4chan Hazbin Hotel story - A Prince of Hell in the Hotel

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #252
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>victor made the mistake of hiring stolas as his assistant
>the reason? stolas's wife kicked him out for being a spineless jackass in hopes he grows a spine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlf_IXft0MA
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>a prince of Hell now lives in the Hotel
>666 News is having a field day - on the Hotel's side, for once
>Stolas' wife and daughter immediately realize what a mistake this was
>meanwhile, Stolas is just happily acclimatizing to the anons and the rest of the staff - turns out, the guy really just needed more company in his life
>Angel Dust is jealous, though - the bird dick seems to be flirting with everyone
>that's HIS job!
>Blitzo is just glad Stolas is off his case
>...except now, his wife seems to be coming on him
>hard
>Stolas' daughter, meanwhile, is spending time with Millie and Moxxie - the last two normal people left in her life
>they're worried the girl's going to have issues in the long run - well, on top of the ones she already has
>Meanwhile, Lucifer is quietly having a fit over loosing one of his princes to Charlie's passion project - while Lilith's laughing her ass off, and secretly cheering her on
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>Stolas keeps flirting with the anons - especially John, though, he learns, fairly quickly, that the virgin is off limits (strangely, not from the anons, but from Niffty, who puts him through some seriously dubcon shit to threaten him)
>the others...
>Chan sometimes allows a clone or five to "have their way" with the avian demon - less autistic screeching for him
>Stretch politely turns him down, the same way he does with Angel
>Bronson just patiently reminds him that he's on his target list (he really isn't, but hey, what's a little white lie every once in a while)
>Noir just says no, and tries to avoid him
>as does Doc, Sting and Bratislav
>Athanasius just pulls out his sword every time he comes close
>he has a good mind to avoid Zap, Crow and Postal himself
>Swinga's game, but he just doesn't find him fun enough - his singing, on the other hand...
>he rarely sees Mek, and he doesn't seem to understand what sex is
>Jugger also says no, and Vaggie keeps pulling out the spear every time he tries to hit on her cousin
>Zagreus always tricks him, locking him in the room with his hands handcuffed to the bed - he stopped seeking him out once the dastardly anon tried to crucify him
>Pockets just flat-out tells him that he has a boyfriend and he doesn't swing, with Angel possessively hugging him all the while
>he has a devil of a time trying to find Keys - the slippery anon always seems to be where he isn't
>(if he exists in the timeline) Funzie's also game, but he gets... Inventive about it, and it usually leaves Stolas uncomfortably exhausted
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what about the non-anons?
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>Dr. Mangle seems approachable at first - but then, he finds out what he's hiding in the basements
>he remains a frightened ball of ruffled feathers for the rest of the day
>the Ashen One and Doomguy don't see him as a threat, and they're patient with him - but won't hesitate to idly remind him that they're just tolerating him being there, whenever he tries to flirt with them
>Husk's Grandson (and Husk for that matter) just try to avoid him
>Sir Pent treats him with respect, while Cherri constantly takes him out to party (thus making him earn even more of Angel's ire)
>Angel himself is DTF with him - but always makes sure that he's the dominant one in bed, and tries his best to exhaust him
>Jacket frequently dons the Rasmus mask around him - not sure if he does this to humor him or to mock him, but he also politely denies any "fun"
>although, at times, he had taken Stolas with him to "blow off some steam" in the neighborhoods mafia-infested locales - the avian demon is surprisingly good with a canesword, and his can also shoot lightning
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This is nice but i meant victor as in swapped gospel
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Oh. OK!
>the I.M.P. constantly keep an eye on him, weirding him out
>Victor's patient with him, and his wife's friendly, but everyone else...
>Charlie keeps on playing subtle pranks on him for her own amusement, while Vaggie keeps coming on him
>hard
>Cherri treats him with respect, but is frequently bemused by his cowardice
>Al's polite, and Angel's trying to help him man up
>Niffty and "Sir" Pent always cracks jokes at his expense, but seems to like him
>Husk's always invading his personal place, if not pouncing on him - much like a cat would
>666 News is treating him like a minor sensation, with Katie and Tom cheering on his "bold steps at recovery" - while the rest of Hell's laughing at his expense
>his wife's probably regretting the whole thing by now, while his daughter is also cheering him on
>Stretch keeps confusing him with references he doesn't understand, and the works of Peter Kropotkin always seem to mysteriously manifest around his person
>Noir's treating him as a joke, even worse than Niffty is
>Bratislav is more mild about it
>Crow, Postal and Sting are supportive, and are trying to help him grow a spine
>Zagreus is also supportive, but rarely does anything to help in the presence of Charlie
>Doc's largely indifferent
>John and Chan try to be helpful, but they're about as good at it as Chan is at helping John get a date
>Athanasius keeps enthusiastically offering his services to the "dark lord", only for him to meekly back away from him
>Swinga's typically too drunk to do anything but hurl incomprehensible insults at him
>Zap ignores him completely
>Pockets and Bronson also try to help him - the hard way (he's going to be fucking ripped by the end of it)
>Keys frequently takes him out to get him to live his life the fullest - with middling results
>Jugger just tries to keep Vaggie off of him, but is too busy to do anything else
>Mek offers to send him through corporate confidence-boosting course after corporate confidence-boosting course