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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #614 & #615
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  3. >charlie and anon reach the age where sucu/incubi go baby crazy
  4. >Charlie goes right after vaggie, not even caring about the fact that babies can't be made by two clams
  5. >Anon goes right after octavia and starts serenading her/peacocking because why not
  6. >Lilith face palms when she realizes she missed one thing from The Talk
  7. -
  8. Did Lilith REALLY have the talk with Anon or did she just playfully chastise him and tell him he has to start taking lust aura suppressors now that he constantly inflicts an urge for sweaty, violent, ballslapping FUCKING on everyone nearby and then embarass him into a coma by regaling him with the time she forgot to take hers and caused a massive explosion in the imp population just by driving through town?
  9. -
  10. She waa drunk and used sock puppets for The Talk so...
  11. He may as well have not even have gotten The Talk at all
  12. -
  13. I love the idea that when Lilith gets drunk she brings out the hand puppets.
  14. It makes her sound just as wacky as Lucifer when shes drunk.
  15. -
  16. I imagine every royal has their own quirks
  17. >Stolas fucks imps
  18. >Charlie has her hotel
  19. >Lucifer, his amusement parks
  20. Lilith just so happens to enjoy her drinks a bit too much
  21. That or she's a fucking lightweight
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  23. >Mom
  24. >Please
  25. >Not the sock puppets again
  26. >Mom it's almost midnight
  27. >Mom you smell like apple schnapps
  28. >Mom why don't you go bug Charlie for a change?
  29. >I swear I'm going to put a padlock on the liquor cabinet
  30. -
  31. >"but Anon you *hic* used to love Mr.Fizziewinkle and Ms.Pompf"
  32. >She starts to sob with the sock puppets on her hands
  33. >"My little baby is growing up and will leave me all alone!" baaaw
  34. >Anon has to hold his crying mother now
  35. "there there it's going to be ok, would you like to play with the puppets? would that cheer you up?"
  36. >Her mood does a complete 180
  37. >"Alright you get to be Mr.Fizzleworth!"
  38. "here we go again."
  39. >This brings his mom so much joy and he has no idea why
  40. -
  41. See this stuff is funny but then I always remember that it will ultimately lead to Dictator Charlie
  42. -
  43. The DC storyline is only one of a numerous amount of storylines.
  44. -
  45. Which is why Isekai Anon isn't having such a great time...
  46.  
  47. >Goddammit writer!
  48. >What the fuck is THIS?
  49. >Why is Charlie dressed like an even edgier version of a nazi?
  50. >Why AM I dressed the same way?!
  51. >Who is this fucking "Solagne" chick?
  52. >She ain't canon!
  53. >You can't go adding even more OCs to this!
  54. >It's not fair!
  55. -
  56. I feel theres a lot of potential there, shame I'm currently working on another project at the moment so I couldn't implement my ideas right now. In the near future I'll give it a shot
  57. -
  58. >Look writefag just cuz YOU want to watch Millie peg Moxxie doesn't mean i do!
  59. >No I wouldn't rather have another go at my sister!
  60. >Charlie isn't even my sister, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN THIS SHOW!
  61. >...what do you mean "neither is she"
  62. >wha?
  63. >Solagne?
  64. >No hey get off me
  65. >You're not canon either
  66. >...and that somehow makes us perfect for each other?
  67. >What kind of logic is that?
  68. >Which one of those hacks is writing this one?
  69. >Hey!
  70. >I said no!
  71. >There's no such thing as a lust aura!
  72. >Put your clothes back on!
  73. >No I don't want to pet your friggin wings!
  74. >Daaaaaammmmnnn yooouuu wriiitefaaaaags!
  75. ---
  76. I like to imagine she is a total lightweight that should never be around any sort of liquor.
  77. >Lucifer has a banquet with every Lord of hell showing up to the event
  78. >Stolas saunters over to Lucifer
  79. >"Greetings Lucifer, I've noticed there is a severe lack of spirits at the festivities tonight, tell me are you cutting back?"
  80. >"Listen, I would be drinking a beer keg right now if I could but..."
  81. >*Crash* the sound of glass shatters across one of the many tables full of food
  82. >"WOOO HOOO WHO WANTS TO SEE MY LITTLE ANONS HAND PUPPETS!"
  83. >"My wife can't hold her liquor to save her life"
  84. -
  85. >Sock puppets are lilith when she's tipsy
  86. >When she's drunk she breaks out the baby pictures, starts bawling when she realizes her babies are all grown up
  87. -
  88. Fuck this almost reminds me of how my mom acts sober, as a child I would play with her hair all the time, she asked me recently to twist her hair one last time at the alter when I get married.
  89. It's kinda sweet but I know she's going to ball her eyes out
  90. ----
  91. Tbh i don't think anything that involved Isekai Anon was ever saved anyway
  92. -------------
  93. >lilith showing octavia and vaggie charlie and anons baby pictures while shitfaced
  94. -
  95. >lilith and stella showing each other baby pictures of anon, charlie and octavia
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