Odd meme

Introduce us to your character:
I give you Kai DeVito *throws confetti*

Introduce yourself!
K: My maker over there gave enough information. Yes, it's only my name, but that's all you need to know.

Welcome, both of you.
What do you think is the funniest thing in the world?
K: I find it amusing to see animals try and do human things.

What is your opinion on clowns?
K: Kill them with fire. *shudders*

What about red noses?
K: You mean those silly things clowns wear? Burn them as well.

And those fake glasses with the big noses and weird-looking mustaches?
K: They're stupid looking, but funny on the right person.

And what's the greatest holiday ever?
K: Any holiday that lets me have a day off.

Who's the funniest person you know?
K: My assistant. I know he tries his best, but sometimes he makes a buffon of himself.

What's the longest amount of time you've laughed straight through?
K: I...can't remember the last time I had a very good laugh.

And the strangest person you know? (Yes, the funny and the strange are different things, but they don't have to be different people.)
K: My cousin Ruben. He's...eccentric, to put it nicely.

You may have noticed I just blindfolded you...
What do you think I'm going to put under your nose for you to smell?
K: Probably something putrid. Take this thing off of me now!

And what am I going to put in your hands in a minute?
K: I don't know?! If you're one of those sick perverts I can imagine three things.

Okay, blindfold can come off now!
K: Thank you!

When's the last time you went to the circus?
K: I have never partaken in going to the circus.

*poke poke poke* I'm poking you!
K: Stop that right now or I'll break your finger and shove it where it will never see the light of day again!

What is your reaction to children's laughter?
K: Typically happiness, unless it's 3 in the morning.

Did you ever want to join the circus when you grew up?
K: Do you really believe I would want to join the clown hive?

What do you think when peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of your mouth?
K: Aaaaauuugggh!

Does cotton candy tickle your mouth?
K: I've...never tried any, to be honest.

What's your favorite candy?
K: Dark chocolate.

And ice cream flavor?
K: Vanilla.

Sorry how strange this interview order was, but oh well!
Last question:
What would you say if I changed you back into an eight-year-old in five minutes?
K: I'd kick you until you turned me back. I hated how I looked when I was that age!