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Local Cat Saves FOB From Shitty Anime

Jan 29th, 2016
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  1. [00:47:11] <Halley_Edelfelt> "huh, whats this?"
  2. [00:47:21] Halley_Edelfelt pulls out a blu-ray case
  3. [00:47:46] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Rebuild of Evangelion 1.11: You Are (Not) Alone"
  4. [00:47:51] <~Mistress_Millie> "Eeeeeh..."
  5. [00:47:52] <Snare_Panther> "Barf."
  6. [00:47:54] <Halley_Edelfelt> "You like Gainax and Anno Millie?"
  7. [00:47:59] <~Mistress_Millie> "S'okay?"
  8. [00:48:15] <~Mistress_Millie> "Could always watch Princess Monoke if we want dramatic action though. Better animation anyhow."
  9. [00:48:29] <Sadako_> "Much better."
  10. [00:49:00] <Halley_Edelfelt> "They're early work was a little Super Robot for my taste. But when Evangelion came out in '95, I think they reallly come into their own commercially and artistically"
  11. [00:49:32] Halley_Edelfelt pops the disk into the blu-ray player
  12. [00:49:48] Halley_Edelfelt shimmeys out to the closet
  13. [00:50:03] Halley_Edelfelt finds a clear raincoat and shimmeys back out
  14. [00:51:17] <Halley_Edelfelt> "With it's clear animation and crisp animation, Neon Genesis Evangelion was an instant classic that gave the genre a new and fresh look!"
  15. [00:51:51] <~Mistress_Millie> "..."
  16. [00:52:05] <~Mistress_Millie> "Halley please."
  17. [00:52:07] <Halley_Edelfelt> ""He's been compared Hayao Miyazaki, but I think Hideaki Anno has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor"
  18. [00:52:14] <~Mistress_Millie> "I don't want to have to feed you to an ATM."
  19. [00:52:22] Halley_Edelfelt keeps shimmeying around the room
  20. [00:52:46] Halley_Edelfelt shimmeys to the blu-ray player and hits play
  21. [00:53:05] Sadako_ plops down on the couch
  22. [00:53:30] <Halley_Edelfelt> "In '97 they released End of Evangelion, their most accomplished film. I think their most undisputed masterpiece is Komm Susser Tod"
  23. [00:53:51] <Halley_Edelfelt> "A song so upbeat, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics!"
  24. [00:53:52] Snare_Panther keeps a skeptical stare on the catte.
  25. [00:54:26] <~Mistress_Millie> "If she pulls out an axe I'm dumping her off the side of the platform."
  26. [00:54:37] <Halley_Edelfelt> "but they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of oblivion and the importance of death it's also a personal statement about the film and director itself"
  27. [00:54:44] <Halley_Edelfelt> "mostly, 'Rei a shit'"
  28. [00:54:54] Halley_Edelfelt advances at Millie
  29. [00:54:57] <Halley_Edelfelt> "HEY MILLIE"
  30. [00:55:14] Halley_Edelfelt takes out an axe
  31. [00:55:22] Halley_Edelfelt slams the axe into the blu-ray player
  32. [00:55:33] <Sadako_> "What."
  33. [00:55:38] <Snare_Panther> "Well that was needlessly wasteful."
  34. [00:55:43] <Halley_Edelfelt> "STOP WATCHING THE SHITTY REBUILD FILMS MY GOD"
  35. [00:55:58] <Halley_Edelfelt> "NEXT YOU'LL SAY REI WAS YOUR WAIFU, AND THAT NARUTO WAS A GOOD MANGA"
  36. [00:56:04] Halley_Edelfelt keeps axing the blu-ray player
  37. [00:56:08] <Sadako_> "It was."
  38. [00:56:12] <Halley_Edelfelt> "TRY WATCHING SHIT ANIME NOW MILLIE!"
  39. [00:56:12] <Sadako_> "In the beginning."
  40. [00:56:14] <Snare_Panther> "You're cleaning that up."
  41. [00:56:26] Halley_Edelfelt axes it one more time and then tosses it out the window
  42. [00:56:45] <Halley_Edelfelt> "YOU FUCKING CIS WOMAN MILLIE!"
  43. [00:56:52] <Snare_Panther> "...wait."
  44. [00:56:54] <Snare_Panther> "Wait no."
  45. [00:57:25] Halley_Edelfelt sits down and tosses off the raincoat, smiling as if a great weight had been lifted off her
  46. [00:57:37] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Zankoku na tenshi no you ni"
  47. [00:57:48] <Halley_Edelfelt> "Shounen yo, shinwa ni nareeeeeeeee......"
  48. [00:58:20] <Halley_Edelfelt> "So, about those movies:"
  49. [00:58:27] Sadako_ shakes her head.
  50. [00:58:37] <Halley_Edelfelt> "wanna just put on the original trilogy for star wars?"
  51. [00:58:54] <Sadako_> "Sounds good."
  52. [00:58:54] <roomba> "..."
  53. [00:58:55] <Snare_Panther> "God, yes."
  54. [00:59:05] <~Mistress_Millie> "..."
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