Canter U: Day 17 Wednesday [Aphrodisiac]

>You wake up on your own accord today...
>Because you left your Honda Civic back at home.
>Why am I not funny?
>You take a look outside... wow... a slightly foggy, but bright day.
>Spike's not sleeping in his bed... oddly enough.
>Hell, he actually made his bed!
>You get out of yours and make your bed too.
>People who sleep in made beds have reported that their slumbers have been increasingly comfortable to those who have not.
>I think. idk... try it some day.
>implying you actually get out your bed/house on a daily basis.
>After your bed's made, you go on your computer.
>Facebook shows a picture of Dash and team after their victory, sitting on the opposing school's entrance marquis.
>Fucking cunts.
>You find your phone somewhere on the floor, under the shirt you wore yesterday.
>3 texts... 1 missed call.
Twilight: Good morning, Anon! Time for class!
Twilight: We're leaving without you... whatever you're up to.
Twilight: I'll try to save you a seat.
>Oh shit... what time is it?
>You slept in! Wow...
>That was a good lay last night though...
>Still don't know who it was...
>9:12... not too late, right?
>But... you paid at least $15K for this quarter alone.
Which reminds me, you niggas need to pay up. Please make checks out to "OPtimistic". kthnx
>and you didnt pay that money to fuck bitches. You came for an education.

A. Go to class.
B. Ditch.

>You zhouzh your hair and apply deodorant.
>You slide into the first t-shirt, hoodie and jeans that you find.
>You pick up your phone and wallet, and your backpack, and you're out of your roo-oh fuck.
>You catch a glimpse of your ID card as your door closes.
>Well... you're not getting back in without Spike.
>Or a lockpick and Security level 15.
>You shrug and move off to the lobby, seeing Dash on the couch.
"Hey Anon! Sleep in today? Ditch class with me!"
>You turn her down as you grab a granola bar on the way out of the lobby.
"Haha, sure thing... egghead."
>Fuck her. Who's an egghead, eggface?
I had a phase as a YT pooper when I was a kid.
>You make your way to the lecture hall.
>Lucky for you, you made the walk without sweating.
>Whew... you wipe your brow.
>You're sweating. Fuck. But you're sure you smell decent enough.
>Some seats are open... and you recognize the backs of some people's heads.

A. Purple hair and sweater vest.
B. Light pink hair and a white jacket.
C. Sit up front.

>First thing's first.
>Bathroom.
>Quick wipe of the sweat. Quick piss.
>Quick phone check.
Dash: You're missing out, dude!
>It's 9:23.
>You exit the bathroom, and walk up to the pink haired girl, sitting next to her quietly.
>Redheart.
>She's got her legs crossed and a pencil in her mouth, when she turns to you.
"O-oh... Hey there, Anonymous."
"Anon's here?"
>Colgate's sitting to the right of her.
>Redheart smiles and headhugs you.
>Like... she leans her head on you and shrugs her shoulder while...
>You get the picture.
"How'd you sleep last night?"
>You smile and tell her you were so tired you slept in.
>She giggles and goes back to her notes.

A. Notes
B. Colgate
C. Redheart
D. Goof off.

>Redheart's sitting next to you...
>And you can always get the lecture notes from... someone else.
>You told her how you were in B building last night, and you ask her how her night went down.
"Really? I didn't see you!"
>Colgate puts down her pencil, and it looks like she's listening in.
>You tell her how you didn't see her or Colgate at all either.
"Yeah... we were... at a Canterlot Health event!"
>At 10 PM? Damn, maybe you should join that club.
>They party hard.
>They go back to their notes, and you pull out your phone.
>You call Unknown, as Redheart lazily watches you.
>And you hear a vibration coming from your right.
>Both of the girls jump a bit, before attempting to silence the phone.
>Bingo...
>Redheart turns around slowly, smiling nervously.
"H-hey Anon... d-did you have fun last night?"
>You answered that question a long time ago...
>And now you have an answer...
>Unknown is...

A. Redheart!
B. Colgate!
C. Anonymous!
D. Fluttershy!
E. Shining Armor!

>You lean over into Redheart's desk.
>She's blushing and nervous.
>You kiss her once. You can see Colgate staring at you.
>You tell her how you think Redheart's a good kisser too.
>And you show her her phone number.
"Unknown? I don't know what you're t-talking about! Y-you're wrong about Unknown!"
>Well shit... at least you got a free kiss from a nursing major.
>Wait, no! Her voice sounds like the one you heard last night... and those lips feel familiar...
>How can she not be Unknown?
>Class ends and the two girls slip by you.
"We gotta go."
>Colgate's laughing and smiling.
"See ya, Anonymous!"
>Redheart leads the way out the door as you take your time to get up.

>You find Twilight, AJ, and Shy before heading out of the lecture hall.
"Long night, partner?"
"You weren't online last night! What were you up to?"
>You clear your throat to regale them.

A. Tell the story of Unknown.
B. Tell the story of the "Haunted Basement"
C. Silence.
D. Spaghet about it.

>As you all walk to the Greens, you tell them a story.
>About how you went over to B building.
>Got a call about some spooky scary skeletons.
>Vinyl let you in and showed you to the scary zone.
>Then you went in the scary zone and then got fucked.
"Anon, you look fine! You didn't get bea-"
>Twilight, you dense beauty.
>As you sit down, you tell them that you had sex with some girl/tranny that left you his/her number at bio lab.
"A little roll in the hay? Ah saw you talkin with them new lab partners of yers... they're mighty cute..."
>Twilight shrinks down upon hearing the sex word.
>And Fluttershy's tensely listening to every smutty detail that you can muster.
>Twilight's trying not to listen... and you see her feet shuffle under the table.
>You all consume some snacks before heading to your next class.
>Chemistry.

A. Study
B. Twilight
C. Fluttershy
D. Applejack
E. Goof off.

>You turn to Fluttershy and put your pencil down.
"Um... hello Anon."
>She smiles warmly.
>You ask her how she liked your little story earlier.
>Her eyes widen and she comes within whisper distance.
"D-did you actually?"
>You smile and nod.
"W-wow! People make sex in the d-dorms?"
>She looks away and blushes.
>You turn back to your work and text Unknown.
>No response.
>You smile and turn to Fluttershy again, who's barely recovered from her blush sesh.
>You ask her her thoughts about Unknown.
"Oh.... I'm sorry, Anon... I don't know who she is! I wish I could help you..."
>You're pretty sure Fluttershy's not Unknown.
>You have her number already... and you could recognize that voice anywhere.
>Or lack there of.
>Class ends and you four pack up and head back to the dorms.
>2 hours till next class.

A. Food.
B. Vidya
C. Nap
D. Study

>You send out some mass text to people...
>And as you get up to the dining halls, you see the rest of your hallmates... and oddly enough... Vinyl Scratch.
>Looks like she's trying to make some friends.
"Heh... you know, Rarity... You remind me a lot of my roommate."
"Why thank you, Darling..."
>That's not a compliment where she comes from.
>As you all get your food and claim a couple of tables, Dash regales you all a story about how she almost got in a fight with a player on the opposing team last night.
"Oh yeah, she was a total cunt."
>Clowncunt Dash over here calling people cunts. LOL.
>Pinkie Pie bounces up and down going on about how she's really excited for the weekend.
>The cars that the school provides for rental have enough 10 people total.
"OhIjustcan'twait! It's gonna be supersuper fun!"
>Vinyl pokes her head up from her "chicken".
"You guys are going on a camping trip?! Can me and Tavi come, Anon?"
>They are your mutual "friends"...
>But then again, you know two other girls who would be pretty fun on a camping trip.
>Pinkie acknowledges how there's enough room.

A. Confirm Vinyl and Octavia for camping trip.
B. Leave it in the air.
C. Object.

>You smile and nod at Vinyl who squees in excitement.
"Sweet! I know she's just gonna love having plans this weekend!"
>You look around the table.
>Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Rainbro, Applejack, Spike, you, and Vinyl...
>That's nine.
>And Octavia makes 10.
>No more room in those stock Prius's that you get from the school.
>Vinyl looks ultra excited. You can see light beaming from behind her sunglasses.
>And if you wanna change your mind...
>You're gonna have to break Vinyl's poor little heart.

>We jumpcut all the way past lunch... past regular chem lab.
>Celestia swipes you and Twilight into the lab.
>Still as clean as a whistle.
>Good work, Anonymous.
>Celestia looks at you.
"So... Anonymous... I'll actually tell you what to do today. Actually act like an employer, y'know."
>She winks after that last statement.
"You're gonna make some practice solutions today!"
>She hands you a protocol, containing several letters and numbers... from what you can recognize are compounds.
>You follow her to a work bench.
"I'm gonna need all of these done today... and when you're done, you're free to go. Now get cooking!"
>She smiles as she walks off.
>NaClFeSCN grams millliliters what the actual fuck.
>To the right of you, glass bottles and a volumetric flask.
>To the left of you, a scale, weigh boat and scoopula.
>In front of you, a series of grey containers, each labeled with letters and various hazard ratings.

A. Make the first recipe.
B. Twilight
C. Celestia
D. Fuck around with the chemicals.

>You flip through the protocol looking for something easy.
>It's all written in Celestia's really pretty handwriting.
>You start by finding all the ingredients you need.
>Reaching up to the counter above you, you peel through it
>NaCl. Scooooop.
>FeSCN. Scoooooop.
>NaHCO3. Scoooo, aw fuck, too much.
>You toss the excess, making sure no one saw you wasting any.
>Adding water slowly to the volumetric flask, you make sure you're as accurate as possible.
>You prepare it very carefully and succeed.
>Flipping through to the back, you find one recipe that looks scratched off.
>"for Celestia"
>Hmm... You can make out some of the ingredients... and you're pretty sure they're on the bench.

A. Try it.
B. Ask Celestia
C. Go back to work.

>You clean up your mess before finding Celestia working on the computer.
>Paper in hand, you show Celestia the recipe.
>After going over it...
"Oh... Anon! Um... can I have that?... thanks!"
>She puts the paper behind her back, and you hear a ripping sound.
>She hands you back the paper.
"Whoops!"
>Twilight's giggling from her workstation.
>You see that the recipe has been ripped off.
"How are those solutions coming along?"
>You've made one.
>She shooes you off back to work.
>A couple hours pass.
>Twilight says she'll meet you back at the dorms. You're taking way too long.
>After a while, you make what you need to make, and place the bottles on Celestia's desk, where she needed them.
"Oh, Anon... you're done! Cool... now about that recipe."

A. Inquire more about it.
B. Ask to make it.
C. Leave it alone.
D. Bizness talk.

>What... exactly is it?
>Oh, it's totally meth. Then you two can make some, make a shit ton of money, shave your heads and call each other BITCH.
"What? No! I wouldn't write that on the protocol... Talk to me later about that idea though, do your research and we'll try that... Tuesday's at 9 sound good?"
>Sure... why the fuck not. Methlabs, grad students, and fucktons of money.
>Am I still in slice of life?
"It's actually an inhalant. Supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac... you can land anyone you want."
>Does it work?
"Um... yes."
>How does she know?
"I...took some on S-saturday night."
>Explains it.
>Wait... if the recipe reads "to Celestia."...
>Who gave her this?
>You need to give the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew a call one of these days... because you've got a new mystery on your hands.
>CU Mysteries: The Secret of The Love Recipe!
>They appear back in their forms beside you.
>Celestia doesn't notice.
"But... you need to be careful about this stuff... It's scary."

A. Suggest making some
B. Go home.
C. Make progress on the CU Mystery.

>You tell her that you want to make some.
"I...I don't know, Anonymous... we shouldn't."
>You suggest diluting it.
"I'm still not sure.. how it'd work out..."
>Not even a little bit?
"Anon, I-"
>She looks around...
>Adjacent labs are empty.
"Follow me."
>You follow her to a fume hood, where she hands you a facemask.
>She puts one on herself, and you follow suit.
>Helping her get the ingredients, she mixes some compounds together until the liquid turns into a translucent pink.
>She then pours it into a large bottle of distilled water...
"I need a lid now... Help me out, Anon?"

A. Pull off her facemask.
B. Get the lid.
C. Take the bottle from her.

>You nod at Celestia as you make your way to lid land.
"Hurry up, Anon... this stuff is pretty volatile."
>Volatile, huh?
>You take your mask off.
>She's still dressed in her lab coat... hair pulled back in a neat bun, goggles over eyes.
>You walk away from lid land and back to the hood.
>You slowly inch your finger to behind Celestia's ear...
>And quickly swipe away the loose elastic that's denying you those luscious lips of hers.
>The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew take their masks off... and are already undressing.
"Aaaah!!! Anon! You.... you... you!"
>Oh fuck.
"Come here."
>Celestia jumps up from the the fume hood and begins kissing you.
>You pull her goggles off, and she undoes her hair, as it majestically falls downward, draping her back.
>Her tongue dances inside yours, as she closes her eyes, pushing you against an adjacent counter.
>She ditches her lab coat, as you feel the rigid edge of a lab counter press into your back.
>She unbuttons her pants and takes them off, along with her panties and bends over the counter.
"Hurry up, Anon!"
>You fiddle with your sticks like you're a shitty jungler and eventually, you have your pants off, boner at the ready.
>PIKEMEN, FORM UP!
>LOTR RTS players will tell you how useful pikemen are against horses.
>But Celestia's human, and your dick is definitely not a giant deadly spear.
>But dammit, you can dream.
>You dive deep into the poose that your employer has so willingly offered to you.
"Mmmmgh! Oh yeah! That's amazing, Anon!"
>Bap bap bap, fuck a bitch in lab.
>You feel the fat of her ass ripple with each thrust you make.
>She's getting wetter...
>You reach around and get a handful of boob, and a fingerful of pussy.
>Hetero reach around is my fetish
"Aaaahn~ Haahh, keep going!"
>You look to your right, and Nancy Drew's on her knees sucking on one Hardy boy hard on, and stroking the other.
>Fuck dammit, Nancy, you're supposed to be working on the case!
>Motivation increased.
>You pick up in speed. Can't help yourself at this point.
"Nnngh.... this is so much better than before! I...I'm gonna cum soon!"
>You give her the reins as she backs up into you, grinding out a muffled moan, leaving a bit of Sunny D on the floor...
>If you catch my drift.
>She collapses onto the counter, barely able to stand.
>You stroke yourself and cum on her remains.
>And... you shot short onto her thighs.
>After you cum... you feel oddly... nothing, actually.
>You can't describe it. You just feel pretty monotone...
>Save for the fact your heart is racing, and your knees are weak.
>Arms are heavy.
>There's cum on your employer already.
>Mom's spaghetti.
>You and Celestia tiredly clean up.
"That... was fun... but don't ever surprise me again like that... ever."
>You nod, breathlessly.
"And... nobody hears about this."
>You nod again.
>She leaves lab.
>You check the fume hood, the once pink bottle has turned clear.
>Getting brave... you sniff it.
>No odor... and no boner.
>Must be out of... love?
>Carlos left a while back, OP.
>Ooh... and a piece of paper... that reads...
"To Celestia"
>The recipe.

End day 17.
Day 17 Summary
Fluttershy rapport up!
Redheart rapport up!
Colgate rapport up!
Vinyl rapport up!
Celestia rapport up? Down? idk.
Camping trip booked and full!
Behind in every class!
New mystery!