Kenneth and Isac strife "Shia

[17:24] <intellectualStrategist> .......... shia, i will say, this isnt your worst acting job
[17:24] <Kenneth> "W-w-what....?"
[17:24] <Mathmatt878> "Shut up, meat."
[17:24] <intellectualStrategist> now, why dont you explain the corpse
[17:25] <Mathmatt878> "He's dead. You left him alone."
[17:25] <intellectualStrategist> he didnt message me!
[17:25] <intellectualStrategist> i dont have time to check on everyone!
[17:25] <Kenneth> You whisper to Isac, "C-Corpse?!!"
[17:26] <Mathmatt878> "He appeared with the weak one, and you never gave him the time of day."
[17:26] <intellectualStrategist> He looks at kenneth with a side glance, murmuring out the side of his mouth "dont stand there, help me for a sec"
[17:26] <Kenneth> ((Oh yeah that dude died lol))
[17:26] <intellectualStrategist> I sorry, i wasnt at home was i? i was off fighting golems
[17:27] <Mathmatt878> "You were."
[17:27] <Kenneth> You try to ask how to help. "Hh-hoow???"
[17:28] <intellectualStrategist> "so how did he die? eh, did he jsut, fall out of the sky?" He says, ebfore glancing back again "Just try and keep a straight face. calm down and be strong."
[17:29] <Mathmatt878> "You left him alone."
[17:29] <Mathmatt878> "There was no one to watch over him."
[17:29] <Mathmatt878> "Who knows how he died?"
[17:29] <Kenneth> That totally does not calm you. You have some heavy breathing happening here.
[17:29] <Kenneth> "I left him. I left him. Oh my gosh, I left him."
[17:30] <intellectualStrategist> Isac takes his eys of shiasprite, to glance back at the girl, raising an eyebrow "Im sorry, run this by me?"
[17:31] <Mathmatt878> "The weak one and him arrived here together."
[17:31] <Mathmatt878> "You completely ignored the other one as he snuck off to explore."
[17:31] <Mathmatt878> "And he died because you didn't care."
[17:32] <Kenneth> "Shut up shut up shut up." You try to block his words with your hands.
[17:32] <Mathmatt878> "Good luck with that, kid."
[17:32] <Mathmatt878> "Can't hide forever."
[17:33] <Kenneth> Tears start streaming down your eyes. "It's fine, it's fine. It's all a dream."
[17:33] <Mathmatt878> "You wish."
[17:34] <intellectualStrategist> isc turns, to the girl, trying to put his hands on her shoulders "calm down, cmon. you gotta focus here, ok?"
[17:35] <Kenneth> "It's fine. It's fin- Don't you GET IT? He knows. He knows that I was glad he was dead. It's all my fault. I should die."
[17:36] <Mathmatt878> Shia visibly smiles.
[17:36] <Kenneth> "This is all messed up" You whisper.
[17:36] <Mathmatt878> "I'd be happy to kill you, if you want."
[17:36] <Kenneth> "STOP GIVING ME THAT SMUG SMILE, YOU PIECE OF.... ROCK."
[17:37] <Mathmatt878> "You don't even know what I am, do you?"
[17:37] <Kenneth> "Shut up shut up shut up." You tightly close your eyes, he isn't there he isn't there he isn't he-
[17:37] <Kenneth> You sob a bit.
[17:37] <intellectualStrategist> "....." Isac sighs and just pats the shell shocked girl a bit "Calm down, ok? theres no way he could know that, he isnt a ind reader"
[17:37] <Mathmatt878> "Still here."
[17:37] <intellectualStrategist> "cmon, stay with me here. i need a sane person" "Shia, shutup!"
[17:38] <Mathmatt878> "Shut up, meat."
[17:38] <Mathmatt878> "You let the kid die."
[17:39] <intellectualStrategist> "I didnt notice, and he dodnt care! its not my fault!"
[17:39] <Mathmatt878> Shia chuckles.
[17:40] <Mathmatt878> "Worst blood player I've ever seen."
[17:40] <intellectualStrategist> " I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"
[17:41] <intellectualStrategist> he skaes the girl a bit, looking concerned "Cmon, you ok? we gotta head inside"
[17:41] <Kenneth> You start singing a dragon song. or something. Dragons are cool.
[17:42] <intellectualStrategist> "oh god please dont start this. please?" He says, reaching for her hands to remove them
[17:42] <Mathmatt878> "It means you're supposed to care about the losers you're stuck with."
[17:42] <intellectualStrategist> "Well im trying my best!"
[17:43] <Kenneth> You succeed in removing her hands from her head.
[17:43] <intellectualStrategist> "cmon girl, stay wit me, ok? we need to head inside, get some rest" e says, pulling her hands lightly to lead her inside
[17:44] <Mathmatt878> "You don't get to leave that easily."
[17:44] <Kenneth> You let him guide.
[17:44] <Kenneth> Or not apparently.
[17:44] <intellectualStrategist> " I SAID, SHUTUP! ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO HELP ME ON MY JOURNEY?"
[17:44] <Mathmatt878> "That's not my job."
[17:44] <intellectualStrategist> he says, growling a bit at the end, keeping infront of the girl
[17:44] <Mathmatt878> "My job is to make sure things go well."
[17:45] <Mathmatt878> "And to do that, I need to get you two out of the way."
[17:45] <intellectualStrategist> "says who? te sky gods! that makes no sense!" He says, edging to the side while keeping
[17:45] <intellectualStrategist> shia in sight
[17:46] <Mathmatt878> Shia begins to glow visibly, and fires a laser towards the two of you.
[17:46] <Kenneth> "dragons oooooooooo mighty fireeeeeeee." You lowly sing.
[17:46] <Mathmatt878> Roll dex to avoid.
[17:46] <Kenneth> You mean acrobactics ??
[17:46] <Mathmatt878> Sure, that.
[17:47] <Mathmatt878> (wait, dice isn'there)
[17:47] <Kenneth> ((fuck i add it in the stealth omg))
[17:47] <intellectualStrategist> 12+ whatever ))
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[17:47] <Kenneth> !roll 1d20+6
[17:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Kenneth rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{24}
[17:47] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20 to hit
[17:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20 to hit --> [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
[17:47] <Mathmatt878> You both deftly avoid the beam.
[17:47] <Mathmatt878> Roll for initiative.
[17:48] <intellectualStrategist> !Roll 1d20
[17:48] <Tyche[Dice]> intellectualStrategist rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
[17:48] <Kenneth> "Might the dragons above the skies rage on wars" You still sing.
[17:48] <Kenneth> !roll 1d20+6
[17:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Kenneth rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{16}
[17:48] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20
[17:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
[17:48] <Mathmatt878> Turn order is Kenneth, Shia, then Isac.
[17:49] <Kenneth> You notice that you don't have any weapons and just try to lowly sing to yourself out.
[17:49] <Mathmatt878> (So, just ending the turn?)
[17:49] <Kenneth> Yes
[17:50] <Mathmatt878> Shia takes his turn, and fires a pair of lasers at you.
[17:50] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20
[17:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}, [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
[17:50] <Mathmatt878> (What's your AC, both of you?)
[17:50] <Kenneth> 20
[17:50] <Mathmatt878> It doesn't matter for this turn, as one of the beams collides with the other, and cancels it out, even if it would hit.
[17:50] <intellectualStrategist> checking it ))
[17:51] <intellectualStrategist> (( yessss ))
[17:51] <Mathmatt878> Shia charges at the two of you in an attempt to block off your path to the house.
[17:51] <Mathmatt878> Isac's turn.
[17:51] <Kenneth> You rolled a one, wtf
[17:52] <Mathmatt878> Yep.
[17:52] <Kenneth> Where is the critfail. I doughnut see it. Where is it??
[17:52] <Mathmatt878> It doesn't matter for this turn, as one of the beams collides with the other, and cancels it out, even if it would hit.
[17:52] <Mathmatt878> That was the crit fail.
[17:52] <Kenneth> You just did that because you are the dm, you whoare.
[17:52] <intellectualStrategist> (( ok, ive got three choices. do i even have a chance at diplomacy?
[17:52] <Mathmatt878> (I'm gonna tell you right now, no, you do not.)
[17:54] <intellectualStrategist> (( fuck it, im rolling to pull the girl and move to the house ))
[17:54] <Mathmatt878> (You don't really need to roll, that would just be your move action)
[17:54] <intellectualStrategist> Isac, still holding the girls arms, pulls her along toward the house, cursing
[17:54] <intellectualStrategist> (( then i roll acrobatics to go farther. thats a thing, right?))
[17:55] <Mathmatt878> (I'm pretty sure that's just using your major action to charge, which doubles your movespeed)
[17:55] <intellectualStrategist> (( yes, that. am i in the door?))
[17:56] <intellectualStrategist> (( also, sorry, i ust didnt know that was a thing. most of my combat is swing till the thing falls))
[17:56] <Mathmatt878> (no worries)
[17:56] <Mathmatt878> (and I'm going to say you're just outside, so if Kenneth starts running, you can make it inside.)
[17:56] <Kenneth> Yes. You do that.
[17:57] <Mathmatt878> (Isac still has his minor action if he wants to use it)
[17:57] <intellectualStrategist> (( lemme see.... still no good loot. can i close the door? or throw my dangerous book?))
[17:57] <intellectualStrategist> (( im assuming not, beuase ones involuntary, and the others a major action))
[17:58] <Mathmatt878> (You won't be inside until Kenneth's turn, so you can't close the door without being stuck outside, and you can totally throw the book)
[17:58] <Mathmatt878> (Wait, did i say it was a major to throw the book?)
[17:58] <intellectualStrategist> (( throw the book! one d20 right? no idea))
[17:59] <Mathmatt878> (I'm just gonna say it's a minor action)
[17:59] <Mathmatt878> Roll d20+DEX
[17:59] <intellectualStrategist> !Roll 1d20
[17:59] <Tyche[Dice]> intellectualStrategist rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
[18:00] <intellectualStrategist> 16 in all
[18:00] <intellectualStrategist> ()
[18:00] <Mathmatt878> Success.
[18:00] <Mathmatt878> (I'm gonna go back to find out exactly what the book did)
[18:01] <intellectualStrategist> ( it was a small amount)
[18:03] <Mathmatt878> (Found it)
[18:03] <Mathmatt878> The book of a thousand papercuts: Thrown item, 2d4 damage on hit.
[18:04] <intellectualStrategist> !Roll 2d4
[18:04] <Tyche[Dice]> intellectualStrategist rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ]{6}
[18:04] <Mathmatt878> Shia grunts as the book collides with him, but continues following you.
[18:05] <Mathmatt878> Kenneth's turn
[18:05] <Kenneth> You snap out of your song.
[18:05] <Kenneth> "What are we supposed to do?"
[18:05] <Kenneth> "!!"
[18:05] <intellectualStrategist> "get in the house and lock the door!"
[18:05] <Mathmatt878> "You're supposed to die!"
[18:06] <intellectualStrategist> "SHUT UP YOU UNHELPFUL SHIT"
[18:06] <Kenneth> You lead him into the house and lock the door.
[18:07] <Mathmatt878> Inside, you see... Shiasprite.
[18:07] <Mathmatt878> "What's up, meat?"
[18:07] <Kenneth> "Why does he want to kill us?? Holy"
[18:07] <Mathmatt878> "Can you keep it down? You're kinda loud."
[18:07] <Kenneth> "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy goooooooooooooawd."
[18:07] <intellectualStrategist> "MOTHER....."
[18:07] <Kenneth> You open the door and run outside.
[18:07] <intellectualStrategist> "fuck, you cant fight can you?"
[18:07] <Mathmatt878> "I can, why?"
[18:08] <Mathmatt878> "Need to squish some stuff?"
[18:08] <Mathmatt878> As you open the door, you see the first Shia still outside.
[18:08] <Mathmatt878> Something is very wrong here.
[18:09] <Kenneth> "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH."
[18:09] <intellectualStrategist> "......................... fuuuck. yes. do me a favor?"
[18:09] <Mathmatt878> "Sure, meat."
[18:09] <Kenneth> "??????????????????"
[18:10] <Mathmatt878> Outside Shia is still charging at you guys.
[18:10] <intellectualStrategist> " theres a guy impersonating you outside. Mind tellimg me who it is, and if i should kill them? this is some serios Abbadons warp fuckery here"
[18:10] <intellectualStrategist> (( is it my turn?))
[18:10] <Mathmatt878> (Turn order is kenneth, shia, then you)
[18:10] <Mathmatt878> (if kenneth ends her turn, outside shia gets to go)
[18:10] <Mathmatt878> "Oh, now he messed up."
[18:11] <Kenneth> "What the lighting is happening."
[18:11] <Mathmatt878> "No one impersonates me without getting shoved in the meat grinder."
[18:11] <Mathmatt878> "Kill 'em, meat."
[18:11] <Mathmatt878> "Don't hold back."
[18:11] <Mathmatt878> "He may look like a sprite, but he's not me, you can take him."
[18:12] <Mathmatt878> "And you, kid." (He says, looking at Kenneth)
[18:12] <Mathmatt878> "Take these."
[18:12] <Mathmatt878> A pair of glowing throwing knives appear in your hands.
[18:12] <Mathmatt878> (Tier 2 throwing knives, no extra benefit)
[18:12] <Mathmatt878> "Knock
[18:12] <Mathmatt878> "Knock 'em dead."
[18:12] <intellectualStrategist> "oh... wait what! who are they?"
[18:13] <Mathmatt878> "Heck if I know."
[18:14] <Mathmatt878> I'm going to say that enough time went by, and it is Shia's turn now.
[18:14] <Kenneth> You grab them...
[18:14] <intellectualStrategist> ".... alright. just make sure to get them if i fall, ok?"
[18:14] <Mathmatt878> "You're not gonna fall."
[18:14] <Mathmatt878> "It's why I call you meat. You're tough."
[18:14] <Mathmatt878> "And you probably taste pretty good after being cooked."
[18:14] <Mathmatt878> "But, mostly that first part."
[18:15] <intellectualStrategist> "...... yeha thanks" Isac feels more confident after he talk, and turns to the door, dropping his survival axe into is hand
[18:15] <Mathmatt878> Outside Shia fires one laser at each of you as you step through the door.
[18:15] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20
[18:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{10}, [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
[18:16] <Mathmatt878> (First one misses Kenneth, the second hits Isac)
[18:16] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2d4 damage.
[18:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2d4 damage. --> [ 2d4=7 ]{7}
[18:17] <intellectualStrategist> (( 11 ac, save meee))
[18:17] <Mathmatt878> (Also, if you weren't at full health at the beginning of the fight, you are now.)
[18:17] <Mathmatt878> Outside Shia smiles, and ends his turn.
[18:17] <Mathmatt878> Kenneth's turn.