IRC SHANK A BITCH 2013

[2013-02-21 03:26:55] <Paranoia> ONE MORE
[2013-02-21 03:27:04] <Paranoia> WHO IS GOING TO BE THE LUCKY STAB WOUND RECIPIENT
[2013-02-21 03:27:21] <Yewchung> EVERYONE
[2013-02-21 03:27:46] <Paranoia> CURRENT PLAYA LIST:  ANACREON, CAT, DECEPTIVE, PALAMEDES, SOLARIS, YEWCHUNG
[2013-02-21 03:27:53] <anacreon> show them your stabs
[2013-02-21 03:28:00] <Deceptive> cpi
[2013-02-21 03:28:02] <Deceptive> play
[2013-02-21 03:28:07] <Yewchung> CPI
[2013-02-21 03:28:08] <Yewchung> has a thing
[2013-02-21 03:28:09] <Deceptive> come and shank a bitch
[2013-02-21 03:28:38] <Deceptive> Acionca:
[2013-02-21 03:28:41] <Palamedes> How can any thing he has
[2013-02-21 03:28:46] <Palamedes> be more important then SaB
[2013-02-21 03:28:58] <Palamedes> the very idea is preposterous
[2013-02-21 03:29:16] <Deceptive> SaB > Sleep
[2013-02-21 03:29:23] <anacreon> makes me wish shake a bitch made a come back on the forums xd
[2013-02-21 03:29:32] <Deceptive> survivor came back
[2013-02-21 03:29:35] <Yewchung> aw
[2013-02-21 03:29:36] <Palamedes> that could probably be arranged
[2013-02-21 03:29:37] <Deceptive> i will take that
[2013-02-21 03:29:39] -->| Schazer (Mibbit@121-73-122-154.cable.telstraclear.net) has joined #mspafia
[2013-02-21 03:29:44] <Yewchung> I wish we could play Chaosfia
[2013-02-21 03:29:45] <Deceptive> schazer
[2013-02-21 03:29:45] <Yewchung> also
[2013-02-21 03:29:46] <Yewchung> hi
[2013-02-21 03:29:47] <Palamedes> Yo Schaz
[2013-02-21 03:29:49] <Schazer> sup motherfuckers
[2013-02-21 03:29:52] <Cat> SaB
[2013-02-21 03:29:53] <Palamedes> join IRC Shank a Bitch
[2013-02-21 03:29:53] <Deceptive> want to play shank a bitch
[2013-02-21 03:29:53] <Cat> play
[2013-02-21 03:29:54] <Schazer> gon' stab some folks I heard
[2013-02-21 03:30:01] <Paranoia> SCHAZE RMAKES SEVEN
[2013-02-21 03:30:05] <Schazer> FUCK YEAH
[2013-02-21 03:30:11] <Yewchung> That only took
[2013-02-21 03:30:12] <Palamedes> YES
[2013-02-21 03:30:15] <Yewchung> 10 minutes
[2013-02-21 03:30:38] <Palamedes> worth it
[2013-02-21 03:31:03] <Paranoia> YOU ALL WAKE THE FUCK UP WITH A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND AND MURDER IN YOUR HEART.  and then you meat to politely discuss group shanking someone.   Also giving someone an [s]immunity idol[/s] shankproof vest.
[2013-02-21 03:31:09] <Paranoia> DAY ONE: START
[2013-02-21 03:31:16] <Yewchung> Um
[2013-02-21 03:31:16] <Schazer> ANTIELECT: CAT
[2013-02-21 03:31:18] * Palamedes votes anacreon
[2013-02-21 03:31:23] * Solaris elects solaris for immunity idol
[2013-02-21 03:31:27] <Yewchung> So do we just start shanking peopel?
[2013-02-21 03:31:27] * Solaris votes cat
[2013-02-21 03:31:28] * Palamedes elects Solaris because of MVP status
[2013-02-21 03:31:29] * Cat votes Shazer and elects self
[2013-02-21 03:31:34] <Cat> *Schazer
[2013-02-21 03:31:40] * Schazer elects Solaris votes Cat
[2013-02-21 03:31:43] * Deceptive elect cat because eternal mvp
[2013-02-21 03:31:44] <Solaris> palamedes i thank you for this
[2013-02-21 03:31:48] <Solaris> i also thiank schazer
[2013-02-21 03:31:50] <Yewchung> hmm
[2013-02-21 03:31:56] <Palamedes> No problem Solaris
[2013-02-21 03:32:00] <Solaris> if i have the immunity idol i promise to not shank either of you
[2013-02-21 03:32:06] <Cat> what happens if there's an immunity tie
[2013-02-21 03:32:10] <Solaris> then i win
[2013-02-21 03:32:11] * Yewchung shanks cat
[2013-02-21 03:32:14] <Palamedes> now help me kill my scumpartner
[2013-02-21 03:32:16] * Yewchung elects Solaris
[2013-02-21 03:32:16] <Solaris> i am making this rule
[2013-02-21 03:32:27] * Deceptive votes palamedes
[2013-02-21 03:32:27] <Palamedes> haha
[2013-02-21 03:32:32] <Solaris> because i am queen bitch in charge
[2013-02-21 03:32:39] <Solaris> i told that to para and he didnt disagree
[2013-02-21 03:32:41] <Solaris> so it is true
[2013-02-21 03:32:42] <Yewchung> I have no idea what I'm doing
[2013-02-21 03:32:47] <Deceptive> actually
[2013-02-21 03:32:47] <Schazer> I"M THE KING AND SOL'S MY QUEEEEN BITCH
[2013-02-21 03:32:49] <Deceptive> yeah
[2013-02-21 03:32:49] <Yewchung> Are there roles/
[2013-02-21 03:32:50] <Solaris> yew just listen to me
[2013-02-21 03:32:51] <Palamedes> Yew
[2013-02-21 03:32:53] * Deceptive votes anacreon
[2013-02-21 03:32:55] <Schazer> yew
[2013-02-21 03:32:58] <Yewchung> is there anything
[2013-02-21 03:32:58] <Palamedes> you are voting for anacreon and electing solaris
[2013-02-21 03:33:01] <Schazer> stick with Sollie and I will not gut you like a fish
[2013-02-21 03:33:03] <Yewchung> is it just pain
[2013-02-21 03:33:06] <Palamedes> it is easy
[2013-02-21 03:33:06] <Cat> Yew
[2013-02-21 03:33:08] <Deceptive> all you do
[2013-02-21 03:33:08] <Cat> elect me
[2013-02-21 03:33:11] <Deceptive> is shank a bitch
[2013-02-21 03:33:13] <Deceptive> thats it
[2013-02-21 03:33:13] <Schazer> yew no she's scum
[2013-02-21 03:33:14] <Cat> and I will help you with the rules
[2013-02-21 03:33:14] <Paranoia> Votal: Anacreon (1) (Palamedes), Cat (1) (Solaris, Schazer, Yewchung)  Schazer (1) (Cat)  Palamedes (1)(Deceptive) Abstaining 1( Anacreon)
[2013-02-21 03:33:15] <Palamedes> join the Solaris coalition
[2013-02-21 03:33:17] <Schazer> she's 3p sk
[2013-02-21 03:33:19] <Deceptive> vote for the shanking of the bitch
[2013-02-21 03:33:21] <Yewchung> is scum a thing?
[2013-02-21 03:33:22] <Schazer> Solalition
[2013-02-21 03:33:26] <Deceptive> no
[2013-02-21 03:33:29] <Cat> Schazer I don't think
[2013-02-21 03:33:30] * Yewchung votes Cat
[2013-02-21 03:33:31] <Solaris> yew do not listen to cat everyone who follows me into my queendom will live
[2013-02-21 03:33:32] <Paranoia> Solaris is gun get bpd
[2013-02-21 03:33:34] <Cat> I've ever gotten 3p sk
[2013-02-21 03:33:35] <anacreon> whats the player list?
[2013-02-21 03:33:36] <Paranoia> THAT BE A HAMMUH
[2013-02-21 03:33:37] <Deceptive> no teams
[2013-02-21 03:33:38] <Yewchung> alright then I guess
[2013-02-21 03:33:39] <Palamedes> Is hammer a thing
[2013-02-21 03:33:40] <Palamedes> fuck yes
[2013-02-21 03:33:41] <Schazer> LIAR LIAR
[2013-02-21 03:33:41] <Deceptive> there can be only on
[2013-02-21 03:33:43] <Deceptive> one*
[2013-02-21 03:33:44] <Cat> wait
[2013-02-21 03:33:46] <Cat> hold on
[2013-02-21 03:33:53] <Solaris> we are totally making teams
[2013-02-21 03:33:53] <Paranoia> OH WAIT
[2013-02-21 03:33:54] <Cat> everyone wants everyone stabbable tonight, right?
[2013-02-21 03:33:55] <Deceptive> i switched to ana para
[2013-02-21 03:33:55] <Yewchung> I voted Cat twice actually
[2013-02-21 03:33:57] <Paranoia> yewchung is already voting cat
[2013-02-21 03:33:58] * Deceptive votes ana
[2013-02-21 03:34:01] <Solaris> teams lead to GLORIOUS COMBAT FOR STALEMEATES
[2013-02-21 03:34:06] <Schazer> yew yew only get one vote
[2013-02-21 03:34:08] * Palamedes votes Cat
[2013-02-21 03:34:09] <Yewchung> I know
[2013-02-21 03:34:12] <Yewchung> I just re
[2013-02-21 03:34:13] <Palamedes> DIE
[2013-02-21 03:34:13] <Yewchung> ok
[2013-02-21 03:34:14] <Cat> ELECT AND SHANK THE SAME PERSON
[2013-02-21 03:34:19] <Deceptive> i will no on no team
[2013-02-21 03:34:20] <Cat> so we all get to play one night
[2013-02-21 03:34:22] <Deceptive> i follow no man
[2013-02-21 03:34:23] <Schazer> THAT IS TERRBLE
[2013-02-21 03:34:26] <Schazer> YOU ARE TERRBLE LEADER
[2013-02-21 03:34:29] <Solaris> no fairness is bad
[2013-02-21 03:34:30] <Paranoia> Votal: Anacreon (1) (Darcy), Cat (4) (Solaris, Schazer, Yewchung, Palamedes)  Schazer (1) (Cat)  Palamedes (1)(Deceptive) Abstaining 1( Anacreon)
[2013-02-21 03:34:33] <Solaris> DEATH
[2013-02-21 03:34:34] <Paranoia> NOW THERE IS A HAMMER I THINK
[2013-02-21 03:34:35] <Solaris> GOOD
[2013-02-21 03:34:38] <Schazer> HAMR
[2013-02-21 03:34:40] <Palamedes> AHAHA
[2013-02-21 03:34:42] <Paranoia> AND I THINK SOLARIS GETS BPD I DON'T CARE REALLY
[2013-02-21 03:34:49] <Paranoia> HOLD UP YOUR SHANKPROOF VEST SOLARIS
[2013-02-21 03:34:52] <Paranoia> HOLD IT UP WITH PRIDE
[2013-02-21 03:34:57] <Paranoia> also cat dies.
[2013-02-21 03:35:00] <Paranoia> NIGHT ONE: START
[2013-02-21 03:35:05] * Solaris holds it up and does an ollie
[2013-02-21 03:35:07] * Cat shanks self to deprive others of the pleasure
[2013-02-21 03:35:07] <Schazer> WHOS PLAYING
[2013-02-21 03:35:12] * Deceptive is
[2013-02-21 03:35:16] <Paranoia> (we are sorry cat, but the tribe has spoken)
[2013-02-21 03:35:16] <anacreon> why is everyone piling on cat
[2013-02-21 03:35:20] * Yewchung am
[2013-02-21 03:35:27] <anacreon> (oh its night)
[2013-02-21 03:35:36] <Yewchung> (also what are we even doing during night?)
[2013-02-21 03:35:38] <Paranoia> LIVE LIST O' BITCHES:  SCHAZER, SOLARIS, DARCY, ANACREON, YEWCHUNG, PALAMEDES
[2013-02-21 03:35:43] <Yewchung> (Are there night actions?)
[2013-02-21 03:35:43] <Palamedes> (STABBING)
[2013-02-21 03:35:49] <Yewchung> (Are there roles?)
[2013-02-21 03:35:50] <Palamedes> (YES YOU STAB SOMEONE)
[2013-02-21 03:35:54] <Yewchung> (How)
[2013-02-21 03:35:59] <Cat> pm para a name
[2013-02-21 03:36:04] <Cat> other than your own
[2013-02-21 03:36:04] <Paranoia> BY PMING ME A PERSON TO KILL
[2013-02-21 03:36:05] <Yewchung> (ah)
[2013-02-21 03:36:14] <Cat> I... guess you could send your name?
[2013-02-21 03:36:15] <Schazer> (SOMEONE WHO IS NOT PART OF THE SOLLIATIONS
[2013-02-21 03:36:17] <Schazer> )
[2013-02-21 03:36:30] <Schazer> ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY WITH THE POWER
[2013-02-21 03:37:47] <Paranoia> SO YOU ALL WAKE UP, AND FIND YEWCHUNG IS THE OWNER OF A PALTRY ONE STAB WOUND.
[2013-02-21 03:37:56] <Schazer> noooooooo
[2013-02-21 03:37:58] <Schazer> so young
[2013-02-21 03:37:58] <Paranoia> SHOWING HIM HOW IT'S DONE IS DARCY, WHO IS ROCKING TWO
[2013-02-21 03:38:03] <Schazer> WHICH ONE YOU FUCKERS DID THIS
[2013-02-21 03:38:14] <Schazer> YOUL PAY
[2013-02-21 03:38:20] <Paranoia> AND AT THE TOP OF THE "BEIN' STABBED" HEAP IS ANACREON WITH A BITCHIN' 3 STAB WOONDS
[2013-02-21 03:38:22] <Paranoia> WOUNDS
[2013-02-21 03:38:23] <Palamedes> NO
[2013-02-21 03:38:25] <Paranoia> DAY TWO: START
[2013-02-21 03:38:27] <Palamedes> WAIT YES
[2013-02-21 03:38:29] <Schazer> YO
[2013-02-21 03:38:30] <Palamedes> ANACREON IS DEAD
[2013-02-21 03:38:30] <Palamedes> AHAHA
[2013-02-21 03:38:36] <Palamedes> So
[2013-02-21 03:38:37] <Schazer> excellence
[2013-02-21 03:38:38] <Palamedes> it's the three of us
[2013-02-21 03:38:41] <Solaris> IT SEEMS THAT WE HAVE REACHED THE FINAL BATTLE
[2013-02-21 03:38:43] <Paranoia> Livelist:  Schazer, Solaris, Palamedes
[2013-02-21 03:38:44] <Schazer> good job soalition
[2013-02-21 03:38:48] <Schazer> solalition
[2013-02-21 03:38:52] <Schazer> we done did good
[2013-02-21 03:38:53] <Palamedes> We did it
[2013-02-21 03:38:57] <Paranoia> SOLARIS, I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE UP THE IMMUNITY IDOLVEST
[2013-02-21 03:39:02] <Schazer> aw butts
[2013-02-21 03:39:03] <Paranoia> BECAUSE THIS IS THE FINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL
[2013-02-21 03:39:04] <Palamedes> I admit I am surprised
[2013-02-21 03:39:05] <Solaris> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2013-02-21 03:39:09] <Schazer> PALA LET's BUTTRUSH HIm
[2013-02-21 03:39:10] <Palamedes> oh shit
[2013-02-21 03:39:11] <Schazer> BUMRUSH HIM
[2013-02-21 03:39:14] <Solaris> NOO
[2013-02-21 03:39:14] * Schazer votes SOL
[2013-02-21 03:39:16] <Palamedes> sure yeah
[2013-02-21 03:39:17] <Solaris> DONT YOU DARE
[2013-02-21 03:39:18] * Palamedes votes SOl
[2013-02-21 03:39:18] <Solaris> NOOOOOOOOOO
[2013-02-21 03:39:26] <Solaris> SOBBING
[2013-02-21 03:39:34] <Palamedes> Shhh no tears
[2013-02-21 03:39:35] <Paranoia> AND THEN THE QUEEN BITCH WAS DETHRONED
[2013-02-21 03:39:36] <Palamedes> only stabs
[2013-02-21 03:39:38] <Paranoia> LETS BRING IN THE JURY
[2013-02-21 03:39:46] <Solaris> >:C
[2013-02-21 03:39:47] <Paranoia> TO DECIDE THE FINAL WHATEVER THE FUCK
[2013-02-21 03:39:50] =-= Yewchung is now known as The_Jury
[2013-02-21 03:39:53] <Paranoia> SCHAZER, PALAMEDES
[2013-02-21 03:39:59] <Paranoia> I PRESENT TO YOU THE MEMBERS OF THE JURY
[2013-02-21 03:40:03] =-= YOU are now known as The_Fury
[2013-02-21 03:40:04] <Schazer> hey dudebros
[2013-02-21 03:40:05] <Schazer> what up
[2013-02-21 03:40:07] <Palamedes> Oh shit
[2013-02-21 03:40:09] <The_Jury> Hmm yes yes
[2013-02-21 03:40:10] <The_Jury> what
[2013-02-21 03:40:11] <The_Jury> what
[2013-02-21 03:40:13] <The_Jury> hmmm
[2013-02-21 03:40:15] <The_Jury> well
[2013-02-21 03:40:17] <The_Jury> I do say
[2013-02-21 03:40:18] <Palamedes> well this is awkward
[2013-02-21 03:40:22] <The_Fury> COOOOOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
[2013-02-21 03:40:22] <Schazer> quite
[2013-02-21 03:40:23] <Deceptive> So who shanked me?
[2013-02-21 03:40:25] <Paranoia> YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO EITHER QUESTION THESE TWO LOSSSEEERSS ABOUT WHO GETS TO WIN
[2013-02-21 03:40:27] <Palamedes> so what now
[2013-02-21 03:40:31] <Paranoia> OR JUST VOTE
[2013-02-21 03:40:31] <Deceptive> One or both of you?
[2013-02-21 03:40:35] <The_Jury> hmm
[2013-02-21 03:40:37] <Paranoia> WHOEVER HAS THE MOST VOTES AT THE END WINS
[2013-02-21 03:40:40] <The_Jury> I like Schazer
[2013-02-21 03:40:42] <Paranoia> AND DO SEND ME YOUR VOTES IN PRIVATE
[2013-02-21 03:40:44] <Palamedes> I did not shank you
[2013-02-21 03:40:52] <Deceptive> LIES
[2013-02-21 03:40:54] <The_Jury> because he has a cool avatar
[2013-02-21 03:40:55] <Palamedes> I was pretty clear with who I was going to shank
[2013-02-21 03:40:55] <Schazer> I like you too jury
[2013-02-21 03:40:59] <The_Jury> but Pala is cool too
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[2013-02-21 03:40:59] <Schazer> :>
[2013-02-21 03:41:03] <anacreon> hi deceptive i stabbed
[2013-02-21 03:41:03] <The_Jury> and is helping me with OS
[2013-02-21 03:41:04] <The_Fury> I QILL PURGE
[2013-02-21 03:41:06] <Palamedes> Also Yew you should like me
[2013-02-21 03:41:06] <The_Fury> WITH FLAMES
[2013-02-21 03:41:08] <Schazer> nah Pala licks goats in his spare time
[2013-02-21 03:41:08] <The_Jury> hmmm
[2013-02-21 03:41:10] <Deceptive> LIES ANA
[2013-02-21 03:41:12] <Deceptive> LIES
[2013-02-21 03:41:13] <Palamedes> I played your game
[2013-02-21 03:41:19] <Schazer> LIESANALIES
[2013-02-21 03:41:20] <Schazer> ANALIES
[2013-02-21 03:41:26] <Palamedes> I invited you into the coalition
[2013-02-21 03:41:39] <Palamedes> I WAS SECOND PLACE IN SHANK A BITCH 1 AND I WILL NOT LOSE A SECOND TIME
[2013-02-21 03:41:46] <Palamedes> you cannot take this from me
[2013-02-21 03:41:47] <anacreon> face is darcy i stabbed you in the back :P
[2013-02-21 03:42:00] <Palamedes> please
[2013-02-21 03:42:04] <Schazer> Jury I'm not gonna sway you either way because that is what CRIMINAL SCUM AND OR DEFENSE LAWYERS do
[2013-02-21 03:42:07] <Palamedes> please
[2013-02-21 03:42:13] <Palamedes> someone talk now
[2013-02-21 03:42:15] <Schazer> so if you think Pala deserves it you should vote him!
[2013-02-21 03:42:31] <Deceptive> i take my stab wounds to the gut like a man
[2013-02-21 03:42:35] <Deceptive> no back for me
[2013-02-21 03:42:36] <The_Jury> Hmmm
[2013-02-21 03:42:37] <Palamedes> okay this is strange
[2013-02-21 03:42:38] <The_Jury> Well
[2013-02-21 03:42:40] <The_Jury> I don't know
[2013-02-21 03:42:40] <Palamedes> am I lagging out
[2013-02-21 03:42:41] <Deceptive> your lies are proven
[2013-02-21 03:42:42] <The_Jury> maybe?
[2013-02-21 03:42:46] <The_Jury> What if I
[2013-02-21 03:42:47] <The_Jury> wait
[2013-02-21 03:42:47] <Deceptive> we are talking pala
[2013-02-21 03:42:48] <The_Jury> PARA
[2013-02-21 03:42:55] <Paranoia> WHAT
[2013-02-21 03:42:59] <The_Jury> How can I stab someone
[2013-02-21 03:43:03] <The_Jury> if I'm already dead?
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[2013-02-21 03:43:06] <Paranoia> YOU CAN'T YOU'RE DEAD
[2013-02-21 03:43:09] <Schazer> OH NO HE DIED
[2013-02-21 03:43:11] <The_Fury> OH NO
[2013-02-21 03:43:14] <Paranoia> WELL SHIT
[2013-02-21 03:43:15] <The_Jury> No I mean Night 1
[2013-02-21 03:43:16] * The_Fury votes schazer
[2013-02-21 03:43:18] <Paranoia> IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK TO US
[2013-02-21 03:43:18] <Schazer> MY ENEMESIS
[2013-02-21 03:43:25] <The_Fury> schazer deserves to win
[2013-02-21 03:43:26] <Schazer> OUR FINAL SHOWDOWN
[2013-02-21 03:43:26] <The_Jury> I was stabbed right?
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[2013-02-21 03:43:27] <Schazer> OUR RATINGS
[2013-02-21 03:43:28] <Paranoia> SCHAZER IS GOING TO WIN BY DEFAULT
[2013-02-21 03:43:29] <Schazer> OUR TV SHOW
[2013-02-21 03:43:29] <The_Fury> because SHE HAD AMBITION
[2013-02-21 03:43:32] <Schazer> OH GOOD HE"S BACK
[2013-02-21 03:43:34] <Palamedes> I'M BACK
[2013-02-21 03:43:37] <The_Fury> PALAMEDES
[2013-02-21 03:43:39] <Schazer> YOU"RE BACK
[2013-02-21 03:43:40] <Palamedes> GOD DAMN INTERNET
[2013-02-21 03:43:41] <Deceptive> pala
[2013-02-21 03:43:42] <The_Fury> YOU FAILED THE GREATEST TEST OF ALL
[2013-02-21 03:43:43] <Palamedes> okay what did I miss
[2013-02-21 03:43:44] <Schazer> ?ME COPESOUSLY MAKES OUT WITH
[2013-02-21 03:43:45] <The_Jury> But I somehow stabbed Ana
[2013-02-21 03:43:48] <Deceptive> are you a dirty self shanker
[2013-02-21 03:43:49] <The_Fury> WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO BETRAY ME
[2013-02-21 03:43:56] <The_Fury> YOU ONLY DID IT AS A FOLLOWER
[2013-02-21 03:44:00] <Schazer> Deceptive it is perfectly normal for young people to explore
[2013-02-21 03:44:01] <The_Jury> While being dead myself
[2013-02-21 03:44:03] <The_Fury> SCHAZER DID IT AS THE LEADER!!!!!!!
[2013-02-21 03:44:03] <Schazer> there is nothign wrong with it
[2013-02-21 03:44:06] <Palamedes> No I was going to do it anyways
[2013-02-21 03:44:13] <Schazer> BUT SOL
[2013-02-21 03:44:16] <Palamedes> besides
[2013-02-21 03:44:18] <Deceptive> but he'll go blind
[2013-02-21 03:44:18] <Schazer> I WAS ONLY ADMIRING YOUR LEADERLINESS
[2013-02-21 03:44:24] <Schazer> I WAS CAPTIVATED BY ITS BEAUTY
[2013-02-21 03:44:30] <Deceptive> you know, from the eye shankings
[2013-02-21 03:44:43] <Palamedes> anyways
[2013-02-21 03:44:46] <Palamedes> people should vote me
[2013-02-21 03:44:59] <The_Fury> I DONT VOTE FOR FOLLOWERS
[2013-02-21 03:45:00] <Schazer> vote... TO DIE
[2013-02-21 03:45:07] <Schazer> FOLOLOLOLOLLOWER
[2013-02-21 03:45:09] <Palamedes> I had my victory swept from under my feet by a dashing stabber once before
[2013-02-21 03:45:18] <Palamedes> I will not let it happen again
[2013-02-21 03:45:21] <The_Fury> that sounds really kinky
[2013-02-21 03:45:27] <Palamedes> it was
[2013-02-21 03:45:38] <Palamedes> lots of knife on knife action with Niall
[2013-02-21 03:45:47] <Palamedes> but he brought protection which was /so/ lame
[2013-02-21 03:45:49] <Paranoia> oh baby i didn't know you swinged that way
[2013-02-21 03:45:54] * Paranoia flutters eyelashes
[2013-02-21 03:45:57] <Schazer> Pala you are not teaching the young peopel good lessons
[2013-02-21 03:46:00] <Palamedes> Para I swing every way
[2013-02-21 03:46:14] <Schazer> PRACTice SAFE IMPALINGS
[2013-02-21 03:46:17] <Schazer> EVERYKIDS
[2013-02-21 03:46:20] <Palamedes> The young people don't need to know any lessons besides
[2013-02-21 03:46:22] <Palamedes> stabbing
[2013-02-21 03:46:23] <Palamedes> how to stab
[2013-02-21 03:46:26] <Palamedes> how to avoid stabs
[2013-02-21 03:46:30] <Schazer> STAB RESPONSIBLY
[2013-02-21 03:46:30] <The_Fury> i love both of you
[2013-02-21 03:46:38] <Palamedes> how to back down and let Pala stab you
[2013-02-21 03:46:41] <Paranoia> OKAY NOW
[2013-02-21 03:46:41] <Schazer> NO MEANS KNOIFE
[2013-02-21 03:46:41] <Palamedes> repeatedly
[2013-02-21 03:46:42] <Paranoia> SHUT UP
[2013-02-21 03:46:44] <Palamedes> visceral stabbing
[2013-02-21 03:46:45] <Paranoia> ALL THE VOTES ARE IN
[2013-02-21 03:46:53] <Paranoia> AND ONE OF YOU IS GETTING SHANKED ON LIVE TELEVISION
[2013-02-21 03:47:00] <Schazer> Oh man that is my dream
[2013-02-21 03:47:02] <Paranoia> WHILE THE OTHER IS CROWNED SHANKING ROYALTY OF SOME SORT
[2013-02-21 03:47:06] <Schazer> no wait it was being on the Amazing Race
[2013-02-21 03:47:07] <Schazer> fuckshit
[2013-02-21 03:47:13] <Palamedes> Hoo boy
[2013-02-21 03:47:16] <Palamedes> so nervous
[2013-02-21 03:47:17] <Paranoia> FIRST VOTE:  SCHAZER
[2013-02-21 03:47:23] <Schazer> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[2013-02-21 03:47:24] <Paranoia> SECOND VOTE: SCHAZER
[2013-02-21 03:47:29] <Paranoia> THIRD VOTE:
[2013-02-21 03:47:30] <Palamedes> NOOO
[2013-02-21 03:47:32] <Paranoia> PALAMEDES
[2013-02-21 03:47:38] <Schazer> wait is this dievotes or kingvotes
[2013-02-21 03:47:38] <Paranoia> FOURTH VOTE: PALAMEDES
[2013-02-21 03:47:39] <The_Fury> oh boy
[2013-02-21 03:47:40] <Palamedes> YESSS
[2013-02-21 03:47:43] <Paranoia> KING VOTES
[2013-02-21 03:47:46] <Schazer> O OOOOOO:
[2013-02-21 03:47:48] <Palamedes> Oh shit
[2013-02-21 03:47:53] <Schazer> OAO
[2013-02-21 03:47:57] <Paranoia> and the winner of ShankaBitch:  IRC is....
[2013-02-21 03:47:58] <Palamedes> so close
[2013-02-21 03:48:03] <Palamedes> Schazer no matter how this ends I
[2013-02-21 03:48:03] <Paranoia> with the final deciding vote:
[2013-02-21 03:48:04] <The_Fury> DRUM ROLL
[2013-02-21 03:48:04] <Schazer> ^ OAO^
[2013-02-21 03:48:07] <Paranoia> PALAMEDES!
[2013-02-21 03:48:08] <Schazer> I love you too Pala
[2013-02-21 03:48:11] <Schazer> FUCKM
[2013-02-21 03:48:15] <Paranoia> now go ahead and stick a knife in schazer's gut.
[2013-02-21 03:48:15] <Palamedes> AHAHAHA
[2013-02-21 03:48:17] <Schazer> FUCK YOU YOU LITLE WHORE SLUT
[2013-02-21 03:48:21] <Palamedes> BITCH
[2013-02-21 03:48:22] =-= YOU are now known as Solaris
[2013-02-21 03:48:24] * Palamedes stabs Schazer
[2013-02-21 03:48:27] <Solaris> i love this game
[2013-02-21 03:48:28] =-= The_Jury is now known as Yewchung
[2013-02-21 03:48:30] * Schazer dies copious
[2013-02-21 03:48:32] <Schazer> ly
[2013-02-21 03:48:32] <Yewchung>  Yay
[2013-02-21 03:48:45] <Solaris> that was great
[2013-02-21 03:48:46] <Palamedes> Wait sorry gotta stick by my principles
[2013-02-21 03:48:53] <Paranoia> CONGRATULATIONS TO PALAMEDES, THE NEW CHAMPION OF SHANK A BITCH
[2013-02-21 03:48:54] <Schazer> stick what in my principles?
[2013-02-21 03:48:55] * Palamedes stabs Schaz again and again and again
[2013-02-21 03:49:00] <Yewchung> it should be coitusly
[2013-02-21 03:49:06] * Schazer takes it bareback
[2013-02-21 03:49:12] <Schazer> |D
[2013-02-21 03:49:16] <Cat> ...lol
[2013-02-21 03:49:18] <Paranoia> ilu people.
[2013-02-21 03:49:24] <Palamedes> Anyone else can take a stab if they want~
[2013-02-21 03:49:33] <Palamedes> plenty to go around
[2013-02-21 03:49:34] <Solaris> no we cant YOU KILLED ME
[2013-02-21 03:49:35] <Schazer> NECROPHILIA
[2013-02-21 03:49:36] <Deceptive> name i'm cool
[2013-02-21 03:49:39] <Schazer> SECOND HAND KNIFE HOLSTER
[2013-02-21 03:49:42] <Solaris> YOU BETRAYED ME
[2013-02-21 03:49:42] * Yewchung stabs Darcy
[2013-02-21 03:49:45] <Deceptive> gsang shankings are my thing
[2013-02-21 03:49:49] <Solaris> I SHOULD HAVE BETRAYED YOU
[2013-02-21 03:49:49] * anacreon stabs darcy again
[2013-02-21 03:49:50] <Deceptive> gang*
[2013-02-21 03:50:04] <Cat> http://i.imgur.com/i7rztiS.png
[2013-02-21 03:50:07] <Paranoia> i wonder if we have enough interest to play again
[2013-02-21 03:50:08] <Cat> this was me all game
[2013-02-21 03:50:11] <Palamedes> I am literally blown away by the fact that anacreon didn't stab me turn one
[2013-02-21 03:50:17] <Solaris> no i need to sleep
[2013-02-21 03:50:18] <Schazer> quick someone log