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  1. [19:01] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  2. [19:01] <!DnD-sama> So.
  3. [19:01] <!DnD-sama> It's post fightan time.
  4. [19:01] <!DnD-sama> You guys should probably decide where to go from here.
  5. [19:01] <@Malakai> Hmm
  6. [19:02] <@Aeria> Can we not go to where you want to cook my wings
  7. [19:02] <@Malakai> We COULD try to take the fight to them, gather information about their guild and whatnot
  8. [19:02] <@Malakai> OR
  9. [19:02] <@Malakai> OR
  10. [19:02] <@Aeria> So you mean a death sentence
  11. [19:02] <!DnD-sama> You do have two bitches ripe for interrogation.
  12. [19:02] <@Aeria> We train, nigga.
  13. [19:02] <@Malakai> We could fuck around all day while ally shows people the world
  14. [19:03] <!DnD-sama> Training arcs are always fun.
  15. [19:03] <!DnD-sama> Like cancer.
  16. [19:03] <!DnD-sama> Or herpes.
  17. [19:03] * Aeria pulls out a harp
  18. [19:03] <@Aeria> Eye-eye-eye-eye...I caaaan show you the worr-rrld~
  19. [19:04] <Belor> Well fuck my shit and call me a biscuit, but after this they "might" know where we are. Gather information and try to form an escape plan just in case
  20. [19:04] <@Malakai> That works
  21. [19:04] <@Malakai> Do that+Ally's training plan
  22. [19:05] <@Malakai> brb bathroom
  23. [19:05] <!DnD-sama> Also Brutus and Taco might need to mention Stitches.
  24. [19:06] <Vripe> I don't think I've sensed a connection linking these assassination attempts yet
  25. [19:07] <Vripe> maybe I can practice my knife-throwing skills
  26. [19:07] <Sazir> While they do that, I'll try to experiment with the slime girl slave I have in attempts to make her into an undead. (Which is how Sazir calms himself down!)
  27. [19:07] <Vripe> since we seem to need projectiles every single encounter
  28. [19:07] <!DnD-sama> Make a spellcraft check.
  29. [19:07] <Belor> Cali+ANTS= Gather info Little sound = training me and taco= Go try and make the big bucks?
  30. [19:08] <Vripe> oh, that works
  31. [19:08] <Sazir> roll 1d20+14 Spellcheck
  32. [19:09] <!DnD-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+14 Spellcheck --> [ 1d20=1 ]{15}
  33. [19:09] <Sazir> (>1)
  34. [19:09] <Sazir> OF COURSE
  35. [19:09] <!DnD-sama> Hold on.
  36. [19:09] <Vripe> she is now immortal
  37. [19:09] <Vripe> good job
  38. [19:09] <!DnD-sama> I need to roll on the magical catastrophy table.
  39. [19:09] <Sazir> This can only lead to good things
  40. [19:09] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d100 for me twice.
  41. [19:09] <@Malakai> >magical catastrophy
  42. [19:09] <Sazir> roll 1d100
  43. [19:09] <!DnD-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=1 ]{1}
  44. [19:09] <Sazir> roll 1d100 2
  45. [19:09] <!DnD-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=48 ]{48}
  46. [19:09] <!DnD-sama> OH BOY
  47. [19:09] <Vripe> WHAT
  48. [19:09] <Vripe> WAIT WHAT
  49. [19:10] <@Malakai> oh god
  50. [19:10] * Aeria claps
  51. [19:10] <!DnD-sama> >Reverse of the desired effect
  52. [19:10] <Sazir> ..DAMN IT ANTS
  53. [19:10] <Belor> This should be good
  54. [19:10] <@Aeria> And the award for the best opening roles GO TOOOO
  55. [19:10] <!DnD-sama> >Replicating an effect equivalent to a 5th level spell with permanency
  56. [19:10] <@Malakai> >roles
  57. [19:10] <Vripe> MY GOD I AM AN ORACLE
  58. [19:10] <@Aeria> Both rolls work
  59. [19:10] <@Aeria> Rolls because Taco fucked up
  60. [19:10] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : because Taco fucked up --> error: malformed expression
  61. [19:10] <Belor> I see something terrible coming
  62. [19:10] <!DnD-sama> What's the 5th level death master undead making spell.
  63. [19:11] <@Aeria> and roles because it's the Taco/Taco's slime opening comedy act
  64. [19:11] <@Aeria> as of now
  65. [19:11] <Sazir> Let me check really quick
  66. [19:11] <Sazir> Create Undead
  67. [19:11] <Sazir> Which creates ghouls, ghast, mummies or mohrpgs
  68. [19:12] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  69. [19:12] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  70. [19:12] <!DnD-sama> Follow me on this.
  71. [19:12] <@Malakai> oh boy
  72. [19:12] <@Malakai> here we go
  73. [19:13] <!DnD-sama> She has become a white slime.
  74. [19:13] <!DnD-sama> A mass of gooey positive energy.
  75. [19:13] <!DnD-sama> She gains the benefit of a cure light wounds spell every round.
  76. [19:13] <!DnD-sama> As does anything she's glooping.
  77. [19:13] <!DnD-sama> Which means she melts undead.
  78. [19:13] <Vripe> my GOD
  79. [19:13] <@Malakai> >she can hug taco >Heal him every round
  80. [19:13] <@Malakai> MY
  81. [19:13] <@Malakai> GOD
  82. [19:13] <@Aeria> That' is the best nat 1
  83. [19:13] <@Aeria> ever.
  84. [19:13] <!DnD-sama> You've created an Un-un-dead.
  85. [19:14] <@Malakai> HAHAHA
  86. [19:14] <@Aeria> unliving*
  87. [19:14] <!DnD-sama> Add that to your spell list.
  88. [19:14] <Vripe> so I can tell the future now
  89. [19:14] <!DnD-sama> Create Unliving.
  90. [19:14] <@Aeria> TACO
  91. [19:14] <@Aeria> YOU CAN MAKE ANGELS NOW
  92. [19:14] <@Aeria> YOU CAN MAKE
  93. [19:14] <@Aeria> MORE OF ME
  94. [19:14] <!DnD-sama> The actual effect will depend on what you use it on.
  95. [19:14] <!DnD-sama> It is a 5th level spell.
  96. [19:14] <@Aeria> GENTLEMEN
  97. [19:15] <@Aeria> WE HAVE A MEANS TO MAKE AN ARMY IN MY IMAGE
  98. [19:15] <!DnD-sama> You of course can't cast it at will yet.
  99. [19:15] <!DnD-sama> But you'll get there!
  100. [19:15] <@Aeria> Which I mean...it's pretty fuckin cool.
  101. [19:15] <Sazir> Woo!
  102. [19:15] <@Aeria> BUT MOREOVER
  103. [19:15] <@Aeria> WE HAVE A MEANS
  104. [19:15] <@Aeria> TO DESTROY THE ENEMIES
  105. [19:15] <Vripe> angel selfcest time
  106. [19:15] <@Aeria> Fuck yeah
  107. [19:15] <@Malakai> best nat 1
  108. [19:15] <@Malakai> jesus
  109. [19:15] <Sazir> Only bad side is, once Sazir becomes a lich (and maybe even the lich king)
  110. [19:15] <Sazir> He'll have to cast protect from good every time he gives her the dickings
  111. [19:16] <!DnD-sama> Just as undead are what happens when creatures are tainted by negative energy these things are the reverse.
  112. [19:16] <Belor> How to turn a nat 1 into something beautiful
  113. [19:16] <Sazir> Indeed
  114. [19:16] <@Aeria> Um
  115. [19:16] <@Aeria> well
  116. [19:17] <@Aeria> I have protection from good at will
  117. [19:17] <@Aeria> And I can cast onto everyone
  118. [19:17] <@Aeria> soooo no worries there.
  119. [19:18] <Sazir> And since the wyvern is still too young (Sazir keeps it uncaged by the by) and the harpy egg...hmm I wonder if Sazir can make a creature be born undead...naw that's silly.
  120. [19:18] <!DnD-sama> Deadborn Vulture.
  121. [19:18] <!DnD-sama> It's a thing.
  122. [19:18] <!DnD-sama> Monster Manual II
  123. [19:19] <Sazir> IS IT NOW?! Hmm, my character needs to investigate that more and how to go about it.
  124. [19:19] <Sazir> BUT FOR NOW! Since he is calmed down after creating a new sort of life never seen before by accident, he shall have Muni follow him and Maria as he goes with Belor to gather info and possibly make money.
  125. [19:20] <!DnD-sama> You should still keep the slime in a jar.
  126. [19:21] <Sazir> Oh that's right, I have command undead not command unlive
  127. [19:21] <Sazir> VERY WELL
  128. [19:21] <!DnD-sama> Especially since she can fuck up your zombos
  129. [19:22] <Belor> And then the slime became a paladin.
  130. [19:22] <@Malakai> Alrighty then
  131. [19:22] <!DnD-sama> They have terrible wisdom scores.
  132. [19:22] <@Malakai> so is that the plan?
  133. [19:22] <@Malakai> me+ants gather info, among other things>
  134. [19:22] <@Malakai> ?
  135. [19:23] <@Malakai> or groupwide training arc?
  136. [19:23] <Sazir> Yes, but, if our characters meet before that, Sazir would tell yours about Stiches, fear and all.
  137. [19:23] <Belor> Yes though, shall we talk about how are day went? It's not everyday you get attacked by assassins.
  138. [19:23] <!DnD-sama> You all meet.
  139. [19:24] <Belor> Or get the fear of fear put into you.
  140. [19:24] <!DnD-sama> It is now the next day and you all need to discuss things.
  141. [19:24] <@Malakai> Are we fully healed?
  142. [19:24] <!DnD-sama> Meh, close enough.
  143. [19:26] <!DnD-sama> Alright.
  144. [19:26] <!DnD-sama> I'll set the scene.
  145. [19:27] <!DnD-sama> Sazir and Belor are sitting around discussing magics.
  146. [19:28] <!DnD-sama> Vripe has just completed his new daily ritual of teasing Adder then shutting down her sexual advances.
  147. [19:28] <!DnD-sama> And onii is sleeping on a table.
  148. [19:28] <!DnD-sama> Then Aeria walks in with a bitch on each arm.
  149. [19:28] <@Malakai> (ZZZZZ MO' FUGGAS)
  150. [19:29] <!DnD-sama> Now.
  151. [19:29] <!DnD-sama> Discuss things.
  152. [19:29] <!DnD-sama> I'll sit here and be lazy.
  153. [19:29] <@Aeria> Muhfucka I'm like a pimp.
  154. [19:29] * Vripe kicks down the door
  155. [19:29] * Malakai is still sleeping, no fucks given
  156. [19:29] * Vripe flips a table
  157. [19:29] * Malakai was sleeping on said table
  158. [19:29] * Malakai gets flipped
  159. [19:30] <Vripe> "WHOOPS, DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE MAN, I CAN ONLY SEE MOVING THINGS"
  160. [19:30] * Malakai stands up, corrects said table, and slaps Vripe on the back of the head
  161. [19:30] * Malakai jumps back on table and goes back to sleep
  162. [19:30] * Vripe flips the table
  163. [19:30] <@Malakai> "MOTHER FUCKER"
  164. [19:30] <Vripe> "WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU MAN"
  165. [19:30] <Sazir> "Did you know old friend, that there can be a new formed of undead...no perhaps the word unlife would fit better? Under the right circumstances?"
  166. [19:30] <@Malakai> "YOU WANNA GO, WE CAN GO!"
  167. [19:30] <!DnD-sama> It's like one of those looped gifs.
  168. [19:31] * Malakai rolls his sleeves up and gets ready to slap Vripe's shit
  169. [19:31] <!DnD-sama> >sleeves
  170. [19:31] <@Malakai> What, it's cold
  171. [19:31] <@Malakai> fuck you
  172. [19:31] * Sazir then looks at the two for a minute before looking back at Belor. "...Do you think the lord set them to us as a test of sorts? To test our loyalty to him and his messenger?"
  173. [19:31] * Malakai says "Ahh, screw it." and walks over to join the conversation with Sazir and Belor
  174. [19:32] <@Malakai> "So, how did your guys night go last night? Mine was pretty crazy."
  175. [19:32] * Belor leans back in his chair talking to Sazir "What sort of properties does the new form of undead have? And yes friend, it takes all might strength to hold back the "hunger" "
  176. [19:33] * Belor looks over to malakai "I wasn't able to catch my dinner, but....."
  177. [19:33] * Belor a shiver runs up his spine
  178. [19:33] * Aeria just sits in the corner, cuddling her bitches
  179. [19:34] <@Malakai> "Woah, that bad? Also, you look like you had a good time Ms. Angel."
  180. [19:35] <Vripe> "This weird chick ran up to me and started dancing, but I didn't like it, so I kicked her."
  181. [19:35] <Vripe> "Oh, and watch out for the puddle on the right of the back alley."
  182. [19:35] <Sazir> "If I had to put into words, it's like...the opposite of the normal undead perhaps? It's still beautiful and utterly free from the chains of life but...different. Oh, hello friendly heretic, yes our night was a bit...eventful. The messenger took a liking to our prey as it were. Though that's, unfortunately, not all we saw."
  183. [19:35] * Sazir body starts slightly shaking.
  184. [19:35] <@Malakai> "You okay Sazir?"
  185. [19:35] <@Malakai> "Was it that bad?"
  186. [19:37] <Sazir> "Y-yes, I'm afraid to admit that I still fear the living, even with our lord's protection. Though her face was covered in what looked like bandages...I do admit I don't know what she might actually be."
  187. [19:37] * Belor turns back to Sazir "Opposite of the normal undead? Hmmm that is interesting indeed."
  188. [19:37] <Vripe> "Probably a cripple."
  189. [19:37] <@Malakai> "Hmm....interesting..."
  190. [19:38] <Vripe> "One of those deaf-mutes."
  191. [19:39] <Sazir> "No friendly rogue, no. This was no cripple, that air she gave off...it was if she was playing with her food. She did tell us to not die too quickly, and mentioned that this is only the start but...didn't really elaborate on what."
  192. [19:39] <@Malakai> "So yeah. The Don got attacked by an assassin last night, I tried fighting her off, she got the best of me, tried to snap my neck and failed, and then Vripe and I took her down. Your turn to go indepth."
  193. [19:39] <Vripe> "Well that's fine. I wasn't planning on dying anytime soon, anyway."
  194. [19:39] <Vripe> "Maybe next week, but I'm booked until then."
  195. [19:41] <Sazir> "You too? Hmm, perhaps this is what she was talking about? Messenger, has our Lord sent you any message other than to stomp out the Rose?"
  196. [19:41] * Aeria looks up "No..other than coming here he hasn't said a word."
  197. [19:42] <Belor> "Yes yes, has our lord given us another sign?"
  198. [19:42] <!DnD-sama> You slow nigga.
  199. [19:42] <@Malakai> (lol)
  200. [19:42] * Vripe wiggles his fingers
  201. [19:42] <Vripe> "slooooow"
  202. [19:42] <@Malakai> "So......what should our next moves be?"
  203. [19:42] <Vripe> (oh shit, that was 4th wall)
  204. [19:42] <@Malakai> (not really, you're fine)
  205. [19:42] <!DnD-sama> KILL ALL THE ASSASSIN BITCHES
  206. [19:42] <!DnD-sama> ALL OF THEM
  207. [19:42] <Sazir> "That's...shameful. Then has your uh, pet mentioned anything of interest? Perhaps why she attacked you and us?"
  208. [19:43] <!DnD-sama> BUT DO OTHER SHIT TOO
  209. [19:43] <!DnD-sama> OR YOU'LL GET DIED
  210. [19:43] == DnD-sama has changed nick to Pumpkin_
  211. [19:43] <@Aeria> "Apparently two of us are kill on sight, the others aren't as important."
  212. [19:43] <@Malakai> "Which two of us?
  213. [19:43] <@Malakai> "'
  214. [19:43] <Vripe> "Me and me."
  215. [19:44] * Malakai slaps Vripe
  216. [19:44] <@Malakai> "This is serious rogue."
  217. [19:44] <!Pumpkin_> "I was given a kill order from the higher ups and I tried to execute it, though if they sent more than one of us to a single city you guys must be a major priority."
  218. [19:44] == Aeria has changed nick to Imouto
  219. [19:44] * Belor stokes his chin "Maybe this place is not our destination? Perhaps moving on......only two of us?"
  220. [19:44] == Imouto has changed nick to Aeria
  221. [19:44] <!Pumpkin_> "I was told to kill the angel and the guy with the scythe."
  222. [19:45] <!Pumpkin_> "That was the exact order."
  223. [19:45] * Aeria pouts "But theres two guys with scyttheeeessssss"
  224. [19:45] * Malakai looks at his scythe that he has leaning against the wall
  225. [19:45] * Malakai looks back
  226. [19:45] * Malakai is deadpan
  227. [19:45] <!Pumpkin_> "I was just gonna kill both to be sure."
  228. [19:45] <!Pumpkin_> "Then I got beat..."
  229. [19:45] <!Pumpkin_> ;_:
  230. [19:45] * Sazir looks at his own scythe, that which serves as a holy symbol of his lord.
  231. [19:46] <@Aeria> "You didn't get beat, you fell in ~loooooooove~"
  232. [19:46] * Pumpkin_ snuggles the fluffy wings.
  233. [19:46] <@Malakai> "Well, looks like both Sazir and I have to be on guard...."
  234. [19:46] * Aeria pets the girl on her right side, and nuzzles the elf on the left.
  235. [19:46] <!Pumpkin_> FUCK ALREADY
  236. [19:46] <Sazir> "I...see. Well then, who gave you the order? Do you belong to some group of sorts?"
  237. [19:46] <@Malakai> "Until we know which of the two of us they meant, we'll have to make moves as a group, I think. Better safe than artwork, after all."
  238. [19:46] <Vripe> "Maybe if we disguise the scythes as candy canes, the enemies will be disoriented and discouraged."
  239. [19:47] <!Pumpkin_> "Yeah, both me and Adder are members of the Red Thorn."
  240. [19:47] <!Pumpkin_> "It's an assassins guild."
  241. [19:47] * Malakai is still deadpan as he slaps Vripe on the back of the head so hard his chin slams his chest
  242. [19:47] <@Malakai> "Never gets old."
  243. [19:47] <Vripe> (whose chin and whose chest?)
  244. [19:47] <!Pumpkin_> "We're just petals though."
  245. [19:47] <@Malakai> (context clues ants)
  246. [19:47] <Sazir> "Petals? Is that how you're ranked?"
  247. [19:47] <!Pumpkin_> "You really only need to worry if thorns start coming after you."
  248. [19:47] * Aeria whispers "You're always gonna be a flower."
  249. [19:47] * Belor leans back in his chair muttering "....clearing I must sacrifice more to our lord...."
  250. [19:48] <@Malakai> "Thorns eh? Hahaha, this should be good..."
  251. [19:48] <!Pumpkin_> "D-doushio..."
  252. [19:48] <Vripe> "I hope no problems STEM from this issue."
  253. [19:48] <Belor> "Sounds like they will be thorns in our sides..."
  254. [19:49] <@Malakai> "oh goddammit rogue."
  255. [19:49] <Vripe> "If so, we should find the ROOT of the problem."
  256. [19:49] <@Malakai> "GOD"
  257. [19:49] <@Malakai> "DAMMIT"
  258. [19:49] <@Malakai> "ROGUE"
  259. [19:49] <Sazir> "...Hm, I think perhaps it is best if we split up. If we all stay together it'd make it much easier to be recognized and followed. That reminds me, does anyone know of our current haven?"
  260. [19:49] <!Pumpkin_> "The Red Lady..."
  261. [19:49] <!Pumpkin_> "If you want the root it's her."
  262. [19:49] <@Aeria> "Especially before their seed is implanted around us"
  263. [19:49] <!Pumpkin_> "She's like a Goddess and she's the guild master."
  264. [19:49] <@Malakai> "Hmm...The Red Lady, huh...."
  265. [19:50] <!Pumpkin_> "You wouldn't be making puns if you knew how powerful the thorns were..."
  266. [19:50] <@Malakai> "Oh no, they'd still be making puns, especially the rogue."
  267. [19:50] <Vripe> "All right, let's put the PETAL to the medal, guys. We can't LEAF these guys alone."
  268. [19:51] <Belor> "Yes what my old friend has said, does anyone know where we are currently hiding?"
  269. [19:51] <@Malakai> (>uses wrong metal)
  270. [19:51] <Vripe> (ass)
  271. [19:51] * Belor looks at his lost meal
  272. [19:51] <@Aeria> (but ANTS you're not a donkey)
  273. [19:51] <@Malakai> "Well, how about here? We can't stay in this house that the Don has given us?"
  274. [19:51] <@Malakai> "If they're as good as we've been told, they'll find us no matter what."
  275. [19:51] <@Aeria> (Taco if you're not laughing I've failed you as an Imouto)
  276. [19:52] <Sazir> (No worries imouto, you passed with flying colors)
  277. [19:52] <@Malakai> (>flying)
  278. [19:52] <@Malakai> (DOHOHO)
  279. [19:53] <Vripe> "So, I believe our next order of business is to wander around and get attacked until we fill this house up with captured assassins."
  280. [19:53] <@Malakai> "Sounds good to me!"
  281. [19:53] <Belor> "Then we must be off within a few days if we want to "try" to stay hidden"
  282. [19:54] <!Pumpkin_> "The thorns are smart... they won't attack head on.
  283. [19:54] <!Pumpkin_> "Most of them won't anyway."
  284. [19:54] <Belor> "The place they lost their assassins would most likely be the first place they search"
  285. [19:54] <!Pumpkin_> "You'll have to be extra careful."
  286. [19:54] * Pumpkin_ snuggles.
  287. [19:55] <@Malakai> "Alright, alright, let's clear the air. Seriously guys, what are we doing?"
  288. [19:56] <Sazir> "Unless they're stationed here, then of course we make this town run red as we stomp them out. In any case it seems it's clear that they don't know where we are currently living. As such we must gather information on them, perhaps while leaving our scythes behind and conceiling wings. That reminds me, did you ever get any extra payment from the Don?"
  289. [19:56] * Aeria halfway murmurs "You know, I bet I'm so awesome I could make music that's stringing words that rhyme together to a melodic drum beat...kinda like wrapping everything into a run-on sentence..."
  290. [19:56] <!Pumpkin_> (Oh he got extra payment alright)
  291. [19:56] <!Pumpkin_> (winks)
  292. [19:57] <Sazir> (Bow chicka bow wow?)
  293. [19:57] <@Malakai> (I have no idea what she is talking about /pokerface)
  294. [19:57] <@Aeria> (Ew gay)
  295. [19:58] <@Malakai> "Yeah, she paid me a little extra for basically throwing myself at Adder while she got away.'
  296. [19:58] <Belor> " We can either A) stay here and try to prepare the town or B) stay one or two night to get ready and head off to another location in the hope of trying to throw off the trail"
  297. [19:58] <@Malakai> "I vote A personally."
  298. [19:59] <Vripe> "Well, we'll see if the house is still here in two nights."
  299. [19:59] <Belor> "Personally, I think moving from place to place is the best idea as it allows us to spread the holy word of our lord"
  300. [20:00] <Sazir> "I see, then perhaps she might also help you with the information. My dear friend and I will use our job in attempt to also gather information, since they are an assasin guild we will probably see their beautiful work the most."
  301. [20:00] <@Aeria> "I don't mind either but we'd need a capital eventually."
  302. [20:00] <!Pumpkin_> "Uh... The guild grand hall is in Sovernus. That's where the red Lady is, and most of the Thorns stay, though they're usually on jobs."
  303. [20:01] <@Malakai> "Well, THAT is an interesting piece of information..."
  304. [20:01] <!Pumpkin_> Sovernus is a large city about 4 towns north-east of the Slaggs.
  305. [20:02] <Vripe> "What percentage, would you say, of the Thorns are out on jobs on average?"
  306. [20:02] <!Pumpkin_> "Like.... 95"
  307. [20:03] <!Pumpkin_> "Almost all of them are always out killing, except one, but she does whatever she wants anyway."
  308. [20:03] <@Malakai> ".....What if we can sneak into Sovernus..?"
  309. [20:03] <Sazir> "Then we shall head to that town as soon as we can as our lord has sent his message clear and we will see it through, for now let us use what we have here and gather more information. We must also find means to aquire a haven in that place. Do you have any disagreements my good chap? Messenger?"
  310. [20:03] <!Pumpkin_> "You'd still have to fight the Red Lady...."
  311. [20:04] <@Malakai> "I'm all for that plan Sazir."
  312. [20:04] * Belor smiles "This is perfect then! With the knowledge of where the "main" base is we could move from place to place spreading the word until we are ready to strike........It is a good plan friend......
  313. [20:05] * Belor looks toward his lost meal and glares "Though are we sure this information is....accurate?"
  314. [20:06] <@Aeria> "I'm alright with this plan..I just don't think we should be going until we're all ready."
  315. [20:07] <Sazir> "Hm, perhaps we should strike the thorns first. I do not believe they would think of others hunting them as they do their beautiful work. Our Lord did say we must stump out the rose after all, and what's a rose without thorns?"
  316. [20:07] <@Malakai> (brb)
  317. [20:08] <!Pumpkin_> >stump
  318. [20:08] <!Pumpkin_> Emi_pegging_Hisao.png
  319. [20:08] <Belor> "Why it is a flower meant to be crushed under foot of course"
  320. [20:08] <Vripe> (told ya they were cripples)
  321. [20:10] <Sazir> "That it is my dear friend. Well then we have a plan, let us try to find where these thorns are and give them the wonderous liberation from life. Shall we go do our required work then?"
  322. [20:11] <Belor> "Of course! Let us be off to find hidden information and bring it into the light of our lord!"
  323. [20:12] * Sazir leaves the scythe with Maria and kisses her goodbye as he leaves with Belor to do MORTICIAN work.
  324. [20:14] * Belor leaves with Sazir for his most holy work!
  325. [20:16] <!Pumpkin_> Okay.
  326. [20:16] <!Pumpkin_> So Belor and Sazir make moniez.
  327. [20:16] <!Pumpkin_> And Aeria is obviously staying home for sloppy lesbian threesomes.
  328. [20:16] * Aeria slaps the DM
  329. [20:16] <!Pumpkin_> WHAT?
  330. [20:16] <!Pumpkin_> I CAN DREAM!
  331. [20:16] <Vripe> clean lesbian threesomes
  332. [20:17] <@Aeria> YOU CAN BUT YOU AIN'T NOT DAHKTAH MAHTIN LUTHA KING
  333. [20:17] <!Pumpkin_> >king
  334. [20:17] <!Pumpkin_> >not KAYNG
  335. [20:17] <@Malakai> (uwotm8?)
  336. [20:17] <@Aeria> >Implying I have to do what you want
  337. [20:17] <@Aeria> uwotm8
  338. [20:17] <!Pumpkin_> .......
  339. [20:17] <@Aeria> hue
  340. [20:17] <Vripe> wait, how do I roll for information?
  341. [20:17] == Pumpkin_ has changed nick to DnD-sama
  342. [20:18] <Vripe> oh, gather information
  343. [20:18] <@Malakai> yep
  344. [20:18] <!DnD-sama> I'm going to have to kill imouto's waifus.
  345. [20:18] <@Malakai> I'm actually of no use whatsoever most likely
  346. [20:18] <@Malakai> I think I'll just sleep some more
  347. [20:19] <Vripe> so, 1d20+10?
  348. [20:19] <Sazir> I will also use Speak with Dead to any body that looks like was assasinated by the Red Thorn.
  349. [20:19] <@Aeria> ;_;
  350. [20:19] <@Malakai> Yes
  351. [20:19] <@Aeria> You're really mean.
  352. [20:19] <@Malakai> like that ants
  353. [20:19] <Vripe> ROLL 1d20+10 HARDCORE INFORMATION
  354. [20:19] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+10 HARDCORE INFORMATION --> [ 1d20=5 ]{15}
  355. [20:20] <@Malakai> nah, I'm going with vripe
  356. [20:20] <@Malakai> I'll do information too
  357. [20:20] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+2
  358. [20:20] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
  359. [20:20] <Vripe> hardcore information
  360. [20:20] <Vripe> did we at least find a good place to eat?
  361. [20:21] <Belor> Or a good person to eat.
  362. [20:21] <!DnD-sama> Well it turns out there are two Assassins from that guild coming to this city to kill a group of people, one of them smells like pumpkin and the other is a tiny slut.
  363. [20:21] <!DnD-sama> Or so the bartender has heard.
  364. [20:21] <!DnD-sama> (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
  365. [20:21] <Vripe> GOLLY GEE GOSH MALAKAI
  366. [20:21] <Vripe> WE'D BETTER GO TELL THE OTHERS
  367. [20:22] * Vripe cannonball jumps through the window
  368. [20:22] <@Malakai> "LET'S GET RIGHT ON THAT!"
  369. [20:22] * Malakai jumps out after him
  370. [20:22] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d6 for slashing damage.
  371. [20:22] <@Malakai> I jumped through the hole he made
  372. [20:22] <@Malakai> no damage for me~
  373. [20:22] <Vripe> wait, wha
  374. [20:22] <!DnD-sama> I was talking to Vripe.
  375. [20:23] <@Malakai> rol it vripe
  376. [20:23] <Vripe> I've never been attacked, how does this work
  377. [20:23] <@Malakai> just rol the damage man
  378. [20:23] <@Malakai> hahaha
  379. [20:23] <!DnD-sama> You jumped through a glass window.
  380. [20:23] <!DnD-sama> Roll your damage.
  381. [20:23] <Vripe> roll 1d6
  382. [20:23] <Sazir> You gonna get cut man
  383. [20:23] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
  384. [20:23] <Sazir> PFF
  385. [20:23] <@Malakai> pfffffft
  386. [20:23] <!DnD-sama> Dumbass.
  387. [20:23] <Vripe> ohhh
  388. [20:23] <!DnD-sama> Glass is sharp.
  389. [20:23] <!DnD-sama> Stop that.
  390. [20:23] <@Malakai> ahahahaha
  391. [20:24] * Vripe bleeds everywhere and jumps on the table
  392. [20:24] <Vripe> "EVERYONE, WE NEED TO MOVE, NOW!"
  393. [20:24] <Vripe> "THERE'S THESE TWO ASSASSINS THAT-"
  394. [20:24] <@Malakai> "...this is an empty room Vripe.....no one's home besides the angel...."
  395. [20:24] <!DnD-sama> And she's eating pus-... training./
  396. [20:24] * Vripe bleeds some more
  397. [20:25] <@Malakai> "Aeriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! We've got some infoooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
  398. [20:25] * Malakai looks around for the angel
  399. [20:25] * Vripe jumps into the wall
  400. [20:25] <!DnD-sama> "Only two? Ahahahahaha~ You guys need to get a better information network." You hear from the sofa.
  401. [20:25] * Malakai stops. "Well.....shit....."
  402. [20:26] <Vripe> "OH, YOU HEARD ABOUT THEM, TOO?"
  403. [20:26] * Malakai tries to make a move to pull his scythe
  404. [20:26] <!DnD-sama> You turn to see a small girl with demon wings.
  405. [20:26] * Malakai stops
  406. [20:26] <@Malakai> "Nooooooooot exactly what I expected...."
  407. [20:27] <Vripe> "ARE YOU A SLUT?"
  408. [20:27] <Vripe> "ALSO, LET ME SMELL YOU."
  409. [20:27] <!DnD-sama> http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h420/LittleDemonFuta/2f0d78dc78aea966ee2f0cb060a2be8a.jpg
  410. [20:27] * Aeria runs into the house, blade in hand. "Did someone call my na- who the fuck is that."
  411. [20:27] * Malakai is still cautious but slaps Vripe anyways
  412. [20:28] <!DnD-sama> "Hahahahahaha."
  413. [20:28] <@Malakai> "No idea Aeria, but she's here.....Oh, and we have some info you'll want to be privy to, but I'll tell you after we deal with this..."
  414. [20:28] <!DnD-sama> "Three versus one huh? Maybe I should have been more careful."
  415. [20:29] <Vripe> "Okay, I don't smell pumpkins, so she's probably a slut."
  416. [20:29] <Vripe> "Try not to exchange bodily fluids, guys."
  417. [20:29] * Malakai slaps Vripe again
  418. [20:29] <@Aeria> "Pumpkin smells like pumpkins."
  419. [20:29] <!DnD-sama> (The two assassins he was talking about are Adder and Pumpkin you tard.)
  420. [20:30] <Vripe> (uh, yeah)
  421. [20:30] <Vripe> "SO, YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN SENT TO KILL US!"
  422. [20:31] <!DnD-sama> "Yep!~"
  423. [20:31] <@Malakai> "So we're obviously going to have to do this the hard way then. Fine by me."
  424. [20:31] == Toxic_ [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
  425. [20:31] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+6
  426. [20:31] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
  427. [20:32] <Vripe> "Wait, wait, is the hard way that WE supply the tea and cookies? Because FUCK that."
  428. [20:32] <Toxic_> Initiative.
  429. [20:32] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+4
  430. [20:32] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{13}
  431. [20:32] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+3
  432. [20:32] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
  433. [20:32] == Aeria has changed nick to Aeria|20
  434. [20:32] == Malakai has changed nick to Malakai|13
  435. [20:32] <Vripe> roll 1d20+4
  436. [20:32] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
  437. [20:32] <Vripe> is that correct?
  438. [20:32] <@Malakai|13> Yes
  439. [20:32] <@Malakai|13> Dat nat 20
  440. [20:32] <Toxic_> ................................
  441. [20:32] <Toxic_> Okay..
  442. [20:33] <@Malakai|13> (Change your name like we did Vripe)
  443. [20:33] <Toxic_> She reaches down to her hips for her repeating crossbow.
  444. [20:33] <Toxic_> Vripe goes first however because he apparently has retarded reflexes.
  445. [20:33] == Vripe has changed nick to Vripe|24
  446. [20:33] <Vripe|24> huh
  447. [20:34] <Vripe|24> let's see, what are my options here.....
  448. [20:34] <Toxic_> She's an imp.
  449. [20:34] <Toxic_> You know that because of your little demon mark.
  450. [20:34] <Vripe|24> huh, cool
  451. [20:34] <Toxic_> You also know she's a Mortal Hunter by the tattoo on her belly.
  452. [20:34] <Vripe|24> lemme look up what that means
  453. [20:34] <Toxic_> Meaning she hunts and skins mortals for sport.
  454. [20:34] <Vripe|24> ah.
  455. [20:35] <Toxic_> And she should have some considerable abilities.
  456. [20:35] <Vripe|24> so I guess I can poke her
  457. [20:36] <Vripe|24> uh, left boot first
  458. [20:36] <Toxic_> Roll to hit..
  459. [20:36] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : to hit.. --> error: malformed expression
  460. [20:37] <Vripe|24> roll 1d20+7
  461. [20:37] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|24 rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  462. [20:37] <Toxic_> Hit.
  463. [20:37] <Toxic_> damage.
  464. [20:37] <Vripe|24> wait, 1d6+4?
  465. [20:38] <Vripe|24> or was it 3d6
  466. [20:38] <Toxic_> Nope.
  467. [20:38] <Toxic_> Sneak attack.
  468. [20:38] <Toxic_> You first hit with each one is a sneak attack.
  469. [20:38] <Vripe|24> roll 1d6+4+3d6
  470. [20:38] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|24 rolled : 1d6+4+3d6 --> [ 1d6=1 3d6=9 ]{14}
  471. [20:39] <Toxic_> Vripes eyes harden as the girl reaches for her crossbow, and he dashes forward with no hesitation and kicks her in the throat.
  472. [20:39] <Vripe|24> "I CAN ONLY BE KILLED BY WHOLESOME WOMEN!"
  473. [20:39] * Toxic_ spits blood.
  474. [20:40] <Toxic_> "Owwie" She says with a slight smile as she points her crossbow at Vripes face.
  475. [20:40] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+21
  476. [20:40] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{30}
  477. [20:40] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+16
  478. [20:40] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{30}
  479. [20:41] <Toxic_> roll 1d10+10
  480. [20:41] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=10 ]{20}
  481. [20:41] <Toxic_> roll 1d10+10
  482. [20:41] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=1 ]{11}
  483. [20:41] <Toxic_> You get hit twice in the chest and suffer 31 piercing damage.
  484. [20:41] <Toxic_> The force of the bolts launch you backwards.
  485. [20:41] * Vripe|24 does the matrix except the world doesn't slow down with him
  486. [20:42] * Vripe|24 bleeds some more
  487. [20:42] * Toxic_ stands up with a hole in her throat and cocks her crossbow.
  488. [20:42] <Toxic_> Your turn Ally.
  489. [20:42] <@Aeria|20> >hole in her throat
  490. [20:42] <@Aeria|20> what
  491. [20:42] <@Aeria|20> how is she not bleeding to death
  492. [20:42] <Sazir> (Demon)
  493. [20:43] <Toxic_> She's an imp.
  494. [20:43] <Toxic_> An outsider.
  495. [20:43] <Toxic_> Like you.
  496. [20:43] <Vripe|24> something about magic or something
  497. [20:43] <Sazir> (As Dogma would tell you, SHE'S A FUCKING DEMON)
  498. [20:44] <@Aeria|20> Can I feint, then attempt to sunder her crossbow.
  499. [20:44] <Toxic_> Yes.
  500. [20:44] <Toxic_> Bluff check.
  501. [20:44] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+24
  502. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+24 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{41}
  503. [20:44] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+4
  504. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{17}
  505. [20:44] <Toxic_> Yeah.
  506. [20:45] <Toxic_> With a speed that would put Sephiroth to shame Aeria dashes in a zigzag and closes with Toxic.
  507. [20:45] <Toxic_> She's flat footed.
  508. [20:45] <Toxic_> (GET IT! CAUSE OF HER GAY WINGS)
  509. [20:45] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+9 with the Slicer
  510. [20:45] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+9 with the Slicer --> [ 1d20=14 ]{23}
  511. [20:46] <Toxic_> Okay.....
  512. [20:46] <Vripe|24> (two wings are better than one)
  513. [20:46] <Toxic_> That actually connected.
  514. [20:46] <Toxic_> Damage.
  515. [20:46] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d8+1d6+5
  516. [20:46] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d8+1d6+5 --> [ 1d8=2 1d6=1 ]{8}
  517. [20:46] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+2
  518. [20:46] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  519. [20:46] <Toxic_> Okay, your sword bounces off the magic crossbow.
  520. [20:47] <Toxic_> Make a str check.
  521. [20:47] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+4
  522. [20:47] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{15}
  523. [20:47] <Toxic_> roll 1d20
  524. [20:47] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
  525. [20:47] <Toxic_> Okay she doesn't drop it either.
  526. [20:48] <Toxic_> Onii your turn.
  527. [20:48] <@Malakai|13> Okay
  528. [20:48] <@Malakai|13> I'm going to attempt to sunder her crossbow as well
  529. [20:48] <Toxic_> She's still flatfooted.
  530. [20:48] <@Malakai|13> No fanciness though, not good at feinting and -oh really?
  531. [20:48] <@Malakai|13> nice
  532. [20:48] <@Malakai|13> Good job imouto
  533. [20:48] * Malakai|13 gives a thumbs up
  534. [20:48] <@Malakai|13> alright, doing it
  535. [20:50] <@Malakai|13> roll 1d20+11+4
  536. [20:50] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 1d20+11+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{21}
  537. [20:50] <Toxic_> Hit.
  538. [20:50] <@Malakai|13> roll 2d4+1d6+6+8
  539. [20:50] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 2d4+1d6+6+8 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=1 ]{20}
  540. [20:50] <Toxic_> That fucking berserker damage.
  541. [20:50] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+2
  542. [20:50] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  543. [20:50] <Toxic_> You shatter her crossbow.
  544. [20:50] <Toxic_> roll 2d6
  545. [20:50] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=7 ]{7}
  546. [20:50] <Toxic_> All of you take 7 damage from the magical explosion.
  547. [20:50] <Vripe|24> uh oh
  548. [20:51] <Toxic_> Except Vripe.
  549. [20:51] <Toxic_> He's pinned to the other wall.
  550. [20:51] <Vripe|24> phew
  551. [20:51] <Vripe|24> ah
  552. [20:51] * Vripe|24 dies for his sins
  553. [20:51] <Vripe|24> (DICE GODS, DICE GODS, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME)
  554. [20:52] <Toxic_> Toxic rolls away from the blast and draws her two magic swords.
  555. [20:53] <Toxic_> You both get an AoO because she doesn't have quickdraw.
  556. [20:53] <Toxic_> Ally first.
  557. [20:53] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+9
  558. [20:53] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{14}
  559. [20:53] <Toxic_> Her or her weapon?
  560. [20:53] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+5
  561. [20:53] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
  562. [20:54] <@Aeria|20> Her
  563. [20:54] <Toxic_> What are you doing Ally?
  564. [20:54] <@Aeria|20> So
  565. [20:54] <@Aeria|20> I'm gonna hit her twice.
  566. [20:54] <@Aeria|20> First Slicer
  567. [20:54] <@Aeria|20> Crit Flaming Sword
  568. [20:54] <@Aeria|20> just to clear that
  569. [20:54] <Toxic_> You're minus 8 on th- oh...crit.
  570. [20:54] <Toxic_> Okay then.
  571. [20:54] <@Aeria|20> ..Yeah it wouldn't have mattered I thought it was -4
  572. [20:54] <@Aeria|20> my bad
  573. [20:54] <Toxic_> First one missed.
  574. [20:55] <Toxic_> Damage for Richard Simmons.
  575. [20:55] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d8+1d6+6
  576. [20:55] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d8+1d6+6 --> [ 1d8=8 1d6=5 ]{19}
  577. [20:55] <Toxic_> Then double it!
  578. [20:55] <Toxic_> OUCH!
  579. [20:55] <@Aeria|20> 38
  580. [20:55] <@Aeria|20> I think
  581. [20:55] <Toxic_> "GUAAAAAAAAAAH!"
  582. [20:55] <Toxic_> Toxic screams as a slash of flame blows through her like a cutting torch.
  583. [20:56] <Toxic_> Onii, your turn?
  584. [20:56] <@Aeria|20> "Belors eating well tonight!"
  585. [20:56] <@Malakai|13> I'm gonna use my AoO for a sunder attempt, and cleave if it works
  586. [20:56] <Toxic_> .... You fucker.
  587. [20:56] <Toxic_> Rol it.
  588. [20:57] <@Malakai|13> roll 1d20+11+4
  589. [20:57] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 1d20+11+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{33}
  590. [20:57] <Toxic_> That's a hit on her main handed sword.
  591. [20:57] <Toxic_> Damage.
  592. [20:57] <@Malakai|13> roll 2d4+1d6+6+8
  593. [20:57] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 2d4+1d6+6+8 --> [ 2d4=3 1d6=4 ]{21}
  594. [20:57] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+3
  595. [20:57] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
  596. [20:57] <Toxic_> It breaks.
  597. [20:57] <@Malakai|13> Next one
  598. [20:57] <Toxic_> .....
  599. [20:58] <Toxic_> Fucking greater cleave.
  600. [20:58] <@Malakai|13> roll 1d20+11+4
  601. [20:58] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 1d20+11+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{30}
  602. [20:58] <Toxic_> YOU CUNT
  603. [20:58] <Toxic_> Damage.
  604. [20:58] <@Malakai|13> roll 2d4+1d6+6+8
  605. [20:58] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 2d4+1d6+6+8 --> [ 2d4=2 1d6=2 ]{18}
  606. [20:58] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+3
  607. [20:58] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  608. [20:58] <Toxic_> Okay.... it breaks.
  609. [20:58] <Toxic_> She's now unarmed and staggered.
  610. [20:58] <@Malakai|13> Alright, greater cleave is still in effect, I'm attacking her now
  611. [20:58] <Belor> *timewarp over to Belor*
  612. [20:59] * Belor sneezes " I think someone is talking about me"
  613. [20:59] <Belor> *timewarp over to Belor*
  614. [20:59] <@Malakai|13> LOL
  615. [20:59] <@Malakai|13> anywho
  616. [20:59] <@Malakai|13> Attacking her now
  617. [20:59] <Belor> *back to battle*
  618. [20:59] <@Malakai|13> roll 1d20+11
  619. [20:59] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{27}
  620. [20:59] <Toxic_> ...........................
  621. [20:59] <Toxic_> Damage.
  622. [20:59] <@Malakai|13> roll 2d4+1d6+6
  623. [20:59] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 2d4+1d6+6 --> [ 2d4=2 1d6=3 ]{11}
  624. [20:59] <Toxic_> (SHE'S LEVEL 10 STOP BEATING HER!)
  625. [21:00] <Sazir> (KILL THE FUTA!)
  626. [21:00] <Toxic_> You slash her deeply with your scythe.
  627. [21:00] <Toxic_> Now it's her turn... but she's unarmed and staggered.
  628. [21:00] <Belor> (leave enough of her for "later though!)
  629. [21:01] * Toxic_ looks up at Malakai as her eyes flash red.
  630. [21:01] <Toxic_> [Dominate Person]
  631. [21:01] <Toxic_> Make a will save.
  632. [21:01] <@Malakai|13> roll 1d20+3
  633. [21:01] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  634. [21:02] <Toxic_> You lunge forward and scoop her up to shield her from Aeria.
  635. [21:02] <Toxic_> It's now Aeria's turn.
  636. [21:02] <Toxic_> She has 50% cover... unless you go through him.
  637. [21:02] * Aeria|20 looks at Malakai and frowns
  638. [21:02] <@Aeria|20> [Charm Person]
  639. [21:03] <Toxic_> ............................
  640. [21:03] <Toxic_> ............................
  641. [21:03] <Toxic_> ............................
  642. [21:03] <Toxic_> ............................
  643. [21:03] <Toxic_> Roll a caster level check.
  644. [21:03] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : a caster level check. --> error: malformed expression
  645. [21:03] <Toxic_> 1d20+ your level.
  646. [21:03] <Toxic_> REAL LEVEL NOT EFFECTIVE
  647. [21:03] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+4
  648. [21:03] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  649. [21:03] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+5
  650. [21:03] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  651. [21:03] <Toxic_> Nope~
  652. [21:03] <@Malakai|13> (damn, nice try ally)
  653. [21:03] <@Aeria|20> well fuck you then punk
  654. [21:04] <Toxic_> Okay.
  655. [21:04] <Toxic_> She has control of you for 10 rounds, this is the first.
  656. [21:04] <Toxic_> She commands you to flee.
  657. [21:04] <Toxic_> And you do, as a full round move away from Aeria and out the front door.
  658. [21:05] <Toxic_> It's now Vripes turn and he's free of the wall.
  659. [21:05] <Toxic_> What do?
  660. [21:05] <Vripe|24> huh
  661. [21:05] <Toxic_> He'll be out the door next round.
  662. [21:05] <Vripe|24> I feel like tripping the berserker is not the best idea
  663. [21:05] <@Aeria|20> but it'd be pretty funny
  664. [21:05] <@Aeria|20> so do it anyway
  665. [21:05] <Sazir> It isn't, but do it anyay
  666. [21:05] <Sazir> >Do it anyway mind
  667. [21:06] <@Malakai|13> hahaha
  668. [21:06] <Belor> Seems like the best choice
  669. [21:06] <Toxic_> Okay, if you lunge you can grab his legs.
  670. [21:06] <Toxic_> Roll a touch attack.
  671. [21:07] <Vripe|24> roll 1d20+4
  672. [21:07] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|24 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
  673. [21:07] <@Malakai|13> eesh.....
  674. [21:07] <Toxic_> You slam face first into the door molding.
  675. [21:07] <Toxic_> roll 1d6
  676. [21:07] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
  677. [21:07] <Toxic_> You take 2 damage.
  678. [21:07] <Vripe|24> I think I'm out cold
  679. [21:07] <Vripe|24> or 1 from it
  680. [21:08] <Toxic_> Imouto it's your turn.
  681. [21:08] <Toxic_> In flight you're much faster than him.
  682. [21:08] <Toxic_> What do?
  683. [21:08] <@Aeria|20> This is gonna sound really really fucking dumb
  684. [21:08] <@Aeria|20> But hear me out
  685. [21:08] <@Aeria|20> Can I sunder his leg.
  686. [21:08] <Toxic_> No....
  687. [21:08] <@Malakai|13> ....
  688. [21:08] <@Malakai|13> STOP THAT
  689. [21:08] <Toxic_> You can make a trip attempt with the spear if you want.
  690. [21:08] <@Aeria|20> BUT YOU'LL STOP RUNNING
  691. [21:08] <Belor> But do it any way~
  692. [21:08] <@Malakai|13> DON'T MAKE ME A CRIPPLE
  693. [21:09] <@Malakai|13> I AM NOT EMI
  694. [21:09] <Vripe|24> wait, can we break her concentration?
  695. [21:09] <Vripe|24> or make her pass out or something?
  696. [21:10] <@Aeria|20> ...Okay hear me out
  697. [21:10] <@Aeria|20> I have another though
  698. [21:10] <@Aeria|20> Can I cleave through Onii and hit her
  699. [21:10] <Toxic_> No.
  700. [21:10] <@Malakai|13> ....
  701. [21:10] <Belor> thought*
  702. [21:10] <@Malakai|13> WORST
  703. [21:10] <@Aeria|20> WHAT THE FUCK
  704. [21:10] <@Malakai|13> IMOUTO
  705. [21:10] <@Malakai|13> EVER
  706. [21:10] <Toxic_> Cleave only works if you drop the first target to 0
  707. [21:10] <@Aeria|20> OKAY THEN
  708. [21:10] <@Aeria|20> CAN I FLY IN FRONT OF HER
  709. [21:10] <@Aeria|20> wait
  710. [21:10] <@Aeria|20> no
  711. [21:10] <Toxic_> Yes.
  712. [21:10] <@Aeria|20> Palooka would run me over.
  713. [21:11] <Toxic_> Okay.
  714. [21:11] <Toxic_> Special rule.
  715. [21:11] <@Aeria|20> SPECIAL RULE
  716. [21:11] <@Aeria|20> OH BOY
  717. [21:12] <Toxic_> The fleshgrinding spear will go all the way through... but you have to activate it.
  718. [21:12] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+9
  719. [21:12] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{12}
  720. [21:12] <Toxic_> Onii... make another save.
  721. [21:12] <@Aeria|20> GRIND
  722. [21:12] <@Aeria|20> GRIIIIIND.
  723. [21:12] <@Malakai|13> your spear is the spear that will pierce my sternum!
  724. [21:12] <@Malakai|13> what save?
  725. [21:12] <Toxic_> Will save.
  726. [21:12] <Vripe|24> ah
  727. [21:12] <Toxic_> This qualifies as "life threatening danger"
  728. [21:12] <@Malakai|13> roll 1d20+3
  729. [21:12] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  730. [21:13] <Toxic_> You don't free yourself... but you resist enough to stop in place.
  731. [21:13] <Toxic_> So Ally's spear hits.
  732. [21:13] <Toxic_> Damage.
  733. [21:13] <Toxic_> Twice....
  734. [21:13] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d8+5
  735. [21:13] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d8+5 --> [ 1d8=5 ]{10}
  736. [21:13] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d8+5
  737. [21:13] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d8+5 --> [ 1d8=6 ]{11}
  738. [21:13] <Toxic_> One for the piercing and the second for the grinding.
  739. [21:14] <Toxic_> The grinding damage also hits Toxic though.
  740. [21:14] <Toxic_> You collapse as the spell effect ends.
  741. [21:14] <Toxic_> The spear continues to grind at you.
  742. [21:14] <@Malakai|13> "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrgggggggg....."
  743. [21:14] <Toxic_> Toxic screams and attempts to fly away as you fall but her wings are shredded.
  744. [21:14] <Toxic_> She's near death.
  745. [21:15] <Toxic_> It's your turn onii.
  746. [21:15] <Toxic_> You wanna pull it out?
  747. [21:15] <Toxic_> It'll keep grinding til you do.
  748. [21:15] <@Malakai|13> Yes
  749. [21:15] <Toxic_> dc 15 strength check
  750. [21:15] <@Malakai|13> roll 1d20+4
  751. [21:15] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{11}
  752. [21:15] <Sazir> (Welp she dead)
  753. [21:16] <Toxic_> You take the grinding damage again.
  754. [21:16] <@Malakai|13> Same amount?
  755. [21:16] <Toxic_> Roll it again Ally.
  756. [21:16] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : it again Ally. --> error: malformed expression
  757. [21:16] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d8+5
  758. [21:16] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d8+5 --> [ 1d8=7 ]{12}
  759. [21:16] <@Malakai|13> Do I try again?
  760. [21:16] <Toxic_> It is now ally's turn.
  761. [21:16] <@Malakai|13> ahh
  762. [21:16] <Toxic_> You can order the spear to stop as a move action, but if you do you won't catch up to her.
  763. [21:17] <Toxic_> You know imps can turn invisible if they get out of sight.
  764. [21:17] <@Malakai|13> go after her ally
  765. [21:17] <@Malakai|13> do it
  766. [21:17] <@Aeria|20> Fly toward her, feint, and then, I will try to use...diplomacy..
  767. [21:17] <@Aeria|20> or bluff.
  768. [21:17] <Toxic_> ..................................
  769. [21:17] <Toxic_> You could just use Charm Monster....
  770. [21:17] <@Aeria|20> IT WON'T WORK
  771. [21:17] <@Malakai|13> UNLIMITED WAIFU WORKS, ACTIVATE
  772. [21:17] <@Aeria|20> BECAUSE
  773. [21:17] <@Aeria|20> SHE WILL RESIST
  774. [21:17] <@Aeria|20> THEN SHE MUST DIE
  775. [21:17] <@Aeria|20> I HAVE TRUE SIGHT.
  776. [21:17] <Sazir> (Look at the bright side Cali, if you do die, ZOMBIE BERRSERKER)
  777. [21:17] <@Aeria|20> I CAN SEE IT COMING.
  778. [21:18] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+24
  779. [21:18] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+24 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{42}
  780. [21:18] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+24
  781. [21:18] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+24 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{31}
  782. [21:18] <Toxic_> No.
  783. [21:18] <Toxic_> You CAN'T mimic a charm with a skill.
  784. [21:18] <Toxic_> Until you have over 20 ranks.
  785. [21:18] <@Aeria|20> I'm not mimicing a charm monster.
  786. [21:18] <@Aeria|20> I'm charming naturally, because I'm a swag bitch.
  787. [21:19] <Toxic_> ................
  788. [21:19] <Toxic_> roll 1d20+4
  789. [21:19] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  790. [21:19] <Toxic_> ....................................................................................................................
  791. [21:19] <@Aeria|20> ...I can show you the world...
  792. [21:19] <Toxic_> "Okay... okay... I give up... s-spare me.."
  793. [21:19] * Toxic_ pleades as she bleeds to death.
  794. [21:19] * Aeria|20 taps the imp on the head. "Swear your undying loyalty to me and Father."
  795. [21:19] * Malakai|13 is still attempting to pull a spinning spear out of his sternum
  796. [21:20] <Toxic_> "Okay....."
  797. [21:20] <Sazir> (Why do I feel almost all fights are gonna end like this?)
  798. [21:20] * Vripe|24 bleeds to death, too
  799. [21:20] * Aeria|20 brandishes her flaming sword in her off-hand, twirling it idly.
  800. [21:20] <@Aeria|20> "You do realize if you disobey, I'm going to fry you."
  801. [21:20] <Toxic_> "O-okay....."
  802. [21:20] <Sazir> (Meanwhile, MALAKAI IS SCREAMING IN UTTER PAIN)
  803. [21:20] <@Malakai|13> "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
  804. [21:20] * Aeria|20 digs a cookie out of a pack of her armour. "Wantie?~"
  805. [21:20] <Belor> (I'm sure he will be just fine~)
  806. [21:20] * Toxic_ spits blood at her tongue explodes and thorns spontaneously grow from her mouth.
  807. [21:20] <@Aeria|20> "SHUT THE FUCK UP BACK THERE, I'M TRYING TO BE FABULOUS."
  808. [21:20] <Toxic_> roll 10d6
  809. [21:20] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : 10d6 --> [ 10d6=42 ]{42}
  810. [21:21] * Toxic_ takes 42 piercing damage.
  811. [21:21] <Toxic_> She's at negative 24
  812. [21:21] <Sazir> (She dead)
  813. [21:21] <Toxic_> That's well into dead.
  814. [21:21] <@Malakai|13> (DON'T WORRY, TACO CAN FIX IT, HE CAN REBUILD HER, MAKE HER BETTER)
  815. [21:21] * Aeria|20 turns back and looks at the now non-existant head. "Well.. that happened."
  816. [21:21] <Belor> (SHES DEAD JIM)
  817. [21:21] <@Malakai|13> (HE HAS THE MAGICOLOGY)
  818. [21:21] <Sazir> (And do horrible horrible things with her undead body)
  819. [21:21] * Aeria|20 turns back to Malakai and holds the dead imp by her arm. "LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID. SHE DIED BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP."
  820. [21:22] <@Malakai|13> "MAKE IT STOP DAMMIT!"
  821. [21:22] <@Malakai|13> "FFFFFFFFFFFUCK"
  822. [21:22] <@Aeria|20> "Uh..stop?"
  823. [21:22] <Toxic_> if you don't stop the spear roll it's damage again.
  824. [21:22] <@Aeria|20> "Well..Hold on."
  825. [21:22] <Belor> (but look at him creating art in HIS image? I say keep it there)
  826. [21:22] <@Malakai|13> roll 1d20+4
  827. [21:22] <!DnD-sama> Malakai|13 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
  828. [21:23] <Toxic_> Max damage.
  829. [21:23] <@Aeria|20> I'm gonna move over to him, and yank the thing out.
  830. [21:23] <@Aeria|20> Also 13.
  831. [21:23] <Toxic_> 13
  832. [21:23] <@Malakai|13> "HELP ME PULL IT OUT YOU CU*coughs blood*"
  833. [21:23] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+4 STOP GRINDING
  834. [21:23] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+4 STOP GRINDING --> [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
  835. [21:23] <@Aeria|20> "It's not coming out I think you're fucked."
  836. [21:23] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+4 STOP GRINDING
  837. [21:23] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+4 STOP GRINDING --> [ 1d20=9 ]{13}
  838. [21:23] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+4 STOP GRINDING
  839. [21:23] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+4 STOP GRINDING --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
  840. [21:23] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+4 STOP GRINDING
  841. [21:23] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+4 STOP GRINDING --> [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
  842. [21:23] <Toxic_> Roll damage on it twice more.
  843. [21:23] <!DnD-sama> Toxic_ rolled : damage on it twice more. --> error: malformed expression
  844. [21:24] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d8+5
  845. [21:24] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d8+5 --> [ 1d8=3 ]{8}
  846. [21:24] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d8+5
  847. [21:24] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d8+5 --> [ 1d8=5 ]{10}
  848. [21:24] <Toxic_> What are you at?
  849. [21:24] <@Malakai|13> I'm at neg 1
  850. [21:24] <@Malakai|13> Fucking
  851. [21:24] <Toxic_> Make a heal check Ally.
  852. [21:24] <@Aeria|20> roll 1d20+2 CLEAR
  853. [21:24] <!DnD-sama> Aeria|20 rolled : 1d20+2 CLEAR --> [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  854. [21:24] <Sazir> (...And it just so happens I made an unlive slime)
  855. [21:24] <@Malakai|13> >nat 20
  856. [21:24] <@Aeria|20> Shock paddles, gg.
  857. [21:24] <@Malakai|13> THAT WORKS
  858. [21:24] <Toxic_> Okay, he's back up to 1
  859. [21:24] == Aeria|20 has changed nick to Aeria
  860. [21:24] == Malakai|13 has changed nick to Malakai
  861. [21:25] <Toxic_> All she did was stuff feathers in the hole and punch you in the chest.
  862. [21:25] <Toxic_> It worked.
  863. [21:25] <@Malakai> "FUCK ME RUNNING, THAT SHIT HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!"
  864. [21:25] <Toxic_> Mouto swag.
  865. [21:25] <@Aeria> "Swag."
  866. [21:25] == Vripe|24 has changed nick to Vripe
  867. [21:25] * Vripe writes "Swag" in blood
  868. [21:25] * Aeria sheaths her spear and carries the dead imp. "Come on, you're gonna be dinner for someone. That's what you get for trying to get ahead in life."
  869. [21:25] <Toxic_> Pumpkin will explain later that thorns are bound by a spell to never betray the guild.
  870. [21:25] <Toxic_> Or that happens.
  871. [21:26] <Toxic_> Though the spell only works once.
  872. [21:26] <Toxic_> So if they survive that they're free.
  873. [21:26] <Belor> *meanwhile making money to fill our evil coffers*
  874. [21:26] <Toxic_> But they're tongue is still ripped apart, so they need magical aid.
  875. [21:26] <Vripe> so from now on, we just hold them captive, heal them, then make them surrender
  876. [21:27] <Toxic_> Thorns all have a V shaped tattoo on their tongue.
  877. [21:27] <Toxic_> FYI
  878. [21:27] <@Aeria> But all you need is a bag of weed.
  879. [21:27] <Sazir> (So how come it didn't happen to Pumpkin or the other one-oooooooooh)
  880. [21:27] <@Malakai> (They're petals yo)
  881. [21:27] <@Malakai> (hahaa)
  882. [21:29] * Vripe bleeds a little bit more
  883. [21:29] <Toxic_> Belor and Sazir will have a lot of questions when they get home.
  884. [21:29] <@Malakai> .....were you actually unconcious?
  885. [21:29] <@Malakai> Vripe?
  886. [21:30] <@Aeria> Belor will actually have dinner tonight.
  887. [21:30] <@Malakai> This is important
  888. [21:30] <@Malakai> Vripe
  889. [21:30] <@Aeria> TIME TO GO TO VRIPE
  890. [21:30] <Vripe> I think that was 40
  891. [21:30] <@Aeria> ROLL 1D20+2 CLEAR
  892. [21:30] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1D20+2 CLEAR --> error: malformed expression
  893. [21:30] <@Aeria> ROLL 1d20+2 CLEAR
  894. [21:30] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+2 CLEAR --> [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  895. [21:30] <Toxic_> He loses 1h
  896. [21:30] <Toxic_> NEXT
  897. [21:30] <@Aeria> rude
  898. [21:30] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+6 heal on Vripe
  899. [21:30] <!DnD-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+6 heal on Vripe --> [ 1d20=10 ]{16}
  900. [21:30] <Toxic_> Okay.
  901. [21:30] <Toxic_> That puts him at 0
  902. [21:30] <Toxic_> He'll live.
  903. [21:31] * Malakai picks up Vripe and drops him on a couch gently
  904. [21:31] <Belor> (More like dinner for me and my pets~)
  905. [21:31] <Sazir> (Just leave enough for me to work on~)
  906. [21:31] <@Aeria> (Okay)
  907. [21:33] <Toxic_> 4050 each
  908. [21:33] <Toxic_> Jesus....
  909. [21:33] <@Malakai> FUCK YEAH LEVEL UPPU
  910. [21:33] <@Aeria> REBEL AWP
  911. [21:33] <Toxic_> That should be levels all around.
  912. [21:33] <Toxic_> I'll be back.
  913. [21:33] * Malakai high fives Aeria Sazir Belor Vripe
  914. [21:33] <Toxic_> Gotta pee.
  915. [21:33] <Toxic_> Everyone level up as best as you can except imouto since I'm gonna do it for her.
  916. [21:33] <Toxic_> Also somebody help ANTS cause he's dumb.
  917. [21:36] <Toxic_> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=410813
  918. [21:36] <Toxic_> The Bag of Mortal Flesh is the only item you get from her.
  919. [21:36] <Toxic_> It basically keeps any meat you store in it fresh eternally.
  920. [21:37] <Vripe> >Point Blank Shot
  921. [21:37] <Vripe> aaaaaaaah
  922. [21:37] <Toxic_> Brutus is gonna call dibs on that so hard.
  923. [21:37] <@Malakai> ....THAT goes to Belor
  924. [21:37] <@Malakai> Yeah
  925. [21:37] <@Malakai> That goes to Belor dude
  926. [21:37] <@Aeria> I'm handing that to Belor personally
  927. [21:37] <@Malakai> Easily
  928. [21:37] * Belor starts tearing up "Oh I love you guys"
  929. [21:37] <Toxic_> It currently has a hundred slabs of meat from various humanoids in it she'd taken from her victims.
  930. [21:38] <Vripe> wait, so are we level 5 now?
  931. [21:38] <Belor> You got me exactly what I wanted for christmas!
  932. [21:38] <@Malakai> uhh
  933. [21:38] <@Malakai> I'm level 6 now...
  934. [21:38] <Vripe> huh
  935. [21:38] <@Malakai> ants, you forgot to change the number last time lol
  936. [21:38] <@Malakai> at least, I think you did
  937. [21:38] <@Malakai> lemme see your sheet...
  938. [21:39] <Vripe> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=408908
  939. [21:39] <@Malakai> Huh
  940. [21:39] <@Malakai> ants
  941. [21:40] <@Malakai> how are you at 19,400 xp
  942. [21:40] <@Malakai> taco, brutus
  943. [21:40] <@Malakai> how much do you two have?
  944. [21:40] <@Malakai> did I fuck up, or did he?
  945. [21:40] <Vripe> probably me
  946. [21:40] <Vripe> definitely me
  947. [21:40] <Sazir> 17150
  948. [21:40] <@Malakai> I'm at 17,150
  949. [21:40] <@Malakai> Yeah
  950. [21:40] <Belor> 17,150 here
  951. [21:40] <@Malakai> just scale it back, and set yourself to level 6 ants
  952. [21:40] <@Malakai> and we'll help you level
  953. [21:41] <@Malakai> oh, and erase the +4050 in your xp change thing
  954. [21:41] <@Malakai> just to be sure
  955. [21:42] <Vripe> okay, so I did the listed stuff
  956. [21:43] <@Malakai> ok
  957. [21:43] <@Malakai> we'll help you with it once we're all done
  958. [21:55] <Vripe> how many ranks can you put into a skill?
  959. [21:55] <Vripe> is 7 the max?
  960. [21:55] <@Malakai> Look at where it says max
  961. [21:55] <Vripe> oh
  962. [21:55] <@Malakai> see "Max Rank"?
  963. [21:55] <@Malakai> that's the amound
  964. [21:55] <@Malakai> left is class skill
  965. [21:55] <@Malakai> right is Cross-Class
  966. [21:55] == Toxic_ [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
  967. [21:56] <!DnD-sama> That's it for D&D tonight.
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