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- What I love about Nicole...
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- she makes people feel comfortable
- about even embarrassing things.
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- 00:00:29,416 --> 00:00:31,096
- Hey, you look like you care about animals.
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- 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:31,955
- Yes, I do.
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- She really listens
- when someone is talking.
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- 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,415
- - Do you want to sign up here?
- - You know what? I...
- 7
- 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,670
- It's funny, I actually signed up for this
- but I never heard from you guys.
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- 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:42,290
- Sometimes she listens too much
- for too long.
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- 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,665
- Okay, if you email me here...
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- - Thank you so much. Have a good day.
- - Good luck.
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- 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,583
- She's a good citizen.
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- 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:50,226
- - Just call him.
- - I'm not calling.
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- 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,880
- She always knows the right thing to do
- when it comes to difficult family shit.
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- 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:54,958
- Call him.
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- 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:00,213
- I get stuck in my ways,
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- and she knows when to push me
- and when to leave me alone.
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- She cuts all our hair.
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- Yeah!
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- She's always inexplicably
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- brewing a cup of tea
- that she doesn't drink.
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- And it's not easy for her
- to put away a sock, or close a cabinet,
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- or do a dish, but she tries for me.
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- 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:40,825
- Nicole grew up in LA around actors,
- and directors, and movies, and TV,
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- and is very close to her mother, Sandra,
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- and Cassie, her sister.
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- - Hmm.
- - Note the wrapping.
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- 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,958
- Nicole gives great presents.
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- 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,790
- Uh...
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- 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,713
- She is a mother who plays,
- really plays.
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- - Lizard?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:13,785
- She never steps off playing
- 32
- 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,075
- or says it's too much.
- 33
- 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:18,461
- - Mom.
- - And it must be too much some of the time.
- 34
- 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,131
- "...chopped down a Christmas tree..."
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- All right.
- 36
- 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:25,955
- Nice. Two, three, four... What?
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- 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,290
- Are you kidding me? I was just in jail!
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- Goddamn it!
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- - Do not laugh at me! Stop it!
- - She's competitive.
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- 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:38,076
- She's amazing at opening jars
- because of her strong arms,
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- which I've always found very sexy.
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- She keeps the fridge over-full.
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- No one is ever hungry in our house.
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- 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,790
- She can drive a stick.
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- How could you?
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- 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:53,126
- After that movie, All Over The Girl,
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- she could have stayed in LA
- and been a movie star,
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- but she gave that up to do theater with me
- in New York.
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- 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:01,415
- You might as well get what you paid for.
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- 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,038
- She's brave.
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- 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,673
- She's a great dancer.
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- Infectious. She makes me wish
- I could dance.
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- 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:14,328
- She always says when she doesn't know
- something, or hasn't read a book,
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- or seen a film or a play,
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- whereas I fake it or say something
- like I haven't seen it in awhile.
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- 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:26,131
- My crazy ideas are her favorite things
- to figure out how to execute.
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- Let's try it...
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- crawling...
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- but also standing.
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- 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:42,955
- She's my favorite actress.
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- What I love about Charlie...
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- Charlie is undaunted.
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- He never lets other people's opinions
- or any setbacks
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- keep him from what he wants to do.
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- And he liked me, so...
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- 00:03:59,541 --> 00:04:02,421
- Charlie eats like he's trying
- to get it over with
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- 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,000
- and like there won't be enough food
- for everyone.
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- 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:07,753
- A sandwich is to be strangled
- while devoured.
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- 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:09,786
- Is your sweater on backwards?
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- 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:14,038
- But he's incredibly neat,
- and I rely on him to keep things in order.
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- 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:17,375
- So...
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- He's energy-conscious.
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- Hey.
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- Sorry.
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- 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,750
- He doesn't look in the mirror
- too often.
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- I cried four times.
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- 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:30,381
- Me too.
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- 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:31,918
- He cries easily in movies.
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- 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,750
- I wonder if it was the same four.
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- 00:04:34,416 --> 00:04:37,036
- He's very self-sufficient.
- He can darn a sock,
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- and cook himself dinner, and iron a shirt.
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- 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,955
- How are we doing over here?
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- 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,211
- The peppers are cut.
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- He rarely gets defeated, which...
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- I feel like I always do.
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- ...I've got some carrots.
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- 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,746
- Charlie takes
- all of my moods steadily.
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- He doesn't give in to them
- or make me feel bad about them.
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- He's a great dresser.
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- He never looks embarrassing,
- which is hard for a man.
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- 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,628
- Goddamn it, Charlie, get it together!
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- 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:06,078
- He's very competitive.
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- 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:07,416
- Oh, come on!
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- 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,536
- - What's this? Who owns Baltic Avenue?
- - Me.
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- How much is it?
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- - I don't have enough.
- - $450.
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- 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:16,168
- Okay, so I'm done?
- I'm done, right? That's it?
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- This is so frustrating!
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- 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:21,995
- This is so frustrating. I always lose.
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- - Dad.
- - He loves being a dad.
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- He loves all the things you're supposed
- to hate, like the tantrums,
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- the waking up at night.
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- I had a bad dream.
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- It's okay.
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- It's almost annoying
- how much he likes it,
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- but... then, it's mostly nice.
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- Dad, stay.
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- He disappears into his own world.
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- Shit.
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- - What's "shit?"
- - This is our stop.
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- He and Henry
- are alike in that way.
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- He can tell people when they have food
- in their teeth or on their face
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- in a way that doesn't make them feel bad.
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- Perfect.
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- Charlie is self-made.
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- His parents...
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- I only met them once, but...
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- he told me there was a lot of alcohol
- and some violence in his childhood.
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- As soon as she comes with a lookout,
- they're coming with a camcorder.
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- 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,851
- - Camcorder.
- - Is that what they're called?
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- 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,825
- He moved to New York from Indiana
- with no safety net,
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- 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:53,166
- and now he's more New Yorker
- than any New Yorker.
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- I made sure they used
- the right almond milk.
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- Genius.
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- He's brilliant at creating family
- out of whoever is around.
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- With the theater company, he cast a spell
- that made everyone feel included.
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- No one, not even an intern,
- was unimportant.
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- 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:10,631
- He could remember all the inside jokes.
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- 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:13,248
- And where do you go when it's windy?
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- 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:15,498
- Oh, yeah, that... that was funny.
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- 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,580
- He's extremely organized
- and thorough.
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- He's very clear about what he wants,
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- unlike me, who can't always tell.
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- Let's stop right there.
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- Who wants to start?
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- I-I'm not going to read this out loud.
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- 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:04,458
- Why is that?
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- 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:06,668
- Because I don't like what I wrote.
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- As we mediate your separation
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- and eventual divorce,
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- things can get quite contentious.
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- 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:20,788
- So, I like to begin
- with a note of positivity,
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- for the people I work with to remember
- why they got married in the first place.
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- 00:08:25,791 --> 00:08:28,461
- And so that, as you come apart,
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- 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,251
- you're reminded that...
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- 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:33,963
- this is a person
- you had great feeling for,
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- and maybe still do in many ways.
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- I'll read mine. I like what I wrote.
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- For it to really work,
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- you both have to read.
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- I'm not going to.
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- Okay, um...
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- I just think it's a shame
- that you guys aren't going to get to hear,
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- uh, the wonderful things
- you wrote about each other.
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- She always says I can't write,
- but I think mine's pretty good.
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- 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,351
- Nicole, maybe you'd change your mind
- once you heard Charlie's.
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- 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:04,785
- I don't want to hear Charlie's.
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- We promised to listen.
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- That's right.
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- 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:10,583
- That's the very first step
- in this process.
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- 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:15,423
- Well, I think I'm going to go
- if you two are going to just sit around
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- and suck each other's dicks.
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- 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:26,245
- How can this evil allow moderation?
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- 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,293
- How can this evil
- allow moderation?
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- 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:31,171
- How can it be right
- to betray the departed?
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- 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:34,455
- How is it human to be so...
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- faithless?
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- 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,670
- I want no praise from impious men.
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- 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:43,876
- No home with them of quiet ease.
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- Noble blood still runs in my veins.
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- Shall I fail my father...
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- 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:52,208
- stifling my cries,
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- 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,423
- clipping the wings of grief?
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- 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:59,126
- Must his corpse in the ground
- wretchedly waste away,
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- 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,378
- feebly count for nothing?
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- 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,288
- Must his killers gloat...
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- 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:04,376
- Must his killers gloat,
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- 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:07,375
- never to pay with blood, for blood...
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- 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:10,328
- Charlie gave me the note,
- but it's really for you.
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- 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:12,958
- - He told me to pick up my cues.
- - How is that for me?
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- 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,751
- Acting is reacting.
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- 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,383
- I'm responding to you.
- You're slowing me down.
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- 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,458
- Frank, it's closing night, you know.
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- 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:22,791
- You don't think Charlie and Nicole
- will ever get back together?
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- 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:25,455
- No, I think this time it's really over.
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- 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,538
- - It still feels weird.
- - I feel like my parents are splitting up.
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- 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:31,496
- It's always been "Charlie and Nicole."
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- 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,059
- - Is Charlie still giving notes?
- - Yep.
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- 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,803
- You're lucky, Nic.
- I wish I was going to LA.
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- 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:37,073
- You can actually have space in LA.
- There's no space here.
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- 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:40,583
- Ladies and gentlemen,
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- I want to make a toast
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- 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,125
- to Charlie...
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- 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:47,461
- and to our beloved Nicole,
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- 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:51,881
- who is going to be going out
- on a new adventure,
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- 00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:54,916
- all the way to sunny California.
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- 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,668
- And we are also going to try
- something new.
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- 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:01,750
- We are going to take our play
- to Broadway.
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- 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:07,576
- It reminds me of when I was a young person
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- 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,956
- and went to Broadway for the first time.
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- 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,041
- And I'm telling you,
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- winning your first Tony at 27,
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- 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,130
- it can mess with your head.
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- 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:20,748
- I mean, I was just a baby.
- Elia Kazan was backstage...
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- 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,513
- I'm going to go over there now.
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- 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:25,101
- - Don't do it. Mary Ann?
- - ...elbowing Mike Nichols.
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- 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,745
- And Mike was chatting with Dietrich,
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- 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:31,923
- and Marlene, you know,
- she usually was a barrel of monkeys,
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- 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,670
- but tonight she was very, very serious.
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- 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:37,876
- Could you give me a second?
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- 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,175
- Well, I'd have to study it, but...
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- 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,208
- Hey.
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- 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,583
- Oh. Hey, I didn't expect you guys home
- until late.
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- 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,381
- - How's he doing?
- - Good, good. He went to bed on time.
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- 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,288
- No fuss.
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- 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,415
- Read him some of Cricket in Times Square.
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- 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,460
- God, you guys are so attractive.
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- 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:18,626
- Shit. Sorry, I didn't stop that
- from being said.
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- 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:20,825
- No, it's okay.
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- 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:23,576
- I'll pay for the whole time.
- We decided to come home early.
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- 00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:26,536
- Hey, thanks.
- And also the travel time.
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- 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,386
- ...conversation
- as well as anybody, but I've gotta run.
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- 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,916
- ...if you know what I mean.
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- 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,670
- - Y-You're leaving?
- - Well, I ain't moving in.
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- 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,990
- We'll be back when you get your...
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- 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,630
- If you don't like that mediator,
- we'll find another one.
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- 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,708
- - Yeah.
- - W-We might not need a mediator.
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- 00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,751
- We'll just split everything anyway,
- I don't care.
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- 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,205
- - Me neither.
- - You can have most of it.
- 230
- 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,934
- We'll get apartments near each other,
- make it easier for Henry.
- 231
- 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:10,828
- We'll figure it out.
- 232
- 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,706
- - We want the same things.
- - Right.
- 233
- 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,125
- In the meantime,
- the pilot will be fun for you.
- 234
- 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,628
- You don't think it's bad, do you?
- 235
- 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,963
- I don't ever watch TV,
- so, you know, I can't tell.
- 236
- 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,333
- Uh-huh.
- 237
- 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,833
- I told Henry I'd come out to LA
- in two weeks to see him.
- 238
- 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,333
- Yes?
- 239
- 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,416
- Nothing.
- 240
- 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,328
- I can tell you want to give me a note.
- 241
- 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,416
- No, I don't.
- 242
- 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:52,333
- Yeah... I mean, yes, I do, but I guess...
- 243
- 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,975
- I guess it doesn't matter now.
- You won't be with the show anymore.
- 244
- 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
- It's stupid.
- 245
- 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,710
- You're not going to be able to sleep
- until you tell me.
- 246
- 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,750
- Maybe not.
- 247
- 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:05,916
- Okay, then.
- 248
- 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,916
- So, there are two things.
- 249
- 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:12,455
- I thought your posture at the top
- of scene seven is still too dignified.
- 250
- 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,420
- - Okay.
- - And then...
- 251
- 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,625
- at the end, I could tell
- you were pushing for the emotion.
- 252
- 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,673
- Well, you know I can't cry on stage,
- 253
- 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,250
- and I know you don't like it
- when I fake it, but...
- 254
- 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,668
- I thought maybe tonight
- it would come, but...
- 255
- 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:29,958
- it didn't.
- 256
- 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,883
- That's all I had.
- 257
- 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,708
- Thanks for indulging me.
- 258
- 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:41,956
- Good night, Charlie.
- 259
- 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:31,581
- Mom.
- 260
- 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,496
- G-ma, summer is for relaxing.
- 261
- 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,713
- What do you want to do today?
- 262
- 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,001
- Hang out and relax with you.
- 263
- 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,878
- - Me too.
- - No relaxing.
- 264
- 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,575
- Nicole has a hair and makeup test today,
- 265
- 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:47,996
- and Henry, we got you into Fairy Camp
- with the cousins.
- 266
- 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:50,041
- I hate Fairy Camp.
- 267
- 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,325
- Cassie says everyone likes Fairy Camp,
- 268
- 00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:54,956
- and I think this is true.
- 269
- 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,248
- Henry, go make your mom some coffee
- like I taught you.
- 270
- 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,793
- - Hm?
- - Mom, wait till you taste my coffee.
- 271
- 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,291
- Mm.
- 272
- 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,495
- Oop-a-doodle.
- 273
- 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:15,961
- Do you always sleep together?
- Even in New York?
- 274
- 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,211
- No, it's just for right now
- while we go through this transition.
- 275
- 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:20,791
- Oh, shit.
- 276
- 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:24,001
- Don't tell Charlie when he gets here.
- He hates co-sleeping.
- 277
- 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,633
- Well, I have to say, I agree with Charlie.
- 278
- 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,668
- Oh, surprise surprise.
- 279
- 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:32,170
- - It's as if you have exploded...
- - Jesus, it's early.
- 280
- 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:34,038
- ...into this room.
- 281
- 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,375
- I can do this part alone.
- 282
- 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,038
- Fine. I won't look.
- 283
- 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,666
- As long as you're in my house,
- wake up is at 6:30 a.m.,
- 284
- 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:47,421
- and until you know what you want to do,
- we're going to do what I like to do.
- 285
- 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:51,170
- I can't just go from what Charlie
- wanted to do to what you want to do.
- 286
- 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,080
- Even though I'm 64
- 287
- 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,956
- and have a dead gay husband,
- 288
- 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,791
- I manage to get up every day,
- 289
- 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:01,625
- live my life,
- and feel pretty good about myself.
- 290
- 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,788
- So, maybe your mom knows a thing or two.
- 291
- 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,580
- You know what I would do?
- 292
- 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,166
- About what?
- 293
- 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:10,668
- When Charlie gets here,
- I'd whisk him off to Palm Springs.
- 294
- 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,880
- That's what your father and I did
- whenever we hit a speed bump.
- 295
- 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,290
- Didn't you walk in on Dad
- blowing the porter in Palm Springs?
- 296
- 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:21,075
- And I always regretted
- getting so upset about it.
- 297
- 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:25,166
- Charlie and I are getting a divorce, Mom.
- There's nothing for us in Palm Springs.
- 298
- 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,790
- You need to wash your face
- before you go to sleep.
- 299
- 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,208
- When Daddy gets here,
- 300
- 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,750
- - maybe we could all go on the Jaws ride.
- - Yeah.
- 301
- 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,333
- Or I could go once with Daddy
- and once with you,
- 302
- 00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,246
- because I wouldn't mind
- going twice anyway.
- 303
- 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,173
- No, we'll all go together,
- sweetheart.
- 304
- 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,538
- Did you know that Universal Studios
- is where I did my first screen test?
- 305
- 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,575
- On the plane, I re-read the pilot
- as if I were Charlie reading it,
- 306
- 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,626
- and I started to think it was just bad.
- 307
- 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,245
- My agent says it's one to watch.
- 308
- 00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:50,541
- Mmm.
- 309
- 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,205
- - This coffee is good. Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 310
- 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,501
- What if Charlie is on Broadway
- 311
- 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,833
- with a play I brought him,
- which I originated,
- 312
- 00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:59,416
- and I'm just doing bad TV?
- 313
- 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:03,540
- Everyone is only impressed
- when they see someone on TV.
- 314
- 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,184
- - She's beautiful.
- - Her wig looks great.
- 315
- 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,928
- Where's she been
- the past ten years?
- 316
- 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,538
- Doing weird theater in New York,
- downtown shit.
- 317
- 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,745
- - I saw one. It rained onstage.
- - Can I say something?
- 318
- 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,293
- It was good. Edgy.
- 319
- 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:17,035
- Directed by her husband,
- supposedly very controlling.
- 320
- 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,851
- - We're lucky to have her.
- - I'm surprised she said yes.
- 321
- 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,434
- - We can thank her divorce.
- - Can she move her hand?
- 322
- 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,309
- It's going to be hard to roto in the hair
- on the baby around her fingers.
- 323
- 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,043
- Can... you move your hand
- further down the baby?
- 324
- 00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,326
- - Where? Like here?
- - Off the head entirely.
- 325
- 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,481
- I have to support his head.
- 326
- 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:39,961
- No, no, support the head, of course.
- Just try and do it from the... shoulders?
- 327
- 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,892
- - It's perfect.
- - Yes, good.
- 328
- 00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,116
- I can't hold a baby like this.
- 329
- 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,786
- She's right, that's going to look weird.
- 330
- 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,476
- It was very important to me
- to have this show based on hard science.
- 331
- 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,220
- So we can see your pretty face
- and not ours.
- 332
- 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,630
- You should've seen me
- before the plants invaded.
- 333
- 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:56,918
- I say that with respect.
- 334
- 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,460
- I was raised by two mothers.
- 335
- 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,880
- Can you lower the board please, Pablo?
- 336
- 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,078
- Here? How about here?
- 337
- 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,330
- - How about now?
- - Why is there always a flirty grip?
- 338
- 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,767
- I can do anything you want.
- I just need her here two hours...
- 339
- 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:11,711
- Can I say something?
- 340
- 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:13,671
- Dennis, hold on. What, honey?
- 341
- 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,956
- She has to know
- how to hold a baby.
- 342
- 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:18,476
- - Later on, after she kills Donny...
- - She kills Donny?
- 343
- 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,580
- That's a secret.
- We didn't give the crew those pages.
- 344
- 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,101
- ...she becomes a sort of a Earth mother
- to the plant community.
- 345
- 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,665
- That's not going to make any sense
- 346
- 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,710
- if we feel like she's a bad mother
- to her own kid.
- 347
- 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,211
- - She's right.
- - Does Donny know?
- 348
- 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,767
- - Must be nice to get out of New York.
- - Well, I'm from out here.
- 349
- 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:33,251
- Our daughter, Mia, is at NYU,
- living in a shoebox.
- 350
- 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,423
- She says it went up to 104 the other day.
- 351
- 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,880
- - We are just so excited to have you.
- - I'm excited to be here.
- 352
- 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:42,458
- We're going for an early aughts aesthetic,
- so having your presence just nails that.
- 353
- 00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:43,711
- What signifies early aughts?
- 354
- 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,461
- Into The Girl was on TV...
- 355
- 00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:47,559
- - All Over The Girl.
- - ...or streaming or something.
- 356
- 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,463
- You are fucking hot in that movie.
- 357
- 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,291
- - Carol.
- - Fuck it, I speak my mind.
- 358
- 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,976
- - We're not allowing our son to see it.
- - Because you show your tits.
- 359
- 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,880
- - Carol!
- - Yeah.
- 360
- 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:56,578
- - Dennis.
- - This is Carter Mitchum.
- 361
- 00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:59,076
- He's a futurist at UCLA.
- 362
- 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,626
- He's consulting on all the environmental
- stuff for the show so it's accurate.
- 363
- 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:04,288
- - Nice to meet you.
- - Is it?
- 364
- 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,245
- - What?
- - Accurate?
- 365
- 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,333
- So far, none of it.
- 366
- 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,536
- This pilot will go.
- So get ready to move back to LA.
- 367
- 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,415
- Listen, everything you were saying
- back there was absolutely right.
- 368
- 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,601
- - If she's a bad mom, we lose the audience.
- - Nobody knows we're killing Donny,
- 369
- 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,285
- - including Donny.
- - I... I thought...
- 370
- 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,245
- Let us know if you'd like to be part
- of our writer's room.
- 371
- 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,463
- I bet you'd be really helpful, actually.
- 372
- 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:23,921
- Or I could direct.
- 373
- 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,421
- - No, yeah.
- - Sorry, what? Maybe that sounds crazy.
- 374
- 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,670
- No, do you have a reel?
- 375
- 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:32,248
- No, because I've... I've never done it.
- I watched my husband do it for years.
- 376
- 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,083
- Almost ex-husband.
- 377
- 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,206
- Oh, what's the opposite of fiancé?
- 378
- 00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,091
- Dennis and I will talk
- to your agent about it.
- 379
- 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:42,455
- At our theater I always wanted to direct,
- and then Charlie would say something like,
- 380
- 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,381
- "The next one,"
- but he was always the director,
- 381
- 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:45,916
- so there never was a next one.
- 382
- 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:49,961
- I don't know. Maybe if we'd
- stayed married, there would've been.
- 383
- 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,751
- Yeah, no. We're going
- to kill him off. It seems unlikely...
- 384
- 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:56,948
- I'm going to give you a number.
- 385
- 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,750
- Okay, is it a therapist?
- Because I have a therapist.
- 386
- 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,671
- Well, it's my mom's therapist.
- We share her.
- 387
- 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,460
- She's a lawyer. She represented me
- when I left Dennis.
- 388
- 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,125
- Oh.
- 389
- 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,670
- You and Dennis are divorced?
- 390
- 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:09,880
- Since 2013.
- 391
- 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,168
- You still work together.
- 392
- 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:12,535
- That's nice.
- 393
- 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,035
- Oh, no, he's a fucking cocksucker.
- 394
- 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,625
- Nora got me half of this project
- in the settlement.
- 395
- 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,708
- Oh.
- 396
- 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,205
- Well, we talked about doing it
- without lawyers.
- 397
- 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,380
- My sister had me meet
- a bunch of them already,
- 398
- 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,958
- and I... just... hated them.
- 399
- 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,500
- Call Nora.
- 400
- 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,581
- She saved my life.
- 401
- 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,083
- Sorry, I...
- 402
- 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,333
- look so schleppy.
- 403
- 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,285
- I had an event at my kid's school.
- 404
- 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:36,786
- Let me get this out of the way.
- 405
- 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,205
- I think you're a wonderful actress.
- 406
- 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:40,746
- Thank you.
- 407
- 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,583
- I loved All Over The Girl,
- 408
- 00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:45,076
- but the theater stuff too...
- 409
- 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,326
- You saw the theater stuff?
- 410
- 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:48,626
- I was in New York last year for my book,
- 411
- 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,710
- which, remind me to give you a copy,
- 412
- 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,575
- and my publisher took me.
- 413
- 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:53,666
- Great.
- 414
- 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,040
- - Thank you.
- - You are awesome.
- 415
- 00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,706
- - Well, Charlie directed it.
- - I know.
- 416
- 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:02,291
- He's very talented.
- 417
- 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,458
- He is.
- 418
- 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,250
- They're moving it to Broadway.
- 419
- 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:06,541
- Hmm.
- 420
- 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,330
- Well, without me, of course.
- 421
- 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,173
- He was lucky to have you.
- 422
- 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:13,883
- How are you doing?
- 423
- 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,495
- - Sorry.
- - Oh.
- 424
- 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:26,041
- Honey...
- 425
- 00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:36,881
- You take some breaths.
- 426
- 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:41,131
- And while you do,
- I'm going to tell you about myself.
- 427
- 00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:43,708
- If you should choose to hire me,
- 428
- 00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:46,291
- I will work tirelessly for you,
- 429
- 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:49,035
- and I'm always available by phone or text,
- 430
- 00:22:49,125 --> 00:22:50,575
- except when I'm with my kids.
- 431
- 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,500
- I insist on doing drop off and pick up
- every day at school.
- 432
- 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,743
- - I understand.
- - I've been through this myself.
- 433
- 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,671
- Thank you Annie. So...
- 434
- 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:00,915
- I know how it feels.
- 435
- 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,830
- - You do?
- - Yes.
- 436
- 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:06,578
- I have a kid from my ex,
- who is a narcissistic artist...
- 437
- 00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:08,923
- and verbally abusive.
- 438
- 00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:11,956
- I'm now with a great boyfriend
- who lives in Malibu.
- 439
- 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,381
- Oh, good.
- 440
- 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,245
- Well, Charlie's not terrible.
- 441
- 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,673
- No, of course not.
- 442
- 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,333
- But they ravish you with attention
- in the beginning...
- 443
- 00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:24,166
- and then once we have babies,
- we become the mom
- 444
- 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:26,210
- and... they get sick of us.
- 445
- 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,291
- Yeah.
- 446
- 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,381
- Where do you want to live now, doll?
- 447
- 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
- Well...
- 448
- 00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,923
- I'm here now, obviously.
- 449
- 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,540
- I don't know
- if the show will get picked up, but...
- 450
- 00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:41,956
- it feels like home.
- 451
- 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:44,333
- It is home.
- 452
- 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,375
- It's the only home I've ever known
- without Charlie.
- 453
- 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:49,326
- You want to stay here?
- 454
- 00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:52,251
- Charlie's not going to want that. He...
- 455
- 00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:54,288
- He hates LA.
- 456
- 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,495
- We're interested in what you want to do.
- 457
- 00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,378
- Sounds to me
- like you did your time in New York.
- 458
- 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:03,083
- He can do some time here, no?
- 459
- 00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:05,541
- He always said we would, but he never...
- 460
- 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,375
- did.
- 461
- 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,003
- How old is your son?
- 462
- 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,330
- Henry's eight.
- 463
- 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,666
- - Mmm.
- - Yeah.
- 464
- 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,125
- He likes LA.
- 465
- 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:17,668
- I don't know if it's fair to him.
- 466
- 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,748
- I want you to listen to me.
- 467
- 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:25,291
- What you're doing is an act of hope.
- 468
- 00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:27,535
- Do you understand that?
- 469
- 00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:29,916
- Yeah.
- 470
- 00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:34,128
- You're saying,
- "I want something better for myself."
- 471
- 00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:35,958
- I do.
- 472
- 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:39,165
- And this, right now, is the worst time.
- 473
- 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,576
- It will only get better.
- 474
- 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:47,043
- Wasn't it Tom Petty who said
- "The waiting is the hardest part"?
- 475
- 00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:48,125
- Oh.
- 476
- 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:49,416
- I don't know.
- 477
- 00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,578
- I represented his wife in their divorce.
- 478
- 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,285
- I got her half of that song.
- 479
- 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,076
- Oh, I don't want any money or anything.
- 480
- 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:58,076
- Hmm.
- 481
- 00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:01,076
- I just worry because we weren't
- going to use lawyers, so...
- 482
- 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:03,666
- I don't want to be too aggressive.
- 483
- 00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:06,631
- I want to stay friends.
- 484
- 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:10,248
- We'll do it as gently as possible.
- 485
- 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:12,583
- Now...
- 486
- 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,293
- Oh.
- 487
- 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:18,075
- Can you tell me a little more
- about what's going on?
- 488
- 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:22,415
- Because part of what we're going to do
- together is tell your story.
- 489
- 00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:26,291
- It's difficult to articulate.
- 490
- 00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:27,666
- It's...
- 491
- 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,170
- not as simple
- as not being in love anymore.
- 492
- 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,580
- I understand.
- 493
- 00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:36,036
- Why don't you start at the beginning?
- Wherever that is for you.
- 494
- 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:39,458
- Well, uh...
- 495
- 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,495
- I was engaged to Ben
- 496
- 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,333
- and living in LA, you know?
- 497
- 00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:49,378
- And I felt like yes,
- I want to make movies and marry Ben.
- 498
- 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:52,293
- Jesus,
- I was only 19 or 20 at the time.
- 499
- 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:54,455
- I never felt older in my whole life.
- 500
- 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:56,791
- Anyway, if I was honest with myself,
- 501
- 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:58,995
- it was like a small part of me
- felt dead...
- 502
- 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,250
- or dead-ish.
- 503
- 00:26:00,916 --> 00:26:02,246
- You know, you tell yourself,
- 504
- 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,333
- "No one's perfect,
- no relationship's perfect."
- 505
- 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,793
- Oh, this tea is delicious.
- 506
- 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:11,125
- - Isn't it? It's the Manuka honey.
- - Mm.
- 507
- 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,830
- Anyway, uh, you were asking about Charlie.
- 508
- 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,750
- So, um...
- 509
- 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:19,133
- So, yes. So, I was... I was...
- 510
- 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:22,286
- happy with Ben and aware of the deadness,
- 511
- 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:23,955
- and I went to New York
- 512
- 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,333
- to meet with this director
- for this space movie.
- 513
- 00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:30,126
- But one where they take space seriously,
- like...
- 514
- 00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:31,998
- sex trafficking in space.
- 515
- 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,631
- You know, it was political.
- 516
- 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,628
- Or at least they wanted us
- to think it was.
- 517
- 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:36,958
- Anyway, it just...
- 518
- 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:41,330
- it was really fulfilling the same need
- that certain fucked up porn does.
- 519
- 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:43,211
- Um, but anyway, so...
- 520
- 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:44,711
- while I was there...
- 521
- 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,285
- the producer...
- 522
- 00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:48,665
- invited me to see a play.
- 523
- 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:53,538
- It took place in someone's apartment
- with all the lights on.
- 524
- 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,003
- It was like nothing I'd ever seen before.
- 525
- 00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:58,133
- This strange...
- 526
- 00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:01,168
- surreal, dystopian story,
- 527
- 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,043
- and it was so well-acted.
- 528
- 00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:07,286
- And one of the actors
- was this big shaggy bear
- 529
- 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:10,205
- who played all his lines
- looking directly at me,
- 530
- 00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:13,581
- uh, which I knew couldn't be the case,
- but it felt like it.
- 531
- 00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:16,253
- And then later, of course,
- I learned that it was.
- 532
- 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:18,750
- Mmm.
- 533
- 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:22,133
- - These cookies are really great too.
- - I'll send you home with some.
- 534
- 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,458
- Afterwards,
- I was introduced to the cast,
- 535
- 00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:28,131
- and the bear turned out
- to also be the director.
- 536
- 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,460
- He talked to me and...
- 537
- 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:34,165
- I talked back.
- 538
- 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,878
- The dead part wasn't dead,
- it was just in a coma.
- 539
- 00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:40,375
- And...
- 540
- 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,333
- it was better than the sex, the talking.
- 541
- 00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:44,791
- Although the...
- 542
- 00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:47,248
- the sex was also like the talking.
- 543
- 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,673
- You know, everything is like everything
- in a relationship.
- 544
- 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,750
- Don't you find that?
- 545
- 00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:52,666
- And, um...
- 546
- 00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:54,125
- So, we spent...
- 547
- 00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,786
- the whole night
- and the next day together and...
- 548
- 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,456
- I just never left.
- 549
- 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,790
- Yes, to be honest, all the problems
- were there in the beginning too.
- 550
- 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:07,166
- But... I just went along with him
- and his life
- 551
- 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:10,080
- because it felt so damn good
- to feel myself alive.
- 552
- 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,711
- In the beginning,
- I was the actress, the star, and...
- 553
- 00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:19,211
- That felt like something, you know.
- People came to see me at first, but...
- 554
- 00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:22,328
- the farther away I got from that and...
- 555
- 00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:26,168
- the more acclaim the theater company got,
- and I had less and less weight.
- 556
- 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,580
- I just became...
- 557
- 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,173
- "Who?"
- 558
- 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,500
- "Well, you know, the actress
- that was in that thing that time."
- 559
- 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,633
- And he was the draw.
- 560
- 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:36,168
- And... that...
- 561
- 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:38,746
- would've been fine, but...
- 562
- 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:41,825
- I got smaller.
- 563
- 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:49,746
- I realized I...
- 564
- 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,210
- I didn't ever really
- come alive for myself.
- 565
- 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:55,041
- I was just feeding his aliveness.
- 566
- 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:57,291
- And...
- 567
- 00:28:58,458 --> 00:28:59,578
- you know...
- 568
- 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:01,961
- he was so smart and creative, it...
- 569
- 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:03,625
- it was fine.
- 570
- 00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:07,576
- You know, I would tell him things
- at home in private,
- 571
- 00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:11,246
- and they would work their way into public
- conversation into his work, and...
- 572
- 00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:14,751
- For a while, that felt like enough.
- I mean, I was just so...
- 573
- 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:15,916
- so...
- 574
- 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:18,246
- so flattered
- that someone like him would...
- 575
- 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,503
- would find an idea I had worth trying
- 576
- 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:23,043
- or a comment I made worth repeating and...
- 577
- 00:29:23,666 --> 00:29:25,376
- and then, I got pregnant.
- 578
- 00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:28,958
- And I thought that having a baby
- could be ours, could really be ours,
- 579
- 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,461
- but also really mine.
- 580
- 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:33,915
- And... you know, he was so excited.
- 581
- 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,460
- So, it was nice.
- 582
- 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:37,041
- For a while.
- 583
- 00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,038
- I mean, kids, they...
- 584
- 00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:41,668
- they belong to themselves. It's like...
- 585
- 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:44,423
- the instant they leave your body,
- it's just...
- 586
- 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:47,580
- the process of them going away...
- 587
- 00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,245
- And I didn't belong to myself.
- 588
- 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,751
- And it was small stuff, stupid stuff,
- and big stuff.
- 589
- 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,210
- All the furniture in our house
- 590
- 00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:57,583
- was his taste.
- 591
- 00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,746
- I didn't even know
- what my taste was anymore
- 592
- 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:02,083
- because I had never been asked to use it.
- 593
- 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,333
- I didn't even pick our apartment.
- I just moved into his.
- 594
- 00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:08,326
- And I made noises
- about wanting to move back to LA, but...
- 595
- 00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:09,666
- they came to nothing.
- 596
- 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:12,290
- And we'd come here on holidays
- because he liked my family.
- 597
- 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,995
- But if I suggested
- we do a year or something,
- 598
- 00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:16,963
- he'd just put me off.
- 599
- 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:18,541
- It would be...
- 600
- 00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:22,248
- strange if he turned to me and said,
- 601
- 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,670
- "And what do you want to do today?"
- 602
- 00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:28,996
- You know, I just watched that documentary
- on George Harrison,
- 603
- 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:30,793
- and I thought, "Own it.
- 604
- 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:32,460
- Just own it.
- 605
- 00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:34,166
- Be like George Harrison's wife.
- 606
- 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,380
- Being a wife and a mother, that's enough."
- 607
- 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,831
- Yeah, then I realized
- I couldn't remember her name, so...
- 608
- 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,626
- This pilot came along.
- 609
- 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,498
- It shot in LA
- and it paid so much...
- 610
- 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:50,543
- And it was like there was
- this little lifeline thrown to me.
- 611
- 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:53,791
- Here's this bit of earth that's yours,
- and...
- 612
- 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:58,288
- I was embarrassed about it
- in front of him, but it was also like...
- 613
- 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:03,043
- yeah, this is who I am,
- and this is what I'm worth.
- 614
- 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:06,205
- And maybe it's stupid,
- but at least it's mine.
- 615
- 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:11,291
- And if he had just taken me
- into a big hug and said,
- 616
- 00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,995
- "Baby, I'm so excited for your adventure.
- 617
- 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:17,043
- Of course I want you to have
- a piece of earth that's yours."
- 618
- 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,500
- Then...
- 619
- 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:20,876
- Well, then,
- we might not be getting divorced.
- 620
- 00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:22,125
- But...
- 621
- 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,916
- he made fun of it and...
- 622
- 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:27,666
- was jealous like he is, and...
- 623
- 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,705
- then he realized about the money.
- 624
- 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:34,380
- And he told me I could funnel it
- back into the theater company.
- 625
- 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,125
- And that's when I realized...
- 626
- 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,291
- he...
- 627
- 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:42,793
- truly didn't see me.
- 628
- 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:46,705
- He didn't see me as something
- separate from himself.
- 629
- 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:50,001
- And I asked him to say my phone number.
- 630
- 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,290
- He didn't know it.
- 631
- 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:53,833
- So, I left.
- 632
- 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:56,455
- Oh.
- 633
- 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,328
- Mmm.
- 634
- 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,578
- Also, I think he slept
- with the stage manager, Mary Ann.
- 635
- 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,035
- That fucking asshole.
- 636
- 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,285
- Seventy-five...
- 637
- 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:09,751
- just 70,
- 638
- 00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:11,333
- those two zeros,
- 639
- 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,767
- - seventy-five point zero zero...
- - "If railroad is unowned...
- 640
- 00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:16,081
- - that's zero cents.
- - ...you may buy it from the bank."
- 641
- 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:18,876
- "Advance to Illios...
- 642
- 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,208
- - Illinois.
- - ...Illinois Avenue."
- 643
- 00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:23,583
- "Advance..." what does that mean?
- 644
- 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,788
- It means you've got to go
- to Illinois Avenue.
- 645
- 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:28,205
- So where is Illinois Avenue?
- 646
- 00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:29,291
- That one.
- 647
- 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,388
- So Cassie,
- when Charlie gets here,
- 648
- 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,936
- you're going to hand him the envelope.
- 649
- 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,630
- Why do I have to do it?
- 650
- 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:38,748
- Because Nicole is very good
- at getting people to do things for her.
- 651
- 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,293
- That's not what this is.
- 652
- 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,495
- I wiped her butt
- until she was nine years old.
- 653
- 00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:43,793
- She's very seductive that way.
- 654
- 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:46,665
- No, Mom, legally,
- I can't be the one who serves him.
- 655
- 00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:48,960
- But still, what I'm saying is true.
- 656
- 00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:51,921
- Do I have to actually hand him
- the envelope?
- 657
- 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,726
- Yes, but I'm going to tell him in advance
- that they're divorce papers.
- 658
- 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,880
- Nora says it doesn't have to be so formal.
- Where's Henry?
- 659
- 00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:01,036
- He's playing in the living room
- with Sam, and Jules, and Molly.
- 660
- 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:03,351
- Let's get them upstairs.
- Charlie's going to be here soon.
- 661
- 00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:04,415
- Sam, go upstairs.
- 662
- 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:06,708
- So, I'll tell Charlie
- what's happening,
- 663
- 00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:09,711
- and, Cassie,
- you then hand him the envelope.
- 664
- 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:10,791
- Okay...
- 665
- 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:12,078
- I just get nervous.
- 666
- 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,376
- Well, can you un-serve?
- 667
- 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,535
- - What do you mean? Like take it back?
- - Yeah.
- 668
- 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:19,923
- - I think so.
- - You should check.
- 669
- 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,710
- - In case we change our minds...
- - I'm not going to change my mind.
- 670
- 00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:25,517
- - ...or we feel too bad for him.
- - Maybe in case I do something wrong.
- 671
- 00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,461
- Now you're both
- just making me feel bad, okay?
- 672
- 00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:28,921
- Sorry, sorry, I'm nervous!
- 673
- 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,790
- Well, we all are.
- 674
- 00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:32,666
- And we love Charlie.
- 675
- 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,630
- You have to stop loving him, Mom.
- 676
- 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,538
- You can't be friends with him anymore.
- 677
- 00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:39,035
- Charlie and I have our own relationship...
- 678
- 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,285
- ...independent of your marriage.
- 679
- 00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:43,083
- Just like I'm still friends
- 680
- 00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:45,036
- with Cassie's ex, Jeff.
- 681
- 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,495
- Are you still seeing Jeff?
- 682
- 00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,705
- An occasional lunch.
- 683
- 00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,041
- I can't believe you!
- 684
- 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,955
- He still wants his camera back,
- by the way.
- 685
- 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:55,171
- Listen, nothing can be independent
- of our marriage right now.
- 686
- 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:58,290
- I can't believe I even have to explain
- this to you. Just be on my side, okay?
- 687
- 00:33:58,375 --> 00:33:59,745
- - Okay.
- - And...
- 688
- 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:01,543
- stop seeing Jeff!
- 689
- 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,921
- Cassie, you're the server.
- 690
- 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,330
- Just let me practice a few times.
- 691
- 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,378
- I was never a good auditioner.
- 692
- 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:13,208
- - That's because you wanted it too badly.
- - It's not an audition.
- 693
- 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:17,081
- - I'll play Charlie.
- - It's just my palms are so perspired.
- 694
- 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:19,538
- Sweetie, you're blotting the envelope.
- 695
- 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,575
- Maybe Nicole should play you.
- 696
- 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:22,826
- Did you really just say that?
- 697
- 00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:25,076
- We don't need to practice.
- This is not a performance.
- 698
- 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:26,646
- Did we finish the other wine already?
- 699
- 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,809
- Yeah.
- 700
- 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:28,883
- Oh!
- 701
- 00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:30,788
- - Oh.
- - Okay, let me get him.
- 702
- 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:32,392
- - Okay.
- - You both go in the other room.
- 703
- 00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:35,166
- Cassie, you make sure that Henry
- goes upstairs with Molly and Jules.
- 704
- 00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:36,250
- Happening now.
- 705
- 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:40,126
- - Mom!
- - I'm getting my wine.
- 706
- 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:41,830
- What?
- 707
- 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,666
- Henry's pooping
- in the bathroom downstairs.
- 708
- 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,350
- Can we transfer him to the one upstairs?
- 709
- 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,745
- - I think it's mid-poop.
- - Just grab him when he comes out.
- 710
- 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:49,043
- - Cassie?
- - What?
- 711
- 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:52,455
- I'm... I'm putting the envelope
- over here by the toaster.
- 712
- 00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:53,671
- Copy you.
- 713
- 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:00,878
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 714
- 00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:03,128
- - Where's Henry?
- - Uh, he's pooping.
- 715
- 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:04,833
- Hi, Henry!
- 716
- 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,421
- Does this couch still open?
- 717
- 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:08,625
- Yeah.
- 718
- 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:12,713
- I got off the plane to a text, but don't
- tell anyone yet. It's still a secret.
- 719
- 00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:13,881
- Okay.
- 720
- 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,628
- I won a MacArthur grant.
- 721
- 00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:20,041
- Charlie!
- 722
- 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:21,673
- Oh, my God, that's great!
- 723
- 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,920
- Congratulations.
- 724
- 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,170
- I'll say it because you can't,
- it's the genius grant. You're a genius.
- 725
- 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,250
- Oh, I'm really happy for you.
- You deserve it.
- 726
- 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,833
- It's yours too.
- We did all of this together.
- 727
- 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:31,916
- Thank you, but...
- 728
- 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:34,291
- it's yours, Charlie, you enjoy it.
- 729
- 00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:36,171
- I'm starving.
- 730
- 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,410
- It's good money,
- and they parse it out over five years.
- 731
- 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:41,018
- But it means I can keep everyone
- in the theater company employed,
- 732
- 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,083
- pay my credit card debt.
- 733
- 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,285
- So great.
- 734
- 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,125
- Of course, I went instantly to,
- "It's all downhill from here.
- 735
- 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:48,708
- - Now my first Broadway play has to fail."
- - No.
- 736
- 00:35:48,791 --> 00:35:50,791
- We just started rehearsals again,
- and I don't know.
- 737
- 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,226
- You always don't know at this point,
- and then, it gets there.
- 738
- 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,750
- Do I? Because I don't remember.
- 739
- 00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,923
- I know, it's true, it'll be great.
- 740
- 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,500
- Okay, I hope you're right.
- 741
- 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,671
- - Everyone says hi.
- - Oh.
- 742
- 00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,503
- Tell them hi. I miss everyone.
- 743
- 00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:06,583
- You'll see them again
- when you come back.
- 744
- 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,785
- A MacArthur, Broadway...
- 745
- 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,285
- It's so exciting.
- 746
- 00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:12,503
- Congratulations, Charlie.
- 747
- 00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:20,331
- Which bathroom?
- 748
- 00:36:22,041 --> 00:36:23,541
- - What?
- - Is he pooping?
- 749
- 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,000
- Oh, uh, downstairs.
- 750
- 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:27,166
- Is your mom home?
- 751
- 00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:28,923
- Yeah, she's upstairs.
- 752
- 00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:33,926
- - Hey, how's it going?
- - Nothing yet.
- 753
- 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,248
- - It's me.
- - I know.
- 754
- 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,290
- - I just got here.
- - Hi.
- 755
- 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:38,975
- - I brought you something.
- - Yay.
- 756
- 00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:40,711
- Mom's getting me a present too.
- 757
- 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,880
- - Why?
- - For pooping.
- 758
- 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:45,083
- Oh.
- 759
- 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,535
- - I love you.
- - I love you.
- 760
- 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,580
- I don't think we should reward him
- for pooping anymore.
- 761
- 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:53,996
- Oh, I know, but he holds it in
- and it's going on a week.
- 762
- 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:56,753
- - It's its own reward. G-ma!
- - Charlie-bird!
- 763
- 00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:58,713
- Oh! No! Stop it!
- 764
- 00:36:58,791 --> 00:37:00,421
- Oh, God, I'm huge!
- 765
- 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,580
- - You're as light as a feather.
- - Mom?
- 766
- 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:07,003
- - Why didn't you respond to my last email?
- - Well, your emails are so articulate.
- 767
- 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,683
- I get intimidated.
- 768
- 00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:11,000
- - Mom, can you...
- - Now, I'm going to lift you!
- 769
- 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:13,673
- Mom?
- 770
- 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:14,750
- Mom?
- 771
- 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,083
- - Mom?
- - What?
- 772
- 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:18,246
- Upstairs.
- 773
- 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,793
- Oh.
- 774
- 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:21,575
- I'm going to write you back now.
- 775
- 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:26,711
- Cassie?
- 776
- 00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:28,458
- Hey, Charlie.
- 777
- 00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:29,791
- I like your haircut.
- 778
- 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,250
- Oh, thanks.
- 779
- 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:34,423
- - Mom?
- - I'll go.
- 780
- 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:36,828
- Henry's calling you, Nicole!
- 781
- 00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:37,916
- I hear him.
- 782
- 00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:40,325
- What's going on, Henry?
- 783
- 00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:42,036
- Can you ask Mom to come?
- 784
- 00:37:44,041 --> 00:37:45,041
- He wants you.
- 785
- 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:49,500
- What kind of pie is that?
- 786
- 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:53,125
- It's...
- 787
- 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:58,708
- pecan.
- 788
- 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:01,751
- - Did you make it?
- - I don't know.
- 789
- 00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:03,536
- No, it's store bought.
- 790
- 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:05,500
- You know Joan's on Third?
- 791
- 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,633
- - Oh, yeah. It's good, right?
- - What?
- 792
- 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,076
- The store? Yeah.
- 793
- 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,416
- Jules and Molly love it.
- 794
- 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,920
- - Are you okay?
- - Yes.
- 795
- 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,083
- I'm just hot!
- 796
- 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,880
- Uh, I'll pour you some water.
- 797
- 00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:20,995
- Nicole says you're doing a play?
- 798
- 00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:22,625
- I-I think you'd like it.
- 799
- 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:26,288
- It's a great unproduced play
- by this really interesting British writer.
- 800
- 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:28,726
- - So, you do an English accent?
- - Yeah.
- 801
- 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:30,790
- - It's more northern England.
- - Oh.
- 802
- 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:31,995
- What does that sound like?
- 803
- 00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:36,876
- Ooh, you want a cup of tea, do ya?
- 804
- 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,036
- Right. Good.
- 805
- 00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:44,745
- Oh, thank you, missus. What is...
- 806
- 00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:46,788
- What's this?
- 807
- 00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,003
- Oh, it's a manila envelope, love.
- 808
- 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:51,476
- - Ooh, can I start over?
- - It has my name on it.
- 809
- 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,500
- Ooh.
- 810
- 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,333
- Oh.
- 811
- 00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:58,788
- Jesus.
- 812
- 00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,246
- Sorry. You're served.
- 813
- 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,125
- - What did you do?
- - Nothing. I don't know.
- 814
- 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:07,245
- I can't lie.
- 815
- 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,793
- You're being served.
- 816
- 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:11,625
- You guys are getting a div...
- I don't know, I'm sorry.
- 817
- 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:20,708
- I was going to warn you
- so it didn't become a thing. I'm sorry.
- 818
- 00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:35,578
- I feel like I'm in a dream.
- 819
- 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,003
- We don't have a marriage anymore.
- 820
- 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:42,713
- I-I know you don't want the disruption,
- but you don't want to be married.
- 821
- 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,630
- Not... really.
- 822
- 00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:48,043
- But I don't want this.
- 823
- 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:53,205
- What did you expect was going to happen?
- 824
- 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,250
- I... I don't know,
- I guess I didn't think it through,
- 825
- 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:02,883
- but I thought we agreed
- we weren't going to use lawyers.
- 826
- 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,673
- I want...
- 827
- 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:08,790
- I don't know, I'm trying to say this
- as undramatically as possible.
- 828
- 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:10,035
- I want...
- 829
- 00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,706
- an entirely different kind of life.
- 830
- 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:17,130
- Let's wait until you finish this pilot
- and come back to New York.
- 831
- 00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:19,208
- Let's figure it out there,
- at home, together.
- 832
- 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:22,226
- - Nora's known for being very fair.
- - We don't need to do it with envelopes.
- 833
- 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,080
- - This is Nora?
- - Yeah.
- 834
- 00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:25,286
- She's great. I feel like
- we could be friends with her.
- 835
- 00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:28,583
- - Why do I feel like that won't happen?
- - It's just a formality.
- 836
- 00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:30,476
- - Why...
- - You don't have to respond right away.
- 837
- 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,000
- Why did Cassie have a pie?
- 838
- 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,883
- The pie was hers.
- The pie wasn't part of it.
- 839
- 00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:35,788
- Are you sure?
- 840
- 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:38,075
- I mean, what would the pie
- have to do with anything?
- 841
- 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:40,576
- I don't know. It somehow makes it worse.
- 842
- 00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:43,788
- I'm sorry, but the pie was just a pie.
- 843
- 00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:45,883
- So, what...
- 844
- 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:49,996
- What do I do?
- 845
- 00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:53,878
- You get a lawyer too.
- 846
- 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,921
- "Well, I guess
- I better be going.
- 847
- 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,250
- Stuart rose from the ditch,
- climbed into his car...
- 848
- 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,460
- and started up the road
- that led toward the north.
- 849
- 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:10,125
- The sun was just coming up
- over the hills on his right.
- 850
- 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:14,583
- As he peered ahead into the great land
- that stretched before him,
- 851
- 00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:16,455
- the way seemed long...
- 852
- 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:18,790
- but the sky was bright.
- 853
- 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:22,495
- And he somehow felt
- he was headed in the right direction."
- 854
- 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:27,130
- I forgot it ended that way.
- 855
- 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:31,670
- Yeah, wow, Stuart really overreacted,
- didn't you think?
- 856
- 00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:34,166
- He was upset about his boat.
- 857
- 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,040
- Dad, you go away.
- 858
- 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,043
- Mom, you stay.
- 859
- 00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:46,376
- - Hey, Daddy just got here.
- - It's okay.
- 860
- 00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:48,791
- Love you.
- 861
- 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:56,785
- You can come back, and wake me up,
- and read to me later, Daddy, okay?
- 862
- 00:41:57,291 --> 00:41:58,291
- Okay.
- 863
- 00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:02,876
- Will you come sleep
- in my bed later?
- 864
- 00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:03,958
- Yeah.
- 865
- 00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:14,125
- Oh.
- 866
- 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,460
- Hang in there, Charlie-bird.
- 867
- 00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:17,625
- Thanks, G-ma.
- 868
- 00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:49,581
- - He's in a mommy phase right now.
- - It's okay.
- 869
- 00:42:58,916 --> 00:42:59,746
- Whoo!
- 870
- 00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:01,923
- I'm sorry. I drank too much wine.
- 871
- 00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,043
- - I can imagine.
- - And didn't eat dinner.
- 872
- 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:05,455
- Stressful time.
- 873
- 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,750
- I hope Henry didn't notice.
- 874
- 00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:08,833
- I'm sure he didn't.
- 875
- 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,555
- Now that I'm a parent,
- I realize my parents
- 876
- 00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:12,223
- were probably drunk all the time with me.
- 877
- 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:13,250
- Yeah.
- 878
- 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:14,461
- I'm sorry again.
- 879
- 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,250
- Thanks.
- 880
- 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:19,463
- Where are you staying?
- 881
- 00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:24,831
- Oh, well, I...
- 882
- 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:27,415
- hadn't...
- 883
- 00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:32,583
- I guess I'll...
- 884
- 00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:37,248
- There's a new hotel on Highland that's...
- 885
- 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:41,543
- supposedly not too expensive
- and... and pretty nice.
- 886
- 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:43,668
- Oh, okay, I'll check it out.
- 887
- 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,540
- Again, that's great
- about the MacArthur.
- 888
- 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:47,916
- Thanks.
- 889
- 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,000
- - Charlie?
- - Yeah?
- 890
- 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:01,708
- Thanks.
- 891
- 00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:09,746
- Fuck.
- 892
- 00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:13,083
- - What?
- - She's being represented by Nora.
- 893
- 00:44:13,166 --> 00:44:14,576
- She's supposedly very fair?
- 894
- 00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:16,456
- All right, here's the fact, Jack.
- 895
- 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:20,083
- I charge $950 an hour.
- 896
- 00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:21,626
- Ted is 400.
- 897
- 00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:24,753
- If you have a stupid question,
- you call Ted.
- 898
- 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:29,083
- To start, we'll need a $25,000 retainer.
- 899
- 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,184
- - That's more than I can...
- - And all your financials.
- 900
- 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,748
- We need to do a forensic accounting.
- 901
- 00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:36,333
- Which runs anywhere
- from ten to twenty thousand dollars.
- 902
- 00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:39,671
- But if we can all agree right away,
- it shouldn't get too bad,
- 903
- 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,080
- - right?
- - You were married here in LA?
- 904
- 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:44,456
- Yes... because her mom and sister
- are out here
- 905
- 00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:47,211
- - and I'm not close with my family.
- - Your son was born out here?
- 906
- 00:44:47,291 --> 00:44:50,791
- Yes, because, again, her mom
- and sister are out here and I'm not...
- 907
- 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,415
- So, you got married here,
- 908
- 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,250
- your kid was born here...
- 909
- 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,133
- and she served you here?
- 910
- 00:44:57,208 --> 00:44:58,998
- Yeah, but we lived in New York.
- 911
- 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
- Why?
- 912
- 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,833
- - Is there a problem?
- - We'll have to reshape the narrative.
- 913
- 00:45:04,916 --> 00:45:08,746
- If you're serious
- about having your child in New York,
- 914
- 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:10,463
- this is what I suggest.
- 915
- 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,421
- You take your kid...
- D-Did you say his name was Fred?
- 916
- 00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:14,996
- Henry.
- 917
- 00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:16,003
- Henry?
- 918
- 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:17,293
- Why did I say Fred?
- 919
- 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:18,875
- I have a kid named Fred.
- 920
- 00:45:18,958 --> 00:45:22,498
- You take Henry to New York
- with you right now.
- 921
- 00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:24,883
- Then we file an action in New York.
- 922
- 00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:26,326
- We make this a New York case.
- 923
- 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,892
- We need to make an argument
- that you're a New York-based family.
- 924
- 00:45:28,916 --> 00:45:29,746
- Well, we are.
- 925
- 00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:32,753
- Otherwise, you'll probably never
- see your kid outside of LA again.
- 926
- 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,503
- Really? No.
- 927
- 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:37,793
- It's very hard
- to convince the courts to move a kid.
- 928
- 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:41,075
- As soon as you let your wife and child
- leave New York,
- 929
- 00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:43,996
- you made life very difficult for yourself.
- 930
- 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:45,333
- Yes, but as I said,
- 931
- 00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:47,876
- we're a New York family,
- that's just a fact.
- 932
- 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,750
- She's... here temporarily.
- 933
- 00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:53,628
- Then why do you think
- she served you out here?
- 934
- 00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:58,421
- I don't... know,
- but Henry wants to go back to New York.
- 935
- 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:00,460
- Don't quote your kid.
- 936
- 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,420
- He's just telling you
- what you want to hear.
- 937
- 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:07,168
- And trust me,
- he's telling her the opposite.
- 938
- 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:08,750
- Let me have the Barber file!
- 939
- 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:10,043
- It's right here.
- 940
- 00:46:10,416 --> 00:46:12,036
- Move my lunch to 1:30.
- 941
- 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:17,625
- What's...
- 942
- 00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:21,165
- "Exit Goat"?
- 943
- 00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:24,213
- Exit Ghost. It's the name
- of my theater company.
- 944
- 00:46:24,291 --> 00:46:25,291
- You're a director?
- 945
- 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,081
- Theater director, yeah.
- 946
- 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:29,876
- - Anything I've seen?
- - I don't know. What have you seen?
- 947
- 00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:34,538
- Our production of Electra
- is moving to Broadway...
- 948
- 00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:36,631
- which is exciting.
- 949
- 00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,918
- We have to make sure
- that money is protected.
- 950
- 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,633
- I mean, it's theater,
- so it's not a lot of money.
- 951
- 00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:44,748
- I basically put whatever money I make
- back in the theater.
- 952
- 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:47,793
- I wonder, do we ask for support?
- 953
- 00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:49,920
- - Interesting.
- - From Nicole?
- 954
- 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,380
- I'm not going to do that.
- 955
- 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,495
- Does your wife's family have money?
- 956
- 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,710
- Uh, her mother has some
- from her TV career.
- 957
- 00:46:57,791 --> 00:46:59,131
- And her father died.
- 958
- 00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:03,628
- Well, we could say that we don't want
- her mother to see the kid,
- 959
- 00:47:03,958 --> 00:47:05,288
- draw her into the case.
- 960
- 00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:08,495
- In that instance,
- her mother could pay your legal fees.
- 961
- 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:09,958
- No.
- 962
- 00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:12,003
- I'm very close to her mom.
- 963
- 00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:15,335
- - Nicole's family has been my family...
- - Yeah, but that's going to change.
- 964
- 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,205
- And I suggest you get used to it.
- 965
- 00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:21,746
- - We need to hire a private investigator.
- - Really? I mean...
- 966
- 00:47:23,291 --> 00:47:25,831
- - Really?
- - Does your wife do drugs or anything?
- 967
- 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:26,916
- Coke?
- 968
- 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,580
- Not in any real way.
- 969
- 00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:31,668
- Well, we're not going to win
- if she's the perfect mother.
- 970
- 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:33,630
- She was addicted to Tums for a while.
- 971
- 00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:38,213
- It wasn't nothing.
- She was up to a tube a day.
- 972
- 00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:40,081
- Have you noticed anyone following you?
- 973
- 00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:41,166
- No.
- 974
- 00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:43,745
- Well, keep an eye out.
- 975
- 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:46,003
- Look, you need to be prepared for the fact
- 976
- 00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:50,173
- that Nora is going to portray you
- as a neglectful, absent father.
- 977
- 00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:52,876
- - But I'm not.
- - You live in New York.
- 978
- 00:47:52,958 --> 00:47:54,628
- You're consumed with your work.
- 979
- 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,535
- She and your kid are out here, struggling.
- 980
- 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:01,995
- Nora's going to use that strategy.
- I'm sure of it.
- 981
- 00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:03,283
- But Nicole's not going to lie.
- 982
- 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:06,213
- Listen, if we start from a place
- of reasonable,
- 983
- 00:48:06,291 --> 00:48:08,581
- and they start from a place of crazy,
- 984
- 00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:12,706
- when we settle, we'll be somewhere
- between reasonable and crazy.
- 985
- 00:48:12,791 --> 00:48:13,671
- Which is still crazy.
- 986
- 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,330
- Half of crazy is crazy.
- 987
- 00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:18,476
- You know what people say, "Criminal
- lawyers see bad people at their best,
- 988
- 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,580
- divorce lawyers see good people
- at their worst."
- 989
- 00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:23,496
- Before this is all over,
- you're going to hate me and Ted,
- 990
- 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:26,213
- just because of what we represent
- in your life.
- 991
- 00:48:26,291 --> 00:48:27,291
- I'm sure you're right.
- 992
- 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,875
- So tell me the story again.
- You came out here to see your kid.
- 993
- 00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:32,101
- - Maybe I'm not explaining this well.
- - She serves you.
- 994
- 00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,809
- - We're friendly, we're fine.
- - What a bitch.
- 995
- 00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:36,017
- We're just trying to figure this out.
- She's not a bitch.
- 996
- 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:37,291
- Thanks, but this isn't...
- 997
- 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:38,705
- We're doing it a different way.
- 998
- 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:41,793
- And... I can't even close to afford this.
- 999
- 00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:46,036
- I've got to get back to New York.
- I have a Broadway play in rehearsals.
- 1000
- 00:48:50,291 --> 00:48:53,751
- I was the hot shit at that time.
- 1001
- 00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:58,793
- Young, very sexy,
- with a great head of hair.
- 1002
- 00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:01,495
- I just so appreciate that Charlie
- gave me this opportunity.
- 1003
- 00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:03,003
- Or maybe I should thank Nicole.
- 1004
- 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:05,633
- I heard Nicole's pilot went to series,
- so she's moving to LA.
- 1005
- 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:07,288
- And they put Henry in school out there.
- 1006
- 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:08,575
- Well, is Charlie moving too?
- 1007
- 00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:09,746
- Not Charlie.
- 1008
- 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,043
- He won't abandon us.
- 1009
- 00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:12,745
- And you can't do theater in LA.
- 1010
- 00:49:12,833 --> 00:49:15,213
- Charlie said she and Henry
- are coming back to New York
- 1011
- 00:49:15,291 --> 00:49:17,041
- when she finishes filming her show.
- 1012
- 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:18,535
- I wouldn't be so sure.
- 1013
- 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:21,535
- Nicole was never going to stay
- in New York, that was obvious.
- 1014
- 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,625
- She was probably
- planning this move all along.
- 1015
- 00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:27,038
- When she sees an opportunity,
- believe me, she takes it.
- 1016
- 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:29,245
- Well, LA is nice.
- 1017
- 00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:30,576
- The space.
- 1018
- 00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:33,826
- Miss Four Time Oscar winner, sucking my...
- 1019
- 00:49:33,916 --> 00:49:35,996
- Okay, how is everyone today?
- 1020
- 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,293
- Nobody get too close.
- I think I caught Donna's cold.
- 1021
- 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:41,125
- - Sorry, Charlie.
- - I'm expecting a Skype call from Henry,
- 1022
- 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:42,918
- so I might have to step out.
- 1023
- 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:46,455
- So, Charlie, what you're going through now
- 1024
- 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:49,831
- is going to be horrible,
- but it will be over.
- 1025
- 00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:51,076
- Thanks, Frank.
- 1026
- 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:52,668
- - Another thing.
- - Yeah?
- 1027
- 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:57,286
- Fuck as many people
- as you can right now.
- 1028
- 00:49:57,375 --> 00:49:59,575
- Women, men.
- 1029
- 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,809
- - Take what I said seriously.
- - You might need help wrapping gauze.
- 1030
- 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,543
- - It needs to stay tight.
- - Okay, I'm... I'm confused.
- 1031
- 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,785
- What... scene
- is the Invisible Man outfit for?
- 1032
- 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:09,825
- No, that's my Halloween costume.
- 1033
- 00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:12,456
- And the Frankenstein
- is for Henry.
- 1034
- 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,408
- He's coming here this weekend.
- 1035
- 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,328
- We're going to trick or treat
- in the Slope.
- 1036
- 00:50:17,416 --> 00:50:19,706
- I made it more James Whale
- than Kenneth Branagh.
- 1037
- 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,541
- - Perfect.
- - Can I talk to you?
- 1038
- 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,960
- Yeah, over...
- 1039
- 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:26,995
- I've typed up the blocking
- from the last two rehearsals,
- 1040
- 00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:30,883
- and here are the director notes
- from that Danish production from the '70s.
- 1041
- 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:32,878
- Where'd you find it?
- 1042
- 00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:35,538
- - The library, duh.
- - Ha!
- 1043
- 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:37,075
- Can I come over tonight?
- 1044
- 00:50:38,416 --> 00:50:40,326
- Mary Ann, it's too hard now.
- 1045
- 00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:42,496
- I just can't be with anyone right now.
- 1046
- 00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:45,503
- But we did it when you were married
- and we shouldn't have done it.
- 1047
- 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:47,851
- And now that you're not married,
- shouldn't we be doing it?
- 1048
- 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:50,915
- I'm not not married yet.
- 1049
- 00:50:51,375 --> 00:50:53,125
- You're torturing yourself.
- 1050
- 00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:55,285
- Just make sure
- everything doesn't go to hell.
- 1051
- 00:50:56,541 --> 00:50:58,541
- - I'm relying on you, okay?
- - Fine.
- 1052
- 00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:01,205
- - Thanks.
- - I wish you'd accept generosity better.
- 1053
- 00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:02,541
- Uh, hold on. Let me...
- 1054
- 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,920
- - Hello?
- - Is this Charlie Barber?
- 1055
- 00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:06,246
- Yes.
- 1056
- 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:08,133
- Hi, this is Nora Fanshaw.
- 1057
- 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:10,078
- I represent your wife, Nicole Barber.
- 1058
- 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:12,246
- - Hi.
- - Do you have an attorney yet?
- 1059
- 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:13,173
- No.
- 1060
- 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,809
- Okay, then it's okay for me
- to talk to you directly, okay?
- 1061
- 00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:16,833
- Okay.
- 1062
- 00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:20,326
- I'm calling because we haven't
- received your response to our filing.
- 1063
- 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:23,880
- Yeah, I've been rehearsing this play
- and flying back and forth to LA.
- 1064
- 00:51:23,958 --> 00:51:26,038
- You're going to need
- to file your response.
- 1065
- 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,750
- - Nicole said there was no rush.
- - It's been more than 30 days
- 1066
- 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:31,833
- since you were served.
- 1067
- 00:51:31,916 --> 00:51:33,756
- By law, you're meant to respond
- within 30 days.
- 1068
- 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,271
- I didn't like the first lawyer I met.
- 1069
- 00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:37,851
- It says that very clearly
- on the document you were given.
- 1070
- 00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:38,745
- Did you read it?
- 1071
- 00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,593
- Yeah, but I thought
- that's just what it says.
- 1072
- 00:51:40,666 --> 00:51:42,416
- We weren't even going to do it
- with lawyers.
- 1073
- 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:45,666
- Charlie, I think I shouldn't
- tuck in my shirt.
- 1074
- 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:48,726
- - Nicole said I could take my time.
- - And we've let you take your time.
- 1075
- 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,934
- - It comes out during the love scene.
- - Could you hold a second? What love scene?
- 1076
- 00:51:51,958 --> 00:51:53,288
- When I hug Beth.
- 1077
- 00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:54,416
- You don't hug Beth.
- 1078
- 00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,788
- I think it's something we should explore.
- 1079
- 00:51:56,875 --> 00:51:59,745
- Can't you just tuck it in tighter
- or get Donna to safety pin it?
- 1080
- 00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:01,713
- I also have a kind of a thing
- 1081
- 00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:04,131
- - about, uh, tucking things in.
- - Charlie?
- 1082
- 00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:05,746
- If you don't file your response,
- 1083
- 00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:08,313
- we're going to file a request
- for default judgment against you.
- 1084
- 00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:11,206
- ...insecurities about my figure.
- 1085
- 00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:12,501
- - Charlie?
- - Yes, sorry.
- 1086
- 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:14,753
- Default judgment, what does that mean?
- Don't hug Beth.
- 1087
- 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,934
- We'll be able to lay claim
- to whatever we want.
- 1088
- 00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:18,828
- W-What do you mean,
- whatever you want of what?
- 1089
- 00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:21,326
- Your apartment, your things,
- everything you own.
- 1090
- 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:22,246
- We...
- 1091
- 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:25,173
- She and I already discussed this.
- We don't own that much stuff.
- 1092
- 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:26,970
- She can have
- pretty much whatever she wants.
- 1093
- 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,101
- And it means we'll set the number
- for child support at its highest level
- 1094
- 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:31,995
- and claim full custody of your child.
- 1095
- 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:35,083
- Full custody?
- 1096
- 00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:39,463
- - I mean, that's not even...
- - This is what the law says.
- 1097
- 00:52:40,416 --> 00:52:43,206
- Nicole's not going to do that.
- I mean, she won't.
- 1098
- 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:45,291
- No, Charlie, I represent Nicole,
- 1099
- 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,665
- and she's aware of everything
- I'm saying to you.
- 1100
- 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,070
- I just spoke to her this morning.
- 1101
- 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:52,325
- Well, I spoke to her five minutes
- before I got on the call.
- 1102
- 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:56,750
- Okay, so what do I do?
- 1103
- 00:52:56,833 --> 00:52:59,133
- You need to get a lawyer
- and respond immediately.
- 1104
- 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:02,578
- Nicole wants to do this amicably,
- but you're leaving us no other option.
- 1105
- 00:53:02,666 --> 00:53:04,416
- I'll get a lawyer.
- Can I get a lawyer here?
- 1106
- 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,460
- - I don't know where "here" is.
- - New York.
- 1107
- 00:53:06,541 --> 00:53:08,881
- Ah!
- That's what all that honking is?
- 1108
- 00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:11,623
- No, you'll have to come to LA
- and meet people in LA.
- 1109
- 00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:12,666
- I'm rehearsing a...
- 1110
- 00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:16,038
- If you don't respond in Los Angeles
- by Friday, you'll leave us no choice.
- 1111
- 00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:17,745
- Wh... Which line?
- 1112
- 00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:21,126
- I have to take this.
- Can you hold on a second, Charlie?
- 1113
- 00:53:47,916 --> 00:53:51,036
- Me and Mommy are in the middle
- of a super secret treasure hunt.
- 1114
- 00:53:52,041 --> 00:53:54,581
- - I thought the plane landed at nine.
- - What are you wearing?
- 1115
- 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:55,666
- Sock pants.
- 1116
- 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,423
- It did. What are sock pants?
- 1117
- 00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,420
- He doesn't like to feel the breeze
- on his legs.
- 1118
- 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:00,330
- He dressed himself.
- 1119
- 00:54:00,416 --> 00:54:02,767
- - There are long pants. Can I talk to you?
- - It's almost noon.
- 1120
- 00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:04,671
- There was traffic. We've got to get going.
- 1121
- 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:07,434
- - Why don't we ever do a treasure hunt?
- - Henry, can you wait a minute?
- 1122
- 00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:08,708
- No talking alone.
- 1123
- 00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:11,001
- Just one bit of talking alone,
- then I'll be right there.
- 1124
- 00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:12,831
- I got a call from your lawyer.
- 1125
- 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,416
- She said you'd take everything and...
- 1126
- 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:18,500
- custody and everything
- if I didn't respond.
- 1127
- 00:54:18,583 --> 00:54:20,423
- It's better if we just
- let the lawyers do this.
- 1128
- 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,578
- Yeah, but she's saying things
- I don't think you mean.
- 1129
- 00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:24,326
- Henry, we need to get going.
- 1130
- 00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:25,876
- I don't want to go now.
- 1131
- 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:28,309
- - Have you gotten a lawyer yet?
- - That's what I'm here to do.
- 1132
- 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,883
- Come on, Henry. I'm in a rush.
- 1133
- 00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:31,128
- I have three more clues.
- 1134
- 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:33,809
- Why did you start a treasure hunt
- or whatever so close to my arrival?
- 1135
- 00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:35,923
- - Cool
- - You were late. We were killing time.
- 1136
- 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,380
- Honey, come. We're going to finish
- the treasure hunt later.
- 1137
- 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,038
- - I'm going to be rich!
- - Okay.
- 1138
- 00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:42,351
- You're going to go with your daddy,
- it's going to be fun.
- 1139
- 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:45,625
- And I've got a present for you
- when you get back as a reward.
- 1140
- 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:47,700
- He's not going to the dentist.
- 1141
- 00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:49,710
- - I'm trying to help.
- - I'm staying here.
- 1142
- 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:50,791
- Come on.
- 1143
- 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:55,625
- Henry?
- 1144
- 00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:03,583
- - Got the booster?
- - I have a booster.
- 1145
- 00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:06,995
- Oh, wait, no, it's not in.
- 1146
- 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:08,375
- What's not in?
- 1147
- 00:55:08,708 --> 00:55:10,708
- The seat's not connected.
- 1148
- 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,503
- I asked the rental company to install it.
- 1149
- 00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:18,333
- Yeah, I think they can't
- for liability reasons.
- 1150
- 00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:20,809
- - Do you know how these things...
- - Let me just... If you...
- 1151
- 00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:23,543
- - There should be a clip to clip onto.
- - ...dig...
- 1152
- 00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:29,831
- Ow! Fuck!
- 1153
- 00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:31,706
- - Why "fuck?"
- - Something sharp.
- 1154
- 00:55:31,791 --> 00:55:33,171
- - Can't I stay with Mom?
- - No.
- 1155
- 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,290
- Why not?
- 1156
- 00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:36,375
- It's my time with you.
- I just flew 3,000 miles.
- 1157
- 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,328
- I don't want to.
- 1158
- 00:55:37,416 --> 00:55:38,916
- Henry, get in the fucking car!
- 1159
- 00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:43,333
- I'm sorry, but Jesus,
- get in the fucking car.
- 1160
- 00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,576
- How do you spell Lego Bionicles?
- 1161
- 00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:53,036
- That's two words.
- What does Lego start with?
- 1162
- 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,165
- Just tell me.
- 1163
- 00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,559
- - Don't you want to learn it?
- - No.
- 1164
- 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:56,963
- - It's on the box, anyway.
- - L...
- 1165
- 00:55:57,041 --> 00:55:58,041
- Then what?
- 1166
- 00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:00,998
- E... You know,
- everyone at the theater says hi.
- 1167
- 00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:02,003
- Hi.
- 1168
- 00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:02,963
- Then what?
- 1169
- 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:04,581
- A "g-g-g" sound.
- 1170
- 00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:06,626
- - Are you excited for Halloween?
- - J?
- 1171
- 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:07,538
- G.
- 1172
- 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:09,285
- - Then what?
- - And an "O" sound.
- 1173
- 00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:11,495
- - O?
- - Are you excited for Halloween?
- 1174
- 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:12,503
- Yeah.
- 1175
- 00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:14,083
- I brought both our costumes.
- 1176
- 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:16,456
- I'm going as a store-bought ninja.
- 1177
- 00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:18,671
- But we agreed.
- I had Donna make you a Frankenstein.
- 1178
- 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,920
- I don't want to be a Frankenstein anymore.
- 1179
- 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
- Are you sure?
- 1180
- 00:56:23,666 --> 00:56:24,706
- Maybe just look at it.
- 1181
- 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,880
- It's awesome. We'll be Frankenstein
- and the Invisible Man.
- 1182
- 00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:29,958
- Mom bought me a ninja costume,
- 1183
- 00:56:30,166 --> 00:56:32,746
- which is better because it costs more.
- 1184
- 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,423
- Technically, the Frankenstein cost more
- 1185
- 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:36,630
- when you factor in Donna's time
- and the materials.
- 1186
- 00:56:36,708 --> 00:56:38,958
- The cousins are also going to be ninjas.
- 1187
- 00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:40,881
- But Henry,
- we went through all this trouble.
- 1188
- 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:45,540
- Okay.
- 1189
- 00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:46,625
- Whatever you want.
- 1190
- 00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:53,876
- Please take the ticket.
- 1191
- 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,892
- - Dad, you're too far.
- - I know.
- 1192
- 00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:02,576
- Please take the ticket.
- 1193
- 00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:11,581
- So, I'm not comfortable
- leaving the bags in the car
- 1194
- 00:57:11,666 --> 00:57:13,851
- where I've given the key to someone
- I don't really know.
- 1195
- 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:14,875
- I've been here.
- 1196
- 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:18,455
- It's an office building,
- so you've been to places like this before.
- 1197
- 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,580
- I remember those fish.
- 1198
- 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,128
- A lot of fish look the same.
- 1199
- 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:24,708
- Can I help you?
- 1200
- 00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:27,250
- I'm Charlie Barber.
- I have a 1:30 with Dan Cohen.
- 1201
- 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:29,083
- Oh, hi. Where's your little man?
- 1202
- 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:32,326
- I don't have it this time.
- I keep my skeletons at my mom's.
- 1203
- 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:33,708
- Okay.
- 1204
- 00:57:35,041 --> 00:57:36,041
- Oh, okay.
- 1205
- 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:38,170
- I'm sorry. We tried to reach you.
- 1206
- 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,040
- Mr. Cohen wanted me to apologize.
- 1207
- 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:43,285
- He can't see you because apparently
- your wife already met with him
- 1208
- 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:45,625
- on the 7th of August about representation.
- 1209
- 00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:47,791
- B-But she hired somebody else.
- 1210
- 00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:50,205
- - Uh... Nora...
- - Fanshaw?
- 1211
- 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,020
- But unfortunately, because she consulted
- with Mr. Cohen already,
- 1212
- 00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:55,083
- he's legally barred from representing you.
- 1213
- 00:57:55,791 --> 00:57:56,631
- Oh.
- 1214
- 00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:58,348
- - Should we feed the fish?
- - Yeah.
- 1215
- 00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:01,378
- - It happens all the time.
- - Really?
- 1216
- 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:03,748
- If you have a ticket,
- I can validate your parking.
- 1217
- 00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:05,291
- Oh.
- 1218
- 00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:08,434
- You know, it's common that people
- meet with as many lawyers as possible
- 1219
- 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:10,378
- so that their spouse has limited options.
- 1220
- 00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:12,498
- Oh, I don't think
- she would've done it deliberately.
- 1221
- 00:58:12,541 --> 00:58:13,921
- You'd be surprised.
- 1222
- 00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:16,706
- Can all of them, like,
- breathe out of the water?
- 1223
- 00:58:18,416 --> 00:58:20,496
- Did you go to a lot of offices
- with your mom?
- 1224
- 00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:21,713
- Not so many.
- 1225
- 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,333
- Like 11.
- 1226
- 00:58:24,708 --> 00:58:27,248
- I don't think anyone
- would have stealed the bags, Daddy.
- 1227
- 00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:28,503
- I need somebody today.
- 1228
- 00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:31,293
- If I don't respond by tomorrow,
- she said I could lose custody.
- 1229
- 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:34,267
- I didn't know who else to call.
- There's got to be someone she didn't meet.
- 1230
- 00:58:34,291 --> 00:58:35,421
- I have a name for you.
- 1231
- 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,328
- Bert Spitz.
- 1232
- 00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:42,165
- He was the entertainment lawyer
- at Roberto's agency.
- 1233
- 00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:43,455
- Great.
- 1234
- 00:58:43,541 --> 00:58:47,001
- But then he kind of got pushed
- into retirement a few years ago,
- 1235
- 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:49,081
- and he went into family law.
- 1236
- 00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:50,996
- - I called him.
- - Thank you, G-ma.
- 1237
- 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:53,753
- - He can see you today at three.
- - Aw, shit.
- 1238
- 00:58:54,416 --> 00:58:56,956
- We never had this conversation,
- Charlie-bird.
- 1239
- 00:58:57,041 --> 00:58:58,392
- You got it. I love you.
- 1240
- 00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,416
- - Aw.
- - Dad!
- 1241
- 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:02,038
- - I need a new burger.
- - Why?
- 1242
- 00:59:02,125 --> 00:59:06,415
- Because you made us carry your bags
- into the restaurant, I dropped it.
- 1243
- 00:59:07,916 --> 00:59:10,286
- That's fine. I'll give you mine.
- Get in the car.
- 1244
- 00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:13,325
- Why did you bring me today
- if you couldn't hang out with me?
- 1245
- 00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:15,326
- Because I've been away
- and want to see you.
- 1246
- 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:19,383
- Jamie Tuber has a little sister
- 1247
- 00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:21,958
- named, um, Lily Tuber.
- 1248
- 00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:24,331
- - Yeah.
- - And Lily Tuber is really bossy.
- 1249
- 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:25,416
- Uh-huh.
- 1250
- 00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:30,333
- Getting divorced with a kid can be
- one of the hardest things you'll ever do.
- 1251
- 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,880
- It's like a death without a body.
- 1252
- 00:59:36,041 --> 00:59:39,331
- I know personally.
- I've been there four different times.
- 1253
- 00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,036
- You've been divorced four times?
- 1254
- 00:59:41,125 --> 00:59:42,245
- Married four times.
- 1255
- 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:43,826
- Three divorces.
- 1256
- 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:47,205
- This last one will stick, God willing.
- 1257
- 00:59:47,291 --> 00:59:49,671
- That's why I graduated into family law,
- 1258
- 00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:52,208
- to help people survive this painful time.
- 1259
- 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,168
- Here's how I see it.
- 1260
- 00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:59,543
- If we get bogged down
- in "who did this," and "who did that,"
- 1261
- 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,305
- and "I don't want to pay the two dollars,"
- 1262
- 01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:04,003
- it'll just cost you more money
- and time and...
- 1263
- 01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:06,131
- emotional stress,
- 1264
- 01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:08,628
- and you'll probably end up
- with the same result anyway.
- 1265
- 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:09,708
- Right.
- 1266
- 01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:12,828
- I mean, I agree with that philosophy.
- She does too, I'm sure.
- 1267
- 01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:15,996
- And I always go with the truth,
- no matter where that takes us.
- 1268
- 01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:18,453
- You know, most people in my business
- make up the truth
- 1269
- 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,020
- so they can get where they need to go.
- 1270
- 01:00:20,541 --> 01:00:22,671
- You're just transactions to them.
- 1271
- 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,630
- I-I like to think of you as people.
- 1272
- 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,498
- Oh, okay, good.
- 1273
- 01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:28,043
- And not just you, her too.
- 1274
- 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:28,955
- Yes.
- 1275
- 01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:31,171
- You know, this can be
- a really ugly process.
- 1276
- 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:33,920
- But I also believe
- it doesn't have to be terrible.
- 1277
- 01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:35,578
- I'm glad to hear you say that.
- 1278
- 01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:37,125
- Um...
- 1279
- 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:40,078
- I'd love to keep expenses down
- as much as possible.
- 1280
- 01:00:40,166 --> 01:00:41,166
- Of course you do.
- 1281
- 01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:45,750
- I charge 450 an hour
- and I need a $10,000 retainer to start.
- 1282
- 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:49,460
- I'll see if I can get an advance
- on the Broadway transfer.
- 1283
- 01:00:49,541 --> 01:00:52,291
- And keep in mind,
- you'll have to pay for her lawyer.
- 1284
- 01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:53,825
- Oh. I didn't...
- 1285
- 01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:58,285
- - What?
- - Well, at least part of her.
- 1286
- 01:00:58,375 --> 01:00:59,955
- It doesn't make sense, does it?
- 1287
- 01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:03,383
- I mean, you're doing this
- because you love your kid.
- 1288
- 01:01:04,041 --> 01:01:07,331
- And in doing so, you're draining money
- from your kid's education.
- 1289
- 01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:09,376
- - It seems ridiculous.
- - Oh, it is.
- 1290
- 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:10,791
- It is, boy.
- 1291
- 01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:14,165
- We'll have to respond right away.
- 1292
- 01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:17,461
- Your son goes to school out here?
- 1293
- 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:19,791
- Yeah, temporarily. We agreed.
- 1294
- 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:22,830
- Her pilot went to series
- and I wanted to accommodate her,
- 1295
- 01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:25,036
- as she's often felt
- we do things on my terms.
- 1296
- 01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:27,375
- Be a better husband in divorce.
- 1297
- 01:01:27,708 --> 01:01:30,378
- I guess something like that,
- but we live in New York.
- 1298
- 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,380
- Well, with your kid
- going to school out here,
- 1299
- 01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,918
- the court may see it differently.
- 1300
- 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,040
- Will we go to court?
- 1301
- 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:38,125
- No, no, we don't want to go to court.
- 1302
- 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,290
- The courts in California are a disaster.
- 1303
- 01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:42,415
- No, that's just how
- we have to think about it.
- 1304
- 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,666
- I'm not sure these are my glasses.
- 1305
- 01:01:45,041 --> 01:01:46,751
- Where are you living while you're here?
- 1306
- 01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:48,133
- I'm in a hotel right now.
- 1307
- 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:49,418
- No, a hotel doesn't look good.
- 1308
- 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,960
- - To who?
- - The court.
- 1309
- 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,961
- You just said
- we weren't going to go to court.
- 1310
- 01:01:53,041 --> 01:01:54,321
- No, of course, of course.
- 1311
- 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:56,875
- We have to prepare to go to court,
- hoping we don't go to court.
- 1312
- 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:57,958
- Okay.
- 1313
- 01:01:58,291 --> 01:01:59,751
- You should get a place in LA.
- 1314
- 01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:02,921
- And get a place near her.
- It looks better for custody reasons.
- 1315
- 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,290
- She's in West Hollywood.
- That'll be expensive.
- 1316
- 01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,285
- I-I guess I could rent
- our New York apartment.
- 1317
- 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:08,375
- Don't rent it.
- 1318
- 01:02:08,708 --> 01:02:10,958
- You have to continue to prove
- New York residence.
- 1319
- 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:13,171
- And of course, if you have a place in LA,
- 1320
- 01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:15,630
- it's hard to show you all live
- in New York, isn't it?
- 1321
- 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:16,708
- So...
- 1322
- 01:02:17,625 --> 01:02:18,745
- what do I do?
- 1323
- 01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:22,205
- I recommend you spend
- as much time as you can with your son.
- 1324
- 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,075
- Many people fight for that time,
- 1325
- 01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:26,576
- then they don't even use it.
- 1326
- 01:02:27,125 --> 01:02:28,325
- They just want to win.
- 1327
- 01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:31,133
- This shouldn't be
- that complicated, right?
- 1328
- 01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:32,828
- I mean, we're a New York family.
- 1329
- 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,583
- I think it's all
- pretty straightforward. Right?
- 1330
- 01:02:35,666 --> 01:02:37,706
- I hope so, yes.
- 1331
- 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:40,075
- I see no reason...
- 1332
- 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:42,963
- You both love your child.
- 1333
- 01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:45,128
- You respect each other.
- 1334
- 01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:47,628
- Why this shouldn't be
- relatively pain-free.
- 1335
- 01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:48,788
- Right.
- 1336
- 01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:50,785
- I think you have my glasses.
- 1337
- 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,460
- That makes sense.
- 1338
- 01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:58,168
- - What have you been doing?
- - Reading this magazine.
- 1339
- 01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,210
- You were reading California Lawyer?
- 1340
- 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,131
- Yeah.
- 1341
- 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:03,878
- Okay, I'm almost done.
- 1342
- 01:03:04,291 --> 01:03:06,381
- I wouldn't expect too much from that cat.
- 1343
- 01:03:08,541 --> 01:03:11,171
- - What kind of pet do you want?
- - I don't know...
- 1344
- 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:14,000
- I want you to know
- that eventually this will all be over,
- 1345
- 01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:15,883
- and whatever we win or lose...
- 1346
- 01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:19,378
- it'll be the two of you
- having to figure this out together.
- 1347
- 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,083
- Thank you.
- 1348
- 01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:25,000
- You're the first person in this process
- who's spoken to me like a human.
- 1349
- 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:32,633
- You remind me of myself
- on my second marriage.
- 1350
- 01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:38,626
- Come! Come! Come! Come! Oh!
- 1351
- 01:03:38,708 --> 01:03:40,288
- You have fun with Daddy?
- 1352
- 01:03:40,375 --> 01:03:42,495
- - We drove around to offices.
- - Oh.
- 1353
- 01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:45,423
- Do you want to see your ninja costume?
- It's on G-ma's bed.
- 1354
- 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:46,750
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah.
- 1355
- 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:51,535
- You know, I had Donna build him
- this whole Frankenstein thing
- 1356
- 01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:53,125
- with the plugs and...
- 1357
- 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,648
- Yeah, well, the cousins are ninjas,
- so he wanted to do that...
- 1358
- 01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,538
- But he and I had decided together.
- 1359
- 01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,305
- Oh, well, I can't make him
- be Frankenstein.
- 1360
- 01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:01,809
- I'm not asking you to,
- but maybe you can help me out a little.
- 1361
- 01:04:01,833 --> 01:04:04,833
- I'll leave the Frankenstein here, maybe
- you can nudge him in that direction.
- 1362
- 01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:06,250
- I'll try.
- 1363
- 01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:08,708
- What's the...
- 1364
- 01:04:09,791 --> 01:04:11,791
- Did you dye your hair again?
- Is that for your show?
- 1365
- 01:04:12,291 --> 01:04:14,921
- No, this is me. It was this way
- when I saw you before.
- 1366
- 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,790
- I know, but I didn't say anything then.
- 1367
- 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,128
- You don't like it?
- 1368
- 01:04:19,208 --> 01:04:22,498
- No, I guess it's fine.
- Is it shorter? I prefer longer but...
- 1369
- 01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:27,543
- Oh, sorry, it's just absurd.
- 1370
- 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,246
- Is everything okay?
- 1371
- 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,963
- Yeah. Why?
- 1372
- 01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:33,998
- You seem, I don't know,
- like something is...
- 1373
- 01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:35,213
- Everything's fine.
- 1374
- 01:04:37,208 --> 01:04:38,918
- Okay, I'm going to check in at the hotel,
- 1375
- 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,960
- but I should be able to get to you guys
- by 5:00, 5:30...
- 1376
- 01:04:42,041 --> 01:04:44,501
- We're going to Cassie's
- in Pasadena
- 1377
- 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,293
- and trick-or-treating with the cousins.
- 1378
- 01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:47,535
- Cassie lives in Pasadena now?
- 1379
- 01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:49,875
- Yes. She and Sam moved there
- a couple months ago.
- 1380
- 01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:51,358
- Okay, I don't really know Pasadena.
- 1381
- 01:04:51,416 --> 01:04:54,392
- - I'll figure it out. What's the address?
- - My mom is looking forward to it...
- 1382
- 01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:56,416
- - I'll text Sam.
- - ...and Cassie and Sam are mad.
- 1383
- 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:57,830
- - Mad at who?
- - You.
- 1384
- 01:04:57,916 --> 01:05:00,076
- - Cassie and Sam?
- - You can understand that.
- 1385
- 01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:02,376
- So, I think we should probably do
- separate Halloweens.
- 1386
- 01:05:02,458 --> 01:05:04,978
- But if you're okay with it,
- then shouldn't they be okay with it?
- 1387
- 01:05:05,041 --> 01:05:07,351
- - Let's do it this way this time.
- - Do you not want me there?
- 1388
- 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:08,245
- I'm fine with it.
- 1389
- 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:10,293
- - Okay.
- - It'll be nice for him.
- 1390
- 01:05:10,375 --> 01:05:11,705
- He'll have two Halloweens.
- 1391
- 01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:15,995
- What am I going to do with him for second
- Halloween? Walk around Sunset Boulevard?
- 1392
- 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:19,793
- Maybe the hotel has something. Or you can
- drive to a different neighborhood.
- 1393
- 01:05:23,416 --> 01:05:26,326
- The sun sets forever.
- 1394
- 01:05:27,583 --> 01:05:30,503
- There shall never be another dawn.
- 1395
- 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:32,625
- No!
- 1396
- 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:35,998
- Lady...
- 1397
- 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:39,500
- I require the solace of the shadows...
- 1398
- 01:05:40,541 --> 01:05:41,881
- and the dark!
- 1399
- 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:04,330
- Okay, ready for Halloween?
- 1400
- 01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,793
- - Hi.
- - Wow, elaborate.
- 1401
- 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:09,809
- Sweetheart, don't forget to wear
- your jacket. It's getting colder.
- 1402
- 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:11,976
- - This is a nice house.
- - Ready to go back out?
- 1403
- 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,476
- - He has to pee.
- - No, I don't.
- 1404
- 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,500
- He does.
- 1405
- 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:16,960
- Uh, some of his men are in here
- and also Bear-Bear.
- 1406
- 01:06:17,041 --> 01:06:19,184
- You can keep that Bear-Bear,
- because I got another one.
- 1407
- 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:20,888
- Does he know
- that there are two Bear-Bears?
- 1408
- 01:06:20,916 --> 01:06:23,416
- - It was his idea.
- - David Bowie, right? Station to Station?
- 1409
- 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:25,041
- Let's Dance.
- 1410
- 01:06:25,625 --> 01:06:28,325
- Henry, have a great Halloween
- with Daddy, okay?
- 1411
- 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,250
- Have fun.
- 1412
- 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,380
- Go pee and then we're going back out.
- 1413
- 01:06:36,791 --> 01:06:38,351
- I'm too tired.
- 1414
- 01:06:38,375 --> 01:06:40,915
- Go pee, and then
- we're going to go drive to Halloween.
- 1415
- 01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:43,173
- This block looks promising.
- 1416
- 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,288
- I wish Halloween was over.
- 1417
- 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:46,785
- Well, it isn't.
- 1418
- 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:49,455
- If we were in New York,
- we could be walking.
- 1419
- 01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:52,666
- But I like that we're sitting right now.
- I like to sit.
- 1420
- 01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:56,495
- That's true, Los Angeles
- does have sitting going for it.
- 1421
- 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:59,455
- I think that's why
- I like Los Angeles better.
- 1422
- 01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:00,631
- Because you get to sit?
- 1423
- 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,828
- No, because I like my friends here better.
- 1424
- 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,130
- That's not true.
- 1425
- 01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:07,253
- What about Horatio and Poppy?
- 1426
- 01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,333
- Horatio doesn't like me anymore.
- 1427
- 01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:11,131
- And I don't like Poppy.
- 1428
- 01:07:11,583 --> 01:07:12,963
- Here, I have Axel.
- 1429
- 01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:15,791
- Axel's hilarious.
- I think you'd like him, Dad.
- 1430
- 01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:18,171
- And my family's here.
- 1431
- 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,375
- Besides you.
- 1432
- 01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:49,536
- Everyone's asleep.
- 1433
- 01:08:41,041 --> 01:08:42,041
- I need to pee!
- 1434
- 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,170
- Who gave you a lighter?
- 1435
- 01:08:53,416 --> 01:08:54,416
- Lift the seat.
- 1436
- 01:09:00,666 --> 01:09:02,746
- I'm going to have to go back to New York
- on Monday.
- 1437
- 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:04,290
- Did you flush?
- 1438
- 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:12,083
- Wash your hands.
- 1439
- 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,290
- Will you play with me?
- 1440
- 01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:17,791
- I'm tired, honey.
- 1441
- 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,246
- Did you hear me?
- I have to go back to New York.
- 1442
- 01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:34,463
- Ah, watch out!
- Whoosh! I'm falling!
- 1443
- 01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:39,788
- You didn't catch me.
- 1444
- 01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:43,708
- Okay?
- 1445
- 01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:45,791
- Why aren't you here more?
- 1446
- 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,325
- I have to work.
- 1447
- 01:09:49,666 --> 01:09:51,666
- You know my play is opening on Broadway.
- 1448
- 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:54,325
- Is it because you don't want to be
- near Mom?
- 1449
- 01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:56,496
- No. You know,
- like we talked about,
- 1450
- 01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:59,133
- we both decided not to be together
- no matter where we are,
- 1451
- 01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:00,828
- but we both want to be with you.
- 1452
- 01:10:01,666 --> 01:10:04,036
- But you're not near me
- if you're in New York.
- 1453
- 01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:06,423
- Well, we all still live in New York.
- 1454
- 01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:08,923
- Yeah, but I go to school here.
- 1455
- 01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:10,633
- Just for right now.
- 1456
- 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,921
- Like that time we were in Copenhagen
- for my play.
- 1457
- 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,420
- Remember all those kids in buckets?
- 1458
- 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,670
- I like my school here,
- 1459
- 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,290
- and Mom says we could stay here
- if we want.
- 1460
- 01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:23,208
- What do you mean?
- 1461
- 01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:26,250
- She said that?
- 1462
- 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:27,500
- Yeah.
- 1463
- 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,170
- Vroom.
- 1464
- 01:10:37,208 --> 01:10:38,208
- Aah!
- 1465
- 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,540
- - Hello?
- - Are you moving out here?
- 1466
- 01:10:58,625 --> 01:11:01,392
- - Did you find a lawyer?
- - Yes. Henry says you're moving here.
- 1467
- 01:11:01,416 --> 01:11:02,666
- Have your lawyer call Nora.
- 1468
- 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,080
- I want to talk about it as us.
- 1469
- 01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,166
- Who the fuck is "us"?
- 1470
- 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,330
- Let's just get in a room,
- you and me.
- 1471
- 01:11:07,416 --> 01:11:08,956
- That's what we always said we'd do.
- 1472
- 01:11:09,041 --> 01:11:11,434
- - My lawyers wouldn't let me sign anything.
- - It's our divorce.
- 1473
- 01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:13,668
- They say I could later sue them
- for malpractice.
- 1474
- 01:11:14,666 --> 01:11:15,996
- What am I walking into?
- 1475
- 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,463
- What are you walking into?
- 1476
- 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:19,171
- Yes, what the fuck is going on?!
- 1477
- 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:22,880
- I read your fucking emails, Charlie!
- I read them all.
- 1478
- 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:25,056
- - When?
- - I don't know, recently.
- 1479
- 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:26,684
- - Shit.
- - You're a fucking liar.
- 1480
- 01:11:26,708 --> 01:11:29,378
- - You fucked Mary Ann!
- - It was after I was sleeping on the couch.
- 1481
- 01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,128
- All this bullshit about working on us.
- 1482
- 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,078
- You know what? I have been working.
- 1483
- 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,826
- I've been doing the work alone.
- 1484
- 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,246
- How did you read my emails?
- 1485
- 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,713
- I hacked into your account, you dumb fuck!
- 1486
- 01:11:38,791 --> 01:11:39,921
- I think that's illegal!
- 1487
- 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,580
- Don't give me this shit
- about being surprised about LA.
- 1488
- 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:44,326
- Surprise! I have my own opinions.
- 1489
- 01:11:44,416 --> 01:11:46,576
- How do you even know
- how to do something like that?
- 1490
- 01:11:46,666 --> 01:11:48,626
- Surprise! I want things
- that aren't what you want,
- 1491
- 01:11:48,666 --> 01:11:50,586
- because, surprise,
- you were fucking another lady.
- 1492
- 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:53,745
- It was one time! I think you're conflating
- two different things.
- 1493
- 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:55,463
- Mary Ann has nothing to do with LA.
- 1494
- 01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:57,131
- I am conflating, motherfucker!
- 1495
- 01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,668
- You watch me conflate!
- 1496
- 01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:04,496
- Did you just stamp your foot?
- 1497
- 01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:07,748
- I don't think I've ever done that before.
- I'm just so angry.
- 1498
- 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:13,003
- - You look like you needed one.
- - Yes, I do, thanks.
- 1499
- 01:12:14,041 --> 01:12:17,041
- You know, the Japanese are making
- really interesting tequila right now.
- 1500
- 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,000
- That's exciting, I guess.
- 1501
- 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:22,880
- - What are you so angry about?
- - My fucking ex-husband.
- 1502
- 01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:26,746
- I spent all this time feeling guilty,
- and he's so self-absorbed.
- 1503
- 01:12:26,833 --> 01:12:27,833
- It's pointless.
- 1504
- 01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:30,171
- It's a game I'm playing with myself.
- 1505
- 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:34,383
- Oh, hey, Pablo. Uh, we met at...
- 1506
- 01:12:34,458 --> 01:12:36,498
- - You held the bounce board.
- - The flirty grip.
- 1507
- 01:12:40,166 --> 01:12:42,536
- - Here's what I want you to only do, okay?
- - What?
- 1508
- 01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:44,878
- - I want you to finger me.
- - What?
- 1509
- 01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,828
- - Just finger me.
- - Okay.
- 1510
- 01:12:46,916 --> 01:12:49,746
- That's all we're going to do,
- just fingering. Okay?
- 1511
- 01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:52,125
- I'm changing my whole fucking life.
- 1512
- 01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:01,788
- Nicole and Charlie's son, Henry,
- was born here in Los Angeles.
- 1513
- 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:05,035
- He currently attends Laurel Elementary
- in Laurel Canyon,
- 1514
- 01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:06,955
- and Nicole works in Hollywood
- 1515
- 01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:09,631
- while also maintaining a full schedule
- as a mother
- 1516
- 01:13:10,041 --> 01:13:12,831
- with classes of swim, art,
- 1517
- 01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:15,706
- gym, and music, as well as play groups.
- 1518
- 01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:19,746
- Nicole is Henry's
- primary custodial parent,
- 1519
- 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:24,213
- and to the extent that Charlie
- would like to exercise his custodial time,
- 1520
- 01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:27,581
- he should be making efforts
- to visit Henry here in California.
- 1521
- 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,456
- Nora, you seem to be
- ignoring the fact
- 1522
- 01:13:29,541 --> 01:13:32,711
- that they lived in New York for ten years.
- 1523
- 01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:36,246
- My client worked in New York
- for several years, that's true.
- 1524
- 01:13:36,333 --> 01:13:38,633
- But Nicole was born and bred
- right here in LA.
- 1525
- 01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:42,376
- She and Charlie would come here
- most holidays and summers
- 1526
- 01:13:42,458 --> 01:13:43,748
- to spend time with her family,
- 1527
- 01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:45,293
- who all live in LA.
- 1528
- 01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:47,791
- She and Charlie were married in LA.
- 1529
- 01:13:48,541 --> 01:13:49,861
- Would you like to see the photos?
- 1530
- 01:13:49,916 --> 01:13:51,826
- No, I don't need to see the photos.
- 1531
- 01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:54,421
- Although I'm sure
- they both look beautiful.
- 1532
- 01:13:55,625 --> 01:13:57,665
- It's my client's expectation
- 1533
- 01:13:57,916 --> 01:14:00,416
- that after this TV show is completed,
- 1534
- 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,460
- the parties will move back to New York
- 1535
- 01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,331
- where they currently keep an apartment.
- 1536
- 01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:07,536
- And it's my understanding
- that Charlie promised Nicole
- 1537
- 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:10,915
- that they would spend more time
- in Los Angeles during the marriage.
- 1538
- 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,920
- But because of his insistence
- that his work keep them in New York,
- 1539
- 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,880
- Nicole ended up staying there much longer
- than she ever anticipated.
- 1540
- 01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:21,250
- In fact, a few years ago,
- 1541
- 01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:24,921
- Charlie was offered a residency
- at the Geffen Playhouse
- 1542
- 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,670
- that would have taken his work
- and his family
- 1543
- 01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:30,083
- to Los Angeles for a year.
- 1544
- 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:32,543
- And he, um...
- 1545
- 01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:33,665
- turned it down.
- 1546
- 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:36,208
- Even though that was Nicole's desire.
- 1547
- 01:14:36,291 --> 01:14:40,421
- He wanted to maintain consistency
- for his family and his child.
- 1548
- 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,630
- Was this the same consistency
- he wanted to maintain
- 1549
- 01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:46,168
- when they went to Copenhagen
- for six months so he could direct a play?
- 1550
- 01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:49,330
- Now, while I understand
- Charlie lives in New York...
- 1551
- 01:14:49,916 --> 01:14:53,706
- and when it's convenient to his work
- schedule, he flies out to see his son...
- 1552
- 01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:56,251
- He flies out here every chance he gets,
- at great expense.
- 1553
- 01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:58,543
- I don't see any reason
- you can't be out here full time.
- 1554
- 01:14:58,625 --> 01:15:00,184
- He makes his living in New York.
- 1555
- 01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:02,748
- - Sorry, do we want to contemplate lunch?
- - Good idea.
- 1556
- 01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:04,833
- I'll order now so it'll come
- when we're all hungry.
- 1557
- 01:15:04,916 --> 01:15:05,916
- Yeah. Mm.
- 1558
- 01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:08,059
- - Everyone good with Manny's?
- - I'd love Manny's.
- 1559
- 01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:09,083
- Mm-hmm.
- 1560
- 01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:10,375
- Have you had Manny's?
- 1561
- 01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:12,036
- Oh, you'll love it.
- 1562
- 01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:14,745
- Just really yummy sandwiches and salads.
- 1563
- 01:15:14,833 --> 01:15:16,333
- I'll have the BLT.
- 1564
- 01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:17,416
- Dad?
- 1565
- 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,000
- Turkey.
- 1566
- 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:20,496
- I'll have the BLT.
- 1567
- 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,575
- - You'll have the kale?
- - Kale salad.
- 1568
- 01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:32,833
- Uh...
- 1569
- 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,630
- I don't know, sorry.
- 1570
- 01:15:43,791 --> 01:15:45,291
- Charlie will have, um...
- 1571
- 01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:48,208
- the Greek salad,
- 1572
- 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:51,375
- but with lemon and olive oil
- instead of the Greek dressing.
- 1573
- 01:15:51,458 --> 01:15:52,288
- Okay.
- 1574
- 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:54,785
- - I'll have the Chinese chicken salad.
- - Okay, sure.
- 1575
- 01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:55,875
- Thank you.
- 1576
- 01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:02,416
- Congratulations, Charlie, on your grant.
- Nicole told me.
- 1577
- 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:03,540
- Oh, thank you.
- 1578
- 01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:04,955
- He's a genius.
- 1579
- 01:16:06,291 --> 01:16:09,081
- Well, I told Nicole
- I loved your play.
- 1580
- 01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:10,876
- - Ah. Really.
- - Oh, thanks.
- 1581
- 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:13,170
- You are one smart cookie.
- 1582
- 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,378
- Oh, thanks.
- 1583
- 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:17,708
- I would just love to...
- 1584
- 01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:20,131
- crawl inside that brain.
- 1585
- 01:16:20,541 --> 01:16:24,831
- There was that one moment
- when you smell the toast, smell.
- 1586
- 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,713
- It was literally my favorite thing
- that I saw that year.
- 1587
- 01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:31,251
- - Thanks.
- - Truly genius.
- 1588
- 01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,333
- Thank you.
- 1589
- 01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:35,083
- I was sorry to hear it closed on Broadway.
- 1590
- 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,958
- They couldn't smell the toast.
- 1591
- 01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:39,963
- It was so emotional.
- 1592
- 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:43,460
- It's very competitive, I imagine.
- 1593
- 01:16:44,916 --> 01:16:48,416
- Now, when Charlie is in Los Angeles,
- 1594
- 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:51,790
- Nicole, of course, agrees
- that it will be best for Henry
- 1595
- 01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:54,580
- that he see each parent equally.
- 1596
- 01:16:56,375 --> 01:17:00,165
- It's very nice out here, Charlie.
- You should give it a chance.
- 1597
- 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:02,710
- - Yeah, and the space... you can't beat it.
- - Mmm.
- 1598
- 01:17:02,791 --> 01:17:03,831
- I love it too.
- 1599
- 01:17:04,666 --> 01:17:07,956
- But all of our personal feelings
- about the two cities aside,
- 1600
- 01:17:08,041 --> 01:17:12,251
- we don't share your assertion
- that the couple is an LA-based family.
- 1601
- 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:14,633
- It was very clearly their deal
- 1602
- 01:17:14,708 --> 01:17:17,998
- that they would go back to New York
- after Nicole finished her show.
- 1603
- 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:19,633
- I'm not aware of any deal.
- 1604
- 01:17:20,416 --> 01:17:22,126
- Well, I didn't get it in writing.
- 1605
- 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:28,041
- Charlie, is this like the deal
- that you made
- 1606
- 01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:31,575
- that you Nicole would spend more time
- in LA during your marriage?
- 1607
- 01:17:31,666 --> 01:17:34,496
- We didn't have a deal.
- It was something we discussed.
- 1608
- 01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:35,673
- But...
- 1609
- 01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:38,630
- So, it's a deal
- when it's something you want
- 1610
- 01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:40,828
- and a discussion when Nicole wants it?
- 1611
- 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:45,125
- Sidebar...
- 1612
- 01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:49,003
- Nora, do you have a spare office
- where Charlie and I can sidebar?
- 1613
- 01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:49,923
- Sure.
- 1614
- 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,920
- - Can you, um...
- - I can show you.
- 1615
- 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:53,458
- Come on.
- 1616
- 01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:02,211
- - Nora is a very good lawyer.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1617
- 01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:04,705
- - Tough, right?
- - Yeah.
- 1618
- 01:18:05,291 --> 01:18:08,171
- And you're in a bind because you've shown
- you're willing to fly out here
- 1619
- 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:10,040
- and rent an apartment to see your son.
- 1620
- 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:11,825
- - You told me to do that.
- - I know that.
- 1621
- 01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:15,166
- And I'm doing that because I want
- to see my kid, not to set a precedent.
- 1622
- 01:18:15,250 --> 01:18:17,830
- Yes, but unfortunately,
- you are setting a precedent.
- 1623
- 01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:20,245
- And a judge might look at it that way.
- 1624
- 01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:23,543
- What's the alternative? I stay in New York
- and never come out here?
- 1625
- 01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:25,625
- No, because then it would look
- to the court
- 1626
- 01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,578
- like you don't care about seeing your son.
- 1627
- 01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:30,826
- Court or no court? Stop saying "court"
- and then "never court."
- 1628
- 01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:33,666
- Well, the way this is going,
- we may have to go to court.
- 1629
- 01:18:34,291 --> 01:18:36,961
- - Are you aware of how maddening you sound?
- - I am.
- 1630
- 01:18:38,291 --> 01:18:40,081
- And I know it seems unfair.
- 1631
- 01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:45,131
- But imagine if you were...
- 1632
- 01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:49,076
- a poor mother whose husband abandons her,
- 1633
- 01:18:49,166 --> 01:18:50,916
- and then refuses to pay anything.
- 1634
- 01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:55,416
- That's what the system
- is trying to protect people from.
- 1635
- 01:18:57,666 --> 01:18:58,666
- Listen...
- 1636
- 01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:00,786
- if I were representing you...
- 1637
- 01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:02,035
- You are representing me.
- 1638
- 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:03,625
- Right, no, of course. No...
- 1639
- 01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:08,326
- I don't see a judge
- moving this child from California.
- 1640
- 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,206
- I think we try and settle today.
- 1641
- 01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:12,575
- Settle meaning what?
- 1642
- 01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,375
- She gets LA.
- 1643
- 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,826
- No, Bert, just...
- 1644
- 01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:17,875
- No.
- 1645
- 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:19,705
- I mean, we have to win this.
- 1646
- 01:19:20,083 --> 01:19:22,793
- Remember, the win
- is what's best for Henry.
- 1647
- 01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:25,315
- And if you guys go to court,
- he's going to get pulled into it.
- 1648
- 01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:28,415
- But if he stays here
- and I stay in New York, that's just...
- 1649
- 01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:29,791
- then I won't...
- 1650
- 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:32,541
- I'll never get to really be
- his parent again.
- 1651
- 01:19:32,625 --> 01:19:33,455
- It'll be different.
- 1652
- 01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:34,581
- It won't exist.
- 1653
- 01:19:35,041 --> 01:19:36,541
- So maybe you move here.
- 1654
- 01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:38,746
- You heard what Aamir said about space.
- 1655
- 01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:41,463
- Fuck the space, Bert! Fuck the space!
- 1656
- 01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:44,921
- I'll do whatever you want me to do,
- but this is my advice.
- 1657
- 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,040
- I've seen these things go on and on,
- 1658
- 01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:50,173
- and the burden of these battles
- is immeasurable.
- 1659
- 01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:54,290
- I had a client get colon cancer and die
- before he and his wife came to agreement.
- 1660
- 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:55,825
- What about filing in New York?
- 1661
- 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:56,996
- It's too late.
- 1662
- 01:19:57,333 --> 01:19:59,333
- And even if you did,
- I don't think it would matter.
- 1663
- 01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:01,215
- They're being reasonable financially,
- you know?
- 1664
- 01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:03,921
- You're... You're lucky they didn't ask
- for half your grant money.
- 1665
- 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,809
- She wouldn't do that. She knows
- I put all that money back in my theater.
- 1666
- 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:08,423
- If this continues, she might.
- 1667
- 01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:11,125
- The actors and crew
- all rely on that money.
- 1668
- 01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:13,168
- The court would never agree
- with this, right?
- 1669
- 01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:16,170
- Whether they do or not,
- it'll cost you half your grant money
- 1670
- 01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,670
- to go to court and prove it.
- 1671
- 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:21,753
- I feel like a criminal.
- 1672
- 01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:24,328
- But you didn't commit any crime.
- 1673
- 01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,746
- It doesn't feel that way.
- 1674
- 01:20:25,833 --> 01:20:28,083
- If we give on LA right now,
- 1675
- 01:20:28,333 --> 01:20:30,173
- and then try to make
- the best deal possible,
- 1676
- 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:32,290
- I think we can get her
- to give on other fronts.
- 1677
- 01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:34,285
- There are no other fronts!
- 1678
- 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:36,420
- This is the thing!
- 1679
- 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,206
- He needs to know that I fought for him!
- 1680
- 01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:40,291
- He'll know.
- 1681
- 01:20:54,791 --> 01:20:57,517
- I should never have
- let her come out here with Henry.
- 1682
- 01:20:57,541 --> 01:20:59,921
- If it wasn't LA and New York,
- it'd be something else.
- 1683
- 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,420
- You'd be fighting about a house,
- or a school district, or...
- 1684
- 01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:05,963
- You know what this is like?
- 1685
- 01:21:06,041 --> 01:21:10,041
- This is like that joke about the woman
- at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome.
- 1686
- 01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:11,995
- - Do you know this?
- - I don't.
- 1687
- 01:21:12,083 --> 01:21:14,003
- This woman is at her hairdresser
- and she says,
- 1688
- 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:15,463
- "I'm going to Rome on holiday."
- 1689
- 01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:18,041
- And he says, "Oh, really?
- What... what airline are you taking?"
- 1690
- 01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:19,535
- She says, "Alitalia."
- 1691
- 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:21,880
- He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy?
- 1692
- 01:21:21,958 --> 01:21:24,208
- That's the worst...
- That's terrible. Don't take that."
- 1693
- 01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:25,851
- He says, "Where are you going to stay?"
- 1694
- 01:21:25,916 --> 01:21:27,676
- She says, "I'm going to stay
- at the Hassler."
- 1695
- 01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:29,788
- "The Hassler? What, are you kidding?
- 1696
- 01:21:29,875 --> 01:21:32,785
- They're renovating the Hassler.
- You'll hear hammering all night long.
- 1697
- 01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:34,825
- You won't sleep.
- What are you going to see?"
- 1698
- 01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:37,326
- She says, "I think I'm going to try
- to go to the Vatican."
- 1699
- 01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:39,826
- "The Vatican?
- You'll be standing in line all day long.
- 1700
- 01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:41,351
- You'll never get to see anything..."
- 1701
- 01:21:41,375 --> 01:21:43,575
- I'm sorry, Bert,
- am I paying for this joke?
- 1702
- 01:21:45,791 --> 01:21:48,171
- Whatever happens here, it's temporary.
- 1703
- 01:21:48,916 --> 01:21:51,916
- He's growing up. He's going to have
- opinions on the subject.
- 1704
- 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:54,245
- Time is on your side, Charlie.
- 1705
- 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,170
- Maybe he'll do college on the East Coast.
- 1706
- 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:11,173
- I have most of my coins,
- like my quarters and dimes at Daddy's...
- 1707
- 01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:13,210
- - Right.
- - ...but I'm keeping my dollars
- 1708
- 01:22:13,291 --> 01:22:15,421
- and my one twenty at yours, okay?
- 1709
- 01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:20,075
- So, that is one twenty plus 50,
- what is that?
- 1710
- 01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:21,496
- Goddamn it.
- 1711
- 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,000
- What's "Goddamn it"?
- 1712
- 01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:24,963
- Did you guys lose power where you are?
- 1713
- 01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:27,171
- Dad? Did we lose power?
- 1714
- 01:22:27,666 --> 01:22:28,666
- No.
- 1715
- 01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:31,995
- There's rolling blackouts
- in the hills and now...
- 1716
- 01:22:32,583 --> 01:22:35,043
- Oh, damn it.
- Now the gate won't close.
- 1717
- 01:22:35,125 --> 01:22:36,625
- Her gate won't close.
- 1718
- 01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:43,166
- Mom!
- 1719
- 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,500
- Hey.
- 1720
- 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,267
- - Can we go see my room?
- - Yeah, of course.
- 1721
- 01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:51,011
- - You tried all the...
- - I tried everything.
- 1722
- 01:22:51,041 --> 01:22:52,751
- Sorry I made you come out.
- 1723
- 01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:53,673
- It's fine.
- 1724
- 01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:55,791
- - I just...
- - You don't want your gate open.
- 1725
- 01:22:55,958 --> 01:22:56,958
- Right.
- 1726
- 01:22:57,208 --> 01:23:00,668
- - There should be a panel or something...
- - Maybe this is something here.
- 1727
- 01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:04,213
- - It's a cute house.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1728
- 01:23:04,291 --> 01:23:06,001
- I mean, from what I can see.
- 1729
- 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:07,083
- Thanks.
- 1730
- 01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:11,995
- You're getting shaggy.
- 1731
- 01:23:12,083 --> 01:23:14,673
- Yeah, I have to find a hair cutter.
- 1732
- 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:17,380
- You want me to cut it?
- 1733
- 01:23:18,291 --> 01:23:19,291
- Okay.
- 1734
- 01:23:30,166 --> 01:23:31,206
- Close your eyes.
- 1735
- 01:23:36,291 --> 01:23:37,291
- He's out.
- 1736
- 01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,285
- Maybe he should stay here tonight.
- 1737
- 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:41,583
- It's my night.
- 1738
- 01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:13,285
- Hey, come on. We're going.
- Come on. Let's take a walk. Right?
- 1739
- 01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:14,695
- Yeah, we're going to take a walk.
- 1740
- 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:16,809
- - We're taking a walk.
- - Fine, all right. She's crazy.
- 1741
- 01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:18,213
- We're mostly finished.
- 1742
- 01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:21,383
- Bert and I hammered out
- 90 percent of the details,
- 1743
- 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:24,578
- and there's a couple minor things hanging,
- 1744
- 01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:25,786
- but it should be easy.
- 1745
- 01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:29,080
- And then the judge
- makes your divorce official.
- 1746
- 01:24:29,958 --> 01:24:31,038
- Oh. That's good.
- 1747
- 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:35,825
- - Fuck me.
- - What?
- 1748
- 01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:37,786
- Who's that?
- 1749
- 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:40,625
- Oh, Charlie shouldn't have done this.
- 1750
- 01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:42,288
- What do you mean? Where's Bert?
- 1751
- 01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:45,995
- This means that everything
- we've agreed upon now is off the table.
- 1752
- 01:24:46,416 --> 01:24:47,496
- We've got LA, right?
- 1753
- 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,633
- Not with Jay Marotta representing him.
- 1754
- 01:24:50,208 --> 01:24:51,668
- This is a street fight now.
- 1755
- 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:55,290
- And I'm going to have to ask for things
- that we wouldn't normally ask for.
- 1756
- 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:58,375
- This system rewards bad behavior.
- 1757
- 01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:01,003
- - Jay.
- - Hey.
- 1758
- 01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:02,083
- Hi.
- 1759
- 01:25:02,208 --> 01:25:04,418
- I saw Miriam at Madeo the other night.
- 1760
- 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,960
- - Yeah?
- - Looking very handsome.
- 1761
- 01:25:06,041 --> 01:25:09,041
- Oh, you know, you should come
- to our Stand Up To Cancer event.
- 1762
- 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:11,365
- - Uh, John Legend's going to play.
- - Oh, love him.
- 1763
- 01:25:11,416 --> 01:25:13,517
- Okay? It's going to be
- at the Beverly Hilton, I think.
- 1764
- 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:14,601
- - Great.
- - Okay?
- 1765
- 01:25:14,625 --> 01:25:16,385
- She said you're spending
- more time in Malibu.
- 1766
- 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:17,956
- - Oh, really?
- - Me too.
- 1767
- 01:25:18,041 --> 01:25:20,001
- I haven't seen her
- since that building was ICM.
- 1768
- 01:25:21,041 --> 01:25:22,251
- A little history...
- 1769
- 01:25:23,833 --> 01:25:26,083
- Ten years ago, Charlie takes a risk
- 1770
- 01:25:26,166 --> 01:25:30,786
- when he first hires Nicole as an actress
- in his play in New York City.
- 1771
- 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:34,040
- He's a well-regarded
- up-and-coming director
- 1772
- 01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:35,575
- of the avant-garde.
- 1773
- 01:25:35,875 --> 01:25:39,075
- And she's known
- as the girl in that college sex movie
- 1774
- 01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:41,166
- who takes her top off.
- 1775
- 01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:43,434
- - My client will not be slut-shamed...
- - Ten years on...
- 1776
- 01:25:43,458 --> 01:25:44,628
- ...for an artistic choice.
- 1777
- 01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:47,078
- ...and many prestigious
- theater roles later...
- 1778
- 01:25:47,583 --> 01:25:50,173
- she becomes an actress
- of great credibility.
- 1779
- 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,500
- And it's because of that credibility,
- 1780
- 01:25:52,791 --> 01:25:56,631
- that she's offered the lead role
- in a major television show.
- 1781
- 01:25:56,708 --> 01:26:00,128
- This new opportunity is thanks to Charlie.
- 1782
- 01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:04,168
- Your Honor, we shouldn't have to pay
- support money at this point.
- 1783
- 01:26:05,083 --> 01:26:08,833
- In fact, Charlie is entitled
- to half her TV money,
- 1784
- 01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:11,915
- present and future earnings of the show.
- 1785
- 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:18,540
- Charlie's just received
- the enormous sum of $650,000
- 1786
- 01:26:18,625 --> 01:26:20,075
- in the form of a MacArthur grant.
- 1787
- 01:26:20,166 --> 01:26:22,226
- - Of which he gets...
- - This is for the theater work...
- 1788
- 01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:24,920
- - ...he conducted during the marriage.
- - ...in 125,000 installments
- 1789
- 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,250
- ...over five years.
- 1790
- 01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:28,767
- - So by Jay's same logic, this is work...
- - He uses the money...
- 1791
- 01:26:28,791 --> 01:26:31,476
- - ...that Nicole contributed to.
- - to employ actors and crew members...
- 1792
- 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:34,059
- - One at a time, please.
- - ...and to pay debts that he's accumulated
- 1793
- 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,963
- with his theater company
- that stars his wife.
- 1794
- 01:26:39,791 --> 01:26:42,081
- - Bless you.
- - Not only did she turn down
- 1795
- 01:26:42,166 --> 01:26:44,126
- a lucrative and successful career
- in movies
- 1796
- 01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:46,498
- to perform in his little theater,
- 1797
- 01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:51,083
- but she actually supplied Charlie
- with a loan early on to help out.
- 1798
- 01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:53,666
- - Which he paid back.
- - She lent her name to the marquee,
- 1799
- 01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:56,017
- which was the principle reason
- people came to the theater.
- 1800
- 01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:57,791
- That may have been true ten years ago.
- 1801
- 01:26:57,875 --> 01:27:02,035
- And in turn,
- she helped establish Charlie's reputation.
- 1802
- 01:27:02,541 --> 01:27:04,081
- Now, over the next ten years,
- 1803
- 01:27:04,166 --> 01:27:07,246
- she was subsequently offered parts
- in movies, TV shows,
- 1804
- 01:27:07,375 --> 01:27:09,705
- most of which she turned down
- at Charlie's behest
- 1805
- 01:27:09,791 --> 01:27:12,461
- to be a mom and act in his plays.
- 1806
- 01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:17,041
- So, while we are willing to be flexible
- on support,
- 1807
- 01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:20,825
- we contend that half of Charlie's
- grant money be split between the parties.
- 1808
- 01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:23,376
- I don't see how you can claim
- that she gets half a grant
- 1809
- 01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:25,418
- dedicated to his genius.
- 1810
- 01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:27,059
- He became a genius during the marriage.
- 1811
- 01:27:27,083 --> 01:27:28,003
- Oh, come on, Nora.
- 1812
- 01:27:28,083 --> 01:27:30,833
- Charlie himself, upon hearing
- that he received the prize,
- 1813
- 01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:33,206
- told Nicole that it belonged to her too.
- 1814
- 01:27:33,583 --> 01:27:35,713
- That's what people say
- when they win awards.
- 1815
- 01:27:35,791 --> 01:27:38,751
- Mmm. No, he was implying what was true.
- 1816
- 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:42,918
- His genius was an intangible asset
- built during the marriage.
- 1817
- 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:46,040
- Nora, I like how you refer
- to Charlie's theater
- 1818
- 01:27:46,125 --> 01:27:48,705
- as a ramshackle downtown dump
- 1819
- 01:27:48,791 --> 01:27:50,291
- when you're arguing custody,
- 1820
- 01:27:50,375 --> 01:27:52,325
- but when you want more money,
- 1821
- 01:27:52,583 --> 01:27:55,083
- he's a big, rich, genius
- Broadway director.
- 1822
- 01:27:55,166 --> 01:27:56,456
- You can't have it both ways.
- 1823
- 01:27:56,541 --> 01:27:57,541
- Oh, really? Why not?
- 1824
- 01:27:58,041 --> 01:28:00,251
- And whether you think
- it's fair or not, Jay,
- 1825
- 01:28:00,958 --> 01:28:03,378
- the first monetary installment
- from the MacArthur grant
- 1826
- 01:28:03,458 --> 01:28:06,267
- was put into a joint marital account,
- and thus became communal property.
- 1827
- 01:28:06,291 --> 01:28:08,921
- Fuck. You shouldn't have put
- that money in a joint account.
- 1828
- 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:12,059
- There's not going to be anything left,
- anyway. I'm using it all to divorce her.
- 1829
- 01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:14,673
- Nora, I have to say
- that your account of this marriage
- 1830
- 01:28:14,750 --> 01:28:17,330
- takes place in an alternate reality.
- 1831
- 01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:23,376
- By suddenly moving to LA
- and insisting on an LA residence,
- 1832
- 01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:25,578
- Nicole is withholding Henry...
- 1833
- 01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:28,476
- - Counsel, please be seated.
- - ...alienating him from his father,
- 1834
- 01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:31,460
- which has turned Charlie's world
- upside down.
- 1835
- 01:28:31,541 --> 01:28:33,309
- - Counselor?
- - It amounts to an ambush.
- 1836
- 01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:35,503
- "Witholding," Jay? Really? "Alienating"?
- 1837
- 01:28:35,916 --> 01:28:37,206
- Well, those are fighting words,
- 1838
- 01:28:37,291 --> 01:28:40,331
- and it's simply false and does nothing
- to further this settlement.
- 1839
- 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:44,380
- Your recap of this situation
- is outrageous.
- 1840
- 01:28:44,458 --> 01:28:47,458
- And although California is,
- without doubt, a no-fault state,
- 1841
- 01:28:47,541 --> 01:28:50,711
- it bears mentioning
- in the accurate recap of this situation
- 1842
- 01:28:50,791 --> 01:28:52,711
- that Charlie had had extramarital affairs.
- 1843
- 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:55,381
- - An extramarital affair.
- - Do you really want me to go there?
- 1844
- 01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:57,418
- - Yeah, let's go there.
- - Okay.
- 1845
- 01:28:57,583 --> 01:29:00,583
- Nicole has admitted
- to hacking Charlie's computer
- 1846
- 01:29:00,666 --> 01:29:02,076
- and reading his emails,
- 1847
- 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:04,576
- which, if proven, is a felony.
- 1848
- 01:29:04,916 --> 01:29:06,706
- And, Nora,
- I don't think you'd be too happy
- 1849
- 01:29:06,791 --> 01:29:10,171
- if I ask Nicole about her alcohol
- consumption in the evenings.
- 1850
- 01:29:10,250 --> 01:29:11,080
- What?
- 1851
- 01:29:11,166 --> 01:29:13,746
- She confided in Charlie
- one night recently,
- 1852
- 01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:16,213
- having just carried Henry to bed,
- 1853
- 01:29:16,291 --> 01:29:20,631
- that she was having trouble standing
- while walking down the staircase.
- 1854
- 01:29:21,291 --> 01:29:24,251
- And from what I understand,
- this is not an isolated event.
- 1855
- 01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:26,503
- So you let me know, Nora,
- 1856
- 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,923
- - and we will go there as needed.
- - Charlie?
- 1857
- 01:29:29,958 --> 01:29:30,958
- Can I ask you,
- 1858
- 01:29:31,041 --> 01:29:33,041
- how do you expect
- to have more time with Henry
- 1859
- 01:29:33,125 --> 01:29:35,575
- when you don't exercise the time
- you already have,
- 1860
- 01:29:35,666 --> 01:29:37,956
- and exercise it responsibly?
- 1861
- 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:41,210
- On a recent visit to Los Angeles,
- 1862
- 01:29:41,291 --> 01:29:43,921
- after failing to call, text,
- 1863
- 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,210
- communicate in any way, shape, or form,
- 1864
- 01:29:46,458 --> 01:29:47,978
- Charlie finally arrived two hours late
- 1865
- 01:29:48,041 --> 01:29:49,961
- to pick up Henry
- at Nicole's mother's house.
- 1866
- 01:29:50,041 --> 01:29:51,961
- At that point, the car seat,
- 1867
- 01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:55,791
- which he had assured Nicole
- had been professionally installed,
- 1868
- 01:29:55,875 --> 01:29:57,285
- was clearly not even belted in.
- 1869
- 01:29:57,375 --> 01:30:00,309
- - It was just sitting in the back seat.
- - You have to buckle in the car seat.
- 1870
- 01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:01,213
- - It's the law.
- - I know.
- 1871
- 01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:03,892
- - I thought the rental place did it.
- - They can't. It's a liability.
- 1872
- 01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:06,017
- I know that now.
- Once we discovered that, we fixed it.
- 1873
- 01:30:06,041 --> 01:30:07,041
- Counsel?
- 1874
- 01:30:07,958 --> 01:30:09,498
- You can see my courtroom is full
- 1875
- 01:30:09,583 --> 01:30:13,133
- and there are people who don't have
- the resources your clients have,
- 1876
- 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:16,751
- and I'm fairly certain
- you haven't exhausted, in good faith,
- 1877
- 01:30:16,833 --> 01:30:19,133
- the arguments in the case of this child.
- 1878
- 01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,748
- In the meantime,
- we'll keep the status quo.
- 1879
- 01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:25,423
- This remains an LA family
- for the time being.
- 1880
- 01:30:25,708 --> 01:30:27,998
- I took over this department recently,
- 1881
- 01:30:28,583 --> 01:30:31,213
- and I'm still becoming acquainted
- with the cases.
- 1882
- 01:30:31,291 --> 01:30:35,291
- So, I'm going to appoint
- an expert evaluator
- 1883
- 01:30:35,750 --> 01:30:38,710
- who knows much more about young children
- than I do.
- 1884
- 01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:41,495
- Once the evaluation is done,
- 1885
- 01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:44,458
- we'll modify the orders where necessary.
- 1886
- 01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:50,581
- Hey.
- 1887
- 01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:52,380
- Hey, where's Henry?
- 1888
- 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,130
- He's with Cassie and her kids
- at laser tag.
- 1889
- 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,370
- You want something to drink?
- 1890
- 01:30:57,416 --> 01:31:01,076
- I have unfiltered tap water, beer,
- and some juice boxes.
- 1891
- 01:31:01,416 --> 01:31:02,536
- I'll take a juice box.
- 1892
- 01:31:08,708 --> 01:31:10,708
- You don't have anything on the walls?
- 1893
- 01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:13,911
- I don't have anything to put on them
- except Henry's art, which is being framed.
- 1894
- 01:31:13,958 --> 01:31:17,708
- I can give you some stuff,
- you know, until you get some things.
- 1895
- 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:21,460
- How about that great picture of Henry
- on the Staten Island Ferry?
- 1896
- 01:31:21,625 --> 01:31:22,785
- Aren't you in that one?
- 1897
- 01:31:24,291 --> 01:31:25,631
- I guess I... You could...
- 1898
- 01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:27,309
- - cut me out.
- - I have to leave a day early
- 1899
- 01:31:27,333 --> 01:31:28,543
- to New York on the 22nd.
- 1900
- 01:31:28,625 --> 01:31:30,705
- So I was wondering
- if I could take Henry that Friday.
- 1901
- 01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:33,830
- Uh, the 22nd. So, that's the 21st?
- 1902
- 01:31:34,416 --> 01:31:36,326
- Mmm, we have plans, actually.
- 1903
- 01:31:36,416 --> 01:31:39,456
- We're going to, um, some thing at LACMA
- with the cousins.
- 1904
- 01:31:40,041 --> 01:31:42,131
- But could you change it
- so I could take him?
- 1905
- 01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:43,878
- Mmm. It's just one night.
- 1906
- 01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:45,498
- - He's looking forward to it.
- - Really?
- 1907
- 01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:48,330
- It's my night, Charlie, we negotiated it.
- 1908
- 01:31:48,625 --> 01:31:49,625
- Okay, fine.
- 1909
- 01:31:50,708 --> 01:31:51,708
- But what?
- 1910
- 01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:53,710
- No, I'm just asking you to be flexible.
- 1911
- 01:31:53,791 --> 01:31:56,631
- I am flexible. You come in and out
- and I adjust based on your schedule.
- 1912
- 01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:59,868
- - This one night we have tickets to...
- - It's not only this one night, but fine.
- 1913
- 01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,325
- - Henry's teacher wants to meet with us.
- - You mean his LA teacher?
- 1914
- 01:32:03,416 --> 01:32:06,376
- Can you, uh, answer the email
- so we could set a time?
- 1915
- 01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,210
- Yeah, I've been distracted.
- 1916
- 01:32:09,333 --> 01:32:10,463
- I understand.
- 1917
- 01:32:10,875 --> 01:32:13,475
- They just want to rule out everything,
- you know, with his reading.
- 1918
- 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,500
- I just think
- he's a little over-anxious.
- 1919
- 01:32:15,583 --> 01:32:17,003
- I think he wants it too much.
- 1920
- 01:32:17,083 --> 01:32:19,003
- They said he's off the charts in math.
- 1921
- 01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:21,476
- He quits too easily
- when things aren't easy for him.
- 1922
- 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,170
- You know, he's like us, he's stubborn.
- 1923
- 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:27,250
- He's still a lousy Monopoly player
- because he tries to save all his money.
- 1924
- 01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:33,708
- So...
- 1925
- 01:32:34,833 --> 01:32:37,463
- - I thought we should talk.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1926
- 01:32:37,541 --> 01:32:39,581
- I feel like maybe things
- have gone too far.
- 1927
- 01:32:39,625 --> 01:32:40,455
- Uh-huh.
- 1928
- 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:43,791
- I mean, my mom's taking out a loan
- against the house to help me pay Nora.
- 1929
- 01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:45,165
- I thought I paid Nora.
- 1930
- 01:32:45,250 --> 01:32:46,960
- You pay 30 percent of Nora.
- 1931
- 01:32:47,041 --> 01:32:49,541
- Well, I'm going broke too,
- if that's any help.
- 1932
- 01:32:49,791 --> 01:32:51,791
- I've just agreed to direct
- two shitty plays,
- 1933
- 01:32:51,875 --> 01:32:54,235
- and we can forget putting anything away
- for Henry's college.
- 1934
- 01:32:54,750 --> 01:32:58,040
- It's just that up until now, we've been
- able to keep Henry somewhat removed,
- 1935
- 01:32:58,125 --> 01:32:59,455
- and this will change that.
- 1936
- 01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:00,625
- Mm-hmm.
- 1937
- 01:33:00,916 --> 01:33:01,916
- We have to protect him.
- 1938
- 01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:02,830
- I agree.
- 1939
- 01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:06,166
- Nora says that the evaluator
- will come into our homes,
- 1940
- 01:33:06,458 --> 01:33:08,958
- they're going to interview Henry
- in addition to us,
- 1941
- 01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:12,131
- our friends, family, enemies,
- 1942
- 01:33:12,208 --> 01:33:15,498
- and then they'll observe us with him,
- how we are as parents.
- 1943
- 01:33:15,583 --> 01:33:17,173
- - Sounds awful.
- - I know.
- 1944
- 01:33:17,583 --> 01:33:21,423
- I feel like if anybody observed me on any
- given day as a mom, I'd never get custody.
- 1945
- 01:33:23,583 --> 01:33:24,583
- That was a joke.
- 1946
- 01:33:25,041 --> 01:33:27,291
- - I know. I feel the same way.
- - Right.
- 1947
- 01:33:27,375 --> 01:33:28,375
- So...
- 1948
- 01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,916
- Maybe we can figure
- something out between us.
- 1949
- 01:33:32,375 --> 01:33:34,455
- You remember I said this to you
- at the beginning?
- 1950
- 01:33:34,541 --> 01:33:36,831
- I know you did,
- but these are different circumstances.
- 1951
- 01:33:36,916 --> 01:33:38,746
- I was anticipating these circumstances.
- 1952
- 01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:41,543
- Anyway, shall we try this?
- 1953
- 01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:42,625
- Okay.
- 1954
- 01:33:57,125 --> 01:33:58,165
- I don't know how to start.
- 1955
- 01:34:00,666 --> 01:34:03,036
- Do you understand
- why I want to stay in LA?
- 1956
- 01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:03,955
- No.
- 1957
- 01:34:04,041 --> 01:34:05,421
- Well... That's not...
- 1958
- 01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:08,080
- Charlie, that's not a useful way
- for us to start.
- 1959
- 01:34:08,166 --> 01:34:09,286
- I don't understand it.
- 1960
- 01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:13,998
- You don't remember promising
- that we could do time here?
- 1961
- 01:34:14,083 --> 01:34:15,083
- We discussed things.
- 1962
- 01:34:15,541 --> 01:34:17,001
- We were married, we said things.
- 1963
- 01:34:17,083 --> 01:34:18,753
- We talked about moving to Europe.
- 1964
- 01:34:18,833 --> 01:34:20,043
- About getting a...
- 1965
- 01:34:21,125 --> 01:34:23,245
- sideboard, or what do you call it?
- 1966
- 01:34:23,333 --> 01:34:25,963
- A credenza, to fill the empty space
- behind the couch.
- 1967
- 01:34:26,041 --> 01:34:27,171
- We never did any of it.
- 1968
- 01:34:27,250 --> 01:34:28,960
- You turned down the residency
- at the Geffen
- 1969
- 01:34:29,041 --> 01:34:31,211
- that would've brought us here
- for a... a year.
- 1970
- 01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:32,541
- It wasn't something I wanted.
- 1971
- 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:35,455
- We had a great theater company
- and a great life where we were.
- 1972
- 01:34:35,541 --> 01:34:38,081
- - You call that a great life?
- - You know what I mean.
- 1973
- 01:34:38,166 --> 01:34:40,876
- I don't mean we had a great marriage.
- I mean, life in Brooklyn.
- 1974
- 01:34:41,750 --> 01:34:42,750
- Professionally.
- 1975
- 01:34:43,166 --> 01:34:45,706
- I don't know. Honestly, I never considered
- anything different.
- 1976
- 01:34:45,791 --> 01:34:47,421
- Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
- 1977
- 01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:50,580
- I mean, I was your wife.
- You should've considered my happiness too.
- 1978
- 01:34:50,666 --> 01:34:54,286
- Come on, you were happy.
- You've just decided you weren't now.
- 1979
- 01:34:55,583 --> 01:34:57,883
- Okay. Okay.
- 1980
- 01:34:57,958 --> 01:34:59,038
- Let's...
- 1981
- 01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:02,250
- M-My work is here now, my family is here.
- 1982
- 01:35:02,333 --> 01:35:05,226
- And I agreed to put Henry in school here
- because your show went to series.
- 1983
- 01:35:05,250 --> 01:35:08,351
- I did that knowing that when you were done
- shooting, he'd come back to New York.
- 1984
- 01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:09,415
- Honey, we never said that.
- 1985
- 01:35:09,458 --> 01:35:12,142
- That may have been your assumption,
- but we never expressly said that.
- 1986
- 01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:14,746
- - We did say it.
- - When did we say it?
- 1987
- 01:35:14,833 --> 01:35:16,713
- I don't know when we said it,
- but we said it.
- 1988
- 01:35:16,791 --> 01:35:18,684
- - I thought...
- - We said it that time on the phone!
- 1989
- 01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:20,248
- Honey, let me finish. Sorry.
- 1990
- 01:35:20,333 --> 01:35:21,633
- I keep saying that.
- 1991
- 01:35:21,708 --> 01:35:24,578
- I thought that if Henry was happy here,
- 1992
- 01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:27,496
- and my show continued,
- that we might do LA for a while.
- 1993
- 01:35:27,583 --> 01:35:29,793
- I was not privy to that thought process.
- 1994
- 01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:31,595
- The only reason
- we didn't live here
- 1995
- 01:35:31,625 --> 01:35:33,285
- is because you can't imagine desires
- 1996
- 01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:35,825
- other than your own,
- unless they're forced on you.
- 1997
- 01:35:35,916 --> 01:35:38,836
- Okay, you wish you hadn't married me,
- you wish you'd had a different life,
- 1998
- 01:35:38,916 --> 01:35:40,246
- but this is what happened.
- 1999
- 01:35:41,416 --> 01:35:42,876
- - So, what do we do?
- - I don't know.
- 2000
- 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,920
- Nora says
- there's no coming back from this.
- 2001
- 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,540
- Fuck Nora! I hate fucking Nora
- telling me I always lived in LA
- 2002
- 01:35:50,625 --> 01:35:52,325
- even though I never lived in LA.
- 2003
- 01:35:53,291 --> 01:35:55,251
- How could you have her
- say those things about me?
- 2004
- 01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:57,003
- Jay said them about me too.
- 2005
- 01:35:57,541 --> 01:35:58,961
- You shouldn't have fired Bert.
- 2006
- 01:35:59,041 --> 01:36:00,251
- I needed my own asshole.
- 2007
- 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:05,920
- Let's just both agree both of our lawyers
- said shitty stuff about both of us.
- 2008
- 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,130
- Nora was worse.
- 2009
- 01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:08,790
- Jay called me an alcoholic.
- 2010
- 01:36:08,875 --> 01:36:11,684
- You pulled the rug out from under me
- and you're putting me through hell.
- 2011
- 01:36:11,708 --> 01:36:13,428
- You put me through hell
- during our marriage.
- 2012
- 01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:14,780
- Oh, is that what that was, hell?
- 2013
- 01:36:14,833 --> 01:36:17,226
- And now you're going to put Henry
- through this horrible thing
- 2014
- 01:36:17,250 --> 01:36:19,726
- - so you can yet again get what you want!
- - It's not what I want.
- 2015
- 01:36:19,750 --> 01:36:22,000
- I mean, it's what I want,
- but it's what was...
- 2016
- 01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:23,375
- was...
- 2017
- 01:36:23,708 --> 01:36:24,878
- what's best for him.
- 2018
- 01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:28,418
- Oh, well, I was wondering when you'd
- get around to Henry and what he wants.
- 2019
- 01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:29,420
- Fuck off!
- 2020
- 01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:32,920
- No, you fuck off!
- If you'd listen to your son, or anyone,
- 2021
- 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,800
- then he'd tell you
- that he'd rather live here!
- 2022
- 01:36:34,833 --> 01:36:36,673
- Stop putting your feelings about me
- onto Henry.
- 2023
- 01:36:36,708 --> 01:36:38,208
- He tells me he likes it better here.
- 2024
- 01:36:38,291 --> 01:36:40,517
- He tells you because he knows
- it's what you want to hear!
- 2025
- 01:36:40,541 --> 01:36:43,267
- He tells me you're on the phone all
- the time. You don't play with him.
- 2026
- 01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:46,476
- Because I'm going through a divorce in LA
- and trying to direct a play in New York!
- 2027
- 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:49,540
- Which closed because I wasn't there.
- It was a huge opportunity for me...
- 2028
- 01:36:49,625 --> 01:36:51,585
- You're fighting for something
- you don't even want!
- 2029
- 01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:53,059
- And I let everyone down.
- 2030
- 01:36:53,083 --> 01:36:55,133
- You're being so much like your father.
- 2031
- 01:36:55,625 --> 01:36:57,035
- Do not compare me to my father!
- 2032
- 01:36:57,125 --> 01:36:59,535
- I didn't compare you to him.
- I said you were acting like him.
- 2033
- 01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:00,905
- You're exactly like your mother.
- 2034
- 01:37:00,958 --> 01:37:04,142
- Everything you were complaining about her,
- you're doing. You're suffocating Henry.
- 2035
- 01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:06,876
- First of all, I love my mother.
- She was a wonderful mother.
- 2036
- 01:37:06,958 --> 01:37:09,351
- - I'm just repeating what you told me.
- - Secondly, how dare you
- 2037
- 01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:11,205
- compare my mothering to my mother!
- 2038
- 01:37:11,291 --> 01:37:14,251
- I may be like my father,
- but I am not like my mother!
- 2039
- 01:37:14,333 --> 01:37:15,333
- You are!
- 2040
- 01:37:15,416 --> 01:37:16,956
- And you're like my father!
- 2041
- 01:37:17,041 --> 01:37:18,461
- You're also like my mother!
- 2042
- 01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,751
- You're all the bad things
- about all of these people!
- 2043
- 01:37:21,250 --> 01:37:22,330
- But mostly your mother.
- 2044
- 01:37:22,416 --> 01:37:23,776
- When we would lie in bed together,
- 2045
- 01:37:23,833 --> 01:37:26,673
- sometimes I would look at you and see her
- and just feel so gross!
- 2046
- 01:37:26,750 --> 01:37:29,460
- - I felt repulsed when you touched me!
- - You're a slob.
- 2047
- 01:37:29,541 --> 01:37:31,221
- I made all the beds,
- closed all cabinets...
- 2048
- 01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:34,540
- The thought of having sex with you
- makes me want to peel my skin off.
- 2049
- 01:37:34,625 --> 01:37:36,955
- You'll never be happy, in LA or anywhere.
- 2050
- 01:37:37,041 --> 01:37:39,541
- You'll think you found
- some better opposite guy than me,
- 2051
- 01:37:39,625 --> 01:37:41,995
- and in a few years,
- you'll rebel against him
- 2052
- 01:37:42,083 --> 01:37:45,213
- because you need to have your voice,
- but you don't want a voice.
- 2053
- 01:37:45,291 --> 01:37:47,611
- You just want to fucking complain
- about not having a voice!
- 2054
- 01:37:47,666 --> 01:37:50,916
- I think about being married to you,
- and that woman is a stranger to me.
- 2055
- 01:37:51,458 --> 01:37:53,918
- - I mean, we had a child's marriage.
- - You've regressed.
- 2056
- 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,630
- You've gone back to your life
- before you met me, it's pathetic.
- 2057
- 01:37:56,708 --> 01:38:00,578
- People used to tell me that you were
- too selfish to be a great artist.
- 2058
- 01:38:00,666 --> 01:38:02,376
- And I used to defend you.
- 2059
- 01:38:02,458 --> 01:38:03,828
- They were absolutely right.
- 2060
- 01:38:03,916 --> 01:38:06,626
- All your best acting is behind you.
- You're back to being a hack!
- 2061
- 01:38:06,708 --> 01:38:09,878
- You gaslighted me!
- You're a fucking villain!
- 2062
- 01:38:09,958 --> 01:38:13,418
- You want to present yourself as a victim
- because it's a good legal strategy?
- 2063
- 01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:16,580
- Fine, but you and I both know
- you chose this life!
- 2064
- 01:38:17,125 --> 01:38:18,995
- You wanted it until you didn't!
- 2065
- 01:38:20,041 --> 01:38:22,291
- You used me so you could get out of LA.
- 2066
- 01:38:22,375 --> 01:38:23,415
- I didn't use you.
- 2067
- 01:38:23,500 --> 01:38:25,830
- You did, and then you blamed me for it!
- 2068
- 01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:28,420
- You always made me aware
- of what I was doing wrong,
- 2069
- 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:29,790
- how I was falling short!
- 2070
- 01:38:29,875 --> 01:38:31,575
- Life with you was joyless!
- 2071
- 01:38:31,666 --> 01:38:34,206
- What, so then you had to go
- and fuck someone else?
- 2072
- 01:38:34,291 --> 01:38:35,931
- You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her!
- 2073
- 01:38:35,958 --> 01:38:37,838
- You should be upset
- that I had a laugh with her!
- 2074
- 01:38:37,916 --> 01:38:38,746
- Do you love her?
- 2075
- 01:38:38,833 --> 01:38:40,083
- No.
- 2076
- 01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:42,626
- But she didn't hate me. You hated me.
- 2077
- 01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:43,788
- You hated me.
- 2078
- 01:38:43,875 --> 01:38:45,575
- You fucked somebody we worked with.
- 2079
- 01:38:45,666 --> 01:38:48,166
- You stopped having sex with me
- in the last year.
- 2080
- 01:38:48,250 --> 01:38:49,750
- I never cheated on you.
- 2081
- 01:38:49,833 --> 01:38:50,923
- That was cheating on me!
- 2082
- 01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:52,960
- But there was so much I could have done.
- 2083
- 01:38:53,041 --> 01:38:55,671
- I was a director in my twenties
- who came from nothing
- 2084
- 01:38:55,750 --> 01:38:58,920
- and was suddenly on the cover
- of fucking Time Out New York!
- 2085
- 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,960
- I was hot shit and I wanted
- to fuck everybody and I didn't.
- 2086
- 01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:04,291
- And I loved you
- and I didn't want to lose you.
- 2087
- 01:39:04,375 --> 01:39:07,205
- But I'm in my twenties,
- and I didn't want to lose that too,
- 2088
- 01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,831
- and I kinda did!
- 2089
- 01:39:09,291 --> 01:39:11,671
- And you wanted so much so fast.
- 2090
- 01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:13,460
- I didn't even want to get married.
- 2091
- 01:39:13,541 --> 01:39:15,131
- And fuck it!
- 2092
- 01:39:15,458 --> 01:39:17,168
- There's so much I didn't do.
- 2093
- 01:39:17,250 --> 01:39:19,920
- - Thanks for that!
- - You're welcome!
- 2094
- 01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:23,170
- I can't believe
- I have to know you forever!
- 2095
- 01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:25,330
- You're fucking insane!
- 2096
- 01:39:26,125 --> 01:39:28,325
- And you're fucking winning!
- 2097
- 01:39:28,958 --> 01:39:30,538
- Are you kidding me?
- 2098
- 01:39:30,916 --> 01:39:32,746
- I wanted to be married.
- 2099
- 01:39:33,291 --> 01:39:34,631
- I'd already lost!
- 2100
- 01:39:35,083 --> 01:39:37,423
- You didn't love me as much as I loved you!
- 2101
- 01:39:39,291 --> 01:39:40,961
- What does that have to do with LA?
- 2102
- 01:39:43,291 --> 01:39:44,131
- What?
- 2103
- 01:39:44,208 --> 01:39:47,628
- You're so merged
- with your own selfishness,
- 2104
- 01:39:47,708 --> 01:39:50,828
- you don't even identify it
- as selfishness anymore!
- 2105
- 01:39:51,208 --> 01:39:53,458
- You're such a dick!
- 2106
- 01:39:53,541 --> 01:39:56,171
- Every day I wake up
- and I hope you're dead!
- 2107
- 01:39:56,250 --> 01:39:59,290
- Dead, like if I could guarantee
- Henry would be okay,
- 2108
- 01:39:59,375 --> 01:40:03,205
- I'd hope you'd get an illness,
- and then get hit by a car and die!
- 2109
- 01:40:22,958 --> 01:40:24,998
- Oh, God!
- 2110
- 01:40:34,958 --> 01:40:35,958
- I'm sorry.
- 2111
- 01:40:37,708 --> 01:40:38,708
- Me too.
- 2112
- 01:41:04,583 --> 01:41:06,883
- Okay. No, we can make this nice.
- 2113
- 01:41:07,250 --> 01:41:10,630
- Um, I would take the smaller plants
- and put them by the window.
- 2114
- 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:13,923
- And, uh, do you have things
- we can put on the walls?
- 2115
- 01:41:33,541 --> 01:41:35,631
- All right, that's it.
- Thank you very much.
- 2116
- 01:41:35,708 --> 01:41:38,078
- We miss you,
- and it looks great, really.
- 2117
- 01:41:38,166 --> 01:41:39,851
- - Let us know how it goes, okay?
- - All right.
- 2118
- 01:41:39,875 --> 01:41:41,955
- I'll see you guys on, uh... on Monday.
- 2119
- 01:41:42,291 --> 01:41:44,921
- - Love you.
- - All right, love you too. Bye.
- 2120
- 01:42:09,375 --> 01:42:11,285
- Why do we have so many plants
- all of a sudden?
- 2121
- 01:42:11,375 --> 01:42:14,059
- We'll have to return some of this stuff,
- so don't get too used to it.
- 2122
- 01:42:14,083 --> 01:42:16,043
- I find plants kind of scary.
- 2123
- 01:42:16,375 --> 01:42:17,745
- These plants are good guys.
- 2124
- 01:42:18,750 --> 01:42:20,330
- Hey, come here.
- 2125
- 01:42:22,916 --> 01:42:23,916
- Yeah?
- 2126
- 01:42:25,583 --> 01:42:28,753
- Tomorrow, this woman is going to come
- and visit us...
- 2127
- 01:42:29,750 --> 01:42:32,290
- and be with us while we eat dinner.
- 2128
- 01:42:32,375 --> 01:42:34,285
- - Is it your girlfriend?
- - No, no.
- 2129
- 01:42:34,708 --> 01:42:37,418
- - Is it Mommy's boyfriend?
- - No. Why? Does Mommy have a boyfriend?
- 2130
- 01:42:37,500 --> 01:42:39,580
- I don't know. Does she?
- 2131
- 01:42:39,666 --> 01:42:42,076
- - I don't know.
- - I don't know.
- 2132
- 01:42:43,500 --> 01:42:45,130
- Why is someone watching us eat dinner?
- 2133
- 01:42:45,208 --> 01:42:46,578
- I know, it's weird.
- 2134
- 01:42:47,375 --> 01:42:49,075
- It's just something we have to do.
- 2135
- 01:42:49,500 --> 01:42:51,000
- Which has to do with...
- 2136
- 01:42:51,541 --> 01:42:53,791
- Mommy and me figuring out everything...
- 2137
- 01:42:54,750 --> 01:42:56,080
- and how we're going to be.
- 2138
- 01:42:57,041 --> 01:42:58,041
- Um...
- 2139
- 01:42:58,791 --> 01:42:59,791
- You know?
- 2140
- 01:43:00,958 --> 01:43:02,128
- Will you read to me?
- 2141
- 01:43:03,291 --> 01:43:04,461
- Sure. Grab your book.
- 2142
- 01:43:05,625 --> 01:43:07,455
- Do you use drugs or alcohol?
- 2143
- 01:43:07,875 --> 01:43:08,875
- I drink alcohol.
- 2144
- 01:43:09,500 --> 01:43:11,250
- How much alcohol do you drink?
- 2145
- 01:43:12,666 --> 01:43:13,666
- Hmm...
- 2146
- 01:43:13,708 --> 01:43:15,828
- I don't know, a glass of wine with dinner.
- 2147
- 01:43:16,083 --> 01:43:18,043
- - Sometimes more.
- - How much more?
- 2148
- 01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:21,630
- It's... Sometimes a...
- 2149
- 01:43:21,958 --> 01:43:23,038
- a few...
- 2150
- 01:43:23,791 --> 01:43:27,211
- I... sometimes split a bottle of wine
- with someone.
- 2151
- 01:43:27,291 --> 01:43:29,351
- - Okay, who do you split it with?
- - I mean...
- 2152
- 01:43:29,375 --> 01:43:32,955
- if I'm having dinner with someone
- and we order a bottle of wine.
- 2153
- 01:43:33,041 --> 01:43:35,331
- - Okay.
- - You know, like at a restaurant.
- 2154
- 01:43:35,416 --> 01:43:39,246
- When you say, "Do you want to go
- by the glass or do we get a bottle?"
- 2155
- 01:43:40,166 --> 01:43:42,876
- - You get a bottle?
- - Well, sometimes.
- 2156
- 01:43:44,333 --> 01:43:46,543
- I mean, sometimes I go by the glass.
- 2157
- 01:43:47,250 --> 01:43:48,380
- You know, it depends.
- 2158
- 01:43:52,875 --> 01:43:56,035
- Did you mean drugs ever?
- I have done drugs.
- 2159
- 01:43:57,375 --> 01:43:58,375
- In college.
- 2160
- 01:43:59,375 --> 01:44:02,205
- - Anything since you've been...
- - I... I don't do it regularly.
- 2161
- 01:44:02,291 --> 01:44:04,011
- Anything since you've been
- a mother?
- 2162
- 01:44:06,375 --> 01:44:07,665
- Pot a few times.
- 2163
- 01:44:08,708 --> 01:44:11,628
- Coke once at a party.
- I mean, Henry wasn't with me.
- 2164
- 01:44:14,208 --> 01:44:17,168
- What would you say
- are your strengths as a parent?
- 2165
- 01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:20,458
- Uh...
- 2166
- 01:44:25,291 --> 01:44:26,291
- I listen.
- 2167
- 01:44:27,583 --> 01:44:28,583
- I play.
- 2168
- 01:44:30,958 --> 01:44:33,538
- I-I put in the time. I...
- 2169
- 01:44:34,250 --> 01:44:35,250
- love...
- 2170
- 01:44:36,166 --> 01:44:37,746
- taking care of him...
- 2171
- 01:44:38,500 --> 01:44:40,080
- watching him grow.
- 2172
- 01:44:42,166 --> 01:44:43,166
- And sometimes...
- 2173
- 01:44:43,708 --> 01:44:47,458
- what they say about "it goes so fast"
- is true, but...
- 2174
- 01:44:48,916 --> 01:44:49,956
- sometimes it's not.
- 2175
- 01:44:50,458 --> 01:44:53,128
- Sometimes it goes too slow, honestly.
- 2176
- 01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:56,170
- What are your weaknesses?
- 2177
- 01:44:59,083 --> 01:45:01,753
- I'm too precise. I care too much.
- 2178
- 01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:04,420
- Are those weaknesses?
- 2179
- 01:45:06,458 --> 01:45:07,458
- Maybe not.
- 2180
- 01:45:10,583 --> 01:45:13,213
- You know, he can be an asshole and...
- 2181
- 01:45:13,958 --> 01:45:16,601
- I can get really pissed off,
- and I'll call him on being an asshole...
- 2182
- 01:45:16,625 --> 01:45:18,025
- I'm going to stop you there.
- 2183
- 01:45:18,458 --> 01:45:20,578
- When you do this for real,
- don't ever say that.
- 2184
- 01:45:20,666 --> 01:45:22,826
- People don't accept mothers
- who drink too much wine
- 2185
- 01:45:22,916 --> 01:45:24,916
- and yell at their child
- and call him an asshole.
- 2186
- 01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:26,500
- I get it. I do it too.
- 2187
- 01:45:27,208 --> 01:45:29,288
- We can accept an imperfect dad.
- 2188
- 01:45:29,375 --> 01:45:33,665
- Let's face it, the idea of a good father
- was only invented like 30 years ago.
- 2189
- 01:45:34,208 --> 01:45:37,208
- Before that,
- fathers were expected to be silent
- 2190
- 01:45:37,291 --> 01:45:41,001
- and absent and unreliable and selfish,
- 2191
- 01:45:41,125 --> 01:45:43,325
- and can all say
- we want them to be different.
- 2192
- 01:45:43,708 --> 01:45:46,788
- But on some basic level,
- we accept them.
- 2193
- 01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:49,133
- We love them for their fallibilities,
- 2194
- 01:45:49,208 --> 01:45:53,038
- but people absolutely don't accept
- those same failings in mothers.
- 2195
- 01:45:53,125 --> 01:45:56,165
- We don't accept it structurally
- and we don't accept it spiritually.
- 2196
- 01:45:56,250 --> 01:45:59,920
- Because the basis
- of our Judeo-Christian whatever
- 2197
- 01:46:00,000 --> 01:46:03,460
- is Mary, Mother of Jesus,
- and she's perfect.
- 2198
- 01:46:03,708 --> 01:46:06,458
- She's a virgin who gives birth,
- 2199
- 01:46:06,916 --> 01:46:11,456
- unwaveringly supports her child
- and holds his dead body when he's gone.
- 2200
- 01:46:12,041 --> 01:46:14,751
- And the dad isn't there.
- He didn't even do the fucking.
- 2201
- 01:46:15,083 --> 01:46:16,213
- God is in heaven.
- 2202
- 01:46:17,208 --> 01:46:21,248
- God is the father
- and God didn't show up.
- 2203
- 01:46:21,541 --> 01:46:25,501
- So, you have to be perfect, and Charlie
- can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter.
- 2204
- 01:46:26,625 --> 01:46:29,915
- You will always be held
- to a different, higher standard.
- 2205
- 01:46:30,333 --> 01:46:33,503
- And it's fucked up,
- but that's the way it is.
- 2206
- 01:46:42,791 --> 01:46:44,881
- Ooh! Whoosh!
- 2207
- 01:46:45,208 --> 01:46:46,208
- Oh.
- 2208
- 01:47:00,458 --> 01:47:03,958
- Oh. I think I rang the wrong bell.
- Nancy Katz.
- 2209
- 01:47:04,041 --> 01:47:05,331
- Hi, I'm Charlie Barber.
- 2210
- 01:47:05,958 --> 01:47:07,628
- Henry's just playing in his room.
- 2211
- 01:47:09,125 --> 01:47:10,495
- Nancy, can I get you anything?
- 2212
- 01:47:10,583 --> 01:47:13,583
- Um, I'm easy. A glass of water?
- 2213
- 01:47:22,375 --> 01:47:24,075
- It's a new apartment.
- 2214
- 01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:32,000
- Shall we go in here?
- 2215
- 01:47:32,291 --> 01:47:33,291
- Sure.
- 2216
- 01:47:40,125 --> 01:47:41,125
- Um...
- 2217
- 01:47:50,458 --> 01:47:53,378
- Um, what's a day like
- for the two of you here?
- 2218
- 01:47:53,916 --> 01:47:56,206
- Well, if he has school,
- I take him there, of course,
- 2219
- 01:47:56,291 --> 01:47:58,331
- and pick him up, assuming I can do both.
- 2220
- 01:47:58,583 --> 01:48:00,713
- What prevents you from picking him up?
- 2221
- 01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:02,000
- Um...
- 2222
- 01:48:02,458 --> 01:48:05,788
- You know, work. I'm preparing a play
- I'm directing in a few months.
- 2223
- 01:48:06,083 --> 01:48:07,253
- Oh, what is that?
- 2224
- 01:48:07,666 --> 01:48:10,576
- Kasimir and Karoline by Ödön von Horváth.
- 2225
- 01:48:10,666 --> 01:48:12,536
- We’re doing it at the Barrow in New York.
- 2226
- 01:48:12,625 --> 01:48:14,125
- So, you have to be away?
- 2227
- 01:48:14,208 --> 01:48:17,328
- Yes, recently, since Nicole's
- been working on the show in LA,
- 2228
- 01:48:17,416 --> 01:48:18,916
- I come back and forth a lot.
- 2229
- 01:48:19,375 --> 01:48:21,055
- - That sounds difficult.
- - It is.
- 2230
- 01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:24,920
- And expensive. I'll try to take him
- with me some of the time,
- 2231
- 01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:27,000
- but Nicole doesn't like for him
- to fly so much.
- 2232
- 01:48:27,083 --> 01:48:30,713
- Well, that can be hard on a child,
- all that recycled air.
- 2233
- 01:48:32,500 --> 01:48:33,920
- Well, he's sturdy.
- 2234
- 01:48:34,500 --> 01:48:36,790
- Some parents won't take their kids
- to a restaurant
- 2235
- 01:48:36,875 --> 01:48:38,705
- because of these superbugs.
- 2236
- 01:48:39,291 --> 01:48:41,131
- Uh-huh.
- 2237
- 01:48:42,916 --> 01:48:46,496
- I noticed on one visit to Los Angeles,
- you came on a Sunday
- 2238
- 01:48:46,583 --> 01:48:48,003
- and left on a Thursday.
- 2239
- 01:48:48,083 --> 01:48:49,883
- Why not stay for a weekend?
- 2240
- 01:48:50,375 --> 01:48:55,375
- Oh. Um, on that time,
- I had tech for Electra in New York.
- 2241
- 01:48:55,791 --> 01:48:56,961
- What's that?
- 2242
- 01:48:57,916 --> 01:48:59,746
- It was my Broadway debut.
- 2243
- 01:48:59,833 --> 01:49:02,043
- Oh, I don't know what "tech" is.
- 2244
- 01:49:02,125 --> 01:49:05,575
- It's the technical part of the production.
- You figure out the lights.
- 2245
- 01:49:05,666 --> 01:49:07,851
- - And Monday's our day off.
- - What's a weekend day like?
- 2246
- 01:49:07,875 --> 01:49:10,535
- Well, out here, he has basketball
- on Saturday at 12.
- 2247
- 01:49:10,625 --> 01:49:11,745
- Eleven, I'm sorry.
- 2248
- 01:49:11,833 --> 01:49:14,253
- And so, we go there.
- And then, afterwards...
- 2249
- 01:49:15,208 --> 01:49:18,708
- maybe we'll get lunch somewhere,
- and then, if there's a movie to see...
- 2250
- 01:49:18,958 --> 01:49:20,578
- Does he like basketball?
- 2251
- 01:49:20,666 --> 01:49:21,666
- He does.
- 2252
- 01:49:21,875 --> 01:49:25,245
- His coach, uh, Rick, says
- he's a good dribbler, and I've seen that.
- 2253
- 01:49:25,708 --> 01:49:26,878
- - Uh-huh.
- - Ron.
- 2254
- 01:49:27,708 --> 01:49:29,668
- Sorry, his coach's name is Ron.
- 2255
- 01:49:29,750 --> 01:49:31,250
- Rick's his dentist in New York.
- 2256
- 01:49:31,333 --> 01:49:34,543
- Well, you know our home home was...
- is in New York.
- 2257
- 01:49:34,625 --> 01:49:35,955
- That's where we live.
- 2258
- 01:49:36,041 --> 01:49:38,171
- New York is a long way from here.
- 2259
- 01:49:38,708 --> 01:49:40,458
- Well, we like it because we can walk.
- 2260
- 01:49:40,541 --> 01:49:42,041
- You can walk here.
- 2261
- 01:49:42,416 --> 01:49:43,416
- Not really.
- 2262
- 01:49:43,458 --> 01:49:44,918
- And the space...
- 2263
- 01:49:51,291 --> 01:49:52,671
- Do you like your school?
- 2264
- 01:49:53,625 --> 01:49:54,625
- I love it.
- 2265
- 01:49:54,958 --> 01:49:57,078
- What's your favorite part
- about it?
- 2266
- 01:49:57,541 --> 01:49:58,541
- I don't know.
- 2267
- 01:50:00,041 --> 01:50:01,041
- Maybe gym.
- 2268
- 01:50:01,333 --> 01:50:02,543
- You like math.
- 2269
- 01:50:03,708 --> 01:50:04,828
- Not anymore.
- 2270
- 01:50:06,625 --> 01:50:07,825
- - Thanks.
- - You're welcome.
- 2271
- 01:50:07,916 --> 01:50:10,416
- - But you're getting really good at it.
- - No.
- 2272
- 01:50:11,541 --> 01:50:12,961
- Well, you are, but...
- 2273
- 01:50:15,708 --> 01:50:17,998
- What do you and your dad
- like to do together?
- 2274
- 01:50:18,708 --> 01:50:21,288
- When I'm at my dad's,
- we sometimes watch a movie,
- 2275
- 01:50:21,375 --> 01:50:22,995
- or build a Lego, or something.
- 2276
- 01:50:23,791 --> 01:50:25,631
- My dad's a great Lego builder.
- 2277
- 01:50:26,041 --> 01:50:27,381
- And at your mom's?
- 2278
- 01:50:28,125 --> 01:50:31,625
- At home, I have most of my toys,
- and there's a pool,
- 2279
- 01:50:32,125 --> 01:50:34,165
- and I have a tree house and jungle gym.
- 2280
- 01:50:35,875 --> 01:50:39,285
- We have super secret treasure hunt,
- which is really fun.
- 2281
- 01:50:40,708 --> 01:50:44,208
- - Sweetheart?
- - Army men ride in here and...
- 2282
- 01:50:44,291 --> 01:50:45,921
- Want to help me set the table?
- 2283
- 01:50:46,500 --> 01:50:47,420
- Do I have to?
- 2284
- 01:50:47,500 --> 01:50:50,080
- - Just come in here and grab a plate.
- - I'm playing.
- 2285
- 01:50:50,166 --> 01:50:51,166
- Henry?
- 2286
- 01:50:52,083 --> 01:50:53,463
- Okay.
- 2287
- 01:50:54,375 --> 01:50:55,375
- Fine.
- 2288
- 01:50:59,458 --> 01:51:01,288
- - Why are you being like this?
- - What?
- 2289
- 01:51:01,375 --> 01:51:03,245
- If I ask you to help out, help out.
- 2290
- 01:51:03,333 --> 01:51:05,503
- - What is this?
- - Special Meal.
- 2291
- 01:51:06,333 --> 01:51:07,713
- What are the green things?
- 2292
- 01:51:08,291 --> 01:51:10,381
- There aren't green things in Special Meal.
- 2293
- 01:51:10,458 --> 01:51:12,748
- - It's just a garnish.
- - Ugh.
- 2294
- 01:51:12,833 --> 01:51:13,833
- I'll take it off.
- 2295
- 01:51:14,875 --> 01:51:16,875
- I don't want to eat anything it touched.
- 2296
- 01:51:16,958 --> 01:51:20,668
- - It doesn't change the taste of anything.
- - I might want to be a vegetarian.
- 2297
- 01:51:21,291 --> 01:51:22,461
- Mom's a vegetarian.
- 2298
- 01:51:22,541 --> 01:51:23,921
- Is she a vegetarian now?
- 2299
- 01:51:24,500 --> 01:51:26,300
- - Yeah.
- - Well, then, you should like garnish.
- 2300
- 01:51:26,375 --> 01:51:28,245
- It's all garnish, vegetarianism.
- 2301
- 01:51:30,291 --> 01:51:31,711
- I'm done with my water.
- 2302
- 01:51:41,750 --> 01:51:43,040
- Sure I can't get you anything?
- 2303
- 01:51:43,125 --> 01:51:44,825
- No, I'm fine, thank you.
- 2304
- 01:51:47,458 --> 01:51:48,828
- Do the thing with the knife.
- 2305
- 01:51:48,916 --> 01:51:50,746
- No, I'm not.
- 2306
- 01:51:51,708 --> 01:51:52,708
- No.
- 2307
- 01:51:53,500 --> 01:51:54,500
- Come on.
- 2308
- 01:51:54,750 --> 01:51:55,960
- It's not a dinner thing.
- 2309
- 01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:00,460
- It's not an any time thing.
- 2310
- 01:52:00,958 --> 01:52:02,628
- What's the thing with the knife?
- 2311
- 01:52:03,458 --> 01:52:04,628
- It's hilarious.
- 2312
- 01:52:04,708 --> 01:52:07,168
- No, it's dumb.
- I have a small knife on my keychain,
- 2313
- 01:52:07,250 --> 01:52:08,500
- which is only for adults.
- 2314
- 01:52:10,208 --> 01:52:11,958
- And I do a thing with it sometimes.
- 2315
- 01:52:13,458 --> 01:52:15,038
- You said I could get a knife.
- 2316
- 01:52:15,541 --> 01:52:17,421
- A jackknife, yeah, when you're older.
- 2317
- 01:52:18,125 --> 01:52:19,125
- Like ten.
- 2318
- 01:52:19,583 --> 01:52:21,003
- No, like 20.
- 2319
- 01:52:21,666 --> 01:52:22,666
- Yeah.
- 2320
- 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:32,250
- Dime, rime, lime, pime, sime...
- 2321
- 01:52:32,333 --> 01:52:34,373
- Honey, stop guessing.
- You're so close. Stay with it.
- 2322
- 01:52:34,416 --> 01:52:36,536
- Ugh, I don't want to do it.
- 2323
- 01:52:36,708 --> 01:52:40,208
- - What's the first letter?
- - I don't want to do it. Can I do the iPad?
- 2324
- 01:52:40,291 --> 01:52:41,751
- No, look. What's the first letter?
- 2325
- 01:52:42,125 --> 01:52:44,285
- - I don't want to.
- - It's a T. What sound does T make?
- 2326
- 01:52:44,375 --> 01:52:46,705
- - Tuh.
- - Right. Then just do the rest of it.
- 2327
- 01:52:47,291 --> 01:52:48,291
- Dime.
- 2328
- 01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:50,036
- No.
- 2329
- 01:52:50,125 --> 01:52:52,415
- You have "tuh" and "ime." What is that?
- 2330
- 01:52:55,541 --> 01:52:56,541
- Time.
- 2331
- 01:52:57,083 --> 01:52:58,083
- It's time.
- 2332
- 01:52:59,333 --> 01:53:00,333
- It's time.
- 2333
- 01:53:05,375 --> 01:53:06,375
- You'll see, honey.
- 2334
- 01:53:06,458 --> 01:53:09,498
- One day, it's just going to click
- and you'll be able to read everything.
- 2335
- 01:53:10,333 --> 01:53:11,543
- I need a break.
- 2336
- 01:53:11,958 --> 01:53:13,748
- Can I go play in my room?
- 2337
- 01:53:13,833 --> 01:53:14,833
- Sure.
- 2338
- 01:53:17,083 --> 01:53:18,083
- Hey.
- 2339
- 01:53:20,250 --> 01:53:21,250
- Yeah?
- 2340
- 01:53:38,625 --> 01:53:40,415
- Do you ever observe married people?
- 2341
- 01:53:40,500 --> 01:53:41,670
- No. Why would I?
- 2342
- 01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:44,290
- - I was kidding.
- - Oh.
- 2343
- 01:53:55,666 --> 01:53:58,996
- The knife thing is...
- I carry this knife on my keychain,
- 2344
- 01:53:59,083 --> 01:54:00,793
- which his mother got me, actually.
- 2345
- 01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:05,000
- And I do this thing for his mom
- where I pretend to cut myself,
- 2346
- 01:54:05,083 --> 01:54:07,753
- but I retract the blade,
- but I-I don't do it with him.
- 2347
- 01:54:11,041 --> 01:54:12,381
- Oh.
- 2348
- 01:54:13,250 --> 01:54:14,790
- - That's fine.
- - Are you okay?
- 2349
- 01:54:14,875 --> 01:54:17,245
- Yeah, I must not have retracted
- the blade all the way.
- 2350
- 01:54:17,333 --> 01:54:18,793
- - Do you need...
- - Yeah.
- 2351
- 01:54:20,208 --> 01:54:22,378
- Yeah, no, it's fine.
- 2352
- 01:54:22,791 --> 01:54:24,041
- What else can I tell you?
- 2353
- 01:54:24,916 --> 01:54:27,916
- - Um, I think I have enough.
- - You have enough?
- 2354
- 01:54:28,416 --> 01:54:30,996
- - Are you sure you're okay?
- - Totally. I'm fine.
- 2355
- 01:54:31,625 --> 01:54:34,535
- Uh, well, I'll leave you guys for tonight.
- 2356
- 01:54:35,125 --> 01:54:36,125
- Oh, okay.
- 2357
- 01:54:37,000 --> 01:54:40,080
- I'll be in touch
- if I have further questions.
- 2358
- 01:54:41,166 --> 01:54:42,666
- Uh... Oh, thanks.
- 2359
- 01:54:42,750 --> 01:54:43,750
- Um...
- 2360
- 01:54:44,833 --> 01:54:46,463
- Oh, thanks. Um...
- 2361
- 01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:51,210
- Thanks. Thank you for the water.
- 2362
- 01:54:51,291 --> 01:54:53,831
- - Oh, yeah, sure.
- - Are you sure you're okay?
- 2363
- 01:54:53,916 --> 01:54:55,286
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 2364
- 01:54:56,250 --> 01:54:57,460
- - Bye-bye.
- - Bye.
- 2365
- 01:55:02,416 --> 01:55:03,826
- Oh. Sorry.
- 2366
- 01:55:05,250 --> 01:55:06,250
- All right, let...
- 2367
- 01:55:09,041 --> 01:55:10,381
- I think you turn the...
- 2368
- 01:55:14,125 --> 01:55:15,455
- - Okay.
- - Sorry.
- 2369
- 01:55:15,958 --> 01:55:16,958
- Okay.
- 2370
- 01:56:20,458 --> 01:56:21,788
- Dad, are you okay?
- 2371
- 01:56:22,500 --> 01:56:23,880
- Yeah, I'm just tired.
- 2372
- 01:56:41,083 --> 01:56:42,633
- Dad, did she like us?
- 2373
- 01:56:44,708 --> 01:56:47,128
- Yeah, she thought we were great.
- 2374
- 01:58:20,500 --> 01:58:21,540
- Guys, slow down.
- 2375
- 01:58:23,208 --> 01:58:24,208
- So...
- 2376
- 01:58:24,375 --> 01:58:26,745
- because Charlie dropped his claim
- to New York,
- 2377
- 01:58:26,833 --> 01:58:27,883
- we're mostly done.
- 2378
- 01:58:28,166 --> 01:58:29,456
- Jay's lost interest,
- 2379
- 01:58:29,625 --> 01:58:31,955
- and Ted, his associate,
- is doing the paperwork.
- 2380
- 01:58:32,041 --> 01:58:33,791
- And we're not taking any money, right?
- 2381
- 01:58:33,875 --> 01:58:36,075
- We withdrew our claim for the MacArthur,
- 2382
- 01:58:36,166 --> 01:58:38,326
- which I think
- we could have gotten, by the way,
- 2383
- 01:58:38,416 --> 01:58:40,666
- and they're not asking
- for any of the show.
- 2384
- 01:58:41,791 --> 01:58:43,381
- Thank you for everything, Nora.
- 2385
- 01:58:43,708 --> 01:58:45,128
- You're welcome, doll.
- 2386
- 01:58:45,875 --> 01:58:47,625
- To your new home in LA.
- 2387
- 01:58:51,416 --> 01:58:52,416
- Mmm.
- 2388
- 01:58:52,750 --> 01:58:53,750
- And...
- 2389
- 01:58:53,916 --> 01:58:55,286
- whenever Charlie is in LA,
- 2390
- 01:58:55,375 --> 01:58:58,415
- I got the custody breakdown to be 55/45.
- 2391
- 01:58:58,875 --> 01:59:01,785
- So you'll have Henry an extra day
- every two weeks.
- 2392
- 01:59:02,208 --> 01:59:03,578
- I thought we made it equal.
- 2393
- 01:59:03,750 --> 01:59:05,420
- I tweaked it at the last minute.
- 2394
- 01:59:05,500 --> 01:59:08,330
- I just didn't want him
- to be able to say he got 50/50,
- 2395
- 01:59:08,416 --> 01:59:09,876
- bragging to his friends.
- 2396
- 01:59:10,375 --> 01:59:12,415
- - But I don't want to do that.
- - Take it.
- 2397
- 01:59:12,875 --> 01:59:13,915
- You won.
- 2398
- 01:59:15,541 --> 01:59:16,541
- Uh-huh.
- 2399
- 01:59:40,333 --> 01:59:42,583
- Hi. You look like a guy
- who really cares about animals.
- 2400
- 01:59:42,666 --> 01:59:43,666
- Nope.
- 2401
- 02:00:03,416 --> 02:00:05,206
- Oh, my God!
- 2402
- 02:00:05,458 --> 02:00:06,458
- Hi.
- 2403
- 02:00:21,750 --> 02:00:24,130
- The couch was technically hers,
- pre-marriage.
- 2404
- 02:00:24,208 --> 02:00:26,128
- But I mean... it was our couch.
- 2405
- 02:00:26,208 --> 02:00:28,048
- It's not like I was going to buy
- another couch.
- 2406
- 02:00:28,083 --> 02:00:30,483
- But then when it comes time to split,
- it's suddenly her couch
- 2407
- 02:00:30,541 --> 02:00:31,921
- and I have no couch, and...
- 2408
- 02:00:32,625 --> 02:00:33,915
- Hey, guys, what's up?
- 2409
- 02:00:34,791 --> 02:00:37,041
- I'm sitting on the floor
- is the short version.
- 2410
- 02:00:39,666 --> 02:00:42,416
- I'm sorry.
- This is all so self-pitying and boring.
- 2411
- 02:00:42,500 --> 02:00:43,500
- No, come on.
- 2412
- 02:00:43,583 --> 02:00:45,333
- No, it's so stupid. I'm sorry.
- 2413
- 02:00:45,416 --> 02:00:48,246
- - It sounds really tough.
- - No, no, no, no. It is sad.
- 2414
- 02:01:07,625 --> 02:01:09,665
- It's true, but there's more than that.
- 2415
- 02:01:09,875 --> 02:01:11,625
- Is that all you think there is to it?
- 2416
- 02:01:11,708 --> 02:01:14,068
- You have so many reasons
- for not being with someone, Robert,
- 2417
- 02:01:14,125 --> 02:01:16,165
- but you haven't got one good reason
- for being alone.
- 2418
- 02:01:16,208 --> 02:01:18,708
- C'mon, you're onto something.
- Robbie, you're onto something.
- 2419
- 02:01:31,041 --> 02:01:34,501
- You see what you look for, you know?
- You're not a kid anymore, Robbie.
- 2420
- 02:01:34,583 --> 02:01:36,713
- I don't think you'll ever be
- a kid again, kiddo.
- 2421
- 02:01:48,708 --> 02:01:52,038
- Blow out the candles, Robert,
- and make a wish.
- 2422
- 02:01:52,125 --> 02:01:53,455
- Want something.
- 2423
- 02:01:54,250 --> 02:01:55,580
- Want something.
- 2424
- 02:04:08,875 --> 02:04:10,075
- Hello?
- 2425
- 02:04:19,916 --> 02:04:21,246
- Hello?
- 2426
- 02:04:22,916 --> 02:04:25,036
- - Hi. Sorry, the door was open.
- - Shh.
- 2427
- 02:04:26,000 --> 02:04:27,040
- Oh, okay.
- 2428
- 02:04:29,291 --> 02:04:30,501
- Whoa! Gotcha!
- 2429
- 02:04:30,583 --> 02:04:31,583
- Aah!
- 2430
- 02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:33,500
- Oh, Charlie!
- 2431
- 02:04:34,083 --> 02:04:36,583
- Oh! Was your flight okay?
- 2432
- 02:04:36,666 --> 02:04:38,126
- - Yeah.
- - Carter.
- 2433
- 02:04:38,208 --> 02:04:39,288
- Charlie.
- 2434
- 02:04:39,375 --> 02:04:40,535
- Nicole's still at work.
- 2435
- 02:04:48,083 --> 02:04:49,333
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 2436
- 02:04:49,416 --> 02:04:50,416
- Can I get a hug?
- 2437
- 02:04:55,666 --> 02:04:57,076
- - Hey, how'd it go?
- - Hey.
- 2438
- 02:04:57,166 --> 02:05:00,226
- Good, yeah. Donny's dead now. We shot
- the scene where he merges with the ficus.
- 2439
- 02:05:00,250 --> 02:05:02,531
- - Henry's upstairs.
- - She got an Emmy nomination.
- 2440
- 02:05:02,750 --> 02:05:05,210
- - She's a great actress.
- - No, for directing.
- 2441
- 02:05:06,875 --> 02:05:08,705
- - Congratulations.
- - Thanks.
- 2442
- 02:05:08,791 --> 02:05:11,541
- Now I know what you were
- so obsessed with all the time.
- 2443
- 02:05:11,625 --> 02:05:13,535
- - Um, we should get ready.
- - Yeah.
- 2444
- 02:05:13,625 --> 02:05:15,517
- - We're the Beatles.
- - Come on, Charlie.
- 2445
- 02:05:15,541 --> 02:05:17,101
- I didn't really get a costume together.
- 2446
- 02:05:17,125 --> 02:05:19,392
- - You could be George Martin.
- - I don't need to be anything.
- 2447
- 02:05:19,416 --> 02:05:21,767
- - You've got to be something.
- - A ghost. I'll get you a sheet.
- 2448
- 02:05:21,791 --> 02:05:23,934
- I have the album cover
- if anyone needs to reference it.
- 2449
- 02:05:23,958 --> 02:05:26,828
- And we should leave soon. I'm saying that
- as much for me as anyone else.
- 2450
- 02:05:26,916 --> 02:05:29,476
- - Am I John or George?
- - Trick-or-treating starts at 5:00.
- 2451
- 02:05:29,500 --> 02:05:31,059
- You're George. Nicole is John.
- 2452
- 02:05:37,916 --> 02:05:40,786
- I wanted to tell you
- I took a residency at UCLA.
- 2453
- 02:05:42,416 --> 02:05:44,876
- I'm going to direct two plays
- in rep at REDCAT.
- 2454
- 02:05:46,916 --> 02:05:47,916
- Oh.
- 2455
- 02:05:48,708 --> 02:05:50,248
- So, I'm going to be here for a while.
- 2456
- 02:05:53,458 --> 02:05:54,458
- That's great.
- 2457
- 02:05:57,625 --> 02:05:58,625
- Are you okay?
- 2458
- 02:06:01,125 --> 02:06:02,125
- Yeah.
- 2459
- 02:06:04,625 --> 02:06:05,825
- It's only good.
- 2460
- 02:06:06,125 --> 02:06:07,575
- Nicole?
- 2461
- 02:06:07,666 --> 02:06:09,706
- Can you help me with my zipper?
- 2462
- 02:06:30,083 --> 02:06:33,333
- "Charlie is... in... cr..."
- 2463
- 02:06:33,416 --> 02:06:34,286
- ...something.
- 2464
- 02:06:34,375 --> 02:06:35,375
- "...neat
- 2465
- 02:06:35,666 --> 02:06:39,076
- and I re-ly on him
- 2466
- 02:06:39,500 --> 02:06:44,000
- to keep things in or-der.
- 2467
- 02:06:44,875 --> 02:06:46,745
- He is energy con..."
- 2468
- 02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:51,210
- - I don't know what this word is.
- - You're getting so good at reading.
- 2469
- 02:06:51,875 --> 02:06:52,995
- What is that?
- 2470
- 02:06:54,958 --> 02:06:59,498
- "He doesn't look in the mirror too of-ten.
- 2471
- 02:06:59,958 --> 02:07:02,078
- He cries eas-ily
- 2472
- 02:07:02,541 --> 02:07:04,541
- in movies...
- 2473
- 02:07:05,625 --> 02:07:08,245
- He is very self-suf..."
- 2474
- 02:07:09,166 --> 02:07:10,206
- Self-sufficient.
- 2475
- 02:07:11,666 --> 02:07:14,826
- "He can dar-n a sock..."
- 2476
- 02:07:14,916 --> 02:07:17,456
- That means sew, like a hole.
- 2477
- 02:07:18,083 --> 02:07:21,083
- "...and cook himself dinner
- 2478
- 02:07:21,541 --> 02:07:24,421
- and ir..."
- 2479
- 02:07:24,500 --> 02:07:25,710
- Break it into two parts.
- 2480
- 02:07:26,083 --> 02:07:27,793
- "...Ur. On."
- 2481
- 02:07:27,875 --> 02:07:29,535
- Not "ur" but "ire."
- 2482
- 02:07:29,833 --> 02:07:30,923
- Ire. On.
- 2483
- 02:07:31,000 --> 02:07:32,000
- Iron.
- 2484
- 02:07:33,833 --> 02:07:35,043
- "...a shirt.
- 2485
- 02:07:36,916 --> 02:07:40,206
- He rarely gets def-eated,
- 2486
- 02:07:40,500 --> 02:07:42,960
- which I fell...
- 2487
- 02:07:44,291 --> 02:07:47,631
- feel like I always do.
- 2488
- 02:07:48,666 --> 02:07:52,036
- Charlie takes all of my moods stead-ily.
- 2489
- 02:07:52,625 --> 02:07:54,825
- He doesn't give in to them
- 2490
- 02:07:55,166 --> 02:07:57,576
- or make me feel bad about them.
- 2491
- 02:07:58,458 --> 02:08:00,788
- He's a great dress-er
- and never looks em..."
- 2492
- 02:08:01,291 --> 02:08:03,381
- - I don't know this one.
- - Embarrassing.
- 2493
- 02:08:04,208 --> 02:08:05,208
- "...embarrassing,
- 2494
- 02:08:05,666 --> 02:08:09,036
- wh-ich is hard for a man."
- 2495
- 02:08:10,000 --> 02:08:11,040
- You read it now.
- 2496
- 02:08:13,333 --> 02:08:14,753
- "He's very competitive.
- 2497
- 02:08:15,875 --> 02:08:17,575
- He loves being a dad.
- 2498
- 02:08:18,625 --> 02:08:20,995
- He loves all the things
- you're supposed to hate,
- 2499
- 02:08:21,416 --> 02:08:22,826
- like the tantrums,
- 2500
- 02:08:23,333 --> 02:08:24,753
- the waking up at night.
- 2501
- 02:08:25,375 --> 02:08:27,915
- It's almost annoying
- how much he likes it,
- 2502
- 02:08:28,291 --> 02:08:29,671
- but then, it's mostly nice.
- 2503
- 02:08:30,958 --> 02:08:32,998
- He disappears into his own world.
- 2504
- 02:08:33,083 --> 02:08:35,173
- He and Henry are alike that way.
- 2505
- 02:08:36,666 --> 02:08:37,876
- He can tell...
- 2506
- 02:08:38,208 --> 02:08:40,998
- people they have food in their teeth
- 2507
- 02:08:41,708 --> 02:08:44,578
- or on their face in a way
- that doesn't make them feel bad.
- 2508
- 02:08:45,500 --> 02:08:46,880
- Charlie is self made.
- 2509
- 02:08:47,250 --> 02:08:49,710
- His parents, I only met them once,
- 2510
- 02:08:49,791 --> 02:08:52,581
- but he told me
- there was a lot of alcohol...
- 2511
- 02:08:56,250 --> 02:08:58,750
- He moved to New York from Indiana
- 2512
- 02:08:59,291 --> 02:09:00,421
- with no safety net,
- 2513
- 02:09:00,500 --> 02:09:03,250
- and now he's more New Yorker
- than any New Yorker.
- 2514
- 02:09:04,041 --> 02:09:07,041
- He's brilliant at creating family
- out of whoever is around.
- 2515
- 02:09:07,416 --> 02:09:08,786
- With the theater company...
- 2516
- 02:09:09,666 --> 02:09:11,166
- he casts a spell...
- 2517
- 02:09:11,791 --> 02:09:14,251
- that made everyone feel included.
- 2518
- 02:09:14,791 --> 02:09:17,541
- No one, not even an intern,
- was unimportant."
- 2519
- 02:09:18,916 --> 02:09:19,956
- What's an intern?
- 2520
- 02:09:20,166 --> 02:09:21,536
- Uh, it's like a...
- 2521
- 02:09:22,583 --> 02:09:24,173
- helper, but who isn't paid.
- 2522
- 02:09:24,375 --> 02:09:25,575
- Why aren't they paid?
- 2523
- 02:09:26,833 --> 02:09:28,583
- They're young, they're learning.
- 2524
- 02:09:30,041 --> 02:09:32,921
- I don't know, maybe if they do a good job,
- they get paid later.
- 2525
- 02:09:33,166 --> 02:09:34,376
- Okay, keep going.
- 2526
- 02:09:35,708 --> 02:09:39,628
- "He could remember all the inside jokes,
- he's extremely organized and thorough,
- 2527
- 02:09:39,833 --> 02:09:43,253
- he's very clear about what he wants,
- unlike me who can't always tell.
- 2528
- 02:09:43,791 --> 02:09:46,831
- I fell in love with him
- two seconds after I saw him.
- 2529
- 02:10:10,583 --> 02:10:12,213
- And I'll never stop loving him,
- 2530
- 02:10:12,541 --> 02:10:14,671
- even though
- it doesn't make sense anymore."
- 2531
- 02:10:28,875 --> 02:10:31,325
- - See you. Good seeing you.
- - Good seeing you too.
- 2532
- 02:10:31,416 --> 02:10:33,076
- - Oh, Charlie!
- - G-ma.
- 2533
- 02:10:33,166 --> 02:10:34,786
- I'm so happy you came.
- 2534
- 02:10:35,416 --> 02:10:36,826
- I'll email you that article.
- 2535
- 02:10:37,000 --> 02:10:38,080
- - Yes, please do.
- - Yeah.
- 2536
- 02:10:38,166 --> 02:10:40,326
- - All right. Thank you.
- - Take care.
- 2537
- 02:10:44,541 --> 02:10:47,501
- We were going to bring him to dinner,
- but he's so wiped out.
- 2538
- 02:10:47,583 --> 02:10:48,673
- You want to take him?
- 2539
- 02:10:50,083 --> 02:10:52,043
- - It's your night.
- - I know.
- 2540
- 02:10:52,125 --> 02:10:54,059
- - Yeah. I'll drop him back in the morning.
- - Good.
- 2541
- 02:10:54,083 --> 02:10:56,309
- Yeah, text me when you're up.
- We'll figure something out.
- 2542
- 02:10:56,333 --> 02:10:58,173
- You're going to go with your dad, okay?
- 2543
- 02:10:58,250 --> 02:10:59,420
- - Okay.
- - Yeah?
- 2544
- 02:11:10,500 --> 02:11:12,080
- I love you.
- 2545
- 02:11:12,875 --> 02:11:14,075
- I love you too.
- 2546
- 02:11:19,916 --> 02:11:20,916
- Oh, hey.
- 2547
- 02:11:33,041 --> 02:11:34,041
- Thanks.
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