Alt!HH: Like a tornado in a trailer park

-- rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] began trolling heeledHoedown [HH] at 00:54 --
RO: ahoy there darling
RO: er are you feeling better now?
HH: HΩwdy there m'dear.
HH: Ah'm feelin' fine as a tΩrnadΩ in a PΩrtable Hivestem Campsite!
HH: *site
RO: heh thats good right?
RO: for the tornado at least
HH: It's dΩwnright faaaaaaantastic fer the tΩrnadΩ, pardner!
HH: And hΩw're y'all dΩin' this'ere fine evenin'?
RO: as blustry as the wind in CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs sails darling
RO: which is good
HH: Yeee-haw that is GREAT ta here, hΩney!
HH: A cΩʊrse, ah'm happy ta here anythin' frΩm y'all.
HH: =:#]
RO: rP.#)
RO: but blushing makes CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs smilies look a big mess rP.(
HH: Well ah think it's makes 'em lΩΩk adΩrable!
HH: An' the fella behind 'em tΩΩ. =;D
RO: rP.#)
RO: your trying to make CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR loose his dashing cool aren't you?
RO: because if you its working
HH: Y'all knΩw fʊll well that ain't even pΩssible!
HH: Yer cΩΩl nΩ matta what, pardner. =:#]
RO: a cutthroat skipper on the ocean blue
RO: or whatever color it is
HH: Ain't it mΩ' Ωf a pʊrple?
HH: Well nΩ matta what th' cΩlΩr, y'all lΩΩk dashin' sailin' it!
RO: well rP,#)
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR is CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR
RO: but what you landlubbers get up to the
RO: eh
RO: land
HH: =:?
RO: well
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR rarely set foot on dry land
RO: excepting of course to stay at port or raid
HH: Y'all've visited me thΩʊgh if ah recall, yeah?
RO: aye a few times
HH: Ah gʊess that makes it all the mΩ' sweet that y'all've dΩne that!
RO: ah sea CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR to distracted those time to really pay attention to what else was going on on the land
HH: =:#]
RO: so...
RO: what do ya'll get up to up there?
HH: All sΩrtsa fʊn stʊff, pardner!
HH: RΩdeΩs, shΩΩtΩʊts, savin' lΩwblΩΩds tied tΩ traintracks...
HH: (Which happens a lΩt actʊally. =:\)
RO: harr saving lowbloods tied to traintracks?
HH: Affirmative, pardner. It's... It's pretty weird.
RO: harr it sure is
RO: like whats a fire?
RO: and why does it
RO: whats the word
RO: burn?
HH: Welp, ah ain't Ωne a thΩse intellectʊal types sΩ ah wΩʊldn' knΩw abΩʊt that.
HH: Fire sʊre dΩes lΩΩk pretty thΩʊgh, pardner.
RO: wow are all the things on land pretty then?
HH: Ah wΩʊldn' knΩw, pardner, ah haven' seen 'em all!
HH: SΩmeday thΩʊgh... Maybe ah can travel alla Alternia, see everthin' there is ta see...
RO: that sounds a grand plan
RO: maybe
RO: someday
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR can join you on that voyage?
HH: Ah'd be hΩnΩred.
RO: that would be something to look forward too
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR only wishes CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR could take you to ocean dephs
RO: there be far more to the ocean than just the waves
HH: Ah'd lΩve tΩ be able tΩ see 'em with y'all.
HH: Y'all make it Ωʊt ta be sΩ pretty.
RO: aye the coral reefs
RO: the hydro thermic vents
RO: the candy corn shrimp
RO: and er
RO: Glibglob
HH: The "Great an' mighty EmperΩr's" Lʊsʊs?
RO: aye
RO: okay so he/she/it isnt that pretty
RO: rP.(
HH: Ah's sʊrely like tΩ meet 'im.
HH: *ah'd
RO: Krakendad likes him
HH: And ah knΩw it ain't 'is faʊlt, pΩΩr critter.
HH: Yer lʊsʊs is great.
HH: Ah'm sʊre bΩtha Ωʊrs wΩʊlda gΩt alΩng fine if they'd had the chance ta meet...
HH: =:']
RO: arr wouldnt be so sure though
RO: calm as the sea as he is most of the time
RO: he can rear up in a terrible rage at times with little warning
RO: much like the sea itself
HH: Ah see.
RO: and besides
RO: many lusus get fed to Gl'bgolyb
HH: Ah dΩn' think my lʊsʊs wΩʊlda even been a snack fer 'im, heh.
HH: =:'/
HH: Mighta been a better way ta gΩ than... Whateve happened ta her.
HH: *eva
RO: you dont even know how it happen?
RO: arr thats a pity
HH: Jʊs' heard a cΩmmΩtiΩn Ωʊtside th' hive, and when ah went Ωʊt...
HH: She was dyin'. All fΩʊr legs brΩken...
HH: An' she...
HH: She asked me ta...
HH: Ta...
RO: finish it?
HH: Yeah...
RO: ...you did the right thing there
HH: SΩ ah Ωbliged. Ah had ta, she was hʊrtin'.
HH: Ah dΩ hΩpe sΩ.
RO: rP.(
HH: Yeah...
HH: Well! Ain't like whinin' 'bΩʊt it'll bring 'er back Ωr nΩthin'!
RO: nope
HH: Can't keep livin' in the past whene there's peΩple that need ya in the present, hʊh?
RO: thats right never look back
HH: Keep mΩΩvin' fΩrward!
HH: ...
HH: *MΩvin'
RO: ah
RO: ...
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR will be docking at port again soon
RO: perhaps CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR could visit you again?
HH: A cΩʊrse y'all can visit!
HH: Ah'd be hΩnΩred.
RO: and it would be an honor
HH: It'll be nice ta see y'all again, face ta face.
HH: ...
HH: =:#|
RO: rP.#)
RO: sea you then
HH: Ah'll be waitin' fer y'all! <3
RO: ...
RO: <3
-- rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] gave up trolling heeledHoedown [HH] at 01:59 --