:19:00 PM] Strategist14: "SLEEP IS DEATH!"
  29. [2:19:25 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "GIRL YOU DIE AND FLHANNAANNA KILLS ME!"
  30. [2:19:59 PM] Strategist14: "Then stop trying to make me go to sleep when I'm FINE!"
  31. [2:20:52 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY YOU LOOK LIKE DEATH ITSELF MORE THAN USUAL!" sassily snaps fingers "MHMMMMM"
  32. [2:21:30 PM] Strategist14: "JOHNNY, SO HELP ME, I WILL DRIVE A SEMI TRUCK INTO YOUR STOREFRONT!"
  33. [2:21:49 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "FINE JUST SLEEP FIRST DAMMIT!"
  34. [2:22:08 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "...tho let me get the flowers out first pls?"
  35. [2:22:40 PM] Strategist14: "..."
  36. [2:22:49 PM] Strategist14: "You have until I wake up to evacuate."
  37. [2:23:03 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "my win"
  38. [2:23:17 PM] Strategist14: "SHUT UP!"
  39. [2:23:52 PM] EonCore (Ventus): : 3c "slepp girl i'll get the stuff out once you're snoring like normal"
  40. [2:24:15 PM] Strategist14: "I don't snore, shut up."
  41. [2:24:43 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "i'll get warm milk and cookies like you normally like k?"
  42. [2:25:11 PM] Strategist14: "... Fine."
  43. [2:25:32 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "go up i'll be sure to save the flowers"
  44. [2:25:57 PM] Strategist14: "Yeah, yeah. But I'm not happy about this!"
  45. [2:26:43 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "stop stopping or you're gonna KO on the stares again"
  46. [2:27:10 PM] Strategist14: "Shut up, that only happened like ONE time."
  47. [2:27:34 PM] Dragonheart50 (Plutia): "No I believe it happened thrice, also hello I'm here to pick up some flowers."
  48. [2:27:55 PM] Strategist14: "Yeah, well SHUT UP."
  49. [2:28:40 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "Rosa stop screaming down the stairs k. Hey Plutia, Rosa's gonna drive a semi through here when she wakes up"
  50. [2:28:59 PM] Dragonheart50 (Plutia): "Again?"
  51. [2:29:18 PM] Strategist14: "IT'S ROSALIND AND I WILL TOTALLY DO IT FOR REAL THIS TIME!"
  52. [2:29:46 PM] Dragonheart50 (Plutia): "Sooo...preparing chocolate chip cookies this time or sugar?"
  53. [2:29:53 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "Rosa. Rosalind i can tell you're in the Hammock already do you need the milk before KOing rn?"
  54. [2:30:47 PM] Strategist14: "I DON'T NEED YOUR MILK! I DON'T NEED ANYTHING!"
  55. [2:30:55 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "YOU NEED SLEEP!"
  56. [2:31:07 PM] Strategist14: "SHUT UP!"
  57. [2:31:38 PM] EonCore (Ventus): marches up the stairs and throws a blanket at Rosa "SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
  58. [2:31:40 PM] Dragonheart50 (Plutia): "She's gonna need an entire gallon of warm milk."
  59. [2:32:20 PM] EonCore (Ventus): comes back down to the storefront "...i'ma be broke from milk... what did i get myself into?"
  60. [2:32:37 PM] Strategist14: "I STILL DON'T NEED YOUR MILK!"
  61. [2:32:53 PM] Strategist14: quietly burrows into blanket
  62. [2:33:08 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "honest? or else we're just gonna drink all of it"
  63. hehehe he heard that
  64. [2:33:48 PM] Strategist14: "... Fine. But shut up about it."
  65. [2:34:14 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "okay. good night sweet dreams"
  66. [2:34:35 PM] Dragonheart50 (Plutia): Plutia chuckles
  67. [2:34:58 PM] EonCore (Ventus): "i know right?"
  68. [2:35:11 PM] Strategist14: /me is slep
  69. [2:35:48 PM] EonCore (Ventus): Johnny doesn't move any flowers. he's calling Rosa's bluff >: 3c
  70. [2:36:40 PM] Strategist14: Johnny may or may not come to regret his decision in roughly ten hours
  71. [2:37:02 PM] Strategist14: The answer, as per usual, is not
  72. [2:37:11 PM] EonCore (Ventus): hehehe
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