Eugene is gross

Covet: Eli had made his way into the cafe, intending to get him and Bliss something for desert tonight and bring it back home, but he really couldn't decide on what he wanted so he was just at the counter staring at the menu waiting for something to come to him.
Tsaaq: Remy sat at the cafe counter with Eugene beside him. He picked at his fries. He looked up when Eli came in and waved. "Amy!" He greeted with a wave. "How are you?" // Eugene looked up as well, seeing Eli but staying silent as he chewed his food, waiting to jump into the conversation.
Covet: "Hey Remy and Eugene, Good to see you again, making a dent in those comics Hayley loaded you up with?" Eli said then looked at Remy, "I've been pretty good, Stepped out while Hayley was at the apartment, to come get some dessert to bring back."
Tsaaq: "Yeah he's been reading them when he isn't trying to drink my beer." He answered for him. "Ohhh, cool. What are you getting for dessert?" // He looked over to Eli and and shrugged his shoulders. "Uh, yeah. They're pretty good." He replied awkwardly.
Covet: "Probably going to bring home a pie, Because I can't really think of anything else. And anything frozen's going to be half metled by the time I get back to the apartment." He said with a laugh. "At least it's just beer, does he at least have good taste?"
Tsaaq: He smirked. "Yum." Remy frowned a bit. Thinking of dumb Bryan who was gone now. He turned to look over to Eli and smiled. "So Cay finally got the wedding invitations done and they're dope A-F." Remy said as he took out his phone cause marrying people talk about marriage. // "Apple pie, with ice cream... If Hay is there." He piped up then gave an awkward look before lowering his head. "Not in like a weird way..." He trailed off.
Covet: "I think we have ice cream, so I think I'll go with the apple, Thank you for that Eugene." He said with a polite smile, then looked at Remy, "Oh yeah?  Let's take a look, this going to be a ritsy event for you two?, Or something more casual?"
Tsaaq: He looked at Eugene with his eyebrows furrowed then took out his phone. "Oh shit. I forgot to reply to Cay's text..." Remy trailed off, which I assume was a common problem. "Anyways this is it." He showed Eli the graphic. "I think it'll be ritsy since we're usually casual." // Eugene frowned a moment and looked between the two and cleared his throat loudly to interrupt the wedding talk.
Covet: "Oops, Better late then never?" Eli suggested, then looked at his phone, "Wow, That looks, pretty damn fancy. I like it though, It fits you guys." He said with a chuckle, then looked over at Eugene, "Yes?"
Tsaaq: Remy looked over to Eugene and rolled his eyes. "Sorry." He muttered. "Nothing. He's just mad because he's still a virgin and we're over here talking about our hot fiances and our marriage and shit." // Eugene furrowed his eyebrows and threw up his hands. "What the fuck! Don't tell him that!" He said, awkwardly cursing because he was still getting used to it.
Covet: Eli laughed a bit, "Sorry, Eugene. But don't sweat the whole virginity thing. I didn't lose mine until I met Bliss. Worth every second of waiting." He said with a nod, because this boys sex life is one of his higher points in life.
Tsaaq: ((Smfh!))
Tsaaq: "What? It's okay. You're in cool company. Nobody is judging you." Remy said to Eugene as he put his hand on the younger male's shoulder. // Eugene shook his head. "I don't like to talk about this stuff." He frowned.
Covet: "This is considered guy talk. It's not terribly uncommon I don't think?" He said looking at Remy, "Right? Besides, if you need to ask questions or whatever, it's not like we're not inexperienced and can't help you."
Tsaaq: He nodded. "Yeah, guy talk. I technically didn't have sober sex until my twenties." Remy said with reassuring grin. "So yeah. Not so bad." // He fell into silence, twirling his thumsb against each other. "I don't think you guys can help me." Eugene whispered. "But thanks."
Covet: "What do you mean we can't help you? Clearly we're pretty sucessful in our relationships, Not that it's been easy all the time, but we're making it work." Eli said as he got his pie ordered to take back to the apartment, watching as the waitress got it all boxed up.
Tsaaq: Remy looked at Eugene skeptically as he looked between him and Eli. "Yeah..." He trailed off, although he was already squinting going off a hunch of what he meant. // Eugene sensed Remy's look. "I don't know. It's something dumb. Sorry." He immediately said and shook his head. "Where do you guys keep your loose women?" He asked awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck.
Covet: [Oh Eugene...XD]
Covet: "Um.. You really don't want Portland loose women, Eugene. I know who they are employed by , and he's likely to make you start working for him, than he is to help you out." Eli said as he got his pie. "I should get back to the house, I don't think they were expecting me to be gone this long. But it was good to hang out, I'll see you guys around."
Tsaaq: He slapped Eugene's tummy with the back of his tummy. "Stop it." He scolded him softly. He started to laugh. "Who are you talking about?" He laughed. "Yeah man. We should head home too. See you around Eli." Remy waved. "We'll be in touch." // He frowned and nodded his head. "I don't want to lose it to a prostitute... Just like, a school bicycle is what they call it at home." He muttered. Eugene looked around awkwardly. "Yeah... See you Eli." He frowned.
Covet: Eli walked out to his car and made his way back to the house to a Wined Bliss with pie that will just have to be eaten later.