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- A man gets onto a city bus and sees an attractive nun. Wanting to have sex with her, he goes up and asks, "Will you have sex with me?"
- "Of course not!" the nun said unnervingly and got off the bus.
- Before the depressed man left the bus, the bus driver stops him and says, "I know how you can screw her: On Sundays, she prays at the local cemetery. While she is praying, dress as God and she'll have sex with you. Put on a mask, robes, and a lot of glitter."
- That Sunday, the man takes the advice, gets into the costume and hides behind a gravestone. Shortly, the nun appears and prays.
- The man pops out from the gravestone and declares, "I am God, and I command you to have sex with me."
- The nun replies, "Sure, but only if we have anal sex."
- So they have anal sex.
- After sex the man rips off his mask and laughs, I'm not God! I'm that man from the bus! Ha!"
- Immediately the nun rips off her mask and says "Ha! I'm the bus driver!"
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