Paris is Apparently Appaling: RIP EX GKG

2:09
Gallibon the Destroyer
So who wants to start?
2:09
Fr0stfur
Err, Gallibon
Vlady already uses Neo Manda
2:09
Ewanme99
i'll let one of you two start
2:09
Gallibon the Destroyer
Vlady gave her to me.
I've said that many times already.
2:10
Fr0stfur
Tenge Toppa Lazengann, you here?
2:11
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
?
2:11
Fr0stfur
u wanna RP too?
2:11
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
I guess....
not really.
2:11
Fr0stfur
ok
*a UFO appears over Paris, beaming down two kaiju*
Unleashed  (KAM) *screeches and slashes down the Eiffel Tower with a claw*
wtf
Unleashed  (KAMA) *
2:13
Ewanme99
*alex was among one of the people in paris, he was once again on vacation.* alex: HOLY GOD... holy god!
2:13
Fr0stfur
poor Alex
2:13
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) and  (Neo Manda) *show up*
2:13
Fr0stfur
Unleashed  (KUM) *spits webbing at  (Neo Manda) *
2:15
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) *fires electricity from her mouth at U.  (KUM) *
2:16
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) *leaps away from the electricity*
U.  (KAMA) *flies at and rams into  (Neo Varan) *
2:18
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) <(Oh now your asking for it!)
 (Neo Varan) *slashes at U.  (Kama) with his claws*
2:18
Ewanme99
(how do those little avatar thingies work? just knowing for future reference.)
2:18
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) *slams her tail at U.  (KUM) *
2:18
Fr0stfur
( Insert Here )
or just (Inser Here)
2:19
Ewanme99
(ah)
2:19
Fr0stfur
Like ( Godzilla ) makes  (Godzilla)
U.  (KUM) *knocked back by the tail*
U.  (KAMA) *screeches and slashes Neo Varan back with his own claws*
2:20
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) *glides up*
Ewanme99
*  (KUM) feels an odd feeling on its legs, as if a swarm of creatures were crawling on its legs.*
2:20
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) *comes back down and kicks U.  (Kama) *
2:21
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) <(?????????) *jumps back from the feeling and crashes into a building*
U.  (KAMA) *gets hit and is sent flying back, only to catch itself and fly back at Neo Varan*
2:21
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) *tackles at U.  (KUM) *
 (Neo Manda) *bodyslams U.  (KUM) *
 (Neo Varan) *tail smacks U.  (KAMA) *
2:22
Ewanme99
*the swarm of small creatures bear semblance to humans,but they look odd... they are just about at its waist at this point, they get crushed by  (Neo Manda) , it feels like red hot blood is covering both.*
2:23
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) <(......)
 (Neo Manda) *just keeps attacking U.  (KUM) *
2:23
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) *covers  (NMAN) in a net of webbing*
U.  (KAMA) *ducks the tail smack and uppercuts  (NVAR) *
2:24
Gallibon the Destroyer
brb
2:25
Fr0stfur
kk
2:26
Ewanme99
(5 mins left and i gtg)
2:29
Gallibon the Destroyer
back
2:30
Fr0stfur
yay
2:31
Ewanme99
gtg
2:31
Gallibon the Destroyer
 o/
2:32
Fr0stfur
o bai  \o
2:32
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) *flies over to Neo Manda to release her*
 (Neo Manda) *strangling inside the web*
Ewanme99 has been slashed by Gigan!
2:32
Fr0stfur
 (UFO) *shoots at  (NVAR) as he flies over to Neo Manda*
2:32
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) *thrashing about*
2:33
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) *continues to entangle Neo Manda in webbing*
2:33
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) *is hit*
2:34
Fr0stfur
(
U.  (KUM) *sends a net of webbing at NVAR next*
2:36
Gallibon the Destroyer
I got this weird feeling in my throat right now
2:36
Fr0stfur
weird
2:36
Gallibon the Destroyer
Like i'm afraid to swallow right now
Like, scared I might choke.
Okay, it's starting to pass....
2:37
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
....
2:37
Gallibon the Destroyer
Oh hi Tengen
 (Neo Manda) *breaks free finally, but is frantic*
 (Neo Varan) *gets back up*
 (Neo Varan) *coils around, fires electricity from her mouth at U. (KAMA) *
2:40
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) *slams a leg into  (NMAN)
2:40
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) *swipes at the leg with sheer force*
2:40
Fr0stfur
U.  (KAMA) *flies out of the way of the electricity beam, rams into  (NVAR) *
 (UFO) *sends a laser beam at Neo Manda*
2:41
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) *slashes at U.  (KAMA) 's underside*
 (Neo Varan) *glides out of the way from the  (UFO) beam*
2:41
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) *arm is ripped off*
2:41
Gallibon the Destroyer
*  (Neo Manda)
 (Neo Manda) *is hit, but goes on*
2:41
Fr0stfur
U.  (KAMA) *starts bleeding from the slash, slashes Neo Varan's chest with his own claws*
2:42
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) *fires electricty at U.  (KUM) *
 (Neo Varan) *blasts his wind attacks at U.  (KAMA) *
2:42
Fr0stfur
 (UFO) *bombards Neo Varan and Neo Manda with missiles*
U.  (KUM) *blasted back by the electricity*
U.  (KAMA) *flies backwards to propel himself a thousand meters back from Neo Varan*
2:43
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) *is hit; fires her water-based attacks at the  (UFO) *
 (Neo Varan) *charges at U.  (KAMA) *
2:44
Fr0stfur
 (UFO) *is hit by the water attack, shorts out and crashes*
U.  (KAMA) *jumps out of the way*
2:44
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) <(Hehe.)
2:45
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) *suddenly seems confused as the UFO crashes*
2:45
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) *kicks at U.  (KAMA) and blasts his wind-powers at him*
2:45
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) <(Whdfhats' gonigng onnnnn???) *sees the UFO, then turns to Manda, then back to the UFO*
U.  (KAMA) *gets kicked and flies back*
2:46
Flaredragon00
*another UFO flies by*  (UFO) <( ....Wrong planet.) *sighs bitterly, flying off*
2:46
Fr0stfur
U.  (KAMA) *camoflauges as he sees U.  (KUM) 's reaction to hide himself from  (NVAR) *
Ayy Flare you're back from your 10-hour AFK
2:47
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) *goes over to  (Neo Manda) *
 (Neo Varan) <(We done yet?)
 (Neo Manda) <(Not quite.)
2:47
Flaredragon00
i haven't been afk for 10 hours don't even
2:47
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) ghuwho arre yoyouuu?) *to  (NVAR) *
2:47
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 o/
2:47
Fr0stfur
WHATEVER
4 HOURS 10 HOURS
SAME THING
2:48
Gallibon the Destroyer
 o/
2:49
Fr0stfur
*meanwhile, from shutting off, the programs disguising he UFO as a generic UFO turn off a well*
the*
2:49
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) and  (Neo Varan) *ambush U.  (KUM) *
2:50
Fr0stfur
U.  (KUM) <(Whatygdgdghud arrgre youhyiju deoiinjih?????) *too confused to properly defend himself anymore*
2:51
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) <(Should we beat him up?)
 (Neo Manda) <(He can't do anything to us anymore.)
 (Neo Manda) <(Leave him.)
2:51
Flaredragon00
 (UFO) *flies by again* <( ...Dammit, Kibalazo! YOU WENT TO THE SAME FUCKING PLANET, IN THE SAME FUCKING PLACE!)
2:51
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) <('Kay.)
2:51
Flaredragon00
 (UFO) *another voice* <( It's not my fault...)
 (UFO) *first voice* <( I'M SO PISSED THAT I'M GOING TO FIRE A LASER AT THAT SPIDER!) *fires a laser...but it bounces off.*
2:52
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Varan) <(Now where is the praying mantis guy at....)
2:52
Flaredragon00
 (UFO) *second voice* <(....Our weapons suck.)
2:53
Fr0stfur
U.  (KAMA) *un-camouflages and flies off*
2:53
Flaredragon00
*the beam does manage to hit something, though....*
2:53
Fr0stfur
*the crashed UFO looks like this now: https://d2t1xqejof9utc.cloudfront.net/screenshots/pics/0f42f218f57be140fa06b5cfdf7e8b91/large.png *
2:53
Gallibon the Destroyer
Neat.
 (Neo Varan) *flies off*
2:54
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Une belle journée, tout le monde?) *is now standing in the city*
2:54
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Neo Manda) *swims away*
2:54
Fr0stfur
LOL
2:54
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( ....)
2:54
Fr0stfur
Those two see GKG and are like "NOPE!"
2:54
Gallibon the Destroyer
....They didn't notice him coming.
2:54
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *fires eye beams at the two leaving kaiju* <( DON'T IGNORE ME, BRATS!)
2:54
Gallibon the Destroyer
Hell, I didn't know he was coming.
Hey is MechaGodzilla 2007 dead?
Jw
2:55
Fr0stfur
ooops yeah
2:55
Flaredragon00
 (UFO) *first voice* <( Is that....a Malrao?)  (UFO) *second voice* <( Sure....looks like it. Except more...mechanical-y. And ugly.)
 (UFO) *first voice* <( Shit, I just realized we had our speakers on from the gas station.)
 (UFO) *second voice* <( ...Well. If it is a Malrao, it's probably to stupid to speakANYLANGUAGEOHSHIT--)
*the UFO is vaporized with extreme prejudice by the insulted Ghidorah*
EX  (GKG) <( Anyway. Time to wreck...what city is this?)
2:57
Fr0stfur
*Paris*
2:58
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Whatever. I'm going to épave de la merde hors de lui.) *laughs, before crashing throughout the city*
EX  (GKG) <( Oh, wait, this is Paris! Always loved this city. Too bad everyone here has to die.) *starts flopping around, making strange noises as he lays waste to the city with his flops creating seismic waves.*
2:59
Gallibon the Destroyer
*Loud mechanical footsteps can be heard coming his way*
2:59
Fr0stfur
R.I.P. Paris, Flopped to dea-oh
3:00
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Oh, thank god, something minorly interesting.) *gets up, shaking off the dust, and smushed human parts.*
3:00
Gallibon the Destroyer
*They appear to to be getting louder and louder*
 (Gipsy Danger) *slowly walks towards EX  (GKG) , drawing out both chainswords*
3:01
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( ...Revoke the minor part, replace it with "more than minor, but still not major." Is there a word for that?)
3:02
Fr0stfur
I'll join too (again)
3:02
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Oh well. Anyway...) *smacks tail on the ground, causing it to crack behind him*
3:02
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *clenches it's fists as it glares at EX  (GKG) *
 (Gipsy Danger) *takes a stance*
3:02
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Oh, there's THAT look again. The look of the wannabe hero.)
EX  (GKG) <( Or is that look just molded into your eyes, hm?)
3:02
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *just stands there*
3:03
Fr0stfur
*another mecha appears, flying into Paris behind Gipsy Danger*
3:03
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Because if it is, I'm afraid that look annoys me so much that I'm going to have to TEAR IT OUT OF YOUR MECHANICAL FACE.)
3:03
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *runs at EX  (GKG) , slashes at EX  (GKG) with it's chainswords*
 (Gipsy Danger) *then strikes him again*
3:04
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) *flies in, shooting lasers and missiles everywhere to look cool and ending up destroying some buildings*
3:04
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *sensed his opponent's presence, emerging from a nearby body of water*
3:05
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *then blasts it's Pulse Launcher at him*
3:05
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *roars to announce his presence to his rival*
3:05
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *is damaged, but not as much as the machine hoped for*
EX  (GKG) *turns his rightest head* <( Oh, jesus shit, no.)
3:06
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *charges, scutes glowing as bony scutes emerge from his arm*
3:06
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Look, I know we have this "rivalry" thing where you annoy me until I get pissed off and leave, but I am REALLY not in the mood.)
3:06
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(I'm here to save the d-) *tries to ram into Grand King Ghidorah from the side, but miscalculates it by a meter and slides into the Arc de Triomphe instead*
3:07
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( So if you could do me a favor and go to hell already, where you'll be ending up anyway, that would be quite kind of you.)
3:07
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *jumps up, slicing GKG's head*
3:07
Fr0stfur
I think my no-sleep loopyness have transferred over to my characters
3:07
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *kicks at EX  (GKG) *
Lol
3:08
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *dodges, headbutting IguanaGoji into a building*
EX  (GKG) *wraps his neck around Danger's leg, starts thrashing it around*
EX  (GKG) <( You know, I'd tell you how much stronger I've gotten, but knowing you, you probably attained some new power of sorts, too.)
3:09
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(I won't be paying for that!) *moves away from the Arc de Triomphe's rubble and slams his sledgehammer arm into EX  (GKG) *
3:09
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *forcibly stumbles off from EX  (GKG) *
3:09
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( It won't be enough, but it'll make me have to waste more time in my quest to rid this wretched, hideous world of its wretched, hideous life. Then do that to the rest of the--) *stumbles a little from the sledgehammer*
3:10
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *stands up, smirking*
3:10
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *blasts Bay* <( Universe.)
EX  (GKG) <( Then I'll ascend to the plane of the gods, kill all of those bastards off, then become God myself, and then do my ultimate goal-- rip that Rot-whoever fucker straight from reality, and make it so that he never existed.)
EX  (GKG) <( And also bring my daughter back to life, but what do you care? I'm going to be enjoying your roasted innards, beast.) *slams tail on the ground*
3:11
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) *flies back from the blast, but stops himself before he slams into another major landmark*
3:11
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *draws out Plasmacasters*
 (Gipsy Danger) *opens fire at EX  (GKG) *
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *ducks under the fire, before triple-headbutting Danger into another set of buildings*
3:13
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *crashes into the buildings*
3:13
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Ah, fuck it.) *picks up the Monmartre, throws it into the air, and bats it towards EX  (GKG) with his sledgehammer arm*
3:13
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( At least this is more interesting.) *tail whips it back straight at Baymax*
3:14
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *throws a building straight at EX  (GKG) 's chest*
3:14
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Ah!!!) *swings his sledgehammer arm wildly and ends up batting the Montmartre at Gipsy Danger by accident*
3:15
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *is hit, clumisly stumbles over*
3:15
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *stands up, scutes glowing orange, snarling*
3:15
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) <(.....)
 (Gipsy Danger) *gets back on track, heads for EX  (GKG) *
3:16
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Oh, boy. Your épines are glowing orange. This can only mean good things for me.)
3:16
Gallibon the Destroyer
brb
3:17
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *arm scutes glow as well, his nuclear energy transferring into his arms*
3:17
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Oh, is this really happening again?)
3:17
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Heh, sorry!) *turns his sledgehammer arm into a chainsaw next*
@Gipsy Dange
3:17
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *horns start glowing with gravity energy*
3:17
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *snarls, clenching his fists*
3:18
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *eyes glow red* <( Are you, perchance, ready?) *grins*
3:18
Gallibon the Destroyer
back
3:19
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *begins a steady job toward GKG before charging forward at full speed*
3:19
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *flies forward at Iguana, giggling in Ghidoran*
3:19
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *runs at EX  (GKG) and blasts at his wings with it's plasmacasters*
3:19
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *raises his fists, roaring*
3:21
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *swerves out of the plasmacaster fire's way*
EX  (GKG) *continues flying, horns still glowing*
3:21
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *staggers back*
 (Gipsy Danger) *readies itself*
You are now away.
You are no longer away.
3:23
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Come on, don't hold back, you scumbag! I want to see you recoil in terror! I WANT TO SEE YOUR FEAR!)
3:23
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *jumps upward, spinning around before slashing GKG with his scutes, Dai-Setsuden style*
3:23
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *makes an "fuck you" finger at EX  (GKG) *
3:23
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *counters both slashes with gravity headbutts*
3:24
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *fires it's Pulse Launcher at EX  (GKG) 's middle head*
3:24
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *smirks, as the scutes begin to bleed, still holding the attack against the heads*
3:24
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Oh! Can I recoil in terror too?) *uses shoulder-mounted speakers to make a sonic blast that propels him towards EX  (GKG) , slashing the dragon with his chainsaw arm*
3:24
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Don't you get it BirthGoji? I'M THE STRONGEST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! And I'm going to make it all--) *is hit with the chainsaw and the pulse launcher, but doesn't budge*
3:24
Fr0stfur
BirthGoji?
3:25
Flaredragon00
IGuanaGoji
I Fucked up
Im so sorr
FUck
3:25
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
yes you did
3:25
Flaredragon00
FUckigngkg
GOd dammittn
3:25
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
you really fucked up that one
3:25
Fr0stfur
=  (IguanaGoji) now?
 (BirthGoji) =  (IguanaGoji) *
3:25
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( I am going to make it all pay for what it did to me...and my beautiful daughter! NOT A THING WILL LIVE! YOU HEAR ME?! THEY'LL ALL BURN!)
EX  (GKG) <( EVERYTHING WILL BURN!)
3:25
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *eyes widen in anger at being called BirthGoji, before smashing his scutes past the headbutt*
3:26
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *is obviously not in his right mind*
EX  (GKG) <( WHAT'S WRONG, GOOGOGGJGIGIGIGI!?! WHAT IS WRONG?! AFRAID OF YOUR DOOM! DOOM! DOOOOOM! GYAHAHAHAHA!)
EX  (GKG) <( Je vais vous envoyer tous en enfer! J'espère que vous me salue avec un sourire chaleureux!)
3:27
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *jumps backward after slashing the Ghidorah's head, growling, but maintaining his composure against his foe*
3:27
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( What's wrong? Afraid of what this world has created?)
3:27
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) *actually recoils in terror at GKG's mad babbling*
3:28
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *just stands there unfazed*
3:28
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Because I haven't even gotten started yet...)
3:28
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *smirks, knowing full well that the fight is just beginning*
3:29
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Soon, I will be a God...and you... will be but a fleeting memory! You hear me? I WILL BE THE DEFINITION OF OMNIPOTENCE!)
3:29
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Wait, I'm a robot! I'm not supposed to get scared!) *regains his determination, but lets EX  (GKG) monologue*
3:29
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *walks forward towards GKG calmly*
3:30
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( First killing my brother, and then my daughter...this world deserves nothing but death and destruction, from Votre sincèrement!)
EX  (GKG) <( Also, I think it killed my dad, but that guy was a weakling anyway, so.)
3:31
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *stops, somewhat agreeing with the Ghidoran on some of his principles, before continuing to walk* <(No.)
3:31
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(So, can we keep fighting now?)
3:31
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *charges again, baring his teeth, snarling*
3:32
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( No, what? You usually only speak when there's something IMPORTANT to say.)
EX  (GKG) <( Well. As important as you can be, anyway.)
3:32
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *just stands there*
3:33
Fr0stfur
Good point, Gipsy!
3:33
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *nods* <(The world.... is flawed, but beautiful.) *ceases his short speech*
 (IguanaGoji) *eyes flash red for a moment, as he charges, his scutes glowing a brilliant red now*
3:34
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *plasmacasters glow*
3:35
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *jumps upward, preparing his attack*
3:35
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Yeah, what he said.) *green circle onthe center of his chest lights up, and he begins to radiate green energy as well*
3:36
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( ... Flawed doesn't even begin to describe it.) *sounds a lot more melancholy*
EX  (GKG) *tailslaps Iguana to the ground*
3:37
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *slashes through the tail in one swipe, falling toward GKG*
3:37
Gallibon the Destroyer
Whoa, 579 pages now.
3:38
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) *turns his right arm into a flail and lights the spiked ball on fire with his wrist flamethrower*
ikr
so manyy
3:38
Gallibon the Destroyer
Also Fr0stfur
3:38
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *brings his arm scutes down on GKG's chest, slashing into it*
3:38
Gallibon the Destroyer
You forgot this category for Varan 2007:
Category:Varan
lol
3:38
Fr0stfur
kk
3:39
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Just die already.) *sends out a gravity pulse, sending the Gojiran back as his chest and tail begin to heal*
3:39
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
*except that the healing appears to be slowed now*
3:39
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( I don't need your optimism and stupidity. You know what I've been through?)
3:39
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *skids back, nodding* <(Yes.)
3:40
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Not all of it.)
EX  (GKG) <( You don't know. You'll never know.)
EX  (GKG) <( Vous serpent à pattes stupide.)
3:40
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *stands up straight, his arm scutes retreating back into his arm*
3:41
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *fires powerful blasts of it's Plasmacasters at EX (GKG) while also twirling*
3:41
Fr0stfur
LOL
3:41
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *walks toward GKG slowly, knowing full well the pain of losing a child, and his entire race*
3:41
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *turns to Danger, ramming into the mech with gravity headbutt*
3:41
Fr0stfur
Why is Gipsy Danger twirling?
Is it a ballerina jaeger?
 XD
3:42
Gallibon the Destroyer
Just doing because
Though that seems more like something Kashima C would do.
3:42
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE begins playing*
3:42
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *stumbles back*
3:43
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *growls lightly for Gipsy Danger to stay back*
3:43
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *does so*
3:43
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( From birth, I was conceived as a second rate destroyer! Not as strong as my brother, with not as much potential...)
EX  (GKG) <( From my conception, I have been a second place God of Death!)
EX  (GKG) <( And now, that my brother's gone, and I have nothing to lose?)
EX  (GKG) <( Well. Now there's only one candidate for God of Death...the Ultimate Destroyer....)
EX  (GKG) <( The King of Ghidorah.)
EX  (GKG) <( Now I, l'estimé Gaius Grand Ghidorah, am now going to make this the first planet I wipe out! Consider it a privilege.)
3:46
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *increases his heart rate, causing his heart's nuclear energy output to quadruple inside his body, causing him great pain*
3:46
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *senses what Iguana is doing, increases his own power in response*
You are now away.
You are no longer away.
3:47
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *eyes flash green, his footsteps melting the ground beneath them, his arm scutes now glowing a bright green*
3:47
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *the area around him starts melting from his energy output, as his entire body glows gold*
3:48
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *body begins to glow green to counter GKG, snarling*
3:48
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *flexes wings, eyes glowing bright red, as his horns crackle*
3:49
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *continues walking, flexing his fists slightly*
3:49
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( If there's anything I must tell you, before you go? I never considered you a "rival", like you apparently considered me. You were just a reminder of my failings.) *starts walking towards Iguana*
EX  (GKG) <( How much of a weakling I was.)
EX  (GKG) <( And looking at you now? It reminds me of the weakness that made me unable to save my daughter.)
3:50
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *movement increases in speed, turning into a jog*
3:50
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *starts gliding*
EX  (GKG) <( So, when you're dead...I'll have a bit clearer of a conscience.)
3:51
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *jog turns into a run, charging at GKG*
3:51
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *flies at IguanaGoji at high speeds, the sound barrier breaking quite quickly, then breaking again, and again as he speeds up.*
3:52
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *manages to match his speed on land, smashing into GKG*
3:53
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *golden aura flares up*
EX  (GKG) <( Meurs meurs meurs! Laissez mes échecs derrière moi! Je gagnerai! Je vais réussir! Je suis le plus grand jamais il y avait!)
3:53
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *green aura flares up as he holds his own*
3:53
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <{You two think you can leave me behind? Not today!} *glow begins to change color as he overloads his own reactor to gain more power*
whatever lol
 (Baymax) *Sonic pulses himself into the fray, bashing his flaming flail into EX  (GKG) 's middle head*
3:55
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( I HATE YOU!) *fires an incredibly powerful gravity beam at Bay*
3:56
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *uses the momentary distraction to slice through the middle head's neck with his arm scutes repeatedly*
3:56
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *is sliced, flies out of the way as his wounds heal slower*
3:56
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Oh, shit!) *gets a hole blown in him from the gravity beam*
3:56
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( No...I won't die here. I won't, I won't, I WON'T!)
EX  (GKG) <( I DON'T NEED THIS FILTHY, MURDEROUS PLANET!)
EX  (GKG) <( I'LL JUST BLOW IT UP WITH MY GRAVITY RAYS!)
3:57
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *prepares himself*
3:57
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *starts charging up, flying in the air and glowing at a blinding light level*
3:57
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *snarls, squinting slightly before increasing his own aura*
3:57
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *starts charging green gravity rays, but the simply act of charging is enough to start melting the city around them into nothing...and then the ground starts melting, too.*
3:58
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Ow...) *smoking as he gets out his flail arm again*
3:58
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Dodge this next attack if you can, vous écailleuse salaud!)
EX  (GKG) <( But even if I miss you, everything you know and love will go up in SMOOOOOOOOOKE! JUST LIKE MINE! )
3:59
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Welp, I've got nothing to lose now...) *overloads his reactor further and further to increase his own power*
3:59
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *the glow becomes even more horrendously bright*
3:59
Gallibon the Destroyer
BRB
4:00
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *roars in response, scutes glowing brighter as his own aura intensifies around him*
4:00
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) *turns his other arm into a chainsaw as he spins his flail arm around, glowing a blinding lime green*
4:01
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( GRAVITY.....RAY...... ) *the charging becomes even more intense, as the ground begins to quake and spout...scarlet orange viscous fluid?*
EX  (GKG) <( READY....... FIRE!!! )
4:02
Gallibon the Destroyer
BACK
4:02
Fr0stfur
EVERYONE KILL
NOW
 :P
4:02
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *fires incredibly, ridiculously, almightily powerful green gravity rays from his three maws*
4:03
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *barely dodges, fires it's Plasmacasters at full power at EX  (GKG) *
4:03
Fr0stfur
* Fr0stfur waits patiently for Tengen to post first*
4:04
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *takes the full blunt of the attack, absorbing the power into his body before flying at GKG, doing irreparable damage to insides as he smashes into GKG, firing his attack with the full force of both attacks at GKG*
4:04
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *is sent blasting back by the attack, screaming*
4:04
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) *tanks the gravity beams and takes massive damge, cuts the chain on his flail with his chainsaw arm, sending the energy-filled, flaming spiked ball of death hurtling straight at EX  (GKG) 's chest *
Uggggh Flare replies too fast
4:05
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
(IguanGoji) *keeps on the attack, holding it directly to GKG at point blanc*
4:05
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( No, no, no, no non, cela ne peut pas se produire! Je ne peux pas perdre! Je suis censé me venger!)
4:05
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *charges at EX  (GKG) with chainswords, taking a plenty of damage*
4:06
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(Fuck! Time for plan B!) *flies forwards and sinks his chainsaw arm into EX  (GKG) 's body*
4:06
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *is cut up, before crashing into the ground, the viscous fluid getting everywhere.*
EX  (GKG) *starts sinking into the ground*
EX  (GKG) <( Am I....so weak....?)
4:06
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *staggers back*
4:06
Flaredragon00
 (??) <( YEAH. YOU KINDA ARE. )
4:06
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *glares down at the Ghidoran, gathering his remaining energy into his foot, flying down at the Ghidoran*
4:06
Fr0stfur
OH FUCK
*sirens
New Challenger Approaching!
4:07
Flaredragon00
 (KRO) *walks forward, eyes glowing* <( HEY BRO. HOW'S MY WEAK LITTLE BROTHER DOING, EH? )
4:07
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
......EEEEEEEEEEH????
4:07
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) *recognizes the voice* <( ...K...King?!)
4:07
Fr0stfur
Kamen Rider Ouja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:07
Flaredragon00
 (KRO) <( IN THE FLESH. WELL. NOT MY FLESH. SEE, I KINDA MADE A DEAL AND FUSED WITH THIS ASAKURA GUY. IT'S BEEN A PRETTY NICE DEAL. )
4:08
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
......
4:08
Gallibon the Destroyer
....
4:08
Fr0stfur
AKA King Ghidorah or something IIRC
4:08
Flaredragon00
It's been that way for a while dudes.
4:08
Fr0stfur
I think Flare did this a year or so ago
4:08
Flaredragon00
I am not pulling this out of my ass I swear
4:08
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
I figured as much.
4:08
Fr0stfur
^^^^^
Seriously this was established beforehand
4:09
Gallibon the Destroyer
I wasn't there for that though.
4:09
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
Given that Rei Ayanami is Shadowmoon, and Shinji Ikari is a Kamen Rider.
4:09
Gallibon the Destroyer
But what do I know.
4:09
Flaredragon00
that never happened
i retconned that
it never happened, ever
4:09
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
yes it did. totally happened
4:09
Flaredragon00
do not speak of it, how do you even know that
4:09
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
I was there during the last moments of Shinji as a Kamen Rider.
 (IguanaGoji) *slams into GKG's chest at full-force with his final nuclear kick*
4:10
Flaredragon00
 (KRO) <( ANYWAY. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY, REALLY FUCKED UP. AND I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. PRETTY SURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, TOO. MAN. WHAT A WAY TO GO. BEATEN BY SOME WEAK ASS NEANDERTHAL GOJIRAN, A JAEGER, AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT THING IS. )
EX  (GKG) *spits blood, chest breaking*
4:11
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *leg is broken on impact, earning a snarl of both satisfaction and pain from IguanaGoji*
4:11
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) <(....)
 (Gipsy Danger) *draws back chainswords*
4:11
Flaredragon00
 (KRO) <( YOU MADE A REALLY BIG MESS FOR A REAL STUPID REASON. OH, AND BY THE WAY. YOU'LL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS I AM. ) *aims the VenoVisor at GKG, firing a beam and piercing through his core, causing his eyes to widen*
 (KRO) <( BECAUSE I'M THE FINAL BOSS, YOU LITTLE BITCH. GO ROT IN HELL. )
4:12
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *puts away Plasmacasters*
4:12
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) *  ._. *
4:12
Flaredragon00
 (KRO) *laughs, walking off*
4:12
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *collapses fully, his body's ability to maintain pain having finally given way, looking over at the Ghidoran*
4:12
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *is silent*
4:13
Flaredragon00
 (KRO) *turns to the Gojiran, laughs even harder* <( MAN, THAT'S WHAT KILLED YOU? YOU SUCK, DUDE. ) *leaves*
4:13
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) <(.....)
4:13
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) <(.....)
4:14
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) *  ._. *
4:14
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( .... My life is a vortex of misery and embarassment. ) *sinks completely*
4:14
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *stands up slowly, attempting to lift GKG's body with what remains of his strength*
 (IguanaGoji) *wants to both make sure the Ghidoran dies properly, and give him a proper burial*
4:16
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <{.......} *right arm falls off*
4:16
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *pulls the Ghidoran out of the pit, roaring in pain as he does so, dragging him onto solid land*
4:16
Fr0stfur
Man, do I feel sorry for everyone but us 4!
4:16
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *just stands there, looming silently*
4:17
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
Why? Because they didn't get to see this?
4:17
Fr0stfur
Yes
 (Baymax) <{I got something.....just for this...} *turns his left arm into a shovel, digs a big hole with it*
Especiallly Kama & Goro
4:18
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *just watches the whole thing progress*
4:19
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Est-ce que vous ... me donnez la miséricorde? Est-ce que vous prenez pitié de moi? Je te hais tellement. Vous et votre .... gentillesse. )
Gallibon the Destroyer has been slashed by Gigan!
4:20
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *sets GKG down slowly, making eye contact through the sheer amount of pain he is experiencing* <(I will.... avenge.... your daughter.)
Gallibon the Destroyer has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
Gallibon the Destroyer has been slashed by Gigan!
Gallibon the Destroyer has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
4:22
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *waits silently for a response, wincing in pain*
4:22
Fr0stfur
Pain In Paris needs to be the page name for this
4:22
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Good luck...guy's apparently....dimensional traveler, or something. )
4:23
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *smiles slightly, before putting GKG out of his misery, unable to heal his wounds, choosing instead to make his death painless as possible*
4:24
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) <(I could help you...) *re-attatches his right arm*
4:25
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *holds up a hand before lifting the Ghidoran's corpse over his shoulder, taking him away*
4:25
Flaredragon00
EX  (GKG) <( Oh, you fuckkeeeerrrrrr....... ) *starts glowing brightly, before exploding violently*
4:26
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *is blasted away by the attack, being knocked out completely as pain finally overrides his ability to maintain consciousness*
4:26
Fr0stfur
test
4:27
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *looks at  (IguanaGoji) *
4:27
Fr0stfur
 (Baymax) *the explosion barely touches him, but falls over anyways as he runs out of energy*
4:28
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *barely breathing as it is*
flare. pm.
4:28
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *stumbles back a little, but is still hit by the explosion*
 (Gipsy Danger) *staggers a few steps back*
4:29
Fr0stfur
Gipsy Danger wins,
last one standing.
4:30
Flaredragon00
It wasn't an attack
That's just kinda how Ghidorans go.
Especially when powered up like that.
4:30
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
Except in DAM. Because stepping
4:31
Fr0stfur
Ghidorans just have explosive personalities
4:31
Flaredragon00
im gonna go, guys
someone save the logs for this
bye
 o/
4:32
Fr0stfur
o bai  \o
4:32
Gallibon the Destroyer
 o/
4:32
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 o/
4:32
Fr0stfur
saving on pastebin
Flaredragon00 has been slashed by Gigan!
4:32
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
don't you dare give it a pun for a name
Gallibon the Destroyer
*Meanwhile on the Viledrode ship*
 (Emperor Tazarus) <(Grand King Ghidorah has died....)
 (Emperor Tazarus) <(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*The rooms seems to glow red just like his eyes do*
4:33
Fr0stfur
Hmm
Do the Viledrodes still have Oceania?
4:34
Gallibon the Destroyer
Most of it.
 (Gipsy Danger) *walks away*
 (Gipsy Danger) *is in need of repairs*
4:34
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
oh sure. just leave iguanagoji sitting there
 :P
4:35
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *stops*
4:35
Fr0stfur
I'll probably have one of my guys try to liberate part of it sometime
4:35
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *turns*
4:35
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
oh crap. he heard me.
4:35
Fr0stfur
yeah Baymax and IguanaGoji are right there
lying
maybe dead
4:35
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *heads towards  (Baymax) and  (IguanaGoji) *
 (Gipsy Danger) *crouches down for  (IguanaGoji) *
 (Gipsy Danger) *tries to feel his pulse*
4:36
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
*it is very faint*
4:36
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *crouches over to  (Baymax) *
4:36
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
*there is no pulse, because he's a machine*
4:37
Fr0stfur
^
4:37
Gallibon the Destroyer
*Wasn't looking for pulse for him*
*Was seeing if still functioned*
4:37
Fr0stfur
*he's kind of falling apart, but he still functions*
4:37
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
*it doesn't, because crappy machines don
*don't work
 :P
4:38
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) <(.....)
4:38
Fr0stfur
He's not a crappy machine, he's a...
4:38
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *lifts  (Baymax) over on shoulder*
4:38
Fr0stfur
 "WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT THING IS.", in King Ghidorah's words
4:38
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *carries him*
4:38
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) <(.....)
4:38
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *goes over to  (IguanaGoji) *
(Gipsy Danger) *drags  (IguanaGoji) with other arm*
4:39
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *is too heavy to be lifted or dragged with one arm, just blast him with one of GD's reactor blasts*
4:39
Gallibon the Destroyer
wat
4:40
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
the turbine thingy from the movie
the reactor blast thingy.
Fr0stfur
http://pastebin.com/042u04zb
4:42
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *blasts Nuclear Vortex Turbine at (IguanGoji)*
*  (IguanaGoji) *
4:43
Tengen Toppa Lazengann
 (IguanaGoji) *is hit by the blast, blowing a hole in his chest, killing him*
nice job breaking it hero
*jkjk
 (IguanaGoji) *the nuclear energy is absorbed into his body, returning his pulse to normal, but leaving him unconscious*
4:44
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (Gipsy Danger) *just carries  (Baymax) away with*
 (Gipsy Danger) *walks away*
You are now away.
test
You are no longer away.
4:47
Fr0stfur
kk
good RP!