Itsuki's and Utano's Birthday Event 6

Showdown! The Four Kings of National Defense
Chapter 6
Sanshuu Middle School, rooftop
YY: You-got-us! Guheh.
So: Fuhahahaha! You live up to your name, Farm King. Congratulations, you defeated the Four Kings of National Defense~.
Se: Uhm, you're only three people though.
To: However, the ones you fought were merely the weakest warriors among the Four Kings!
Na: ...Hm? Didn't she defeat all of them?
YY: This time, we, the Dark Four Kings of National Defense, shall be your opponence! ...opponents!
It: Ah, she stuttered...
Ch: Defeated enemies coming back to fight again is something you see all the time in games...
Fu: Chikage!? Takashima!?
TY: We just wanted to eat our bentos on the roof, but... this looks fun! Lemme join the Four Kings!
Ch: Eh... If Takashima-san says so, then me too...
It: They're the Five Kings now...
So: Ooh, Bloody Takashii and Death Queen Chikage have joined our ranks~.
Gi: Your naming sense is terrible!
sS: Huh~? Really~? I think it sounds cool~.
Ut: Unbelievable! You still wanna go?
So: You bet~! If you beat the final boss, you'll get Mitorin as your birthday present~.
Ut: Huh? What do you mean?
Fu: Geh, d-don't tell me... was this supposed to be a birthday event!?
Na: ...Can you really return something you've stolen and call it a present...?
Se: Don't sweat the small stuff.
Ut: Listen to me, fool girl... no, Darkness Sonoko Prototype Nogi!
It: ...Her full name out of courtesy!? Is the family name even supposed to go there...?
Ut: No matter how often you fight me, the result will be the same. Because...!
Ut: As long as Mii-chan is with me, I... power up to Farm King Hyper!
Mi: U-Utanon... as long... as I'm with you? Utanon... is Hyper? I'm so happy...!
Ut: Just one moment, Mii-chan. Bring it on, Dark Four Kings of National Defense!
It: ...There are five of them, though.
So: Faahahaha! Let's end this! Finish her off, my minions!
YY: ...Here we go!
YY/To/TY/Ch: Iiii!