Scrapped story. May get finished someday.

Whirrr.

Kuh-lick.

That's better.

I am a performer at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. My name is Bonnie, and while our band's been through a lot of reconfiguration over the years, I'm certain about one thing.

There's always been a Bonnie. And as long as I continue my maintenance cycles, there will always be me as the end-be-all Bonnie. The genuine.

So why do I feel so funny? I've been going to the backroom and replacing my br- no, just stretching. Why do I need to maintain myself?