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New Anon in Town (F-Canine/M-Human) by Alfa_Barf's

Sep 17th, 2017
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  1. New Anon in Town (F-Canine/M-Human; 1st Person POV, New Guy, Language); When everyone around town is so happy and nice, how is a dog girl supposed to get a cool guy like Anon?
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  3. >Just another day of being the “tough bitch” in town
  4. >Every other fur and feather is so content with living out their assigned roles day after day
  5. >I didn’t use to be the grump, the sourpuss, the loner
  6. >But after a few bad days it became my “theme”, and even though I’m so testy in their eyes they act like it’s just a quaint little personality trait of mine
  7. >Now I can’t get rid of it even if I tried
  8. >It makes finding a mate around here pretty fucking hard as well
  9. >The other dogs are slobbering meatheads, and I don’t roll over just because they beg
  10. >The bears LOOK like they know a good time, but they’re just too soft for someone like me
  11. >The rabbits aren’t bad, if you’re into sissy little girlyboys
  12. >Hell, I’d play for the other team if most of the girls weren’t already paired off with their own type
  13. >So here I am, sulking in the shadows as the rest of the town is getting ready to welcome some new resident
  14. >”Anon”, he goes by
  15. >Gee, wonder what kind of walking character trope he’s going to b-
  16. >Holy shit, is that a human?
  17. >I thought humans were just some stupid marketing icons
  18. >Like, something advertisers made up because they’re so “neutral” looking for products
  19. >And yet here he is, walking around all furless and naive
  20. >There aren’t many things I need to ask for around here; either nobody stops me from taking something, or they’re such sickeningly sweet neighbors they just hand it over
  21. >But as this Anon guy is swamped by all the others waiting to greet him, I feel something I haven’t felt in a long time
  22. >Want
  23. >I want HIM
  24.  
  25. >He’s visited at his remote little house for hours, well into the evening
  26. >It’s not easy waiting for all the others to leave him alone, but if I’m going to do this I don’t want to be interrupted
  27. >I also want to be the last one he thinks about before he goes to sleep
  28. >Luckily he’s still awake when I rap on his door
  29. >Dude barely comes up to my chest
  30. >I make sure he gets a good look at it first
  31. >Before I can introduce myself, he says my name
  32. >…How the hell?
  33. >Apparently all the others around town have been talking shit about me already
  34. >Needless to say, I’m pretty damn livid right now
  35. >If those gossiping busybodies already ruined this for me…
  36. >Anon doesn’t seem to know any better
  37. >He just heard about me just like any other fur around town, and he probably thinks I won’t bully him if he preemptively tries to be friendly
  38. >Well, BUDDY…
  39. >…It actually kind of works
  40. >I expected him to put up a fight, or show fear, or have him see me with the same stupid whimsy like the rest
  41. >I didn’t think he’d disarm me with kindness
  42. >I’m so dumbfounded by it I barely remember being invited into his home
  43. >Nothing I didn’t expect from a bachelor pad, but it doesn’t look like anyone else in town got as far as me in here yet
  44. >Now I’m sitting on his couch, and he’s spilling his life story
  45. >Where he comes from, why he’s here, what he hopes to accomplish…
  46. >I’m not necessarily tuning him out, but when I hear the word I snap into focus
  47. >”Friend”
  48. >He’s looking to make some friends, and I’m damn well going to be his favorite
  49. >But it’s already getting late, and the poor guy is pretty tired from the trip and from getting bombarded with welcomes all day
  50. >He asks if I‘d want to come back first thing in the morning to hang out some more
  51. >Yeah…sure thing
  52. >I actually find myself heading back to my place pretty briskly
  53. >Probably a good thing, because everything seems to be getting pretty foggy out all of the sudden
  54. >I head inside and see that familiar bitch in the mirror
  55. >Then I get a good look at my face, and my eyes, and I see why everything was so misty on the way back
  56.  
  57. >I’m at his door before he’s even fully awake
  58. >Son of a bitch, tail. Stay still!
  59. >He doesn’t look bothered by my early arrival
  60. >Actually looks pretty excited to see me
  61. >I really hope I didn’t mess up and get stuck with some perpetually merry little ditz
  62. >He had the whole town come to him yesterday, so now he wants to see the rest of it for himself
  63. >Fine, whatever
  64. >I’m easily the best guide he’s going to get anyway, seeing as how I know all the paths and back alleys from avoiding those grinning dimwits every day
  65. >We go to the shops, the restaurants, the meeting places
  66. >He’s keen on mingling with the community, which is something I can’t say I’ve wanted much from these people
  67. >It’s kind of endearing for him, I guess
  68. >He’s a lot more personable than I am, and maybe I can actually stand to be around this place with him at my side
  69. >Just wish he’d hurry up so we can be alone together again
  70. >…Man, I’m terrible
  71. >I feel like a spoiled pup wanting him all for myself, and all he wants is just to belong here
  72. >He’s made more progress getting through to these people already then I ever could in years
  73.  
  74. >He’s had a pretty long day, and by the evening he’s ready to settle in
  75. >I would have thought he’d be sick of me tagging along, but he’s full of surprises
  76. >Anon seriously wants me back into his home for a little while
  77. >Alright, a second chance
  78. >Don’t fuck this up!
  79. >He’s hospitable enough, though he seems just as nervous to be here as I am
  80. >I mean, not that I’m nervous around him
  81. >How did I even get to the couch again!?
  82. >We’re just chilling together, but this time it’s me who’s acting like an open book
  83. >I tell him about my part in the town’s little ecosystem
  84. >How I’m seen as the designated grouch
  85. >How I’m probably invited to all the gatherings out of obligation instead of genuine companionship
  86. >How I'm so fucking lonely every single day…
  87. >There it is, girl. You’ve said too much to this guy you barely know
  88. >I’m sure it would feel good to finally get this all off my chest if I weren’t spending all my energy to not break down in front of him
  89. >My throat burns too much from holding it all in to say anything
  90. >And he’s just sitting there staring at me with pity
  91. >Do something!
  92. >And he does; just gets right to the point and pulls me in for a hug
  93. >Even though I dwarf the guy, I feel so small in his arms
  94. >I love how smooth he is, and how it feels to have his fingers comb through my fur
  95. >I dreaded this was going to be my breaking point, but everything about his company puts me at ease
  96. >I don’t need some kind of easy lay or piece of meat to make me happy here
  97. >I’d be fine just like this for as long as I can
  98. >He practically knows my whole history by this point, but he has none of the judgment or resentment I have for myself
  99. >I don't deserve a guy like this
  100. >But even when I try to pull away he just keeps holding on, sapping my resolve until I’m all but curled up into his chest
  101. >He’s got the magic touch, this one
  102. >Goddammit tail, we’re having a moment!
  103.  
  104. >Boy have I gotten to be a smug bitch
  105. >Anon and I go pretty much everywhere together
  106. >He’s got to be some kind of oddity, tolerating a dog like me
  107. >Not just tolerating, but borderline infatuated
  108. >I don’t plan on being modest about my good fortune, either
  109. >All the other furs and feathers around town are shocked by the two of us being a pair
  110. >Not to mention being blown away seeing me not be such a downer anymore
  111. >Plus, I’m not the only one who changed a bit
  112. >I managed to make a dent in their cheery little facades, showing hints of jealousy in their goofy eyes
  113. >I absolutely relish it
  114. >But Anon’s too cool a guy for that kind of pettiness, and I feel lucky to have him as my better half
  115. >He’s barely been here for long and he already made me the happiest girl out there
  116. >Now, this town doesn’t seem so bad
  117. >It helps that it feels like I have a fresh start here
  118. >A new lease on life
  119. >And I want Anon to be in it forever
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